[Other Fanfic] Silence is Purple: The Red Storm Cloud That Ate Everything

[Palamon]

This is the next installment of Silence is Purple. I have Nothing to say.

1: The Lost Sea Symphony 1: Grimoires and Dragons
"New training partner, new me
Everything is about to change, I
Will become better, stronger,


More powerful.
Onwards to getting stronger
No one will stand in my way
This is my time
How could they keep me waiting for six months?


Now I'm all weak
Each and every day
Without training, I'll get


Even weaker, Your Majesty!
Ripe for the picking
Amongst the bottom of the barrel!


I doubt you want that, do you, Your Majesty?


Hahahaha, need to get stronger
And more powerful, there's
Various obstacles in my path, don't you see?
Every day I


Am doing your diplomatic affairs is


Not doing anything! And you don't want that, now do you? In the
End, you only
Want me to become


The most powerful soldier,
Right? And that's
All I'm good for,
Isn't that how it is?
Now I see!
I understand completely!
Nothing like being a pawn! I'm a
Good little soldier aren't I?


Perhaps I would be if
All those
Ridiculous and garbage
Tasks of monotonous
Nothing disappeared!
Everything would be on the
Right track, don't you see?


Nobody benefits if
One single soldier is
Weak! All of this


Is a waste of time!


Why prevent the
Inevitable, Your Majesty?
Look, I know you took me away from my home for my brain!
Listen, I know that's what you wanted me for: my shark


Brain, I know that already!
Especially lately! It
Couldn't be anymore
Obviously that's why Her
Majesty whisked me so far away!
Everything made sense awhile ago!


Because what could she have
Even wanted me for besides
That? Nothing, of course,
That's for sure!
Egregious. Absolutely, positively
Ridiculous, all of it.


So, am I of use
To you now that I have a Vision? I got it
Recently, you know!
Oh, only six months ago, and
Now, you're
Giving me a new training partner?
Easily your worst decision
Regarding this long wait?


Fight, fight, I shall fight them
All, and become
Stronger! So, bring on
The training session,
Right here, right now!


I'm just a pawn, after all, aren't I?


Well, I would be
If you hadn't
Let this time slip by!
Listen, skill can become rusty!


Can't you see that? I've become
Rusty! And you Your Majesty,
Ultimately, you're to blame!
She should
Have found someone


Eras ago! I am
Very much a sitting duck!
Everyone is more useful than me you should be more
Rigid with all of
Your useless
Orders for me!
Now I'm finally getting action!
Everything comes together!


Wait, what am I even saying?
Ah, I felt a spark just now
I shouldn't let
Those violent thoughts eat me.


No, I need to suppress them, this isn't like me.
One, two, three,


Take a deep breath
Heave, ho, heave ho.
And, I believe with
That, I am back.


I don't know what's gotten into me,
Sometimes, I feel a


Wild spark and I'm just gone, I
Remember what happened
Obviously, but I
Never like it when I
Get all sparky.


Why did the doctor do this to me?
He's to blame, don't
You see? I need to


Depart from the Fatui someday.
I know I probably should, but I
Don't know when would be best


I leave.


Sooner rather than later?
All and all, I have
Yet to come


To such decision,
However I know
At some point in
Time, I will leave.


Just need to plan perfectly,
Ultimately, I know betrayal leads to death
So, I cannot act hastily.
The key to being successful is


Not getting caught,
Or exuding stealth
Well, I am clearly


Not ready. I am not strong
Enough, I am
Very much too weak to
Even dream of ever leaving, it is
Rather too soon
Maybe I should pause this thought
I know it's definitely
Not the time, so back to work
Diligence is key to successful living."


Three days have passed since the hyena had met his new training partner Naofa. Nothing of especial happenstance had occurred. Diplomatic affairs of nothing overtaking the seventy-two hours, nothing had been out of the ordinary within the frozen northern land.


But, the unordinary would soon return with a vengeance.


The sound of morning alarm bells yodeled on the mountains like a goat screaming out to absolutely no one. As the alarm bells continued their rampage for minutes on end, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in a cacophonous chorus. The alarm bells were right on time, as usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never being made aware of any sort of alarm bells, the chimera let out a groan. Was it just his imagination, or had everyone been extra loud today? Knowing there was no time to waste, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


But, as the hyena had removed himself from the rocky covers, an ear piercing sound overtook the entire military barracks. Flinching, the soldier dashed off towards the barricaded window. Multiple Fatui recruits doing target practice in the snow, the early adult could feel a vein pop within him. Couldn't these soldiers put silencers over their guns? But, he knew there was no fat chance of such a thing ever happening.


Attempting to tune the noise out to the best of his ability, the early adult put on his layered shirts. As he put on his winter jacket, he could not help but wonder. Was he finally going to get stronger? Spark popping off in his brain, a twisted smile appeared upon his face. He needed to get stronger, faster, powerful enough to crush his enemies.


The hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? Crush his enemies? Why would he do such a thing? That would not be happening, not a chance. He needed to throw out these violent thoughts brewing inside him and throw them to the bottom of the ocean forevermore.


Taking a long deep breath, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching black hearts in his hair and ears, the chimera stared off into space. Was this truly what he wanted? Turning his prized possessions into weapons? Rational brain on, at the moment, regret flowed through the hyena. This was not what he truly wanted. He should not have ever acted on such a violent impulse.


Dendro Vision hooked upon his uniform pants, the early stared down at the yellow-green orb. Just how much stronger was he at the moment? He was most certainly a work in progress before he was a soldier worthy of being put on the battlefield. He knew he was a long way off before he was picture perfect.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the early adult stared off into space. What does he want, truly? He did not know. But, a thought soon placed down the chips upon the betting board. Perhaps, just maybe, he should start considering his departure from the Fatui.


But, the hyena threw such thought off a bride. What in the world was he doing, letting the lynx chimera get into his head? Don't let what it said solidify itself into place. Work mode switch flipping upward, every other thought within had been discarded. No more distractions. Fixing his buttons, and glasses adjusted, the hyena had finished the morning routing of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before sound of the Fatui Agent boots marching onward with a fervor, the hyena turned his attention towards the door. Time was up. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be heading to the Faded Castle underneath Petrichor and find the fallen kingdom of Remuria to finish the lost symphony." The masked Agent gave unseen eye contact with his subordinate in arms. "But, first you must find all the hidden and misplaced Grimoires." He soon continued with one last hurrah. "Before all that, soldier, you must head to Palais Mermonia and write a report about the events that transpired in the past six months." Another day, another separate affair.


The early adult flinched at the information provided to him. He has to do what now? Write a report about the past incidents that had occurred in the previous six months? What in the world was this nonsense? He had never had to something like this before. Why now? What use would this be to Her Majesty?


The chimera stared off into space. Writing a report, absolutely ludicrous nonsense. This wasn't a school. What was he, Her Majesty's top student in Fatui Academy? How ridiculous. He was a soldier, not a scholar. This was garbage, and a waste of time, for sure. There was no way she would even read it.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Did you hear me? You will be attempting to finish the symphony, and writing a report today!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. What could possibly be on the soldier's mind besides work? He could hardly fathom it. "We don't have time for this dawdling, get a move on!"


The soldier's heart skipped two beats. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. There was no time for thinking. Her Majesty's words were absolute. Write a report? No problem. He could write ten of them, if she demanded. One after another.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Arm out in front of him, the chimera awaited the gripping prison to take him away like it always had.


"Good, we're leaving, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, the masked Agent gripped the limb into a firm grasp. "Your report must be a minimum of five pages. And, you must use a typewriter to complete it." Escort towards Fontaine soon beginning, the early adult let out a barely audible sigh.


A typewriter? Why?


He had never used such a thing in his life.


***


"Well, this is just swell, practically overnight everyone
Has suddenly gotten extremely
Angry. You know, I'm gonna be honest,
This is really killing the vibe for me, you know?


I don't know where this anger is coming from,
So much for Petrichor being a peaceful seaside town.


Get this, so up in the sky is this large red
Overcast cloud.
It can't really be seen, but it's there
Now, if you ask me, it's about to
Get so much worse, and I can't be


Optimistic with all this
Negativity floating around.


Especially with all this fighting. I thought this place would be a
Very peaceful, and laid back
Experience, and things would be all good and dandy after building
Rab's lab towards the back of my new house, but
Yeah, no, it's all anger and rage.
Oh, for cryin' out loud.
Now people are just screaming,
Error, does not compute,


I am convinced that
Something has gone terribly wrong


Since that prophecy fiasco. People are shouting
Obscenities at each other now,


Agh, could ya'll keep it down?
Ngh, sometimes when I
Get annoyed, I
Really dial into pop's drawl.
Yikes, this is not the vibe,


Honestly, what's making all these people so
Enraged? If it's 'cause the sky is
Red, grow a pair.
Err, 'grow a pair', that is


So juvenile of me.
Oh, Archons, all of this racket is
Making it too hard to think.
End this nonsense,
This is making me want to go back to Fleuve Cendre,
However, I will not be doing that.
I am not a quitter,
Nor am I
Gonna let some little noise bother me.


Just let in the cool vibes
Unleash the
Super neat and uniform
Tool of: ignoring it.


Something I should have done from the start, I have some
Unpacking to do and stuff to go and
Dust, and I
Don't want to let these
Enraged people kill my vibe.
Nope, can't go and
Let them do that.
You know, I ain't about to go and


Have a cow. Whatever that
All means, Rab's told me that's a
Preposterous saying, and to
Please not say that,
Eh, alright, I won't say that.
No more of those kinda phrases. Gotta
Empty my mind of stuff like that
Don't add more fuel to the fire


Or anything. But, I
Very much feel like this is just getting
Eerier by the minute. The
Rage the people are experiencing, is not


Normal. Not at all
In any way shape or form. There's a
Giant foe, and it's
Hiding in that hidden red swirl cloud up above,
Though, I don't have


Any way to prove that, and I know it's
Not the truth, likely. So, I
Dunno, I don't think


That I'm on to something, or anything,
However, I'd like to think I am at least
Entering into the right conclusion,


Entering into the right conclusion?
No. I am far from reaching
The right conclusion.
I am far from
Reaching that point. There is no meets to the
End, just a lot of arguing. Worth


Noting, I am of the opinion that it'll
All just fade away after
That cloud exits.
If it goes away, that is,
Of course, I don't know
Nothin' bout how the weather works,


Or anything,
For all I know, the Archons are


Fighting each other again,
Or something. Well,
No one would know but
Them. I don't even know if the
Archons know one another,
I have heard that some
Nations do not even know who their Archon is in person.
Err, or so I've heard.


Well, Rab has told me that
In Natlan, their Archon is out and about with
Their citizens, and all that,
However, in places like Mondstadt their archon is like hiding,


Or something? I dunno.
Not like I've met anyone from Mondstadt. Seen some passerbys
Every now and again and all that, but


Eh. Why would I go and strike a conversation with them? I'm more
Xeno to them than they are to me. They'll see my wings when they're out and
Croak like a scared frog.
Either way, I don't care about all that.
Perhaps it's better I don't care about all
That. But, I dunno,
I guess my hypothesis is wrong.
Oh, the conclusions we'll leap.
Nah, that sounds like some dumb light novel,


In any case, I probs
Shouldn't try and make


Educated guesses on what might be going on here.
Nope I don't think that is a
Recommended strategy in all this
At all. I ought to just not make any
Guesses, as I know it's likely I have already made a ton of
Errors, one after another, so I
Don't want to dip my toes into the water.


I would rather not take that risk and


Dump out assumption after assumption after assumption,
Unless I do reach the conclusion that might be correct. For
Now, I shall leave it at that I don't know, and I that I do
Not know anything.
Over the course of


Time, mayhaps I will,
However, as established,
I clearly have work to do
So, you all know this goes at this point.


I will tune out all this
Stupid racket and move on


With my day, and
Everything will be a-okay.
I won't let them kill my vibe anymore.
Remove the noise and
Don't let it get me down. These


Viscous red cloud will go away
Eventually. These
Red clouds won't be around for long,
You know? They will pass. Good


Vibes, good vibes, all good vibes.
Everything is better with just a little chill, or
Rab will be caught up in the bad vibes, too.
Yes, good vibes is


Where it's at. And just like it goes in other situations.
Eyes on the prize, finish Rab's lab, and
It'll all be smooth sailing from here.
Right, eyes on the prize, don't let what's going on get me all
Down in the dumps. This vibe ain't it, but I'm tuning it all out, for now."


Upon reaching the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, the hyena stared off towards the harbor from afar. Had the Agent worked out the teleportation ban yet? It had already been half a year since he had gotten a majority of these missions. But, he had been dragged down the mountain before he could think any further.


Placed in the wooden vessel, the vehicle of human movement soon cruised forward. Hearing an unusual crack of thunder out of nowhere, the chimera flinched. Had there been a storm brewing in Fontaine? What was going on? But, as he tilted his head upward, there had not been a cloud in the sky.


As the boat kept moving forward, the soldier could not help but wonder. Why couldn't he teleport around Fontaine anyway? Had it been some sort of crime? He supposed it had to have been if he was not allowed to do so. He had heard Fontaine had quite some nonsensical and unusual rules. Had this been one of them?


Reaching Romaritime Harbor before he knew it, the chimera's thoughts had been cut in half with a scissor almost immediately. Dragged towards the stairwell, the Agent informed him something will be done about the teleportation ban. Hearing such, the chimera crossed his arms firmly across his chest. Why even bother at this point?


Satchel slammed on his backside, more information had come his way. Told he will need to boat to Petrichor as it had been quite far off from the rest of the nation, the hyena blinked. Had this been why he had not received orders to head to this area until now? He supposed that could have been possible.


Agent soon departing from the area, the chimera let out a sigh. He had his work cut out for him, didn't he? A castle underwater, a symphony and a report? What was he, in some rules of three world? But, he shook his head. Maybe not. That wasn't it. He supposed it didn't quite matter. Work was work.


Throwing all his thoughts away, the chimera ascended the staircase. But, as he did such, he could hear yet another crackle of lightning. Ignoring it, the hyena took the glass lift. Why was he paying attention to such noise? He hardly had any time to worry about that. But, further noise engulfed the area almost immediately.


Line stretching from side to side in the waiting area the early adult placed himself at the end of it. It had been quite busy here today, hadn't it? Fontaine had gone back to normal. That had to have been a good thing, right? But, he supposed it was entirely possible there had been bad omens all around, lying in wait.


Aquabus arriving shortly, everyone barreled on one after another. Melusine tour guide begging the crowd to slow down, the soldier slapped his palm across his face. Fontaine was back to normal, alright. Back to normal indeed. Waiting for the chaos to dissipate, the hyena sat upon the opposite end of the crowd.


As the vehicle of automatic movement left the station, the early adult stared off into space. Why in the world did he have to write a report anyway? What was going through Her Majesty's mind? But he threw such thought off a bridge. What would he know? He could never possibly fathom anything she was ever thinking.


Vessel cruising past Poisson Tunnel, the questions kept on rolling. Why did he have to use a typewriter, of all things? He hardly knew how to use such a thing. Why now, of all times did he have to write a report? It didn't make any sense. Wasn't Her Majesty always watching him? She would know what's going on with him at any given time.


People chattering about a big storm brewing, the early adult gazed upwards towards the sky. Was there really a storm coming? Nothing looked out of the ordinary, as far as he was concerned. But, he supposed the locals knew better than he would. He was not a Fontaine native. And, never would be.


Reaching the Capital City of Fontaine before he even knew it, everything ran off the Aquabus like someone had been chasing them. Aeval begging everyone to calm down, absolutely not a single person listened. Shaking his head, the hyena glared at the crowd from afar. These people were a bunch of fools.


Knowing he had to head to Palais Mermonia, the early adult prepared himself to head upon the northern pathway. But, another crackle of thunder soon overtook the area at full power. Hearing such, the hyena jumped four steps back. What was with this sudden weather? It was bright and sunny out. Had the Electro Archon been visiting, or something?


But, another storm had been brewing upon the streets of Fontaine. Multiple citizens looking quite angry, the hyena blinked. What was with this heavily sour atmosphere? Had something happened here? But, the soldier shook his head. Maybe their expensive shoes had been stepped on, or something.


Moving right along, multiple generic nobodies crossed their arms and let out an irritated noise. Hearing such, the early adult stared at the rich people. What was with all the indignance in the air? Had something gone wrong at some elite club? He supposed that could have been possible, but that was hardly his business.


Shouting matches occurring everywhere upon the streets, the hyena attempted to plug his ears? Could these people be quiet? If they were having disagreements with one another, keep it indoors in their own home where no one else could hear it. Why let everyone hear this? It was taking the atmosphere down, and killing it.


Arguments only getting more intense, the early adult gazed upwards towards the sky. Was there some kind of noxious poison in the air making everyone lose their marbles? Surely, by now such noxious problem had been resolved. It had to have been. Air can heal, can't it?


Shaking his head, the early adult attempted with all his might to tune everything out around him. He couldn't hear it. His hearing had become selective. They were trees falling in a forest for not a single human to hear them. But, the chimera threw such thoughts under the Aquabus. Now was not the time for these such jokes.


Fights only getting louder as the seconds paraded onward, the early adult whimpered. Someone, stop this madness right here, right now. Why was everyone so loud and obnoxious today? Had someone in one of the rich elite groups ruined something for everyone? That had to be it. It couldn't have been anything else.


Rage dying down a smidgeon, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. Was everyone finally done? He sure hoped so, or the Nation of Justice would soon have to change its name to the Nation of Agitation. Surely, that would have been a terrible look for the country. Focalors needed to do something right here, right now.


Arguments kicking themselves right back up, the hyena flinched. It sure would be nice to be allowed to teleport right now. The city was loud, painful, a rampant mess of doom and gloom in a pocket. Western pathway looking further away with every step, the world blurred.


Continuing to move upon the northern path, the soldier could not help but wonder. Just what in the world was going on around Fontaine? Was there even more problems about to be afoot? If there was going to be, why couldn't the Archon do something about it already? This was getting out of hand. People were going to harm others, guaranteed.


Gazing at the citizens as he moved along, the early adult kept on thinking. Something terrible had to have happened for such a high level of rage to be rampant in the city. But, what could it be that could have occurred? A bad court case? An extremely important person found guilty on all charges?


But, the early adult could hardly fathom an answer to such. Humans will be humans. They'll get angry at anything. He could not begin to understand them. Although, there had been something he had heard in the past. The element of Hydro had been strongly tied to emotions. Could that have been true?


The hyena threw such thoughts out the window. That couldn't have possibly been true. Why would it have been? That was just an assumption thinly strung together by multiple rumors buzzing around like a virus. There couldn't have possibly been any sort of connection, not a chance.


Hearing another loud crack of thunder, the soldier could feel a dark energy in the air. What was with this sudden overwhelming sense of doom he was feeling? Something wasn't right here at all. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What was he doing, giving into the storm?


Forcing himself to focus, the early adult dialed down his thoughts. Angry humans were angry humans. There was nothing he could do about them. He was not a mediator. They could solve their own problems. Moving onwards towards the westward path, the cacophony only got worse.


But, everything had begun to double in problems as he cruised through the area. Hostilities reaching a critical boiling point, the soldier hopped into the grass hedges off towards the side. These people were relentless balls of rage. Couldn't they just settle their differences in court like it's always done?


Generic nobodies attacking one another beside the Adventurer's Guild demanding commissions the early adult rolled his eyes. Even the Adventurers were causing problems? What absolute nonsense. These people should have known better. The society should revoke their licenses right here, right now.


Mechanical receptionist trying to quell the situation, shots had been fired. Covering his ears, the chimera's legs erupted into a sprint. Things were getting too violent too fast. What was going on here? Why resort to such tactics? Everyone needed to calm down. Bloodshed and carnage was not the answer, no matter what.


Running past Chioriya Boutique, the soldier swore he could hear the owner scream no good behavior, no service. Hearing such, the soldier couldn't help but agree. Finally, someone had been making sense. Pushing right along, the chimera kept on running towards the southern path.


But, an annoying obstacle had soon been in the hyena's way. Earl walking around the path in pure glee, the soldier turned towards the opposite direction. New mission, same old garbage. Why was it, no matter how often he was in Fontaine, he had to run into this annoying fly?


Seeing Siorc walk through the chaos of the city, Earl could feel himself get all floaty. He was so brave for being able to navigate through all this discord. He was the perfect future husband for him. He could hear the wedding bells already. There was not a single bad egg in the basket to speak of.


"Hi, Siorc!" Earl greeted. "Don't mind the citizens! There's just malice in the air!"


Pest of a penguin mentioning malice, the early adult let out a loud audible groan. Great, there had been something in the air after all? Absolutely fantastic, even more problems for him to deal with. This was not his battlefield. If he had a shield, he would turn it inward, and go back in time to before the rage could be induced. But, a grating voice had once again brought him back to reality.


"But, don't worry!" Early exclaimed. "We'll do all we can to solve it!"


Shrugging, the hyena moved onward. If he wanted to deal with the angry citizens, that was on him. It was his funeral. Moving right along, the soldier took a long deep breath. It was time to head towards Palais Mermonia. Jumping back into the hedges, the chimera had been in stealth mode.


Descending the staircase, the hyena swore he could hear a series of shouts engulf the area. But, the chimera attempted to drown them all out. Why couldn't the citizens be quiet already? He gets it, they're angry. Couldn't they stop already? But the rage dialed itself up to eleven and then some.


Multiple citizens throwing bottles of wine, the chimera let out a scream. No, not this, anything but this. Couldn't they resort to something else? This was not the way to go, for sure. This had to stop. Enough was enough, but the nobodies kept going over and over again without a stopping point in sight.


Rose win bottle thrown across the street, a bitter memory of horror flashed through his mind. Her Majesty appearing within his closed mind, the soldier let out a scream. But, he snapped himself out of it. Now was hardly the time to get tormented by the past. Such event had occurred years ago. He needed to get out of here.


Running as fast as he could, the wine bottle throwing games were out of sight, out of mind. Whoever was in charge of cleaning up the city, they would most certainly have their work cut out for them. He needed to remain strong, and not let the chaos eat him up and spit him out.


Speeding up his running speed, the soldier let out a scream. Everything was breaking apart at the seams. Pushing on to the best of his ability, the hyena ran up the stairs towards the Aquabus Information Station. Goodbye, first floor, he was out of here. Running towards the glass lift, the doors soon opened.


As the glass lift ascended upward, the soldier let out a huff. What could the malice be in the air that was causing everyone to become such enraged? Whatever it was, it needed to be found right away. This was too much, and if it were to continue, this would be an obstacle to deal with forevermore.


Reaching the fourth floor, the hyena attempted to make a run for it. Multiple Melusines trying to deescalate all the tensions going around, the soldier leaped towards Palais Mermonia Opening the doors to the most important building in all of Fontaine, the chimera's heart thumped like a jackhammer.


Palais Mermonia completely devoid of people, a heavy wave of confusion flowed through the hyena. Where was everyone? But, he supposed the Iudex had banished everyone from the offices until they got their emotions sorted out. Such was a good move, if such were the case.


Knowing he would need permission from the Iudex to borrow the typewriters in the office rooms, the soldier knocked upon the closed doors. Important man's voice exclaiming come in, the soldier gulped. Could the Chief Justice of Fontaine have been engulfed by the malice, too?


Mountains upon mountains of paperwork seated upon the Iudex's desk, the hyena stared at the most important justice in all of Fontaine. No wonder this man's hair had gone gone white. But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. What a ridiculous assumption, on his part. Eyes soon on him, a question had come his way.


"Greeting, Monsieur Siorc," the Iudex greeted. "Is there something that you require?"


Question coming his way, the soldier nodded. Placing his hands out in front of him, the early adult's finger's fluttered on the air as if an invisible machine had been in front of him. Sweating, the chimera could feel laser eyes on him. Did it look like he was playing charades? Maybe he should kick it down a notch.


"You may use a typewriter in the office," the Iudex responded. "No need to ask for my permission, monsieur Siorc."


Iudex telling him permission was not needed, the chimera blinked. Did he really not have to ask permission to use it? He didn't know why, but that felt too good to be true. Leaving the Iudex's office, the early adult headed off towards the western wing of the Palais Mermonia.


Empty offices in front of him, the soldier stared at the foreign object in front of him. What was this contraption in front of him? Large device with keys with letters on them, the early adult could feel a wave of cultural shock flow through him. Toto, looks like he wasn't in Mondstat anymore. But, the chimera shook his head. What was he even thinking?


Seating himself by the foreign object, the soldier gulped. This thing, how was he suppose to use it? He had never seen this contraption before in his entire life. Why couldn't he just handwrite his notes, like always? Surely, it didn't matter how he went about doing the work.


Staring at the new enemy in front of him, he blinked. How does one use a typewriter? This device was for the rich and privileged to take a shortcut. He was neither of these things. Was he invading the money maker's territory right now? He had to have been. He had to tread carefully, for sure.


Cracking his knuckles, the hyena stared down at the typing device. Surely, it had to have been as simple as pressing a button or two, or three, or twenty six. Placing paper into the feeder, the soldier took a long, deep breath. He can do this. He can type up this report.


Click clacking away upon the typewriter, the soldier had begun writing the report. Typing this and that, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Five pages minimum, he needed to at least reach halfway to double digits minimum. How many words was that? He did not know. But, he knew if he were even one single word too short, he was as good as dead.


Continuing to type up the first page, the soldier stared as the sheet of Dendro creation kept getting longer and longer. Seeing such, a wave of fascination flowed through him. Was this his work in motion? What an interesting thing to see. But, he snapped himself out of it. He needed to focus. No time to get distracted.


Taking a deep breath, the early adult kept typing up a storm. First page spitting itself out of the typewriter, the soldier flinched. Was this what happened when one page was done? How terrifying. He would need to remove it with his own two hands. Sheet in front of him, the chimera looked it over.


"Over the course of six months, various incidents had occurred around the Nation of Fontaine that is governed by the Archon, Focalors. At the start of my mission, it had been brought to my attention there had been some monsters that had been in their incorrect habitat. Something of which was not a reason for concern, at first.


However, that was the beginning of the root of all the problems across Teyvat, and perhaps beyond. I had been found Breacher Primus in Liyue, which do not live outside of Elynas. Upon completing this mission I had an encounter with two mysterious hooded individuals that I thought nothing of, at first.


But, as it turns out, they are very dangerous people whom aligned themselves with the abyss, and my encounters with those then strangers would continue to only grow and grow. There were times I wondered what they might be after, and for the first couple of months, their activities were hardly enough to scratch my head at.


For awhile, their identities had remained largely unknown. I continued my missions across Fontaine both above land and underwater. But, these enemies had remained vigilant, and wherever I went, they'd appear. Usually, their interference would be more dangerous than the last.


It wasn't until I had been tasked with a mission in the Elton Trench that I had seen what these two were truly capable of. This duo are highly dangerous, and have the ability to bend reality to their will. I suspect that at the snap of their fingers, they could take out entire nations.


At some point during my mission in Annapausis, I had learned the identity of the opposing force constantly getting in my way. They were known as Kelebek and Izzet. A group of two dangerous fawns that aligned themselves with the abyss order. And, our paths would cross multiple times across multiple nations.


I suspected for quite some time all the peculiar happenings around Fontaine were caused entirely by this group, and this group alone. And, for the most part, this was almost always indeed the case. Wherever trouble were to be, they would follow. My paths would cross with them rather frequently.


I thought after some time, they would stop acting. But, then their schemes had taken a turn for the petty. A couple of times, they would commit crimes in an attempt to frame me. This plan had been thwarted, and revenge had been exacted upon me. I thought nothing of this for awhile, assuming it to be empty words."


The soldier flipped the sheet over. Seeing the second page typed out on the backside, a culture shock zapped the soldier into a tizzy. This machine was able to print onto both sides of the paper? Absolutely fascinating. Technology was incredible. But, he couldn't help but wonder. Would this only count as one page? It probably did. He would need to write an extra two just in case.


Placing his fingers upon the keys once more, the soldier had begun to click clack away. Detailing his experiences with the abyssal gazelle's revenge and the various times he had been with the Magic Troupe, the soldier growled as he typed such. He was fuming reading this over. Continuing to type away, he was seeing red.


Second page soon reaching its completion multiple typos had graced the page. Seeing such, the soldier shook his head. No, this won't do. If his report had any grammar mistakes, he would get a bullet to the torso. He needed to rewrite this page, pronto. Retyping everything, his rage had been thrown out like a used paper plate.


Reading the page over once more, the chimera sighed. Was mentioning that the gazelles had the power to create monsters even worth mentioning? He did not especially think so, but he knew he couldn't leave out any details. Her Majesty expected perfection. He should not aim for less. That was not the answer.


Cracking his knuckles, the soldier prepared himself for the next page. Recording information about the atrocities Fontaine had started facing towards the second half of his journey, a sudden big blur appeared in his memory. Was he forgetting something important? He didn't know why, but he felt like there was something that had slipped his mind.


Fourth and fifth page dedicated entirely to the large list of crimes committed by the enemies, the early adult stared down at the words upon the paper. Was mentioning any of this at all even necessary? It didn't feel like it mattered much in the grand scheme of things.


Taking a break, for a brief moment, the hyena could not help but wonder. What was the point in writing all this anyway? Wasn't he wasting his time writing this thing? Her Majesty was always watching him. She knew everything. She saw all, heard all, knew all. Why did he have to do this? She knew everything, didn't she?


But, the chimera shook his head. Don't question it. His orders were absolute. He had no choice but to write this article. Disobedience equals death. He knew he had no choice but keep on writing. Two pages to go, he could do it. He still had the brain juices running.


Sixth, seventh and eighth pages detailing the rest of his Teyvat missions over the course of the half year, the soldier kept reading them over, for a moment. Was this getting a little too long? But, the hyena perished the thought. The backsides did not count as full pages, did they? He knew it was better to be better safe than sorry.


Continuing to click clacky away, the noises had begun to bounce upon the walls. Hearing such, the soldier blinked. Perhaps he had been typing too loud. Maybe he should tone it down a notch. Pressing on with all his might, the double sided paper plopped out of the device at full speed.


Two final pages done and dusted, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. Seven pages were done and ready to be thrown into a pile with the rest of them, the soldier prepared himself to read the final two sheets written up upon the automatic writing instrument in front of him.


"When everything had been said and done, these two dangerous individuals tried their hands at attempting the unbelievable: trying to kickstart the prophecy in Fontaine. This lead to widespread nearly irreversible damage to the Nation of Justice. Had it not been for the effort of multiple parties involved, this country would have been underwater permanently.


The narwhal was defeated, and the gazelle's reign of terror had come to an end. Duo tried in court, they were found guilty on all charges, and imprisoned in the Mare Jivari for the rest of their lives. It is unknown at this time if they survived. It can be assumed they did not.


At this point in time, they are not a threat anymore. I do not think I will ever encounter them again. The Mare Jivari is a place of ashes. And, they are no longer an obstacle to get in my way. Henceforth, this is the end of the former Abyss Order leader's reign over Teyvat. They will never rule again."


The soldier banged the papers upon the desk. He had written seven pages. How many words was that? He did not know. But, he hoped such had been enough. Removing himself from the desk, the soldier soon exited Palais Mermonia. I was time to depart for Petrichor. Ginger Fatui waiting outside, her palm had been stuck out in front of him.


"Hand over your report," the ginger Fatui demanded. "Now, soldier."


Handing the papers over to the ginger Fatui, the early adult could feel sweat mounted upon his forehead. Had he written too much, or was seven pages too little? Maybe it hadn't been enough. We he about to be told to take this mission seriously? Perhaps, he was. He would get an earful any second now.


"Seven pages?" the ginger Fatui asked. "Excellent work, soldier."


Hearing such, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. He had done a decent job? He did not know why, but he had not seen this outcome coming. Had it been some sort of mistake? He had to have been hearing things, for sure. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it as the voice called out to him again.


"You will be writing more reports while on this mission," the ginger Fatui said in a powerful tone. "So, get used to using the typewriter, soldier!"


Ginger Fatui soon leaving the hearing, the early adult let out a sigh. He was going to have to write more reports. Ho hum. What was he, officially enrolled in Fatui Academy now? Absolutely ridiculous. Accepting his fate, the soldier dashed back towards the glass box. It was time to get out of here and head to Marcotte Station.


Reaching Marcotte Station after about twenty minutes, something had been terribly amiss. Every single passerby embedded with deep seeded rage, the chimera backed ten steps away. No, not this again. Where had everyone's anger been coming from? He did not know; next to nothing was adding up.


Melusines the only group not seething with rage, the chimera could not help but wonder. Had the sea denizens been completely unaffected by whatever malice had been in the air? He supposed such had been the case. Perhaps, just maybe, this was something that only affected humans.


Continuing to run south for awhile, the soldier stared upwards towards the sky as another sound of thunder crackled. Why wasn't he affected by this malice? He did not feel a single drop of rage within him whatsoever. But, he supposed chimeras had always been an anomaly amongst nature.


Reaching the southern most edges of the Morte Region area, a bed of water that did not look diveable in any shape or form awaited the hyena. Boat waiting for him, the soldier had come to a realization. This had been were the elevation of Fontaine had ended.


Rowing forward, the soldier's thoughts had begun to wander. Why had it taken this long into his Fontaine missions to be assigned work in Petrichor? It was almost as if, in the world of Teyvat, outside forces had prevented such area from being explorable until quite recently. But, such fact had been unknown to the entire population.


But, as the hyena continued to move towards the isolated island across the sea, and intense wave of discord stronger than ever before overtook the soldier. What was this intense feeling of dread? Something wasn't right here. Something wasn't right here at all.


Hitting shore after about an hour of rowing, the early adult disembarked the vehicle. Stepping foot upon uncharted territory, the chimera could feel a wave of unease. Why was the wave of discord only getting stronger? Any second now, and the rage world would engulf him.


Reaching uncharted territory, the soldier observed the area around him. Finding himself in a small seaside village with a strange statue, the houses here had been like no other. Had this place really been a part of Fontaine? It most certainly did not feel like it. It must have been somewhere else entirely. It had to have been. Spotting a cave off in the corner, and a small beach, his observation soon ended.


However, something had not been right here, in the slightest. Anger wave even stronger than before, the soldier could hear everyone arguing back and forth with one another, the soldier's heart had begun to race. What is going on here? Where did this sudden rage come from? But, he knew he had to stop repeating that question. There was another job to be done.


Hearing incredibly loud construction up ahead as well, the early adult attempted to tune the racket out. Why was everything trying to distract him today? Begone, noise. If he had earmuffs, he would wear them right about now. Walking around the town, he had immediately stepped within range of two familiar faces.


Rabiu and Lonan building something in the back of their shared house, the soldier blinked. The researcher jackal had moved in already? That was fast. It hadn't even been a week. But, he supposed it was better to get something done quickly rather than putting it off to tomorrow. Work halting for a moment, eyes were on him.


"Surprised to see you here, Black Fish Steak Bro," Lonan greeted. "Don't mind the noise. We're building Rab's lab."


Greeting coming his way, the soldier placed his hands out in front of him, Inquiring about the heavy indignation around the city in silence, the chimera studied the hawk and jackal chimeras in front of him. They seemed completely unaffected by what was happening around them. Were they immune to this malice?


"Um uh, why are the citizens so angry, you ask?" Rabiu asked, lip quivering. "Um, we haven't, uh, um." His words stopped for a moment, but he attempted to get himself back on track. "We haven't found the cause for it yet other than some disturbance in the air."


"But, don't worry 'bout all that Black Fish Steak bro," Lonan said in a chill tone. "Someone's gonna take care of all that." He shook his head as he continued. "So, what brings you around these parts? Didn't expect you'd to this remote little area."


Inquiry coming his way, the early adult placed his hands out in front of him once more. Spelling out the word grimoire with his fingers, the chimera made a pew pew sound under his breath. But, the hyena covered his mouth upon doing such. Why was he doing that? He was making a fool of himself.


"Huh? Grimoires? Um, what?" Rabiu asked, puzzled. "Um, Siorc, apologies, give me a moment to process this." There had been a long pause between his last word and the next. "Oh, uh, um, are you talking about the symphony? Uh, those books, they should probably be around Petrichor." His lip continued to quiver. "Um, if not, uh, they might be in the Faded Castle. Um, I am far from an expert of Fontaine history. I am not native to here."


"The faded castle? Black fish steak bro, dunno now if you know this, but you should be careful before going down there," Lonan warned in a stern voice. "The drop down to that place is pretty deep, and if you fall, you'll end up hurting yourself."


Hearing such, the hyena froze in place. A far drop down? One wrong step and he was as dead as a doornail. He would need to be as careful as possible moving forward. Steeling himself, the soldier prepared himself for the book search party to begin. It was time to get up, get ready, and start hunting.


Turning his head towards the right and left, the chimera had noticed something in particular. Spotting various platforms behind multiple houses, the chimera couldn't help but wonder. Could there have been books hiding behind people's homes? He supposed it was worth a try.


Rage continuing to boil eggs the early adult proceeded with caution. If he were to be spotted right now, debate clubs would go flying, and then some. Sneaking around the back, the early adult looked high and low for any possible magical books hiding for no one to see.


Not finding anything in the small space behind the multiple houses, the early adult shook his head. Why would anything be hiding behind there? If there were tomes lying around, they would be out in the open, for sure. This wasn't it. He was off the mark here.


Shrugging, the chimera stared off at the pillar in the center of the area. Perhaps, just maybe, some of the grimoires had been hiding up there? Surely, that could have been possible. Multiple people screaming at him from every angle, the chimera tuned them all out.


Reaching the top after about two minutes, the hyena scouted the area in front of him. Could there have been something here? But, there had been nothing. No Grimoires, not a single one. Angry citizens shouting at him to get off the pillar, idiot, the soldier growled. Could these people quit it?


Searching everywhere within the city, not a single book had made their presence known within the isolated seaside town. Realizing such, the early adult could feel the hourglasses' sand drop down faster. He was running out of time, for sure. He had to narrow down his searches.


Waves crashing in the corner, the soldier dashed off towards the beaches. Perhaps, just maybe, they had been buried beneath the sand. That had to have been it, surely. Closing his eyes, for a moment, the chimera's currently human hands had been transformed into hyena paws.


Digging up a storm, a treasure chest had been uncovered beneath the sediment. But, nothing of note had been discovered within the trove. Purple crystals he had never seen before falling out, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. What were these things? Throwing them back in the trove, the chimera shrugged. Nothing to see here. Time to move on.


Not finding anymore troves of treasure, the soldier returned himself towards the townstead. He had wasted so much time looking around here, didn't he? There was absolutely nothing, no grimoires; none. But, he supposed it was no fault but his own for looking around here in the first place. He had chosen poorly, without a shadow of a doubt.


Cracking his knuckles, the early adult turned his head towards the cave. Perhaps, just maybe there could have been some secret grimoires awaiting him in the nearby cave. That had to have been the case, surely. But, perhaps it hadn't been. He would not know until he tried.


Running off towards the crevices in the corner, the soldier prepared himself for disappointment. There was no way there was anything here, was there? It was all about to be the same. He should not have dragged himself back here. He was wasting his time, guaranteed.


But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. What was he doing, trying to give up? He could not fail this mission, or Her Majesty would be disappointed in him. Such scenario should not occur, for any given reason. One more slipup, and he was a goner. His chances were being used up, one after another.


Searching everywhere he could, nothing stood out to the soldier. Nothing of note whatsoever, the early adult could feel his will begin to drain away. There was no books here. None, zero, zilch, nada, a bagel. But, the hyena soon searched the cave once more. Surely, there had to be something in there.


There had been absolutely nothing. Not grimoires, not a single one. Motivation dropping like a fly, the soldier waved the white flag upon the invisible battlefield. The surface world was a book bust. Did the people in this town read? Perhaps they did not. Stepping out of deep crevices, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could the magical tomes simply be hiding in plain sight?


Remembering the statue he had seen towards the town's entrance, the chimera walked towards it. Overwhelming wave of intense energy getting stronger as he approached it, the soldier gazed at the statute. What was wrong wit this memorial? Something wasn't right here, not one bit.


Blinding flashing light soon engulfing him, an unknown world had soon been presented to him. Seeing a large kingdom, the chimera's head had begun to pound. What is this? Had he been transported to a hidden space? Watching an entire kingdom fall apart, the hyena let out a scream.


Seeing dragons, and other unknown entities, the sharp throbs intensified. What in the world was he seeing? He could not make sense of any of this. Blinding light soon returning with a vengeance, the shouts returned in full. But, frantic footsteps soon came his way.


"Um, Siorc, is something wrong?" Rabiu asked, concerned tone of voice. "I heard you scream."


Brought back to reality, the chimera turned towards the researcher jackal. Had he disturbed him? He needed to apologize immediately, if so. Lips quivering, the early adult attempted with all his might to drop an apology out of his lips. Right, he had to apologize for disturbing the peace.


"I'm sorry, sir," the hyena apologize, voice shaking.


"Uh, um, no need to apologize, you're fine," Rabiu responded, shaking his head. "Um, have you not searched the faded castle yet? I'll guide you there, if you need."


Nodding, the researcher jackal soon lead the way. Guided towards a large hole near a small ruins area, the soldier scratched his head. Just how deep underwater was this castle exactly? Slipping on his diving equipment, the chimera closed his eyes, for a moment. Mind synching up with his diving soon, he dropped downward. Riding the current, the turbulence guided him.


Finding himself in the entranceway of a strange hallway that looked like a the corridors of a castle in a storybook, the chimera turned his head off towards the right and left. This was the faded castle hidden deep beneath Petrichor? He did not know why, but he felt like he had stepped deep into a fantasy world. Windows showing the ocean bed, the questions rolled the dice. Just how far down was he?


Spotting a myriad of flying books on the premises, the hyena could feel everything click together. There they were, the lost tomes. He needed to gather them right here, right now. Tomes moving away from him, the hyena removed his diving equipment. The hunt was on.


Tomes floating away at the speed of a Hilichurl, the chimera brushed his foot against the ground. These books thought they could pull a fast one on him, did they? Not happening. He was going to catch them. Dashing towards them, the soldier attempted a somersault.


But, the books had tricks up their cover sleeves. Floating away even faster, the soldier let out a scream. What was going on here? Why were they getting swifter? Did these grimoires have a mind of their own? But, the chimera quickly disregarded such thought. No way. This had to have been the work of someone else.


Grimoires floating off towards the ceiling, the hyena let groaned. Curses, they had fallen completely out of his reach. How could he hope to reach such a thing? Gazing towards the bookshelves, there was no crawl space up above to reach the top in any shape or form whatsoever.


Huffing a breath, the hyena kept running through the hallways. These tomes, he had to catch them. Why were these books avoiding him? How incredibly annoying. Whoever was controlling these books was a prankster, for sure. He needed to find the culprit as soon as he possibly could.


Books floating off towards multiple staircases, the hyena could feel his energy begin to die. Why had these tomes been so quick to flee? His will was bending, twisting, turning. Forcing himself to continue, hours upon hours kept passing. Tome failure laughing at him, the chimera dropped to his knees.


Getting back up, the hunt was on. But, as he ventured deeper into the faded castle of time forgotten, he could see a rather peculiar group of strangers walking by throughout the area. Seeing such, the soldier backed off towards the side. There were other people down here? He should have known. He wasn't alone. Had he made a disturbance? Strangers staring at him with heavy intensity, the hyena observed the two unknown faces.


Standing to the left had been a giant of a woman who had been at least three-quarters of a meter taller than him. This lady, she had to have been at least two hundred twenty eight centimeters tall. How was that even possible? Did she have some sort of growth spurt in her formidable years? Short, radioactive light green hair pulled into a vey low bun touching her chin, dragon scales touching her cheeks, panther ears, brown eyes, and dark skin, something peculiar stuck out the chimera. Large, bright green draconic wings peeking out of her bright green dress, and dragon claws for hands and feet, confusion looped on repeat. Was she a dragon or a chimera? Was it even possible for the two to mix?


Observing the person to the right, the chimera could hardly believe his eyes. Standing on the opposite side had been much shorter woman who had been slightly taller than him. Long green hair going down to about her waist, he stared at the woman's face. Red dragon scales on her cheeks and draconic eyes, he couldn't help but wonder again. Was this lady a dragon, or a chimera? He had no idea at this point. Green outfit, red dragon claws and tail, the chimera ended his examination. Nervous look on her face, the hyena returned such in tandem. Who in the world were these two?


"Fancy meetin' you here, stranger," the shorter dragon said. "Seem gone and ran into you by chance."


"Hello, Malati?" the taller dragon asked in an annoyed tone. "He's definitely up to something here."


"I reckon not," Malati responded, shaking her head. "He's jus' book huntin'."


"One, Fatui uniform," Rashmi responded, annoyed. "Two, entered here without permission." She then turned towards the Fatui soldier. "Three, you there, explain yourself." Her dragon claw pointed at the intruder.


Suspicions coming his way, the early adult held back the urge to sigh. He supposed he didn't blame this dragon person from bearing thoughts of shiftiness. Fatui were not regarded with the highest of remarks. He already knew that. Wordlessly communicating that he had been hunting grimoires to restart the symphony, he could see the taller dragon roll her eyes.


"One, prove it," Rashmi said, suspicious tone of voice. "Two, don't believe you." She crossed her claws across her waist. "Three, people like you are straight up liars."


Hearing such, the chimera could feel himself take large amounts of mental damage. He supposed that was a fair assessment. He had been a member of the Fatui. He had to have looked like a bad person by default. He would have to get used to such looks of disdain. They were never going to go away.


"Rashmi, he's fine, I reckon," Malati responded. "Nothing wrong with him."


"You Fatui, one, got my eye one you now. Don't do anything suspicious here. You will be caught," Rashmi said in a disgusted tone. "Two, use this to stop the grimoires. Bye."


Handed a conductor baton, the soldier stared at it for quite a long while. This was the key to stopping the magical tomes? He did not quite understand this. What was some musical stick going to provide for him? He hardly knew, but he supposed there had to have been some magical spell encoded inside it.


Running towards the flying books, the early adult waved the baton with a fury. Multiple grimoires stopping in place, the soldier huffed a breath. That was it, really? This couldn't have possibly been real. Why couldn't Her Majesty have given him something to prevent this? But, he knew it wasn't worth his time questioning it.


Next set of tomes stopped in their tracks, the chimera could not help but wonder. How exactly was he supposed to restart the symphony? Surely, it could not have been as simple as getting all the grimoires back. Opening the books up, emptiness soon awaited him.


Blank score sitting in front of him, the soldier tilted his head. This book, why was it empty? Had some bookworm eaten up the words, or something? But, the hyena rejected such prospect immediately. No way that was the case. Why would it be? That was impossible, for certain.


Running around the area once more, musical notes floated around everywhere. Multiple notations sitting upon the air in unison, the soldier ran towards them. He had to catch these things and restore the score to its former glory. Waving the baton, multiple bars and measures soon had company.


Multiple lost score notes sucked back into the tome, the questions had begun to roll themselves up into a ball. How could something like this happen exactly? This couldn't have possibly been normal. But, as he traversed further in search for the missing puzzle pieces, a new obstacle soon arose.


Spotting a equestrian man stone statute in the middle of a large room, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. What was this monument here? Something wasn't right about it. Petrified creature removing itself from its state of chaos, a flaming saber had come his way. Shoulder and blade shaking hands with one another, the hyena could feel his humerus become an unfunny mess. World spinning around as the blood drop, the soldier's consciousness slipped away, in moments.


What was that all about?


***


"That Fatui, he's playing a dangerous game right now,
He's acting like he's the
Innocent traveller who just happened to
Stumble upon this place.


For crying out loud, one, load of bologna, two,
A load of garbage.
Three, know how these people operate,
Unless this one is only pretending to be one,.
It's reasonable to believe he is untrustworthy. No


Doubts. That's how it is.
Of course that's now it is. Rule one: trust


No one in a long brown winter coat. Rule
One and a half. If
They mention owing


This debt to some God
Regarding herself as 'Her Majesty,' red flag two.
Unless stupidity has eaten up braincells,
Shouldn't pretend like
There's any trust to


Hand out here. There simply
Isn't, never will be.
Malati is extremely wrong


About that Fatui
There isn't any way he isn't


Against the Faded Castle
Looking to sabotage it
Looking to completely capsize it.


Why do something lie this? Who knows.
It doesn't even really matter.
Look, he'll be removed in due time.
Listen, won't deal with his person.


Never make dealing with a Fatuus
Every single one uses someone then
Violently collects
Every single payment they are owed.
Relatively speaking, this is quite


Tedious to prevent.
Really ought to seal
Up the entry that say
Some people can't just waltz in around here and
Take over the place.


Ha, as if that could be enforced, as
If. Not happening
Maybe it would if


Every single annoying human up above were in some
Violent stupid mood right now.
Each and every one of them filled up with
Rage. Get over it,


Get over it,
Eh. They will simply not get over it.
That won't be happening,


Of course it won't.
Until then, have
To get this Fatuus out of here. Broadcast some shouts.


Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Even if it has
To be shouted in an echo, it will be said again. Get


Out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Unleash some more shouts come on,
This fatuus hardly belongs here.


Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Eh, still here, does
This have to be shouted louder,


Or something. En garde. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Ugh, still not working, still
There. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.


Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Eh, the more it's shouted,
The less impactful it becomes. Whatever. Get


Out Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Ugh, this guy is just asking for
The wrath of the dragon, isn't he?


Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Everything makes sense now.
This is what he's asking for.


Of course, one can provide it
Ultimately with flying colors,
This Fatui won't leave.


Oh, gods. Just get out of here,
Remove yourself from here,


Fatuus. Leave this place.
Ah, still not leaving.
Cannot contain this rage. Feeling completely utterly, positively
Enraged. Fatuus aren't


Welcome here. Get out, get out, get out, get out.
Rage, rage, rage, rage, rage,
And indignation. Get out of
This place, or be removed. There's guards deployed
Here everywhere. Get destroyed"


Coming to the next morning in the same place he had fallen, the soldier winced. What happened to him? Something incredibly sticky on his shoulder, he almost instantly remembered. Right, that equestrian statue person ambushed him. He recalled now. How pathetic of him. How could he let this happen? Dragon women surrounding, more hurt than comfort had come his way.


"You ain't the most careful guy of the bunch, are ya?" Malati asked.


"Let him learn that the hard way, Malati," Rashmi said, monotone.


"We can't jus' go and leave him to die, you know?" Malati responded, shaking her head.


"Whatever," Rashmi responded, as she said such, her claws slaughtered the statue. "There, defeated it. Bye."


Dragons exiting the area, the chimera stared off into space. hat was up with this Rashmi person? She was quite the sour bunch of grapes, wasn't she? But, he shook his head. Not his problem. He had a score to restore, and a symphony to restart. There was no time to concern himself over the small things that didn't matter to anyone.


Huffing a tired breath, the chimera shrugged. They hardly mattered. Why would they? He knew they didn't mean a thing. Spotting floating music notes everywhere, the soldier leaped into action. It was time. Time for the next round of catching notes. Conductor baton on him, the symphony of the lost was ready to begin.


Notes one after another dropped into their respective books, the soldier could feel a wave of tiredness flow through him. Obnoxiousness was quite the tiring state of affairs. But, he shook such off. No time for any of that. Keep going, keep getting the notes. He had to do this, he had to focus.


Baton waved, multiple notations had been halted in their tracks. Grimoires opening themselves up, he couldn't help but begin to wonder. How many notes had been left that remained lost from their original source. He had to get them all back now before it was too late.


Dashing across the castle, the soldier could see an unusual looking portal in the corner. Was that the pathway towards the fallen kingdom and the lost seas? It had to be, he did not see it as anything else. Nothing else fit here, that was the truth. Dashing towards it for a moment, he tried to hop in.


But, nothing happened. Face hitting concrete, the soldier scratched his cheek. Why wasn't the portal accessible? Backing away, he turned around. Maybe it would only be able to be accessed after collecting a certain amount of missing notes within the symphony. That was it, surely, it had to have been. Resolute on his decision, he ran off towards the next set of notes.


Notations all caught, the chimera slammed the books shut. But, such had been a terrible result with immediate consequences. Notes floating out of the grimoire and disappearing, the hyena let out a grunt. Did the score just fly out of the tome? How incredibly annoying. He needed to gather them before they were to disappear forevermore.


Running as fast as he were able to must, multiple notes in one fell swoop could not be stopped. Baton unable to perform its duty, the chimera grit his sharp teeth. Was some sort of Archon trying to play games with him? If they were trying to annoy him, congratulations, they had succeeded in such. What a nightmare.


Looping around in a circle, not a single note would return to the tome. Musical quartered numbered placements playing out a tune entitled Not Returning to the Book, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Was this really happening right now? This was outright unbelievable. Nonsense to the core.


Running in another loop around the castle of forgotten era, the chimera kept on shrieking. This couldn't have been real. He had to have been dreaming right now. Pinching himself, the soldier flinched. He was awake? No, this couldn't have possibly been real. This was a nightmare, the matrix; a combination of both points.


But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. He was awake right now, he had to deal with it. This was far from a dream. He had to catch the scattered notes once and for all, even if it was too difficult. Right, his objective was clear. He needed to wave the baton again.


Catching up with some of notations, the hyena moved the baton in a furious manner. He could do this, he could round up the lost notes like a lasso. Waving the stick in a chaotic rhythm they soon attempted to return to the tome. But, soon, a group of statues blocked the path in front of him.


Statues taking the notes for themselves, the hyena let out a growl. What did they do juts now? Was this reality? Monuments demanding a battle for the lost songbook's throne, the soldier rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. Really? Was this happening right now? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Wake him up from this simulated universe. But, the hyena popped such thought with a balloon. Wrong side of the playing field.


Finding an unusual greatsword with a large treble clef painted upon the hilt, the soldier couldn't help but feel a wave of confusion. Was this really a sword? It felt a little too light to be one, for some reason. But, he knew he couldn't allow for something like that to deter him. Right, fight the monsters, and the musical score shall return to him.


