I ususally stick to pretty childish and dumb names like "Ass, Dumbo, Fart" ...and so on :-P Did it when i was 7, done it when i was 25 :-D
Had awesome moments when Professor shouts: "WAIT, Fart!" or.... "Great Asshole,...." :-D
Was funny when i was 7, will still be funny when im 70.
No flame me :-D