Rijon Adventures Let's Play

[mattman324]

Bulbasaur is the best RBY (and FRLG by extention) starter. Sleep powder is great, and Sleepseed CAN AND WILL get you through hard battles.

 

[altariaking]

UpDaTe!

Spoiler:

Phew, finally free.

No, I'm standing here talking too you.

Time to go into this cave and grind my Pokemon.

WTFOMFG! It's a yellow ELF!

:D

So it's an elf...that sleeps all day...that's nearly as lazy as the postman.

That's a terrible name, but at least it's better than my rivals name.

No, I've played Pokemon since I was about seven.

:rambo:

Trainers? I'm not going to bother this time...

Fruit!? Where the hell's my chocolate! >:0

Well I assume you would hand it over to the Pokemon and it would take the berry.

:D

No but I don't want to.

You mean adorable DEAD Pokemon.

Finally, a move that whips another Pokemons @$$
I made that sound so perverted :D

:/

:/

:/

YAY! now I get fruit and chocolate :badsmile:

Finally out of that damn...

No comment.

 

[Yuoaman]

I applaud you on your effort, but I believe your LP has a ways to go before it reaches its full potential. At the moment your LP has quite a few grammatical errors, and a lot of your jokes seem to fall flat.

I hope my comments don't offend you, I just want to see you improve your technique.

 

[redsaber5859]

I applaud you on your effort, but I believe your LP has a ways to go before it reaches its full potential. At the moment your LP has quite a few grammatical errors, and a lot of your jokes seem to fall flat.

I hope my comments don't offend you, I just want to see you improve your technique.

Actually I love it XD
And for a mod, you're very like a normal user, I mean your active, the majority of your posts are not *needs to be closed~* keep it going
Yuoaman and altariaking XD

 

[altariaking]

Super special long update!
Also, you get to watch me lose 2 battles!

Spoiler:

Professor Jen has.....aids? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Oh...you said AIDES....never mind......

Then what are you doing there?

Trying to get to the next town, what's a cosplayer doing down here?

Yeah sure.

:D :D :D

So you have a legal certificate stating that you personally own this cave?

:'(
Try 2

:D

Yes well you should be.

What kind of interests? :shocked:

ZOMFGBBQ HE'S A TERRORIST!!!!!

:D

No. You gotta pay for that part ~steals money~

:D

Hey, look at me when I talk to you, b****!

:D

;)

Two in a row, I'm on a roll!

:D

:D

Hey, those two rocks look slightly different from the others! They must be speshul liek meeeeee !

hmmmm.....

LOL! Dome, that sounds funny!

Whatever, get back in the kitchen where you belong.

That was pretty easy.

Stop calling me that, just because you were beating by a Bulbasaur doesn't give you the right to flame me! ~Reports to mod~

:D

:D

No.

-_-

-_-

:D <This smiley seems to be overused in this LP

For those who don't understand what just happened, basically his body grew bigger and harder, and his bulb opened up.

That depends, if you are at the beggining then you have a long way to go, if you start at the end, the beginning then becomes the end, if you're in the middle, you are well and truly f*****.

I sure hope this is his last pokemon, because if it isn't...

Oh crap.

I went back and beat him but I forgot to take screenshots :|

So is your Mo....never mind.

Yay for not using overused smilies!

-overused smiley-

I see....a light!

a dark!

a light!

I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

[altariaking]

dubl pozt 4 teh wiin

Spoiler:

Well now that I'm finally out of that cave I guess the next step is getting to the pogeyman centre. I just hope there are no interruptions.

Oh fiddlesticks.

Hahaha, that duck just quacked it's last quack!

Hahaha, that cat just meowed it's last meow!

Removed because Xephyr apparently owns this style of joke and I don't want to get into any copyright trouble.

Tell that to the post man, he makes me go on errands all the time, I've told him time after time "Dude, you would be a whole lot thinner if you would just do the errands yourself, that and stop stealing pies from the pokemart." and then he sai-oh, right the let's play!

I'm not going to lie. That was pretty easy.

That lamppost looks like it's been attacked by a missingno.

No.

Apparently in Rijon, "No" means "Oh yes I would be delighted!"

Hahaha, that Pichu is fat.

Die small infants!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Don't worry, I can help make some more, just give me your wife's number.

I don't know, but I think I may have just brutally murdered a few of them.

Oh crap.

This should work...

Oh em ef gee!

No more mister nice guy :(

Ok. That's the last straw.

Ha! I just hope she doesn't have another of they.....things.

My luck sucks as much as your mother does to my.....lollipop. Yes. I meant lollipop. That is correct.

