~*!*~S.I.G.N.O.M.I~*!*~ "I wonder what it's like to live in an igloo..."

[Signomi]

...

I hate you so very much. XD

 

[Guillermo]

It's sad that I can actually see you saying that to me then slapping me. ;~;

 

[Signomi]

Don't be silly, Willy

you know I would slap you then say that to you!

 

[Guillermo]

What side would you slap me?

 

[Signomi]

How about your left cheek? XD

 

[Guillermo]

But I have to get a filling on that side. :[

 

[Signomi]

Then turn the other cheek!

 

[Guillermo]

But that's my good cheek! ;~;

 

[Signomi]

It's not as if I'll slap hard!

 

[Guillermo]

you so would if you had the chance ;~;

 

[Signomi]

If I did, then I'd gladly kiss it all better.

 

[Guillermo]

Well that changes most things.

 

[Signomi]

Because we all know a punch is a very hard kiss.

 

[Guillermo]

You would slap and punch me? The crap is wrong with you?

 

[Signomi]

It's a good way to show a William that you love them.

 

[Guillermo]

I have like, the most popular English name. Respect me dammit.

 

[Signomi]

I was once tempted to call you Wilbert and make it a running thing.

 

[Guillermo]

I only get called Willy at school. Wilbert is weird.

 

[Signomi]

I heard some Wills hate that name.

 

[Guillermo]

hate which name? Wilbert or Willy?