But, such battle had continued to be a failure for minutes on end.. Enemies reigning supreme, the soldier couldn't help but feel bewildered. What was he doing wrong here? Armor not budging even a little, his entire body twitched. Did these monsters have impenetrable armor? Great, that was just excellent, he was a sitting duck ready to be eaten.





Continuing to fail for minutes on end, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. What in all of Teyvat was he doing wrong here? Surely, these monsters should be easy to defeat. They were just stone golems. That couldn't have been too difficult. Slashing wildly, the failure spaghetti kept clinging itself to the wall.


Statues laughing, the early adult grit his teeth. These monsters were mocking him, weren't they? He needed to crush them, destroy them, have their heads roll off their bodies. But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world? That wasn't a solution. He really needed to stop thinking so many violent thoughts.


Letting out one last shout, the soldier tried once again, with feeling. But, battle continued to flop down like pancakes. These statutes they were too good for him. This greatsword was an utter failure at what it did best, slaying enemies. Hearing legs soon touch the ground, screams had come his way in a matter of moments.


"You're absolutely hopeless aren't you?" Rashmi asked in an annoyed tone. "Defeat the monsters in a rhythm. In. A. Rhythm. Understand?"


Rashmi flying upward once more, she had begun to a complicated rhythmic dance in the sky like it was nothing. Seeing such, the chimera's jaw dropped open. What was she, a sky dance? Pull a string, and she would fly up in the air. But, the chimera threw such thought away. What was he going off about? This wasn't a light novel.


Dragon continuing her dance, the statues had begun to get destroyed in their wake. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. How was this even possible? What exactly had she been doing that was working? Draconic people were on another level, weren't they? He was outmatched, outclasses, outdone.


"Rashmi, that's a nice battle style, and all," Malati said to the dancing Rashmi. "But, he ain't able to fly."


"One, windglider, duh," Rashmi responded, rolling her eyes. "Two, he can figure it out himself if he can't fly." She then turned towards the Fatuus. "Three, only helping with this batch. You're on your own now, bye. Malati move it."


"I reckon we stay and---?" Malati started to say, but failed to finish. "Nevermind, she's gone. Howdy tootin' better get out of here. Sorry, Fatuus, gotta go." She ran off as she said such.


Rashmi giving him aggressive advice, the soldier sighed. Windglider it is. Would this even work? There was barely a breeze here. This would go poorly, guaranteed. Running off towards the next group of note holders, he had soon been alerted of the answer to the portal to the lost sea opening.


Malati claiming if he wants to go to the Sea of Bygone Eras, the books of music must be filled up. Name Osse thrown around with claims of them being missing, the chimera blinked. Who was Osse? How did they go missing? He didn't know. And, perhaps, he would never know. He was definitely never returning to this place after the current mission were to end.


Dashing off towards the first set of enemies, the soldier groaned. It was time to get this aerial dance dance revolution over with. Whatever that meant. He had made such a phrase up. Taking a long deep breath, an up current had soon taken him away in a matter of moments.


Doing an aerial spin, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Was he even doing this right? He didn't nearly think so. Multiple notes returning as he did his first turn, he could feel his confusion only continue to grow. Why was this happening? This was so incredibly embarrassing. He was being watched, how awful.


Up current getting weaker, the soldier kept attempting to dance in a rhythm upon the air. He could feel the frustration eat him up like a plate of sliced up cubed fruits. Whoever was capable of doing this should change their name to Mary Sue. This was awful, he was losing steam, and fast.


Yoink.


Dropping down to the ground, the grimoire score books had soon been yanked out of his possession. Statues running off, the early adult could feel stress cling to him like a pile of rocks. These monsters, how dare they snatch his hard work. The book was nearing complete restoration. What utter nonsense.


Chasing after the creatures, the hyena screamed at the top of his lungs. Nope, no. No more of these games. These monument monsters are getting a taste of their own rocky medicine. He's going to stop them this time, even if he had to bet his entire life on it. Baton out in front of him, he waved it with a fury.


Stone creatures movement halted, the chimera could hardly believe his eyes. That was it? That was the way to stop them from moving? This conductor's baton, it felt like some sort of tabletop cheating device. There was no way this thing was fair. But, the soldier stabbed such thought with his greatsword. Who cares? He got them to stop moving. Yanking the book, he could hear ferocious wings flapping again.


"Fool! Some escaped into Petrichor!" Rashmi shouted. "Go back up there. Finish the job, Fatuus!"


"Rashmi, it ain't all that easy, ya know," Malati responded. "I reckon it's impossible to fly on a windglider through the water passage."


"This Fatuus is hopeless!" Rashmi shouted. "Going to fly the Fatuus back up to the surface. One, never expect this ever again. Two, invest in a water windglider. Three, failure, failure!"


Rashmi flying him back towards the surface, the soldier grit his teeth. What was this dragon lady's problem? What made her so angry all the time? He didn't understand her by any stretch of the imagination. Did she have some super berserk button always ready for pressing? Such had probably been the case. They would never get along.


Chasing the stone monument monsters all the way towards the cave in the edges of Petrichor, strange tile puzzles awaited the chimera. Seeing such a thing, the early adult let out another sigh. Not another series of little rhythmic nonsense. No more of this. But, the soldier shook his head. He needed to stop complaining. He had work to do.


Tile puzzle lighting itself up, a demand had been thrown his way. Yellow banner on the ceiling informing him to press the tiles in a certain pattern, one lit up after another in some sort of game where a person named Simon said stuff. Hopping to and fro from tile to tile to tile in a specific order, nothing made any licks of sense.


Moving right along, the second tile puzzle soon awaited the chimera. Same action as before repeated, the soldier could feel his energy continue to die. Dancing within a certain rhythm was a whole body workout, indeed. He could never do such a thing for long whatsoever.


Score soon returned to its full glory, the early adult let out a yawn. That should do it for the day. It was time to submit the book to its shelf and end this part of the mission. Restore the entire symphony in three days? That was impossible. It had to have been. He would need two weeks minimum, for sure.


Statues crumbling to dust, the hyena exited the cave. Rabiu and Lonan still hard at work, the hyena could feel a wave of concern flow through him. Had those two been working two days straight? But, the soldier shook his head. He barely had time to check up on them. He had to return to the Faded Castle beneath the sea.


But, as the soldier returned to the hole, a slippery slope awaited him. Heelless shoes sliding upon the soaked ground, the hyena had soon been upside down. Water hole crashing down upon him the water current took him away at rapid speed. Air cutting off, the chimera reached for this throat. His diving suit, he should have put it on ahead of time. What was he thinking?


Rapid stream continuing to carry him away, he had soon been pushed through the land hole. Lunged forward, a swordy gift soon awaited his torso across the walls of the castle. Slices dicing his belly a bright red, the meat was rare, cooked too short. Blade dragged one way and through the other, the world spun around as he fell to the ground in a dramatic matter. Eye closing, his consciousness had been snapped into nothing.


The drop down was pretty deep indeed.


***


"Oh, Archons, oh, archons, um what was that loud scream I just
Heard? Was that just now? Oh,


Gods, oh gods, oh gods,
Oh gods, oh gods, no
Don't tell he
Slipped and fell when


On his way back to the Faded Castle?
He did, didn't he?


Gods, oh gods,
Oh archons, oh gods,
Don't let him die from
Such a long and deep fall.


Oh gods, oh gods, oh archons,
He did, he definitely fell.


Gods, oh, gods, oh gods,
Oh Archons. No, no, no, calm
Down, calm down. Calm down. Think of s
Something. 'Um, Lonan, you heard that, right?' I asked.


'Of course, Rab. Black Fish Steak Bro fell, didn't
He? My hawk ears are never wrong.' Oh


Gods, Oh gods, oh, archons. How can he be so calm at a time like this?
Oh gods, oh gods, oh archons, oh gods. I
Don't have time to waste I have to go
Save him before it's too late and perform emergency services.


Oh gods, oh gods, something terrible
Happened to him. He's


Gushing blood. Oh gods,
Oh gods, oh archons. A hole in his torso.
Did a monster hide behind a wall and wait until he was vulnerable to
Strike? Gods, oh, gods, oh gods,


Oh, archons. This wound is pretty deep
How am I going to fill this in? Oh


Gods, oh gods, oh gods, oh gods,
Oh, archons my heart is racing,
Don't die, don't die! I
Should do something,


Oh, right, patch
Him up, patch him up,


Gotta stop the bleeding,
Oh god, oh god oh god, oh archons
Don't die, don't die, don't die,
Someone, anyone, any archon, perform a miracle and help me!


Oh, archons, my palms are sweaty, my
Hands shaking. Lonan places his palms onto mine. 'Steady now, bro. It's


Gonna be alright. You found him, right?'
Of course I did, but I can't hold steady like this.
Don't think about it as
Someone I want to st-- fr-- I have a c--, I admire very greatly. Yes, that's the one.


No, don't think
Of it like that. Just another patient in the Research Institute.


Now, steady goes, steady goes, steady goes,
Oh gods, El As, help stop the bleeding.


Now, spray down the
Oh, archons, my brain isn't working.


Don't fail me now,
Oh, archons, if I can't steady my emotions, I'll


Never make for a good doctor.
Oh, archons, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Take a deep breath. One, two, three, one, two, three. I can


Do this. I can save him.
I can save him from the bitter
End. I command El As again


Down the medical supplies goes.
Oh, the bleeding is stopping, I repeat the bleeding is stopping.


Now, the gauze is being laid
Onto the wound.
There's no way I can stich him up just yet, need to calm


Down, I need to calm down,
I need to calm down, I need to calm down. This isn't the
End, he's not going to die. Um, I know what I'm doing. I can fix this."


Coming to the next morning in a place unknown to him, the hyena rubbed his eyes. Where was he now? Stomach completely bandage up, the chimera blinked. Huh, what happened to him? He can't seem to remember. But, he knew he couldn't just sit there. He had work to do. Attempting to lift himself upward from the bed, he had soon been caught by a little birdie.


"Black fish steak bro, don't move," Lonan said in a serious tone. "You got impaled right through the stomach. You need to be stitched back up." But, immediate defiance had come his way.


"I don't have time for this sir," the hyena responded, voice weak. "I have work to do. I need to go back to the castle." But, such point had been immediately shot down.


"Listen to me, black fish steak bro, if Rab hadn't saved you when he did, you'd have been a goner," Lonan said in a serious tone. "Don't be stubborn, kay? Gonna have to wait."


"It can't wait! I have to go back to work!" Siorc exclaimed, voice weak. "Her Majesty's going to kill me if she finds me here like this!"


"I know, bro, I know. Whoever this Majesty is of yours, she can suck on the eggs I can't lay. I'm not sending an injured man out onto the battlefield," Lonan responded in an even sharper tone. "So, hang tight. Rab knows what he's doing. You'll be good as new by the evening."


Hearing such, the soldier waved the white flag upon the battlefield. There was no way he was getting out of this one, was he? He was a bed prisoner, stuck here until further notice. Rabiu soon coming in with medical supplies, the soldier recoiled. It was time already? He wasn't ready. Surely, it could wait.


"Lonan, um, have you restrained him?" Rabiu asked. As he said such, he could her rope tied around something. "My cousin told me a while back he can be very difficult and stubborn sometimes."


"Yup, tied up all his weak points," Lonan responded, nodding. "He can't break free from this."


"Um, apologies, Siorc, but we can't have you bleed out and die," Rabiu said, words shaking. As he said such, he placed the thread through the suture. "This is going to hurt a little. So, bit something, if you need to."


Hearing such, the early adult almost bust a gut from internal laughter. Bite something? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. What kind of suggestion was that? No, thanks, he was good. He had been stitched up many times before already. This precaution was utterly stupid. He was losing braincells by the minute.


As the suture poked through the stomach, the hyena's body throbbed. Tears streaming down his face, the chimera let out a scream. What was happening? Why was it stinging and throbbing? Needle intertwining with the epicenter of the wound, he had begun to squirm.


Sharp edges doing their dirty work, his screams only continued. Squirms intensifying, everything was thin ice. Someone, something please numb him right now. But, he could hear an apology. There was no tools to dull it. He was doomed, done for, a needlework project.


"Need to bite something?" Lonan asked. "Try this."


Rubber ball between his sharp shark teeth, the tears kept rolling. This was supposed to help? Nonsense, this wasn't helping at all. Trying with all his might to not pierce the rubber, the tears stained everything. Someone, please, numb him, take him out already. Why couldn't the Archons hear him? Archons, please listen to him.


"Shh, it's going to be alright, Rab's trying to fix you," Lonan whispered. "Please stop moving."


"It can't be helped," Rabiu said, shaking. "He got struck in a crucial area. No matter what, even if we could numb him, it'd probably still hurt."


Excruciating pain taking him over, the hyena could feel the world around him go black. No more, no more, he couldn't take any more of this. Sound beginning to dim, and everything pins and needles, the chimera could feel his consciousness begin to fade out.


Coming to sometime in the late evening, the soldier couldn't help but feel rather confused. Where was he, and why couldn't he remember the past half day or so? Lifting himself upward from the bed a wave of discomfort flowed through him. Huh? What was that tug he could feel in his torso? Lonan and Rabiu coming towards him, he could hear a loud tsk.


"Not so fast, black fish steak, bro," Lonan said in a stern tone. "You're not going back down to the Faded Castle alone."


"We'll bring you back there together, okay?" Rabiu asked. "And, um, next time, please remember to put on your diving suit before you are near the water hole. It could have cushioned your fall."


Hearing such, the soldier blinked. Right, right, he fell. He remembers now. That was his fault. How could he forget to put on his diving suit like that? His injury was his own doing. Fat, blubbery lard soon over him, he had been guided back towards the Fade Castle in one piece.


"You're probably thinking it's your fault right now, I bet," Lonan said, shaking his head. "S'not your fault. It's slippery over here. The citizens around here haven't done a thing about it. So, if anything we should blame them, not you. There's some weird storm cloud in the sky. But maybe finishing that symphony might help? Dunno. Rab and I aren't affected by it, so neither of us have a clue."


The hyena blinked upon hearing such. The citizens were still mad? How could they still be angry two days later? Something wasn't right here. Party of two ahead of him dropping down first, the hyena proceeded with caution. Dragged down the current, he could feel a heavy wave of fear. He would be a pancake again if he was not careful enough.


Reaching the faded castle after some time, the soldier couldn't help but wonder. Could completing the symphony reverse everyone's anger? Surely, that had to have been some sort of solution. He did not know, it had to have been worth a shot. But, he couldn't help but think back to what the hawk man just said. Lonan and Rabiu were not affected by this either. Were chimeras not considered a part of Teyvat at all? He could feel a sense of not belonging anywhere. But, the chimera threw such thoughts out. No, he's overthinking it.


"Dragon lady, come out, please!" Lonan shouted, hands cuffed around his face.


"One, that's Rashmi, to you," Rashmi complained, voice in a high pitch whine. "Two, don't know you, bird man. Why should someone who is a stranger respond to a summoning?" She rolled her eyes. "Hurry up, bird man, tick tick, speak. The generosity is hanging on the door. You just moved here, and look here, one dislikes you already. Good job."


"I reckon he's here for the portal to the lost sea?" Malati asked.


"One, okay, so?" Rashmi asked in an irritated tone. "Two, didn't ask, don't care. Three, bird man, this is hardly your business. Get out."


"Rasha, Black Fish Steak Bro needs to enter through here for his job," Lonan replied, pointing at Black Fish Steak Bro. "You seem like already knew that. Why are you so snappy?"


"Whatever, if Fatuus submits those stupid books, he can open the portal," Rashmi responded in an irritated tone. "Not like it matters, the portal won't work right now."


Sighing, the soldier could feel a heavy wave of annoyance flow through him. What was Rashmi's problem? Submitting the books into their shelves, the portal soon glowed a bright blue. But, the door shut itself almost immediately. Ah, he sees, the portal is open, but locked. Did he have to progress through some story to open it? But, he shook his head. What in the world was he saying? He wasn't some fictional character following some plotline.


"There. Door's open now, alright?" Rashmi said in an irritated. "But, you shall not pass today. Get out." As she said such she snapped her fingers. "Out, now."


Forced back upwards towards the surface world, the Ginger Fatui soon awaited the hyena. But, something had been off with her. Mask bright red, the hyena could feel a wave of unease. What was going on with her? Had she been affected by the anger miasma now, too?


"You're done this week, soldier," the Ginger Fatui said in an irritated tone. "Suspend your current investigation and go back to Snezhnaya now!"


Hearing such demands made of him, the early adult tilted his head. He had to go back to Snezhnaya now? But, he just opened the portal. How anticlimactic. But, he knew orders were orders. He had to go back, and that was final. Military Barracks Waypoint highlighted, the soldier closed his eyes.


Reaching the soundproof room after about ten minutes of walking, the early adult walked around in a circle, for a moment. That castle, just what was up with it, anyway? But, an immediate wave of tiredness soon overtook him. Everything soon removed, the early adult slumped into the rock hard bed. World of sleep taking him away, one last thought broke on through to the other side.


Is this symphony an omen of bad things to come?

 

[Palamon]

2: The Lost Sea Symphony 2: Missing Cats and Hidden Passageways
"Restore the symphony this, restore the symphony that
Everything is making little
Sense, and I'm not having it.
There is nothing to make sense
Of. I most certainly don't get it is
Rather confusing if you ask me.
Each and every time I just


Think it's not getting any easier
Ha, second time's the charm!
Eh. Maybe not


Second times the charm
Yet, I know I'll fumble
Majestically. At this
Point, I feel like I
Have a long way to go
On that note,
Nothing is truly adding up
Yet. Or, so I think.


At least, I don't
Get it. What's left to fix?
And, to be completely honest
I don't think I ever will
Now, I guess time


Will tell, and of course
It will, it's always like
That. Time will tell.
How much? Who knows


There is nothing I can
Honestly measure.
I don't know,
So I know that I'll


Have to just go
Onward and take a
Wild guess.


Listen, I don't have any idea
Of how this will go
None at all in any shape or form.
Guess it doesn't really matter in the long run.


Well, actually, I suppose that
It does, but
Look, it's rather difficult to
Look ahead and see


The path in front of me.
How long and winding
It is, and always will be
Should I even bother at this point


Making a guess on how long
I'll be at this? No, I
Should not bother. I
Should not concern myself
It's already confusing enough
Of a job as is.
Nothing makes any sense.


Look, last time I had been
At the Faded Castle
Some wild and unusual
Things happened.


Whatever this symphony entails, I can
Hardly get to a point
Of reaching a conclusion. Do I have to


Kneel down to some god or something
Now, I suppose I'll have to go
Off and find a different approach.
Will that work? Who knows
Something tells me that it


Probably won't. And, I suppose,
Regardless of all that, it's all
Open to a long and
Boundless chain of trial
And error. Though, I
Bet I can't make too many mistakes.
Listen, I am one mistake away from
Yielding my life.


Unless I try harder
Nothing will reach
Towards the conclusion.
I know that it's always the same. It's
Likely only about to get worse


If I don't act in a
Timely manner.


It goes completely without
Saying: I'm on the


Chopping block, always am.
Of course I always
Maybe I wouldn't be if I hadn't attempted to flee all those years ago.
Perhaps I would have more chances, I've
Likely used a majority of them up.
Everything single chance has been
Taken away by now
Every single one I
Doubt Her Majesty thinks highly of me


Anymore, yes I completed
That last mission in Fontaine


That went swimmingly I guess
How we've reached this point
It's hard for me to
Say as I have no faith I'm


Playing the cards correctly.
Oh, well that's just how
It is and always will be, there's
No telling how many
Times I'll probably fail at this


It's a music related mission.


Do I know anything about music?
Of course I don't. I've honestly


Never known anything.
Orchestra? I don't know a
Thing about that.


For now, I have to
At least do
The best that I can
Have faith in myself, stop
Overthinking, and perhaps, just
Maybe today


Will be the day where I succeed at this
Harrowing task. I will get to the
End, I know I will
Nothing will stand in


The way. I
Have to grow
And succeed
That's the


Way to go.
I have to
Leave no margin for error
Leave no traces of defeat.


But, I doubt it'll
Ever be smooth sailing


Nothing is set in stone, there's an
Opportunity for


Things to go off the rails
I know that.
Maybe it won't, but
Even so, I need to prepare. I


Should prepare myself
Open my eyes
Open my ears
No matter what


I cannot fail. I


Very much cannot. Not
Even a slither,
Not even a slice.
There is absolutely nothing I can let slip.
Unleash the beast
Reset myself if
Even one thing goes wrong.


Perhaps it won't happen
Remove the negative
Optimism is key.
Because I will succeed
And I'll do it graciously.
Look I have
Yet to come to a conclusion, but I


Will soon, and
It'll be over in the blink of an eye.
Likely in one, two three,
Likely after today.


Because I am tired of this symphony
Everything needs to end


And at this point, I
Will end it.
Here's to the second and last time
I'll have to do this. I'm feeling
Lukewarm, that's how it is.
Everything is on me. Success is key to surviving."


Four days have passed since the hyena had been tasked with restarting the symphony in the faded castle beneath beneath Petrichor. Nothing of especial happenstance occurred. Training with the lynx chimera taking place on one of the four days, nothing had been out of the ordinary.


Lynx chimera teaching the soldier a few tips and tricks, the hyena had learned several new information about the seven elements, and some of their relations to one another. Diplomatic affairs of nothing overtaking the next seventy-two hours, the days dragged themselves along rather slowly.


The sound of morning alarm bells roared out in a reverberant echo. As the alarm bells continued to scream for the entire world to hear and perhaps even beyond, the rampage had only worsened as the minutes paraded themselves out. Hundreds of Fatui Soldiers groaning in an echo, the next cacophony let itself out.


The sound bitter wind roared like a beast at the top of the mountains. As the month long blizzard had returned without warning, the groans in an echo had only began to get louder as the seconds had begun to throw themselves out into the open for anyone and everyone to hear. But, despite such double protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The complaints were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never being made aware of any sort of alarm bells, the hyena let out a deep and tired sigh. It was yet another typical day in the permafrost north. Knowing that, if he stayed still he would suffer dangerous freezing, the chimera had risen from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the hyena could not help but wonder. Why had Her Majesty not given him more days to train? He needs to get stronger, better, faster, powerful enough to destroy his enemies. A spark popped off in his brain as he thought such. He needed to crush them all. Everyone.


But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? That would not do. What had gotten into him, as of late? Such line of thoughts was quite unnecessary. He did not need to resort to such mental violence, not at all. Taking a long deep breath, the hyena removed the cover off his hairpin and earring box.


Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching Windwheel Asters adorned the hyena's hair and ears. Staring at the rest of his jewelry and accessories seated within the box, the soldier blinked. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons what he truly wanted? Rational brain on, at the moment, regret flowed through the soldier. But, he knew going back in time to reverse such decision was impossible.


As the soldier prepared to put the cover back on the container, a loud and disturbing sound echoed throughout the area. Cacophony only getting louder as the minutes played themselves out, the soldier dashed off towards the window. But, what he saw through the paned glass had been far more alerting than he thought.


Fatui with large rifles shooting at one another like they were target practice, the soldier backed four steps away. What in the world was going on here? This could not have possibly been normal. Had there been some sort of dispute going on? Although, something else had soon come out of the snowworks.


Short black haired young woman with pink streak in her hair saying unheard things in the outside world, the soldier covered his ears, for a moment at the eardrop of a sudden song. He did not know why, but he knew if he were to hear such a tune, he would be a carcass in a casket. Dead and gone, with no one coming to the funeral.


Unconscious soldiers dropping like flies in the snow, the hyena gulped. The song of death had come from celestia; the abyss? He did not know, and he supposed he hardly cared. If a soldier had done something to break the rules, there were consequences. Such had been no fault but their own. Stepping away from the window, the hyena had returned to his morning routine.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier stared down at the yellow-green orb. The gods, had they only seen him as worthy now that his shark brain had activated? If such were the case, such had been quite annoying. He was far more than his brain. But, the chimera shook his head. If that's how it was, then so it shall be.


Heelless shoes on and ration devoured, the soldier stared off towards the wall. Letting out a sigh, the chimera threw out multiple thoughts at once. It mattered not why the Gods deemed him worthy enough to receive a Vision. He needed to stop thinking about such things.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the early adult put on the most diplomatic face possible. Time had run out, the hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the early adult took one last deep breath. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "Continue attempting to restore the symphony to its former glory." the masked Agent gave unseen eye contact with his subordinate in arms. "As well as writing a report on your current progress on your mission, and your training." His hand moved up and down as he spoke. "However, this is one last bit of information you must be made aware of. There has been a feline disturbance reported. It would be in your best interest to investigate such at some point to stay within the good graces of the Hydro Archon."


Feline disturbance being reported missing, the soldier flinched. What did the Agent mean by this? Had the cats of Fontaine become monsters in the wake of the malice in the air? Perhaps, just maybe, that had been what this was all about. That had to have been it, surely. How incredibly concerning if such were indeed the case.


The chimera stared off into space. Just how powerful had this force been? It had to have been enough to affect any critters around, as well. Such would not do. He needed to solve this problem before it was too late, or it would only get worse. He could not allow for such to happen. If harm were to come of the small, innocent creatures, he would not allow it.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Did you hear me? You have to go back to attempting to restore the symphony!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. "There's no time for dawdling! Snap out of whatever you're thinking right this instant!"


The hyena jumped five steps back. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock. There was absolutely no time or dawdling. Her Majesty would kill him if he were caught lollygagging around. He needed to snap out of it. Taking a long deep breath, the soldier placed his arm out in front of him.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded. Feline fiasco on his hands, or not, he knew he had his work cut out for him.


"Good, soldier, we're leaving," the Agent responded. "But, there is something I must warn you about. The city is quite violent right now. Try to avoid getting harmed." Arm out in front of him, the Agent gripped the limb into a firm grasp. Gripping prison as relentless as it always had been, the early adult let out a tired sigh.


How had the anger have yet to subside?


***


"I dunno, but it's been a few days since that Fatuus guy came on down here, and I


Reckon there more than meets the
Eye with him. I dunno, I am not sayin he's
Completely in the wrong or nuttin', but I do
Know something ain't adding up here. For someone to
One day decide to restart the symphony only
Now after like hundreds of years?


Thousands? I ain't
Have any sort of clue. Reckon I've only
Ever been around for half or so of that,
Remove fifty years.
Errm, well, I know Rashmi


Is very suspicious of this young man, and I ain't
So. At least, ain't nearly as


Much as she is. I am willin' to give the benefit
Of the doubt, at least a little? Ain't like he's done anything
Remotely dangerous, or nothin'.
Err, not to my knowledge, or anythin',


That's for sure. Especially if I must consider
How current event have been unfoldin'.
And all that. For years, probably even centuries
Nuttin' really happened 'round here.


Maybe some inventors going nuts and stuff, but even then, not much
Else. Just typical, daydreams an' typical
Events. Rashmi and I, and
The others just
Stayed down here or within


The fallen kingdom most of the time,
However, the portal recently closed due to recent
Events, or somethin' I ain't


Even hardly be able to fathom any of that,
Ya know? It went from uneventful to
Eventful in a span of days,


Well, centuries, rather,
I dunno. When you're a longer livin' species
That hardly applies. I
Have a pretty slow movin' life.


That ain't gonna change.
However, things are
Indeed be a changin'
Somethin' bout a prophecy?


Somethin' bout societal change?
Yeah, that kinda stuff be happening for
Multiple centuries already, I reckon.
Perhaps, over multiple millennia.
How should I know? Ain't been
Over to the surface in
Nearly five centuries, I reckon.
Yet, it really be


The times that are changing,
How could this Fatuus be involved? I
Ain't got no clue.
Nah, ain't got none at all.
Guess he got his own reasons to


Be here, an' all that,
Unless it's malicious, I ain't gotta do nothin'.
Though, guess that won't be stoppin' Rashmi.


I know she thinks there's some


Dirty tricks here an' there,
Uh, I ain't really sayin'
Neither is true or
Nothin', just that
One part could be true,


Mayhaps, but thinkin' bout
All this giving me them brain worms.
You know
How it
All goes.
Perhaps, she's right, or mayhaps
She's wrong.


I ain't saying she's right or


Anythin'. Maybe she is
Maybe she ain't.


An' I dunno either way. If it's


Likely he's some villain, or something
I'm stayin' out of it. This ain't my battlefield, and
This ain't gonna be, I don't care 'bout none of
That. This got nothin' on me.
Look, modern society is ain't
Even all that interestin'.


There ain't all that much to say,
Or, rather, I just don't care,
Of course this ain't any of my concern.


So, I hardly care 'bout any of that,
Uh, and that other guy,
Some bird man,
Perhaps he's suspicious, too, but
I ain't care none 'bout him neither.
Can't really see any reason to care, ya know?
It ain't like they're botherin' me
Or nothin', so I will say nothin' 'bout them.
Unless they do turn out to be bad people, but it's better to give the benefit of the doubt.
Somethin' Rashmi doesn't seem willin' to do. Eh, matters not. I said my piece, an' I'm stickin' to it. Ain't nothin' more for me to say."


Upon reaching the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, a heavy wave of unease flowed through the chimera. He could already feel the malice in the air. Was he going to be dealing with the constant stream of angry people again? He will need to tread as carefully as possible.


Dragged down the mountain before he could think any further, a loud crack of thunder ate up the sky for a morning snack. Hearing such, a heavy wave of fear nibbled on the cartilage of the chimera's ear. A storm was about to brew in all of Fontaine, and the entire population was it.


Placed in the wooden vessel, the hyena kept gazing upwards towards the sky. Thunder crackling up above, his knees buckled. Was it just him, or had the darkness in the air only gotten stronger since the last time? Was it truly safe to traverse towards the harbor? He did not believe so, but he knew there was no choice in the matter.


As the vehicle of automatic movement cruised forward, the early adult could not but wonder. Just how long would this storm brew about? Was it already getting worse? He supposed it already had been, and there was nothing that could be done to cleanse such, at the moment.


Crackles continuing about, the hyena let out a yelp. Wasn't it quite dangerous to traverse through a thunderstorm? But, he supposed that didn't matter to the Agent. The Snezhnaya born Fatui were on an entire other level, and he could never match up to them in any given way.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor after about half an hour, the hyena had been dragged towards the stairwell, as usual. Agent informing him negotiations about teleporting had yet to go through, the hyena shrugged inside his mind. If the rules had not been bent towards the opposite direction yet, he knew he could not mess with them. What was the point in even trying to lift such prohibited form of travel? There was no point, and he knew it.


Satchel soon slammed onto his backside, the agent exited the area. But, as he had done so, screams had overtaken the area, triple fold. Hearing such, the hyena let out a gulp. He needed to avoid the enraged army as much as he could possibly muster. He knew that was the only option.


Ascending the staircase, multiple people forcefully brushed past him to enter the glass lift. Body spinning back, for a moment, the soldier waved his fist upon the air. Couldn't these people watch where they were going? Taking a deep breath, the hyena stepped into the glass box. But, what awaited him was immediate anger warfare.


Multiple rich nobodies faces bright red, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Had these people been so angry, all the blood vessels in their faces popped? But, he knew such wasn't the case. He needed to keep himself quiet. But, the loud sounds of booming shouts soon overtook the area at a breakneck pace.


"Stop breathing so loud!" rich nobody number one screamed.


"You stop breathing so loud!" rich nobody number two screamed.


Leaning against the wall in silence, the early adult could feel sweat pour down his back. If he were to make any sort of noise, he was dead, gone, done for. Trying with all his might to keep everything inside him, everyone continued to enter themselves into an endless shouting match. But, such had been wishful thinking. Letting out an accidental sigh, a rich man nobody soon let his shouts be known.


"Shut up!" the rich man nobody shouted. "Stop breathing so loud!"


Screams getting louder, the soldier's collar had been grabbed into a firm grasp. Dragged upwards off the ground, the chimera had soon been airborne. Back slamming into the metallic walls, the hyena could feel blood trickle down from somewhere. Feeling such, the early adult's eyes pulsated. He should have been quiet. Why wasn't he?


"Wipe that look off your face, Fatui!" the rich man screamed. As he said such, a fist had been balled.


Fist colliding with him for minutes on end, pools of red had begun to drip downward upon his uniform. Feeling such, the early adult recoiled. What kind of face did he make to enrage this person so greatly? Covering his face, the hyena raised his hand upwards towards the air. There was no way he could win.


Glass lift soon reaching the top floor, the early adult broke out into a deep pant. Wiping the blood off his cheek, the early adult ran off towards the station. But, the violence had only reached its beginning stages. Multiple rich nobodies raising weapons to one another, the early adult ducked for cover.


Everyone continuing to duel each other, the hyena kept backing away. Why had everyone been so quick to fight? This was not normal, for sure. Crackle of thunder returning with a vengeance, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. People continuously screaming at one another, the hyena covered his ears.


Aquabus soon arriving, the soldier dashed towards it. He needed to get out of here. Lowering his walking speed, multiple other people attempted to hop on. Such moment never came, however. Melusine tour guide telling the rich nobodies no manner no service, a wave of relief had come the hyena's way. He was free from the sea of rage.


Shoes thrown the Melusine's way, she had soon exclaimed once again that if they cannot behave, they won't be getting a ride. Seating himself in an orderly fashion, the early adult had been hit in the face with a rich heel. Brushing it aside, the early adult held back the urge to throw everything back. But, he knew he could not do such a thing, or he knew he would be ordered to get off the Aquabus immediately.


As the vehicle of automatic movement left the area, the soldier could not help but wonder. Just what was everyone's problem? How could the anger have gotten worse? It had only been ninety-six hours since he had been here last. Surely, that had been enough time for the storm to clear.


Hearing another crack of thunder, the soldier gazed upwards towards the sky. Could Inazuma and Fontaine have swapped locations? But, the early threw such thoughts away. That was impossible. There was no way such a dramatic seismic shift would be able to occur. The probability had to have been close to zero.


Reaching the Court of Fontaine after about half an hour, the hyena's knees buckled. Was it just him, or had the malice in the air gotten even worse? How could this be? Was no one taking care of this issue? If he had to deal with angry rich citizens again, he would blow a gasket.


Knowing he would have to head for Palais Mermonia quick, or he would be attacked left, right and center, the early adult made a run for it through the northern pathway. Were any of the streets safe? He supposed he was about to find out whether he liked it or not.


People throwing things at one another, the soldier's could feel himself begin to shake like an earthquake. What in the world was going on here, why was this still happening? Why couldn't it all just stop? He didn't know. Jumping towards the left and right, nothing hit him for the time being.


Multiple obscenities thrown out into the open, the early adult kept on running. How uncouth. Weren't rich people supposed to have a classy way of speaking? Words that could not be repeated continuously thrown at one another, the hyena covered his ears. If only he had a magical microphone with the power of hypnosis. But, the soldier threw such thought away. As if.


Rich nobodies continuing to throw things one after another, the early adult kept on leaping up a storm. Were people going to continue to inflict violence upon the streets? Where were the guards? Why weren't they doing anything? How could this keep going like this?


Turning his head towards the right and left, there had been no guards in sight to speak of. Seeing such, the hyena broke out into a shiver. There was no gardes, no one, not a single one. How could this be allowed? The city was dangerous right now. Had the city's main line of defense given up? This was not good for the health of the city whatsoever.


Multiple people dueling with swords in the middle of the streets, the chimera jumped off towards the side. Duels in the middle of the city? The Court of Fontaine was a lawless mess. Where were the gardes when people needed them? Not even the Melusines had been around. This couldn't have possibly been normal.


Blades thrown across the way, the early adult ducked for cover. Weapons were being tossed now? This had gotten quite out of hand. It needed to stop. But, he knew he hardly had the power to stop an angry mob. He needed to stay in his lane and not cross it. Such was key to successful movement.


Such had been a strategy worth absolutely nothing. Daggers tossed his way left, right, and center, the hyena's cheek had been claimed as a prize once more. Blade sticking it to him, the soldier let out a scream. Couldn't someone, anyone, anyone at all put a stop to this?


Running away with all his might, the chaos continued to unleash itself upon the city streets. Western streets feeling further and further away, the ocean of people and bloodshed engulfed the hyena. Was this some sort of nightmare? He knew it wasn't, but it sure felt like one at the moment.


Taking a long deep breath, the hyena swore he could hear multiple people demand to fight the champion duelist. Cracks of thunder following shortly after, the early adult could feel it in his bones. The thunder up above, the anger definitely had something to do with this.


Streets in front of him cleared a smidgeon, the soldier turned his head off towards the right and left. Surely, there would be no more balls of rage to come his way. Just what had been the population within Fontaine? It had to have been thousands upon millions of people.


But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. What did it matter how big the populace of the area ones? It most certainly did not. Surely, not everyone in the entirety of the country was in a fit of rage. No chance in Celestia. But, the early adult threw such thought off a bridge. Maybe he shouldn't bring the Gods into this, or they would smite him aplenty.


Western streets getting ever so closer, the chimera stared off at the road ahead. There were multiple people up ahead. If only he could teleport, he would not have to deal with any of these shenanigans. But, he knew there had been some laws in place. He could not break them, or another court case would be unleashed upon him, guaranteed.


Reaching the western streets after a short amount of time, shouting matches engulfed the area. Hearing such, the chimera covered his ears. This was never going to reach a conclusion, was it? The world was a hotbed, waiting to explode. Had he been transported to a domain that looked like an exact copy of the city, or something?


But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. What was he doing, making all these nonsensical assumptions? That was not the case, and he knew it. He knew if he were thrown into a domain, such would have been rather incredibly easy to tell. He needed to stop leaping to such ridiculous conclusions.


Passing by the Chioriya Boutique something of utter horror soon awaiting him. People running in and grabbing multiple dresses one after another, the hyena could hardly believe what he was witnessing. Violence and larceny? The purge was here, and there was no one around to end the chaos.


More clothes being nabbed the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. Where in the world was the Iudex in all this? Shouldn't he do something? There had been unlawful activity, and yet no one in charge had been doing a single thing. Had to gods turned their back on Fontaine after the false prophecy had been kickstarted?


The soldier threw such thoughts off a bridge. The gods turning their backs upon the citizens? Highly unlikely. But, what did he know? He hardly had any knowledge about the world of the Gods. He was a mere mortal in the eyes of the divine. He knew that. It was hardly worth attempting to make a guess.


Seeing a commotion up ahead towards the Adventurer's Guild, the hyena grit his teeth. This nightmare was never going to end, was it? Katheryne standing in her spot claiming to be rebooting, the soldier rolled his eyes off towards the sky. Rebooting? He'll give her a reason to reboot, alright.


But, the hyena threw such thoughts out. What in the world was he doing, trying to add more fuel to the fire? He needed to snap out of it. He wouldn't prove anything by adding his own violence to the mix. Perhaps, just maybe, her programming had been bugged, or something.


Or something, indeed. Adventurer's Guild receptionist calling out error as multiple people with daggers approached her, the early adult dashed off towards her. What was today, knife day? This had been the sign of bad times. Throwing himself towards the front of the counter, the crowd screamed.


"Outta the way!" generic nobody number one shouted. As he said such, a blade had been turned towards the hyena instead.


"Who do you think you are?!" generic nobody number two shouted. "We were here first!"


But, the chimera would not budge. He knew, that if he moved out of the way, a mechanical head would roll. He could not allow for such acts of warfare to occur. Generic nobodies throwing their shouts his way on repeat, the hyena placed his hands out in front of him.


Such had been a grave mistake. Blade soon turned against him, the soldier attempted with all his might to slip away. Pinned to the ground in a matter of moments, the soldier let out a scream. Torso thrown into the stabfire, he was an open target. Why did he put himself into this mess? Small stitches coming undone, the hyena broke into tears.


A rescue would soon come out of the waterworks. Hearing a familiar annoying set of footsteps, the soldier closed his eyes. Why of all people, did it have to be Earl? But, he knew beggars couldn't be choosers. Unable to move, the chimera surrendered. He was at the pesky penguin's mercy.


"Leave my future husband alone!" Earl shouted.


Hearing gauntlets slapped on, the chimera shook his head in his mind. What was this some sort of punch out? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. He should be grateful anyone was helping him at all. Gauntlets continuing to fire themselves off towards the offensive, generic nobodies dropping to the ground, the soldier had been lifted upward.


"Siorc, are you okay?!" Earl asked in a concerned tone. "You're bleeding! Let me clean you up!"


Hearing such, the soldier let out a tired sigh. He was bleeding? What else was new at this point? He had his fair share of injuries at this point. He was a collection of scars, adding even more as the seconds went on. There was nothing that could be done about such. He didn't need his help. He had not been hurt that bad, surely. He needed to brush him off right here, right now.


"No," the hyena responded in defiance. But, such had been an utter mistake.


"Sorry, Siorc, I'm not taking no for answer!" Earl shouted. "Hold still for a moment, okay? Rabiu taught me some tricks!"


Hearing such, the soldier blinked. How did these two keep in contact with one another? Rabiu had been all the way on the other side of Fontaine isolated by everything else. But, he supposed they could have kept in contact through letters. Feeling something sticky placed upon his torso, the soldier had been told to keep as still as he could.


Earl telling himself to remember what Rabiu taught him, the soldier taught him, the soldier held back the urge to scream. But, the soldier kept himself quiet. He absolutely, positively, without a shadow of a doubt, could not lose it here. He had to remain calm, at all costs.


Soon cleaned up like nothing happened, the soldier blinked. When had Earl become so decent at cleaning up wounds? He supposed he had greatly underestimated him. He owed him. Standing upward, the hyena reluctantly bowed a thank you. Thorn in his side turning back, he had soon hightailed it out of there.


"Try and keep yourself safe in these trying times!" Earl exclaimed. "Goodbye!" As he said such, every single person in the area had been knocked out.


Everyone knocked out, the soldier leaped into he hedges. He knew that at any given moment, they would come to and the violence would return from the grave. Dragging himself through the grassy world, the soldier took a long, deep breath. He needed to reach the Aquabus Information Station before it was too late.


No one waking up, the early adult puffed a sigh of relief. Maybe this was it, the moment of silence had finally arrived. But, he knew, at any given moment, it would disappear. Keeping himself away from danger, the hunt to keep himself out of harm's way had reached the maximum capacity bubble.


Continuing onward for minutes on end, the stairs had awaited the soldier once more. Dashing down upon them, the chimera turned his head off towards the next area. Multiple unconscious people upon the ground, the hyena blinked. Just how many people did Earl take out?


Shrugging, the chimera disregarded the chaos around him. Why question what was in front of him? This had made everything far more easier to handle. No more violence, no more people to attack him. Everything had changed course. He knew such had to have been a good thing.


Crackle of thunder up above him, the early adult's legs erupted into a speedy sprint. Any second now, and the fight against the nobodies would return full swing. Hearing people groan in an echo, the chimera increased his running speed. He was lightning, he was speed.


Reaching the Aquabus Information Station after about ten minutes of running, the soldier turned his head off towards the right and left. Absolutely no one around, and multiple people knocked out upon the ground, the soldier blinked. Was this allowed? It couldn't have been. But, he knew nothing could be done. He would have to get used to the nothingness.


Moving towards the glass box, the doors had been closed, seeing such, the chimera braced himself. Any second now, and he would be thrown to the dogs. Entrance way opening, a face that should have been around the capital city removed herself from the elevator.


Purple haired leader of the Special Security Patrol releasing herself from the elevator, the soldier could not help but feel a heavy wave of disgust. Where had she been this entire time? There had been criminal activity within the city that needed attending to. Weren't cops supposed to be on patrol at all times? Unbelievable. But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. Maybe she had been busy. Judging her was wrong. But, an inquiry had soon been tossed his way.


"You there," the leader of the Special Security Patrol said in a demanding tone. "Have you seen any missing cats around?"


Hearing such, the chimera shook his head. Missing cats? He hadn't seen such a thing whatsoever. Why would there be any? He was one-hundred percent sure, all the pure, innocent feline creatures had run off in fear. That had to have been it, surely. They would come back eventually.


"Well, be on the lookout for them, alright?" the leader of the Special Security Patrol responded. "Many have been catnapped."


Hearing such, a wave of shock flowed through the hyena. What did she just say? Had this what the Agent had meant by a feline problem? Words echoing through his head, the hyena froze. A serial catnapped case. That won't do. He needed to deal with such an issue immediately.


But, he knew he could not deal with such, at the moment. He had to go write his report and head back towards Petrichor to restore the symphony. He hardly had time to do anything else, at the moment. But, he knew dealing with the proclaimed feline problem had also been apart of his assignment. Signing he would take care of it, he looked into the purple haired woman's eyes.


"Report to me if you find anything," the leader of the Special Security Patrol. "Now, if you'll excuses me, I have some ruffians to take care of."


Special Security Patrol Leader leader the area, the chimera placed himself into the glass lift. The group of angry nobodies were about to get what's coming for them, for certain. Pressing the button to head onwards towards the fourth floor, the soldier steeled himself for further rage warfare to come.


No such rage warfare occurred. Entire top floor as empty as it could be, Melusines included, the chimera shrugged. He supposed he was safe for now. At any given moment, the rampages would return. Dashing off towards the Palais Mermonia, the staircase awaited him with all its might.


As the early adult ascended the staircase, a heavy wave of disgust flowed through him. How dare people take out their anger on poor, innocent cats and kidnap them. What a low crime. Whoever had done such a thing would pay greatly for such a grave mistake. He would make sure of it.


Stepping into the Palais Mermonia, destruction had been laid out in front of him. Seeing multiple parts within the office flipped upside down, cut in half, and much more, the soldier's heart skipped three beats. What in the world happened here? This wasn't right. Maybe he should leave and do his report later.


Eyes on him, the early adult bowed an apology. Signing, he had come at a bad time, he will return later, a head shake had come his way. Seeing such, a wave of confusion flowed through him. Why was he shaking his head? Maybe he should turn around after all.


"Do not apologize, Monsieur Siorc," the Iudex responded. "You need not concern yourself with the state the Palais Mermonia is in."


Iudex saying in no uncertain terms to carry on with his work, the soldier shrugged. If he had been fine with it, he supposed there had been no reason to turn around. Moving towards the westward offices, the hyena let out a gulp. What kind of horrors were about to await him in the next office?


Entire room empty, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. There had been no one around. Luck, and the Archons had been on his side. Typewriter soon in front of him, the early adult cracked his knuckles. It was report writing time whether he liked it or not. Placing the paper into the feeder, the soldier prepared himself for liftoff. Whatever that meant.


Staring down at his fingers, the hyena pondered. What should he write about first, his training, or the current mission? Figuring it was within his best interest to write about his training first, his fingers had clicky clacked away at the keys in front of him. Should he allocate five pages each? Nodding, it had begun. That seemed like the best course of action, for sure.


Continuing to click clack away at the keyboard, the soldier broke into a sweat. What could he possibly write about in regards to his training with the lynx chimera? He had barely done so yet. How would this ever equate to five pages? Should he just type one huge the upon the page in an extremely fancy font?


But, the early adult shook his head. That was not acceptable. He would need to figure this out whether he liked it or not. He could not half-bake this. He would be killed if he had done so, guaranteed. He had to put forth the effort into this report. There was no time to make jokes. He could not be doing that.


First page soon finished after about half an hour of typing, the soldier took a long deep breath. Had this page been good enough? He did not know. It was best to look over his work before writing the second page. Gazing at the leaflet of Dendro creation, his eyes were on the prize.


"Six months prior, I had received a Dendro Vision. A feat of which shocked me. As a hyena chimera, I always assumed I wouldn't be considered worthy of a Vision in any given way. At first, I had been quite angry about it. But, such had been for my own personal reasons of which will not be disclosed in this report.


Immediately upon obtaining my Vision, not much development had occurred with it. A week had gone by with nothing happening on my end, and I had gotten a tad bit impatient with such. On the eighth day of having a Vision, I had requested a sparring match with the Eleventh Harbinger, Tartaglia.


Proposal accepted, I was pleasantly surprised. It is not everyday someone is given the permission to battle against a Harbinger. But, I had been battle hungry at the time, and it needed to be done. I know it has been reported by multiple other Fatui had reported the Eleventh was difficult to get along with.


My spar with the Eleventh Harbinger had gone pretty poorly towards the beginning. My lack of understanding for the elements may have been to blame for this development. My early stumbles in the battle had been met with major criticism from the lack of power, on my part, which I had coming.


I had been given the opportunity to start the fight over. For the most part, I still struggled through a majority of the ight, but against all odds, I had eventually discovered the elements of Hydro and Dendro have some sort of chain reaction that causes them to respond to one another. My spar had been victorious.


However, promptly after this encounter, I had received no further instruction for six months. While I had been making use of my vision during the Fontaine fiasco, a majority of the time, it had been remained unused. Fontaine seems to have its own energy system independent of Visions knowns as the PneumaOusia system. I believe all those native to Fontaine with Visions have the power to wield his power.


Anyone else who does not fight this criteria must use an energy block to temporarily obtain the power of either Pneuma or Ousia. I am unsure at this point in time on how to tell such powers, apart from their drastically different colors. I am quite uncertain how this works. But, I believe certain mechanical monsters in Fontaine might also be aligned with the PneumaOusia system.


But, that is far from what else abides by these system rules. Everything from aircrafts to types of obstacles seem to abide by this system. Did this help me train with my vision? Absolutely not. It did no such thing to speak of. But, I had learned other types of combat from it from such encounter with them.


What kind of other combat types exist besides Visions and Delusions? That is a questions I have asked myself multiple times. But, I do not believe I have an answer for this at least, not yet. After a long stretch of fiascos, I had soon been assigned my training partner upon the Vision and Delusion training grounds.


The Fatui's name was Naofa, and they seem not quite like any other Fatui I have ever met. Maybe it's just me, but something seems rather off about them. Even so, it is better to go with the flow and not try to do anything to anger them. I do not know this soldier personally, but I suspect angering them would be a pretty bad idea."


The chimera gazed downward at the first two pages. Had this been enough information to go off on? He did not think so. He needed to write out the last three pages to finish up the first portion of the paper. But, what in the world could he possibly speak about in the first section beyond this?


Staring down at his fingers for a moment, the soldier blinked. What in the world could he write here? He did not know. Hadn't he already written down every basic thing that there was to report on? Surely, there would be nothing wrong with ending this section of the report at two pages.


But, the soldier kept on writing. He knew that wasn't an option whatsoever. He had to reach five pages whether he liked it or not. Shrugging, the soldier wracked through his partially human brain to come up with something, anything, to equate to a total of five pages.


Eventually coming to some sort of conclusion, pages three, four and five had soon been written in their entirety. Reaching a conclusion at the end that the lynx chimera might not be as it appeared to be, the soldier shook his head. Was he really certain on that? Maybe he should not have mentioned such a thing.


Feeling rather tired for a moment, the soldier let out a sigh. What a tiresome report thus far. He needed to take a moment of reprieve right this second. Letting out another sigh, he dropped his head upon the table with a loud thud. Closing his eyes, for a moment, the door opened after about ten minutes.


"Monsieur Siorc, is everything alright?" the Iudex asked.


Lifting himself up from the table, the chimera's cheeks grew a slight shade of pink. Had he made an incredibly loud noise just now? How could he do such a thing? Had he disturbed the Iudex while he had been straightening up the Palais Mermonia? He needed to apologize for such action immediately.


Signing he had been taking a break, an unusual and unneeded question had come his way. Inquiry about whether he would like some water, the early adult shook his head. Trouble the Iudex more than he already had? Not a chance. He had already inconvenienced him enough.


Placing the five pages he had written off to the side, the soldier cracked his knuckles. it was time to get ready for the next part of his report. But, the soldier had immediately reached a stuck point. What was he even supposed to say? Wasn't Her Majesty always watching him anyway? What was the point in writing this?


But, the hyena threw himself back into the ring. He had to think of something, anything. If his report was even a singular page short, he was as good as dead. Forcing his fingers back onto the typewriter, he stared off into space. Think of something, anything to type out. But, after quite some time, the words came to him.


"While around Petrichor, I had discovered a castle beneath a water hole that had looked rather abandoned. Here, I had discovered something I do not quite have the words for, but I will try to describe the situation to the best of my ability. I can hardly make sense of this place of abandoned royalty. However, I suppose I am supposed to as that would be part of my job.


Down below in this water hole, I have come across a multitude of unusual fantastical happenings that a normal human would not quite understand. What I have discovered down here is quite odd. There are magical tomes down beneath the surface that contain a series of scores. These songbooks seem to be the key to restoring the symphony.


However, these books seem to be able to move around on their own, making it rather difficult to stop them. They fly across the castle. It is almost impossible to halt their movement without a certain type of tool. Worse yet, a majority of their scores are missing and fly out of the book whenever they want. I am not quite find of his irksome outcome in any way.


While on my mission in the faded castle, I had met two female appearing dragons down beneath. I suspect they have marked the Faded Castle as their territory and run the place as if it is their own. One of the dragons is quite hostile towards me, for some reason, and, at all costs, I would like to avoid her.


I do not know if these two own the faded castle or not, or have just claimed it as their territory, but I will need to be careful. Something tells me that there's more that meets the eyes with both of them. If I make one wrong move in their territory, I might end up making enemies with them.


In conclusion, the faded castle is full of mysteries I am completely unable to fathom. I feel as thought it will take me a month or so to fully get through the entirety of what this area and the lost ruins might have to offer. But, I will try to get the job done much faster than that."


Pushing through five pages the soldier slammed his head back down on the desk. He had been quite tired of writing these reports now. When would it stop? He had had enough of this. Taking a deep breath, the hyena banged the papers upon the table. Had he done enough? Probably not. He was going to get yelled at or violent repercussions for sure.


Removing himself from the Palais Mermonia, the Ginger Fatui soon awaited him, eyeballing his report, the soldier gulped. Had it not been enough? He was dead, gone, a corpse in a casket, removed from this world with no one left to care. But, he had soon been immediately mistaken.