Anyone else getting really mad here?

Hmmmmmm....this doesn't look too good....

:D

FINALLY!

You're serious? You're the one who sang Poison Ivy to sleep, brutally murdered Batman, and seduced Balboa!

YES! I'M HERE! AT LAST, AT LONG LAST!

Haha, your Pocket Monster doesn't love you!

Haaahoooheehooohuuuhaaaheeehoooooo!

Meh, it's not as if a teenage boy in a world where he get's to travel the world on his own enslaving wild animals has anything better to do, why not?

Hmmmm......

Leech life should come in handy here, and when it's down to low hp....

Hahaha!

:rambo:

<Insert obvious internet meme here>

:rambo:

Oh no...it's a fried chicken.

:rambo:

I didn't have to be, did you honestly think you could beat me with a green thing, an internet phenomenon, and something you bought at KFC? I KILL BABIES FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS!

Ok, seriously, now I'm starting to worry.

If you read this you are dumb.

 

[DialgaPalkiaGiratina]

oh my god this funny! Can't wait fo the next update :D

 

[destinedjagold]

It's a fun LP. Your comments are also funny and it makes me laugh. xD
Also...

If you read this you are dumb.

:'(

 

[dead-man-walking]

Who asked you, your skirts shorter than Ash's pen....
cil.

xD
That's damned hilarious xD

 

[Xephyr]

xD
That's damned hilarious xD

And also a blatant rip-off of something I sa-

Bravo, Altariaking.

 

[altariaking]

And also a blatant rip-off of something I sa-

Bravo, Altariaking.

when did you say that? I'll edit it out if you want...

 

[Xephyr]

*****, I will shove Cindy SO FAR up your as....phault. Your asphault.

Exact same style of joke is all I'm saying. Could be coincidence.

 

[altariaking]

Ok but I'm pretty sure that joke's been done before you even done it either, and I wasn't even thinking about your LP when I did this, I just noticed their skirts were short,and that Ash has a really small, minuscule teensy pen.....cil.
Anywho, here's another part.

Spoiler:

Well I guess we should check this place out then

In case you are wondering, ye, this guy has just recently got out of the asylum, I think his name was Youaman or something like that.

He sure is funny though, I could watch him for hours.....and I just might!

Hee hee hee, he's dumb.

No, the only hot thing I know of around here is you ;)

No, I think I should share with you, don't worry, I don't bite.......unless you want me too.

Alternatively, you could look it up on Serebii.

No.

Do you guys even have internet? LOOK IT UP ON SEREBII!

That's why you should never leave your balls unattended, because I'll grab them and run away.

Yes, I definitely care about that.

-UPSTAIRS-

Well, let's battle some boots, I mean sandals, I mean trainers.

Mmmmmmm.......Honey........

HAH! Ron, classic ginger name...

Da da da dada da da da dadadada dada da da BATMAN!

OH CRAP!!!!

Ok, seriously, even when I'm confused, I never hit myself, you're retarded Batman, I'm switching to someone who is actually cool, unlike you.

YO AIDRIAN!!!!

OH YEAH!

OH YEAH!

Oh. Yeah.

That'll teach you, Gingers don't have souls!

It's actually a giant pot full of boiling water, they're preparing a soup for me, and you're coming too.

Are you familiar with the term "coolstorybro"?

Sure, this should be a nice and easy training exercise, what better than to train your pocket monsters than have them fight against fish being controlled by an idiot?
And if you say the spring carnival I'll kill you.

Wait...could it be? It's....

ZOMG IT'S PATRICK STAR!

OH MY F****** GOD POISON IVY, JUST AS I FIND MY IDOL YOU BRUTALLY MURDER HIM, WELL THANKS A LOT!

Haha, Barny.

That guy's your dad? Wow....I..don't know what to say...except...sux 2 B u kthxbai

Bwahahahaha, bwahaha, hahahahaha!!! It's funny because poison can kill you.

tee hee hee, he died, boy this would make a good creepypasta, tee hee hee.

Really? Ya know what I'm into? Your mother.

Dude, put some clothes on, there are kids in here you pedo!

Oh. My. Arceus. You dare use a baby Pokemon against me? The destroyer of infants!?

I don't like your dad, if it wasn't for him I'd be the one having sex with your mother...oh yeah, the LP....*sigh*

I LIEK 2 STEEL.

Boredom drives me to the shops and then back home. Turns out it was a car.
*silence*

Well this guy should be pretty ea-OH MY FUC*ING GOD HE HAS GREEN HAIR!

GREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREENGREEN!

It's wrong to steal, but screw the rules he has green hair.

Heh heh heh, he's having an orgasm.

:D

Well, now that I've stole all the items, there's only one thing left to do here...

'k I'm done let's go.

VANDALS! :O

I am cool.

Yes.

Retard.

SANTA!

That's nice, but frankly, I don't give a $h1t

So if I gave Poison Ivy some drugs he may like me more?
....
Not worth it I'll keep the drugs thanks.

Rave? I don't like that type of music, dude.

Damn straight I am.

Please be money!!!

FCUK YOU!

I'm getting out of here, I'm just gonna go steal some money off innocent kids.

Ewwww....he's touching my ass..........

He he he

0_0 THIS MAKES UP FOR YOUR PERVYNESS!!!

hehehe, it's a purple furry.

:3

And thus, Mr Cool's adventure ended. For now. Goodbye. And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

 

[altariaking]

Neeeeewwww update!

Spoiler:

I'm sure you are.

You mean without it you would die? That's terrible!

Do I ever!

By golly, I sure hope so!

Yay, an old man gave me his rod!

Wait....wait...he just gave away his rod, holy crap he'll die!

Dude, you're gonna die! Get another rod quick!

Dude you're not listen-ahh what the hell let's ditch him.

Hi ho

Hi ho

It's off to the gym we go

*whistle whistle*

Hi ho

Hi ho

Hi ho

Hi ho....

Heh heh heh...south park....

Well if it isn't...uhhh.....wait who are you?

Well funny you should mention that, I have caught a variety of amazing and wonderful Pokemon in SoulSilver, even more in Platinum, and a few in Diamond, why do you ask what'syourface?

Oh jolly good.

No, of course not, now f*** off.

Please, it's really not necessary, I can beat you if all my Pokemon had one HP.

Oh fine then you nincompoop.

:t201-w::t201-t::t201-f:

YO ADRIAN!!!!!

Hehehehehe

Balboa just leveled up to heavyweight champion of the world!!!
....
....
or not.

Well duuuuuhhh.....It's cause I'm sexy ;)

Give up.

Anything for you to leave me alone.

And so, Mr Cool's journey was paused after a very crappy part of Rijon adventures. But the next...shall be....ok.

Really sorry for this fail, next episode will be better, just don't shoot!

 

[Kevin]

Don't worry, I can help make some more, just give me your wife's number.

LMFAO That's the only thing that made me laugh. I dunno why. =P

 

[Disrupter]

This was a nice LP. D;

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[altariaking]

The gym leader was so easy, like his mother, so this is a pretty short update. Sorry, I'll make a longer one next time. Which is what I said to his mother.

Spoiler:

Well...time to go battle teh gym leader!

No.

No.

No. Wait...what? Dude, that's like some random fat guy who never plays football telling a professional footballer that he can make them epicerer. You fail dude, lol, you're forty years old and you live with your mother, hahaha, I'm gonna laugh at you all day!

Heheh, please do ya numpty!

Heheh, who doesn't love free stuff? I'm sure you love free stuff since you have no money, hahahahaha!

Lol, did u lern dat at shoe skool?

<_< Please....stop looking at me it's disturbing...

Best. Gym puzzle. EVER!

No sh!t Sherlock.

That and you're a fat kid in a red jumper.

Tell that to the magikarp I killed once with a Charizard on Pokemon FireRed.

Really, I'm sure it doesn't matter, I'll sweep your whole team with one Pokemon.

No, in fact I honestly don't give a crap.

No. (Which, of course, means yes apparently...)

Teh hell is wrong with that sprite???

Ok, I have 54 HP, by the end of this battle I won't have received any damage.

Dead.

Dead.

See? It was you who underestimated me, now go back to crying over the fact that you can't even win in a children's game!

Exactly.

You've said that.

I know.

Dude shut the f*ck up, seriously.

Yay, something I could've bought at the pound shop, whoop de freaking doo.

Wait, so having a stupid little piece of metal makes my Pokemon stronger? I better get to the pound shop, and fast.

Ewwwww you like watching Pokemon use flash.

No master ball? FcUk U nO0B.

LOL, WRONG!

Invisibility cloak.

 

[altariaking]

New Pokemon in need of a name https://www.pokecommunity.com/group.php?do=discuss&group=&discussionid=3483

 

[Planetes.]

Gah, you beat me.
Well this loss will be avenged in the eagleou rematch.
And name Voltorb "Cossack."

 

[SacredMiKeY]

Obvious YGOTAS references are obvious.
Good LP its an amusing read.