Redefine it!

[Lucario]

I wanted to see how this would work as a forum game, so here goes.

The rules are simple, somebody posts a word, and the next person has to redefine it.
For example:

Poster 1: 
Pokemon

Poster 2:
To jab with a finger at a specific location. Eg. "pokemon his nose"
Notify

and so on.

I'll start:
the word you have to redefine is: Lightning!

 

[Somewhere_]

Meme: family portraits

Life?

 

[Lucario]

Something to ask to challenge someone.
"Canyon do a backflip?"

Notify

 

[ElBurrito]

Notify: An app that plays audio of people's post-it notes.


Alphabet.

 

[NathanBros]

Assassin: Two asses in - In this farm there are assassin.

Farm.

 

[ElBurrito]

Gorgonzola: Godzilla's cousin who has an unhealthy cheese addiction.


"Oh no! Gorgonzola just knocked over the Eiffel Tower!"


Quantum

 

[0]

Quantum - "molecules and atoms that converge on a mass greater then themselves. i.e. gravity."

p1 - "Man, I wonder why balls fall back down to Earth?"
p2 - "Oh, I learned that stuff when I was a kid. It's called 'quantum physics'."

painting

 

[ElBurrito]

Painting: The sound someone makes when they hurt themselves.


Pants

 

[Imrul Quayes Adnan]

Pants- some 'P' shaped ants
Gun.

 

[semi]

A clean word used to describe a man's naughty bits!

Boi: "She kicked me in the gun, and it hurt like hell!"

Kitten