Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[classiccartoonsftw]

The famous Warlord is no match for Mitsuhide and his Lapras!

 

[Nordk]

Lapras is no match for my powerful yo-yo!

 

[Nakala Pri]

Your powerful yo-yo is no match for my MISMAGIUUUUUUS!!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your Mismagius stands no chance against my Gengar!

 

[TY]

Your Gengar gets sliced apart by my Dark Templar

 

[Nakala Pri]

YOUR DARK TEMPLAR SHALL DIE UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE AMBIPOM OF LEGEND, THE CREATOR OF WORLDS AND THE CHOSEN ONE, WHO WAS CRAFTED BY THE GODS TO SAVE CHEESE TOASTIE LAAAAND!

 

[Fernbutter]

... your uh, thing

is no match for my cheese toastie

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your cheese toastie is pathetic compared to the Big City Slider Station!

 

[Nakala Pri]

Your Big City Slider Station is no match for my METAL TOOTH I'VE STILL SAVED!! >:D

 

[Treetwig]

Your metal tooth is no match for my metal dentures

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your metal dentures won't survive against my Bulky Bob-omb!

 

[Nurse Joy]

Your Bob-omb shall fall before my Chain Chomp

 

[Treetwig]

Your chain chomp is nothing against my Goomba

 

[Fernbutter]

Your pathetic goomba is no match for my MARIO!!

 

[Treetwig]

Your Noob NU Weakling Mario is no match for my Princess peach! >:D

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your Princess Peach stands no chance against Bowser!

 

[Arma]

Bowser cannot possibly win against a rubber ducky!

 

[isthatyoudan]

A rubber ducky is no match for a band of crazy toddlers!

 

[boss-squirtle-man]

your band of crazy toddlers is no match for my super nanny!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your super nanny is no match for Eric Cartman!