Say Something Silly!!!!

The fastest way to get down with it is by going up!
 
Sea is just poor man's Ocean !
 
I don't need hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning !!
 
Parallel lines have so much commonalities between them. It is shame that they will never meet !!
 
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat with the Glaceon your Pokemon could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's a Clamperl with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again.
The tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your Pokemon smells like Glaceon and not a Ledyba.
I'm on a Horsea.
 
*Ahem* "You don't deserve to wear those fezzes!"
 
I am bad at math, but I am good at eating cookies !!
 
Do you like the smell of adventure?
Do you want a Pokemon who smells like he could bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he build you with his own paws?
Of course you do!
Swan dive!
... into the best night of your life.
So humans... should your Pokemon smell like a Glaceon ?
You tell me.
 
Nine out of ten people like chocolates, and the tenth person always lies !!
 
Hello ladies, I've missed you.
May I speak privately to the man in your life? Thank you.

Men.Take your body to nature!
with Glaceon timber. It's what the angel face woman in your life deserves. Sound good?
Fantastic! Goodbye.

Hello again ladies, I know, I shouldn't have, but I did.
Soon your man will be able to smell like he can use this axe while riding one of these canoes.

why do these old Old Spice commercials fit so well for this lmao.
 
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