Raichu, Use Thunder!

[Nah]

^The Pokemon in question is Raichu, since the thread title is "Raichu, use Thunder!"

But then Zekrom comes in and nails Mega Charizard X with Dragon Claw!

 

[Sonata]

Oh look it's an adorable Blissey, the bane of all dragons. Blissey uses blizzard.

 

[Sheep]

Hammer Arm Blissey into its next life, Emboar. :D

 

[Thomas]

SQUIRTLE, USE BUBBLE AND MASSACRE EMBOAR!

 

[Thomas]

CUBONE, KNOCK THAT RAT TO THE GROUND USING BONE CLUB!

 

[Emboar]

Thomas, you do realize Emolga is part flying type and therefore Bone club would not affect it, since Bone Club is a ground type move. But no matter what, my Gyarados will use Ice Fang, whether it be on Emolga or Cubone.

 

[Sonata]

Blissey has been reincarnated and is looking for vengeance, Blissey uses Thunder.

 

[Emboar]

Well, my Bibarel used Superpower on your Blissey.

 

[Sonata]

Blaziken uses Rock Tomb.

 

[Emboar]

Lugia, use Aeroblast! Thank you.

 

[Nah]

How 'bout some Shadow Force from Giratina?

 

[Sonata]

Houndoom uses Crunch and makes a tasty snack out of giratina.

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Excadrill uses Focus Blast to send houndDoom flying

 

[Polar Spectrum]

Stop - Hammer arm time.

From Pangoro. The hammer armiest hammer armer.

 

[Sonata]

Mamoswine crashes the party. Icicle crash.

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Gengar poisons it with sludge bomb

 

[Sonata]

And Slowking uses confusion.

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

A solar beam from venasaur fixes the pest problem

 

[Sonata]

A Hydro Cannon from Blastoise and Charizard's goose is cooked.

 

[Emboar]

Excadrill, Earthquake. It's super-effective! The foe's Magnezone fainted!