Say something scandalous about the above user

[Roni]

the user above actually picked Charmander first

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above actually picked Charmander first

How dare you!

The user above crews with his mouth open

 

[Roni]

the user above hasn't actually seen any of the Terminator films yet

 

[Starlight]

the user above actually picked Charmander first

Also, how dare you!

The user above has seen ALL of the Terminator films...

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above actually picked Charmander first

I was willing to let bygones be bygones and forgive you for this slander...

the user above hasn't actually seen any of the Terminator films yet

but, now you have gone too far, you've crossed the line!


The user above doesn't floss after brushing

 

[Roni]

the user above drinks orange juice immediately after brushing

 

[Squirtlenator]

The user above doesn't say "excuse me" after he burps

 

[Starlight]

The user above drinks concentrated juice without diluting it

 

[Squirtlenator]

The user above pours milk in the bowl first then adds the cereal.

 

[Roni]

the user above pours gatorade in the bowl first then adds the cereal

 

[Squirtlenator]

The user above farts and blames it on his girlfriend

 

[Roni]

i do do that tho

the user above dries off their wet hands by rubbing it all over the cat.

 

[Squirtlenator]

The user above sweeps dirt and debris under the rug

 

[Roni]

the user above smells their hand right after they scratch their butt

 

[Squirtlenator]

shhhh

The user above shakes hands with someone right after they scratch their butt

 

[Roni]

the user above shakes hands with someone using their butt

 

[Squirtlenator]

the user above shakes hands with someone using their butt

That sounds more like a lawsuit than a greeting

The user above licks the crème of an OREO cookie than puts it back in the package

 

[Roni]

the user above reads the entirety of every Terms and Conditions he sees before installing a program.

 

[Taro Tanaka]

The user above will embrace humanity as they return to monke.

 

[Roni]

the user above's boots aren't made for walkin