Pokemon Jokes!!!!

[Volta.]

Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~

OMG, that one seriously made me ROTFLMAO!

Grrr, like many people here, I cant think of any right now, I had a stash of them somewhere ¬_¬ *searches but to no avail*

 

[Đ a r κ]

What game do most pokemon play? Nose-pass

1:Man, this thanksgiving dinner is great, thank you.
2:No problum, but go look over there, that one guy is Gulpin

What pokemon is the best with money? Wis-cash

What pokemon does no one go to for help with money? Fee-bas

 

[axlefoley]

what did the the man say when he borrowed money of a feebas (thanks to Korinku)?

Oh Man-a-fee

 

[mrplanters]

What pokemon can you use as soap?: SUDawoodo!

 

[mrplanters]

what pokemon always cuts the cheese?: GAStly
Yes i know very childish but its all I can think of right now.

 

[Fallen Angel_Messiah Of Black Roses]

I shall now make a corny joke

Based on Psyduck joke seiries

Your psyduck is so stupid it starved in a grocery store

 

[Mudkip85]

You guys make me laugh heres another one.

Name a low fat Pokémon.

Answer: Butterfree

~Kipper~

 

[axlefoley]

what is the christmas carol pokemon? in exelcis deoxys

 

[Pikabloo]

mrplanters very original!

Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~

XD That made me laugh so hard!!

And some of the others are funny too... ^_^

Sadly, I can't think of any jokes right now...

 

[mrplanters]

What pokemon is very selfish?: MEowth

 

[dakelland12]

there all good and funny but i had one a little while ago but i for got it

 

[Blaziken626]

Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

Lol! :laugh: That one was really funny!

I got some! And I don't think they're really that good.

*Clears throat and turns on mike.* What do you get when you spin a cactus?

Cacturne!

*Crickets chirping*

How 'bout this one? Which Pokemon never tells the truth?

Glalie!

*Crickets chirping*

Okay, I've got a good one!

Wynaut: Knock, knock!

Pikachu: Sorry, you can't come in.

Wynaut: Wynaut?

 

[mrplanters]

What pokemon likes to get down and dirty?:Mudkip!

 

[Mudkip85]

You people are cracking me up.

. . . and another . . .


What symptom should you look for before taking a pokemon to the doctors?

Koffing


~Kipper~

 

[axlefoley]

What is both the king of pokemon's favorite ornament and favorite place to be?

Goldenrod

 

[Mobile Tsk]

what pokemon makes you have to go to the bathroom?

Snorlax

 

[Captain Arcane]

Ok, my friend MSP cant post for some reason, so he sent me his jokes. I thought I'd just post them for him, so here they are...

Why do you not shower with Pokemon?
They might take-a-pi!

What do you do when your kids can't read?
Get them "hooked on Onyx?