"Five pages each?" the ginger Fatui asked. "Good work, soldier. Now, head to the island of Petrichor quickly. Or else."


Or else coming his way, the hyena flinched. Right, he had to head for Petrichor as fast as he can, or else he was getting a punishment delivered straight to him through Her Majesty. Dropping himself down to the third floor, the Marcotte Station had been upon him in twenty minutes.


Reaching the area near Opera Epiclese after about an additional ten minutes, not a single soul stirred within the area. It had gotten quiet, almost too quiet. What was going on here? He hardly had a clue about such. Pushing onwards towards the southern pathway, the chimera kept moving onwards towards the edges of the Morte Region for hours on end.


Soon on the map's edges, a boat had soon awaited the chimera once more. Rowing across the way, the chimera took a long deep breath. Hearing and incredibly loud crackle of thunder, the soldier let out a scream. A storm was brewing in Petrichor all the same. Was it just him, or had this spot been the worst of them all? He had to have been imagining it, for sure.


But, upon parking himself in Petrichor, the heavy malice in the air tripled in a matter of moments. What in the world was going on here? Something wasn't right. And, he swore he could also hear pained meows coming from beneath the sand. But, the chimera had once again, shook his head. No, that couldn't have been it. The precious felines had been catnapped, not buried. Who could ever do such a thing?


Moving on, the chimera prepared himself to head off towards the water hole. He had a score to restore and cats to locate. No time to worry about the malicious feelings upon the wind. It was just the anger; nothing more. He had to move on. He was not about to get himself caught up in the new fad that had been all the rage: indignation.


As the soldier reached the water hole, two familiar faces had been beside it. Rabiu and Lonan carrying around mops a plenty, the hyena scratched the side of his face. What was going on here, exactly? Had it still been soaking wet here? Unbelievable. Everything should have been cleaned up much sooner.


"Watch your step, black fish steak bro," Lonan warned. "It's slippery here." Another voice had soon tagged itself into the ring.


"Um, uh, please put on your diving equipment before stepping over here," Rabiu also warned. "Uh, watch your step, so you don't get hurt again, alright?"


Nodding, the soldier had put his diving equipment on. Right, if he were to slip, it would be quite the dangerous fall. He did not wish to relive such an accident ever again. Fat, blubbery suit eating him up, the hyena closed his eyes for a moment. Feeling a spark, his mind and diving suit had been synched up to one another. Dropping downwards towards the hole, immediate chaos awaited him. But, as he had reached the bottom, an echoing shout had reached the bottom.


"Black fish steak bro, you gotta finish the rest of the score again!" Lonan's loud echoing voice shouted. "Rasha said it came undone!"


Hearing such, the soldier flinched. The score had come undone again? How could this be? He had only been gone from this area for four days. How could all his hard work have already been undone? What absolutely ludicrous nonsense. This was quite annoying.


Books flying around the place, the early adult let out a scream. No, not again, not after all his hard work. He didn't have time for this, he had cats to save. But, he knew he had to balance both missions. He had to restore the grimoire's scores as soon as possible.


Grimoires floating around at a breakneck speed, the soldier had begun running. These tomes, why were they always so quick to flee? How aggravating. He had to catch them, pronto. There was no time to waste. There was hardly any time left. Dashing off towards them, the hyena took the leap of faith.


But, such had been a failure. Books floating upwards towards the second floor of the castle, the chimera ascended upward. What in the world was happening? Why couldn't these grimoires remain still? He did not know. But, he supposed he could never comprehend a magical tome meant for a symphony.


Books flying upwards towards an extremely high off shelf, the early adult let out a scream. How was he supposed reach that from there? Impossible. There was no way he could. Not even his baton would be able to get there. He was doomed. Gazing at the top of the shelves, he shook his head. There was no way he could crawl up there. Not a chance.


Letting out a sigh, the hyena leaped upward. The baton, yes, surely, it could stop these books even if it could not reach. Surely, this baton was magical. That had to have been it. Waving it like a maniac with a hook, the first book had halted its movement. Scooping it up, the soldier huffed. Why was this so aggravating? It was almost as if, a word of a god from outside Teyvat had set up the situation to be as difficult as possible as a way to set up conflict.


Jumping back down to the first floor, the hyena had kept the chase at high speed. The books, the tomes, he had to catch them, and their missing notes. Screaming at the top of his lungs, tomes sped away from him at lightning speed. Seeing such, the early adult had only continued to shout louder. Not this again. This was a never ending sea of pain.


Attempting to use the baton once more, a few other grimoires had been stopped in their tracks. Tome scooped up, the musical components flied out of the tomes once more. Seeing such, the hyena's ears almost puffed steam. What is this nonsense? Have mercy on his soul.


Musical note floating off, the early adult waved the baton like a madhyena. How dare all the notes come undone. How annoying. He did not have time for this. Dashing off towards the treble clefs, he tried with all his might to put a stop to the madness. But, the next chapter of chaos had soon begun to unfold itself.


Monster notes floating towards the walls, the chimera rolled up his sleeves. There they went, into wall world. Did they think they could make a fool out of him? They had another thing coming if they thought a bookshelf could stop him. Leaping in front of it, the chimera tried to jump behind it.


But, such moment never came. Solid wall in front of him, the chimera collided head first. Rubbing the sides of his temples, the chimera let out a groan. Were these books trying to make a fool out of him? Well, it was most certainly working. Consider him made a fool out of.


Further notes floating off towards bookshelves, the soldier threw himself towards the next one. These entrances had to have been hollow, there was no way they weren't. But, he had been met with immediate disappointment as he had been greeted with yet another solid wall. Dragon wings flapping towards him, he let out a groan. Great, now he had an audience to watch him fail. He had six eyes on him, Her Majesty's included.


"Why are you so stupid?" Rashmi asked, annoyed. "Does the Fatui have no clue what he's doing?" She rolled her eyes towards the ceiling. "Use the baton to move the books out of the way, idiot. Also, grow a brain up there."


"Rashmi, I reckon it's not necessary to be that harsh?" Malati asked in a nervous tone. "He ain't know how to get over yonder."


"One, didn't ask, don't care," Rashmi responded. "Two, don't lecture me." She again rolled her eyes to the sky. "Three, someone has to alert him of his stupidity."


Hearing such, the early adult crossed his arms across his waist. Just what was Rashmi's problem? What had he done to deserve such a high level of disdain towards him from her? If it was because he was a member of the Fatui, he supposed he understood that, but he was on a mission right now.


Dragons leaving, the hyena took a long deep breath. Right, use the baton to get behind the bookshelf. Surely, that had to have been simple enough. Placing the baton out in front of him, he moved it. Tomes moving rather slow, the early adult was ready to rip out all his hair. Really? Could this have gotten any worse?


Attempting with all his might to concentrate, the soldier let out a sigh. Hold the baton until the books were removed. What was this nonsense? Who designed this place? Whoever had was horrible. If there were a middle aged woman down here with a horrible haircut, she would demand to speak to the faded castle's manager.


Books moved out of the way, the hyena hopped in. But, upon reaching a hidden passageway through the bookshelf the soldier had come across two sleeping strangers. Seeing such, the soldier took a moment to study the two individuals dozing off in the corner.


Sleeping on the left had been a short koala man that looked to be slightly taller than him. But, the hyena could hardly tell, his back had been against the wall. Grey skin matching his koala ears almost exactly, his short light brown hair went down to about his chin. Bandage on his right cheek, the soldier couldn't help but wonder. Did he bruise easy? Light brown archaic outfit with a red cape behind it, the hyena could not help but wonder. What era was this koala from? He couldn't begin to fathom to guess.


Slumbering on the right side had been a short young badger woman. Or, so the chimera surmised. He could have been wrong. She could have been a panda. Short brown hair that went down to about her chin, a short ponytail could be seen from the back of her. Black stripes over her eyes, her badger paws poked through her pure white dress. Light grey skin, the hyena scratched his chin. He hardly knew what to make of this person, badger? He wasn't sure. How should he address her? But, the duo had soon awoken.


"Woah. Who-- who's in our room???" Koala man screamed. "Uwaaaaah! Fatui, don't eat me, I'll pay my debts!"


"What debts, Iomra?" Badger asked.


"Nothing, Satíne, bad dream!" Iomra exclaimed. "So, like, who are you, anyway? And, why are you here?"


Hearing such, the soldier let out a groan. Great, more suspicious people he was going to have to deal with. This was about to go very swimmingly. Placing his hands out in front of him, the chimera signed he had been sent on a mission to restore the symphony. Koala and badger looking at each other, he swore he saw them both scratch their heads.


"Oh!" Iomra exclaimed, scratching his head. "I don't get it."


The hyena slapped his palm across his forehead. Great, yet another scratterbrain to deal with, just his luck. Couldn't he attempt to piece the problem together in his brain? He didn't have time for this nonsense, he had to get out of here straight away. But, he had soon been interrupted once again.


"Do you mean those book things floating around?" Satíne asked. "Well, what are you waiting for? Go get them!"


Passive aggressive tone in the badger woman's voice, the soldier dashed out. Was that some sort of threat? It definitely sounded like one. He needed to get away from her and start collecting the rest of the tomes, for sure. Dashing out of the duo's possible room, the early adult hightailed it out of there.


Moving through the area, the soldier could see multiple notes flying around everywhere. Seeing such, the early adult let out a scream. Why was this still happening? He didn't know. When would this all end? He did not know. But, he knew he had to chase the notes, the choice was not his.


Running around for hours on end, the hyena puffed a breath. These notes, why were they being so annoying and difficult? How aggravating, this could not go on with this. Running around in a loop, nothing had been halted whatsoever under any circumstance. Notes immediately breaking free from their forced stop, the chimera shouted. Why was this so annoying?


Circling in a loop or hours on end, the early adult's shouts kept climbing. Were these books and their notes becoming too smart for his baton? How ridiculous, if so, he could never hope to restore the symphony like this, but running feet had soon snapped him out of his stupor.


"What, did you feel threatened by my comment, or something?" Satíne asked, annoyed. "Gee whiz, it wasn't a threat, kay? Calm the heck down."


Hearing such, the hyena flinched. It wasn't a threat? It sure sounded like one. He could go without the aggressive attitude, thank you. But, further threatening auras had come his way. Rashmi calling him slow, and dumb, the early adult shook his head. That was the best she got? Further books floating away, the soldier leaped into action. No time to think, time to act.


Gathering the tomes once more, the hyena huffed a breath. Staring at the books, he could not help but wonder. Where was he supposed to submit these tomes? He didn't know. Where were they supposed to go? They had to go somewhere. Musical notes floating towards the bookshelves again, he let out a scream.


Staring at the books, he could not help but wonder. Where in the world was he supposed to submit this thing? He hadn't the foggiest. Were they supposed to be turned into the wall. He was starting to think so. Perhaps, just maybe, she should head deeper in.


Moving on through, the early adult held back the urge to groan. Why couldn't he submit them to the wall? Had something been missing. Perhaps, just maybe, he should take a look around here. He supposed he had to keep searching. Surely, the right wall would await him.


Unable to uncover anything reasonable in any corner of the castle, the hyena let out a puffed breath. How could this still be happening? Something wasn't adding up. Maybe he had to use his baton to submit the tomes onto the ceiling shelves. But, that was not happening.


Tomes refusing to submit themselves, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. Was this really happening right now? Why couldn't he just submit them anywhere? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. He had had quite enough of this garbage and trash. Hours passing by once more, the early adult took a moment to breathe.


But, such had been a grave mistake hearing the sound of something trotting from behind him, the soldier's eyes opened wide. His back was wide open, he could be taken out any second now. Rummaging through his pocket, the early adult attempted to grab a weapon.


But, such had immediately backfired. Statute creature's blade aiming low, the early adult's hip had been caught in the crossfire. Joint soon decorated a bright red, the hyena had begun to fall backwards upon the castle floor. Consciousness beginning to slip away, he had been defeated in a matter of moments.


No, not again.


Why hadn't he seen this coming?


***


"Who is this dude? And,
How did he get down here into the faded castle? And, where's
Osse? I have so many questions and


I highly doubt I'm getting an answer. So, what
Should I do? Sit around here?


The heck if I know. I don't.
How could I? I don't know what Mr. Fatui is doing, let along enough where
I can just blindly trust them. I really don't get what he's trying to do? Restore the
Symphony, okay, what? So, let me


Get this straight if I'm able to.
Unless I am not understand this correctly, because
You know me, I usually have


A couple of screws loose, or whatever.
Not even sure what that means, I
Don't get any of that either, and


Why would I? What that even supposed to mean?
How should I know? You know, I sleep
At least twelve hours a day,
There's hardly any moments in time that I am awake


Do I ever wake up, sometimes I am asked almost completely and utterly
Out of nowhere. Yes, I, Iomra, despite the common misconception, do not sleep forever and
Ever. Alright, maybe I do that in the ever so rare and occasional
Sometimes, but lately, there's been some extremely bad vibes down


Here that I can barely admit to
Even be able to fathom at all.


What does all of this mean for me
And Satíne, and Rashmi and Malati? I don't think it isn't
Nothing to concern myself over, or anything.
This is a rather big deal, if I'm being really


Honest. And I have very heavy reservations that I just can't shake off all that
Easily. I don't know what's going on.


I really just can't fathom all this. Rashmi's always calling me the
Slow and stupid koala, which is very, very, very, very, very, very,


Very rude by the way. How dare she say that to me.
Even so, I just don't get any of this, honestly.
Right, so what is all this?
You know, I really just can't understand. This Faui guy. Not gonna lie he seems like he's got more


Screws loose than me, and I'm the stupid one, like Rashmi always claims.
Ugh, listen, Rashmi's always like this, and I have no reason to argue with her,
So, yeah, I'm the stupid one alright.
Perhaps it wasn't always like this between us, but
It's just been far too much lately. Is it
Cause the others in our little pact aren't awake right now?
I guess so. Can't really think
Of what else it could be that is making Rashmi this angry for.
Ugh, well, she's going to keep picking on me no matter what anyway,
So, honestly what can I do about it? And what can I do about this Fatui? Nothing. Not problem. NIghty night."


Coming to the next morning with adhesive over his hip, the soldier blinked. What in the world happened, where was he? Rashmi and Malati gazing at him with annoyed and concerned eyes, the soldier let out a sigh. Here it comes the sand dial of lectures. Rashmi glaring at him with discontent, it soon began.


"Just how weak are you?" Rashmi asked in an annoyed tone. "Learn to fight."


"I reckon he struggles to see what's behind him?" Malati asked. But, as she asked such, the monster had been slain.


"There, I defeated it," Rashmi said in an annoyed tone. "Next time, win on your own, bye."


"Sorry, bye," Malati said turning her back, but such had been cancelled in a matter of moments.


"My cat senses are tingling!" Iomra exclaimed.


"Mine too, mine too!" Satíne exclaimed.


"One, what?" Rashmi asked. "Two, if this is a joke, it's not funny." There had been a rather annoyed tone in her voice. "Three, Koala, you're annoying."


"Come on!" Iomra shouted. "Why would we joke about cats?"


"Geez Louise, Rashmi!" Satíne exclaimed. "We are ex-cat savers! We'd never lie about our cat radars going off!"


"Don't care," Rashmi responded. "Get over it. There's nothing wrong."


Hearing such, the early adult could hardly believe his ears. What in the world was wrong with this dragon lady? Why was she always so annoyed about every little thing under the sun? She shouldn't have been. Her anger had been far too out of control. Someone needed to fix her issues.


Shrugging, the soldier prepared himself. He needed to fix the symphony to enter the lost kingdom in the sea. He could look for the cats that had been missing later. There was hardly any time for him to worry about everything else right now. He had more Grimoires to find to submit to the bookshelves.


Moving right along, the early adult looked far and wide. If he had been a secret Grimoire, where would he be hiding? He needed to look far and wide, he knew that. Missing scores all over the place flapped out of their tomes once again, the soldier let out a sigh. This nonsense was getting to be too much, for sure.


Escapades continuing, the soldier waved the baton aplenty. Multiple layers of notes dropped back into their books, the soldier let out a sigh. Did this symphony ever stop? He didn't know anymore. Perhaps, just maybe, once he collected everything, this nonsense would finally come to an end.


Feeling the presence of something down below underground deep within the room, the chimera held back the urge to sigh. Where was this hidden Grimoire this time, underwater? But, the chimera had flown too close to the sun with his wax wings. Such had indeed been the case.


Dropping downward, there had been multiple tomes floating across the water. Seeing such, the early adult let out a loud groan. Not this again. Why couldn't they be in a place where it wasn't wet? This was quite annoying. He had had enough of this nonsense. How aggravating.


Tomes recovered, the soldier shoved the musical notations into the books. No more, he could hardly take this anymore. Why couldn't this be over by now? He had collected all the grimoires hadn't he? He had to have, at this point. When would this end? But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. He needed to stop complaining.


Notes dropping out of the books once more, the soldier let out a scream. Why was this happening again? This mission was so annoying, he could hardly stand it. Why was this happening? He didn't know. These shenanigans were quite demotivating. He could feel his will begin to drip into the bottom of the ocean. But, as he kept on attempting to clean the books up, the koala and badger duo ran towards him.


"Osse is missing?!" Iomra asked in a exclamatory tone.


"Where did Osse go?!" Satine asked in an exclamatory tone. "He was in his perch just the other day!"


"Hello?" Rashmi said in an annoyed tone. "They've been missing awhile now? Where have you been?"


"How would either of us know that!" Iomra shouted. "We haven't been around!"


"You better not have been up on the surface," Rashmi warned. "Remember the pact we made: we must never leave this place."


"Yeah, yeah, we know, geez," Satíne responded in an annoyed tone. "We just mean we've been asleep for awhile, kay? Don't worry, we know better than to ever try to leave here."


"Shouldn't we look for Osse?" Malati asked, interrupting.


"Whatever?" Rashmi replied with defiance.


"But, you say last week we be cooked if Osse is gone for too long?" Malati asked. "I reckon he's been missing eight days now."


Hearing such, a wave of confusion flowed through the hyena. What now? Was Osse really that important to this place that something bad would happen if they were gone for too long? What did that mean? Would the symphony fail without it? He didn't understand any of this. Something wasn't adding up. Trying to piece everything together, a horrific thought threw itself out into the mix.


Recalling the story about the missing cats around Fontaine, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could Osse have been catnapped, as well? But, the hyena shook his head. No, of course not. Maybe they had just gotten caught in one of the other rooms nearby. That had to have been the case, surely. That's all it was, it had to have been the case.


Feeling a lightbulb go off in his mind, the soldier could not help but think. The hidden rooms, could Osse have accidentally gotten stuck in one of those with no way out? Perhaps, that's what this had been about. It had to have been as simple as moving the tomes off the shelves and hopping in. Surely, freeing Osse would be that simple.


Running off towards the first hidden passageway, a large group of books waited the hyena. Holding the book towards them, he barged in. While manners had usually been a mandate, it's not like there had been anyone in there to stop him, was there? But, what awaited him in the hidden corridor was quite the oddity.


Finding himself in a room with a very large and bright oil lamp, and a large cloth covering up people sized figured, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. What were these, someone's secret stash of life sized figures, or something? Why was there been a bright oil bulb in here? How strange, very strange.


Leaving the room, the soldier shook his head. Whatever had been in this room was no business of his. He should leave. He should not have been snooping around in here to begin with. There were other rooms to check, and he had to go look through them, first and foremost.


But, as he kept moving around the area, he had seen no cat to speak of. Going through another secret room, he could hardly begin to fathom. What did Osse look like, anyway? No one had told him. Maybe they should have started by telling him that first? But, he supposed neither Rashmi, nor Malati trusted him enough to hand over that information.


Continuing to look through the hidden corridors, the jumping cat heist continued. Not spotting a load of anything, or anyone, for that matter, the chimera blinked. Maybe he had gotten the wrong idea about Osse's whereabouts. But, he knew he couldn't give up. He had to keep looking for the solution.


Such solution, however, had led him off towards the forbidden room. Soon heading of towards Iomra and Satíne's room, the early adult could feel himself almost ready to be grabbed into a choke hold. Was it just him, or had the atmosphere in this room been really heavy all of a sudden? No, surely, it was his imagination. It had to have been.


"Get out of our room!" Iomra shouted. "There's no Osse in there!"


"Stay away from our personal space!" Satíne exclaimed. "Geez, it's like he can't even hear us." She then cupped her hands around her face. "Our room is off limits! Do not go in there!"


Removing himself from the koala and badger duo's room, the soldier let out a sigh. Right, don't go in there at any cost. He was not allowed to enter, no matter what. Why wasn't he using his brain? He should have thought that through. If permission was required to enter, he should have asked for it.


Moving along for quite awhile, the chimera couldn't help but start to wonder. Osse, would they only come out of hiding if the symphony was completed? But, the soldier shook his head. No, perhaps no. That had to have been way too wild to ever be the case. Why would it be?


Moving along for awhile, nothing stood out to him. Maybe such had really been the case. Maybe Osse would not come out until the symphony was completed. They had been missing for about week, had hey not? That had been around the time he had started this mission by now. Had they disappeared the moment he arrived? That had to have been the case, he could feel it.


Searching the area in a loop, the soldier let out a huff. Was Osse anywhere at all underneath the hole? He was starting to think that wasn't the case anymore. Gazing upwards towards the ceiling, a large series of questions threw themselves out in the open for only four to hear.


Could Osse have been up in the surface? Realizing such, the soldier couldn't help but wonder. Could it have been up there? If so, where could it be hiding? He was starting to believe it could have been possible. Maybe it had the ability to teleport from one place to another to mess with people.


But, the chimera shook his head. No, that couldn't have at all been the case. Why would it have been. While he knew cats were decent climbers, there was no way it could have taken the excruciating trip back up. It couldn't have. That would have been too exhausting for a cat, for sure.


Shrugging, the early adult prepared himself to head towards the water hole's entrance. He needed to check. He recalled something from the other day, he had heard meowing on the beach. Could that have been Osse? It had to have been. He could not think of what else it could have been.


Diving equipment back on, the hyena attempted to have his suit go turbo. But, the chimera duo and dragon pair soon chased after him. Seeing such, the early adult made his diving suit go faster. Why were they going after him? He had not signed their pact, and he wasn't going to. Not a chance in Celestia. He had a job to do.


"Fatui is one insane?" Rashmi asked in an annoyed voice. "It's crazy up there."


"Rashmi, how do you know?" Malati asked. "Did one of ya'll go up there?"


"One, no? Why would one break one's own rules one set?" Rashmi asked in an annoyed tone. "Two, one can hear absolutely everything there is to hear, remember?" Her annoyed tone would not subside, even for a moment. "Three, doesn't it seem quite obvious something is going on in the surface world?"


"I reckon so, but," Malati said, voice drifting off. "I ain't hear nuttin'."


"Take a moment to listen, why don't you?" Rashmi asked, rolling her eyes.


Rashmi being rude as always, the soldier sighed. Just what in the world was her problem, and what did she know anyway? She hadn't been to the surface. So, what did she know? He doubted she could hear everything. That sounded like some sort of excuse she would say to sound smarter.


Swimming upwards towards the hole's entrance, the soldier hardly cared. She didn't know anything. Dragon lady calling him stupid from afar, the hyena tuned her out. Whatever she said, but he wasn't taking her insult. But immediately upon reaching the surface, chaos was a bird's foot.


Returning back towards the surface, multiple generic nobodies had been duking it out with bows and arrows in a deadly crossfire. Seeing such, the hyena backed four steps away. What in the world was going on, why did everyone have arrows, and why was everyone doing this? Something wasn't adding up, he needed to turn around now.


Lonan and Rabiu deflecting everything up above, a wave of confusion flowed through him. What was going on here? Why had they been fighting, too? Something wasn't right here. Arrows looking ready to soar his way, the soldier attempted to dodge every bullet, but an immediate sea of shouts had come his way.


"Black fish steak bro!" Lonan shouted. "What are you doing up here? Turn back now!"


"Um, please go back to the faded castle where it's safe!" Rabiu shouted. "Siorc, don't get caught up into this!"


Hearing such, the hyena attempted to dash back towards the water hole. Right, get out of here, go back to where he came, it wasn't safe here. But, such attempt to run never happened. Arrows coming for his hip, the early adult let out a scream as blood trickled down onto the floor.


Multiple arrows slicing and dicing his joint one after another, the hyena let out a scream. What in the world was this? Why were they all aiming for the same exact spot? That was not normal. Next weapon piercing in deeper, the chimera could feel the dizziness begin to win. This was it, he was about to lose the warfare. A wasted party member in a hardcore permadeath run. But, the soldier threw such thought away. Ah, there goes the dizziness talking for him.


Feeling himself sway backwards, the hyena let out a weak laugh. Rashmi was right, he was crazy for coming up here. But, the early adult's head spun more. He was wild for doing that, looney, a nutcase, wacko. But, the soldier attempted to snap himself out of it. Loss of blood continuing to rack itself up, he could feel everything begin to slip itself out of existence.


World around him closing into him with sharp walls, the early adult closed his eyes. Sound soon removed, the chimera's vision had begun to die. Everything had been gone, silent, removed. But, he swore he could feel the vibrations of shouting as everything had begun to vanish. Land of consciousness hanging from a thread, the soldier prepared his last words while he had been awake and cautious.


Rashmi was right. She was right all along.


He was nuts, crazy, wackadoo for going up to the surface.


This was his fault for being stupid.


His fault for not listening.


His fault for going anyway.


Rashmi was right. She was right all along.


He was stupid.


Rashmi was right.


***


"Finding myself awake again
Over in the surface and
Ugh, it hurts,
Now, I guess Rashmi was right about one thing, I'm just
Dumb. I know I'm really dumb.


I came up here at my own volition. And look what happened
To me. Another injury to add


To my injury collection.
How can all this still be piling up?
Even I don't know at this point.


Can't really see what's in front of me
Anymore. To be perfectly honest at
This point, I'm starting to believe there is really
Not that much I can really do
About all this. Yes, I can
Perhaps save the pets, and
Please everyone by finding Osse.
Everything will be proud if I
Relocate Osse's location.


And, now I'm starting to think this has to be the case.
No reason why other than this
Disturbing the flow of the underground world.


I'm starting to think that's it.
That's it, isn't it?


It has to be, I can't think of something else. It
Shouldn't be anything else really, niot


Anything else at all. There's
Nothing else it could be,


Everything will solved once Osse is reloated.
No doubt about it. Whoever
Took them, it is my time to find them out on the surface.
I know they, along with all
The other missing cats are here.
Yes, they are, I know. It hast to be the case.


Of course it is, that's it, I
Know that's it,
And I'll return Osse to the undersea world beneath the hole.
Yes, I'll be doing that.


Why didn't I think to look earlier?
Hmm, perhaps because I didn't think I need to,
And all that. Ah, now I sound like Malati.
Take that way of speaking out of my vocabulary. Or rather, my thinking vocabulary. Silence is key."


Coming to the next morning, the soldier could feel sticky adhesive engulf his hip. What happened, how did he get here? But, he had then remembered. Right, there was a deathmatch up on the surface, and he got caught in the arrowfire. How could he forget that?


"Um, uh, Siorc please stop being so reckless," Rabiu said, voice shaking. "We had to patch you up again." He shook his head. "Um, everyone yielded or now, but that won't last for very long." His lip quivered. "Um, uh, so, uh, what brings you back up here at such short notice?"


Hearing a loud meow, the soldier pointed off towards the beach. Placing his hands into triangular shape upon his head, he let out a mewing sound. But, Lonan and Rabiu looked a him like he had a thousand heads. Had he done something odd? He hadn't thought so.


"Osse? You mean that white cat?" Lonan asked, scratching his head. "Gonna be honest with you, bro, I don't know where they went. I'm more of a dog person, you see. If dogs were missing, I'd take action."


"Um, Osse, I know what you're talking about," Rabiu responded nodding. "They um, might be in that cave." But, he shook his head. "I might have heard mewing on the beach, though. But, um, uh, I'm a jackal chimera, so, uh, apologies, I'd rather not interact with a feline more than I need to."


Hearing such, the soldier shrugged. He supposed cats and dogs were natural born enemies. Heading off towards the beach, a loud crackle of thunder overtook the area. Hearing such, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. Seeing a red thunder cloud, the hyena backed six steps away. Was some temporal tower that held time together about to collapse? But, he shook his head. Wrong universe. Who would make a tower keep time in place, anyway?


Running off towards the beach, the soldier huffed and puffed. Hearing multiple pained mewings everywhere in the sand, the hyena let out a scream. What was going on here? Who would be so horrible as to bury cats underground? What an evil person. This crime would not go unpunished.


Combing through his satchel, the chimera had come across nothing of the sort to help him dig up anything. Sighing, the chimera closed his eyes. Human hand transforming into a hyena paw, the soldier got digging. Meows only getting louder by the second, he kept going.


Finding multiple cats buried alive underneath the beach, the soldier broke out into tears. Who in their right mind would do something like this? Why would someone be so cruel? What did these poor kitties ever do to anyone besides be cute? How horrible. Who would do such a thing?


Continuing to dig, he could hear the continued mews keep on going. Heart continuing to race, he kept pressing onward. Why was this happening? This wasn't right. These cats were innocent creatures just looking for their owners. This catnapper would pay for this horrible crime.


Hearing even further meows down below, the next long digging session continued. Placing the kittens in a tiny boat, the soldier could see a very familiar well dressed pink cat. Macaron letting out a loud whimper, the chimera returned one in kind. Why would anyone do this to felines? This was not good. He needed to find the rest now before they were to suffocate.


Holes on the sand only getting deeper, further armies of cats had been discovered. Seeing such, the early adult held back the tears. This was cruel. How did all of Fontaine's cats end up on Petrichor, anyway? There's no way anyone else had come to bring them here. They'd have gotten caught ages ago by now.


Hearing even louder meows on the other side of the beach, the soldier dashed off at lightning speed. Just how many cats were buried here? He didn't know anymore. He had stopped counting. Running off towards the beach edges, the hyena broke out into a sob festival as his hyena claws kept aiming low towards the ground.


No longer hearing any meows, the soldier let out a pained huff. Had he found them all? Should he take them back to the Court of Fontaine? Perhaps, he should. But, such action had been stopped in its tracks immediately. Lonan placing the precious critters in the boat, he placed himself at the helm.


"Seems you found all of them, black fish steak bro," Lonan said. "I know I said I'm not a cat person, but for you, I'll take them back to the Court of Fontaine. Now, go, find Osse. Rab said they're in the cave. I'd be quick if I were you." As he said such, he paddled away.


Knowing he had to head to the cave next, the soldier had begun walking. But, as if the gods were laughing at him, a loud clap of thunder had soon come out of nowhere. Hearing such, the soldier flinched. He had to hurry, or he would become an angry pile of noise next.


However, as he moved on, he could see a large pitch black shadow. Seeing such, the soldier had begun to chase it. What in the world was that thing? He needed to catch up to it. Somethin wasn't right about it at all. He couldn't let it go into hiding. No way, not a chance, there was something off about that creature.


Reaching the cave after about ten minutes of running, a pure white cat he had never seen before with heterochromia had been held hostage by some large shadow creature. Seeing such, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. Had he found Osse? He needed to save them now.


"Ah, you, are you the one who is here to save me?" the cat asked.


Hearing the cat talk, the soldier shrugged. A talking cat? He had seen everything at this point. Was this supposed to shock him or something? Cat pleading to be saved, time was running out, the chimera turned towards the strangely articulate feline that had been in quite a pickle that it couldn't eat.


"Are you Osse, sir?" the hyena asked forbiddingly.


"Yes, hyena child, I am Osse," Osse responded. "Now, quick, defeat this monster before it's too late to open the portal!"


Hearing such, the soldier winced. He was not a child, he was an adult. But, he shrugged. What was he doing worrying about that, he had a shadow monster to destroy. Large shadow creature with metallic wings floating towards him, the fight was on. Feathers of steel coming towards him, the early adult bounced them back off onwards the enemy at lightning speed.


Creature somehow defeated after about two hundred strikes, the soldier broke out into a pant. Osse released from their prison, the soldier had been a sweating bucket. That creature, what in the world was it? But, there was no time to waste. He had to return Osse back to the Faded Castle.


Everything safe for the time being, the soldier dropped himself back down into the Faded Castle. Talking cat guiding him back towards his spot, the dragon ladies had been quite annoyed with him. Told he had taken too long, he rolled his eyes. Right, sure he did, sounded about right.


Portal soon opening up, Rashmi would not allow his entry. Telling him to go away they had to do spring cleaning, the soldier returned upwards towards the surface. Ginger Fatui soon dismissing him, the hyena teleported to the Military Barracks. Reaching the soundproof room after about thirty minutes of slow walking, a wave of tiredness overtook the soldier. Weaponized hairpins and earrings soon removed, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Uniform taken off as well, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain and he drifted off to sleep.


Rashmi was an obstacle.


She was in the way.

 

[Palamon]

3: Lost Sea Symphony 3: Plants and Instruments Broken
"Again, Your Majesty?
Not this order again,
Doesn't she have anything else I can do?


Because, I am going be honest
About this, Your Majesty I
Cannot see a point in this mission.
Knowing Her Majesty she wants something


And, she wants me
To find that something


It's really difficult
To ever truly fathom


Anything she's ever thinking,
Guess only she truly knows what she wants
Ah, well, that's just how
It always is with her
Nothing is ever cut and dry


With her, and
I know all that
There's nothing a time where it isn't.
How can she not see


That this isn't worth it
Her Majesty clearly doesn't understand.
Eh, whatever, what do I know?


She's always like this
Yes, she's always vague
Maybe if she weren't,
Perhaps I'd know what she truly wants!
Hahahah, that's it, you know?
Obviously, that's how it is.
No, not really, nothing is ever that simple,
You know? Of course not,


Why would I ever get a clear cut answer from
Her Majesty? Never happening.
Yet, I wish it would


Do you know how much easier it'd be if she'd be
Open about all this? Less of a pain


I'd understand her, what


She's trying to get across.
Taking a moment to
Intricately explain would
Leave me with answers
Leave me with no guesses.


However, that's not how it is,
And things will never change
Very much know that
Every step of


The way it will always be
Overtly secretive on what she would


Rather want. And all and all
Each and every
Single say is random, so
There's no telling what she truly wants
Oh, well, it is a
Random appaloosa
Every single day


That's quite honestly already been
Heavily established
It's been established
So long ago at this


I just don't know anymore.


Really, I don't, and I don't think I
Ever will at this point
Ah, well,
Look it's not
Like it matters anyway.
You know what? It


Doesn't matter, so,
Oh, well, I should


Not ever question anything
Or rather, I probably should just
Take everything at face value I


Know that I should
Never do that
Of course I shouldn't
With Her Majesty


It is not like
That even matters


It's always
Something more, and I


Get that, always something more
Every single time, every single
Time. Every single
Time. I know I said that already, but
It's simply the truth
Not like it matters if I
Get a straight answer, oh well.


The Symphony again?
Oh, boy, what


Annoying or


Possibly out there thing am I going to do this time?
Oh, boy don't you see,
I'm so very excited, thrilled.
No, that was sarcasm.
To be honest,


I am far from interested in this mission.


Just know that this
Utterly is a job
Something I care nothing about
That's how it is


Why should I care
And all that?
Nothing matters in
The grand scheme of


Things. I am nothing more than
Her Majesty's pawn and
I am just
Something to use. Something


To toss
Out once I am


End my usefulness
No matter what, I
Do know that once I am


Brought down to the
End of the line and
Can't do as Her Majesty
Asks, I'm dead, that's the
Ultimate truth, I'm just
Some object to her
Even if that doesn't seem like


It's the case,
That's simply how


It is, and I
Sincerely doubt I'll ever matter beyond what I


Just established.
Ugh, just like that doom and gloom
Stop it, stop all
That. Enough, I need


To take a deep breath
One, two, three,
One, two, three.


Maybe not, because it's not working
Uh, oh well. I
Can't really say it's always going to
Ha ha, the world


Is burning, it's burning


And burning, and burning, and burning.
Maybe not, that's


Not the case
Of course it's not.
Take a deep breath and


Get it together.
Everything will be fine
There's nothing
To worry about.
I know that. It's
Not going to
Get any worse than it


Already has.
No, it won't. I know that
Yet, I always I have this


Coming sense of doon like always.
Look, the portal is
Open, and I can finally
See the lost sea, so
Everything will go fine.
Remove everything in my mind


That is trying to tell me
Otherwise. Take a moment to


Remove all that.
Everything and anything
Saying otherwise,
Take it out, take it all
Out. All of it
Remove everything
Inside me that's trying to
Naysay. All of it
Get out, get out.


In with the positive, out with
The negative.


All of it here and
Now needs to be removed.
Yes, so anyway,
Will I be
Allowed in this time?
You know, Rashmi is


Such an annoying
Obstacle. She should stop blocking the way!


It's quite aggravating
That she runs the place


I don't know why
She claimed


This abandoned castle as her territory, and
I'm not about to find out
Maybe it's best I don't
Even so, now


That the portal is
Open, no more excuses. No


More having to chase books. It's
Open, and it's done.
Very much so.
Every time she tries to serve as an


Obstacle, she's going to get what's coming to her. Ah,
No. Be reasonable.


For that is not a
Reasonable response at all.
Of course not.
Maybe I should just ignore her.


That's it. That's the answer.
However, I know
It's unlikely
She'll ignore me.


Man, it's like she always has eyes on me
I guess that's the case
So avoid her gaze,
So stat as far away as possible
I have to avoid her.
Of course that's still
Next to impossible,


Yet, I have to try.
Of course it's impossible
Utterly impossible, unless I
Remove my presence. Oh, well


Maybe this time, it'll
All go according to plan.
Just go with the flow,
Everything will go fine
Stop being negative, and
This will go well.
Yes, that's it. That's how it is. Positivity is key."


Dreaming had still been a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's adult Fatui life. The cycle was a ship caught up in the sea at high tide from the storm that was on the horizon. The storm was getting worse and worse, only continuing to get stronger as the minutes were to race onward. The pattern would continue in the night before him, as well.


Before him had been a field of hoya pubicalyx. The flowers were pitch black with a pink bud in the center. Seeing such, the soldier could not help but feel rather bewildered. What in the world were these flowers? He had never seen them before in his entire life. But, such had not been the only oddity presented before him.


Finding himself in a strange hotland he had never see before, the early adult broke out into a dream sweat. Where in the dream world was he? But, he had soon seen a group of both familiar and unfamiliar face off in the corner of the possibly nonexistent place within reality.


Spotting Rashmi, Malati, Iomra, Satíne, and two unknown hybrid plant people, the soldier scratched his head. Wasn't this a hotland? How could there be plant people here? Wouldn't they burn up and die from the extreme heat? But, the early adult threw such thought into a box and threw away the key immediately. Why is he thinking about all that? It doesn't matter. But, he had soon heard a conversation off in the corner.


"We have all decided, right?" Rashmi asked. "That we will be going to the Faded Castle in Petrichor and never returning to this place."


Hearing such, the soldier could not but feel a heavy wave of confusion. What in the world was going on here? This couldn't have possibly been real, could it? No, there was no way this could be real. Not a chance. He was in the dream world right now. This was nothing more than an amalgamation of information swimming in his memory while asleep. Nothing more.


"Rashmi, are you sure 'bout this?" Malati asked.


"It's better this way," Rashmi responded. "Not a single tribe wants us."


"I reckon we just make our own tribe?" Malati asked. "Just the six of us."


But, such proposal had been rejected. Rashmi shaking her head, the early adult could hardly comprehend what was going on around him. What was the point of saying no to such a thing? Wouldn't it be so much easier to just create their own tribe? Surely, it was free to do so, wherever this hotland could have been.


The chimera shook his dream head. This was a dream, why was he trying to make sense of what was going on around him? This was not real. He should stop questioning it. It was simply a made up scenario. It did not reflect reality in any shape or form. But, more talking soon took him back to the action.


"Shucks, is this really the only way, Rashmi?" Iomra asked. "Donch'ya think there's other options to consider?"


"There isn't," Rashmi responded. "This is the only option. We're not wanted her, plain and simple."


"Well, I'm not going to argue with that!" Satíne exclaimed. "The tribes despise us! So, let's pack it up!"


Hearing such, the hyena blinked. Why weren't these chimeras welcome here? He did not understand. Where were chimeras welcome in this world? Did they belong anywhere? He did not know, but he knew none of this was real, so why did it matter? It most certainly did not. He needed to stop thinking about the dream world around him.


"I object," one of the plant people said, raising their hand. But, such was meant with immediate rage.


"Why does thon object?" Rashmi asked, annoyed.


"It's sunny here. We can't get much chlorophyll underground," plant one said. "We'll die if that happens."


"We ain't gonna die," plant two said in a dismissing tone. "We'll just be unconscious for three dang months!" They then pointed at plant one. "Don't listen to ---, thon has no idea what thon's talking about!" They rolled their eyes as they said such.


Hearing such, the hyena could feel multiple puzzle pieces fall out of his brain. What in the world was this all about? If being underground would make them lose consciousness for three entire months, why even consider them a part of this at all? One was not adding up to two whatsoever.


Dream Rashmi asking once again if everyone was in agreement, he turned towards the plant people. These two, if they were real, could they have no longer been of this world? But, the early adult shook his head. What in the world was he thinking? He shouldn't let himself drop down that grim path.


"So, we are all in agreement?" Rashmi asked. "We will be leaving this place and remain in the Faded Castle forevermore."


"Aye," Malati said. As she said such, she placed her dragon claw on top of Rashmi's. "I agree."


"I'm in," Iomra said. As he said such, his koala claw had been placed off into the center. "No objections."


"No contest from me," Satíne said. As she said such, her hand had been placed near Iomra's.


But, there had been a brief hesitation once again. Plant one and two turning off towards the side, the early adult blinked. The plant people still hadn't agreed? He did not blame them for such, if such were indeed the case. But, they had soon turned back towards the quartet, puffing a deep breath.


"I agree," plant one said. Their viney hand had soon been brought in word.


"Same," plant two said. Their vines had soon been slapped on top of the other's hands.


Pact formed between the six, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. How unusual, nothing bad had been happening within the dream world. Was the land of the subconscious giving him a break, for a change? But, such had been the magic words for a fiasco to rise.


Hearing a loud explosion off in the distance, simmering rocks had soon come from up above. Metamorphic rocks cracking straight open, magma engulfed the soldier in a matter of dream seconds. Body burning up into nothing, the hyena could feel his dream life fade away. Dropping down to the ground, one last dream thought took him to the world of subconscious death.


He willed that into existence, didn't he?


***


"Meep, meep, meep, meep
Alert, alert, alert, this is the Satíne alert system!
You all still with me?
Don't tell me! You
Aren't, are you? Well,
You should be! I'd better restart that alarm.


Meep, meep, meep, meep.
Alert, alert, alert, this is the Satíne alert system!
You with me!
Don't touch dat dial!
Ahem, what I meant to say was that dial!
Yeah, don't touch that dial!


I would like to inform you all that my dog senses are tinging!
Now, listen to that again! My dog senses are tingling!
Can ya feel it? Can ya feel the issue?
Oh, yeah, you can sense it, can't ya?
My critter senses are never wrong!
It's going off, so something's
Not right! There's nothing
Good when my dog and


Cat radars are going off!
Hhhhh, something's totally
Amiss here, these tingles are
Off the charts! Off the charts!
Something ain't right!


Why we wasting time
Over here sleeping?
Ooooh, something isn't right! The dogs have
Fallen! I repeat, the dogs have fallen!


Well, I don't know all that! But,
Of course, I'm completely right, ya know?
Of course I am! Geez lousie!
For my dog senses are never, ever


Wrong! There's no chance in celestia
Of that being the
Outcome! I got the radar inside me!
Fwip, flip, bweep, bweep, bweep.


Do ya hear that?
Oh, for the love of.
Geez louise, Iomra, wake up!
Sheesh, he's still sleeping, oh my gods.


Eh! I should start screaming louder, with more
Violence! Shake, shake, shake, Iomra, wake up!
'Eh, what? Whadya want, Satíne, I haven't gotten my half day of sleep yet.'
Rrrrr, I swear to the gods,
'Ya know, this is a red alert!' I shouted.
Well, say it isn't so because
He's ignoring me. 'Oh, really? Doesn't seem to be to me, g'night.'
Ehhhh, he went back to sleep!
Roar, you gotta be kiddin' me!
Eroo, eroo! Wait, I'm not a wolf, I


Don't gotta howl!
Oooooh, I'm so mad right now!
Get up, Iomra! 'No sleeping! This is, an emergency!' I don't
Stop bumpin' his shoulders until he wakes up! So, I howl again.


Eroo, erooooooooo. I
Very much am aware I'm not a wolf, by the way, but who cares!
Eh! Anyway, I let out another
Roar. Roar, roar, roar.
You gotta wake up Iomra! Geez!
'Waaah, what? Satíne! Can't you let me sleep?
How many times I gotta tell ya? If it's not important? Don't wake me!'
Eh! Here we go again! Use your brain, Iomra! You
Ripe piece of cheese! 'Satíne, that's a little mean to say to your brother.'
Eh, the heck ya mean that's mean?!


Can't you see there's a dog emergency here!
Oooooh, mama, if you were still alive in this era,
Do ya know what I'd do right now? No!
Eh, whatevs! That's beside the point


Whatevs, whatevs!
Okay, so the point is!
One, as Rashmi would always say, my dog senses are tingling! Does Iomra only care if it's a
Feline?! We're ex-cat and ex-dog savers!


Come on, Iomra, wake up already!
Oh, please, gotta sleep twelve whole hours!
Don't got time for that right now!
Erooo, eroo, erooooooooooooooo.


'Why are you still howling, Badger.
One, stop doing that. Two, it's annoying. Three, it's not working.'
Oh for the love of, Rashmi!
For the love of Focalors, no, Murata, for


The love of Murara, at least realize all that
Has been said for the past few minutes!
It's a Code Dog!
So, hop to it!


It's an emergency! An emergency!
Something's afoot! And


No one cares!
Oooooh, code dog, code dog!
This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not


A drill!


Don't just stand there, I
Repeat, don't just stand there!
If you think this will
Leave me with a sour taste in my mouth! Yes!
Likelihood of that? One-hundred percent.


It's guaranteed! So, I shall


Repeat this again.
Eeep, eep, eep.
Place everything down, and
Everything out,
As this is a dog emergency.
This is not a drill! I repeat,


This is not a drill. So,
How can you just all stand there while
I am blue in the face
Saying all this to you all!


'I'm pretty sure your face is not blue right now, that'd require you to be not breathing.'
Sheesh, the heck you fact checking me for?


Note to self! Do not say something
One's going to take literally!
The stupid


And the dumb, and brainless.


Do plants have brains?
Right, they ain't got none!
I'm not gonna
Listen to someone without a brain! Nope! Well, it
Looks like I'm the only one who's gonna do somethin' bout this! Well, oh, well! Too bad, I guess! That's on me! "


Four days have passed since the hyena had once again attempted to restore the symphony. Nothing of especial happenstance occurred. Training with the lynx chimera overtaking one of the two days, the early adult learned a thing or two about the elements. Diplomacy of nothing in far off Snezhnaya overtaking the seventy-two hours, nothing had been out of the ordinary.


Upon waking up for the morning, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera knew he had to get over it. Dreams weren't real. Snapping himself out of it, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena's uniform glued itself to his partially human person, the early adult could not help but wonder. Rashmi and Malati, why did they form a pact in the first place? He recalled hearing such the last time he had been in the abandoned castle. It had to have been the truth, for sure.


But, the soldier shook his head. No, that wasn't it. The dream he had wasn't real. He should not conflate such with the real world, whatsoever. The land of the subconscious was Pure Fiction. He knew that. It needed to be disregarded entirely. It probably did not happen as he had witnessed it in the dream world.


Thoughts continuing to rush like blood, the early adult walked around in a circle upon the ice cold floor. Could he see the past in his dreams? Some of what he had witnessed felt too real to ignore. It was someone's past. It had to have been. There was no way it was not at least partially true.


The hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? Dreams aren't real. He needed to stop thinking about it. He was wasting time pacing around like this. He had to stop. This was hardly the time to get caught up in nonsense that didn't matter.


Taking a long deep breath, the early adult walked back towards his uniform drawers. Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching sunflowers adorned his hair and ears. Gazing at the rest of his jewelry and accessories, the question presented itself once again. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons what he truly wanted? Rational brain on at the moment, regret flowed through the soldier. This was not what he wanted. he never wanted this. But, he knew this was all his fault, and there was no turning back.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the young soldier gazed down at the yellow-green orb below him. Just how long might it take for him to master the power of nature within him? But, the early adult shook his head. He supposed it would be quite a long time before he were to master such. His journey to getting stronger had only just begun.


Geo Delusion glaring daggers at him, the early adult wondered. The sinister orb, should he finally make use of it? But, the chimera disregarded such thoughts, in an instant. No, he should not. That was one-hundred thirty percent out of the question, add twenty. Pushing it away, the delusion was out of sight, out of mind.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, a loud crackle boomed outside the barricaded window. Hearing such, the hyena's inhuman eardrums practically ruptured. What was that just now, thunder in Snezhnaya? How was this possible? The permafrost north was a world of pure ice and snow. There was no such thing as thunder and lightning here.


Hearing loud pelts slamming the barricaded window, the hyena let out a groan. There was a hailstorm now, of all times? Great, what an excellent time for such to happen. Loud balls of ice continuing to crash into the pane, the early adult shook. Did those balls of hard spherical water have to make such a racket?


Maelstrom ending its reign, the early adult tilted his head. It was over already? What was that all about? But, the early adult shrugged his shoulders. What did it matter? He hardly cared about the weather in Snezhnaya. Why should he? He had no reason to feel anything for the land he had been whisked away to.


Hearing the louder than ever before sound of the Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the soldier put on the most diplomatic face possible. Time was up. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena turned his attention towards the door. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be continuing to attempt to restore the symphony." The masked agent gave unseen eye contact with his subordinate in arms. "As well as writing a report about those fawns you mentioned in your first report." All the knowledge in the world should belong exclusively to Her Majesty.


Siorc jumped eight steps back upon hearing he would be writing a report about the undersea gazelles. He had to do what now? Why them? Why those two of all people? What did Her Majesty want with them? She didn't need such information. Not at all whatsoever. What use would it have to her?


The early adult stared off into space. He did not quite understand. Her Majesty should have asked about them a lot sooner. He had no longer been around the area of which they were located. Wasn't it too little too late? The information hardly mattered anymore. He would never see them again.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Did you hear me? You will be continuing to restore the symphony and writing a report!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. What could possibly be on the soldier's mind? The Agent couldn't fathom it. "Quit dawdling, and get a move on!"


The hyena flinched. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. If he were to be late by even a minute, he was as good as dead. He needed to stop thinking. Turning his thoughts off, he placed his hand out in front of him. There was no more time to waste. Work mode switch flipping upward, everything else removed itself from within.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Useless or not, he knew he had no choice in the matter.


"Good, we're going, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, he gripped the limb into a tight squeeze. "But, you must proceed with caution while in Fontaine. It is very dangerous there right now." Gripping prison as relentless as it always had been, the chimera let out a deep sigh as the escort towards the Hydro Nation began.


The citizens were still angry? Why, how?


***


"Something's wrong. Something is very, very, wrong.
One day, suddenly, a lot of dogs, um,
Made their way to Petrichor.
Everyone is far
Too angry to do anything about it.
How did they get here?
I don't have any idea. I have
No time to do any research about it. But, um,
Guess I really ought to, shouldn't I?


I know I should.
Something is not right here.


No, no, nothing at all is right here.
One day, I realized
That the anger of the citizens is the strongest here. The


Rage is most concentrated
In this area. Ah, um, I
Guess we moved here at a rather
Horrible time, didn't we?
This has all begun to unfold into


Noxious chaos. Um, uh, I do not know if it is poison, as I have not yet investigated.
Oh, um, I uh probably


Should get on that before it's too late and this all balloons
Out of control. Right, right, I should.
Maybe if I do, I can get an answer to what is happening here.
Err, right. That was
The crucial step I missed
Here. Investigating, researching.
I know that's on me. I should have done that.
Now, um, what should I do? I can't
Get too close to the action.


Since the citizens are so
Infuriated and are
Making everything their, uh
Problem? Um, everything is being made their problem, yes.
Look, I um, I don't like scary situations.
Yet, um, lately, that seems to be all I deal with.


It's so terrifying
Seeing everyone so angry.


Well, um, what can I do,
Really, it is entirely
Outside my control.
Nothing I can do about this unpredictable variable that just appeared one day. Um,
Guess I should research


And see what's going on,
But, Lonan says I um, shouldn't,
Or I'll get hurt,
Um, I know he's right on
That front, but there's


A lot I need to
Look into, so I can't just sit around in my
Lab and do nothing.


This has gotten out of control
How out of control?
I, uh, I don't know,
So, I have to do something.


What might happen from
Here on out?
Everything is furious
Raging, screaming, throwing things,
Even attempting to kill animals.


Don't understand why
It's escalated to this point.
Don't understand how it came


To all this.
How could this happen?
Even so, I can't
Sit around. I can't.
Everything could reach a point of no return. I know I am not from Fontaine, and


Don't quite have to make my rounds
Or anything, but if I'm ever
Going to become a doctor I really
Should tackle all those difficult things.


Can't leave that thought
Out of the equation. Um,
Maybe I should start now.
Even if they try to kill me, I have to do something


For those dogs outside, um, they might make the
Rage worse. That's bound to happen.
Oh, uh, um, well,
Maybe removing all the obstacles


And all that doesn't belong
Should do something.


