Revenge of The Most Important Poll Ever!

In a battle to the death, who would win?

  • Clowns

    Votes: 8 20.5%

  • Hobos

    Votes: 31 79.5%
  • Total voters
    39
Lol werid..I would have to say A HOBO LMAO
has been around longer and knows how to protect himself LOL
 
No contest... a hobo would destroy a freaky clown anyday! What's the clown gonna do... make a ballon animal of destruction? Or use its giant shoe as a weapon? XD
 
Kyosuke said:
No contest... a hobo would destroy a freaky clown anyday! What's the clown gonna do... make a ballon animal of destruction? Or use its giant shoe as a weapon? XD
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LMAO

The hobos would sufocate the clowns with their cardboard boxes and have some very stupid and long boring story to tell
but clowns they freak the hell outa me
 
It would the hobo for me the clowns scare me *hides*
 
I hate clowns, so I say hobos. o.o
 
i think clowns because clowns scare me!
 
Neither - Psychics pwn all! XD

I think I would choose Hobos on this one. They're... weird. Not saying that clowns are weird. XD
besides, I can't see clowns in a fight to the death. I know that must sound really weird. XD
 
I am myself a hobo and im invinsable! *sits by a coner* i vote for Me!
 
Awesoem poll Kaga =D

I don't know...hobos can steal are the clowns' things and use the cannons against them...but the clowns can pile in one little car and drive away...

But I say hobos, because my dad had an unpleasant experience with a clown once, and I want revenge...XD
 
I say hobos all the way. They are always in the wild so they know their area very well. A clown would so die anginst one.
 
Clowns hands down. They get a meal every day and money in their pocket. They have the meat and strength to take down a Hobo. The only way a Hobo would win is if food or money is on the line. Maybe even liquour. But as the thread explains nothing is on the line and it just seems like some type of feud. The votes are tallied 7 to 21. Looks like none of you did your homework.

Clowns have the agiltiy to do thinks for hours on end. They can entertain a kids birthday party for 4 hours while all the kids are being pricks to him. They have good endurance staying in a sweaty costume with make up on. A regular clown would come in prepeared, the stench of the Hobo wouldn't even effect the Clow due to the red ball nose. The clown wins by ever aspect.

I rest my case.
 
That may all be true, but hobos have nothing to lose, and with all people in that situation, it makes them far more violent. Clowns may be more agile and may have a higher tolerance to pain, but that can't save them when a hobo lunges at them with a broken wine bottle and tears them to shreds with their sharpened teeth. Hobos are living proof that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, as if living on the streets and in boxcars year round with other hobos, no food, and cheap liquor can't kill them, there's no way a weaponless clown can.
 
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