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Pokemon Jokes!!!!

Mudkip85 said:
Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~
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OMG, that one seriously made me ROTFLMAO!

Grrr, like many people here, I cant think of any right now, I had a stash of them somewhere ¬_¬ *searches but to no avail*
 
What game do most pokemon play? Nose-pass

1:Man, this thanksgiving dinner is great, thank you.
2:No problum, but go look over there, that one guy is Gulpin

What pokemon is the best with money? Wis-cash

What pokemon does no one go to for help with money? Fee-bas
 
what did the the man say when he borrowed money of a feebas (thanks to Korinku)?

Oh Man-a-fee
 
what pokemon always cuts the cheese?: GAStly
Yes i know very childish but its all I can think of right now.
 
Mudkip85 said:
mrplanters very original!

Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~
Click to expand...

XD That made me laugh so hard!!

And some of the others are funny too... ^_^

Sadly, I can't think of any jokes right now...
 
there all good and funny but i had one a little while ago but i for got it
 
Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!
Click to expand...

Lol! :laugh: That one was really funny!

I got some! And I don't think they're really that good.

*Clears throat and turns on mike.* What do you get when you spin a cactus?

Cacturne!

*Crickets chirping*

How 'bout this one? Which Pokemon never tells the truth?

Glalie!

*Crickets chirping*

Okay, I've got a good one!

Wynaut: Knock, knock!

Pikachu: Sorry, you can't come in.

Wynaut: Wynaut?
 
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What is both the king of pokemon's favorite ornament and favorite place to be?

Goldenrod
 
Ok, my friend MSP cant post for some reason, so he sent me his jokes. I thought I'd just post them for him, so here they are...

Why do you not shower with Pokemon?
They might take-a-pi!

What do you do when your kids can't read?
Get them "hooked on Onyx?
 
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