Share your favourite Christmas jokes!

[Mana1]

Whether they're from advent calanders, christmas crackers or cheesey holiday movies, share your favourite xmas jokes!

 

[lloebet]

Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!


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[acatfrommars]

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Thank you Reddit.

 

[Poké Bean]

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

 

[Tsutarja]

"Do you believe in Santa Claus?"
"Oh, you sleigh me."

 

[GiovanniViridian]

Here's a very lame one from me:

Spoiler:

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobia.