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It takes one look at you and runs off to find its mommy to beat you up

I throw a hammer at a magikarp
 
It gains 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points Lv's up to Lv 1000! And Evloves into Gyrados. And uses Hydro Pump.
I destroy where Areceus lives...... o.0
 
Diagla bites off your head for eating the God

I kick Ash Ketchum and Pikachu in the groin
 
they cry and whine alot. Then one of those "Disney Moments" start.
I hit a Giratina with a Master Sword
 
It sucks you into the Distortion World and won't let you leave.

I pimp-slap an Aipom.​
 
Aipom slaps you back and then bites your ear off...then kicks you....then steals your hat.

I put ketchup on charizards tongue
 
D8

It is thrown through the air as a result of your violence, falls into a patch of Glacidea flowers, transforms into its Sky Forme and flies into you.

I go to sleep, using Arcanine as a warm pillow ^_^
xX
 
Your finger gave Bidoof the realization that he was just Nintendo's rip off of Zigzagoon and committed suicide.

I mistake a Shaymin for a football and punt it.
 
It sucks you into a ferocious black whole and teleports you to a place where you can only watch [AGELIMIT]a 40-year old man playing with a cow and making sexual noises on a antenna television.[/AGELIMIT]

I pull Poochyena's hair.
 
It's actually a Mightyena. It eats you and you die.

You meet a wild Rhyperior during mating season.
 
And Saturn goes after you with a stick, "No one calls Cyrus se-- I mean handsome but me!" -Saturn xD

I...take a charizard plushie from Charizard.
 
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