Reasons not to get HG/SS

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    Warning: Some of these reasons are completely absurd and not meant to make logical sense.

    • Leaf does not appear in the game.
    • Gonzap does not appear in the game.
    • Bernie Madoff does not appear in the game.
    • The final boss has a Pikachu.
    • The final boss performs unspeakable acts in bed with said Pikachu.
    • The Buick LeSabre has not yet replaced the bike.
    • Quality Inns have not yet replaced Pokemon Centers.
    • I just played through the original Crystal this past summer.
    • It is being released on 3/14. 3/14 is also Pi Day.
    • I don't feel like rebuilding up my Pal Pad AGAIN. I did that when Platinum came out.
    • Kotone does not wear a skirt or dress.
    • Kotone looks like Mario.
    • Kotone does NOT look like Waluigi.
    • Kotone shares her name with Kotone Himekawa from To Heart. Mass confusion and chaos can only follow.
    • Blaine decided to nix the lab coat that looked so awesome on him.
    • Karen does not appear "dark" at all.
    • They were too lazy to come up with a new Picnicker sprite.
    • My favorite Pokemon's sprite looks god-awful in the game.
    • You do not have the option of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme in the game.
    • The game will not help you pass the AP Calculus exam.
    • The game will not help you pass the written part of the Driver's Ed test.
    • The game will not help you pass the road test, either.
    • I will be nearly out of money by the time the game is released. It's not worth the jail time associated with bank robbery.
     
    [jq]Kotone does not wear a skirt or dress.[/jq]Thigh-highs don't do it for you? xD
     
    Counterfeit;bt34014 said:
    [jq]Kotone does not wear a skirt or dress.[/jq]Thigh-highs don't do it for you? xD
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    I'm a full pantyhose kind of guy... which the Pokemon series has still failed to deliver... whoops, forgot to add that XD
     
    That girl on the right behind that wall of text looks like she's topless.

    Oh, what, I was meant to read this instead of looking at that? :o
     
    You don't have Fairy Tail on the recently watched anime list above.

    ... Wait, that has nothing to do with it?

    Kotone shares her name with Kotone Himekawa from To Heart. Mass confusion and chaos can only follow.
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    And what about Satoshi and Satoshi Houjou? /yes I know that's the anime but still

    I will be nearly out of money by the time the game is released. It's not worth the jail time associated with bank robbery.
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    /pickpocket from your parents

    Or sell nine games you don't really play anymore. That's what I had to do in order to buy my imported copy of SS.
     
    You're such a weirdo.....
     
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