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Real Life WTF Moments

Probably last night when we first started building the fire and someone began cussing at the fire calling it a "baby a** fire"... and several other banning profanities. XD;
 
Every single Biology/Chemistry/Physics lesson I have is full of those. Our teacher is one of the worst idiots I have ever seen in my life, and she keeps making me facepalm or burst into laughter, due to her views, examples, interpretations and mistakes. It's a sad case.
 
My family and I were driving through Washington DC looking for a parking spot a couple days ago, and at one point, another car cut us off, crossed the middle lane (which we were in), and into the far right lane. No blinker or anything, and they accelerated quickly to get ahead of us. Just made us go, "WTF, really? Did he have to do that?" The other driver was less than a foot from clipping off our front bumber.

Course, DC traffic is generally terrible, so I guess that's not unusual.
 
Impo said:
when people try to hit me and end up hurting themselves.
it's kinda funny, really.
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That happens often to me, as well.

Last week, I was in the bus, and it was kinda crowded, so I was standing along with a few others, and suddenly the bus bumped on a car up front, which had suddenly stopped. Well, the WTF moment is that a girl in front of me was affected by the bump and fell on me, accidentally putting her lips on mine. EPIC ANIME W(IN)TF MOMENT. For me, at least. The girl was bothered.
 
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That happens often to me, as well.

Last week, I was in the bus, and it was kinda crowded, so I was standing along with a few others, and suddenly the bus bumped on a car up front, which had suddenly stopped. Well, the WTF moment is that a girl in front of me was affected by the bump and fell on me, accidentally putting her lips on mine. EPIC ANIME W(IN)TF MOMENT. For me, at least. The girl was bothered.
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Wow, dude, that takes the cake. o_o

Speaking of anime-like wtf moments, mine would probably be when I recently remembered that I actually have an osananajimi (childhood friend) of the opposite gender. Knowing the kind of manga and anime I follow, it should be obvious why this freaked me out.
 
I guess my last wtf moment is when today was supposed to rain a lot today when it turned out to be bright and sunny. xD I had everything prepared from raincoat, boots and umbrella so I can go grocery shopping. lol
 
Another one for me :D
The other day i was on my way back from college waiting at the bus stop with my graphic design sketch book (which has a picture of a pikachu noming it with NOM! written in big letter underneath) and i heard someone mutter to there friend 'wow that is the most awesome pikachu ever' not wanting to look 'cos i'm shy :S i ignored it.
So later on i'm on the bus home, its really crowded btw, so i was stood net to the girl who said the pikachu comment. were on the bus for about 20-30 minutes and we both get off the bus at the same stop and walk the same way, wait at the same set of trafic lights, and cross the road at the same time.
When i'm about half way down the road she says 'excuse me, dude i know this is going to sound wierd but that is the most awesome pikachu i've ever seen in my life. it's so cute!' and then turns around and wanders off in the same direction we had just walked in.
WTF! why not say that when we were stood on the bus, or at the lights, or crossing the road your creepy girl?

Needless to say, whenever we see each other in the street or at college she shouts 'Hey pikachu dude!' and i shout back 'He random compliment girl!' x]
 
Me: God this test is hard! I cannot believe I'm having to do it for the fifth time.

I finish and turn it in for the fifth time.

NEXT DAY

Math Teacher: Nick! Where's your test I gave you yesterday?

Me:
[PokeCommunity.com] Real Life WTF Moments
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My math teacher loses everyone's work in my class. Everyone's.
 
A few days ago, I had to go get a haircut. To get to my barber's place, I have to go through a nowhere town. The town's got one intersection in it, with no lights to direct traffic. As I'm coming up to this intersection,there's a few cars stopped completely and I'm wondering whats going on. Turns there's a chicken crossing the road in the middle of the intersection. And everyone there had out either a phone or camera taking a picture of it. I was like 'Wtf, it's just a chicken crossing the road'. Yes, I get the humor behind it, but still...
 
The fact that I woke up at 9 AM is a serious WTF moment, but that's probably not what you want to hear.

I was taking the bus last month, and I sat next to a young woman around my age. She looked at me, creeping me out, and said "Oh my God, ******, is that really you?"

She was my childhood friend from NINE YEARS AGO. And the fact I couldn't even recognize her scared the hell out of me. And that she could means that I haven't changed much either.
 
Yuesterday at dinner my Grnadma told me I had a fat ass. That count?
 
One time many years ago back when I was in the 7th grade, I found a used condom in the school gym during PE class. Normally, seeing one of those isn't anything to write about since they are so common but really, out of all places to have sex, someone had to do it in the bleachers!
 
Misheard Whisper said:
Wow, dude, that takes the cake. o_o

Speaking of anime-like wtf moments, mine would probably be when I recently remembered that I actually have an osananajimi (childhood friend) of the opposite gender. Knowing the kind of manga and anime I follow, it should be obvious why this freaked me out.
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Better act fast! (I have one of those myself... can't say that I'm actually attracted to her though. =/)


Hmm... I don't really have any rl wtf moments... I guess when I crashed on my bike, going down a hill really fast, and just flew for a good 10 seconds, before landing and running down the hill, unharmed.

Oh, well there was a couple other times, actually...

One of them is pretty amazing actually... I had a best friend all the way up until 2nd grade, who moved away at that point. I never saw him again, until 7th grade. We actually ended up sitting next to each other in a typing class, and both recognized each other instantly. It was pretty epic.

The other one is just... stupid. I was walking home from school, minding my own business, when I saw this little girl (10-13) talking on a cell phone. When she saw me, she hung up, and started walking away. Of course, I was going the same way, so she started acting really nervous, and kept looking back at me, like she thought I was going to kill her or something. She must've just learned about pedophiles in school or something. >.>
I even started walking really slow, so she could get further away from me, and she acted just as scared.
 
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Yet another one! :D
so the other day was parents evening at my college, just a little catch up session so our parents know if were on track or not. And it came for my graphics teacher to talk to my parents -.-' to put it short she's a complete b**** and hates pretty much everyone and there work, she even tried to make me quit A levels just because i couldn't get my printer to work. So boy was i shocked when we walked up and she was singing praise about how well i was doing and was complimenting my mums apearence. after all that nudging for my mum to make a formal complaint she ended up walking out of there liking the teacher more that me -.-
seriously, what the f***!
 
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