PokéStory Time - Just add five words!

[Guardian]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal...

"die down, to become calm or quiet; subside."

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds...

RIP Sandshrew...

 

[Guardian]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because...

 

[PageEmp]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a...

 

[Guardian]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective...

 

[PageEmp]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely...

It's called type effectiveness, how isn't that very effective?

 

[Guardian]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while...

 

[Squirrel]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing...

 

[PageEmp]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death.

The end?

 

[Guardian]

I just love how hard you are trying to kill sandshrew just cos your Feraligatr is dead lol. Its not like we are emotionally attached to it, not the first or the last time Sandshrew is dying in this thread.
And nah.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he...

 

[Lycanthropy]

He does hold the point there might be too many Sandshrew in the stories.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for...

 

[Guardian]

I doubt that was his point :P

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Then I raise it as my point.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he...

 

[PageEmp]

I never intended to kill Sandshrew, it's just a coincidence that it kind of looked like I was. But that's not my intenstion.Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the...

 

[Guardian]

LMAO, post of a month
Dude, this is a pokestory, if you wanna kill, kill, no one is complaining, but lets be real. These are all yours.

"Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed"
"But it failed, Sandshrew died"
"Zigzagoon stabbed him with a"
"but killed Sandshrew anyway, as"
"the real Sandshrew's official death"

"I never intended to kill Sandshrew, it's just a coincidence that it kind of looked like I was."
Seriously, cant stop laughing lmao.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the youtube tutorials made by Zekrom...

-still laughing-

 

[Lycanthropy]

You know, Meem, just ignore Sven aka Guardian. It's an unwritten law here that many Sandshrew die here anyway.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the youtube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which...

 

[miel!]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the youtube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably!

 

[Meadow]

Well I certainly missed quite a bit here. xD

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the YouTube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably! After tons and tons of...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the YouTube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably! After tons and tons of rare candies, Meloetta had started...