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[Blake Belladonna]

My privates taste like cola.

How did you find that out?

 

[Neil Peart]

How did you find Jimmy Hoffa?

He was under my bed the whole time.

 

[Blake Belladonna]

He was under me the whole time last night.

What was he doing?

 

[Neil Peart]

Who was he doing?

Martha Stewart and Susan Boyle.

 

[acatfrommars]

Martha Boyle and Susan Stewart both look like aliens.

 

[Blake Belladonna]

Martha Boyle and my mother both look like aliens.

Who are they??

 

[acatfrommars]

What are they??

They are made up aliens from my former planet, Mars.

 

[Blake Belladonna]

They are made up of cheese from my butt.

I don't like cheese.

 

[zaneburk9]

I don't like you.

well that's rude

 

[Lucky#13]

well that's refreshing

That seems a bit odd, but "Wynaut"?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

This seems a bit odd, but do you want a Wynaut?

No, I'd rather have a Starmie or an Alakazam.

 

[Blake Belladonna]

No, I'd rather have a grilled Starmie.

How does one eat that?

 

[Lucky#13]

How does one eat cat?

Oh,my. Is it at least grumpy?

 

[Blake Belladonna]

Oh,my. Is it at least crumbly?

Cookies are a crumbly sport.

 

[Apollo]

Friends are a yummy treat.

Now I'm creeped out..

 

[Night Watcher]

Now I'm vomiting my guts out..

You better not vomit on my beautiful floor!

 

[acatfrommars]

You better not eat my beautiful floor!

But I'm hungrrryyyyyyy!!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

But I'm gaaayyyyyyy!!

Didn't know that!

 

[acatfrommars]

Did know that!

No, it's a lie! I promise. D:

 

[Blake Belladonna]

No, it's a cake! I promise. D:

Where's the cake??