Say Something Silly!!!!

[Squirtlenator]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

[Megan]

What if the universe is just a giant body? Everything made out of matter being its organs, everything made out of dark matter is its skin and skeleton and everything related to antimatter represents the destructive forces that eat away until nothing is left.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

 

[ReKoil]

I need a minecraft lama petting zoo.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[ReKoil]

Eevee, eevee eevee, eevee! @_@

 

[Squirtlenator]

Constipated people don't give a crap.

 

[Starlight]

I watched a TV show explaining how ships are held together. It was riveting.

 

[ElBurrito]

I helped replant an entire forest. After tree days of labor, I was bushed.

 

[Squirtlenator]

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

 

[ReKoil]

The Falseness is too Truly False to be True.

 

[Squirtlenator]

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

 

[Starlight]

Does a house wear address to dinner? 🤔

 

[ReKoil]

Does take away get taken away from you? =(

 

[Squirtlenator]

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

 

[ReKoil]

Does a beer belly store your beer for you?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

 

[ReKoil]

people are crazy enough when they are acting normal =3

 

[Squirtlenator]

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

 

[ReKoil]

hunger is in the spoon