Sabotage the user above

[Hālian]

It hits Game Freak instead, causing them to never even consider new eeveelutions. :<

I'm going to Disney World!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

i got your ticket soggy super sorry!

i'm going to cycle 'round town.

 

[Lavemu☆]

well turns out your town is a square, srry.

I'm going to go slow!!

 

[ReKoil]

I put you on a treadmill and bump up the speed to super fast!

I'm going to shake my head in disbelief.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

i turn you sideways now nod head in belief!

i'm going to keep A/C on all day.

 

[Lavemu☆]

I block the vents with blankets! :DDD

I'm going to go on a quest!

 

[ReKoil]

I hope your quest involves staying inside at home all day because I just boarded up all your windows and doors =D

I'm going to Soft Reset in FR for a while =3

 

[Megan]

I give you an original Gameboy Advance and then turn off the light so you can't see what's on the screen! :P

I'm going to buy a salad at the grocery store!

 

[Lavemu☆]

I replace the lettuce with tortilla chips thus making it nachos instead!

I'm going to play the new bug fables update!

 

[ReKoil]

But your game keeps freezing when you start it.... I wonder why?

Spoiler:

I'm going to search for new Glaceon gifs!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

i hack your internet to do 95 million captchas per gif!

i'm going to get some cherries.

 

[Megan]

I ate them all, already!

I'm going to watch the clouds in the sky.

 

[Lavemu☆]

but groudon wants to as well but he removes the clouds with drought :((

I'm going to go hide under a blanket!

 

[ReKoil]

I put hundreds of signs that say "Lavender is hiding here!", that also point to your location, in your room!

I'm going to sing along to the song I'm listening to.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

i speed up song to 9.5x enjoy keeping up!

i'm going to check weather.

 

[Lavemu☆]

but i call the weatherman to go to your house so you don't have to!

I'm going to close a door!

 

[ReKoil]

I locked all the doors so now you'll have to open a window! =D

I'm going to kidnap my neighbor's cat...

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

i lure neighbor's cat back inside to fav cat food!

i'm going to wipe feet in doormat.

 

[Lavemu☆]

But I replace the doormat with a buncha dirt!

I'm going to attack!

 

[ReKoil]

I call your mother and she stops you

I'm going to play hard to get =3