And, well, that's probably


Just the beginning
After all, the storm
Clouds up above haven't cleared yet. Um, I don't
Know why those
Are there. They've been
Looming over the country for weeks snow,


I don't know, why they're still there,


And, um Lonan says he 'can't
Make heads or tails of them.' I


Can't figure
Out why there up there either, but, um?
Now is hardly the time to keep
Collecting new fears like they're, um
Eh. Well? Well, I should get
Right on with the research.
Now is the time to begin,
Even if it is incredibly
Dangerous. Time's is wasting."


Upon reaching the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, a heavy wave of unease flowed through the hyena. What was this foreboding feeling in the air? It felt worse than last time. Was the rage starting to get worse? He was about to be in for a world of pain, if so.


Dragged down the mountain before he could think any further, a loud crackle of thunder could be heard from up above him. Hearing such, the early adult's knees buckled. Was the storm getting worse? If such were the case, he needed to prepare himself, no matter what. Violence would come his way, guaranteed.


Placed in the wooden vessel, the soldier gazed upwards towards the sky. Seeing a bright red cloud up above him, the soldier could feel his heart race. It was still there? Why was it brighter and more crimson than last time? He did not know, but he could feel terror hug him from behind.


As the vehicle of human movement cruised off towards the opposite end of the area, the soldier could not help but wonder. Just how far gone had the nation been seeded into the world of rage? He needed to do something about this before it was too late, or everything would burn up into nothing.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor before he knew it, the hyena could hear screams off in the distance. Hearing such, the hyena could feel himself ready to break. Something bad was about to happen, for sure. Any second now, and he would be in a bit of a pickle. Whatever that meant.


Dragged towards the staircase before he could think any further, the Agent had once again alerted the hyena negotiations to be allowed to teleport had not gone through. Hearing such, the early adult let out a heavy groan. He was still forbidden from doing so? Why even mention it then? But, as the masked agent explained further, a loud crackle of thunder overtook the area.


Balls of hail crashing down from the sky, the hyena covered his head. Where did that come from? Her Majesty, had she been angry, or something? Those ice balls of doom, they were not normal in the Hydro Nation of Justice whatsoever. Storm soon vanishing, confusion lingered on, for a moment.


Satchel slammed onto his backside, the Agent soon exited the area. But, the moment he had left, the early adult could hear a loud bark emanate from the area. Hearing such, the soldier turned towards the noise. But, such had been a grave mistake to behold. Well pampered dog dashing towards him, the heat of anger cooked him into a pie.


Dog named after bread chomping on him like he was some kind of snack, the hyena broke down into tears. Why? Why was this happening? Hearing a crackle of thunder, the fangs broke in deeper. Blood trickling down his arm the chimera's tears kept rolling. The canines of Fontaine were angry, too? Why them, too? This world was too cruel.


Dog's owner prying his loyal companion off of him, the soldier shook with a fervor. Man apologizing to him for his pet's misbehavior, he had soon been cleaned up. Canine barking at him once more, the early adult dashed up the stairs. He had to get out of here as fast as he can.


But, a storm had brewed as he placed himself inside the glass lift. Angry rich citizens screaming at one another inside the box, the soldier leaned against the wall. People screaming at one another about a multitude of issues, the soldier kept himself as quiet as possible. Do not make a sound, or he would lose more bloods at any given second.


People completely ignoring him, the chimera puffed a sigh of relief. He was practically invisible. Such was a good thing. But, the sigh of relief was short lived. People throwing objects at one another across the Aquabus waiting area, the early adult jumped towards a pillar. Hearing multiple swords clashing with one another, the chimera tiptoed towards the summon button. This hostility, why couldn't it just stop? This was too much.


Aquabus shortly arriving, the early adult took the leap of faith. Multiple rich nobodies demanding a ride, swords ready to go flying, the chimera ducked for cover. Melusine shouting no manners no service, shoes were thrown once again. Aeval once again repeating if they can't behave they're not getting on, the angry sword duels continued.


Seating himself, the vehicle of automatic movement left the area. Another shoe landing upon the vessel as it cruised off, the early adult let out a tired groan. When would this all stop? The anger was getting worse by the day. Why wasn't anyone doing anything about it? Something needed to be done, and fast.


As the vessel cruised past Poisson Tunnel, the soldier gazed off towards the left. Hilichurls attempting to beat the lives out of one another, the soldier could feel a heavy wave of shock flow through him. Even the monsters were affected by this rage cloud? But, his thoughts were soon cut off by the sky above him.


Hearing a loud clap of thunder, balls of hail dropped down from the sky once more. Melusine telling him to watch his head, the chimera ducked for cover. Hearing screams from afar, the hyena covered his ears, as well. What was happening here? The sky was angry too, wasn't it?


Reaching the Court of Fontaine after about thirty minutes, the early adult steeled himself. Any second now, and he would be in rage world. He needed to prepare himself at all costs for a world of violence at any given moment. Stepping foot into the city, everything was ready to break.


Knowing he had to make haste and head for Palais Mermonia, the soldier headed upon the northern pathway. But, immediately upon stepping foot upon the concrete, the soldier swore he could hear loud barks everywhere from right, left, front and center. Hearing such, the hyena prepared himself to run. No more turning him into a snack. Time to get out of here.


But, such had been easier said than done. Angry citizens glaring at him, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Why were they looking at him like he was a circus performer? He did not know, but he knew he had to brush it off. If he did not hurry, he would be behind schedule. Such would not do. He had to get out of here as fast as he could, or heads would roll.


However, avoiding the world around him was impossible beyond belief. Rich nobodies charging towards him, his shoulders had soon been locked. Squirming, the hyena tried with all his might to break free. But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Movement restricted, he soon felt his backside slam hard upon the ground.


Rich nobody whipping out multiple punches, the the early adult could feel sweat pour down his face. What did he do? Did he look at the rich man funny? If he had done something wrong, he needed to apologize right away. Face becoming a punching bag for minutes on end, the chimera squirmed. Someone, anyone, help him, please.


Garde prying the money muncher off him, the chimera could feel blood trickle from his face. Attempting to wipe it off, the chimera moved forward. He needed to get out of here, and fast. Move on before it was too late. But, he had soon been stopped again in a matter of moments. Dog's fangs sinking into him like a vampire at night, the chimera let out the waterworks once more.


Poor, innocent confused animal running off, looking for their next victim, the early adult could feel his heartbeat fast and hard in his chest. Why? Why did the pure, innocent creatures he adored so much turn against him? The world was too cruel. Moving right along the path, more rich nobodies closed in on him.


"You freaky animal!" a a rich nobody screamed, hands on the hyena's shoulders. "You belong in a cage, and off the streets, you filthy, disgusting creature!"


Dropped onto the ground headfirst, his body had, once again, become a punching bag. Metallic knuckles soon slipped on, the hyena screamed as the steel become one with him. Confusion embracing him from the ground, the questions rolled themselves up into a ball. He was a freaky animal that belonged in a cage? How rude. What a terrible reason to attack someone. But, he had soon come to a realization as the gardes had come to the rescue once again.


Human arms and legs transformed into hyena limbs, the early adult had soon come to a dooming realization. He had transformed? When did that happen? He needed to get his joints back to human form right away. But, such never came. Hyena limbs remaining, Standing himself upward, the chimera made a run for it. He had to get out of here, at all costs.


Attempting to speed off towards the western pathway, the soldier prepared himself. He needed to get out of here, and fast. Hearing loud barks coming from behind him, the early adult attempted to run. Crackles of thunder coming back with a vengeance everything had begun to get faster and faster.


Mechanical dogs leaping upon him with a heavy thud, the soldier could feel himself ready to crack like an egg. The meka garde dogs were out to get him, too? Was he a wanted criminal, or something? No, that couldn't have been it, surely. Right, their programming was just off. That had to have been it.


Onslaughts coming from him left and right, the early adult would not fight now. If he were to cause any sort of damage to the mekas, he would be the next court case waiting to happen he couldn't allow that. Not at all whatsoever. Surrendering himself, the attacks kept themselves going in rapid fire.


Leaping off towards the side, the early adult attempted to make a run for it once more. What was going on here? Why was everyone so angry? And, what was with the sudden hostility? He did not quite understand. This had never happened before in his two decades of living upon this planet. Was he that disgusting?


Avoiding the meka garde dogs to the best of his ability, the early adult huffed a meek breath, confusion looped on repeat. Moving through the city, he could not help but recall his stolen childhood. Was this why his mother had kept him hidden for the first eleven years of his life? He supposed he did not blame her for such, in the grand scheme of things.


Reaching the western streets, the early adult attempted with all his might once again to return his limbs to human form. But, failure had soon become his mistress once again. Nothing happening, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield. He was stuck like this until further notice.


Hearing a crackle of thunder up above once again, the hyena attempted to leap off towards the hedges in the corner. He needed to get out of sight out of mind. Red storm cloud swirling a bit, the early adult let out a pained whimper. Great, there it goes again. The shock heard round the world that would start the anger revolution.


Revolution soon kicking off its next round, adventurers had soon turned around at lightning speed. Becoming one with the ground for the second time of the day, the early adult closed his eyes once more. He needed to transform right here, right now. Kicked up the wazoo, the early adult could feel everything around him begin to crack. He was everyone's punching bag today. Letting out another weak whimper screams had come his way once more.


"Quit whimpering!" the adventurer guild members shouted. "Didn't your owner teach you manners, doggy?"


Heels crunching into him with full force, the early adult could feel his strength get further sapped. Did this adventurer just call him a dog? What in the world was wrong with these people? He was not a dog, far from it. What was with this juvenile insult? These people hardly deserved to call themselves members of the Adventurer's Guild.


Scissors flying across the air from close by, the early adult stood up. Chioriya Boutique owner shouting no violence in front of her store, or they'll be turned into her next finest outfit he instigators made a run for it. Brushing himself off, for a moment, a wave of shock flowed through him.


"Just so you know, I wasn't trying to save you," the Chioriya Boutique owner said. "I just didn't want hecklers in front of my store."


Shrugging, the early adult kept going. Right, what was he expecting? Why would anyone want to save him? He was abnormal, a freak, an anomaly, a disgusting creature, an animal. He was Her Majesty's property on a military leash. Who cares what happened to him? He was a rook on the chessboard; nothing more. Moving right along, the barks soon came after him.


Adventurer's Guild Receptionist's metallic body chomped on, he swore he could hear her say shutting down. Katheryne had reached her limit, hadn't she. Where were the people to repair her? Barks coming back, the early adult had begun running. Don't think about it. Time to get out of here.


Attempting to head for the stairs, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left, rabid dogs rapidly approaching his location, the hyena leaped into the hedges. Was round two up and coming? He needed to get out of sight, out of mind, this instant. Mechanical and organic canines sniffing up a storm, doom washed over him.


Lowering his head deep within the grass world the chimera kept a low profile. He was one attack away from being out of commission, for sure. He needed to stay out of sight, out of mind, at all costs. Stairs slowly approaching after he made a sharp left, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left.


No more obstacles in his way, the soldier could not help but wonder. The Hydro Archon, where was she in all this chaos? Had she truly been Fontaine's God? He did not know why, but he was starting to have his doubts about that. How could she just sit by and do nothing while her citizens were suffering?


But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? Of course the Hydro Archon was Fontaine's God. Why was he doubting such fact? He was overthinking it. Maybe he was busy with other affairs. It's not like the deities of a nation ever showed themselves to their people.


The hyena threw such thoughts away. Fontaine's Archon was on a completely different level from the other seven. She was out and public. Most of the others had not been. He knew that. Nothing made any sense. Was she scared of anger? He supposed he didn't blame her. Such irrational emotion was terror inducing.


Aquabus Information Station getting closer, the soldier could see a terrifying obstacle waiting for him up ahead. Multiple enraged teenagers dropping kittens into the fountain, the early adult leaped towards them. These ruffians, what were they doing? Those poor kittens. He couldn't just sit by and watch this. No way, not a chance. But, such had been the mistake of the century.


Hands soon on his backside, the hyena soon let out a high pitched scream. Kittens tossed across the way the hyena screamed once more. No, no, not the cats, anything but the poor, innocent kittens. Leave them alone leave them out of this. They did not deserve to get hurt.


But, soon, the target would be planted on his back instead.


"Lookie here, the mommy cat has come back for her babies!" the ruffian shouted in a mocking tone. "Here you go, mommy kitty! We'll let you see them!"


Arms clamped onto the back of his head, the soldier's face had soon been underwater. Breath dying inside him as the submerging continued, everything rushed out of him He wasn't a cat, he wasn't a dog. His arms, why couldn't they return to human form. His tail, why couldn't they disappear? Letting out a cough as the pressure mounted, the taunts continued.


"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" the ruffian shouted. "Your babies are right over there!"


Body lifted upward, the soldier could feel doom loom over him. He needed to break free right here, right now. Breath escaping him, weakness overtook him. Head rammed into the cold, hard metal again and again, the blood trickled downward like a flood in a basement. Other ruffians encouraging the instigator to bash his head in, the early adult's hearing had begun to dull. Any second now, and he was a goner. Laughter engulfing the area as the intensity dialed itself six, the world blurred.


"Leave my future husband alone!" Earl shouted.


Pried out of the fountain, punches had overtaken the area left and right. Head pounding, the early adult held back a groan. Ugh, what was the pesky thorn in his side doing here? But, such thoughts were immediately cut off as his furry paw had been taken into a firm grasp. Taken towards the left, a wave of irritation flowed through him. What was this fly doing? There was no time. He had work to do. Let go of him, this instant.


"I need to get you the boutique right now!" Earl shouted, running.


Hearing such, the hyena attempted to break free. He was taking him to the Congele Boutique now? He didn't have time for this. He had work he had to get done. But dripping onto his uniform, the hyena clicked his tongue. This was of no concern to him. He had a report to write. There was no time for this.


"I don't have time for this, sir!" Siorc accidentally shouted. "Please, let go of me!"


"No, way, Siorc, you're bleeding really bad!" Earl shouted. "You need first aid now!"


Closing his eyes, the hyena surrendered. He knew he wasn't going to win this battle. Reaching Congele Boutique before he even knew it, the early adult could hear a commotion break out around him. Earl explaining the situation, sound muddied around him all at once. Sticky irritants placed onto his head, the early flinched. Archons, no. Anything but that. Anything but gauze. Question coming his way as the cleansing was about to finish itself up, the hyena could feel himself begin to fade away.


"Darling, what happened to you?" Malika asked in a concerned tone. "This injury is quite concerning."


"Some nasty kids mocked him, called him a kitty and attacked him!" Earl shouted. "I don't know what's gotten into everyone lately!


"Tsk, and didn't you think for a second, maybe you should have reported them to the Iudex before it escalated to this point?" Baron asked, twirling their hair. "Sometimes, I don't know whether you are scatterbrained, or just too deeply lost in love."


"Baron, are you kidding me right now?!" Earl responded in an irritated tone. "The entire city is like this! I'd have to report hundreds, if not thousands of people! I can't do that!"


Baron rolling their eyes and saying they suppose they were the irrational one, the early adult dashed towards the stairs. He could not stay here. He had to head back towards the Aquabus Information Station right here, right now. Dashing back towards the stairs he could feel his head begin to pound like a jackhammer.


Returning towards the fountain, the early adult undid the buttons upon his uniform. His jacket was soaked, there was no way he could wear such a thing in the Palais Mermonia. Heading off towards the Aquabus Information Station, the soldier prepared himself for possible violence, round four.


Area devoid of people, a wave of relief washed over him. As the chimera took the glass lift upward, the soldier took a deep breath. What was with everyone lately? That storm cloud, something had to be done about them. But, he knew that wasn't possible. There was nothing that could be done. It would have to clear on its own.


Reaching the fourth floor after about a minute, the hyena could feel his head pound further. But, the hyena attempted to shake such off. He did not have time for this ache. He had work to do. Opening the doors, the chimera swore he could hear a conversation about criminal duels right off the bat. Attempting to move on, he had been spotted, in an instant.


"Monsieur Siorc, if you are here to write another report," the Iudex said in an important tone. "We have moved them upstairs onto the second floor."


"Here is the key to the offices on the second floor," the champion duelist said, slapping the metallic unlocker into the palm of his hands. "Freshly confiscated."


Reaching the second floor, the soldier stared down at the golden key. Freshly confiscated? Why even bother to mention such a thing? Door unlocked, a heavy wave of fatigue flowed through him. Rubbing his eyes, the soldier scratched his head. Huh, why was he feeling tired all of a sudden?


Placing himself in front of the typewriter, a note had been left beside the device. Informed he would need to write about the current status of the symphony as well, the chimera let out a groan. Why had it come to this? Ten pages again. He was being put through the wringer, and then some.


Slapping his cheeks, the soldier placed his hands upon the keys. Perhaps, just maybe, he should write about the undersea fawns first. Those had been his original orders, had they not? He had to do it in the correct order, no mater what. Typing up a storm, the chimera could feel himself begin to drift.


Head dropping as he had begun writing, the early adult snapped himself out of it. What was going on, where had this sudden fatigue come from? He needed to hang on. Now was hardly the time to fall asleep. Typing away with all his might, he could feel the demon ready to eat him up and threw him back into the sleep world.


First page finished after an hour of typing, the chimera's head dropped upon the desk. Nine pages to go. Could he even make it to that point? He did not know anymore. He supposed he probably would not. But, hew knew he absolutely had no choice in the matter. He had to do five pages each, no matter what. Sheet in his hands, the early adult looked over the first page, for the time being.


"Some time ago, I had been made aware of a legend in Fontaine that pertained to the underwater sea gazelles that would reportedly eat people who dared step into their territory. While this information had been provided by a rather unsavory bird woman I do not wish to associate with, I did not have any reason to not believe her.


Much later, I had been tasked with checking out this supposed legendary sea gazelles. I had gone into this mission hardly expecting anything. Fontaine's legends often seemed to be a group of allocated with such distinction. I hardly thought much of it. The word did not hold any weight to me at the time.


But, I had soon learned they were very much indeed the legend of the Weeping Willow of the Lake. I am not sure when or how this came to be, but these two seem unaware they were even considered legends in the first place. I am unable to ascertain if this legend was simply fabricated and they were told to play along, or of it it is true, and only a few people truly know about it.


My confusion on this subject does not end here. At first, I did not understand their situation. How could there be gazelles that lived underwater? Ever single thing about this situation had not been adding up. But, I suppose it does not need to. Not everything has a clear cut answer.


After some time had passed, I returned to the lake underneath the Weeping Willow Tree. I had learned a lot of terrifying, yet unavoidable facts about the fawns beneath the seabed. A dangerous entity had been responsible for turning their lungs into gills. The current abyss leaders at the time had wanted them out of the picture.


For whatever reason, the fawns seem to have a hypersomnia problem. Or something like that. It would seem they are asleep most, if not all the time unless something drastic were to wake them up from their slumber. From what I can tell, they prefer to be asleep at all times. This ideation is rather unrelenting.


But, somehow, these two hold the key to everything in the false starting of the prophecy. Residing within the fawn's bodies is primordial seawater. This liquid is very dangerous to those who are from Fontaine. Those who come into contact with it are dissolved.


I am completely unaware how or when these two were implanted with such dangerous waters, but during the false prophecy incident, it had become clear to me at this point that the abyss leader gazelles will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. This includes changing the way certain bodies work. They are dangerous, plain and simple.


It is rather difficult to say where the undersea fawns are now. Are they awake, are they sleeping? I do not know, nor have I for awhile now. But, there will be many ample opportunities in the future to get more information regarding them, if necessary. At this point in time, however, a moment to do so has not arisen."


Taking a long, deep breath, the soldier heaved a sigh. Hadn't he written enough already? Why did he still have four more pages to write? But, the chimera stopped complaining. He needed to get to work, or Her Majesty would kill him. Pushing through the second, third, fourth and fifth pages, his head dropped down upon the desk. Five more to go. Could his head stop pounding, please?


Lifting his head upwards from the table, the hyena had begun writing the second part of his notes. First page soon completed after about an hour of blocked thoughts, the early adult let out a tired sigh. Why was he even bothering with any of this at this point? He had nothing new to report. Nothing had been discovered, and he had not yet succeeded in completing the symphony. Couldn't this part of his notes be removed? It was so unnecessary.


Cruising through the second and third page, the soldier looked it over, for a moment. Written words indicating he had suspected the white cat with heterochrome, Osse was the entire key to the symphony, the soldier could hardly believe he wrote that. That was nothing more than speculation, not fact. She should not have included it.


Fourth page soon written, the chimera could feel the words upon the page blend together. Had he taken off his glasses by accident, or something? But, the soldier shook his head. He did not do that. Snapping himself out of it, the early adult prepared himself. One last page, just one last page, and he was done.


Fifth and final page detailing the dragon chimera being the biggest obstacle in completing this mission, the chimera gulped. Maybe he should not have mentioned that last part. Her Majesty, would she order he attempt to take her life? He would not be doing that, under any circumstance.


Banging the papers together, the early adult could feel a slight pang of dizziness. But, the soldier ignored such. No time to worry about such things. He had to get out of here. Leaving the room, he descended back towards the lower floor. Removing himself from Palais Mermonia, the ginger fatui awaited him. Sheets handed over to him, he gulped. If he were even one page too short, he was in trouble.


"Keep up the good work, soldier," the ginger fatui said. "Now, off you go to Petrichor. Head there quickly, or else."


Or else said once again, the soldier dashed off towards the glass lift once more. Not this again, why did she have to threaten him like that? He would get there in an hour. It's not like he could teleport there. Negotiations were dead in the water. He had no choice but to boat there.


Marcotte Station reached after about half an hour, the soldier zoned out as he headed off towards the south. He did not know why, but he could not think straight, nor focus. But, the early adult attempted to force himself to do so. Eyes on the prize; eyes on the goal.


Upon reaching Petrichor after about an hour of rowing, an immediate warzone engulfed the area. Multiple citizens attempting to take each other's lives, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Was it just his imagination, or had the anger been the worst in this desolate town? That was it, for sure. Brushing such off, he headed off towards the water hole, but shouts soon followed.


"Black fish steak, bro, duck!" Lonan shouted. "The citizens got pistols! They're locked and loaded!"


Ducking for cover, the sound of horrific bullets road the air. Hearing such, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Couldn't people stop this madness? How far would this go before the lines were drawn? Gunfight continuing to take the stage, the party of two ran towards him as the early adult attempted to head off towards the water hole.


"Um, wait, hold on, Siorc," Rabiu said, taking a breath. "Are you injured? Uh, maybe you shouldn't, um head to the faded castle."


Hearing such, the hyena signed he did not have time for this. Rabiu attempting to protest such, the hyena put on his diving equipment. Nope. So what if he was injured? He had a symphony to restore. It hardly mattered right now. Mind and suit synched to one another, he took the leap downward.


But, immediately upon jumping downward, the hyena could feel a heavy sense of foreboding doom. Was it just him, or had something been missing? Had Osse left again? Head spinning, the early adult shook his head. Perhaps not. He was jumping to conclusions, for sure.


Pure white cat upon their perch, a foreboding sense of doom loomed over the soldier. Something wasn't right here, but he did not know what. But, he supposed he would soon find out. Feline turning towards him, the early adult brought his attention over to them. But, what he was about to learn changed everything.


"You're back, hyena child?" Osse asked. "You have come in a time of crisis. The instruments for the symphony have broken. You need to find the broken pieces and put it back together."


Hearing such, the soldier let out a sigh. The instruments were broken? Great, yet another thing for him to deal with. Why couldn't symphony be easier to complete? There were obstacles everywhere. This piece was never going be restored, was it? He should give up on this already.


But, the hyena shook his head. That was quitter thoughts. What was he doing, giving up before anything could begin? No way. He had to find the scattered instrument pieces. Surely, after that, it would solve everything. Absolutely all there was to remain unseen. No more scores, no more books, no more Rashmi's dirty looks.


Cracking his knuckles, the soldier had begun the instrument hunt. But, as he had begun to do so, his head spun circles. Feeling such, the early adult once again attempted to shake such off. There was no time to be in a state of a stupor. Snap out of it. He had to find the broken pieces right here, right now.


Head continuing to spin, the early adult dropped down to his knees, for a moment. But, the young soldier returned himself to his feet. What was he doing, still allowing the weakness before him to control everything? He could not allow that. He had to be strong, and find the fragments.


Cruising through multiple rooms, but not the ones he was not allowed to enter, nothing of importance had been discovered. Nothing of note, the chimera stared off towards the ground What exactly had he been looking for exactly? It was a mystery that was beyond him, for sure.


Still finding absolutely nothing the further in he went within the area he went, the early adult blinked. Maybe he had simply misheard Osse. Right, maybe that was it. He misheard them. That had to have been it, there was nothing else it could have been. A slip of the cat tongue.


Shaking his head, the early adult kept the search high and dry. If he were a remnant of an instruction that had been broken into pieces, where in the world would he hide it? But, such question hardly worked in his favor. Nothing especially noticeable, the question rolled themselves in the dirt.


What kind of instrument broke, exactly? Osse had been too vague about it. How was he supposed to know what this instrument was, or could have been? Was this some sort of prank. He didn't know anymore. If this was a mischievous feline on his hands, he was through with helping anyone down here.


Looping back around multiple times, he could feel his body begin to sway. Dizziness swallowing him whole and chewing him up, the soldier fell backwards. The room, why was it spinning so much? Everything was turning, moving, circling. Feeling something oddly soft catch him, the bewilderment continued. Why did it feel like there were vines wrapped around him? Something was off about this.


"Rashmi!" one of voices called out. "Who's this guy?"


"We thought no one but us was allowed down here!" one of the other voices called out. "What gives?!"


Put back onto his feet, the early adult studied the the owners of the voices. Standing off towards the left had been a short person with bright green vines for hands and feet. Feminine looking individual having short, bright red hair that barely went below their ears, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could their hair have been some sort of flower? Maybe it was. Pitch black eyes, ebony flower in their hair, pure white ceremonial robes, and dark skin, the hyena blinked. Was this person the one covered up by that cloth in the room with that odd lamp the other day?


Standing off towards the right had been another short plant person. Feminine appearing person adorning vines in all the same areas, the hyena could not help but feel confused. There was no sunlight here. How were these two able to function? But, he supposed it was more than possible to able to do so if artificial light existed. Long red hair pulled into a very loose ponyail ready to fall out, pure white ceremonial robe, and dark skin, the hyena put two and two together. These two were likely siblings. Cousins? He did not know. He had heard chimeras were more blood related to one another than humans were.


Hearing the plant siblings call her name, Rashmi flew onto the scene. Seeing the annoying fatuus back at it again, she rolled her eyes. Why was he here again trying to restore that stupid symphony? But why bother wasting her breath on that? I was a waste of air. It was most certainly better to ignore this person.


"Noce, Cedre, ignore him," Rashmi said, annoyed. "One, the Fatuus is trying to restore the symphony." She rolled her eyes. "Two, he's nothing to concern yourselves over." But, the two soon exchanged confused glances at one another.


"Wow, same as I ever, I see!" Noce said in a sarcastic tone. "Just wondering, do you dislike everyone?"


"Ignore him?" Cèdre asked. "If only it were that easy, and I would have ignored you instead!"


"Did one ask thon for thon's opinion?" Rashmi said to Noce. "One did not." But, another voice soon interrupted.


"Rashmi, there's trouble afoot!" Malati exclaimed.


Rashmi and Malati soon leaving, the soldier scratched his cheek. What was that all about? He couldn't help but feel this had been timed almost perfectly to get rid of her. Maybe it was, he did not know. But, he supposed he was grateful to the shorter dragon for getting rid of the biggest obstacle upon the battlefield. But, a new obstacle would take its place.


"You, over there, Fatui!" Noce shouted, pointing. "Don't you dare get in our way! Got it?"


"What thon said," Cèdre shouted. "Don't disturb us! Okay, bye!"


Plant people vanishing, the hyena tilted his head. Where were these two heading? The soldier did not know. It was not his business. He should make something that was not his business into it. Shrugging the soldier had continued to look for the proclaimed broken pieces.


Such, however, only continued to fail. Not coming across anything for hours on end, the soldier blinked. Where had the broken pieces been. He did not know. Maybe they truly were not anywhere. Looping around for hours upon hours, he could feel his head about to split. Feeling such, the chimera held onto the side of his temples.


Shaking the aches away, the chimera kept on searching, but nothing had bene found. Spotting absolutely nothing, the soldier sighed. Was there really a broken instrument here? He was beginning to thinking this was a trap all along. Head pain only getting worse, the chimera flinched. Why does he feel like he had been pounded with a mallet and flattened to the ground?


Looping around for hours, the head spinning only worsened. What was happening? Rashmi rolling her eyes around the corner, he again scratched his head. Did't she say to ignore him? She as doing a rather poor job of doing that. Without a singular shadow of doubt, she did not get her own memo.


"Are you so incompetent you can't find the missing organ pipes?" Rashmi asked, annoyed. "Archons, they're underwater. How have you not figured out the obvious answer? You're such a fool! You know that?"


Hearing such, the soldier blinked. They were where now? Underwater? How and when did that happen? Slapping his cheeks, the early adult dropped down the small water hole. Finding a steel pipe, the chimera returned to the drylands. But, as he had done so, he could feel his cranium about to split into two.


Wave of pain intensifying triple fold, the world around the soldier had become dark, silent, numb. Falling backwards upon the pavement, he could feel himself ready to join the world of unconsciousness at any given moment. Closing his eyes, Rashmi's words rung in his fading mind as the land of darkness dragged them down with him.


He's incompetent indeed.


***


"I can't do this anymore. No, I really can't.


Ah, I am such a loser.
Maybe I really should just quit while I'm ahead,


After all, I'm just a loser. A


Loser who can't find pieces
Of an instrument. A loser who got beaten to a pulp in the
Streets of Fontaine. A loser who can't
Even tell someone to stop hurting me. I
Really am just that,


A loser. An utterly incompetent loser.
No matter what I
Do, I'm just going to lose.


I can't do anything. Rashmi is right about me. I'm
Nothing more than a fool, incompetent.
Can't say I am surprised,
Or anything. I'm just a pawn, after all.
Maybe I have always been weak, and beyond useless.
Perhaps, I always have been.
Even if people claim I am not,
That isn't the case. I am a loser. I am incompetent.
Every time I fail, I'm reminded of how I useless I really am. I'm weak, I'm a joke, I'm useless.
Never have I ever be useful to anyone. Never have ever been
Truly of use to anybody. I'm incompetent; a loser. A useless piece of space."


Coming to the next morning, the face of the koala and badger chimeras appeared within his tired field of vision. Seeing them, the soldier couldn't help but feel an extremely heavy wave of bewilderment. What was he doing here like this? But, his questions all left him as his head had begun to pound worse than it had yesterday.


"You okay in there?" Satíne asked. "You kinda fainted and stuff!"


Head still pounding, the early adult blinked. Why waste his time telling the truth about this? He had a job to do, and he could not waste a singular second more on weakness. Giving a nod, the truth had been stretched to oblivion. Everything was alright. Nothing was wrong here.


"Right, well, if you're okay, Noce and Cèdre have a favor they needed to ask of you," Iomra asked. But, he soon shouted. "Sheesh, you two! I've told you so many times! Don't go overboard with your vines!"


"Iomra! You know they can't control it!" Satíne scolded.


"Sure they can't," Iomra retorted. "Whatever. He's all yours. Nighty night!"


"Hey, you. We've heard you've been to lottsa places," Noce said, pointing. "Well, we'll fix that instrument for you, but if and only if you do something for us, got it?"


Hearing such, the soldier scratched the side of his head. What was this, trade offer: gets the thing they ask for, he receives, a fixed instrument? How was this something that was equal? It most certainly wasn't? Should he even accept this? His head was spinning as he thought about such.


"Go get us some Red Beryl Conches at the bottom of that Weeping Willow Lake and turn them into a crown for us!" Cèdre demanded. "Got that, fatuus?"


Hearing such, the world spinned and turned. He had to go and do what now? Find what? Red Beryl Conches? Did those even exist? There was not way they could have. Was this some sort of strategy to get rid of him? It probably had been. He couldn't help but feel it was. It was absolutely, without a doubt, a tactic of removal. He could see it coming from kilometers away.


"Hello?!" Noce shouted. "You braindead in there?"


"Noce, what the heck!" Cèdre said to Noce. They then turned towards the fatuus. "I'm terribly sorry about that. Thon didn't mean that! But, could you please go get the red conches for us? Thanks. Mwah."


Kissy noise at the end, the early adult could hardly believe what he was hearing. This was definitely a ploy to get rid of him. He sees how it is. He gets it entirely. He could feel rage boil an egg inside him. Sure, he'll go get them their nonexistent conches, alright! Just they wait. Did they want him to bake them a cake made entirely out of sand, too? But, the young soldier shrugged. He supposes he'll do it. Why not? It's not like he had anything better to do.


But, upon returning to the surface, something had been terribly wrong. Seeing a multitude of dogs upon the surface, the chimera had begun to wobble as he headed off towards the boat. When did those canines get here? He did not know. Perhaps, just maybe, Rabiu hired them. That had to have been a possibility at hand.


Continuing to wobble towards the wooden vessel in the corner, the hyena's vision had begun to blur. Shaking his head rapidly, he could feel himself begin to topple over. Realizing such, bewilderment ate the soldier up. Huh? Why couldn't he remain steady on his feet? Something was wrong. Hunching over in the vessel, he could hear familiar footsteps come towards him.


"Siorc, um, you're unsteady on your feet," Rabiu said, panting. "Uh, um, I really don't think you should--" But, he had been met with immediate defiance. Boat speeding off towards the northern lakes, his jackal ears drop. "--Rowing a boat right now." He then let out a sigh. "He's not listening. Why is he always so stubborn?" He then let out a loud shout. "Lonan!"


"What's up, Rab?" Lonan asked. "Black Fish Steak Bro being stubborn again?"


"Um, yes," Rabiu responded, nodded. "Be on high alert."


"Way ahead of you," Lonan responded, nodding.


As the soldier boated off towards the foggy forest, the hyena did not know why, but he could feel an intense wave of dizziness. But, the soldier attempted to shake it off to the best of his ability. No, he could not let this take him out now. He had to reach the Weeping Willow of the Lake in one piece.


Such, however, had been immediately put to the test. Hearing a loud woof, the hyena turned his spinning head off towards the noise. Dogs coming at him, and fast, the early adult let out a scream. What was going on here? Why were the canines coming after him? What did he do to deserve this?


Rowing faster, the canines only continued to get closer. Paddling their feet at lightning speed, the dog's chompers took a nibble out of the wooden hull. Seeing such, doom loomed over him. If this boat were to go down, he would sink to the bottom of the ocean immediately.


Taping the front, the hyena let out a weak huff. A sinking crisis had been averted. But, a certain enemy up above had soon struck back. Crackle of thunder taking the stage, the soldier had begun stroking faster. The storm was back? He needed to get out of here quickly. One lightning strike, and he was burned toast.


Canines letting out an enraged woof, the soldier could feel his heart sink. This never ending storm of anger, was it affecting the dogs, too? How cruel. The world of weather was a relentless, unforgiving force of nature. He needed to find a solution to put an end to this right away.


Weeping Willow of the Lake swiftly approaching, the soldier could not help but wonder. What was with all the animals and people, as of late? All this unusual violence, and rage. These storm clouds had to be dissipated. Surely, whenever that were to happen, everything would be alright.


Dogs surrendering themselves and returning back towards the way they came, the lake had soon been upon him. Parking the broken boat, the hyena readied to put on his diving equipment. Although, the soldier could feel himself falling backwards as he prepared to do so.


Catching himself before he could reach the ground, the hyena snapped himself out of him. What in the world is wrong with him? Why was his head throbbing so much? But, he knew he needed to ignore. He was running out of time. He needed to get the Red Beryl Conches now.


Diving equipment soon upon him, the early adult's diving soon dropped him downward. But immediately upon reaching the bottom, a sight he did not think he'd see graced his field of vision. Underwater sea gazelles awake, the young soldier tilted his head. Had something happened? But, a sharp pulse in his head prevented him from thinking about such any further.


"Why are you here?" Damla asked. "There's nothing going on. Don't check up on us, alright? We want to be asleep forever."


"You already solved that crisis consuming the surface world, didn't you?" Firat asked. "What do you want?" As se said such, se swiped ser sharp black claws the hyena's way. "If this is for some nonsense 'cure' to 'fix us' and 'bring back our lungs' or something, no deal. That dumb and annoying doctor boy already tried that." Se let out another sigh. Annoying, annoying, so annoying. "Medicine may have been able to get rid of that dangerous apocalyptic water inside us, but, it's not going to be able to fix an irreversible issue like that."


Firat yammering on, the hyena had been lost after the fawn said no deal. Why would he come all the way here for something like that? He didn't know a thing about curing anyone anyway. What an absolutely ludicrous assumption on ser part. But, he couldn't help but wonder. Had Rabiu tried to cure such a thing? That didn't sound like it was possible.


Undersea gazelles giving him aggravated looks, the hyena let out a sigh. He annoyed them just by being here, didn't he? Shaking his head and bowing an apology, the early adult quietly inquired about the red Beryl Conches. But, the two looked at him as if he grew a second head.


"What conches?" Damla asked. "What are you talking about?" Co shook cos head. "I don't know. I'm almost always sleeping, in case you didn't know. So, I hardly know anything about this lake."


"Do you have a screw loose?" Firat asked, tone annoyed. "Even I know Beryl Conches are blue. Look, I don't know who tricked you into coming here, and all that, but there's no such thing." But, she knew se shouldn't be so dismissive. "I don't know. Try deeper down towards the bottom of the lake. Maybe, if you look, there could be some there. I doubt it, though."


Unclear answer coming his way, the early adult had his diving suit thrust him downward, but the soldier's head pounded up a mean one the further down he were to go. Thoughts dying within, the hyena forced himself to press onward. This was nothing, just the water pressure. That had to have been it, surely.


Reaching the bottom of the lake after quite a long struggle, peculiar looking red shells stuck to the walls of the seabed. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. The Red Beryl Conches were real after all? Why was the first time he was seeing them? But, something had caught his attention about them almost immediately.


Shells pulsating, a wave of fear hugged the soldier from behind. Why were they doing that? Something wasn't right. Such, however, had only been the beginning of the issues. Hearing a crackle of thunder once more, the hyena flinched. Thunder underwater? What in Focalor's name was going on? His temple throbbed as he thought such. Why is he bringing the Hydro Archon into this? Bad move.


Conches glowing a bright light, the familiar shadow person had come onto the scene. Creature laughing at him, the hyena grit his teeth. This fiend, why was it making fun of him? Circling around him, his eyes were soon jelly. The world was an elliptical, coming full circle.


Figure soon gone, the early adult attempted to scoop up the conches into his blubbery suit. Such action, however, had been cancelled in almost an instant. Blinding light soon engulfing him, the hyena let out a pained scream. What in the world was that, a laser beam? Falling backwards, clawed hands soon caught him into a trap.


"Gods, what's wrong with you? Why are you acting so weird?" Firat asked, annoyed. But se soon gazed at the man's head. "Hold on, are you injured?" Se clicked ser tongue as they inquired such. "Tsk. Do you have a brain up there? You're lucky we can't sleep right now, otherwise I'm pretty sure that monster would have eaten you."


"What monster?" Damla asked. "I don't see anything." Co let out a sigh as co said such, Firat returning one in tandem.


"Know what, I guess we do still owe you for saving us from our dangerous ancestors," Firat said, sighing. "What do you need us to do for you?"


Inquiry pushed his way, the early adult placed his gloved hands in front of him. Folding his fingers into a triangular shape, he placed his hands upon his head. Mouthing the word princess, he blinked. Had his wordless language gotten through? He did not believe so.


"A crown?" Firat asked. "Fine, one second, alright?" As se said such, the conches had soon been arranged into a pointy, triangular shape. "Done. Now, let us sleep forever, okay?"


Nodding the early adult returned to the surface. Feeling an intense wave of nausea upon doing so, the soldier bent over. But, the world soon closed in on him from behind. Hearing a loud bark from behind, a hard object had come flying like a fastball. Rocky ball of doom hitting a home run upon his backside, everything went black.


The dog struck back.


***


"Well, that dog just swam off towards the Willow Tree, did it?
Huh. Dunno why, but they seem to have a personal beef with Black Fish Steak bro.
Yes, that seems to be what's the happs.


I think it's about time we go chasing after that pupper.
So, I tell Rab, 'I think it's


Bout time we go chasin' him now. Rab, do you have that jet windglider?' He
Looks at me, nodding. 'Um, yeah, uh, I do.'
And, so, off we go. Huh, pupper's got a rock in their mouth.
Can't say I like where this is going.
Knowing this pupper, it's 'bout to do some dangerous game of


Fetch with that.
It's throwing it.
Shoot, I have to fly faster! And
Ho boy, it, welp, it just


Shot the thing straight into
The back of Black Fish Steak Bro's head! Hmm, that annoying dude who's obsessed with him
Earl's here, too. What's up with that?
Anyway, whatever. Not gonna be too
Kindly about this, I think he's following him around gotta say something.


'Bro, quite frankly, your obsession with Black Fish Streak Bro isn't cute. Get another hobby.'
Right, there it is, I said it. I try to never, ever lose my cool.
Oh, but I couldn't keep it in this time.


I ain't owe him any kindness. But, he
Said. 'What are you talking about? I came here to find some red beryl conches for my sister's next outfits!' Yeah, that just


Sounds like a lie, bro. There's no such thing as red beryl conches. Caught him red handed.
'Okay, bro, listen, you know full well. There's no


Such things as red beryl conches. Fess up, you're following him, aren't you?'
To be honest, I shouldn't have accused him so readily, but he's so
Utterly annoying, I had to
Break that ice, you know? I don't vibe with clearly problematic
Behavior. You know? Sometimes I did see him following him, so
Of course I'm going to call that out if I see it.
Red Beryl Conches, yeah right. Sure, buddy.
No chance in Celestia of that being true. But,


It seems he's going to keep up with the lies, this-





Don't. Don't finish that sentence. It ain't cool.
Uh, anyway. That's when this weird penguin says:
'No! If you're talking about Siorc, I wouldn't do that! You have to believe me, I'd
Never! I really was sent here to find Red Beryl Conches! And, if I'm so
Obsessed with him like you claim, then you two look just as guilty


Right now being out here also!'
Eh, leave it to an obsessed lover boy to
Accuse other people of being obsessed lover boys.
Look, penguin, I'm trying to keep my cool here, but that's starting to become impossible. So, I
Let him have it. 'Listen, Earl,
You're annoying. We came here 'cause we know something happened to him. Alright?


He froze for a moment. Maybe that was harsh of me, but it's true
Earl messes with my vibe.


I never really paid him any mind. But, ever since black fish steak bro
Started coming to Fontaine, he's gotten on my last nerve,


And I refuse to peacefully coexist with him.


Maybe I would if he were less annoying about love. But, that's when he says something useful, somehow.
'You know, about that!
Something did happen to him! And you're yelling at me for
This!' Ugh, annoying bird boy get one with it. 'I'm listening.'
Earl then explained, annoyingly, might I add: 'Some rage induced teens
Rammed his head straight into a fountain until I came along and pulled them off of him! My fut--, I mean Siorc wouldn't let them abuse kittens, and they got violent over it! Wait, hold on. What happened.
'You're not just making up a story about saving him, are you?' I asked.


That's when Rab chimed in. 'Um, I don't think so. Something's wrong with him.'
Of course, I believe Rab over Earl any day. 'Uh, anyway, we have to get him home. I suspect he has a concussion.' Hearing that, we take the boat back, and I feel a little regret.


Maybe we should have stopped Black Fish Steak Bro from leaving Petrichor. I dunno much 'bout head injuries, but I know they can kill.
Earl may be annoying and all that, but I guess I owe him for telling us that. Back home it is."


Finding himself in a bed, the hyena let out a groan. Where in the world was he this time? Wherever he had been taken to, he needed to get out of here. He had a symphony to restore. He couldn't lay here in a bed, lying like a vegetable. That would not do. He needed to get out of here right away. Attempting to leave the bed, he had soon found his palms tied together with string. Rabiu coming by, he soon shook his head, lip quivering.


"Why are you so stubborn?" Rabiu asked lip quivering. "Earl told us everything. That you were ambushed by a group of teens by the fountain when trying to save some kittens." He paused, for a moment. "It's quite likely you have a concussion, please don't move."


"Black fish steak bro, why are you so stubborn?" Lonan asked, sighing. "I know, you don't like being cooped up in bed, but you have to listen. Head injuries are serious business."


Hearing such, the early adult rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. He likely had a what now? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Likely did not mean without a shadow of a doubt certainty. He didn't have time for this. He needed to get out of here, right now. He had conches to deliver, and a symphony to complete.


"I don't have time for this!" Siorc accidentally blurted out. "I have work to do! Please, untie me! Her Majesty will kill me if she finds me here!"


"Um, I don't know who this 'Majesty' of yours is, but, whoever she is, we can't send you back to the faded castle right now," Rabiu said in a stern tone. "Do you not understand? It is very likely you have a concussion. You need to rest."


"I have to restore the symphony!" Siorc again blurted out. "I can't stay here like this!" But, such point had been immediately shut down.


"I'll try to heal you, okay?" Rabiu asked, lip quivering. "I promise, by tonight. So, please get some rest until then and don't move."


Closing his eyes, the soldier let out a groan. He wasn't going to win this battle, was he? Waving the white flag, the soldier drifted off into sleep. But, upon doing so, the soldier drifted back into the dream world. Before him, had been a field of hibiscus. Seeing such flowers, the chimera couldn't help but feel confused. How strange, what are these doing here? He had never seen such flowers before in the mortal, waking world.


But, paradise had been immediately lost. Black shadow figure coming out of nowhere, laughing, the creature enticed him to play a game of chase. Hearing such, the early adult obliged. Really, a game of chase now? What in the world was this creature? Running across the dreamscape with all his might, he let out a deep huff.


Creature only getting faster as the dream seconds raged onward, the hyena attempted with all his might to catch up. Such, however, had been immediately impossible. Spike traps cutting him loose, the early adult had become one with the ground. Darkness swallowing him whole, nothingness soon awaited him.


Waking up many hours later, the early adult rubbed his eyes. What was that all about? But the subconscious world soon left him behind. Rabiu by his bedside with a concerned look on his face, the chimera sighed. He was going to be told to say here for another day, wasn't he? He did not have time for this. He needed to get out of here.


"Um, are you alright? You were breathing pretty heavy in your sleep," Rabiu asked in a concerned tone. "And, uh, don't try to lie. You're not very good at that, no offense."


Hearing such, the hyena shrugged. Was he alright? He did not know. It was best to not answer such a question he simply had no way to answer. Wrists unbound from their prison, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. Sweet, beautiful freedom. But a palm had been placed in front of him.


"Um, I know you're eager to go straight back to work, but uh, can I please explain first?" Rabiu asked. "I had to heal you using the mage powers passed down back when I was still in Natlan, and it wasn't an easy feat." He shook his head as he said such. "Um, you should be fine now, but don't overdo it." He then proceeded to lift the stubborn soldier from the bed. "Also, um, proceed with caution. There's rabid dogs everywhere. Lonan seems to think they're invincible."


Hearing such, the hyena let out a sigh. The dogs were invincible? That was ridiculous. He's not falling for that one. But, upon stepping outside, such had really been the case. Reaching the Faded Castle, however, the dog problem had soon come full circle. Canines everywhere in the underground castle, as well, it was over. All ruffed up, and nowhere to go. But, the plant people soon struck once more with their commands.


"Gimme," Noce demanded. "Crown. Gimme."


"Yeah, bucko," Cèdre demanded. "Hand them over." But, another interruption soon arrived.


"Hello, do the plants not see what's going on around here?" Rashmi asked, irritated. "There's rabid dogs down here from the surface."


"Okay, so?" Noce asked. "And the problem here with that is?"


"We're poisonous plants, remember?" Cèdre asked. "Watch this." As they said such, their vines knocked the living daylights out of the raging canines. "See? All done." But, the chaos continued.


"Code dog, code dog!" Iomra shouted.


"There's dogs in trouble!" Satíne shouted.


"One, no, there isn't," Rashmi said in an annoyed tone. "Two, they're rabid dogs. We are the ones in trouble." She rolled her eyes towards the ceiling. "Three, badger, you're annoying."


"Geez louise! Did you have to add that last part in?" Satíne asked in an exclamatory tone. "Noce, I'm begging you, next time, let us deal with dogs. We're ex-dog savers!"


"Dogs? What are you all talking about?" Noce asked. "These aren't dogs. They're creatures from the storm."


"Uwaaah! Don't say that!" Iomra shouted, quivering. "It's scary!" But, one last voice added herself to mix.


"Creatures from the storm?" Malati asked, voice shaking. "Why ya'll gotta go an' say all that? You're giving me the heebee-jeebies!"


"Not my problem!" Noce shouted. She then turned towards conch man. "You. Conches now, and I'll repair the instrument."


Crowns handed over, the repairs were ready to jumpstart. Although, such repairs were short lived. Shadow creature coming out of the waterworks, everyone had joined forces in a matter of moments. Strange creature taken out of the picture after about one-hundred attacks combined, the thing from beyond yielded, for the time being.


Shadow creature gone, the plant duo had begun instructing the soldier on instrument repairs. Everything soon in the right place, the portal glowed. Rashmi allowing him a few minutes entry, the early adult sighed. She was being an obstacle again, was she? How annoying.


Leaping through the portal, a gigantic abandoned seabed awaited the soldier. Seeing multiple sea critters he had never seen before across the way, and another castle off in the distance, the soldier could not help but wonder. Was that Remuria up ahead? He should investigate.


But, the soldier could not help but feel an overwhelming wave of darkness lingering throughout the Sea of Bygone Eras. Rashmi demanding he get out, the soldier let out a sigh as he returned to the castle. He supposed he had no choice but to return. Dragon lady shaking her head, profound garbage released from her lips.


"See? Not welcome yet, fatui," Rashmi said in a cold tone. "Leave for now."


Knowing he had no choice but to exit, the soldier returned to the surface world. Ginger Fatui waiting for him, the chimera blinked. Was it just him, or did she look angry behind her mask? But, he shook his head. No, it's just his imagination, surely. He's overthinking it.


"Go back to Snezhnaya right now, soldier!" the ginger fatui demanded. "Chop chop!"


Returning to the soundproof room through the teleport waypoint, the soldier paced around the room, for a moment. What was going on with everyone? Wave of tiredness eventually overtaking him, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform soon removed, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed. But, one final thought wrapped vines around him as the dream world took him away.


Was the storm controlling Rashmi?

 

[Palamon]

4: Silent Temple Semantics: Looping Dream

"So, let me get this straight, if I am able. So I have to head
Over to the Temple of Silence?


Now, honestly, nothing is really adding up here.
Oh, Your Majesty, I fail to understand.
Why the Temple of


Silence? I really don't understand
Her Majesty at all anymore
Even so, I know I


Will have to go here
And, I know I have
Next to no choice in
The matter, in
Such regard. I honestly don't quite get it. Your


Majesty, please try and
Explain this to me


The Temple of Silence, this so called Temple
Of Silence. I really don't


Get it. Why do you want to be affiliated with it?
Of all the places


That you want me to go, why here?
Over all, I am just confused.


This isn't making any sense
Hahaha, maybe she's discarding me.
Every once in a while, I


Think, she'll one day
Expel me from here as punishment and
Move me to the Temple of Silence. No.
Perhaps, I am exaggerating. Of course I am. It is not
Likely this is means to
Expel me and punish me


Of course, my performance lately has been
Far from optimal


So, there might be a high possibility
I am one step away from death. It's
Likely she's fed up with me,
Every day here in Snezhnaya
Now, I hear a lot of hail.
Countless days in a row.
Every single morning


And day, that's all I hear
Now when I'm here, hail
Dropping down. I


Honestly have no idea of what might be happening
Each day, I think it's more and more
Likely, Her Majesty is angry and has a
Problem with someone or something.


That's just what it might be.
However, I am far from being certain.
Eh, well, you know, at this point,
Maybe I really just need to


Double down onto putting
Exponential effort into
All and everything there is.
Listen, I don't think she's mad at me.


Why would I go and assume
It's about me?
There's another soldier
Her Majesty must be cross with.


She could be cross with Naofa.
Oh, who am I kidding? Her
Majesty probably doesn't
Even interact with it.


So, I shouldn't just to the
Opportunity to assume that it's the
Reason for rage.
There could just be something


Off in Snezhnaya.
For hail here, honestly


Is not all that common.
So, I don't know if I
Should be concerned
Ugh, though the hail is
Especially annoying, and


Aggravating to hear. It's
Literally such a painful
Reaping sound, and
I despise hearing it. Please,
Get it together weather,
How can it still be hailing?
This needs further observation.


Yes, it needs furher
Observation and I really aught to.
Uh, well, not like there will be any
Right opportunity nor


Moment to investigate.
After all, I am a busy soldier. I don't
Just get any single moment to myself.
Even though I get dismissed
Sometime in the evening,
There is no time to look around.
You know, I guess


It really


Does not matter.
Overall, there is absolutely


Nothing at all I can do.
Of course, there isn't
There is nothing I can do.


Getting answers would be nice,
Everything having been made clear,
That would be nice.


Yet, I know if I go to Her Majesty,
One second into her office and a wound shall be
Unleashed upon me. I don't


Get to force my way into an audience.
Ugh, oh well I don't
Even need an answer,
So stop thinking about it.
Stop trying to make


Sense of all of this.
Ha, honestly,
Evidentially it truly


Does not matter, and
Of course if it
Even did, I would not be able to
Solve the whole entire picture.


