Pokésults

[Correspondence]

Okay, this is an idea i got from one of the threads here.Basically Its giving an insult using pokemon terms.For example:

"You're as useful as a Magikarp." or
"You're slower than a Slowoke!"

All PC rules apply and try not to be too vain.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

 

[TaichiWind]

You're so fat a Snorlax looks slim compared to you.

(Am I doing this right?)

 

[Shadowstriker184]

You're so slow, Slakoft could beat you in a foot race!

 

[Seth Rollins]

Your so mad, that you will turn into a Snubull.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

My Diglett could jump higher than you.

 

[Pink Mommy]

Your talk is so boring you could put a Jigglipuf to sleep.

 

[Shadowstriker184]

Your so ugly, you beat Feebas in an ugly contest

 

[akshat4444]

You're so lazy, even Slaking moves more often than you do !

 

[IcicleBunny]

You're as beautiful as a Milotic... Before it evolved

 

[lucas5201]

You're so bad at Pokemon that the guy with level 5 magikarps beat you.

 

[PikachuAddict]

You're so nasty even Muk runs from you.

 

[Pink Mommy]

You're so nasty even a starving Snorlax wouldn't eat you.

 

[Serperion]

There was a beauty contest and you came 4th out of 4 and lost to Relicanth, Cradily and Gyarados

 

[ShadowMirror]

You're so ugly, that zubats run from your wild encounters

 

[Eeveelution Co-ordinator]

Your so predictable, even Audino gets tired of it.

 

[ShadowMirror]

your so boring that even gengar doesnt want to be your shadow

 

[Evey]

If you were a pokemon, I wouldn't choose you...

 

[ShadowMirror]

you are so hated that if you were a pokemon, you would always be removed from the game before it is released.

 

[xVaporeon]

You're so ugly, even Purugly would run from you!

 

[Mark Kamill]

You so stupid you make a Slowpoke look smart.