Problem Solving: Pokémon Style!

[Janp]

Ask Bewear. He can help...

Help! I got into strong current and now I'm on unknown island.

 

[Meadow]

The Rotom Dex can help you navigate around the island! Soon enough, you'll grow accustomed and make this place your new home. xD

Nooooo! A car is about to hit that Pichu... There's gotta be some way to save it!

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Oh no! Talonflame, swoop down with Brave Bird and rescue that Pichu!

There's a small tree blocking my way, but I don't have Cut!

Spoiler:

 

[PageEmp]

Durant. I'm sure X scissor can fell a tree.

Also I lost my fishing rod and can't fish for anything.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Send Wailord into the water with a huge splash! Then it'll be raining fish — no rod needed!

My bicycle is out of control! Somebody help!

 

[Meadow]

Diglett army to the rescue! These lil' guys will swarm directly under your bike to stop you in your tracks!

Professor Oak forgot his grandson's name... for the hundredth time. D:

Spoiler:

This never gets old. xD

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Get the old man a pet Xatu. This Pokemon can always see the past in one eye. This psychic Pokemon will remember what Oak has forgotten.

I'm having trouble sleeping at night. Is there a benevolent Pokemon out there who can help me fall instantly into long, blissful sleep and wake up full of energy?

 

[Janp]

No, there is only Darkrai. Good night :*

Oh no, my key broke inside the lock. What now?

 

[Anvils Alive]

Get Klefki to retreat the broken key for you!

Looks like there's a barricade made of boulders up ahead. Do we need some sort of bomb to open it up?

 

[PageEmp]

Nah just let my Tyranitar stomp on those rocks and they will be gone.

Alright, I saw an enormous tree just there, so what should I dp with it?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

I hear Bewear are excellent at removing trees...

Urk, I've eaten too much Easter chocolate! Is there a Pokemon that can make me feel better...?

 

[Meadow]

^ I'm... just gonna pretend I didn't see that Bewear. :')

Spoiler:

Anyway, I know the perfect Pokémon to help you! Go ahead and drink some of Gulpin's specially made gastric juice—it's so sour that it'll eliminate any sweet taste left in your stomach!

Urgent news! A meteor is about to come crashing down on our planet! D:

 

[Lycanthropy]

Garchomp can use Draco Meteor to destroy the other one. Fingers crossed he won't miss.

I feel like dancing uncontrollably, but I don't know how to dance. Help?

 

[PageEmp]

I'm sure a Hitmontop could help you with that.

Also I ran out of water and I'm in the middle of a desert, help?

 

[Meadow]

Sounds like another job for Kyogre! He'll happily turn the desert into a vast ocean for ya. ;D

I need to sneak into Team Rocket's hideout, but I'm not sure how I can do that...

 

[Lycanthropy]

It's simple, just bring a level 30 Zubat and they will instantly assume you're just another Grunt. I mean, who else doesn't know how evolution works?

I'm thinking of giving a party, but I'm all out of snacks. Ooh noes...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Garbodor is willing to supply you with snacks, but he'd have to regurgitate them first.

*yawn* I want to go to bed but I haven't washed my face or brushed my teeth! Why can't these things be done for me? D;

 

[Lycanthropy]

Okay, open wide... Now Empoleon, use Hydro Pump!'
There, that should do the trick. :D

My Herdier ate my homework. What should I do?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Tsk tsk, kids these days. Celebi will pop back in time and prevent your homework from being eaten!

Someone has hacked into the PC and is releasing everyone's Pokémon! Who can put a stop to this? D:

 

[Janp]

I have this Porygon-Z here. It's totally safe to let it into your PC ;) ;)

My dishwasher exploded and I lost all the dishes. How can I replace them?