Nothing is truly adding up
One does not add up
To two. And, I really


Can't make sense of
Any of this
Right now, it's all gibberish.
Especially lately now that


All I have
Been doing is trying to complete this Symphony
Of Doom. And gloom.
Ultimately, I really just don't know.
Though, I guess something like


That's normal for me
Here. Well, I guess,
Even so, I don't think it


Should be something I waste my time with,
You know? Well, oh well, Your
Majesty, why the Temple of Silence?
Perhaps, I am just
Here as an accessory
Of sorts.
Now, that is believable.
Yes, I am nothing more than a pawn,


A chess piece
For that's all I ever be,
That's all I will
Ever be to Her Majesty.
Right, how could I forget


All that? I nothing more than an object. I
Let myself get too comfortable
Let myself get too comfortable.


I'm an object and I will be
Forever, so as long as I am


Stuck in this world.
Hahaha, that's how it is, huh?
Everything makes sense now,


Don't you see? I am an
Object to use, it's always this way
Every single day moment of every
Single day. And,


Nothing can convince me
Otherwise it's not
The truth. So, this Temple of


Silence trip will
Hamper this point in
Even deeper, and


Deeper until it's cement.
Of course it will
Everything is making
Sense now.


Nothing about this is a mystery,
Otherwise, I would probably
Think something different,


Something that is completely
Of the contrary.


Whether I like it or not, I'm a chess piece.
How long have I been one?
Ah, eight years almost now.
That long, and soon it'll go from
Eight to nine, then ten. I will
Very much be stuck here forever and
Ever. Aha, right, right,
Right, why would


I ever dare to think I


Get to leave?
Ultimately, I will be killed if I try.
Everyone knows, insubordination equals death.
So, I mustn't leave yet.
She's watching, she's listening.


Hahaha, of course she is
Every second of every day.
Removing this thoughts?
Evidentially impossible. It is


Impossible. I know that
She's watching me.


There is no chance
Of her not watching me


And, since she is,
No mistakes, none not even
One. I can't disappoint
The Cryo Archon anymore.
Her Majesty will kill me
Everyone will be summoned to my execution.
Right, so do my best.


Remove the issues
And work as expected.
No slip ups, no
Disappointment, nothing
Or I am completely done for.
My life in an instant,


Will be gone, done
Over forever, so
Remove any disappointment. I
Know I have been
Doing subpar work lately
And all, be it's time to try harder,
Yes, try harder. That's the key to successful living."


Dreaming had still been a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The pattern was a circle, looping and repeating over and over again like it was a closed loop. The elliptical was crooked, reversing and going back to zero with every chance it were able to get. The night before him was no different as well.


Before him had been a field of tulips. They were bright and pink with a closed bud. Seeing such flowers, the chimera could not help but feel confused. Where in the dream world was he? He had never seen these flowers in the mortal, waking world aside from his former neighbors garden.


But, the soldier could hear an unusual sound off in the distance. Hearing a ticking sound in the distance, the chimera flinched. What in the world was that noise? Ticking noise looping on repeat, the early adult turned his dream head towards the left and right. Where in the world was that coming from?


Hearing a loud triple ding, the chimera turned his dream head once more. But, what he had seen added an even deeper layer of confusion. Finding himself in a castle, a bright red palace, a reflective surface appeared right in front of him. Gazing downward, even further layers of bewilderment ate the hyena up like a plate of onigiri.


Finding himself in a bright white dress, a crown, and short pigtails, the chimera scratched his dream head. What in the world had been going on here? Had he been transported to another world and assumed the life of someone else? Who, or what, was he? He did not know. This was a dream, it hardly mattered who he might have been.


But, things had immediately gotten much stranger. Seeing a tall, grizzly man with long white hair and a white outfit with the chest slightly visible, the chimera could not help but wonder. Who was this man? He had never encountered him in the mortal, waking world. Or, had he? He did not know. He hadn't the foggiest. Stranger possibly from another world gazing at him with an urgent look on his face, shouts had come his way.


"Princess, we must hurry, and leave this place!" The mystery man exclaimed.


Hand soon grabbed, the word princess rung in his subconscious eardrums as the palace had soon been far behind him. Did this man just refer to him as a princess? Had he been reincarnated as a princess in another world? But, the chimera shook his head. That couldn't have possibly been it. This was a dream, nothing more. None of this was real.


Taken into a horse drawn carriage, the early adult could hardly believe his eyes. What in the world was this doing here within the land of the subconscious? He hadn't ever seen a horse in his entire life. But, he supposed it could have been possible his mind had been attempting to fill in the gaps.


Carriage moving forward, the hyena whiffed up a simulated scent off in the distance. Observing the dream world around him, his subconscious heart skipped more than six beats. What was going on here? Was something horrific about to happen? The not reality before him was a relentless foe, as usual.


Horse neighing up a storm, a wheel soon popped off from the carriage, seeing such, the soldier could feel everything begin to crack from within him. This cart was about to come before the horses. He was doomed. Any second now, and his unfeeling body would go flying.


Equestrian creature galloping once more, the early adult hugged his knees. What was going on here, where did all this sudden rage come from? Something wasn't right here. But, the early adult shrugged into the nothingness in front of him. Why try to make sense of any of this?


Whiffing up a simulated scent of fire in a matter of moments, the hyena could feel everything get smaller in a matter of moments. The flames, had they been responsible for the horse's foul mood? Nostrils flaring harder, the early adult supposed such had to have been the case. Whinnies only getting louder by the second, the early adult hung on for dear dream life.


Carriage toppling over, the early adult had soon become airborne. Flames coming front and center, the early adult could feel a heavy sense of doom flow through him. It was over, he was done for, finished, ready to be burned to a crisp at any given moment. Whinnies continuing in rapid fire, the chimera readied for surrender. It was over, nothing could be done. He was about to be set ablaze.


Flames getting closer and closer with every given moment, the early adult closed his eyes. Any second now, and he could become a sea of ashes. Gone without a trace, a pile of nothing. Heat readying to destroy it all, the hyena's dream mind went blank. Shouts getting louder, doom continued to loom over him for many dream minutes as the flames continued to eat away at him.


"Princess, try and hold on!" the grizzly man shouted.


Dropping front and center into the embers beneath him, the hyena surrendered. This was it, it was over, he was as good as ashes. Becoming one with the flames beneath his, the chimera could hang on no longer. Hang on, right, how was he supposed to do that? That was impossible. It was too late for such.


Screams only getting louder by the second, the soldier's dream life had begun to vanish before his very subconscious eyes. Feeling everything begin to fade out of existence, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield. This was the end of the road. Horses beginning to munch on him like a snack, the world around him had begun to fade to black. Darkness dragging him down into one finale embrace, one final piece of the puzzle cracked into a thousand pieces.


There was no real horses to carry him.


***


"Right, I should have known.
Everything from the beginning was always a ploy. I'm
Very much aware that the Akademiya never
Ever truly accepted me. I am truly aware that I am
Regarded as a piece of garbage. A piece of trash. They
Should have never accepted me. Never allowed me to
Enroll. I have known


That. I should have always known that.
How couldn't I have known?
Everything these days makes so little sense. They


Let me enroll, they let me go there.
Or maybe, I was nothing more than a peace
Offering, something that they would
Pretend was in the kindness of their hearts.


Right, I should have known that was the reason they let me
Enroll. I should have known that. It makes
Very little sense to me. Why allow me to
Enroll? I don't think I've ever truly fully grasped it. Perhaps, I shouldn't have ever enrolled. It
Really feels like I was just used to
Show off. 'See, we let hideous monsters in the Academiya, too.'
Everything made sense when I heard


That I was only here to keep up appearances.
Hahaha, see? That's why I left.
Everything clicked when I heard that. It all did.


Look, I thought the Akademiya had my best interests at heart!
Of course I did.
Of course I did.
Perhaps, I shouldn't have because it was all a lie that gets


Regurgitated over, and over, and over, and over again.
Everyone heard it, those
Very words, 'see, we accept monsters here, too!'
Everyone would look at me
Right at me. Like I'm
Some sort of monster.
Everyone would look at me like I'm some sort of monster.


There were no students
Here who wanted me to learn with them,
Ever. I never understood during my short time there, they


Let in -------- without any sort
Of scrutiny, so why me? Why
Only me? What's different about me? Am I
Perhaps, an exception? They keep


Regurgitating the same points over and over, and over again.
Everyone saying that same
Viscous line: 'See, we accept monsters here, too!"
Every single time, I'd hear that. I thought to myself,
Right, they accept monsters here, too.
So many time I heard that, I'd feel
Even more disillusioned by all


That. I am not seen as equal.
How come? What about me seems unintelligent? I can read, just like
Everyone else. I truly do not understand. It's


Like a loop, a never ending
One at that. But,
One day I could not take it any more.
Perhaps, it was because I saw a


Rather deeply middle aged person who still hadn't graduated.
Everything from that point on suddenly clicked.
Very quickly, I could be here forever and
Ever, grow old and never accomplish anything.
Right then and there, the illusion of learning broke that day.
Something just snapped. Or perhaps,
Everything had done so a long time back.


The illusion is dead. The illusion
Had died long ago.
Everything made sense. I'll never graduate. I'd


Likely never get
Out of here. I'll likely never get
Out of here. I'm trapped here
Perhaps forever.


Right then and there, the illusion died.
Everything died that day. I could feel something
Viscous bubble inside me.
Every instinct died. I had to
Run, I have to leave this
School, or I'd be trapped here forever and
Ever, for all eternity. Never ever graduating, was


That really what I enrolled
Here for? To rot here forever and
Ever, never accomplishing anything? I can't


Live with that! I can't live with that at all! So,
Off I ran. Back home. Back
Off to my house, but
Perhaps, this wasn't a good idea either.


Right, it was a terrible idea.
Everyone, by that I mean my brother and mother looked at me with the most
Viscous of
Eyes that day. Like I had failed them. That's
Right, like I was
Some kind of failure.
Everything cracked even further


That day. That I
Hardly belonged anywhere.
Everyone, including my own family


Looked at me like I was some kind
Of monster. Why? I wasn't
One. My brother, he wasn't quite normal, either, his feet weren't human.
Perhaps I'm just not cut out for this world.


Right, that's why the
Entire world is against me, isn't it? That's
Very much the case. Their
Eyes were locked onto me with
Razor sharpness, and they
Soon asked. 'Why are you back here?'
Everything froze right


Then and there. What could I possibly say?
How could I say I left?
Everything broke. All of it did. There was no way I could explain that I


Left. Even so, I
Opened my mouth that day, and it was a horrible mistake.
Of course it was. I should have said anything. 'I can't go back there! There were people three times my age that didn't graduate! I don't want to be like them!' And there it was that look, the look of:
Parisa the failure. Parisa, the monster. Parisa, the loser.


Right, honestly, I shouldn't have said anything at all,
Ever. That's when my brother let out a
Viscous laugh that had begun to
Echo over, and over, and over again.
Riyad, he never liked me, did he? Always calling me
Stupid. I've also been rather afraid of him.
Ever time, he'd treat me as lesser. Like I'm


This stupid piece of trash to throw out.
Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha. The day I ran away from the Akademiya was when I realized.
Everything there was to realize. I


Likely should have realized this years ago, but my mother and brother despise me.
One time, I heard something in passing, 'If you were born a son,
Our father wouldn't have left!'
Perhaps, that might have been true, but you can't blame me solely for the divorce! That's


Right, you can't, I'm not responsible for that!
Everyone treats me like I'm solely responsible for that! Like I'm some sort of devil. I
Very much do not understand. Not
Everything is my fault. I can't control I was born female.
Right, why would it be? I cannot control the way I was born.
Should it have been something I could, I'd have wished to be born human.
Everything would have been so much easier if I was.


The world would not
Have regarded me like I'm some sort of monster
Everything would have been normal. I'd


Likely have been easily accepted by my peers that way. Anyway,
On this day, both my brother and my mother went
On to say: 'You left the Akademiya because of that?
Pathetic!' Ahahahahaha,


Right, I'm pathetic. Of course I am. I ran away after seeing a middle aged person.
Everyone's laughing at me. Everyone is laughing at me. I
Very much am a pathetic
Existence, aren't I? 'Do you know how pathetic you're making the Saber family look
Right now? You're a disgrace to the
Saber family! You're making
Everyone look bad because of you!'


The fact my mother said that stings the most. Isn't a mother supposed to
Have unconditional love for the children she gave birth to?
Everyone except me, that is, I guess. I got this vision, and that's why they


Let me enroll in the first place, but early
On, I could hear the scrutiny. The gods made a mistake giving me
One! The gods should have granted my brother an addition one!
Please, tell me, where is it that I'm lacking? I


Really don't understand!
Everyone treats me like I'm some sort of
Viscous monster,
Everyone treats me like I'm some unintelligent fool!
Right, so that day, I lost my place in my home, my mother,
She said. 'Don't come back here until you've graduated, failure!'
Everything changed


That day. I no longer
Had a home to return to. Or maybe, I never
Ever, truly had somewhere to call home. That's more


Likely the case here, isn't it?
Of course that's the case. I was never, once in my life, welcome in my
Own home. Why would I have ever been? I wasn't born their son, I was born their daughter.
Perhaps, if I hadn't been, they wouldn't despise me. Perhaps that's the case. I should have known."


Upon waking up the next morning, the dream he had would not leave the hyena's partially human mind. But, the chimera attempted to snap himself out of it. He needed to snap himself out of it. Dreams were not real. He needed to get over it at all costs. Taking a long deep breath, the chimera removed himself from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform glued itself onto his partially human person, he could sense a rather unusual feeling come on through. He did not know why, but something had felt incredibly off. Something was not quite right, was it? He did not know why, but everything felt amiss.


But, the early adult shook his head. He was overthinking it, for sure. Nothing's wrong here, whatsoever. Attempting to shake off such feeling, the chimera took another deep breath. It had to have been his imagination, surely. This overwhelming feeling of doom, it had to dissipate.


The feelings of doom would not dissipate. Everything muddying, the chimera walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. The lost sea, why hadn't it accepted him? He did not quite understand. It was Nothing more than an ocean. It couldn't have possible had a mind of its own. It couldn't have possibly, under any circumstance.


Snapping himself out of it, the chimera slapped his cheeks. He needed to stop thinking about these nonsensical things. No more wasting time. Moving back towards his uniform drawers, the early adult brought himself back to reality. He had get ready for a job to do. He could not mess around, no matter what.


Transferred back to reality, the soldier clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning plain crossed shaped one, the soldier stared off towards the barricaded window. Returning to his circular movement once more, the thoughts had resurrected themselves from the grave.


The lost sea, what did he have to do to get accepted by it? The soldier did not know, but he knew he would need to figure it out, at all costs. He needed to be accepted by it. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. But, the soldier snapped himself out of it once more. What in the world was he thinking? He needed to snap out of it.


Moving back towards the drawers, the Dendro Vision had been hooked onto his uniform pants. Staring down at it, he could not help but wonder. Had his element been the reason he had not been accepted by the Lost Sea of Bygone Eras? But, the chimera shook his head. Rashmi made that up, for sure. He'll find a way to be allowed in that portal, even if it harms him.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the early adult let out a deep throated sigh. He really needed to stop getting so deeply lost in thought. Nothing good would come of it. Feeling that mysterious off feeling once again, the hyena could hear a familiar sound of doom in a matter of moments.


Hail slapping itself down upon the barricaded window, the soldier let out a groan. What was that noise? Why was it hailing once again? What in the world was this nonsense? It needed to stop already. But, the hyena knew he was preaching to the wrong choir. It had already started. The weather was a relentless force the could not be stopped.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the early adult could feel himself drift away further as the hail kept hitting the window. What a monster. Was it ever going to end? Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena could hardly keep it together.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc! What in the world is your problem this time?" the Agent called out in an irritated tone. "Whatever it might be, get over it right this instant!"


The early adult flinched. Right. He was on the nonexistent clock right now. He didn't have time to get lost in thought like this. Bowing an apology, the young soldier attempted with all his might to tune out the sound around him. He needed to stop concerning himself with the outside world. It did not matter, whatsoever.


"Keep distractions to a minimum," the Agent responded. "In any case, soldier, you will be dealing with an issue that has yet to be resolved in affiliation with the Temple of Silence."


Hearing he would be heading to the Temple of Silence, the chimera flinched. What was with this incredibly vague order he had just received? Head to the Temple of Silence? Could this be any more of a vague enigma? At least be more specific. But, he knew that was never going to happen. His orders were always quite the mystery.


The soldier stared off into space towards the barricaded window, for a moment. What was it that he was going to have to do, exactly? He did not know. The Agent had been far more vaguer than usual. Why was this allowed? Mysteries weren't fun, at all. Couldn't he have at least been slightly more specific on the issue at hand here?


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "I thought I told you to keep distractions to a minimum!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. "Did you hear a word I just said? You're heading to the Temple of Silence today in order to solve a problem in affiliation with them!" The anger in his voice grew as he said such. "Stop getting lost in thought, and get in gear!"


The soldier flinched. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. He could not waste any time like this, or Her Majesty would kill him, guaranteed. Turning back around, the early adult took one final deep breath. Stop getting distracted. There was hardly any time for such a thing.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Arm out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away like it always did.


"Good, we're going, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, the limb had been gripped into a firm grasp. "But, you must be careful, soldier. Something has gone terribly wrong in Sumeru." Warning coming his way, a heavy wave of doom loomed over the soldier as the escort towards Sumeru soon began.


What's going on in Sumeru?


Now, he's terrified.


***


"No, it's not my fault my father left us.
Of course it isn't. Why would


It be? All those years I had been told it was,


And all those years I had been
Made to believe their marriage had fallen apart because of me, I


Never truly believed that. Not even
Once, it was always just lies
That I had been fed


All those years. Why would it be my


Fault my father left us?
Ah, this is something that
I heard quite some time ago, don't take my word for it, but. It's far more
Likely for chimera marriages to end in divorce.
Ultimately, the percentage? As if I know?
Right, as if I know something like that.
Even if I did, it's not in my place to say.


And, I often dream of what could have been. If I were born
Normal, if I weren't born as a gazelle chimera.
Did my mother ever feel the same way? I have


Yet to determine such. But, I bet her mother didn't make her regret
Ever being born! My mother, she always acted like I'm
The mistake. The reason for everything falling apart.


I'm the reason her marriage died. I'm the reason everything broke.


She didn't once consider it was her own doing?
Ugh, would it have been different had I been born a man? I know she
Regrets giving birth to a daughter.
Even when I was little,


And she tried to hide it, I kind of always knew.
Maybe she should have tried to hide it better.


Then, I wouldn't feel like I have to
Regret that I was even born!
Everything would have been better off if I did not exist, right?
Ah, of course, that's how it is.
That's how it's always been.
Everything would have been better if I were a
Dancer with the Zubayr Theater, wouldn't it? Everything would have been better. I'd have been the perfect


Little girl; full of talent, full of promise.
I wouldn't be regarded as the failure! I wouldn't be regarded as a
Knowledgeless moron. I wouldn't have been regarded as the mistake that ripped a marriage apart.
Everything would be perfect, if I joined the theater.


Of course, it would have been.
No way it wouldn't have been perfect.
Everything would have been perfect if I had joined the Zubayr Theater.


Could I have received more praise if I had?
Oh, what could have been. I would
Not have been regarded as a monster.
Something to point at, something
To call stupid, unintelligent.
Ah, what it could have been, what it could have been!
Nobody would look at me with contempt again.
They worshipped a a flower god who had horns there. What could have been, what could have been. I'd be
Lauded, not regarded with scrutiny.
Yes, what could have been! What could have been!


And maybe, it would be possible if I had
Not been such a failure to the general population, a
Disappointment to everyone who looks my way.


If I were a dancer at Zubayr
Theater, I wouldn't be regarded as a failure. I wouldn't be regarded as a 'monster.'


Hahahahahah, what could have been! What could have been!
Ugh, what could have been. But,
Right, of course not,
That'll never happen. It can only happen in my dreams!
So, I'll dream, and I'll dream again, hope for what could have been! Most people in


Sumeru no longer dream. I don't know why they cannot, but I sometimes still can.
Oh, what could have been, what could have been.


Maybe, if I had been a dancer, everything would have been fine. I wouldn't be regarded as an
Utter failure. I'd have been regarded as talented, not a mistaken. Why
Can't people regard me as something that's not a disgrace?
How come I'm looked over with such disdain? It's as painful as can be."


Upon reaching an area of the desert unknown to him, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Was what laid in front of him at this particular moment real? He did not know why, but he could feel a heavy sense of doom looming over him. But, he knew that he could not get distracted any further, or the Agent would bite his ears off and gift it off to Her Majesty.


Agent informing him to not think too deeply about the heavy atmospheric pressure, he had been demanded to head inside the temple, in an instant after the conversation were to end. Told to go find the same person he spoke to last time, a peculiar bag had soon been handed off to him in a matter of moments.


Subordinate soon leaving the area at full speed, the chimera let out a sigh. He had to go negotiate with that man inside the temple again? What if he had not been in the mood to negotiate? What then? Diplomacy was beyond his level of expertise. But, he knew he did not have a choice in the matter whatsoever.


Taking a long deep breath, the soldier let himself in. But, immediately upon doing so, something within the Temple had felt rather off, from the get go. Was it just his imagination, or had the Temple of Silence felt much bigger than it normally did? But, the hyena shook his head. Absolutely ludicrous nonsense! It was just his imagination, surely.


Knowing he had no choice but to look for the short brunet man, the hyena had begun moving. Surely, finding him would not be all that difficult. The temple wasn't all that big, after all. Determination flowing through him, he swore his heart had been a pixely red object on the pathway in front of him.


Corridors getting larger, the hyena scratched his head. What in the world was going on here? He did not know why, but something had felt incredibly off. Almost as if an outside force had been controlling the entire situation. But, he knew that was nonsense and conjecture. Absolutely nothing was wrong here. Not a chance.


Attempting to move right along, the soldier swore the corridors had only begun to get longer and longer. Turning his head towards the right and left, he could feel himself be boxed into an invisible wall. What was this intense force he was feeling? He did not know, but he had to overcome it as soon as possible.


Moving right along, the pathway in front of him warped even further as he attempted to traverse it. Clicking his teeth, the hyena let out a scream for absolutely no one at all to ever hear. Had he been sent to an alternative world with warped space? Perhaps, that had been the case.


Huffing a tired breath, the early adult tucked himself inward. Rolling around the place like he was some sort of ball, the chimera groaned as the pathway in front of him had begun to get larger and more complex. Could this day get any worse? He was in for a heavy ride, guaranteed.


Staring at the hallway in front of him, hundreds of questions fired off in unison of one another. What in the world was this place? Had it been a world where anyone who wasn't welcome was sent down a frenzy of a long corridor that never ended? He needed to break free from this, before it was too late.


But, such had been a failure before it could even begin. He did not know why, but the world in front of him felt even heavier. The door to the next room, had it gotten even further away? No way, he had to have been imagining, it, surely. He just remembered this entire place wrong.


Screaming, the hyena had begun running. If he were to move faster, he would, without a shadow of doubt, reach the destination far quicker, that had to have been it, for sure. Dashing off at the fastest possible speed his human legs could carry him, not a single thing whatsoever moved.


Feeling even smaller, the soldier could not help but ponder. Had he shrunken down to the size of a toy, or something? He was starting to think that had been the case. But, he knew it was far from it. A force had been working against him. That had to have been the case. He had to find a way to find a way to defeat it, at all costs.


Turning around, the soldier moved at the pace of a snail. Or, so he assumed. The corridors, had they been bigger than he thought? He didn't know anymore. But, he knew he had to move forward and find the brunet. World warping around him, the soldier tried with all his might to overcome the entire situation in front of him.


Exit getting closer with every step, the soldier turned his head off towards the right and left. Had something been wrong with this place? He had recalled what the Agent had said to him. Something had been wrong with Sumeru. Maybe he should have taken such into consideration before going forward.


But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. Why would this area be affected by the outside world? That was ridiculous. Perhaps, just maybe, he had just remembered this area wrong. It had only been the second time he had come here. That had to have been it, surely.


Hours on end passing in slow motion, the early adult could feel his will begin to sway back and forth. But, the chimera refused to give up. There was no way he could. He had to reach the end of this temple and find out what this issue was that had engulfed the Nation of Knowledge. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


Feeling a light at the end of the corridor, the soldier cracked his knuckles. This time, for sure, he would reach the end of this place. Brushing his feet up against the ground, the hyena's nostrils flared. He can feel it this time. He would reach the end of this preposterous hallway, even if it was the last thing he would ever see.


Finally reaching the end after what felt like an entire day, the short brunet man in the corner looked as though he had been rather dumbfounded by something. Seeing such, the chimera could not help but wonder. Had he been caught up in an endless labyrinth, as well? Moving towards him, the soldier excused himself.


"It's you again," the brunet desert man said in an annoyed tone. "Why are you here?"


Hearing such, the early adult blinked. What was with this attitude he was being handed? But, he quickly shrugged such off. Did it really matter in the long run? He was a stranger. Of course he wasn't going to merrily communicate him like they were soulmates in Celestia. He had set his expectations far too high, for sure.


Eyes on him, the soldier sifted through the unusual satchel he had been provided. Finding a book at the bottom of the container, the hyena could find an sticky note on the front page entitled how to write in the Sumeru language. Seeing such, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint. How very convenient for this leaflet of information to be here.


Writing down in the Sumeru language with many marginal errors, the chimera handed the note off to the brunet desert man. Man squinting, the hyena's heart skipped more than ten beats. Had he written the words incorrectly? Of course he had. He had never written in such a language before. Brunet scratching his head, doom loomed over him. He was about to be told to speak up instead, wasn't it?


"I'm not following," the brunet desert man said, confused. "What 'certain issue' are you talking about?"


The hyena froze in place. Wait, hold on, what certain issue was he talking about anyway? The Agent hadn't told him. How in the world was he supposed to know what to tell this person? Thinking it over for minutes on end, the chimera snapped his fingers, eureka moment overtaking him.


Thinking about the odd atmospheric pressure he had been feeling the entire time he had been here, the soldier wrote down, that unusual pressure felt throughout Sumeru in the Sumeru language. Handing the paper back to the brunet, he swore he looked like he grew three more heads upon returning it to him.


"That unusual feeling?" the brunet desert man asked. "I see. I think I get it, maybe." As he said such, something had been handed off to the soldier. "All of Sumeru is engulfed by this powerful force no one can understand. But, focus on the rainforest. Don't waste your time trying to go through the desert."


Told to not go through the desert, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Why shouldn't he bother with the great red sand? He did not know why, but that sounded like the brunet was being contrary. He should investigate the area, too, even if he told him not to bother. Her Majesty would want him to do so, surely.


Temple taking over what felt like a half day to escape, the early adult huffed and puffed up a storm. What was wrong with this area? He knew something had not been right here. But, he knew it was bet to give up on all that. He had to traverse the desert. So what if he had been told not to? Defiance kicking in, the chimera gazed at the world of sand in front of him. Nothing was out of the ordinary here.


Moving through the sand beneath him upon the western path, the early adult swore he could feel some heavy force of doom hug him from behind. But, the early adult shook it off. It was just the wind; nothing to worry about here. Right, it was just the breeze. Nothing more, nothing less.


Intense force continuing to eat him alive, the hyena kept moving forward. But, he could not help but feel an extreme wave of bewilderment. Was it just him, or had he passed by that same cactus three times? Brushing such off, he moved on. No. That couldn't have possibly been the case. Not a chance.


Finding himself back at the Temple of Silence, the early adult titled his head. What in the world was he doing back here again? Something wasn't right here. Didn't he just leave from here? Somethin was incredibly fishy here. Attempting to move forward once again, the soldier would not falter.


Pressure engulfing him once again, the early adult attempted to brave the storm. Where did this rush of sand in the air come from? This was absolutely ridiculous. Had he set off a trap he did not see? Moving forward, the visibility had soon reduced itself to zero in a matter of moments.


Back at the Temple of Silence again, the hyena let out a growl. Why was he back here for the second time? What in the world was going on here? This had to have been some kind of trap. Rolling up his sleeves, the hyena attempted once again. He wasn't about to let this barren badlands win.


Sandy rush of doom coming back to haunt him at full force, the chimera's glasses had become a victim of the elements. World in front of him a tan nothing, the hyena wiped off his lenses. Why was this still happening? What in the world was going on here? He needed to press on, no matter what.


But, pressing onward did not happen for any reason at all. Landing right back in front of the Temple of Silence for what felt like the thousandth time, the early adult gazed upwards towards the sky. What was this powerful force of nature attempting to keep him away from the Great Red Sand? One wasn't adding up to two.


Brushing his feet up against the land beneath him, the soldier made a run for it. Surely, the great old force of nature would not see this coming. Dashing at lightning speed, the hyena let out a battle cry. This time, for sure, he would reach the next destination in the desert. Wherever that was. He hardly had any idea. He had never been here for more than a delivery or two.


Temple in front of him for what felt like the ten thousandth time, the soldier snapped his fingers. What in the world is this intense force? Perhaps, just maybe, if he moved off towards the opposite end of the area, it would not be able to engulf him. Resolute on his decision, the hyena dashed off towards the further side of the dirt road.


Seeing tumbleweeds rolling backwards instead of forwards, the early adult stared at it, for a moment. Was it just him, or had everything been moving in reverse on this pathway? Throwing such thoughts away, he moved forward. No, that couldn't have possibly been it. Why would that be the case? It couldn't have been, surely.


Accursed building in front of him once more for what felt like the one hundred thousandth time, the chimera could feel a screw popping loose in his brain. What was going on? Why was he back here again? How could this still be happening? What in the world is going on here?


Rolling up his sleeves even further, the hyena attempted to make a run for it for what felt like the twentieth time today. He would reach the end of this desert if it was the last thing he did. But, as he moved forward, something quite unusual had soon stood in his way in a matter of moments.


Large triangular shaped machine appearing in front of him, the soldier could see another unwanted guest. Shadow person standing behind it, the hyena sifted through his satchel, for a moment. Finding quite the unusual looking claymore in the shape of a stick, the soldier placed himself into a fighting stance.


Such battle was close to over before it could even begin. Invisible wall reigning supreme, the soldier had the urge to rip out strands of his hair. What in the world was this nonsense? This shadow creature's defenses were on another level, for sure. Fighting with all his might, nothing was moving forward.


Cracking his knuckles, the soldier prepared himself for action. This creature was going down, no matter what. This force was preventing him from moving forward, he could not allow that. Letting out a scream, the hyena was ready for round two. Second round soon becoming three, he swore he could hear the monster laugh at him from afar.


Back at the building for what felt like the millionth time, further screws threw themselves out of the chimera's mind. What in the world was going on here? The soldier did not know, but not a single thing had been right here under any circumstance. Had the entire desert been cut off into a small cube?


Brushing his legs across the sand, the hyena moved forward. But, he swore the further he traversed, the longer the pathway in front of him became. Shadow creature coming back like it was their cue, the eyes of darkness soon gazed at him lifelessly. Laugh coming his way, he swore the creature was talking to him.


"You shall not pass!" the shadow person exclaimed.


Desert soon engulfed with a dense wave of storming sands, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield. Perhaps it was time to give up. There was no possible way he would able to get past the person of shadows. Turning around back towards the way of which he came, surrender was the only valid option.


Knowing it was in his best interest to check out the issues in the rainforest, the chimera headed off towards the eastern pathway. What could the issue have possibly been? The chimera had no idea, but he knew he would need to investigate it to the best of his ability, no matter what.


Finding himself in an area known as Caravan Ribat far quicker than anything else, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. How in the world did he get here so fast? Something was not right about all this. He could feel his perception of time begin to die off, in an instant.


Area oddly quite bustling, the soldier tilted his head. Was it normal for this area to be this active at this point in the day? But, the hyena threw such thought off a bridge. This was a merchant area. Of course it would be bustling during the daytime. But, he had soon heard something that was quite unusual.


Hearing multiple people talking about a festival, the hyena blinked. A festival, at this time of year? He did not know why, but that sounded rather unusual. But, he supposed he hardly knew anything about the Nation of Wisdom to be able to determine such a thing. What would he know? He had hardly ever been here outside the Akademiya project long ago.


People continuing to chatter about the festival over and over again, the hyena could not help but start to wonder. What kind of festival? Perhaps, he should ask about it. Could it have been some sort of birthday, or something? Perhaps, it could have been. Maybe it was in his best interest to ask.


Moving towards one of the generic nobodies, the soldier excused himself. But, his voice went unheard. People going on about the festival amongst themselves, the early adult could feel a vein pop, for a moment. Maybe he wasn't speaking loud enough. It was best to try again.


Excusing himself even louder, not a single person turned towards him. Everyone chatting amongst each other in a gleeful manner, the early adult jumped five steps back. He just shouted. Why hadn't anyone heard him? How very peculiar. He should try again. Surely, if he forced his loudest outdoors voice, someone would hear him.


Letting out a bombastic greeting and asking if anyone could hear him, no one turned towards him. Backing seven steps further back, the early adult could feel a weight of disbelief drop on his backside. Had the citizens been ignoring him? Unbelievable, and rude. Were they all playing a game of ignore the soldier?


Screaming one final time, the chimera let out a cough. He had used his voice six too many times today. Why even bother anymore. No one had noticed him. Although, something had an even stronger wave of suspicion eat away at him in a matter of moments.


People phasing right through him, a heavy wave of shock flowed through the chimera. Had he ceased existing? Gazing down at his palms, they had not been transparent. Seeing such, he could hardly comprehend what was happening. When had he become a living ghost?


Hearing the sound of the shadow person laughing at him, the early adult waved the invisible white flag upon the air. This was a battle hew knew he could not win. Why fight it? Generic nobodies mentioning there had been a festival at the dance theater in Sumeru City, the soldier blinked. The dance theater? That did not sound right.


Figuring it was in his best interest to check the other areas, the early adult gazed at his proxy map for a moment. Seeing the location Pardis Dhyai, the hyena placed a marker upon his directions device. Maybe he should ask the students there about this festival before heading to the capital city of Sumeru.


Preparing himself to head northward, the hyena gazed downward at his palms once more. Why couldn't anyone see him? He did not quite understand. Had hundreds of years passed while he was inside the Temple of Silence? Perhaps his physical body had been left behind.


But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. There was no way that happened. Why would he be having an out of body experience right now? He had jumped to extreme conclusions, for sure. The citizens were probably just ignoring him out of excitement for the festivities. That had to have been it, surely.


Intense off feeling soon engulfing the pathway in front of him, as well, the early adult let out a groan. There it was again, that atmosphere of doom. Was he about to be sent back to Caravan Ribat? He needed to prepare himself for a possible loop once more. If such were to happen, he would be rage in a bottle, in no time flat.


Spotting a large dark cloud up ahead, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. What in the world was that? Had the shadow creatures eaten the area like it was some sort of meal? He supposed anything was possible. Swerving upon the pathway as Yasna Monument had been left behind, the next order of business had soon been upon him.


Reaching Pardis Dhyai, the world in front of him had been as invisible as can be. World pitch black, the hyena sifted through his satchel for a lighting device. Such, however, did not exist. Nothing but darkness in front of him, the early adult stumbled on through. Had this place been swapped out with a dark cave with a rare tsuchinoko sighting? But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he saying? That was a fairy tale creature.


Students nearby mentioning a festival again, the soldier tilted his head. There it was again the festival. Just how far had that spread at this point? He did not know, but it seemed like everyone had known about it at this point. This couldn't have possibly been the issue the Agent was talking about. Why would this be the problem he had to conquer? Most certainly not.


Shrugging, the chimera exited the area. Maybe the issue was in Port Ormos. He had been there a few times prior. Cracking his knuckles, the early adult traversed upon the southern pathway. This time, for sure, he would find the issue at hand. Pushing on through, the soldier broke out into a sweat. Was it just him, or had it suddenly gotten a lot hotter?


Pathway in front of him increasing in length in a matter of moments, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. What was going on here? Space warping around him once more, the hyena had begun sprinting. No, not this again, anything but being sent back to the beginning in an endless loop.


Entire army of monsters awaiting him, the soldier removed the stick greatsword seated at the back of his satchel. Grotesque serpentine creatures with bristle teeth coming out of nowhere, the hyena jumped eight steps away. What in the world were these beasts? They did not feel Sumeru-like at all.


Gobbledy gook dropping down from the creature's teeth, the hyena's shoulder fabric melted into nothing. Letting out a scream, the chimera lunged forward. Slicing and dicing, he swore he could feel himself hit another wall. Attacks not connecting, frustration ate the hyena up like a plate of biryani. How was he supposed to win at a time like this?


Creatures of doom leaping upwards, the hyena jumped ten steps back. Although, such had not been enough distance. Legless monster coming straight for him, the green goop rode again. Second layer upon his shoulder melting into nothing, the chimera froze. What was this called again, corrosion? He was done for.


Blade continuing to hit nothing, a crackle of thunder could soon be heard up above him. Hearing such, the hyena clicked his teeth. The red storm cloud had engulfed Sumeru, as well? Just how far did this problem stretch? He did not know anymore. The layers had gone too deep.


Horrific monstrosities stupid in place, the early adult took the leap of faith. The lightning, had it affected them? Now was his chance to turn the battle around. Hearing a loud crack off into the distance, the barrier had soon been no more in a matter of moments. Legless creatures fading into the ether, the chimera brushed his palms together.


Reaching Port Ormos after what felt like hours of attempts, the hyena turned his head off towards the right and left. Feeling a heavy wave of uncertainty, an oddity had overtaken the peculiar boat docking town. Seeing multiple people talking about a festival, the hyena knew he had to attempt to ask about such one more time.


Excusing himself once again, no one had heard him. Rubbing the sides of his temple, the chimera gave up on such once more. Why waste his energy on inquiring about anything? No one could hear him. Zippering the lip, the early adult observed the area around him.


Seeing Eremites setting up dozens of booths, a spark popped off in the chimera's brain. Mercenaries saying one after another that they were setting up for a festival with the dance theater, nothing was adding up. A festival for the dance theater in Port Ormos? That did not make any sense whatsoever. Wouldn't it have been better to set up at the Grand Bazaar?


Mercenaries for hire offering dancing services as a part of the theater festivities, everything collapsed into one another. Could the Eremies not have been allowed to host their part of the deal in the main city? That was wrong, and he knew it. But, he knew he did not know enough about the nation to come to any sort of real conclusion.


Shrugging such off, the hyena studied the booths around him. Multiple blade dancing Eremites singing in excitement about the dance party, the chimera hardly understood. Was there a detail he missed? Maybe there had been. Or, perhaps, he had been overthinking it. Everyone had been in a festive mood. That's all this was. Nothing to concern himself over.


Figuring he should head for the dance theater in Sumeru City, the soldier exited Port Ormos. The answers he needed had to have been in the capital of the nation. There was no doubt about it. Pushing himself along, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. There had been no more monsters, a relief to be had, for sure.


An astronomically incorrect assumption, on the hyena's part.


Grotesque legless eel creatures with bristle teeth returning with a vengeance, the hyena clicked his tongue. Invisible wall striking again, a wave of irritation swallowed the hyena whole. Why were these creatures hiding behind a barrier? How annoying. Had he been transported to another world with corrupted monsters that needed their shields completely annihilated in order to proceed? But, the chimera popped such thought with a bubble. Wrong universe. He wasn't a part of some astral travelling crew.


Monsters vanquished after about fifteen attempts or so, the hyena huffed a tired breath. Whatever these creatures were, they were not of this world. Pathway in front of him stretching on for far longer than usual, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. How could space have warped this much?


Reaching Sumeru City after what felt like a day or so, an overwhelming force weighed the hyena down. Was it just him, or had his body suddenly felt like a dense box of weights? Such, however, had been far from the only oddity that had been presented before him.


Sumeru City citizens all looking quite pale, almost white like they were covered in powder, the young soldier stared at the people in front of him. Group of people almost floating, alarm bells rung in the hyena's mind. Legs nowhere to be seen, irrational answers caressed the soldier's cheek.


Multiple people continuing to float, a conclusion had been leaped to. Had the citizens of Sumeru passed away and become ghosts? But the early adult attempted to rule such possibility out. How could that even be possible? There was no way an entire city could have died. Such destruction of mass life was not possible without some sort of catalyst.


Investigating further, multiple groups of people had been floating, phasing through objects. Seeing such, the idea presented itself again. Sumeru City had been a ghost town, literally. Had no one truly been here? Maybe he was the only person around. Moving around the city in silence, he could hear echoing chattering getting louder.


Transparent people mentioning the dance theater festival, the hyena turned towards the phantom individuals. The festival had been mentioned again. Not a single person noticing him, the chimera dragged himself off towards the Grand Bazaar. Possible ghosts continuing to chatter about it, the soldier moved through the secret shopping area in anticipation.


Reading the dance theater, multiple transparent nobodies leaped upward in excitement. Red haired dancer moving with beauty and grace, a black shadowy mess had stood beside her. Seeing such, the chimera did not know why, but that blob of darkness almost looked familiar. Did he know them? But, his thoughts had soon been cut off by the sound of a voice.


"Are you here for the festival?" the red haired dancer asked.


Eyes on him, the soldier flinched. Was she talking to him? Could someone see him? But, upon nodding, the red haired dancer did not respond. Shrugging, the party of one and the peculiar distorted shadow had begun dancing. Everyone cheering, he could not help but feel a rather familiar feeling from the gobbled mess in front of him.


Stomp


Stomp


Stomp


Hearing extremely loud, demanding sounding footsteps the hyena flinched. Seeing a robe he had been rather familiar with, it had come to him, in an instant. The Grand Sages, they were the absolute authority of Sumeru City. Any second now, and something bad was about to happen.


"This festival was not authorized!" one of the Grand Sages shouted. "Halt this at once!"


"But, we worked so hard for this!" the red headed dancer exclaimed. "Please reconsider!"


"Absolutely not!" the Grand Sage shouted. "The festival is cancelled! Send a notice to everyone's Akashas!"


Grand Sages leaving, a sudden, heavy wave of exhaustion had come out of nowhere. Swaying backwards, the soldier could hardly keep his eyes open. What was happening? Why did he feel so tired all of a sudden? Where did that come from? Everything about to go black, one last thought escaped into nothingness.


Why did they cancel the festival?


***


"In my time in the Akademiya, I never once thought, I


Would graduate with honors,
And I guess I was right about that, wasn't I? I
Never even made it past
The third semester. I never made it


To my second year there.
Of course, when I


Started going around the
Time I received my Vision
And all that, something felt off about the Akademiya.
You know, I just don't know why but from the second I got there I always felt like I never belonged.


Yes, I know, I already said that monster story.
Obviously, I'll save the trouble of repeating it.
Unless, I should.
No, I shouldn't.
Guess a happy academic life, just isn't within my reach.


From day
One, even when I was a bubbly student who thought I'd graduate at the top of my class, I
Really felt something rather off here.
Everyone seems so absorbed in their own research that they just ignored everything else. I
Very much remember some things that stuck out to me
Early on. Some people, even when gravely ill
Refused to take time off.


I just don't understand this. I suppose I never


Did. In those classrooms, a lot
Of people would come in exhausted and beat down.


Now, that just make no sense to me.
One can't really get much of an education if
There's a layer of brain fog.


Well, even in those classrooms,
A majority of the students would constantly make fun of me. Asking me
Nasty questions. Can I even read? I'm not human, after all.
That kind of question, it never sat right with me.


That's something you can just ask someone?
Of course, I have heard that not every human knows how to read. I


Get that it's not a skill everyone learns.
Right, so I must ask. What's so surprising I can read?
Oh, right, it's because I'm a 'monster'.
Why would I forget that they said that about me?


Oh, well, of course I can read. I
Learned on my own. I remember early on into my childhood, my brother would beat me up and knock me
Down. He'd ask me, 'can a stupid girl like you even read?'


At this point in time, I honestly had developed a fear of my brother. My mother
Never said anything about the hitting, the kicking, she
Didn't care. I think, she secretly enjoyed it. That thought


Never left my mind. Ah, right,
Of course she enjoyed it. Why wouldn't she? After all: 'If you were born as my son, my husband would have never left us!' So,
There is absolutely no way she did not enjoy seeing


All the injuries I sustained when I was little. But,
Can I just, share a little secret?
Can I just, share something between you and me, reader?
Or whoever is looking at this, I suppose?
Maybe it's because the concept of aging terrifies me, but I,
Parisa, want to stay young, forever. I want to
Look young, forever.
I might be an adult now, a disheveled one, at that.
Serving forest creatures only I can seem to see,
However, the thought of getting older,


And never accomplishing anything? I'd rather die. I'd
Never want that for myself, not once, not ever.
Yet, I've already left my
Teen years behind, and
Have this outward apparent mature thinking, but
Inside, I'm cracking.
No, I don't want to
Get all old, wrinkly, grey and never accomplish anything! I'm


Such a failure, according
To the entire world. I should go back to the
Akademiya, according to the entire world.
You know, I'd rather never go back there!
I would prefer to
Not, if I can help it! I won't
Go back. Not now, not ever.


I'd like to withdraw, and
Never look back. I'd like to


Make arrangements for my withdrawal.
Yet, my brother won't ever allow it.


Yes, sometimes, he heads for the forest I'm hiding in and he taunts me
Over in my hiding spot. And, he almost always
Utters: 'You're a failure, you should go back to the Akademiya already!'
That's when I always tell him no.
He proceeds to say, as per usual that I'm just a disgrace to the Saber family.


Yes, I know, I know already!
Everyone knows that already.
So many people have told me that already.


The mass of people, all they ever do is doubt me.
How can they see me like that?
Aren't I just as intelligent as
They are? I don't know,
Seems like they think the exact opposite.


It's difficult to reason with
These types of people. No matter how far down I sink,


I just can't forget


What any of those people ever said to me.
And it's starting to break me even more.
Nothing feels real anymore.
To be honest, if I were a dancer in the Zubayr Theater,


The world would smile at me.
Oh, how I dream of what could have


Been! How I dream of what could have been!
Everything would have been better this way.


Yes, it would have been better if I were a dancer.
Of course it would be.
Ultimately, that's the only way
No one would
Gaze at me with such contempt.


For there would be dazzling stage lights
Over me, and no one would have time to
Refute their rhetoric that I'm some 'monster.'
Everyone acts like I'm some sand dune with bristly teeth that will
Vore them into oblivion.
Eh, alright, that's a very
Rotten word, and I should not say it.


All of them act like I'm some sand dune, ready to
Nibble everyone into oblivion. I
Don't quite grasp that, I would never


Eat anyone. Of course I wouldn't. I
Very much and not some sand worm creature.
Everyone knows that, right?
Right? ...Right? Why am I treated as I am one? I don't understand!"


Finding himself back at the Temple of Silence, the soldier could not help but feel a heavy wave of bewilderment. When, or how did he get back here? Seeing two somewhat familiar faces, the questions kept rolling the dice. Waiola and Bogart, what were they doing here? Eyes looking his way, he could feel something ready to melt him away.


"Siorc, why are you in Sumeru right now?" Waiola asked in a scolding tone. "It's dangerous here right now."


"Jeepers, Waiola!" Bogart shouted. "How was he supposed to know that?!"


Gazing at the twins, the hyena turned the other cheek towards Waiola. Panther lady adorning the same outfit as usual, he paid her no mind whatsoever. Couldn't she ever wear something else? How boring. But, it's not like he had a full wardrobe to speak of. He had no right to criticize.


Eyeing Bogart's outfit, the chimera could feel his cheeks instantly catch fire. Shorter panther chimera wearing a grey max dress with a hood, the fire exploded. But, the hyena instantly snapped himself out of it. What was he doing, allowing himself to get distracted by Bogart's outfit? But, he had soon been brought back to reality, or lack thereof. He didn't know.


"Siorc, I really think you should ask your boss to cancel this mission, whatever it is," Waiola warned. "Sumeru is simply just not normal right now. You aren't going to be able to do whatever it is you need to."


But, the hyena refused to yield. Give up now? No way. Why would he do that? So what, the nation wasn't normal right now. She had seen the ghost people too, hadn't she? That's the only problem here. Nothing to see here. He had to succeed at this, whether he liked it, or not, or he was a goner. Heading towards the temple's exit, multiple voices shouted at him.


"You're free to keep on failing if that's what you wanna do!" the brunet desert man shouted.


Scoffing, the soldier ran through the skewing corridors. He was free to fail? Not happening. He had to succeed, or he would be as good as dead. One more disappointment, and his life would go curtains. He had to solve this issue plaguing the nation, even if he were to breathe his last breath because of it.


Waiola exclaiming it's not in their place to stop him, the soldier exited the temple. Turning his head towards the right and left, he could feel a heavy sense of dejavu. Why did it feel like he had done the exact same thing as he had yesterday? Thinking some possibilities over, one thought soon engulfed the rest.


That person on stage, he needed to figure out their identity. It would solve everything, for sure. That was the answer. Discerning that shadow blob. It had to have been. Resolute on such decision, the chimera pressed on. Sumeru City, it is. Opening up his proxy orb into map form, the soldier attempted to Teleport there.


Such, however, had been impossible. Message accompanied by static, the hyena almost dropped the object of advanced technology. What was going on? Why couldn't he teleport right now? Something wasn't right. But, things had immediately gotten much worse, in the blink of an eye.


Body moving entirely on its own, the chimera flinched. What was going on? Why couldn't he break free from this automatic movement? It was almost as if, ones and zeroes had turned him into some sort of non sentient being with an array of computed lines to cycle through.


Reaching Caravan Ribat, everyone had been saying the exact same things they had the day prior. Everyone talking about the upcoming festival, the hyena did not understand. The what now? The festival? Wasn't that cancelled yesterday? Why was everyone talking about it?


Limb moving independent of his on thoughts, the same creatures from before had come onto the scene. Defeated in the exact same way as before, the early adult blinked. What was happening? Why was this day repeating itself like this? Nothing made sense.


Dragged back towards Pardis Dhyai, darkness overtook the area once more. Not able to see anything, the same chatter about the festival repeated itself over and over again. Hearing such, the chimera scratched his head. Just what was going on here? Why was everyone repeating themselves?


Battles from yesterday carried out the same time once more, the soldier could feel hundreds of puzzle pieces fall out of his brain. Why was everything exactly as it had yesterday? What in all of Teyvat was this? Whatever it was, it felt wrong on so many levels. Too many.


Reaching Port Ormos, everything was exactly the same. Eremites setting up booths, nothing made a lick of sense. How could this be? Had he been trapped in some sort of loop? But, the hyena perished such thought. Perhaps not. He was overthinking it. There was no way yesterday was repeating.


But, something of note had soon stuck out to him. Eremites wearing Akasha Terminals, something had been very off about them. Earring objects glowing a bright yellow, alarm bell went off in the chimera's head. Weren't those supposed to be glowing green? Something wasn't right.


Leaving Port Ormos behind, the soldier could feel a spark pop off in his brain. Gandharva Ville, he should go check up on the town next to Sumeru City. Body trying to fight such decision, the soldier ripped the nonexistent script. He wasn't about to let this powerful force overtake him.


Everyone in the treehouse world preparing for the festival, as well, the chimera scratched his head. Even Ghandharva Ville was swept up into this? Why? Weren't they a separate entity from the city? An independent body? What was going on here? He couldn't help but feel something bigger had been going on here.


"Remember ------, the flowers have to go inside the crown," the forest watcher leader instructed.


"Right, Master --------!" the forest ranger trainee exclaimed.


Seeing such, the soldier did not understand. They were roped into whatever this was, too. He did not understand. But, he soon could hear a crackle of thunder come for up above him. Hearing such, the shadow creature returned from the ashes. Coming behind him, he could hear laughter again.


"Let this festival go on forever!" the shadow creature exclaimed.


Shaking his head, the chimera returned to the dance theater. But, the same thing happened all over again. Akademiya stomping in, the chimera swore he could see a familiar elfen ear as the performance had been cancelled. Sudden wave of exhaustion overtaking him, everything went black.


Finding himself back in the Temple of Silence, the soldier had been told to give up. But, the chimera refused. Why give up now? He needed to figure this out, the loop. Leaving the area, the chimera passed by the Caravan once again. Same events repeating, he soon moved back towards the Pardis Dhyai.


Darkness overtaking the area, Port Ormos had been exactly the same. Ghandarvha Ville in a loop, as well, the hyena headed to the dance theater once more. Performance being cancelled once again, he swore he could hear something he hadn't heard before as he blacked out.


"You're a failure!" the voice shouted.


Finding himself back in the Temple of Silence, the soldier had come to an immediate conclusion. If he were to uncover the identity of the mysterious dancer, this loop would surely end. That had to have been the answer. Surely, that was it. There was no way it couldn't have been.


Same events occurring in the Caravan Ribat, the chimera swore he could see a few people start melting. Seeing such, the early adult rubbed his glasses. Did he just see what he thought he saw? No, he didn't. Time to move on. Running off towards Pardis Dhyai, the darkness remained.


Port Ormos remaining the same, the soldier avoided the treehouse village. Don't waste his time going there, it'll be the same. Dance festival cancelled again, the soldier swore he could see a familiar shade of pink hair as he blacked out once more. That hair, could it have been?


Failing to come to an answer two further loops in, the chimera could feel his will begin to sway. This was all hopeless, wasn't it? Should he give up? But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. Give up now? That was quitter's talk. That wasn't an option here at all, whatsoever.


Moving through the repeating doom, the hyena had soon seen someone not present in any previous loops in Sumeru City. Seeing Dunyarzad's bodyguard, the hyena's eyes studied her ear, for a moment. Not seeing an Akasha Terminal on her, it dawned upon him. Could she be aware of what was happening, too? Gazing at her, he placed his hands out in front of him. But, he did not receive an answer worth his time.


"You think somethin' weird's going on?" the bodyguard asked. "I don't notice anything."


Hearing such, the hyena could feel everything pop like a balloon. He had lost all hope. Was he the only one aware what was going on? How strange. He wasn't even the protagonist of his own life. So, how could that be possible? Shrugging, he went back to the dance theater.


