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- Distortion World
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Cubone was happily eating his apple in a forest, but failed to notice two glaring eyes looking at him from behind the bushes. The eyes belonged to a pair of Unown, waiting for the door between dimensions to throw out an ice cream package. From there, it was Fennekin whose crystal ball foresaw the sudden rise of Dragon Kingdom after a Sandshrew fell into death by eating Unown's ice cream inflicting a severe burn. Thankfully, Gyarados was there so he could douse the burn with HOT water, causing Sandshrew to gain cosmic powers and control himself until Unown killed him. Suddenly, a Latias swooped in to save the day by Body Slamming the Unown to the hard ground and thereby slicing the Unown in half. He then proceeds to kill every pokemon he can find that breaks cosmic rules of space. Deoxys shows up and tells those Unown to quickly use Hidden Power to attack Meem's birthday cake, which exploded. Whipped cream splashed around everywhere, but it apparently turned people into Slurpuff knowing the move Toxic. This caused the enviroment to be ruined. Nobody was too concerned, since they'd rather lie on the beach than that. Suddenly, Quagsire arrived and summoned a giant wave, which was even bigger than a simple human could imagine. The entire dimension was being pulled into Quagsire's mouth, accumulating pressure from all the mass. Cubone had finished his apple and saw Sandshrew staring at him. A twinkle in its eyes, it exploded, covering poor Cubone with more food! Sandshrew quickly peed on Cubone and killed his hunger so instead they started a game of chess, because Pokémon is ALL about the fishing rods at stake. Soon, Cubone won, and killed Sandshrew's king so Sandshrew quickly set up a campaign to ban chess from the universe, but with pieces in form of ice cream forcing Sandshrew bullied by a Blue Chase to gain more powers and...