Say Something Silly!!!!

[Starlight]

Pizza and carrot cake both clearly count as portions of fruit and vegetables...

 

[Squirtlenator]

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

 

[ReKoil]

You can't spell fart without art. Does that mean farting is an art? Or does that mean art is nothing but a smear of wet farts?

 

[Squirtlenator]

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because I just farted!

 

[ReKoil]

The day after tomorrow is Sunday.

 

[Squirtlenator]

The evening news is where they start by saying "good evening," and proceed by telling you why it's not.

 

[ReKoil]

I'll do a thing. a thing in progress. respect the thing.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

 

[ReKoil]

When the moon rises, the crazies come out.

 

[Squirtlenator]

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.

 

[ReKoil]

When playing games, make sure to play with your feet.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

 

[ReKoil]

Summon the falafels

 

[Squirtlenator]

Those who throw dirt only lose ground.

 

[ReKoil]

What's a sand castle but a fancy litter box?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?

 

[ReKoil]

Man the mirrors! Aim the hair dryers! Spray the paint!

 

[Squirtlenator]

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

[ReKoil]

To enlist Google as their Side-Kick

 

[Squirtlenator]

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.