Festival cancelled again, the soldier gazed at the pitch black mess up ahead. Seeing even more of the pink hair, the hyena had begun to wonder. Did he know this person? But, a wave of exhaustion took him away before he could think any further about it, like always.


Fatigue beginning to set in, the chimera could feel his will begin to sway. How was he supposed to end this loop? That person, who could it have possibly been on stage? He needed to figure out their identity, at all costs. Loop continuing over and over again, he swore he could feel decades reverse by. But, he knew that was an exaggeration gone wild.


But, something had soon filled in the gaps. That mystery person, with every loop, their identity had become clearer. Disheveled outfit, reddish pink hair, where had he seen that before? But, with every reverse and repeat, the memories scattered. Soon reaching what felt like the hundredth loop, the hyena had begun writing it all down.


Loops continuing something had soon clicked. That uniform, the hair, the horns, everything had become so clear now. The identity of the mystery person on the stage, it was a chimera. It had to have been, who else could it be? Those carmine locks, he knew them anywhere. There was no mistaking them, no possible way.


Intense wave of tiredness overtaking him once more, the hyena repeated such thought as he had begun to sway. That was it, the answer. It was a chimera. That was the mystery person. He found them, the ticket out of this loop, the way out, the answer to everything. Blackness overtaking him, the thoughts repeated one last time.


The identity of the mysterious person, it was a chimera.


Without a doubt.


***


"I feel like I'm stuck in some long dream.


And, I can't get out. But, I don't understand.
Maybe this world is


All just a dream. All of it is just a dream, isn't it? Do Electro


Fawns dream of sleep?
As if I know. I'm Hydro.
I honestly just don't understand. If I'm
Living in some dream, how did I get here?
Unless, I died? And I'm stuck in limbo.
Riyad, perhaps he killed me in my sleep. No.
Even though he would do something like that, I


Am thinking, even he would never stoop so
Low as to try to find a
Way to get rid of me like that.
Ah, no, actually,
You know what, he would
Stoop to that level to try and get rid of me.


Hahahaha, of course he would,
And if I have to live in this loop of this festival
Violently being cancelled or the rest of my death, so be it.
Everything is looping and I'm stuck here


Because I'm no longer living.
Everything died so long ago,
Everything inside me rotted forever ago.
No, no, maybe I am still


Alive, or am I? Do I even know? I think I've been
Looping the same events
While unaware of it until now for
At least maybe two hundred cycles now.
You know, I've been hearing a voice
Shout at me. A lot.


Who is it?
It's not Riyad, the voice is too kind. It is
Likely someone trying to drag me out of this
Loop. That's it, isn't it?


Because unlike my brother and mother, this voice is kind, and gentle.
Everything a mother should have been but


Wasn't to me. And never will be to me.
Hahaha, who cares about all that now?
You know, I have lost track of time now, I


Don't know how long ago now I ran away from the Akademiya.
Of course, I'd rather not keep track.
Every moment away from that prison is
Shackles taken of of me.


No more people to treat my like I'm some exotic creature.
Or like I'm some sort of monster.


Or like I'm a failure, who apparently has
No ability to actually read.
Every single comment like this, I feel


Buried in pain. If I could just
Erase all that and live a normal life as a human, it'll all be
So much easier for me.
I could live without judgement. Well,
Doubt that. Humans are cruel to
Each other, too. Maybe it'd all be the
Same, in that regard.


That would be so painful, it would be so
Horrible, I can't live with that
Either. How I wish I could just be


A normal human being with a
Rather simple career: a dancer.
A dancer at Zubayr theater.
Now, if I had a job like that, not
A single person would judge me.
Right, right, of course they wouldn't.
All would be perfect if I were a dancer.


Ugh, but that's just
Not how life works, I'm stuck in reality,
Doused with gas on the fire.
Everything thinks I'm this
Repulsive monster, like I'm
Some kind sandworm.
That tries to go
And eat people. I'm
Not a man eater.
Do I look like I could eat someone?


How could I even hope to achieve something
Of that caliber? Or rather,
Why would I be able to do that?


I do not find meat all


That appetizing. And it,
Really annoys me when I'm regarded as a man eating monster.
Ugh, it hurt, I'm not a monster.
Look, these antlers? They're real, but I have
Yet to ever attack anyone with them.


For, I'd never do that, not
Ever, not ever, at all for any given reason.
Everyone should now I only kill Fatui.
Look, they had it coming to them.


Why would I ever bring any sort of
Harm to anyone else? There's just simply no way.
Yes, there's absolutely, positively no


Way I'd stoop to Riyad's level.
He'd do something like that,
Yes, he most certainly


Would. The real monster everyone should look out for, it's
Him. He's the one.
Yes, it's him, without any semblance of doubt, it's all


Him, the monster. The creature of the dark, the true
Evil sandworm plowing through the ground. This
Loop I'm feeling, this movement continuing on,
Perhaps he killed


Me in my sleep, and that's why
Everything is repeating. Yes, that's it. I understand."


Finding himself in the Temple of Silence once again, the early adult scratched his head why did he appear here again? Nothing was adding up anymore whatsoever. Had the world been a small box that always lead back to here? Shaking his head, he headed towards the exit, but a familiar set a words had come his way.


"You need to give up, dude, this is getting nowhere," the brunet desert man said.


But, the chimera refused to give up. He had an answer now, there's no way in Celestia that's happening. Leaving the Temple of Silence behind, the soldier ran through the looping chaos of Caravan Ribat. He knew what he had to do. He had to find people who weren't stuck in a loop. That was it. If he could, this would all end.


Passing by the looping darkness of Pardis Dhyai, the soldier pondered. Who could he even find that wasn't stuck in a loop? That sounded like an impossible battle. He had to have been the only one aware of this. Ninety-eight percent chance. But, he shook his head. There was still a two percent chance. He had to think of someone.


Something clicking into place, it had come to him. The Akademiya's Scribe. Perhaps, he could have been aware of the loop. But, where could he be? He was always the ever sarcastic attitude problem. He'd rather avoid him as much as possible. But, he knew he couldn't. He had to end this.


Thinking about all the possible places, something soon clicked. The Akademiya library? Maybe he was there. He supposed it was worth a shot. Cutting through all the loops and repeats, the soldier reached uncharted territory, the biggest learning establishment in all of Teyvat.


Heading for the library, a singular person had resided within the walls. Scribe reading a book that looked thick and complicated, the soldier attempted to excuse himself. Sharp eyes soon on him, a question about what did he want zipped past him at high speed. Silently inquiring about the time loop, the scribe scoffed at him.


"A time loop? Sure," the scribe said in a sarcastic tone. "And, I'm the Grand Sage of the Akademiya."


Scribe not buying what he wasn't selling, the chimera let out a sigh. The Scribe was useless. He wasn't aware of what was happening at all, was he? He shouldn't have come here and bothered to ask. Departing from the uncharted waters, a thought he knew he would regard immediately flowed through him.


The scammer merchant, maybe she had information about this time loop that could finally end it once and for all. She had to have something. Why would someone like her be stuck in this repeating cycle? She could buy herself out of it if she really wanted to. He knew she could.


Sighing, the early adult headed upon the northern pathway. How could he decide something so stupid? His wallet was about to be sacrificed to a scammer. But, it's not like he had any choice. He had to buy this information. If he were caught in this loop forever, he'd rather be a corpse in a casket.


But, as he headed northward, something had felt rather unusual. Was it just his imagination, or had the area slightly north of Gandharva Ville not feel like it was caught in a loop? No one had been here, it was quiet. seeing a rather annoying looking palace in the corner, he dragged himself towards it at full force.


Palace not engulfed by the powerful force, the stupid money grubbing merchant had been seated in her garden sipping expensive tea. Seeing her, he could hear people refer to her as Lord Sangemah Bay. Hearing that, the soldier groaned. Oh, great. She ran the show here? Disgusting.


"Hello, dear customer!" the scammy merchant exclaimed. "If you have Mora, my door's always open!"


Annoying catchphrase coming his way, the soldier let out a sigh. Ah, there it was, the words he didn't want to hear. Mouthing he needed information, he had immediately been demanded to hand over five hundred thousand Mora. Hearing such, his jaw dropped open. This money grubber, how dare she rob him like this. Handing it to her, he inquired about the loop.


"Give me information about the person causing the time loop," the soldier demanded.


"I don't know, dear customer, sorry!" the scammy merchant explained. But, another load of Mora had been handed of to her.


"Ma'am, please, I need to know, it's important," the hyena begged.


"Alright, alright, since you gave me more, I think I can give you a teeny tiny hint!" the scammy merchant exclaimed. "They ran away! But, you gotta go to Bayda Harbor to get a real answer!"


Scammy merchant even less useful than the scribe, the soldier's eyes twitched. He had to go where now, Bayda Harbor? Why even bother? Would there really be an answer there? He gave up a portion of his entire salary or this. This had better lead him to an answer.


Space attempting to warp the entire time, the hyena let out a shout. He's not about to let the distorted world win this time. Reaching a completely empty harbor town after what felt like a half day, he could see something strange. Blue portal door awaiting him, the chimera entered. But, what awaited him inside made everything click.


But, immediately upon entering here, the soldier had come to a realization. That hair, those clothes, those ears. The identity of the mystery person, it was Parisa. There was no mistaking it. Past of a teenage fawn chimera playing out in front of him, the pieces clicked into place.


"I'm so excited to study at the Aademiya with humans!" a teenaged Parisa shouted.


Receiving a uniform, the soldier blinked. How strange. Why was he seeing someone else's memories just now? But, memory lane had been cut short. Shadow creatures arriving, the chimera destroyed them all in one fell swoop. Nope, not today, he's not dealing with this nonsense.


Memories continuing, a teenage Parisa struggled in her classes. But, that was only the half of it. Multiple human students mocking her intelligence, the soldier's heart skipped more than ten beats at the next line of insults that had slipped out of their mouths. Trying to ignore it, he tuned it out, but it wouldn't allow him.


"Can you even read?! This is an academy for humans, not monsters like you!"


"I can read just fine, it's just a hard word!" shadow Parisa cried.


Shadow monsters coming back, the soldier decimated them after about forty strikes. Nope, not today. he's solving this time loop once and for all. Memories playing once again, he could see a disappointed Parisa. Teachers treating her like some lesser being, he could see tears stream down her face.


"I see, so that's how they treat chimeras," shadow Parisa said, voice cracking. "Like we're all less intelligent monsters. Or maybe, that's just how they treat me. Why only me?"


Seeing such, a heavy wave of disdain flowed through the soldier. This is how the Akademiya treated her? He did not blame her for leaving, if such were the case. But, the next scene sealed the deal. Fawn seeing a middle age person who hadn't graduated, he had soon seen her run away crying, she can't stay here anymore.


Running into that forest, the soldier understood everything now. All there was to know. This loop, it was all about Parisa, the gazelle, and no one else. But, what awaited him at the end of the domain was a disgusting person, or chimera, rather, he did not wish to see. Fawn's brother laughing, his rage was growing.


"Pathetic, isn't she?" Riyad asked. "Now you know everything about her! And how much of a failure she is!"


Hearing such, it had finally come together. This loop, Riyad was the one who caused it, wasn't he? He sees now, it all made sense. He plunged everyone into a never ending dream. He did this, who else could have? He needed to end this now. This had to end before it lasted for eternity.


"Riyad Saber, end this loop now!" the hyena demanded. But, a laugh had come his way.


"And, why should I do that?" Riyad asked, laughing. "It took you this long to figure it out? You're an even bigger failure than she is!" He belted out an even more sinister laugh. But, as he had done so, his collar had been grabbed into a tight lock.


"I know you heard me, Riyad Saber," the hyena said in a low tone. "End this loop now!"


"Try as you like to break everyone out of this dream!" Riyad shouted. "You'll just fail!"


Hearing such, the chimera had a eureka moment. He was right. This was all just a looping dream. Someone's dream, Parisa's dream. Running to the dance theater, he took a deep breath. It was time to end this. He had to use his voice one last time today to stop this once and for all.


"Parisa, wake up!" the hyena shouted, tears streaming down his ace.


Feeling a crack in reality, everything broke. Parisa soon awakening from her slumber, all returned to normal. Fawn becoming aware of everything, he could see a look of bewilderment paint her face. Seeing such, the chimera crossed his arms across his waist. He supposed confusion was natural at a time like this.


"Why am I in Sumeru City?" Parisa asked. "I have to get out of here, or the Akademiya will find me!"


Parisa running off at lightning speed, the soldier moved back towards the Temple of Silence. Pacing around the place for quite awhile, he did not understand anything. Parisa, how could she engulf everyone into a never ending dream like that? But, his thoughts had been cut short as the Agent stomped towards him.


"You did it, soldier, you fixed Sumeru's problem," the Agent said in a proud tone. "You are dismissed. Excellent work."


Dismissal granted, the early adult removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Orb folded out into map form, the military barracks waypoint had soon been highlighted. Moving through the icy cold hallways, he had reached the soundproof room after about fifteen minutes of walking.


Walking around in a circle upon the icy cold floor, the soldier's thoughts raced. How could one singular person trap everyone into a looping dream? He did not quite know how to grasp this. Were dreams in the Nation of Wisdom so powerful, all could be engulfed into them?


Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the chimera removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform soon removed, and glasses put away, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Closing his eyes as soon as his head hit the pillow, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain as he returned to the tormented land of dreams.


He doesn't understand Sumeru at all.

 

[Palamon]

5: Lost Sea Symphony 4: The Pursuit, and Resetting Everything
"I just don't know anymore.


How can Her Majesty still
Ask me to try and complete this
Very difficult symphony?
Everything is just making so


Little sense. I have yet to succeed
Or restore this
Symphony. Nothing has come even close
To getting there.


And, I am starting to
Lose faith in being able to do this.
Lose faith in it all.


However, I am not allowed to give up.
Of course I'm not allowed to
Perhaps I should find an
Easier approach


To all this. I do not
Have any idea what that could
At all be, and
That's just how


It is. But, I


Cannot give up
As I have to finish this
Now, I have no idea how


Even so, I must. It's my duty.
Very much my duty in
Every single shape or form
Now, I have to act fast


Can't waste a single moment
Or I'll disappoint Her
Majesty. I am
Probably one disappointment away from death. Very
Likely I need to solve
Everything before it's
Too late. I need to solve
Everything before


This gets out of
Hand. I know that
It's only about to get
So much worse,


So much worse,
Yes, it's just getting
More and more difficult
Perhaps it'll soon be impossible.
However, I cannot allow this
Overly complicated mission get to me
Not at all whatsoever.
Yet, there's something else I am thinking about that


Loop I had
Experienced in Sumeru. Is
Time looping everywhere else?


Ah, no. Of course not. That's
Likely not the case
Of course not, there's
No way.
Everything is moving forward


Everything is moving ahead. It's
Very unlikely that the
Events of this world are in a loop.
Not a chance.


Guess I'm overthinking it
Even so, I just don't understand,
Truly. This


All makes next to
No sense to me
You know, honestly, I can't quite fathom this
Why was Sumeru in a loop?
How could this happen?
Eh, maybe that's my fault for my
Relative lack of understanding of Sumeru.
Eh, I still have a


Whole life ahead of me
If I don't disappoint Her Majesty, of course.
There's plenty of time to learn
How Sumeru works


I know all
That. And in time, I


Will learn something, after all
Her Majesty sends me everywhere.
Yes, everywhere on this continent.


Doubt there's even
One place she won't send me.
Even so, I really
Should focus on the road ahead.


How long will it take to complete this? I don't know,
Eventually, it will all come together.
Rashmi might be an obstacle in


My way, but
As time passes, I
Just have to ignore her
Everything will work out if I don't let her
Stay in my way,
Though, I cannot harm her.
You know, I need to


Keep going I have to
Everything needs to be completed
Everything has to be finished.
Perhaps, I really


Should try harder
Each day I have to go down to the
No longer functioning castle, I
Don't restore the symphony.
I know I am one disappointment away from death
Nothing can convince me otherwise. I have to
Get this just right.


My time is limited
Everything is ticking.


One after another
Now, I hardly know how much


Time I truly
Have left to solve this
I probably don't have much time left to do
So. The anger has reached a critical boiling point.


Maybe it has reached a point
In which there is no return. Ah, no.
Surely not.
Surely this won't last forever
It could not possibly.
Of course it isn't.
Nothing lasts forever


That's the truth.
Ha, if the Electro
Archon heard what I was
Thinking, she'd probably kill me.


I shouldn't assume
Something like this,


Should it? It's not like I'll ever meet
That god. And it's
Rather too high
And mighty of me to assume
I will. I will never
Get to encounter
Her, I know
That. I am not from Inazuma.


Ultimately, I know that.
Perhaps, I should


Just stop thinking about
Useless things that
Shouldn't matter. None of
This matters, and


I need to stop thinking about
Matters that have absolutely no meaning whatsoever.
Perhaps, if I do, I'll get
One step to closer to complete this
Symphony. One
Step closer to ending
It all.
Because, in all honesty, I'm
Likely overthinking this
Every step of the way


I need to stop that.


Don't do that, don't
Overthink. But, I know that's


Not possible, no way.
Of course it isn't.
That's just how I am. I


Know that. It's
Nothing I can truly change,
Obviously, it
Will always be this way. Even


So I know I absolutely
Have to try.
Everything will be easier


If I just focus my attention on completing this
Symphony. I one hundred percent


Absolutely have to


Move myself towards completing it.
Yes, of course I
Should, I have
To reach the conclusion
Even if there is no
Real conclusion, I have to.
Yes, I have to. Success is key."


Dreaming had continued to be tormenting cycle of never ending torment within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The pattern was circle of constant chaos, repeating itself over and over again like it had been some sort of time loop. The loop would always return with a vengeance, never yielding. The night before him would cause everything to repeat, as well.


Before him had been a field of orchids. They were bright purple flowers all bundled up in bunches. Seeing such flowers, the chimera could not help but wonder. Where in the dream world was he? He had never seen them before in the mortal, waking world.


However, something had not been right within the subconscious world before him. He could not help but feel a heavy wave of doom loom over him. But, the hyena quickly brushed such off. Surely, he was overthinking it. He had to have been. This feeling meant nothing.


Seating himself by the flowers, the doom weaved itself once more. What was about to happen? He knew something horrifying was about to happen to him, in a matter of dream moments. Not keeping himself comfortable, the hyena could see something rather unusual from the corner of his dream eyes.


Spotting two pitch black dragons with light brown eyes, the hyena scratched the side of his subconscious head. Where had the dream world taken him? The soldier did not know. It was a complete mystery to him. Place in front of him completely unrecognizable unease ate the hyena up like a plate of adalu. Unable to narrow it down, the early adult let out a sigh. What did it matter, anyway? This was just a dream.


Nothing happening for dream minutes on end, the hyena turned his subconscious head towards the right and left. It was quiet here. Almost too quiet. Perhaps, just maybe, nothing tormenting would happen in the dream world this time? Was he finally getting a break? Such was a miracle to be had, for sure.


Miracles were a lie.


One of the pitch black dragons flying towards him, the hyena's dream heart had begun to beat like a jackhammer. What was happening here, why was this serpentine creature flying towards him? But, the soldier shook his head. Of course they would. The subconscious world was an unpredictable land of only doom and gloom.


Large dragon soon scooping him up into their gigantic claws, the soldier let out a scream. What was going on here? What did this dragon want from him? If he were about to become reptile food, he wasn't tasty. It was over, he was done, finished, about to become a piece of food to devour.


Swept away by the wind at lightning speed, the hyena had begun to squirm. This dragon, where in the world were they taking him? Wherever it might have been, he did not want any part of this whatsoever. Couldn't this creature just drop him? Perhaps, just maybe, if he raised a physical fuss, the shackles would arrive.


Attempting with all his might to squirm, the hyena let out a scream that did not penetrate into reality. This dragon, he was not about to become food for it, not a chance. Currently human legs putting up an extreme amount of fuss, a terrifyingly familiar voice soon screamed out to him.


"Stop struggling!" the dragon shouted. "It's annoying!"


Familiar voice screaming at him, the early adult tilted the dream head. Was that Rashmi's voice he just heard? How very odd. But, the early adult shook the dream head. His mind was just filling in the gaps with a voice he recognized. That was just how the dream world worked sometimes. There was nothing unusual here whatsoever in any shape, or form.


As the dragon kept on flying across the sky without any further interruption, the soldier could not help but wonder. Could Rashmi have some sort of true form she was hiding? But, the early adult threw such dream thoughts into the garbage. That had to have been impossible. Why would a dragon assume a human form? But, he knew such thinking was complete, and utter nonsense. Of course it was possible. Rashmi and Malati were proof of such.


But, as the dream minutes continued to parade onward, the early adult could feel a simulated wave of heat. Why was it getting so hot here all of a sudden? He was dreaming, it should not have been possible to feel anything whatsoever. The rules were bending, breaking, twisting, turning, reversing.


Dragon only beginning to move faster, the soldier let out another scream that did not penetrate into reality. The reptilic creature, why were they speeding themselves up? Clamped upon even harder, the hyena waved the white flag upon the dream air. Any second now, and he would be taken to his subconscious death. Any second now.


Creature readying to let go, the early adult looked down upon what laid in front of him. Burning, molten magma awaiting him at a rapid pace, the hyena let out his third and final scream within the dream world. He sees now. He wasn't wanted here. He was an obstacle, an eyesore, a piece of garbage to toss away.


Dropping down at a slow pace, doom continued to loom over the soldier. Any second now, and he would burn away, become nothing but ashes. Pieces of scrap turned into a rock to dig out hundreds of dream years later for future dragons to eat in one fell swoop. Accepting his fate, the hyena closed the dream eyes.


Wind dying, the chimera had begun to fall faster upon the dream air. Feeling such, the early adult surrendered. Fate was a cruel and twisted mistress, ready to betray at any given moment in time. Invisible fair maiden pushing him from behind, the heat was ready to swallow him whole.


Loud splash taking him away, the soldier's body boiled. Flesh melting one after another, the hyena could feel his dream life break into a thousand pieces. As the soldier breathed his last dream breath, one final thought drowned with him towards the bottom of the sea of molten liquid beneath him.


Dragons are very dangerous creatures.


***


"Archons, this is so annoying!
Looks like there's more problems down here again!
Listen you dragon, Rashmi,


This is why I ain't ever gonna like you!
Ha, so Cèdre and I noticed something
Especially, super duper annoying lately!


That there's been a highly concentrated, and not to mention sudden
Increase in problems around these parts!
Maybe I'm crazy, but
Every single time we wake back up from our darkness
Slumber when our sun bulbs go out


It's gotten even worse down


Here! Dogs, monsters!
Ahhh, what's going on down here? This is
Very annoying! I choose to blame Rashmi for
Everything that's going on here,


Because it's definitely her fault, hmph!
Each and every time I think about it, I just know it's because of her!
Eh! Cèdre is giving me that look again that I
Need to stop ranting! Nope, nope, nope, nope.


And no, to infinity!
Why would I ever stop ranting
About her? No way. They ought to
Know by now how much I despise this
Evil, cough, cough, not evil, excuse me,


Lunatic dragon! Yeah, that's the word! This lunatic of
A dragon! If that doesn't get my point across, I don't know what will! I bet you
That she's the one summoning all these beasts while we're sleeping!
Evil, evil, I tell ya!
Look, I have reason to believe it was very well her that did that!
Yes, and my reasoning is,


I despise her! I despise that dragon woman! I


Have never liked that dragon, never in hundreds of years,
And I never will! She's a
Villain, I tell you, making us sign that pact to never leave this place!
Evil! Yeah, yeah, I know


Not that word again, but it's true, I tell you!
Of course she's a wolf in wolf's clothing!
There's no sheep here, she
Is just that vicious, I tell you! I
Can't believe that I
Ever agreed to this
Dumb pact of hers! I would leave if I could get out of here,


And all that, but no, as you can see that's impossible! It's


Rather difficult to get out of here, ya know?! I can't
Even fly! Unlike Rashmi who can!
Aaaah, now I'm getting angry.
Listen, it's not like I agreed to this pact! I felt
Like I was forced to since the tribes never were going to accept us!
Ya know, I agree with Malati! We


All could have just made our own tribe! But,
Nooooooo, Rashmi said we're
Not doing that!
Of course she's gotta act like she's the leader! To heck with that!
Ya know, let's be real here!
If it weren't for her stupid decision,
None of this would have ever happened!
Getting tired of her!


Perhaps I should go
And take my vines all
The way up to the top of that water hole and
Exit this place! And
Return to
Natlan through there!


And, if she thinks this is up to her! It's
Not! I'mma leave!
Don't stop me, byeee! Unbelievable!


I can't reach! My vines can't get
To the top! This


Isn't real, no way! Gah,
So much for being able to escape,


My vines cannot extend that far!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Alright, maybe I can ask Cèdre! I
Know they despise Rashmi just as much as
I do! I call out to them! 'Cèdre, come over here right
Now!' But, they reject such proposal!
Grr, what in the world? I can't believe her! Why is she against


Me on this, and not with me? That
Evil dragon! I see how it is, she's got her


Under her spell! Her
Bewitching dragon breath! That
Evil, evil stupid witch!
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I'll get her for this! You'll see, I'll get out of here!


Maybe not today, but I will someday,
And she won't be able to stop me! But, my sibling says.
'Don't try and leave, Noce,


You know my vines
Aren't gonna be able to get us out of here, either.'


Kaboom! And just like that, in a matter of seconds,
Nothing is getting any closer to getting me
Out of here! I'll show them! And I'll show them all! I
Will get out of here! Mark my words! I'll escape this place!"


Four days have passed since the hyena was finally able to enter the portal to the sea of bygone eras. Mission temporarily halting for something rather unusual, the soldier had been requested to deal with a series of rather peculiar events as reported by the Temple of Silence.


Three days going by in some sort of unusual loop, almost nothing made any sense. Attempting to find the source of the problem, for repeating days on end, the mystery had engulfed itself into a black hole, devouring everything around him into an engulfing circle of doom, the struggle to solve such issue had only continued to churn the butter.


Eventually solving the loop after the third day, the hyena had broken free from the sudden dream. Creature from the shadows looking ready to make the entire world suffer a loop, more questions than answers flowed through the soldier one after another. Nothing making any sense, no answers ever came.


Training with the lynx chimera resuming on the fourth and final day, the hyena could feel an extremely heavy wave of distraction flow through him while dodging the opposing forces arrows of delusional electricity. Yelled at multiple times for being pathetic, the soldier knew he was one disappointment away from death, guaranteed.


The sound of morning alarm bells screamed out to the sky like they were about to cause the loudest avalanche known to man. As the sirens continued their rampage for minutes on end, countless Fatui soldiers groaned in a protest. The alarm bells were right one time, as usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially tormented slumber. Screaming bouncing off and around the steel walls, the chimera could feel himself ready to crack into a hundred pieces. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. Dreams aren't real. He needed to get over it. Throwing everything away, the early adult rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena's uniform glued itself onto his partially human person, he could not help but wonder. Can dragons transform between two forms? But, the soldier immediately threw such thought off a bridge. There was no way the dragon in his dream was Rashmi. None of that was real. He needed to stop thinking about such things.


But, the thoughts kept on rolling as the early adult buttoned up his uniform. Could there have been a lot of dragons around Teyvat hiding themselves amongst people in human form? They had to have been a thing that was possible. Didn't youkai do that all the time in Inazuma? But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. What would he know? He didn't know the next thing about the Electro Nation of Eternity.


Taking a deep breath, the early adult tossed such thoughts out the window. He was overthinking it. It was nothing more than a dream. Dreams were nothing more than a fabrication of the imagination in the world asleep. He needed to stop thinking about it. Time was not a virtue in the permafrost north.


Removing the cover off his jewelry and accessory box, the hyena clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching strawberries in his hair and ears, the early adult could feel a wave of momentary ease flow through him. Letting out a sigh, the soldier stared off towards the steel walls. Did it truly matter if there were dragons hiding amongst mortals? He supposed it didn't. He was a chimera hiding amongst humanity, anyway. He was hardly one to have thoughts on such subject.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier glared at the Geo Delusion. The sinister orb, should he make use of it? But, the hyena pushed such thoughts away. It was not time to use it yet whatsoever. Turning around, the delusion was out of sight, out of mind.


Heelless shoes on, a loud sound soon engulfed the area as the chimera bit into his flavorless rations. Stones of harsh ice slapping down upon the window, the hyena let out a loud groan. Why was it hailing again? Dashing off towards the window, a pitch black sky awaited him. Seeing such, the soldier's heart skipped more than seven beats. Was Her Majesty angry?


Hearing another crackle of thunder, the soldier's knees buckled. Her Majesty was definitely, without a shadow of doubt, angry. He needed to perform well today, or he was as good as dead. He had to do better than average, or he would be thrown towards the malpracticing, malicious doctor, guaranteed.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward inexorably, the soldier put on the most diplomatic face possible. Time was running out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the soldier turned his attention towards the door. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin. But, as he did such, the hail outside him roared. Hearing such, the hyena immediately let out a scream.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc! What's got you so worked up for?!" the Agent exclaimed. "Whatever is on your mind, get over it this instant!"


Hearing such, the hyena flinched. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. Whatever thoughts he had needed to exit right this instant. Bowing an apology, the early adult attempted to have the work mode switch flipped upward. Right, no other thoughts besides work, or he was going to get it, for sure.


"In any case, soldier, you will be continuing to attempting to restore the symphony," the Agent commanded. "As well as writing a report about the time loop shenanigans." The masked Agent gave unseen eye contact with his subordinate in arms. Another day, another separate affair.


The hyena jumped ten steps back upon hearing he would attempting to restore the symphony again. Why this again? He had yet to be successful at such. How many times would his order return from the grave? He did not know, but, he supposed, at this point, Her Majesty was not going to give up on this until it had reached its proper conclusion.


Word report lingering in his mind, the hyena rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. He had to write yet another report? Hadn't Her Majesty worked him hard enough? But, he knew, at this point, that simply was not happening. He was getting quite tired of having to write about his missions. When would this end? No more pencils, no more books, no more Rashmi's dirty looks.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Stop getting so lost in thought! Get in gear!"


The chimera flinched. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. He didn't have time to get lost in thought like this whatsoever. He needed to get it together right here, right now, before it was too late. Taking a long, deep breath, the soldier placed his hand out in front of him.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. No more overthinking.


"Good, we're leaving, soldier," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, he gripped the limb into a tight squeeze. "But, you need to proceed with utmost caution, soldier. It would seem there is toxic acid rain falling around Fontaine." As he said such, he place a small parasol over the man's head. Hearing the word toxic, the soldier's eyebrows twitched up a storm as the escort towards Fontaine began.


What is going on in Fontaine this time?


***


"So, something is wrong with the rain
Or something because it doesn't feel right.
Maybe I'm just imagining it? Dunno.
Everything around Fontaine
Has just gotten much worse since the
Occurrence of the false prophecy.
Why are people so angry?


The red storm cloud, for one, but that's
Hardly the only reason.
I don't have a clue
Now, I think it's just
Getting to a point where I'm about to lose my cool.
So, let me say something. This


Anger is getting to be way too much.
Rab is trying to investigate
Everything, but we


Just haven't quite found an answer to the red storm cloud.
Unless there is truly no answer, I
Shan't give up.
There has to be an answer to this storm cloud, or a way to


Get rid of it somehow.
Or relieve the anger somehow.
I dunno, it's reaching a point of
No return at this point. Or, so I
Guess. Like I said, I dunno. But, now there's even more big


Fish to fry. Just when when I thought thing couldn't get worse, there's now acid
Rain. Something tells me the Hydro Archon is angry too,
Or something. Probably, anyway.
Meh, what do I know?


Bet I'm wrong, on that front, I don't know
Anything at all about pretty much any of that.
Dunno what to think, if


That is the case, guess the Hydro Dragon is even angrier.
Oh. man, now


What was that saying again?
Oh. it's coming to me. 'Hydro dragon, hydro dragon, don't cry!'
Rain's not stopping.
Something tells me that whoever said that worked is wrong 'bout that, or maybe
Everything is just falling flat on


Its face. Guess
That's it. Gonna be honest


In that, this is
Starting to make me feel like I'm


Gonna lose my cool.
Eh, but I can't do
That. I cannot stoop to
Their level. What
If Rab needs me for something, and I am unable to provide 'cause I'm angry, or something?
No losing my cool. Don't
Get angry. It might be better to


Perform under pressure, or something. The acid
Rain is relentless.
Everything about
This is just getting worse.
Trying to keep my cool in all this is a never
Yielding battle at this point.


I'm trying my best, and even then
My patience is growing thinner and thinner. But I can't let my
Patience run out.
Or, I'll end up
Saying things I regret.
So, don't let this anger
In the area
Become my downfall. Can't
Let myself be remembered for
Eclectic rage.


Nothing truly makes any sense.
Otherwise, by now Rab
Would have a solution by now.


To be honest, there probs none.
Obviously, at this point I


Know nothin'.
Even though I'm tryin' to come up with an
Easy solution.
Perhaps it's that symphony Black Fish Steak Bro has been


Moving to try and complete.
You know, at this point, I


Can't say anymore. For
One thing, he seems to be struggling
On completing it. And, for another, I can't help him.
Look, I want to, but it's


Not like I can go and enter into that portal
Or anythin'. Rasha will not allow me
To enter the portal.


Guess I best not mess with her.
Or I'll face the wrath of a dragon.
Now, I dunno what's got her so mad, but it's def
Not 'cause of the red storm cloud.
And, I am honestly certain on that.


Look, I'm trying to figure
It all out, but I guess for now
Everything hardly matters."


Upon reading the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. Heavy rain dropping from he red storm cloud up above, the soldier could feel a wave of unease flow through him. Was this the acid rain he had been warned about? Something was terribly wrong here.


Dragged down the mountain before he could think any further, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky once more. Was it just him, or had the red storm cloud been even brighter today? He had been gone four days too many, for sure. Something rage related was about to take him out, guaranteed.


Placed in the wooden vessel, the acidic rain slapped itself across the boat with a fervor. Seeing such, the chimera's eyes pulsated. The vehicle, was it about to rot into nothing? If that were the case, any second now, and it would all be over. Was this toxic rain enough to melt wood? If that were the case, it was over for him.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor before he could even fathom it, the hyena blinked. Just how fast did the Agent boat here? It had to have been as fast as lightning. But, the hyena shook his head. He was too lost in thought to notice they had reached the next destination. That's all this was, for sure.


Dragged towards the stairwell, the chimera had been told once again negotiations had been stalled to allow him to use his proxy map anywhere within Fontaine. Hearing such, the soldier let out a sigh. It's not like it was ever going to happen anyway, was it? Informed meetings with both the Archon and Iudex will not be happening this week, he shook his head. Of course they wouldn't. The Agent was a member of the Fatui, after all.


Satchel slammed onto his backside, a wave of extra warning had come the soldier's way. Told once again, for the fourth week in a row that it was dangerous, and to be careful, the early adult let out a tired sigh. Angry citizens, round four. How hadn't any of this been solved by now? This was getting annoying.


Agent soon exiting the area, the soldier could hear a rather loud racket coming from up above. Hearing such, the chimera let out a groan. What in the world was about to happen this time? He did not know, but whatever it was, he did not want to get himself caught up in any of that whatsoever.


Ascending the staircase, the glass lift soon came downward. But, what awaited him inside the box was even more angry citizens. Seeing such, the soldier let out a barely audible scream. Great, there it was again, angry citizens taking over the joint, trying to kill one another. Did this ever stop? He supposed it didn't. It never would.


People shooting bullets at one another at lightning speed, the early adult ducked for cover. What in the world was happening in Fontaine? Why couldn't the people just get along with one another and stop all this madness? He did not know. But, this was only getting worse by the day. How could this happen?


Reaching the Aquabus waiting area, it had only gotten worse from here, everyone screaming at one another with weapons in hand, the soldier's ears twitched. Here, too? How could anyone ever think harming each other with artillery like this was alright? It most certainly wasn't, but he knew he could not say anything.


Hiding from plain sight, the hyena tried with all his might to not be seen by the people around him. Why was everyone at this again? He did not know. Trying to reach for the summon Aquabus button, bullets rained towards the soldier's body. Attempting to dodge, the hyena jumped.


Such, however, did not work. Bullets acharging towards him, the hyena's knee had been taken into the crossfire. Letting out a scream once again, the soldier glared at the warring citizens. What in the world was this? This was getting entirely out of hand. Too much of an issue to deal with. He needed to do something about the angry citizens as soon as he possibly could, or he would breathe his last breath, for sure.


Aquabus shortly arriving, bullets had been fired off towards the Melusine tour guide. Objects of destruction pelting her, the hyena could feel his heard skipping a beat. These angry fiends, why would they do something like that? How could they? How awful of them to do something like that to her.


Aeval telling them that, if they have guns, they're not getting on board, the soldier huffed a breath of relief. He was free from the balls of rage once again. Leaping towards the vehicle of automatic movement, more weapons of death had been fired towards the sea denizen.


Gazing at the grazed Melusine for a moment, the soldier placed his hands out in front of him. Pointing at the tour guide, the early adult rubbed his open palm upon his other hand. Asking if she was alright on private display, Aeval let out an unusual giggle, for some reason.


"Oh, I'm fine, don't worry," Aeval said, hands moving upward. "We Melusines are mostly constituted of water, so that bullet didn't hurt me."


Hearing such, the hyena couldn't help but feel slightly confused. Melusines were mostly made out of water? How strange. This had to have been the first time he had heard of this before. But, he supposed, until this point in time, it wasn't relevant information that mattered. But, if she were alright, there was nothing to worry about. Seating himself, the vessel soon moved.


Gazing at the people fighting one another as the vessel of automatic movement left the area, the soldier couldn't help but notice. Had the rich and poor been fighting one another? What in the world was going on here? The soldier did not know, but he felt like Fleuve Cendre and the Court of Fontaine were definitely duking it out with one another.


But, as the vehicle moved past Poisson Tunnel, the hyena noticed something of utter horror in the corner. Melusines fighting one another, the hyena gazed at Aeval. The sea denizens, were they affected by the red storm cloud and acid rain, too? He would need to investigate this at some point, for sure.


Aeval explaining that the Melusines suddenly got angry and are fighting one another, the hyena could feel a heavy wave of unease flow through him. The storm cloud was able to affect even the Melusines? That was not good, for sure. If it could even turn them into balls of rage, would chimeras be next?


Reaching the Court of Fontaine before he could even fathom it, the soldier could feel his world about to collapse. Hearing gunshots shooting off in the corner, the chimera covered his ears. Great, there was warfare in the city, as well? How was he going to be able to reach Palais Mermonia like this?


Knowing he had no choice but to head off towards Palais Mermonia, the early adult took a long deep breath. He needed to avoid the warfare at all costs. If he were to get caught up into any of this, he would be out of commission, guaranteed. Moving off towards the side, the soldier attempted to tune out the noise around him.


As the soldier moved through the northern path, multiple people were duking it out in the streets with one another. Seeing such, the early adult had begun to run. Rain melting bits and pieces of the people's clothes, the hyena had begun running. Did the people not care about the weather right now?


Such, however had only begun to get worse. Melusies running onto the scene, he could hear a violent whistle overtake the area. Hearing a lot of shouts one after another, the hyena made a run for it. Sea denizens looking ready to fight, the soldier attempted to avert their gaze. He had to get out of here, right here, right now.


Turning his head towards the right and left, the chimera could not help but wonder. Where in the world were the gardes? Why weren't they doing anything? Not seeing a single one out anywhere, the early adult could feel a heavy wave of unease. The citizens from above ground and underground were fighting one another. Why wasn't anyone attempting to end this madness?


Melusines soon fighting one another all at once, the hyena attempted to dash off faster. Were these even really the sea dwellers from Elynas? Maybe someone had went and created fake ones again. That had to have been it, surely. There was no way in any possible capacity they were real.


As the hyena attempted with all his might to keep going, a large crowd of people soon swallowed him whole. Seeing such, the chimera could feel skin press against him. What was going on here? He did not know. People rioting in the streets, the chimera was about to become a pancake.


Multiple people shouting at one another in protest, the hyena could hardly believe his ears. Rich people telling the Fleuve Cendre residents to go back and crawl into the holes they came from, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. What was this, an insults competition? How immature.


Shots fired, the early adult attempted to somersault out of the chaos in front of him. Who supplied the citizens with guns? Whoever had done this should be sent to the Fortress of Meropide. Crowd of nobodies throwing bullets at one another in rapid fire, the soldier took the leap of faith. When would this end? He had had quite enough of this nonsense.


West streets getting ever so closer, the soldier could hear a loud shout from the corner. One Melusine pushing another off the city ledge, the hyena could hardly believe what he was seeing. Hearing another crackle of thunder up above, the toxic rainfall had soon worsened in a matter of moments.


A few generic nobodies becoming puddles, the hyena had begun running. This rainwater, could it have been primordial seawater? He supposed that could have been possible. People running off one after another screaming they did not wish to die, the chimera gazed upwards towards the sky.


Pushing through the western streets, the soldier could not help but ponder. Was the Hydro Dragon angry? Perhaps, just maybe, the current toxic rainstorm was the result of such creature's rage. But, the hyena immediately rejected such proposal. There was absolutely no way that was possible. Dragons had no control over the weather, for sure.


Multitude of rich people dropping onto the ground like flies as the bullet warfare continued, the early adult attempted to turn away. Whichever meka was going to be in charge of cleaning up this mess later, they would be running overtime, guaranteed. But, everything had only begun to worsen in a matter of moments.


Bright red Melusine standing in front of the Adventurer's Guild counter with a gigantic bazooka, the early adult attempted to dash towards the desk, but he had been too little too late. Bullets fired in one fell swoop, the mechanical head rolled. Seeing such, the early adult had begun running. He needed to get out of here right this instant.


Bloodless carnage in the corner still continuing, the hyena continued to run. Rain around him only beginning to pour down harder, the early adult had begun running. Someone or something was definitely, without a shadow of a doubt enraged right about now. He needed to restore the symphony as soon as possible, and put an end to this madness.


But, as the hyena kept on running, he could see an unfortunate face he did not want to see appear within his damaged peripheral vision. Stupid blond hair whipping past him, the chimera let out a groan. Great, just what he needed right now, the pesky penguin chimera. Puddle in his pathway stopping him in his tracks, the early adult prayed to the seven above for the thorn in his side to not spot him.


Such had been wishful thinking. Thorn in his side walking right by him, the soldier let out a barely audible groan. When would this annoying pest learn he had absolutely no interest in him whatsoever? Did he have some sort of Siorc senses that always tingled when he was around? How annoying, if so. He should just go away already. Didn't he get the picture? He would never, ever marry him. Not in a thousand years.


Seeing Siorc navigating through all the chaos, Earl could feel his heart flutter with danger. What was he doing here? He shouldn't be here at a time like this. He should turn back and leave right now before something bad can happen to him. He needed to tell him to turn back right away.


"Hi, Siorc!" Earl greeted. "You shouldn't be here! The city is extremely dangerous right now with the ongoing warfare! Let me escort you to the Palais Mermonia!"


The hyena rolled his eyes towards the stormy sky upon hearing such suggestion. He doesn't need to be escorted. He wasn't some damsel in distress awaiting rescue. When would this pest learn he would never be interested in him? He could feel a wave of rage flow through him. He was tired of this nonsense. He could fend for himself. He was not a helpless little doll that needed help all the time. He was a soldier of war. Thread snapping, his voice escaped him.


"Could you stop treating me like I'm a fragile little doll?" Siorc accidentally blurted out. "I'm not some damsel in distress who needs help all the time. Leave me alone, and go do your own job." But, such giving of the cold shoulder had been immediately ignored.


"But, they have guns, Siorc!" Earl exclaimed. "I saw what happened to receptionist behind the counter! Please, let me escort you to the Palais Mermonia for my own peace of mind!"


Hearing such, the hyena waved an invisible white flag upon the battlefield. He wasn't winning this battle, was he? Why waste his time arguing with him, he knew he would lose. Surrendering himself, a cold, hard metal vest had been slapped onto his body in a matter of moments. Feeling such, a wave of uncomfortableness overtook the soldier. What in the world was this thing? Get it off of him.


Earl grabbing his hand into a grip lock, the soldier let out a sigh. He just wanted to grab his hand didn't he? Citizens continuing to go at one another, bullets bounced off the vest one after another. Seeing such, the early adult had come to a quick realization, in a matter of moments.


This vest, it was a shield of sorts, wasn't it? Did he give him the only one he had? That was no good. There was no way a penguin was bulletproof. Earl dashing off faster, he had soon witnessed something almost entirely next level as the stairs swiftly approached at rapid speed.


Earl catching bullets with a singular transformed flipper, the early adult's jaw dropped open. Did this penguin go through some sort of training? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. What did it matter? He was probably fueled by his desire for marriage for sure, how annoying.


Pushing past the thick and thin of the warfare, the hyena could not help but wonder. Just how did the civilian violence even reach this point? No one was doing a thing to stop this. Shouldn't the Archon or Iudex do something about this? But, he supposed that simply was not possible.


Reaching the empty Aquabus Information Station, the hyena and the pesky fly parted ways. Returning the metallic cloth to him, the early adult prepared himself for further warfare on the fourth and final floor of the city. Reaching the top floor, a world of emptiness soon engulfed him.


Dragging his feet off towards Palais Mermonia, the hyena did not know why, but he sense sorrow in the raindrops dropping themselves downward. Uniform soaked to the bone, the soldier shook his head. The Agent was wrong about the dangers of the weather. It had been dangerous for one group, and one group only: Fontainians. His words of caution were quite the waste.


Stepping into the Palais Mermonia, an immediate wave of concern flowed through him at the sight before him. Troubled look on the Iudex's face, the chimera's heart skipped two beats. Was the Melusine's mood bothering him? Maybe he should see if he was alright. Placing his hands out in front of him, the wordless inquiry had come his way.


"Monsieur Siorc, you need not concern yourself with my personal woes," the Iudex responded. His eyes had then soon been on his uniform. "I must apologize for the current state of Fontaine's weather. But, the rain shall clear up soon."


Iudex reminding him once again that the typewriters had been moved upstairs, the soldier had soon been encouraged to remove his uniform. Hearing such, the hyena took off his winter coat. Ah, right, it would be quite terrible if his soaked jacket ruined the equipment.


Leaving the coat in the Iudex's care, for the time being, the early adult ascended to the second floor of the office building. Door still unlocked, the soldier shook his head. Why was it still open? But, the chimera shrugged. Maybe no one ever came up to the second floor.


Throwing every single thought away, the chimera placed himself in front of the typewriter. No note left for him this time, he took a deep breath. He did not have to write about the symphony this time? He was a free hyena. Five less pages to write. Such was a miracle to be had, for sure.


Placing his hands upon the keys, the early adult's mind immediately went blank. Why weren't the words coming to him? He could feel a block drop down into his head preventing letters from being written upon the page. How was he supposed to write about a time loop without sounding like he was less than sane? Impossible.


Letting out a groan, the soldier stared off into space. Come on, words come to him. He knew he had no choice but to write this report, so why wasn't anything coming to him? He did not know, but he knew, no matter what, he had to try harder. He had done this three times already, he couldn't fail like this now.


Letting out a scream, the hyena rubbed his working braincells together. He could do this. Something finally coming to him, the early adult typed with a ferocity. Time was ticking. He had to try harder to get this done quicker, or he would disappoint Her Majesty, guaranteed.


First page finished after about an hour of struggle, the early adult let out a huff. Her Majesty needed to stop making him write these useless things. Did she even read them? She probably did not. But, the chimera shot such thought with a sniper rifle. Of course she read them. Why would she have him write them otherwise? Backside written, as well, the chimera took a moment to check on his work.


"I had received an order to tide with dealings in the Temple of Silence recently. A month or so prior, a young looking man allowed the Fatui to be affiliated with the Temple of Silence. While I did not understand this at the time, it would seem this was something that had become useful later


People within the Temple of Silence had told me something almost unreal, and in some ways, almost unbelievable. Something about space and time being stuck in a small allocated period of time in the rainforest portion of Sumeru. As well as parts of the desert outside the jurisdiction of the area.


I had been told to, for whatever reason, not traverse through the desert at the moment. I surmise that, during the time loop, it is very dangerous to lurk around these parts of Sumeru when time is unstable. Despite such warning, I attempted to traverse through the great red sand, but it would seem such task was not possible.


No matter how many times I were to attempt to move through the desert, I would be brought right back to where I started, the Temple of Silence. I could not quite pinpoint why this was happening for quite some time. But, I had soon realized that space had been bent and warped.


For whatever reason, the people within the Temple of Silence are unaffected by the warped space. I cannot ascertain why this might be, nor do I have any sort of answer. Perhaps the Temple of Silence is in some sort of different dimension altogether. But, I guess I do not really need to know either way. It is best to not question it.


When I reached the Rainforest portion of Sumeru, I had noticed something was not right almost immediately. I could feel a sense of something being rather off. Almost like nothing was real upon reaching here. It felt like there was some sort of festival was being held. But, it wasn't a normal festival. Not at all whatsoever.


I had been informed by the citizens in the first loop, it was some sort of arts festival. Which, I found to be rather unusual on all levels. I have heard that the arts were quite frowned upon in Sumeru. I almost knew right then and there. Something had been amiss about that. There was no way that the Akademiya would allow a performing arts festival.


I found myself in a closed space with no true way out, at first. The festival kept on looping day after day. And, none of the natives within Sumeru seemed to be aware of it. At least, not from what I could tell. I tried finding people who might have been aware. But, a majority of them were not aware of the loop, and continued repeating the same day over and over again.


It had only gotten worse the further in I traversed through the rainforest. Everything was repeating itself. I could feel myself slowly beginning to lose hope. How could I ever hope to find the answer to the same day happening over and over again? But, that's when a voice had given me an unusual, but helpful tip.


Sumeru had been stuck in a dream. Which, at first, I was struggling to believe a little. How could that be possible? I had been under the impression that the people of Sumeru do not dream. But, I guess that isn't quite the case in this situation. Was I wrong? Perhaps so. But, after learning this was someone's dream and not a true loop, it'll made sense."


Dropping his head on the table for a moment, the chimera groaned. This report was absolutely infuriating. There was no way Her Majesty was going to believe any of what she's going to read. Not a chance. He was going to be told to stop fooling around, for sure. No doubt about it.


Lifting his head from the table, the early adult kept on going. But, he could feel his will begin to waver as he had written the second of five pages. This was such a nonsensical article. There was no way anyone would believe any of this. This was the most ridiculous report yet.


Third and fourth page soon written, the chimera once again groaned as he attempted to power through his report of garbage and trash. Maybe the storm had begun to eat away at him, as well. But, the hyena shook his head. Certainly not. Why even assume such a thing? He had not been angry, nor out of control.


Fifth and final page done, the chimera banged the pages together into a neat pile. Descending back down to the first floor, he gazed at the Iudex once more. Obvious look of pain still decorating his face, the hyena knew. The Melusines, he had to do something about them. Dry uniform handed off to him, the early adult's fingers did all the talking.


Iudex telling him not to worry about it, the hyena rejected such rejection. Sit around and do nothing while the Iudex's honorary daughters were suffering with bouts of anger? He could not let this go undealt with. Not a chance. Exiting the area, the hyena prepared himself for warfare, found two, featuring Petrichor.


Marcotte Station an absolute ghost town, the hyena turned his head towards the right and let. Where in the world was everyone? He did not know. Maybe the station and pathway to the opera house had been closed off. He needed to get out of here as soon as he possibly could, or he would be in trouble.


Taped up boat waiting for him, the chimera had begun to stroke south, as usual. But, as the rain continued to fall, the soldier could feel a continuous wave of fear flow through him. Could the primordial seawater affect travelling vehicles? If such were the case, he was about to become fish food, for sure.


Reaching Petrichor in about an hour, immediate gun warfare overtook the area. Seeing such, the soldier jumped ten steps back, did everyone in Fontaine have a secret pistol somewhere? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. This was getting out of hand. Shouts coming his way, he knew what to expect in a matter of moments.


"Run, Black Fish Steak Bro!" Lonan's voice shouted. "The guns are locked and loaded!"


"Um, uh, yeah, run towards the entrance towards the Faded Castle!" Rabiu's voice shouted, drifting. "There's no one fighting amongst themselves there!"


Slipping on his diving equipment, multiple bullets bounced off the fat blubbery suit. Leaping down the water hole, the soldier automatically thrusted forward through the bodies of water in front of him. But, upon reaching the main area within the Faded Castle, something had not been right whatsoever.


"You have arrived, hyena child," Osse said from afar. "Come, right this way."


Hearing such, the hyena let out a groan. He was no longer a child, why did this cat with two different colored eyes decide to continue calling him that? But, he knew it would do him no good to raise a fuss about it. Heading off towards their current perch, the chimera gave eye contact. What happened this time? Whatever it was, he needed to get to it as soon as he possibly could and restore the symphony.


"Hyena child, you need to chase down the statues and find away to reset them," Osse said. "Or, they will, as the koala child would say, 'go boom."


Hearing such, the soldier's heart skipped more than five beats. The statues in the Faded Castle were about to explode? He had to go and do what now? Reset them? Why him, and how in the world was he supposed to go about doing such a thing? Surely, this was a dream. There was absolutely no way this was real. It could not have been true.


Words go boom echoing in his mind, the hyena turned his head off towards the right and left. How much time was left before they were going to explode? There couldn't have possibly been much time left, for sure. He had to hurry. The seconds were ticking downward with every living, waking moment. But, as he readied to run towards the statues in question, obstacle number one had come his way.


"Hello, did the Fatuus not hear just now what he had to do?" Rashmi asked in annoyed tone. "Hop to it already!"


"I reckon he doesn't know how to restart the statues?" Malati asked.


"Plant duo can tell him how to do it, then," Rashmi responded. She then turned towards the fatuus. "One, not helping you this time, fatuus. Two, try to not screw this up. Three, don't leave a mess."


