Pokemon Red - Dr.Meep's Journey Begins!
(I'm playing on a ROM as by the time I'll have caught clefairy i would Usually have a level 20 pokemon and I'm too lazy to train it so friggin high.)
I leave my house, ready to start catching soem pokemanz - when some old dude in a lab coat accosts me and kidnaps me, and takes me to his lab....
And then he gives me a kangaskhan(lurvve)! Where some red-head challenges me to a battle with a bulbasaur. I, of course, whip his cream and WIN. Felix(my kangaskahn!) levels up to level 6. Woot!
My team:
Felix the Kangaskhan
Level 6
Attack: 11
Defense: 11
Special: 12
Speed: 13
Moves:
Tackle
Growl
Leech Seed(WTF?!?!)
Time to grind...
After grinding, felix went up to level 11! Time to battle green,my rival...
I'd better catch some pokemon first. Felix might not be strong enough.
So off i go to the Pokemart, and this shopkeeper guy assumes I know Prof. Oak(what is he, a mindreader?), and tells me to take Professor a package. STUFF YOU. LEMME BUY SOME POKEBALLS!
So I go all the way back to pallet town, get a pokedex, and go ALL the way back to viridian. Waste of ten seconds. Stupid lazy GRAPE of a professor.
And you know what else? i died a couple of times trainging, so I could only afford ONE pokeball. ONE. I know I didn't drop it, so I'm guessing I've been...*gasp*.....ROBBED! Stuff you, Grape. Give me a pokedex and take my money, huh? Cheap. Just cheap.
So I go along and kill my rival (R.I.P. Green), with his level 9 fat pigeon and his amateur mini level 8 quadropedal dinosaur. With a BULB on it's back. Yup, i'm shaking in my skin. With this i have enough money to buy TWO whole more pokeballs. I'm so proud of myself!
More grinding in Viridian Forest, Felix is now level 16. Time to kill brock!
...in five seconds. WOOT! New record. felix is now level 18. Time to go catch me a clefairy.
My team:
Felix the Kangaskhan
Level 18
Attack: 45
Defense: 39
Special: 47
Speed: 24
Moves:
Tackle
Growl
Leech Seed(still WTF?!?!)
So kicking some arse along whatever route comes before Mt. Moon, It strikes me Felix is my only pokemon. A very strong one at that.... Woah. i need to get a clefairy, fast!
Then this lass comes up to me and asks if I touched her. Well, kid, the question is, did
you touch
me?
So i go into Mt. Moon, train, heal, go back, and find Brock again. But hes changed his name to Hiker and got a new geodude and lowered the levels of his pokemon. What an emo. So i finally find a Clefairy, and welcome Gina to th team. I train her up outside Cerulean city and pop goes the weasel.
Felix the Kangaskhan
Level 25
Attack: 63
Defense: 54
Special: 65
Speed: 32
Moves:
Tackle
Growl
Leech Seed(
still WTF?!?!)
Gina the clefairy
Level 23
Attack: 33
Defense: 32
Special: 30
Speed: 36
Moves:
Tackle
Growl
Sing
Doubleslap
I'm just about to go onto the bridge, but I see brock again, guarding some cave. Weirdo. His pokemanz are probably breeding. In bulk.
I spend less than 10 seconds of my time caning Green, beat the bridge, go transform a clefairy into a human(i'm good with science you know), and kick misty's butt.