Ruling the World: The Game (Continue the Story!)

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Ruling the World: The Game

Rules
-You all control the main character, there are other characters like minions but none of them will be controlled by a single person. (This is a collaborative effort)
-Only the first thing said by a person on what Alfrod should do next is chosen, then the event will be narrated by me.
-No giving the main character control of the world in the beginning, this will take a while and won't be something to happen at the snap of your fingers.
-No making the main character OP at the beginning, he needs to gradually obtain his power.

Story Info
The stuff in here will be updated as the story goes on.

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Main Character Stats

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Minions

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Deceased

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Enemies

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Start of the Story...
It is 2013 your name is Alfrod Dorfla. You live in the city of New York and currently are living in your parents' house. You were never accepted by society and ever since a child you wanted to have rule over all human life to seek revenge on those who looked down upon you. Alas you have no money, no weaponry and no form of physical strength, so how in the world could you rule the world? Well you might as well start somewhere and that place shall be your parent's house.

You look around...
You see a table, upon the table is a plate, fork and a spoon. Upon the plate is a sandwich.
You see a sofa, upon the sofa is a cat, upon the cat is a flea.

What will you do?

 

[Kanzler]

I look upon this puny flea, this despicable excuse of a life form, and DESTROY it. When I become the ruler of the world, I shall need a cat minion, and it must be flealess.

I proceed to open up my sandwich. I see cheese, ham, bacon, tomatoes, and MUSTARD????!!!!?!?

Despicable.

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

I tear apart the sandwich into pieces and wolf it down, knowing who my next target should be........

I proceed into the kitchen but I do not find anyone there............. Looks like I have the house to myself...... Very good...... Or should I say, how unlucky for them *sinister laughing*

I proceed to plan out my revenge against the sandwich maker. At my disposal I have:
My Feline friend, a deadly Dart gun, a Catapult and............