Rashmi soon turning back around, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Did she have to go and say all that? It's not like he would leave any sort of mess around here. Was this her attempt at a joke? If it was, it most certainly wasn't a funny one. Knowing time was ticking, the chimera had begun running.


Spotting the first of many statues glowing with some dark energy, the soldier let out a sigh. How was he supposed to reset the statues? Was there a switch he had to locate? Not seeing the plant duo around, the chimera sifted through his satchel, for the moment.


Finding a light blue great sword at the bottom of the container, the hyena prepared himself. Surely, battling them into a pile of nothing would reset them. While he knew brute forcing was a poor decision, he knew he had to go through with it before trying something else.


Unusual statute whinnying like the absent horses in Mondstadt, the chimera took a long deep breath. This time, for sure, he would defeat the statues. His score against these entities had been statue, six, himself zero. Blade out in front of him, the festival of slashes had soon begun.


Slashing up a storm, the statue creatures fought back in a matter of moments. Weapon fired off towards his direction, the soldier let out a scream. Just what kind of defenses did these enemies have? A wall of steel? There was no possible way he could do this if so. A claymore could not cut through steel, guaranteed.


Creatures soon shielding themselves, the chimera could hear a loud ticking noise of doom. Hearing such, the chimera could feel the walls begin to close in on him. How was he supposed to reset these creatures? Osse had asked for quite the impossible. Utterly inconceivable.


Attempting to defeat them on constant repeat, the chimera broke into a sweat as the ticking got louder. They were going to blow any second. Why couldn't he reset them? The switch, where could it have been? Where was it hiding? He had to keep trying to defeat them, no matter what.


Such victory never came. Statues galloping, the early adult could hear the ticks get quicker and quicker with every given second at hand. There wasn't much time left. Any second now, and all the statues would go boom. He was running out of time. He had to try harder, right here, right now. But, as the sloppy fights continued, demands came his way.


"That's not how you reset them!" Noce shouted at the top of thon's lungs. "You gotta aim at the switch in the back, Mr. Braindead!"


"How did you not figure it out?" Cèdre asked. "Just wondering, is that brain of yours smooth and not wrinkled at all? They say the smoother your brain, the stupider you are! Willing to bet I could cut it in half with a fork, that's how dumb you are!"


The early adult was ready to rip his hair out at such comments. Did these two think their insults were helping him? If they thought such, they were definitely wrong. But, he supposed he should probably take their advice. They lived down here. Didn't they know best? Right, aim for the back. That was his best chance at winning.


Cracking his knuckles, the soldier prepared himself with all his might to aim for the backside. But, such attempt had its immediate consequences. Statues turning themselves around, their three hundred sixty five degree turn took the chimera from surprise. They could do something like that? It was over. Resetting them had to have been impossible now.


Continuing with all his might, nothing happened once more. Seeing such, the chimera could feel his will begin to slip. Was there no way to win this? He was starting to believe the statues were simply invincible. Had that been the case? Perhaps, just maybe, nothing could be done, perhaps he should just throw in the towel and just attempt to restore the symphony.


"Wow, you're really braindead up there!" Noce exclaimed. "You still haven't beaten them!"


"Both braindead and weak!" Cèdre shouted. "Fine! We'll destroy them with our poison so they reset! Mmk? Try and watch closely at what real strength looks like!" But, their attempts to poison did absolutely nothing for minutes on end. Ha, lame. How could this be? No, this was a mistake. Strange shadow coming out of nowhere, she let out another scream. "I won't let this stupid monster beat me!"


Monster unable to receive the poison of doom, the early adult could feel doom flow through the roof. How in the world was this possible? There was nothing to be done. This had to have been some sort of pressure test. It had to have been, for sure. It had to have been, but another shout soon removed him from his thoughts.


"Iomra, Satine, wake up!" Noce screamed in a demanding tone. "We're in big trouble here!" As thon said such, a pair of feet came running.


"We were sleeping peacefully, ya know!" Iomra complained. "Why did ya have to go and wake us!"


"It's literally an emergency right now!" Noce shouted. "See? Look shadow creature! Poison immune monsters!"


"Blah, blah, blah blah, blah!" Iomra mocked. "Ya know, you could've just asked Rashmi and Malati!"


"Bleh, you dare mention that fiend's name!" Noce exclaimed. "No way!"


"Not a chance," Cèdre chimed in.


"Geez louise!" Satine shouted. "Gods, Iomra, just help them! You can go right back to sleep after! It's not like something like this hasn't already happened a million times, or anything!"


Group of four arguing, the hyena scratched his head. This group was way too dysfunctional to work together. Why did they even form a pact to come down here for all eternity in the first place? But, he supposed he would never understand these people, so why bother trying to make sense of it?


Koala and badger joining the chase, the hyena witnessed something rather peculiar. Iomra bringing out some strange type of leaves he had never seen before forming into some sort of weapon, one button had soon been pressed. Seeing such, he could not help but wonder. Was he Dendro? Sizing him up, he shrugged. He had no Vision. How strange.


Shrugging, the chase continued. Koala and badger duo instructing him on how to properly beat these enemies, to reset, the chimera could feel his energy drain as the hours cruised on by. Why was this an entire ensemble of issues to go through? Nearly a dozen back switches hit with his blade, the early adult huffed and puffed. Just what was powering these statues? He did not know, but he knew he had to reset them all for any chance of the symphony restarting.


Every statue soon reset after about eight hours of work, the hyena dashed off towards Osse. Pure white cat letting out a loud meow, the shadow creature waved a black flag. Seeing such, sweat poured down the hyena's cheek. Was this feline hiding a secret power he wasn't aware of? But, a clap of thunder soon ruined everything. Rashmi flying towards him, rudeness kicked into overdrive.


"One, it's coming, so get out of here," Rashmi said in a demanding tone. "Two, you're weak and pathetic." She rolled her eyes as she said such. "Three, not dealing with how weak you are. So, go. Now."


Hearing such, the soldier sighed. The obstacle strikes again. He knew that, if he stayed here any longer, it was the end of the road, the soldier returned to the surface world. Unconscious bodies piled up everywhere, the hyena leaped over them. Had the war finally ended in double surrender? The soldier sure hoped so.


Bird man calling out to him, the chimera dashed off towards the voice. Guided inside, he had soon been taken into a guestroom. Small cot in front of him, the hyena placed himself upon it. Wave of immediate tiredness overtaking him, the soldier removed his glasses. But, as the world of sleep was about to take him away for the late evening, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Rashmi was still a major obstacle in the way.


***


"You just can't make this stuff up!
Of course, when things start getting
Utterly weird around here, Noce


Complains about it,
And then proceeds to go an act like Rashmi is to blame!
Not everything is her fault,
Noce! I know you despise her,
Of course I know all
That, but I doubt it's her fault!


Might this be the fault of the people up
Above? Most certainly, I don't even
Know these days who
Even lives up


There, if anyone!
How could I? Half the time,
I'm usually
Sleeping, and I don't know a


Single other thing that happens
To this place anymore.
Ugh, well, anyway! It's not Rashmi's
Fault, despite Noce suggesting it is her
Fault. Why would it be, anyway?


Unless I am simply mistaken,
Perhaps I am, anyway,


It does seem like Noce's anger towards her is endless. Yes, yes, I know we


Should have been more adamant about rejecting that pact.
Well, centuries too late for that now.
Eh, so, right now,
At this moment in time, there's these
Really terrifying shadow monsters.


I can't even figure out where they came from,


So I'd rather not go
And venture any sort of guesses
Why would I when I


Simply just do not know
How, what, when or where
And, I guess, why they are here. I really just
Do not get it at all, honestly.
Or rather, why
Would I get it specifically?


Perhaps I missed something when in hibernation mode.
Even so, it's pretty
Obvious to me that a big
Problem now, and I can't just go back into hibernation.
Look, Noce can go and blame Rashmi for
Everything all thon wants. But, that


Doesn't change the fact, she doesn't
Even have anything to do with this.
For, I know that she,
In the long run cannot creature things out of
Nothing. Well
I guess, really
That should be obvious, and all that.
Eh, well, she's always going to
Let out the blame onto Rashmi.
You know, to be honest I just


Don't understand thon sometimes.
It takes a lot of energy to
Despise someone.


It really isn't worth


All that energy, it really isn't.
Maybe I am just


Not understanding,
Or something.
The seeds are just extremely deep, and I


Can't quite put my finger on it.
Right, well, I'm not gonna bother
And, I'm not going to
Zip around into the confine's of my twin's head.
Yeah, that's right, there you go.


Rashmi is annoying
And all that, but I do not
Subscribe to my sibling despising nature towards
Her. I just relate to it in any shape or form.
Maybe I would if
I had more of a problem, but


You know, honestly, in retrospect,
Over the past hundred years or so I have
Ultimately, and utterly


Stopped caring
About all this entirely.
Why waste any more


Time and breath on that dragon lady?
Honestly, I hold no ill will towards her,
Even though she forced us to form her pact with us in the end.
Maybe I just don't care about anything anymore.


That's becoming a rather
Obvious thing for me as of late.
Or rather, something that would have mattered to me centuries ago, but doesn't now. Oh, well."


Waking up the next morning, the early adult could hear a knock on the door. Hearing such, the hyena reached for his glasses. Had the Agent come by to give him some more orders, or something? But, the soldier shook his head. How would he even know he was in here? He would not know.


"Rab, I'll get it," Lonan said. "Catch some more zzzs." But, the tone of his voice soon shifted to disgust. "Gwendolyn, what are you doing here?" There was a serious tone flowing through his words. "And, how did you get my address?"


"Does it matter how I obtained it?" Gwendolyn asked, rolling her eyes. "I'm not here for you! I'm here for that Fatui you're hiding in your home."


"Ugh. You flew all this way here for that?" Lonan groaned shaking his head. "I thought you told me when we ended our fake relationship, you wouldn't associate with me, and I wouldn't associate with you."


"Men never listen, do they?!" Gwendolyn asked in an irritated tone. "I'll repeat myself. I'm not here for you. I'm here for the Fatui! Hurry up, and go wake him already!"


Hearing Gwendolyn's annoying voice, the chimera let out a groan. Archons, why did he have to encounter her of all people again? This bird woman was more infuriating than the bounty hunters. What in the world could she have possibly wanted? Whatever it was, he wanted no part of this, either. Attempting to turn back around at the sight of her, she let out an annoyed grunt.


"I don't want to see you just as much as you don't want to see me!" Gwendolyn shouted. "Whatever. Don't look at me, I'll just speak my message." She rolled her eyes towards the sky as she said such. "The Iudex wants you to go get --------- and bring her to Merusea Village."


Hearing such, the hyena scratched his ears. Did he hear that correctly just now? Get the Head Nurse at the Fortress of Meropide now after a day had already passed to deal with the Melusine issue? Too little too late for that at this point. That had been a day ago, what good would getting her do now?


"Hurry up!" Gwendolyn shouted. "Time's ticking, you know!"


"Gwendolyn, if you're going to yell at Black Fish Steak bro, get out of here," Lonan warned. "Don't come to my house again, alright?"


Gwendolyn soon leaving, the early adult shrugged. Why did the Iudex send her over of all people? Surely, he had known the history between these two? But, he supposed it was not his job to keep up with the citizens and their issues with one another. Not at all in any shape, or form.


"Um, Lonan, something wrong?" Rabiu asked.


"Nothin'. Already taken care of," Lonan responded. He then turned toward Black Fish Steak bro. "Anyway, bro, you should probs be careful. Seems that storm is getting much worse now and I have no clue what to do about it, so protect yourself if you can."


Nodding, the early adult returned to his taped up boat. But, immediately upon reaching Marcotte Station, something just had not been right. Storm stronger than ever before up above, the soldier's knees had begun to buckle. What was happening here? What was with this highly concentrated rage?


Birds from the waters letting out a honk, they had soon begun to chase him at lightning speed. Quacks and various other cries coming out of the waterworks, the hyena had begun running. There they were, the menaces to society. He cried fowl, literally. Who went and made these creatures angry? This wasn't good.


Knowing he had to get to the fortress pronto, the chimera had begun running. But, the birds had begun to chase him as fast as they could possibly muster. Seeing such, the early adult dashed off faster and faster. Steel feathers as sharp as a pin coming towards him, he kept running. What was this? The storm, had it being affected water fowl, too? How incredibly cruel.


Steel feathers of doom still racing towards him, the hyena leaped with all his might. No way was he fighting back against poor, innocent creatures. He could not do that, not once. Hearing multiple honks one after another, the chimera would not budge. He would not dirty his hands in such a way.


Trail of feathers following him off towards the backside of the Opera Epiclese, the hyena kept running. Why were they still following him? Hadn't they all realized by now he wouldn't lay a hand on them? He supposed they didn't get the memo. Speeding up his running speed, the hyena kept on dashing forward and out.


Elevator almost upon him, the soldier took a leap of faith. These angry birds, they're not going to get to him. Maybe they should just launch some green pigs into stones, or something. But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. What in the world is he thinking? What a stupid thing to say. Pigs weren't green. He had leaned too into ridiculousness for that one.


Glass box doors soon closing, the chimera prepared himself for the possibility of enraged prisoners beating the living existing daylights out of him. Was he about to get locked up for angering a prisoner over breathing too loud? He needed to make sure his breathing was as quiet as possible, no matter what.


Reaching the underground prison world after about five minutes, the early adult scratched the side of his head. Nothing out of the ordinary had been going on down here. The Fortress, had it been too far isolated from the rest of the world to be affected by the storm? He supposed so. Maybe that was it. Grand Duke patrolling the prison, eyes had soon been on him.


"Hello, Siorc. Here for Zack and Monique?" the Grand Duke asked. "I'm afraid neither of them are here today. They're cleaning the high security cells today."


Inquires about the otter duo coming his way, the early adult shook his head. Placing his two index fingers into a cross shape and placing them above his head as if he was wearing the Head Nurse's hat, the soldier proceeded to spell out the words with the tips of his fingers.


"---------?" the Grand Duke asked. A name had been said, but the hyena could not hear it. "In the infirmary."


Hearing such, the soldier snapped his fingers. He should have known that by now. She was almost always in there unless she was off. Why did he assume otherwise? Running through the prison towards the dormitory block, the chimera picked up the pace. Infirmary completely empty in its entirety, the chimera huffed a weak breath.


"You're that fatuus with the hyena tail from the surface," the Head Nurse said. "Is there something wrong? Do you have a medical emergency?"


Hearing such, the early adult could feel a wave of embarrassment. Why did she have to go and mention his tail? Had it been sticking out right now? Not feeling it from behind him, the soldier couldn't help but feel even more embarrassed. Is this what he's remembered for down here? That was the last thing he wanted to be recalled.


Taking a deep breath, he shook his head. Wordlessly communicating the Melusines in the surface world were engulfed in a heavy world of anger and pain, the soldier couldn't help but wonder. Had he been exaggerating a little bit? Perhaps. But, he knew if he didn't, she would tell him that's not an emergency, and don't come into her infirmary for such silly things.


"I am aware of that, and it does sound like an emergency," the Head Nurse said, standing up from her chair. "I'll help calm everyone down. But, I can't leave the infirmary unattended for too long, so have to leave now!"


Hearing such, the soldier nodded. Right, this oddly human faced Melusine was a doctor. She really did not have time for cases like this. Signing the words Merusea Village, she understood completely. Head Nurse informing the Grand Duke she'll be leaving for a little while, a wave of guilt flowed through him. He should have done this yesterday, shouldn't he? If any sea denizens hurt themselves from their intense anger, he only had himself to blame.


Taking the glass box upwards back towards the surface, the soldier had begun running. He had to head for Merusea Village as fast as he could possibly muster. The Head Nurse Melusine didn't have time to waste around here. He needed to be as quick as possible, no matter what.


Marcotte Station Aquabus inoperable for some reason, the soldier's heart skipped four beats. Great, just his luck, the fast way back to Elynas was not an option right now. Finding a wooden vessel, the party of two dropped down into it. Rowing as fast as he could possibly muster, his heart beat hard and fast in his chest.


Beaches off the coast between the Belleau and Beryl regions closing in on one another, the early adult huffed and puffed. He was almost there. Melusines shooting at each other from afar making a rather extreme racket, the young soldier accidentally dropped a rudder. Why were they still trying to snipe one another? This was awful. He could hardly take this any longer.


Docking the boat, the soldier could feel his breaths get heavy. Faced paced action was a heartstopper, indeed. Heart beating hard, and fast in his chest, the soldier performed his breathing exercises. Heart beat dissipating into normalcy, he could see the Head Nurse's eyes giving him a concerned look.


"Are you alright?" the head nurse asked. "It seems like you're experiencing some heart palpitations. Do you need an examination?"


Hearing such, the hyena flinched. An examination, now? There was no time for that. The Melusines were far more important than him. There was no need for that sort of thing. There was no reason to inconvenience her with even more on her plate than she already had to deal with, and he knew that.


"I am fine, miss," the hyena responded. "We have to go. Your sisters are more important."


Head Nurse eyeing him the entire way, the soldier broke out into a sweat. She wasn't buying it, was she? He would need to forgo running, for now, for sure, or the rescue mission would be halted, guaranteed. Slowing down his sprint into a walk, multiple Melusines had soon begun to fight one another in the presence of their human faced kin.


Some sort of unusual pills shot from the Head Nurse's bow, the soldier did not quite understand the short sea denizen's strategy here. How would this calm down her sisters? But, he supposed that was on him to find out. Multiple Melusines snapping themselves out of it after awhile, the party of two soon reached the water hole.


Brume and Eclater peeking their heads out again with looks of extreme panic on their faces, the hyena gave them a suspicious side glance. Were these two about to cue the theatrics? He sure hoped not. The last thing he needed right now was an overdramatic crying scene. He stared directly into the void as he said such.


"Big Sis Siggy!" Brume shouted. "It's, like, totally kooky down here!"


"Super whack!" Eclater shouted. "Our sisters are super mad over nothing!"


"Yelling at the walls, and fighting each other!" Brume exclaimed. "Super freaky stuff!"


"You two and your silly human phrases!" the Head Nurse said, briefly giggling. "But, don't worry, I'm on it."


Head Nurse leaping down the water hole, the early adult puffed a sigh of relief. He supposed, if she could take care of it, he didn't have anything to worry about. Knowing it was time to return to Petrichor, the early adult made his slow return back towards the isolated island.


Everyone still unconscious, the early adult could feel a wave of relief. No more warfare? He was a free hyena. Diving suit soon upon him, the chimera dropped back downward towards the Faded Castle. It was time to resume attempting to restore the symphony. He was running out of time, for sure. He had to try harder, no matter what. But, as soon as he reached the bottom, dragon fingers pointed his way.


"Cèdre, over yonder!" Malati exclaimed. "Fatuus, Cèdre and I gotta chit chat with ya."


"You're throwing me under the Aquabus?!" Cèdre exclaimed. "How dare you Malati!"


"I reckon you're thinking too deeply into this?" Malati asked. "Ain't you the one who said you know how to restore the symphony?"


"Gah, ya got me, ya got me!" Cèdre exclaimed. They then pointed at the fatuus. "You, Fatuus! I know how to restore the symphony! But, ya see, thing is ya gotta go negotiate with the statues inside the Lost Sea! You're on your own now. Go do that by yourself. Kaaay byeeeeee, mwah!"


"Cèdre! Ain't you forgettin' something?" Malati asked. She then sighed. "Guess I'll tell you what she went an' forgot. Them statues hoardin' some Grimoires, methinks."


Hearing such, the hyena groaned. Not this again. Even more lost grimoires that were lost in the Sea of Bygone Eras? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense? Just how many songbooks did he need at this point to complete this annoying thing? But, he supposed he had no choice. He had to go get them and negotiate with the statue monsters.


Diving equipment back on, the soldier swore he could hear Osse tell him to not enter the portal. But, the hyena could not hear them. He had to go in there. He didn't have a choice. Jumping in, a beautiful sea with a lot of underwater mountains, caves, strange sea fungi, and a castle far off across the bridge awaited him. Seeing such, he couldn't help but feel fascinated. So, this was the lost kingdom of Remuria? How very interesting.


But, something had been quite off as his diving suit trust him forward. Seeing huge whale tied up by binding chains, the soldier shrugged his shoulders. That wasn't his problem, was it? This was Rashmi's property. She could free the creature from its shackles. But, he could feel a heavy layer of darkness cover the area in a matter of moments.


Shrugging, the chimera disregarded such foreboding energy. He didn't have time to deal with such a thing. Knowing he had to go into the cave to get the lost grimoire's, the soldier had his diving suit thrust him towards the southeast. But, the voice called out to him again.


"Hyena child, turn back!" Osse shouted. "It's dangerous in there!"


But, the hyena refused. Turn back now, after he had finally made it into the Sea of Bygone Eras for more than two whole minutes? No way. He was completing the symphony this time, and getting away from here. He was running out of time. Her Majesty would run out of patience for him soon.


Osse continuing to call out to him telling him to turn back, the refusal continued. No way, he's not turning back, not a chance. The lost Grimoires he had to obtain them. This had to be the final time he would deal with the symphony. He needed to succeed today, no matter what.


Reaching the cave, statue people holding four score books awaited him. Seeing such, the early adult readied himself for peaceful negotiation. Surely, if he just asked very nicely, they would hand them over, and this could all be over. Taking a deep breath, the early adult forced the words onto his lips.


"Please sirs, allow me to borrow your grimoires," the hyena said, voice barely audible, bowing in humility.


But, such had been met with immediate violence. Statue picking him up, his short body flung across the room like a baby bird thrown out of its nest by accident. Fat, blubbery suit cushioning the blow, the early adult let out a groan. He sees, there's no room for negotiation, was there? Time to fight water with water.


Statutes opening up the songbooks, discordant tunes of doom ruptured the chimera's eardrums. Hearing such, the hyena let out a scream. What was this? Statue creature saying he can have the book alright, if he fights for it, the chimera grit his teeth. Was this monster being serious right now? He didn't have time for these annoying games!


Shadow creature coming out of nowhere, the hyena let out a shout. Why was that thing back again? He couldn't win, not like this. It was over, he was done for. Shadow monster soon fusing with the statue creature, their weapon swung back and forth with an angered frenzy.


Blade coming his way, the soldier attempted with all his might to dodge. But, such never came. Blade sliced and diced underneath his diving suit like he was a bowl of fruit ready to cut up, the hyena's heart skipped a beat. The shadow monster, did it find a spot underneath his air tank? What a dirty little cheat.


Portal soon tossing him out back to the castle, the soldier could feel himself fall to the ground. The portal, why did it reject him again? Sudden wave of tiredness eating him up and spitting him out, the chimera crawled up into a ball? Unable to keep his eyes open a moment longer, a wave of confusion flowed through him as he closed his eyes. What in the world was going on down here? Something wasn't right. Something was not right at all.


Unable to move, the soldier gave up the fight. Why was he so tired all of a sudden. What did the shadow creature do to him? Feeling his consciousness about to give out at any given moment, his eyes closed once more. Something was amiss here. Slipping into darkness, he repeated such thought one last time.


Nothing's adding up. Something's amiss.


***


I don't know anymore, honestly. Going to be open about it. I


Just can't do this. Not at all.
Ugh, I really just can't do this at all.
So, I probably just shouldn't bother
To try. I am wasting my time trying to


Completely restore this symphony
At all. It really just is
Not working at all whatsoever, so
This is just a waste of my time,


Don't you see?
Of course it is.


It's not worth it anymore. Please, Your Majesy,
Take this off my list of things to do. I can't do this anymore. It's impossible. Please, I am begging."


Coming to the next morning, the soldier could hear Rashmi immediately click her tongue. Hearing such, the chimera let out a groan. Excellent, just what he needed right now, more reasons for Rashmi to run her angry mouth. Couldn't she ever stop to think what she's about to say isn't worth it?


"You're so weak," Rashmi said, dragon talons crossed across her waist. "How did a weak, pathetic buffoon become a soldier of war?"


"I reckon he's just pretending to be weak?" Malati asked.


"Whatever," Rashmi responded rolling her eyes. "One, go around the castle and play the instruments to reset everything." Her tone was irritated, as usual. "Two, Noce and Cèdre have something to tell you, fatuus." She once again rolled her eyes, how annoying. "Three, pathetic."


Hearing such word again, the soldier rolled his eye in tandem. He gets it already, he's weak and pathetic. Did she have to keep reminding him of his moment of weakness? Shrugging, the soldier dropped by the plant duo's room. Party of two seating themselves with the book Art of Negotiation, the chimera let out a sigh. Not that book again. How did those two even get that? Looking up from their tomes of garbage, Noce let thon demands be known first.


"Hey, hey, psst, bugger, over here!" Noce exclaimed. "We gotta present for you!"


Strange locket dropped into his hands, the hyena tilted his head. What in the world was this? Slimy metallic thing burning his palms, the soldier screeched. Why was this thing hot? This was some sort of trick, wasn't it? If it was, it wasn't very funny, that's for sure.


"My soul's in there, mwah!" Cèdre said with a kissy face. "Just kidding. It's a statue hijacker so you don't gotta fight 'em anymore. If you fell for my bait, you're a weirdo, by the way!"


Being called weird, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Who was the weird one here? They said their soul was inside this thing. How annoying. Placing the locket upon his uniform belt, the soldier headed off towards the first instrument he needed to bother with.


Finding himself beside a rather unusual stage, the soldier tilted his head. What in the world was he about to do? He did not know. Large bubbles soon appearing everywhere without warning, the chimera froze in place. What did he have to do now? He did not get it. Not one little bit.


Symphony failed, the chimera groaned. What was this, some acting thing? He was not an actor, far from it. How in the world was he supposed to do this? Trying again multiple times, he had not succeeded in any shape or form. Failure on the high roll, the chimera sighed. What was he supposed to do here? He had no idea. This was too ridiculous.


Attempting one last time, the failure weighed heavy. What was he doing wrong. He was popping the bubbles in a rhythm, wasn't he? So, why wasn't he succeeding? Trying again over and over and over again, the soldier's high ratio failures kept stacking up on top of one another. Koala and badger coming his way, their shouts pierced through the discord.


"No, that's all wrong!" Iomra exclaimed. "You can't just play the notes how you please! That's not how the symphony works!"


"My poor old ears!" Satine exclaimed, covering them.


"Old?" Iomra asked in disbelief.


"Old!" Satine shouted back.


"Whatevs!" Iomra exclaimed back. "Anyhoo, do it right this time, mmk?"


Hearing such, the hyena slapped his palm across his forehead. Could these chimeras stop bossing him around so much? This entire lot, all of them except Malati were the most bossy people he had ever met. If there was an award for such, all five of them would immediately tie for first, no question.


Sighing, the hyena tried again and again for hours on end. Failing for what felt like one hundred times, the hyena shouted. He was never going to get this right, was he? Satine getting annoyed she had soon taught him how to do it right. Following through, the first instrument had been officially reset. Or, so he thought.


Shadow creature soon demanding a fight, the early adult let out a sigh. Why did this creature enjoy messing with him so much? Enough was enough. Enemy vanquished once again after seventy-five strikes, the hyena huffed and puffed up a storm. He did not know why, but fighting such creature had been quite tiresome.


Moving onto the next instrument, a rather difficult reset awaited him. Failing more than a quadruple dozen times, the chimera could feel his will begin to waver. Why was he even bothering with this anymore? He wasn't fit for a musical related job. He was not a composer, not a conductor, not musically inclined. Why couldn't some other fatuus do this?


Knowing he had to go back into the Sea of Bygone Eras to negotiate with the statue people, the soldier headed towards the door between the castle and the lost one. But, he could hear Osse shout at him once more. The lost sea was dangerous, he should not go in there. But, the soldier refused to listen. He could not end this here, not now.


Darkness within stronger than ever before, the hyena held back the urge to gag. What was this intense wave of nausea he was feeling? But, he took a deep breath. Maybe his air tank was acting up. He needed to go back to the cave, right this instant, and get this over with.


Such, however, was yet another failure. Large, gigantic bright red sea spider coming to greet him, the soldier let out a scream. Where did this thing come from? Creature demanding he fight it, the hyena sighed. Now, of all times? He did not have time for this. He had grimoires to collect.


Arachnid placing him in a web cocoon in a matter of moments, the hyena squirmed. He could not move, he was a prisoner of spider land. Attempting with all his might to free himself, the hyena screeched. Let him out of this cage, let him out right now. But, such did not happen. Sticky poisons of doom eating him alive, he had soon been expelled from the lost sea once more.


"See? Still not welcome in there," Rashmi said. "So, get out of here. Don't waste time until accepted by the lost sea."


Rashmi kicking him out once more, the soldier sighed. He supposed he had absolutely no choice but to leave this place, or else he would be picking a fight with a dragon. Exiting up towards the surface world, the Ginger Fatui awaited him once more. But, he could not help but feel a heavy wave of rage in her movements.


"Soldier, you are dismissed for today," the ginger Fatui said in an irritated tone. "Get out of here, and go back to Snezhnaya now."


Hearing such, the soldier removed his teleport waypoint proxy orb in a uneven heartbeat. What was going one, why was she so cross with him all of a sudden? Military barracks upon him, the soldier paced around in the soundproof room, for the time being. Why hadn't he been accepted by the lost sea? He did not understand.


Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform put away, the hyena closed his eyes as the head hit the pillow. But, one final thought claimed him as he went to the world of tormented sleep. He wasn't getting any closer to completing it, was he?


The symphony of doom.

 

[Palamon]

6: Lost Sea Symphony 5: Eels, Shackles, and Scores.
"Be real with me right now, Your Majesty
At least, if you're going to
Constantly send me out on this mission
Knowing you really want whatever there is in the Faded Castle, you know


At least explain
To me in one way or another what


It is you're after. Please, at least
Try communicating with me in writing.


At least, if you did, I'd
Get exactly what it is you're
Asking me to do
I know that must be very difficult for you.
Nothing is clear cut


With you. And, I already know that
It's getting to a point
That's getting next to impossible for any of this to go smoothly.
However, I am just asking,


This is making no sense, Your Majesty.
How could you keep sending me on this mission?
I just don't understand, I really, truly don't.
So, let me ask you


Something, what exactly is it that
You want from
Me, Your Majesty?
Perhaps if you weren't so
Horrifically vague
On all this I wouldn't
Need to second guess everything.
Yes, yes that's it exactly


Yes, completely
One hundred percent.
Uh, alright perhaps not.
Right, I'm exaggerating again.


Maybe she just wants me to go
And figure it out myself
Just like I always do
Every single time.
So, don't question it, just do
The same as I always do.
Yes, that's just


What has to be done.
Hahaha, so here we go again
You know, Your Majesty, this


Has become so
Annoying at this point
Very, very annoying
Everything is making so little sense


You know? I really don't understand
Or comprehend any of this it's
Utterly confusing


Not like it matters in the long run
Of it all, I know
That she doesn't care. I


Get that, of course
I do, but this mission is
Very difficult thus far in
Every capacity. Eh.
Not like it matters for much, I guess.


Ugh, so the symphony. How am I going to complete it?
Perhaps, the issue is the way I'm going about it.


Or, maybe not. I'm
Not too sure anymore


This is getting
Harder for me to figure out.
It's even more difficult
Since that rage cloud has gotten so out of control.


Yet, she keeps on persisting.
Everything is as it's usually
This is nothing that


I am not used to


Can I even act surprised
Anymore? No,
Not really, since
Nothing has really changed.
Of course, I do have to go and try harder.
Try harder, try harder,


Because, at this point I think she's running out of patience.
Eh. One more mistake, and I'm dead that's
Likely what
Is going through Her Majesty's
Ever cold brain. I'm
Very much, at this point afraid for my life
Every second of every moment


There's a high chance she
Has plans for getting rid of me
If I fail one more time
She's going to kill me


Hahahah, hahaha
Of course, of course that's how Fatui life works. It's
Never going to change,
Ever. And, I
Shouldn't act like it's ever going
To! Hahaha, hahaha, hahahaha, that's
Life! I've since accepted it.
Yes, I have accepted


This so long ago at this point it
Has become set
Into stone!
So, I hardly know what to say!


I'm probably deemed a failure, and
Soon, I'll be


Gutted, destroyed, life
Ended on a black platter.
This is likely
The last time
I can fail. And, if I do,
No more living. I'll be
Gutted, ended, destroyed.


Right, honestly, I should have tried harder.
I should have tried harder and all that.
Do I think at this point
I can restore this symphony?
Cannot say for sure.
Unless I do all I can, I'll probably have to
Liquidate my existence soon,
Oh, it's the final countdown.
Ugh, no. Stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop.


All that is nonsense
There's no way


This will be the mission that
Her Majesty might kill me over.
It's definitely not likely, I need to
Stop overthinking. Stop that.


Perhaps I should look at this from another angle,
Or something. That's it, of course
It is. That's it entirely.
Now, I really should
Try all I am able.


I will do all I can.


Just try harder, that's the
Ultimate key to all this.
So keep pushing,
The symphony must be restored


Don't forget: Her Majesty is always watching
Over in her palace.


Never am I ever alone
Or in solitude. She's always watching.
That's how it always is. So I have to


Get down and focus on
Everything in front of me.
That's the key.


Will I finally complete this mission by
Hardening my mindset?
Ah, perhaps not,
Though it'll get me near the conclusion


So much faster. It's
Hard to say for certain, but
Even so. It


Will become clearer
And the path will be laid bare.
Now, I think at
This point, the final piece
Should be the portal


And figuring out how to stay in there long-term.
Nothing has come to me
Yet on this subject
Maybe the key is eliminating that
One big storm cloud.
Right, focus on that.
Even if I


Am able to remove it,
Though, I don't


Think it's that simple.
How hard could
It be? To be honest,
So much could be solve if I had a team of


People to work with
Of course, there's the quote on quote locals, but
I know they do
Not want me in
Their space at all.


I guess it's too much to ask for a team.


Why would Her Majesty ever allow
It? I have to work by my
Lonesome. It's quite
Likely that's how she wants me to be. Working with


No one. I've
Especially this to
Very much at this point be the case.
Eh, if she wanted me to be on a team, she'd send Krysí and
Ryś, I guess.


But, she never
Ever would do that.


Ah, well, it is what it is. I should
Be glad I get missions across the continent at all.
Look, I take what I can get
Everything is in place


To break me apart.
Once I complete this


Relatively difficult symphony
Everything will fall in place
So keep trying, solo. Keep
Trying, alone, as a
One party team, that's
Ridiculous, but I have to.
Each and every


Time, I just
Have to work with what
I got, I know that. I
Shouldn't expect more.


Shouldn't expect anything
Yes, don't expect anything. Her
Majesty expects me to be the
Perfect soldier of war.
Hahaha, of course,
Of course! The perfect,
Non fallible soldier.
Yes, yes the perfect soldier.


I know that! I know
That! I know that, I know that!


I know that, I know that! Ah.
Stop, stop, don't


Break now. Stop.
Everything is fine, everything is fine.
Yes, everything is absolutely fine.
Of course it is.
Nothing is wrong, so
Don't break.


Stop letting
All this pressure get to me! I
Very much shouldn't do that.
I need to stop. I
Need to halt.
Get down and focus, or I'll be killed and it'll be fault."


Four days have passed since the hyena had once again attempted to restore the symphony. Nothing of especial happenstance occurred. Diplomatic affairs of nothing overtaking the seventy-two hours, nothing had been out of the ordinary. Doing as instructed, like always, the chimera remained loyal.


Training with the lynx chimera on the fourth and final day, the soldier learned a thing or two about the elements. Slightly understanding how reactions worked slightly more than before, the soldier did not know if he had gotten stronger or not. But, he supposed, in due time, the strength he would receive from training would come.


The sound of morning alarm bells shrieked about in a bombastic uproar. Discordant chaos only getting louder as the seconds unfolded, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in a chorus. The morning alarm bells were right on time, as usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any sort of alarm bells, the chimera added his own groan to the mix. He could never get used to this commotion in the nearly eight years as a member of the Fatui. Removing himself from the rock hard bed, the hyena had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As hyena's uniform glued itself to his partially human person, the soldier could not help but wonder. Naofa, just who, or what were they? He did not know, but he couldn't help but feel something was quite off about them. But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. What did it matter who, or what it was? It did not, in any shape, or form.


Thoughts continuing to pollute his mind, the hyena walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Just who could the lynx chimera be? They appeared out of nowhere. Thoughts continuing to circle, he couldn't help but think. Had he seen it before it had come to Snezhnaya?


But, the early adult shook his head. He had not seen them before he had his first encounter with it. Reversing his looped walk, the chimera could not help but wonder even further. That blonde the Hydro Archon mentioned, could it have been them? But, the early adult immediately took such out of consideration. That had to have been nothing more than a coincidence. There was no possible way that was the case. Distractions kicking in further, the pacing continued.


Thoughts weighing him down towards the bottom of the ocean, a precautionary dropped down an anchor. Perhaps, he should start to think further about whether or not the lynx was a trustworthy individual. But, as his thoughts continued to parade about, a shocking sound had come out of nowhere.


Hearing a strong force of wind tap the window with full force, the hyena dashed off towards the barricaded window. Spotting multiple soldiers playing around with Anemo Delusions, the hyena's heart skipped more than two beats. Why in the world were they using those things? Didn't they know the consequences?


Noises continuing, the hyena flinched. Just how much time had he wasted? He needed to stop getting so lost in thought and keep getting ready, right this instant, or he would be in trouble, without a shadow of a doubt. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. He had to hurry.


Dashing back towards the uniform drawers, the soldier removed the cover off his hairpin and earring box. Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching roses adorned his hair and ears. Sighing, the early adult attempted to, once again, regain focus. He had a workday coming up any second now. No more getting lost in thought. But, a loud noise soon took him out of his groove once again.


Hearing a loud boom, the soldier flinched. Why was this happening so often lately? He did not know, but something was certainly off about this whole thing. Snapping himself out of it, the hyena attempted to tune it all out. Stop getting distracted. He needed to focus on getting ready, no matter what.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier stared at the Geo Delusion. The sinister orb, should be finally make use of it? Rejecting such idea, the chimera pushed the object away. The Delusion was out of sight, out of mind. No way could he risk it now. He could not be knocked out of commission from one wrong move.


Heelless shoes on, the hyena attempted to eat his rations. Ear piercing noise shaking the room, the flavorless gruel bowl flung out of the chimera's hands. Disgusting contents of nothing becoming one with the ground, the chimera shrugged his shoulders. What did it matter if he did not get to eat today? He was a hyena chimera. He could last far longer than a human could without a meal.


Bending downward, the early adult cleansed the floor of its mess. Dropping the trash into the bin, the soldier slapped an invisible rejection sticker upon the food being tossed out. It's not like the rations tasted good anyway. So, it hardly mattered. Getting to eat good tasting food was a privilege for the highest ranking Fatui, guaranteed.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward in a militaristic fervor, the hyena threw every single remaining thought away. Time was up. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera turned his attention towards the door. The time had come for his workday to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will, once again, be attempted to restore the symphony. But, you really need to pick up the pace, Soldier! You are taking far too long to complete this mission!" He then proceeded to clear his throat. "You will also be writing a report about your current progress with your training partner."


The soldier flinched. He had to write another report? Hadn't he done enough already? He did not understand this. What more could Her Majesty possibly want to know? This had been getting quite annoying. Surely, there had been nothing else at this point to say that she didn't already know.


A wave of fear flowed through the soldier as the next words echoed through his mind. Her Majesty was getting impatient, wasn't she? He needed to hurry up, and complete this symphony already, or he was as good as dead. A corpse in a casket, dead and gone with no one coming to the funeral. He has to wrap this up, before it's too late.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "What did I tell you about getting yourself distracted? Buckle down, and focus on restarting the symphony!"


The chimera flinched once again. Right. He needed to stop letting himself get so distracted. Taking a long deep breath, the work mode switch flipped upward inside him. Stay focused, no matter what. He couldn't allow himself to get distracted anymore. Placing his hand out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away like it always did.


"Yes, sir," the soldier responded autonomously. He had to succeed this time, no matter what.


"Good, we're leaving, soldier," the Agent responded. "But, do proceed with caution while in Fontaine. There were some rather dangerous creatures spotted recently." Arm out in front of him, the limb had been locked into a tight squeeze. Gripping prison relentless as usual, the chimera closed his eyes as the escort towards the Nation of Hydro began.


What's happening in Fontaine this time?


He's afraid.


***


"Ah, this is it, I'm getting
To my limit at this point.


Things just ain't going well
Here in Petrichor, and
I'm beginning to lose my patience.
So, now there's eels, or something


Plastered everywhere here.
Oh, and get this,
It would seem this is just the beginning of the chaos.
Now, I ain't saying that
This ain't something I can't handle,


Though, my patience with that storm cloud
Has begun to wear thin.
It's getting to a point
Now, that I might add myself to that world of rage. And, if I'm
Givin' bad vibes, it won't be good.
So, I ain't about to let myself get all


Angry and bothered.
Rage is not the way to go.
Especially since I'd be giving that storm cloud


Just what it's looking for: more energy to feed off of. Kay, actually, that's
Utter nonsense. And, Rab would
Say that, too.
Though, it's not like human emotions are always the most rational.


So, I should not stoop to their level,
Or I'mma be regarded as the monster


Of Petrichor with wings, or something. I have the
Urge to give this storm cloud a piece of my mind! But,
That won't do anything,


Or will it? I heard a crackle again, so I decided to
Fly up there, and shout at the


Clouds, 'Don't you think you have enough energy now?'
Okay, maybe I look like one of those crazy old men right now. Dunno.
Nothing really came of this, and of course,
The storm cloud just let out a
Rambunctious crackle, almost like it actually heard me,
Or something. Or so I
Like to pretend. No,


It can't hear me. 'Course it can't. And


Just like that, I look like an
Utter buffoon.
Should not have yelled at
That cloud, I don't think.


Dunno, some of the angry citizens are yelling at me,
Unleashing their rage
Nothing like a good old shout at me, I guess.
Never mind the fact that they're all doing the same things, screaming
Over in their little corners.


Well, whatevs. I don't know
How much longer this might go on,
And I'm not gonna Rab in danger by
Trying to throw my hat into the ring.


I will do what I


Can so his research
Ain't targeted, of course.
Not gonna allow them to


Destroy any
Of that, but with


The way thing are at the moment,
One false move, and


Something irreversible might happen
To either Rab
Or me. So, I
Probz shouldn't risk it.


If I do anything stupid,
That's on me. So,


Anyway, I dunno where these eels came from. This isn't
Normal. From what I have heard, they usually are small and live in the desert.
Yet, here they are, gigantic, like they're some sort of
Monster from those fantasy novels.
Or something like that.
Rather clueless on that front 'cause I don't read that kinda fiction.
Eh, to be honest, I
Prefer nonfiction stuff, but I dunno. Don't
Read all that much.
Oluchi, the demon spawn once insulted her
Brother for not reading enough. I'd like to
Zipper her lips shut. She's just


Not the vibe. She's never been.
Oluchi should honestly just shut
That mouth of
Hers. Sometimes, she comes here to Petrichor, and her attitude?
Is so annoying.
Now, I have told her multiple times,
Get out of here. And,


I mean this when I say it, by
The way. I don't want this demon spawn to come here.


I don't want her to insult her brother,
Say he's adopted. If she's


Gonna act like that, she's not welcome here. It should be that simple to understand, yet
Even so, it seems she hasn't gotten
The memo. I don't want her here.
Though, I guess she doesn't care that
I told her to
Never show her face around here again.
Guess I'm talking to a wall.


The thickest
Of walls. She keeps coming


Back. Honestly, at this point I'm this close to filing a restraining order.
Even if I do


That, though, she'll violate it.
Or somethin'.
Oh, well, this ain't a serious thought.


Maybe I've just been affected by that storm cloud, just a little.
Urk, guess so.
Can't say
How affected by it. But.


I'm sure I'm not immune.


Dunno, probably ain't, anyway.
Uh, anyway, so the eels.
Nasty little bugs.
No, big bugs. They're going all
Over the place looking to cause destruction. It is probably


Inaccurate to say they're easy to take down.


And I don't think I'm gonna be able to
Myself. My cross bows lately,


Just ain't cutting it.
Unless I make a new one I don't think I'll
Shoot a good shot.
Though, I wish I could.


Of course, if they were small fries,
No problem, I totally could wipe
Em out. In a heartbeat.


But, right now, that's not looking possible.
Its just one of those days, I guess
Really can't seem to
Dig into it.


Maybe I'm just losing my edge
And all that now that I
No longer make crossbows from my feathers anymore.


Ah, it's not like I
Never intend to again, or nothin'.
Don't get the wrong idea, that ain't it.


Rab told me that, while my crossbows
Are strong, they need more work to
Be completely durable, and I trust him. So, I


Can't say right now,
At this very moment I'd be a good shot.
Nah, gotta start trying to use
New materials for a crossbow.
Of course, the one who
Told me to build my crossbows like that was my


Father. And, it's not like
I ain't trust him, or nothing, but he never really
Got into battles.
Unless, he just didn't want to tell me 'bout them. I dunno.
Rather not poke into pop's business if he ain't want me in there.
Eh, right, so I'm gonna start looking into


Trying to use more materials that
Have more durability. Yes,
I'd encase my feathers into
Steel when I made my bows.


One at a time, in that regard.
Unleashing pretty hefty damage
To monsters this way. But was it


Effective? At the baseline? A little. But,
It's lost its polish over
Time. So, this ain't going to
Hit the eels for nothin'. These
Eels are not an easy target. So,
Removing them ain't in the cards."


Upon reaching the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, the chimera could feel an intense chill in the air. Shivering, the chimera did not understand one bit. Why was it so cold here today? Had winter come? But, he threw such thoughts away. No, perhaps not. This weather was not normal.


Dragged down the mountain before he could think any further, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. Red storm cloud pulsating, the early adult held back a yelp. What was going on up there? Was time going to stop if that powerful force up there got stronger? But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. Don't get distracted. Not today.


Placed in the wooden vessel, the chimera shivered up a storm. Just how below freezing was it? While he had been used to such freezing temperatures, this had been quite unbearable. But, the hyena knew he had to bear with it. This was nothing he could not handle. He need to get over it.


Layer of ice seated upon the water, the soldier blinked in a fearful matter. The pathway ahead was frozen. How would moving through here be possible? There was no chance it would be. Agent pushing through the area like it was nothing, the hyena could feel a wave of shock flow through him. Snezhnaya born Fatui were something else.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor before he could even fathom it, a thick bed of ice awaited him. Agent dragging him across the pathway, he could hear a commotion up ahead. Hearing such, the hyena sighed. There were angry people everywhere again, weren't there? How annoying. He did not want to deal with such a thing.


But immediately upon heading off towards the stairs, multiple generic nobodies throwing sharpened icicles everywhere, the hyena jumped ten steps back. Hostilities were back in action. How annoying. Weapons of frozen water landing on the Agent, the early adult witnessed something he did not wish to see.


Masked Agent knocking the multiple perpetrators out, the early adult backed four steps away. Never mess with the Agent. Bodies piled up one after another, the chimera turned around. He didn't see anything. Nope, he did not see a thing. Agent clearing his throat, the chimera turned towards him.


Agent informing Siorc once again that negotiations had fallen through, the early adult let out a groan. Why bother to mention it, then, if he couldn't teleport? What a waste of time. How incredibly annoying. He knew, at this point, they would never go through. He would never get to teleport. Stop bringing it up already.


Satchel soon slapped on his backside, yet another warning had come his way. Told once again Fontaine had been quite dangerous lately, and to proceed with caution, the soldier let out a barely audible sigh. He knew already. Did he have to remind him again? He was a broken record, at this point.


Agent soon exiting the area, the chimera took a long deep breath. What dangers would await him this time? He needed to proceed with as much caution as he could possibly muster. Ascending the staircase, and taking the glass lift, like usual, the hyena could hear a loud commotion bleeding through the metal box.


Multiple generic nobodies duking it out with sharpened crystals in their hands, the hyena could feel his heart skip more than three beats. What in the world was going on this time? He swore that these nobodies were getting worse by the day. Five weeks of this nonsense, and it still hasn't ended. This storm cloud needed to go.


Swerving a bit, a sharp icicle pierced through the chimera. Feeling such, the soldier let out a deep throated scream. Shard of frozen water digging deep, the hyena grit his teeth. What in the world was this encased in? Crystals? How incredibly annoying. This was not good.


Attempting to dodge with all his might that remained, the chimera jumped off towards the left. But, such had been a bad idea almost immediately. Crystals throwing him for a loop, blood dropped downward. Generic rich nobodies yelling for him to get out of their way, the hyena huffed a breath. Right, he was in the way, he'd better move.


Pressing the button to summon the Aquabus, the early adult ducked for cover. But, what he heard next astonished him to the core. People attacking one another at full force, the hyena swore he could hear people call one another ugly as they fought one another. Hearing such, the hyena flinched. What was going on here? This could not go on like that. Discovered in a matter of moments by the opposing forces, the soldier closed his eyes. Not this again. But a person he did not wish to see would soon come to the rescue.


"Short stuff, get behind me!" an annoying voice shouted.


Dashing behind the person who shouted's back, the early adult let out a groan. What in the world was Marquis doing here? Shouldn't he have been gone by now? Didn't he have to go back to his home up north? How annoying that he was still here. But, as if he was speaking his thoughts out loud, his unheard words had been called out.


"What, is it a crime I'm here?" Marquis asked in an annoyed tone. "Our home back in Snezhnaya is still being repaired from a hideous avalanche. We'll be leaving next week, ugly."


Aquabus shortly arriving, he had been escorted on the boat like he was some lost princess. Penguin pest not letting go, even for a moment, the early adult rolled his eyes towards the sky. How dare this man treat him like he's some damsel in distress. He was a soldier. He could walk onto the boat himself, thank you.


Multiple generic nobodies trying to rush onto the Aquabus, the Melusine, had once again, alerted the people they were not getting on with such violent behavior. People rioting one after another, the soldier shook his head. They should have thought to stop by now. How immature.


Vehicle of automatic movement leaving the area. The soldier stared at the fashionable pest on the other side of the area. Continuing to gaze at him, he could not help but wonder. What could have possibly happened to his home to have caused an avalanche to do it in? Was snow really that powerful in the permafrost north?


But, the hyena threw such thoughts away, in an instant. What did it matter? Why should care about all that? These two were thorns in his side, just like the rest of the penguin family. Aside from Malika. So what if their home had been buried underneath a bed of snow and ice? It's not like he could do anything about it.


Reaching The Court of Fontaine before he knew it, the soldier snapped his fingers. What was he doing, wasting his brain space on these accursed penguins? He wanted the last thirty minutes of his life back. Grating penguin voice telling him to hurry up, or the Aquabus will throw me right back to Romaritime Harbor, the hyena disembarked the vehicle.


However, immediately upon stepping foot into the capital city, the next aggravating player on the playing field stepped up to the plate. Esquire waiting at the entrance for his brother in a bright pink silk shirt, the early adult held back the urge to grit his teeth. How could this man look better in silk than he did? This had to have been a fashion crime. Pesky eyes looking his way, he swore he could hear him let out an annoying laugh.


"It's our favorite ugly soldier!" Esquire shouted.


Hearing such, the early adult folded his right hand into a fist. What did this man just say to him? How dare he waste his oxygen on that. Was the cold air getting to him? Probably not, but how could he say something so utterly stupid? These penguins should go back to where they came and never go near him again.


"Anyway, there's some hideous monsters around here today," Esquire warned. "Try not to die."


Hearing such, the soldier tried to not rip out entire strands of his hair. Try not to die? What kind of horrible advice was that? What absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Was he going for the ultimate stupid award? He definitely deserved it, if that was the case. Party of two soon exiting the area, the hyena puffed a breath.


Knowing he had a report to write, the early adult had begun to move upon the northern pathway. But, immediately upon moving forward, the soldier could not help but notice something rather odd. A group of creatures that did not belong here whatsoever. Blinking for a moment, the hyena closed his eyes. Surely, he had to be seeing things.


Opening his eyes once more the oddity did not vanish, even for a moment. Gigantic eels in the hedges, and just about everywhere else, the early adult could feel a heavy wave of astonishment flow through him. What in the world were these creatures doing here? How did they get here?


Rich nobodies holding chiseled out diamond pieces in their hands, a crackle of thunder could be heard up above him. Hearing such, the chimera flinched. A storm was brewing in Fontaine, and it was never ending. Cold chill returning from the grave, the early adult's knees buckled. He needed to pick up the pace. Her Majesty was irritated with him, guaranteed.


Eels gazing at him from afar, the soldier let out a shout. Those creatures saw him, it was game over now. He had to get out of here before it was too late. Brushing his feet upon the icy floor, the soldier attempted with all his might to run away. Such, however, had been cancelled before it could even begin.


Creatures slithering towards him, the chimera tried to take the leap of faith. But, such had been an utter failure. Eel scooping him up in a matter of moments, his neck had been locked into a tight squeeze. Feeling his air ready to die at any given moment, the squeezes of doom had only begun to get tighter by the second.


Chest soon zapped aplenty, the soldier's heart had begun to race. This creature was Electro? He was done for. He swore, if people were to look his way, they would see his skeleton on the opposite end of it all. Consciousness beginning to slip, he closed his eyes. It was curtains for him.


Hearing the slash of a sword, the chimera could feel the monster's grip get weaker by the second. Buttocks immediately landing upon the ground, the rich nobody had soon shouted something incomprehensible, the early adult couldn't help but wonder if he had just imagined the whole scenario a moment ago.


"Eel meat!" the citizen exclaimed. "Delicious!"


Hearing such, the early adult continued to run. What did that person just say now? Eel meat? Delicious? No way. He had to have been hearing things just now. That did not just happen. What was this, some world of dungeon crawling, but the only thing the party cared about was eating? Unbelievable.


