Rock, Paper... My Foot!

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Your elves are no match for my pokemon team.
What is your Pokemon team? I'd like to see them battle my dream team of...

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Your meteor shall be eaten by my pet Metroid! I call it Bill...
 
Oh nooooooooooo (Mr. Bill reference hehe). Luckily, your Bill Blaster was pecked to pieces sat on by my Fat Chocobo! How he got up to do it I don't know...
 
Your fat chocobo will never beat my Dr. Pepper cans! >:3

It will drink all of them and EXPLODE!!!!!!!!
 
Your Peace Loving Protestors are nothing against my army of flying robots with built-in laser cannons!
 
Your flying robots are not bad enough to stop my battle android!

Now, since I'm feeling weird...

***Warning: The rest of this post contains a cracky Xenosaga-Pokemon crossover. Reader discretion is advised.***

Kirsch: KOS-MOS! I choose you!

KOS-MOS: ...

Kirsch: Use R-CANNON!

*KOS-MOS ignored your orders!*

Kirsch: @#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!
 
Your battle android is destroyed by a giant gorilla.
 
Godzilla is attacked by planes while he was climbing the Sears Tower.
 
My miniature Moltress beats your Colossal Zapdos because... it's a cooler Pokemon! xP
 
Oh noes! The LOLWUT pear slobbered on your Moltres and made it faint! :O
 
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