Power of Connect - The Holy Connection

[Salzorrah]

Welcome to the Connect Club, where our ideals are pure and sincere. Connect has taught us that we should band together, raise each other up in times of distress, and be better of ourselves by bettering others. This is the way of Connect.

To join our wonderful society, all you need to do is Connect. Even the slowest of Connections is strong enough to bond with anyone.

Unlike the contradicting Club of DisConnect, there is no ranking system. You see, what fellow Klippy has taught you is that as separate beings, you rise as you become more disConnected with each other, but in the Connect Club, there is not that here. As our numbers rise, so does our rank. Unlike the DisConnect fellows, all charges are free and taxes are waived.

So far, our Connection speed is:

The Holy Connection
Speedy Deoxys
Shuckle Slow
Dial-Up
Gunner-Level​

To raise our Connection speed, we need your help!

JOIN NOW, IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO CONNECT!

Davepetasprite^2 has Connected
Draskk has Connected
JohnnyMustang has Connected
Omicron has Connected
Cheshire Cat has Connected
Foxrally has Connected​

 

[Klippy]

I gift this small chapel for you peasants. Have fun.

 

[Draskk]

We are Connect ed together as one
The prophet will show us the way

 

[Nimsy]

Do I smell a holy war coming?
:D

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Which one is Saladin, Gunner or Klippy?

 

[Omicron]

connect with gl'bgolyg, doof and lord blarzigord.

 

[Salzorrah]

Get out of here your blasphemous scum, we're all gonna end Connected, you'll see.

Connect.

We are Connect ed together as one
The prophet will show us the way

connect with gl'bgolyg, doof and lord blarzigord.

Welcome! With our new fangled powers, we are now connected like never before!

Gunner. Definitely Gunner. Only difference is... Saladin's goin' down!

The more you post here, the more connected you become... ;)

 

[Alex]

haha connect more!!! pussies!!!!

 

[Foxrally]

JOIN THE CONNECTION

 

[Salzorrah]

My fellow Connectors, I have reached enlightenment, and what we believed was flawed.

We should not be arguing against the Disconnectors. Infact, we should be accepting them, because the true connection is not because we believe in the same entity, but rather, even with our differences, we should accept one another, for who we are.

I'm hoping that none of you reach the point of Radical Connectism, which is our old way of thinking.

We should usher in a new age! I will personally ask the help of fellow Klippy to connect our two cults together, because I believe, everything is connected, even if people do not wish to be.

We should be accepting of our brothers and sisters from the Church of Disconnect, and not shun them, because we are the only ones who can connect with them, and accept them for who they are.

 

[Draskk]

And Blarzigord said let them CONNECT