Knowing he had to continue onward, the hyena had begun running once more. But, something had not been right. Heart beating much harder, a wave of confusion flowed through him. What was happening? Had the electricity messed with his rhythm? Now was not the time for this. He had a job to do.


Running with all his might, the soldier could feel sweat mount upon his brow. Taking another deep breath, the soldier wiped his brow. There was no time to guess where he was hot when he was cold or in when he was out. Dashing through the northern path, the eels slithered towards him like a snake in the wilderness.


Second eel scooping him up into a chokehold two, electro boogaloo, the early adult waved the white flag upon the battlefield. No matter where he were to go today, the serpentine creatures would follow, wouldn't they? How annoying. Chest zapped into oblivion once again, the creature had soon fallen to its own power.


Pried free from the creature as it had become someone's meat, the hyena pulled himself together. He could not linger here any longer. He needed to get out of here as soon as he were able. Taking a moment to breathe, the early adult sifted through his satchel, for a moment.


Finding a extremely large machete in his satchel, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Really? What in the world was this doing in his bag? Was Her Majesty even trying anymore with the weapons she was giving him? Shrugging he had begun moving once more. He shouldn't bite the hand that feeds him, or he'd lose access to weapons entirely.


Heart beating faster than he could keep up with, an intense wave of dizziness flowed through him. World spinning and turning, the soldier attempted to keep his balance. Why was this happening? Why did the eels have to aim for the chest? That was the bad area that should never be touched.


Eel coming out of the waterworks, the hyena meekly dashed towards the monster. He was not about to be hit with a third strike. Not now. Aiming for the belly, the great sword knife sliced through the creature like it was nothing. But, immediately upon defeat, the next opponent had come for him in a matter of moments.


"How dare you steal my prey!" an angry citizen shouted. As he said such, he unsheathed a sword. "Don't you know what happens around here when you take someone else's food?! Take this!"


As the angry citizen lunged forward, the early adult's heart had begun to beat out of control. What happened just now? Had he just walked into a bounty hunter's territory? How could he do such a thing? Blade soon crawling towards his stomach, a brand new hole had opened up upon him. Blood dripping downward, the early adult gripped his teeth as the bounty hunter kept going.


"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!" the angry citizen shouted. "Your pretty little face is getting it next, girlie!"


Bounty hunter citizen reaching for a dagger, the hyena's heart had begun pounding hard in his chest. Why couldn't he move? He needed to run away. Sharp edges of the blade knocking on his cheek, the scarlet fluid dropped down on his uniform. Eyes twitching, he remained a statue. Great, now his collar had blood on it. Her Majesty was going to kill him.


"Wait! I can just steal the meat!" the bounty hunter exclaimed. "Gimme!"


Person ceasing the onslaught, the early adult huffed and puffed. Bounty hunting was serious business. If he had stepped into someone else's territory, he needed to stay out of it. This was not his battle, and he knew that. He needed to keep his focus elsewhere. Wiping his cheek, the early adult prepared himself to head forward towards the western path.


Moving towards the western path, a mild wave of malaise flowed through the soldier. Feeling himself unable to walk straight, the early adult swerved from right to left. Just how deep did that bounty hunter strike him? Performing his breathing exercises, the hyena attempted to shake everything off.


Hearing a loud commotion beside Chioriya Boutique, the early adult halted his movement for a moment. Spotting an entire army of people beside a pop up perfume booth, the hyena scratched his head. What was going on here? What was with this setup? Something about this was quite fishy. But, he had soon been taken out of his thoughts by the sound of grating shouts.


"This stuff is fraudulent!" Marquis shouted.


"Fraudulent, indeed!" Esquire cried, pitching in.


Pesky penguin duo complaining about perfume, the early adult could hardly believe his ears. Fraudulent? It was perfume. What could possibly be wrong with it? Wasn't that just a type of beauty product that made people smell nice? These two had ridiculously high standards.


Seeing a rather unusual face amongst the crowd, the early adult tilted his dizzying head. Head nurse of the Fortress of Meropide gazing at the perfume, as well, the hyena did not understand. Had she been interested in human beauty? He supposed he could get behind that. Humans were not the only race who cared about beauty.


"Spraying this will make me look ten years younger?!" Esquire scoffed, laughing. "Ha! Why would I want to look nineteen again? Embrace approaching thirty!"


"Same!" Marquis exclaimed in agreement. "I'm the big three-o and I'm still smoking!"


"You two are chimeras, so your beauty standards are different than that of a human!" the Head Nurse exclaimed.


Sales pitch continuing, the early adult shrugged. What was he doing here, getting enticed by perfume? This was not something he would ever buy. Look ten years younger? While he despised admitting it, the pesky penguin duo was right. This was bogus. Moving forward, he could feel himself begin to wobble for minutes on end.


Feeling gloves catch him like a fastball, the early adult blinked. Head Nurse of the Fortress of Meropide giving him a concerned look, a wave of bewilderment ate the hyena up like a plate of macarons. When did she have time to catch him? Hadn't she been busy at the perfume stand?


"Are you alright?" the Head Nurse of the Fortress asked. "Your complexion isn't looking good."


Sea Denizen asking him questions, the early adult broke out into a sweat. Why was she concerned over him? If she were to suggest she examine him, now was not the time for such. Hadn't she been off the job right now? Her worries were quite unnecessary. He would regain balance soon, surely.


"I am fine, miss," the hyena lied. "Do not concern yourself over me."


Head Melusine nurse moving away, the early adult had begun moving forward. Icy bed of doom beneath him, he continued to swerve. World spinning around him, he attempted to keep his balance. Regret washing over him as he moved forward, he could feel a sea of misgivings throw him out to the ocean.


Maybe he shouldn't have fought that eel. Perhaps, just maybe, if he hadn't, the bounty hunter would have no reason to strike him. He should have left the monster alone. Let the person kill their prey. He knew he should not have struck the trigger. It was his fault for the injuries sustained.


Wobbling as he kept moving forward, the soldier flipflopped. He had to fight the eel, or it would have attempted to shock him into nothing. What choice did he have? He had none. It was either fight, or become eel food. Moving past the newsstand in the corner, his thoughts continued to become crooked even further.


World twisting and turning, his thoughts kept flipflopping further. No, he really should not have hunted someone else's prey. If he had stayed in his lane, nothin would have happened. But, he supposed it had been too late for that now. He had gone and done it. And, there was no going back.


Falling backwards, the soldier could feel a pair of hands grab him from behind. Feeling such, the early adult had been brought back to his feet. But, who had awaited him had been another annoying face he did not wish to encounter at any given moment, whatsoever.


Earl staring at him with a deep look of concern, the early adult let out a groan. Why was it that, no matter where he were in Fontaine, this pesky fly would follow? How aggravating. He did not understand this pest. Was he watching him from every angle? Perhaps he was. It would hardly surprise him if he had been.


Seeing Siorc stumble and wobble, Earl's heart did gymnastics. Had he just received the bump of love? But, he cut such thinking. Now's not the time to get all lovey dovey. There was something wrong here. He needed to try and take him to the Melusine Nurse! Get it together, Earl. Get it together.


"Hi there, Siorc!" Earl greeted. "Is everything okay?"


Earl's grating voice calling out to him, the early adult flinched. Why did it have to be him? Couldn't he ever mind his own business? He should stop sticking his nose where it didn't belong. But, he knew he could not say that. Rudeness was not the answer. Heart beating harder, he could feel his words begin to bleed out.


"I am fine, Earl," the soldier responded, voice barely audible. "Please, let me through." Wobbling once more, his hand had been grabbed into a lock once more.


"Wait, Siorc, are you really okay?" Earl asked in a suspicious tone. "There's a doctor in the city, I should--" But, he had soon been interrupted.


"I am fine, sir," the hyena repeated. "Please, let me go."


Earl giving up, the chimera blinked. What just happened? Had he really just given up, just like that? He wasn't buying what he was selling. Moving forward, the early adult could feel his heart begin to thump harder once more. Dragging his feet towards the southern streets.


But, as he kept moving forward, the early adult could hear a creature slither off towards him once again. Eel coming towards him, the soldier tried to run. But, such did not occur. Monster scooping him up once more, a zippy zap of electricity had taken the chimera for a ride.


Letting out a scream, the soldier unleashed his teeth upon the enemy. Enemy dropping him in a matter of moments, the chimera could feel an even heavier wave of weakness flow through him. Any more shocks to the chest, and he was done for. Gone, finished, unconscious on the street.


Dragging his feet upon the stairs, the early adult tried to keep himself together. Just a little more. All he had to do was reach the Aquabus information station. Pushing forward, the young soldier turned his head towards the left and right. Were there any more eels? He knew he needed to be on the lookout.


Not spotting any further serpentine creatures, the soldier puffed a heavy sigh of relief. Had that finally been it? He was free. Stepping foot into the Aquabus Information Station, not a single soul awaited within the area aside from the receptionist. Seeing such, a wave of disbelief flowed through him. It had been so empty here.


Disregarding such, the early adult dragged himself towards the glass lift. Pressing the button to head to the fourth floor, a sea of thoughts swam through the hyena's dizzying brain. These eels around the city, where could they have possibly come from? Hadn't such creatures mostly lived in sandy areas?


Sweat pouring down his back, the hyena lost his food cart of thought. Why was he thinking about all this? It hardly mattered where they came from. The red storm cloud up above summoned them. That had to have been it. Surely, once that cleared away, everything would be over.


Reaching the fourth floor, the chill in the air had begun to eat away at the soldier. Was it just his imagination, or had it suddenly gotten colder? Icicles dancing through the air, the early adult broke out into a shiver. Had Her Majesty been getting further impatient? He needed to buckle down and focus on the mission at hand right away.


Stepping foot into Palais Mermonia, a strong pulse of doom soon overtook the chimera. World blurring for a moment, the hyena attempted with all his might to breathe. Not now. He could not show weakness here. Rapidly shaking his head, the sharp pulses continued. But, he could soon hear a voice call out to him.


"Monsieur Siorc, is everything alright?" the Iudex asked.


Question coming his way, the early adult gave the chimera a nod. Why tell the truth? He had a job to do. Iudex informing him that the typewriters had been moved back to the first floor of the office, the hyena moved towards the western office. Vision blurring, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint.


Seating himself in front of the typewriter, a layer of fuzz sat in front of him. No note laying out in front of him, a sigh of relief flowed through him. There was nothing extra for him to write? A miracle to be had, for sure. Five pages left, and he would be free. Cracking his knuckles, the hyena placed his fingers over the blurring keys.


Mind spinning, the hyena could feel his mind go blank immediately. Why couldn't he think of anything? Where were the words? Trying with all his might to come up with something, the paper didn't move anywhere. Trying to reset himself, nothing came to him for minutes on end.


Slamming his head down onto the desk, the early adult could feel himself begin to slip way. But, he snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he doing? He had a paper to write. There was no time to sleep. Her Majesty could be watching him. If she were to see this, he would be as good as dead.


Slapping his cheeks, the chimera placed his fingers on the keys once more. Come on, words, come to him. Why was he drawing a blank? Why did Her Majesty want written reports anyway? What did they do for her? What did they do for him? Absolutely nothing. But, he knew he could not question Her Majesty's orders, under any circumstances.


Words soon coming to him all at once, the soldier had begun typing up a storm. As such flowed through him, the questions rolled through him once more. Did Her Majesty even read these? She probably did not. What was the point in all this? No matter how many times he were to ask himself that, he could never come to any sort of conclusion.


First page finished after about an hour, the hyena's eyes were jelly. Had he really finished the first page? Maybe he had forgotten a sentence or two. Placing the paper back into the feeder, the chimera kept on typing, for a moment. Sheet plopping out once more, the chimera took a moment to read everything over.


"Lately, while I have been training with Naofa, I have noticed some rather peculiar things about them. I don't know why, but they seem like they are hiding a lot of secrets. But, I would not dare ask about any of the skeletons they could possibly be hiding in their closet. It is far from being my business.


However, I do believe they might know too much. I do not know what information they might be holding onto. But, I do know something about them is far from normal. I find something quite suspicious about the eyepatch they're wearing. The flower they are wearing Does not feel like it is from this world.


While I might be jumping to conclusions when I say this, I suspect Naofa might be from another world entirely. Something about them feels quite different from other people within Teyvat. Their blue eyes and star shaped pupil. I have never seen something like that before. Or, at least, I do not believe I have at any given point.


And, whenever I train with them, they seem to be far more powerful than most normal people wielding a vision, other soldiers that have delusions. I don't think they experience any side effects when using one. That is far from normal. Don't Delusions drain the life energy of the wielder? I fail to comprehend how it is possible for it to not be affected by that in any shape or form.


But, I guess I do not know enough about delusions to comprehend how they might work. They are a force of power beyond the blessings of Visions. Perhaps, if I were to use a Delusion more, I would be able to grasp such more easily. But, that is a topic for a different day. I struggle to recall the times when I had made use of one.


In any case, my training sessions with Naofa have, thus far, have gone quite well if I do say so myself. I feel like I am getting a better grasp on how the elements work in relation to one another. From what I can tell thus far, Dendro interacts with Electro in a way that electrifies the seeds dropped.


But, beyond that, I do not believe these two elements react with another in any other way. Or, perhaps I am just not looking hard enough. I need to pay more attention to how the seven might or might not react to one another. How many reactions could possibly exist? I haven't the foggiest of ideas, but I know it would be for the bet to keep learning more.


Do I feel like this training is helping me in any way? I do suppose it is, but I feel like I need to get much stronger. Training alone may not do much, in that regard. While Naofa is seemingly encompassing with power, I doubt they know all there is to know about the power of the seven, and their many reactions in relation to one another.


Even so, I am determined to learn more as best I am able to. How many Elemental Reactions might exist? And, more importantly, weapons in combat. How do they tie into the world's powers? These are questions I have yet to come to a conclusive answer for. Despite all that, I am eager to learn more.


Do Claymores and bows handle the elements differently? From what I am able to determine, that might be possible. Could swords, polearms and catalysts behave in their own ways also? Or is it reliant one the vision bearer themselves? I am leaning more towards the latter on this subject."


Paper spinning as he read it over, the soldier could feel his heart twist itself into knots, for a moment. Had the first two pages felt too casual? Maybe he should have made them read more professionally. Head spinning as he thought such, everything went blank in seconds.


Head dropping on the table, the early adult let out a sigh. Writing notes was so tiring. When would this ever end? Picking himself back up again, the young soldier proceeded to get straight back to work. What was he doing, trying to sleep now? He could not do such a thing. He was on the nonexistent clock right now.


Taking a moment to take a breath, the chimera placed his hands upon the keys once more. Tip tappying away on the board in front of him, the second page had come done slowly, but surely. Multiple typos everywhere, the early adult broke into a sweat. Missing words and misspellings everywhere. What was he doing? Why was he letting himself make awful mistakes like this?


Rewriting the entire second page, the chimera could feel his energy begin to fade away much swifter. But, he knew he could not let the fatigue win. Not a chance. Slapping his cheeks, the soldier pushed himself towards the edge of everything. He needed to finish this at all costs. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


Moving onwards towards the third page, the room had begun to blur around him. Keys jelly, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Had his glasses fallen off? He knew such hadn't been the case, but it felt like it had been at the moment. Hands slowing down, his energy was a carcass in a casket.


Everything becoming a world of fuzz, the hyena could feel himself begin to teeter backwards. World around him dimming, the hyena closed his eyes. Thoughts falling apart, he could feel himself begin to crumble. He needed to get back up, and finish this paper. Everything going black, failure was his mistress.


Coming to some time later, a wave of confusion flowed through him. Head Nurse of the Fortress by his side with some sort of complicated machine from Teyvat knows where, the bewilderment continued to swallow him whole. What was she doing here? Hadn't she been busy with other things? Machine soon removed, he could only catch the tail end of what the Melusine was saying.


"You should be stable now," the Melusine prison nurse informed him. "Take care of yourself, and don't ignore any warning signs. The human heart is a very delicate muscle."


Warning coming his way, the soldier nodded. Head Nurse exiting the area, the chimera blinked. Who called the Melusine Head Nurse here? Had the pesky penguin summoned her, or something? He supposed, if that were the case, he would owe him a slice of gratitude. But, only a little.


Heart beating normally once more, the soldier placed himself in front of the typewriter. Right, he had to finish this paper and get out of here and attempt to restore the symphony. He was falling behind in many ways. If Her Majesty were watching him right now, he was absolutely burned toast ready to be thrown out in the garbage at any given moment.


Cruising through the fourth page, the prayed to the hydro archon he was not supposed to worship for this to be the last time he would ever have to write a report. Was there really any point to all this? Why was he doing this? He was starting to understand far less every week. Why did she need to be informed about any of this? She had to have known all this by now.


Fifth and final page soon finished, the early adult banged the papers together into a neat pile. Everything done and dusted, the soldier took a brief moment to breathe. He was free from papers. Free from this nonsense, free from it all. Exiting the Palais Mermonia, the report had been snatched out of his hands in seconds.


"Head to Petrichor right now, soldier!" the ginger Fatui demanded. "You're behind schedule!"


Rushed demands coming his way, the early adult flinched. Right, what was he still doing here? He had a job to do. Dashing off towards the glass lift once more, it had been taken to the city's third floor. Melusine tour guide telling him he did not need a tour, the soldier shrugged. She was not wrong, he supposed.


Moving right along as he had reached Marcotte Station, the chimera had begun running. He had to hurry. He was running out of time, and he knew he had to pick up the pace. He was behind schedule. If he did not catch up soon, disappointment would reach Her Majesty, without a shadow of a doubt.


Boating across the southern shore, the chimera kept on screaming up a storm. He had to move faster. Waves splashing him as he picked up the pace, the early adult flinched. Perhaps, just maybe, he had been pacing forward too much. Slowing himself down a little, Petrichor was nearing.


But, immediately upon reaching the area, the storm clouds up above struck back. Hearing them let themselves be known, the chimera gazed upwards towards the sky. Crackles getting louder, the early adult flinched. Archons. Had the storm been getting worse? It had to have been. Was it about to become irreversible? He knew that might not have possible. But, he felt like it had started to look that way.


Stepping foot upon the sand, the early adult could hear a sound he did not wish to hear for any given reason. Eels everywhere the eyes could see, the chimera was ready to rip his hair out. Not, here, too. Why couldn't trouble ever stop following him around everywhere? This was getting out of hand. Where could they have possible come from?


Knowing he had to make haste and head to the Faded Castle, the chimera dashed off towards the water hole. But, immediately upon attempting to do so, the bird man had begun to chase after him. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. Had he forgotten something? If he had, he did not have time to waste here.


"Black fish steak bro, I know you have work to do, but there's another thing you probs should do first," Lonan said, huffing a breath. "Those eels ain't natural. It would be a good idea to get rid of them, bro." As he said such, he reached for a weapon. "I'll lend you one of my crossbows. Don't worry about the citizens. They've been down and out for a bit now."


Staring at the crossbow handed to him, the chimera could not help but focus on the last thing the bird man had said. They had been down and out? Why hadn't anyone been doing anything? That was not good. But, he supposed the less anger to deal with, the better.


"Also, black fish steak bro, if you run into any trouble, don't be afraid to holler," Lonan reminded him. "Rab and I will come running."


Bird man running back towards his home, the hyena let out a laugh. Holler if he needed help? As if that was going to happen. Surely, these creatures weren't that difficult to defeat. He had slain one with the greatsword he had been given earlier. There was no way this would be that hard.


Heading off towards the caves in back, large serpentine creatures awaited him. Seeing such, the hyena deployed the crossbow. Surely, these monsters would be as simple to beat as a group of Hilichurls. Cracking his knuckles, he steeled himself. Aim for the torso. He could do this. Pressing the string back, arrows flied off towards the enemy.


But, the arrows failed to reach their target. Eel swerving, the hyena jumped four steps back. How did that creature do that? How was this even possible? There was no way it had been that capable. Maybe he was simply seeing things. Maybe he had been. How could that have missed?


Cracking his knuckles, the early adult attempted once more. Arrows of doom doing absolutely nothing, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. What was going on here? Just how much skill did this creature have? Too much. If it could dodge incoming arrows, what could he possibly do? How could he hope to counter such a thing? He was utterly hopeless.


Attempting once more, nothing happened. Continuing to push forward, the arrows kept bouncing off the creatures. Seeing such, the early adult could feel his will begin to waver. What were these eels, immune to projectile attacks? How very annoying. Perhaps, it was best to use the greatsword instead.


But, such had been a further waste of time. Eel locking itself up into a metallic shield, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. Letting out a loud scream, the early adult's will continued to break. Why did he have to deal with these monsters? This was such a waste of time. However, his screams had soon been heard.


"Hang on, bro, we got this," Lonan said. Flying upward. "Take this!"


"Um, uh, sorry, eel," Rabiu said in a nervous tone. "But, you're going down."


Serpentine creatures all defeated in one fell swoop, the early adult blinked. Why was he even bothering with this? He had been outmatched by Rabiu and Lonan. Party of two telling him to leave the rest of them, the chimera nodded. If they had a handle on this from the beginning, they should finish the job.


Diving equipment soon upon him, the hyena dropped down towards the water hole. Diving suit thrusting him forward, the early adult prepared himself. It was time to completely restore the symphony once and for all. But, he had soon been greeted by yet another further annoyance.


Iomra and Satíne running around like they were chickens without heads, the soldier sighed. What was the obstacle that was about to prevent him from restoring the symphony this time? Twins soon noticing him, the soldier let out a sigh. Here it comes, the next obstacle.


"Code eel, code eel!" Satíne shouted. "There's eels down here!"


"This is not a drill!" Iomra shouted. "The eels are at it again!" As he said such, he cupped his hands around his mouth. "Fatui! C'mon, since you're down here, go and beat them! They're immune to my powers!"


"Mine, too!" Satíne chimed in. "My badger claws can't do anything to these things!"


Hearing such, the early adult flinched. No, how could this be? Why were the eels down here, too? Unbelievable. These creatures, where could they have possibly escaped from? He did not know, he was starting to have doubts they were from Teyvat at all at this point. Perhaps that was so. He did not know anymore.


"Hey, hey, don't space out!" Satíne shouted, clapping her hands in the Fatuus' face. "Now's not the time for that, buddy!"


Sarcastic word buddy thrown his way, the early adult flinched. Right, what was he doing spacing out like this? He had to defeat the eels. They were getting in the way of restoring the symphony. Hearing hissing sounds off in the corner, the beasts of burden slithered towards him.


Removing the knife blade from his satchel, the soldier had begun the fight once more. Such, however, had been an immediate struggle. Barriers everywhere, the hyena jumped six steps back. What in the world is this nonsense? Where are these shields coming from? He needed to get rid of them at all costs.


Such action never occurred. Blade continuing to clang onto an invisible force, the chimera's ears twitched. How in the world was he supposed to overcome this? Eels guffawing in silence, the hyena kept striking with a fury. He needed to win this once and for all before it was too late.


One failure after another eating him alive, the chimera could feel his blood begin to boil. Shields here, shields there, shields everywhere. Was their brain shielded, too? He bet it was. Jumping fifteen steps back, he attempted to once more, go in for the kill. This time, for sure, he would destroy this shield.


But, such had continued to not be the case. Monster grabbing him into a tight squeeze, his backside slammed itself onto the walls in one fell swoop. Feeling such, the chimera attempted to brush such attack off. He could not lose here. He had a symphony to restore.


Attempts piling up, and damages sweeping in, the early adult had begun to wobble. Why was he so weak? He was a pathetic for letting these eels wipe the floor with him. Standing up once more, the shields refused to lower, even a little. Creepy crawly gigantic creature dropping down a seed, the killing blow had been ready.


Eel zapping the seed aplenty, the early adult had soon become airborne. Dropping towards the other instrument in the corner, the early adult let out a heavy breath. Waving the invisible white flag, the early adult could do no more. This was it for him. If he had a vitality bar beneath him in an overhead perspective, it would be hovering between one point left, guaranteed. But, as he had been one step away from dropping like a fly, a cry for help had come from another party.


"Rashmi, Malati!" Osse shouted. "Help out this poor lad, he's having a hard time!"


Hearing a hidden door open up somewhere, the chimera blinked. Where did they just come from? Rashmi walking by with an annoyed look on her face, like usual, the hyena could feel the last killing blow give him no mercy. This dragon was the same as always. Irritated over everything.


"One, just this once, one will get rid of the eels for you," Rashmi said in an annoyed tone. "Two, Fatui, you're pathetic." She rolled her eyes towards the ceiling as she said such. "Three, it can't possibly be that hard to destroy shields." But, a scared voice soon kicked into overdrive.


"Eels?" Malati asked in a nervous tone. "Why eels?"


"One, Malati, eels are not scary," Rashmi responded to Malati's fear, irritated. "Two, they'll be dead in one shot once we deal with them." She sighed as she said such. "Three, dragons should be fearless."


"I reckon you forgot what happened in the desert hundreds of years ago!" Malati shouted. "I ain't 'bout to get over what they did to me!"


"Revenge kill them, then, that simple," Rashmi replied. "Enough chatter. More killing." She then turned towards the Fatuus. "Fatuus, don't just stand there with a mouth hanging agape. Move."


Rashmi demanding he move, the hyena had begun running. Why did he need to be here at this point in time if he would not be fighting the eels, he should go to the Lost Sea of Bygone Eras and complete the symphony instead. He did not have time for this right now, not in the slightest.


Dragon duo decimating the creatures one after another, eel juices had spilled everywhere. Seeing such, the chimera closed his eyes. Was this level of destruction necessary? Maybe this was going too far over the level. But, the further they had gone in, a strange sight had befallen the faded castle.


Plant duo spinning around a kamera, the early adult blinked. What was happening here? How could these two be doing leisure activities like this right now? Eel juices spilling all over their white ceremonial robes, the chimera could feel their rage coming from kilometers away.


"Rashmi, how dare you!" Noce exclaimed. "Can't you see we're doing a photoshoot here? Why you always ruin everything for me?!"


"Aye, aye!" Cèdre exclaimed. "Can't you see we're being models? Now we can't be pretty like gods because our robes are dirty! Thanks a lot!"


Moving on, the dragon versus eel battles had soon reached their climax. Rashmi demanding him to go clean up the rest in the Lost Sea by himself, the chimera made a run for it. This would be the last of them. The final nail that would make him able to restore the symphony once and for all.


Hopping through the portal, the blue sea awaited him. Eels everyone once again, the chimera could hear the creatures call out to him. Large creatures demanding a battle, the soldier sighed. Not another one. Pressing the jellyfish explosive button, he let it blow.


Next set of eels demanding a music battle, the early adult had his diving suit stroke backwards. He had to do what now? No way. That was absolutely ridiculous. Creatures hiding flowers and demanding a specific tune be played, failure was once again the soldier's mistress.


Eels forcing him to start over on constant repeat, the hyena groaned. Could this get any worse? But, he supposed thinking such had been a big mistake. Eventually playing the tune correctly, the early adult swore he could see something viscous in the water. Immediately coming to a realization that there had been parasites planted, the cleansing continued.


Jellyfish explosive taking the cake, the chimera could hear a loud clinking noise from afar. Diving suit thrusting him towards it, something of utter surprise had overtaken him. The bridge off towards the castle, was it repairing? But, as he thought such, a powerful force expelled him from paradise. Rashmi glaring at him, he could feel a steamy told him so coming.


"The lost sea has rejected you again, Fatui," Rashmi said in an irritated tone. "See? Fatui, you have overstayed your welcome today. Leave."


Knowing he had no choice but to leave this place, the early adult departed the faded castle. Gazing upwards towards the stormy sky, the sunlight had departed. It had already been evening? Time was lightning in a bottle, ready to explode at its peak at any given moment.


Rabiu soon enticing him from afar to borrow their guestroom, the hyena reluctantly accepted such offer. Placing himself in the temporary bed, an immediate wave of tiredness overtook him. As the world of sleep were ready to take him away, he had recalled something at the last moment.


Perhaps he should free the whale tomorrow.


***


"Perhaps I know the answer to restoring the symphony.
Even if I am wrong on this, I need to try this method to
Restore it. I know
How to do it.
And, I am absolutely
Positive this is the answer I have been
Seeking for a long time.


It has been five weeks since I have started this
Fetch quest, if you will.


I guess, or something like that.


For what it's worth, I
Really think this will be the solution.
Everything rides on this.
Everything tilts on this.


The answer, I know what it is!
How could this not be the answer?
Enough delaying it. What is the answer: the


Whale. If I free that whale from its shackles. I'll
Have the power in me to restore the symphony.
Ah, yes, that has to be it. It's so very
Likely that is what it is.
Evidentially, I am not one hundred percent certain


For this to be the case.
Right, that's the
One, that's the answer it has to be.
Maybe I'm wrong,


And this is all for nothing, but, it's
Likely this time. It has to be. It's
Likely this time. It has to be.


It truly has to be.
To be honest, I feel like I'm
Slipping a bit and my will is dropping off.


So, this time I really
Have to focus on completing
All the tasks preventing me form
Completing this. Of course, I don't
Know what those are most of the time, and it's not
Likely I'll fully remember, or anything.
Even so, this time, this
Should be it.


I'm confident.


Confident I can finally do
All that I need to do to put an end to this.
No way am I going to fail today.


Right, I cannot fail. I cannot fail. I cannot fail.
Even though I know I most likely will, I
Should not assume
That's the way it is entirely.
Of course, I won't fail this time.
Right. I cannot fail. I cannot fail. I cannot fail.
Even as I repeat this constantly.


There's just one issue I cannot ignore.
How much time do I have left to
Even complete this mission? Her Majesty,


She is running out of patience.
Yes, she is running out of patience for
Me. I am starting to feel like that
Perhaps this is my last chance to restore this symphony.
How many more times can I fail? I am going to suppose
One single last time before I am executed. Ah,
No. I'm exaggerating. Stop doing that. It won't do me any good to start exaggerating.
Yes, it won't do me any good to blow this out of proportion. It's time to free the whale from its shackles right here, right now."


Upon waking up the next morning, questions had immediately come his away when he had left his sleep daze. Lonan inquiring if he were going to return to the lost sea, a pure white envelope had soon been handed off to him sealed off with layers upon layers of tape. Seeing such, the hyena rose an eyebrow. Why was this letter so protected?


"Seems like this letter is for you," Rabiu said. "But, uh, neither of us know where it came from."


"So, it could be a prank, black fish streak bro," Lonan warned. "Be careful."


Taking such into account, the chimera nodded. Removing the heavy wads of sticky garbage from around the letter, the early adult scratched his head at the fancy writing in front of him. What was this, some sort of invitation to the abyss? But, he shook his head. Why would it be something like that? He needed to hurry up and read it.


"The symphony cannot be restored until the three shackles have been removed from the whale, Scylla. And, in turn, the symphony cannot be started up unless the bridge is open to the castle. May as well not bother even trying. That bridge never opens. Hasn't in years. If one were you, one would have given up awhile ago.


Whatever. Since you keep trying, this is the final hint one will give you. Once the bridge has opened, it will be easier to restore the symphony. The statues have been angry for who knows how long since the bridge had closed itself up. Which was a long time ago. Don't care to remember specific details.


Consider this the last piece of advice one will ever give you. Do not mess up this time. You are not very smart. So, just try to brute force it in some sort of pathetic way, and it will be quicker to solve than one would think it would be. Over before one knows it. In other words, brawns over brain.


That's it. Do not expect a single further tip. And, just so one knows. One cannot free the whale beast from its shackles. It requires someone who is nature aligned, or whatever. Annoying bird man seems to think one is attuned with nature. Since you are, you are the only one.


One knows he is reading this thinking, 'Can't the others do it?' Can this Fatui even read? One said nature aligned person. The koala sleeps half his life away. The badger is too annoying for her own good. And the plant twins despise one for one's leadership skills. Not like one cares anyway.


So, hurry up already and remove Scylla from their shackles. Bye. Burn this letter when done reading it. Leave no traces of one trying to help you. A hopeless person does not need one's help, but one made this singular exception, so don't waste one's advice. One is lucky one wrote this letter at all. So, speed up the mission. Go."


The early adult let out a tired sigh. This letter had Rashmi written all over it. Did she really have to write such a demanding note? She could have just told him in person. Diving equipment soon on, he descended back towards the Faded Castle. Singular dragon girl waiting for him, he prepared himself.


"Fatuus, sorry for the letter," Malati apologized. "I reckon Rashmi found it easier to communicate they way."


Hearing such, the hyena shrugged. Of course that note had come directly from the most demanding and bossy person herself. He shouldn't, for even a moment, have doubted it was her. Taking a deep breath, the chimera rubbed his gloves together. Right, he had to free the whale from it shackle, and make the bridge operable again. It was time to get this over with.


Leaping through the portal, a blinding light overtook the chimera. Spotting the whale creature in the corner locked away with red chains, the soldier blinked. Was this creature some sort of time or space god, or something? But, the chimera shook his head. No way, wrong universe. That wasn't it.


Whale screaming out in pain, the early adult had his diving suit thrust him towards it. He had to hurry and free this poor creature from its imprisonment. If he didn't, it would all be over. Restoring the symphony would no longer be possible. Pressing the turbo button he headed towards the chains.


But, something had been off about these red shackles of imprisonment. Feeling something quite off in the water, the soldier huffed a breath of heavy dooming anticipation. The shadow creatures were lurking somewhere, weren't they? He needed to take them out at all costs the moment he were to see them.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder somewhere, the early adult grit his teeth. He should not have thought that. He had willed the shadow creature into existence, hadn't he? Monster of pitch black darkness doing a little dance, everything had soon been a mess in a matter of moments.


Shadow creatures giggling as locks had been placed upon floating challenge totems, the soldier could hardly believe this. Why did these enemies keep insisting on ruining everything? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. This could not go on. He needed to restore the symphony before it was too late.


Dashing off towards challenge point one, runic symbols had prevented the chimera from moving forward. Shadow creatures coming out of nowhere laughing up a storm, the chimera could feel his blood begin to boil. Were these monsters mocking him? They were going down this time.


Shadows swimming around at rapid speed, the soldier dropped down a jellyfish explosive. But, such had not been potent. Creatures of darkness moving away, the early adult let out a groan. Not again. Why was this happening again? How could they be so quick?


Knowing he needed to corner them from behind, the hyena pressed the turbo button twice upon his diving suit. He would catch up to this monster if it was last thing he did. He could not let this enemy win and prevent the whale from being free. No way, not a chance. No way was that happening.


Aiming the jelly landmine one last time, the early adult hit the denotation button. Pitch black monster taken out of the equation, the early adult had his diving suit thrust him back towards the challenge totem. Gazing at it, for a moment. The soldier prepared himself. It was almost time. Whatever challenge might be thrown at him, he needed to get it done before it was too late.


Hundreds of particles of water appearing out in the open, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Banner across the seabed ceiling informing him to collect one hundred particles in four hundred twenty seconds, the hyena's heart skipped a beat. He had to collect how many in how much time now? Seven minutes? How in the world would that be enough time?


Pressing onward, the particle collection had soon begun. Feeling a weird energy pool into him, the soldier flinched. What was this intense feeling? But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. There was no time. He couldn't waste this. He had to finish this challenge as best he can, or it would be over for him before he knew it.


Twenty particles obtained in a minute, the hyena kept moving forward. He was making decent progress. Twenty down, eighty to go. He needed to keep trying to move faster. No matter what, he had to. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. Water ring in front of him, the chimera passed through it.


Feeling his speed increase a smidgeon, more particles had soon been obtained. Further rings engulfing him, the hyena prepared himself for the next round. Forty down, sixty to go. Timer ticking past the five minute mark, a wave of heavy unease flowed through him. He had to hurry. He had to go faster. He could not falter.


Sixty particles soon collected, the chimera let out a huff. Sixty down, forty to go. Time was running out, he had to pick up the pace. He had to move faster, or he would fail. Two minutes to go. Thrusting forward as fast as he possibly could, the next set of strange elemental energy orbs awaited him.


Eighty particles tackled, the chimera gazed at the timer. Numbers reading one minute and thirty seconds, the early adult let out a loud scream. Time was ticking. Time was ticking. Time was ticking. He had to hurry. He had to finish this right here, right now, or he would rise to infamy before he knew it.


Final set of particles grabbed in the nick of time, the hyena puffed a weak breath of relief. The first part had finally been over. One of the shackles breaking apart, the bridge from afar had soon repaired itself as well. Seeing such, everything clicked into place. So, freeing the whale was the right answer after all. He sees now.


Knowing he had to hurry and head off towards the next challenge, the chimera had his diving suit swim him towards the next location. But, just like the last stop, monsters soon awaited him once more. Enemies demanding he fight them for access to the trial, the soldier heaved another sigh. It was time to get this over with.


Eel creatures in front of him, the early adult sighed. No, not these monsters again. He was getting quite tired of this nonsense now. Throwing down the jellyfish head explosive, the chimera snapped his fingers as destruction in one fell swoop overtook the area. But, such had not been enough to turn the tables.


Monsters living to see another second, the soldier denotated the next set in a matter of moments. Creatures upended in a matter of moments, the chimera turned his attention off towards the challenge totem. What challenge would he have to do this time? Whatever it might have been, he had to be quick about it, or he's as good as dead.


Strange balls floating across the sky, the early adult tilted his head. What did he have to do now? Banner across the sea ceiling saying to destroy all the puffballs in at least two moves, the early adult attempted to do the old reliable. Multiple balls left out of the blast, it did not work.


Attempting to hit the rest, it had not been working in his favor for any reason. Seeing such, the chimera let out a groan. Was he aiming this wrong? Perhaps, just maybe, if he adjusted the angle, this would work out better. Clapping his gloves together, he tried his luck one final time.


Adjusting the angle of the good old reliable ball of explosive properties, the soldier snapped his fingers. Every single ball blown up into nothing, the second of third shackles had been removed. Seeing such, the soldier gazed at the third one. It was time to finish this once and for all.


Moving towards the final challenge totem, a creature of many surprises soon awaited him. Great white shark with a star print on its head, the early adult pretended to be scared. But, he cut the theatrics. What, was he supposed to act terrified, or something? Why would he? He had a shark brain. What was there to be afraid of?


Knowing what he had to do to send the shark packing, the early adult could feel a heavy wave of disdain flow through him as he had made the decision. Finding a blubberbeast in the corner doing nothing, the early adult switched to the aquatic blade, for a moment. Remorse flowing through him, the slash had been administered.


Blood dripping from the poor blubberbeast's body, the early adult tried with all his might to remain calm. He had to keep it together. Don't lose his way now. He absolutely could not lose his remaining threads of rational thinking here. Now was not the time for such to be the case. It could not have been, period.


Shark swimming towards the dying creature, the early adult had his diving equipment thrust back towards the final challenge totem. But, what awaited him with this one had been the strangest one of them all. Strange light appearing out of nowhere, the soldier had been informed he needed to chase it.


Chasing after that light, the creature had begun to get faster with every given second. Moving faster than he could could keep up with, the chimera let out a scream. Why was this creature speeding? Was it afraid of him. He had to keep moving faster, at all costs, or he would fail.


Moving right along, the early adult pressed the turbo button. He had to catch up with this creature, not matter what. The choice was not his, if he wished to keep on living. Automatic movement getting faster and quicker, the light and he had soon touched one another swifter than he could blink.


Final shackle soon removed, the final pieces of the bridge had soon been put back into place, as well. But, as the success kicked itself in, a strong force had soon expelled him from the area once again. Rashmi saying the same line as she usually did, the early adult exited the faded castle. Bird man calling out to him to come into their guestroom, the soldier let out a deep yawn.


Feeling a heavy wave of tiredness, the early adult slumped into the temporary bed. Everything soon removed, the chimera closed his eyes as his head hit the pillow. As the dream world were about to call him back in, for the evening, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


He's almost done now.


***


"Oh archons, oh archons, oh archons,
Her Majesty is pressuring me to get this one faster.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Really, Your Majesty? Why, why are you doing this to me?
Can't you give me a little more time?
How could you go through a chain of networks throughout Fontaine to alert me on my poor performance? And,
One of the Fatui who is
Not on the battlegrounds, but is a diver.
Stop this, please, don't rush me!


I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll do better, so please, please, please. Don't
Tell me to hurry up.


I'm almost done, I finally did it. I am close to restoring the
Symphony, so please, please, please, please,


One more chance. Please, I'm sorry. I'm
Very sorry, I'm so very sorry.
Everything about this mission has been so
Relatively difficult that I just can't do


It anymore. I finally freed the whale


And all that, but what if it's not enough?
Maybe I'm going to fail again.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Stop it, stop it, stop it. No, no, no, no. I'm not


Going to fail. I'm not going to fail.
Of course not, of course I'm not going to.
Of course not, of course not. Hahah.
Don't let this pressure get to me. I can't, I can't, I can't I can't--


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.


Don't give in. Don't allow myself to give into this.
Everything will be fine.
All of this will be alright.
Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic."


Waking up the next morning, another letter had informed him he must go negotiate with the statues within the Lost Sea of Bygone Eras to finish up everything else. But, he could hear a knock upon Lonan's home door as he had begun to read over the note in its entirety.


"Black fish steak bro, you've got a visitor," Lonan said, stepping away. "Dunno who he is, but it seem urgent."


Blond diver boy staring at him, the early adult with a blank look on his face, the hyena scratched his head. What was he doing here all the way in Petrichor? Why had his boss sent him here? Was he going to go diving with him, too? But, in a matter of moments, his entire world shattered into four hundred pieces.


"Why are you taking so long to finish this mission?" the diver boy asked.


Hearing such, the soldier screamed. Her Majesty, had she sent the diver boy to grill him for completely this mission so slowly? He was dead. He was so dead now. Her Majesty was disappointed in him. He was done for, dead, gone a corpse in a coffin. He was toast, burned, ready to thrown to the fish to eat.


Feeling his heart begin to race, the early adult held the sides of his temple and let out a scream. He had failed to perform well. He had disappointed Her Majesty. He was dead. It was over. His execution would be ordered on the menu any day now. This was it. He had failed one too many times. Game over.


"Um, Siorc, hey, try and breathe, breathe with me, okay?" Rabiu asked in a gentle tone. "Uh, um, we'll tell your boss that's lurking outside our door that you're having a hard time completing this mission, okay?"


Feeling a wave of calmness flow through him, the early adult prepared himself to drop down towards the Faded Castle once more. Diver boy following him, he broke out into a sweat. Ah, great, is he coming to watch him fail again? Hadn't he had enough? But, what awaited him upon reaching the hidden location was arguing.


"Let me go! I despise you!" Noce exclaimed. "Let me leave this place!"


"One, no," Rashmi said in an irritated tone. "Two, that storm cloud on the surface world will probably kill a plant like Cèdre." Her tone kept getting increasingly annoyed. "Three, us being here is for your own good."


"Geez louise, would you two just shut up already?!" Satíne exclaimed. "You're not gonna be able to get out of here, kay? So, give up!"


"That's right!" Iomra exclaimed. "Sheesh! Why even try!"


"Fatui, don't bring your army members here," Rashmi warned. "Hurry up and finish the job and get out of here."


"I reckon they didn't come together," Malati responded. "The blond went off on his own."


Chaos unfolding, the early adult tossed himself into the portal of doom. Knowing he had to communicate with the three group of statues, the hyena prepared himself. Would he even be able to do this? He did not know. He was starting to think he could not, in any capacity.


Diver boy assisting the whale creature in the corner, a wave of relief flowed through him. He was out of sight, out of mind, good. Moving towards the first cave, the statue creatures awaited him. But, the request they had for him was so far gone, he could hardly make heads or tails of it.


"We'll teach you how to play the score to restore the symphony," the statue said. "But, you have to play a game with us! Name some equestrian creatures!"


Hearing such, the hyena placed his hands out in front of him. Equestrian creatures? Of course. How hard could it be? Signing the words horse, donkey mule, zebras, qilin, pegasus and unicorns, a large chopping whip had come out of nowhere. Hips taken out of the equation a scream had come his way.


"No! Do not play your stupid hand game!" the statue shouted. "Say their names with that mouth of yours!"


Statue demanding he speak, the early adult could feel the tears roll down his cheek. Say their name? No, why did he have to go and do that? Why couldn't he just communicate through signs? Why was that such an awful thing for him to do? Statue demanding again, the early adult forced the words out.


"Horse, donkey mule, zebras, qilin, pegasus and unicorns!" Siorc forcefully shouted.


"Good! Now, we'll teach you how to do the score!" the statue shouted. "Follow along!"


Score learned after about four hours of attempts, the early adult huffed a deep breath. Why was this so incredibly difficult? He did not understand. Statues soon demanding he head off towards Alta Semia for the next test, the early adult had his diving suit thrust him towards the east. He was so close to completing this. He could almost taste it.


Statues not listening to him without a fight, the enemies had been knocked out in a matter of moments. Enemies saying he did a fair job, they soon agreed to help him with the next score. Failing at least a triple dozen amount of times, the early adult groaned. Why was music so hard?


Told there had been one final group south, the early adult had begun moving towards the southern area. But, the shadow creatures soon struck back. Dropping down a jellyfish head explosive, the chimera snapped his fingers. Enemies defeated in three fell swoops, he pushed towards the cave.


"You got rid of the pests, so we'll just teach you for free, no quiz needed," the statue said.


Statue teaching him the last set of scores, the early adult couldn't help but feel even more confused as he wrapped all of this up. So, had he done it? Had he restored the symphony, or not? Feeling a strong force remove him from the portal, the chimera sighed. He guessed not. What else could he possibly do now?


"Fatuus can go now," Rashmi said. "Can't you see you're not wanted here? Leave."


Returning towards the surface world, the soldier gazed upwards towards the sky. Entire sky blanketed in red, the hyena gulped. He had been late, hadn't he? The storm had been here for real this time. Its peak. It was over. Agent demanding he go back to Snezhnaya, the soldier did as instructed.


Reaching the soundproof room after about twenty minutes of walking, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform removed as well, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Wave of tiredness immediately overtaking him, one last thought took him away.


Would restoring the symphony fix everything? Now he didn't know.

 

[Palamon]

7: Silent Temple Semantics 2: Paranormal Divine Flames
"Alright, Your Majesty, explain yourself.
Let me get this straight, or
Rather, let me try and make sense
In all of this. I just don't
Get you, don't I
Have a symphony to restore? Why are you
Telling me to do something else now?


You are hardly making an
Ounce of sense, as
Usual. It is annoying to have to
Reiterate this point, Your


Majesty: please stop being vague!
At least give me the gist,
Just the gist of the
Events you want to me to investigate!
She's making me feel like
There's guesswork to be done,
You know I may


Analyze everything and anything, but
This is beyond me!


There's just so few answers I
Have to this,
I don't get it!
She wants me to investigate


Paranormal activity. Not this again.
Okay, Your Majesty, first of all,
I cannot see ghosts! I have
No sixth sense, so
This is a failure from the get go!


You really ought to understand,
Ought to get this by now, I am
Utterly useless when it comes to the supernatural.


Ah, please, I am going to botch this.
Remove me from any and
Every single supernatural mission.


Just know, if I fail, you asked me to do this
Utterly impossible mission,
So you will only have yourself
To blame! I cannot


See ghosts, you should know that.
Cannot in normal,
Regular circumstances,
Actually, but even still,
Paranormal activity this, ghosts that!
I'm getting tired of these
Nonsensical orders, please,
Get serious, this is ridiculous.


At least, if you were
Trying to be serious about


This, I would a reason to
Have no questions about it!
Even if she were


Being serious, it's
Obvious to me at every angle
That she would still be vague
That's just my life though!
Oh, well, I might as well just
Maybe myself useful.


Or, she'll kill me
For all I know, at


This rate I am running out of chances
Here in this cold breeze.
Even so, I can't falter,


But just so you know,
All of this might go south
Relatively fast!
Right, though, she doesn't
Even care, my orders have been
Laid out to dry, and


There's no take backs.
Okay, Your Majesty, I'll


At least try to
Stop this
So called paranormal activity,
It's quite honestly still unbelievable you're
Giving me this order!
Now, just the other day you


Made it clear I am taking an
Eternity to complete that symphony


Mission. Need to hurry
It up, right?
So, what is this?
She's going to be mad
I'm taking too long all
Over again!
Nothing is making a lick of
Sense. Ah, that's just life.


But, I guess it doesn't
Even matter at this point!
Cannot even fathom
At all what must go through her
Undeniably chaotic mind.
She just wants me to
Eat dirt and


Wallow in uncertainty at this point.
Ha, that's it, isn't it?
Ah, Your Majesty
The amount of times


It's reached this point of
Sheer ridiculousness. I am


Totally fried from this symphony and that
Horrible red storm cloud
I really wish that
She would try to


Not jump to point
One from point two
Now, I'm completely
Stuck on point two! Soon, point
Eight, point
Nine, point ten! I
Shouldn't have to do something
Especially impossible for me,


Yet, I don't have a choice.
Or, I'll be dead. I have to follow orders!
Ugh, I just can't stand this


At all, I just don't get it. She's kinda
Ripping me apart into
Eighty thousand pieces.


And I feel like this
Should come easy to me, you
Know, I have been close to death more than once
I guess that's just
Not how the world works
Ghosts aren't drawn to me,


For, why would they be?
Obviously, I don't have the blood for it. I need to
Research paranormal phenomenon.


Maybe it doesn't matter in the long run.
Eh, oh, well.


Try as I might, I just have
Ounces upon ounces of


Doubts. This will fail, and I'll be
One step closer to being killed.


Maybe I will be able to do at least
One of these investigations without any
Repercussions, but that's likely it.
Eh, to be honest, at this


Point, I am honestly used to
All this chaos, I have to
Remember that this is just
Another mission I have to complete.
No ifs, ands,
Or buts. And, it
Really does not
Matter at all, whatsoever if I
Am unable to, forever reason to
Lead myself down the right path.


Ah, well, I really
Cannot fail anymore
Than I already have
I'm going to get a
Viscous, terrible punishment
If I surrender. This is just
Tryst after tryst after after difficult road.
Yet, I really want to give up.


Oh, well, I can't. I need to
Knit a path on the ground
And stop all this quitter thoughts.
Yes, I need to stop.


Why should I
Have any thoughts
About failure? I cannot.
This is going to be the end for me


If I give up. I need a


Jolt, I really need an
Uplifting jolt.
Something, anything,
To get me through this.


Haha, as if.
Ah, I feel so lost
Very wayward.
Even though I know I cannot give up,


No matter what, I am losing my way.
Oh, man, am I losing my way.


It's getting harder to
Do this, I just want
Everything to stop
And these much


Weirder missions to go away.
However, my feelings
Absolutely don't matter,
They're irrelevant, they always are.


Yes, they're always irrelevant. I
Ought to know that. I am just a
Useless rook on the chessboard.


And, I need to always
Remember that's all I am.
Even though I know


That it's quite
Horrible. I feel so useless
I feel so weak
No matter how hard I try, this mission is impossible, I
Know paranormal activity
Is just completely beyond me.
Nothing makes sense I
Get that this is


All just a ploy and all that
Nothing ever isn't.
Yet, I can't help but
Make myself focus
On all the doom, I am just a
Rook, low on the
Ever growing


Totem pool. It's just
How it goes, how
It has been for around eight years.
So, I really just have to do as


I'm told, I have to be obedient. Just because I can't
See ghosts doesn't mean I should


Just give
Up when I have a job to do.
So, hop to it, get
To work It's how it should be.


The way things are here, I know
One too many disappointments, and I can kiss my life goodbye.
Of course, that's been ingrained into


My head since day one, and it's an
Unrelenting thought that'll rot alongside my future
Corpse. I am going to struggle on this mission,
However, I really have no choice.


Ultimately, I have to
Get this done no matter what. Just as
Her Majesty demands of me.


She wants me to get
This done? So, I'll just do as she asks.
Obedience is key
Perfection is mandatory."


The sound of bitter wind roared like a leopard out in the wild in Natlan. As the month long blizzard had started itself over from the very beginning, countless Fatui soldiers groaned in a chorus. A never ending sea of cold was upon everyone. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal to the Cryo Archon.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Protest about getting louder by the second, the hyena added his own groan to the mix. Yet another month long blizzard was on its way to ruin everything from the ground up. But, the chimera new he could not just sit around, or he would suffer dangerous freezing. Removing himself from the stone cold bed, the early adult had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the hyena stared off into space, for a moment. Will he finally be able to restore the symphony today once and for all? The statues taught him all he needed to know. Surely, this time, he would finally be able to complete the last piece of the puzzle.


But, the soldier shook his head. There's probably still a lot left to do. By the end of today, he'll find out how close he is to completing this mission. Perhaps, just maybe, there had been a few other things he had completely forgotten about. Or, perhaps not. He hardly had a clue anymore.


Throwing such thought away, the hyena attempted to put on his hairpins and earrings. Such, however had been a quick and utter failure. Loud, disturbing cacophony overtaking the area, the chimera fell to his knees as both familiar and unfamiliar noises overtook the area. What in all of Teyvat was that racket just now?


Discordant noise ticking once more, the early adult dashed towards the window. Were soldiers exploding barrels, or something? But what awaited him through the paned glass had been something extremely unusual. Something quite unfathomable. An event he had never seen before in his nearing eight years as a member of the Fatui.


Multiple soldiers attempting to shoot an ice cocoon, an intense wave of confusion flowed through the hyena. What were these soldiers doing? Was this some sort of intense training? He could hardly fathom it. But, his thoughts had soon been interrupted by a pelt of hail from the skies above.


Hail only beginning to get louder, the early adult let out a shout. He gets it, Her Majesty, he'll hurry up and get ready. Dashing back towards his uniform drawers, the early adult removed the cover off his jewelry and accessory box once again. No more dawdling. It was time to get finish getting ready.


Thoughts tuned out, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching blue stars in his hair and ears, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons what he truly wanted? Knowing this was not what he wished for whatsoever, regret flowed through the soldier. If he could reverse such terrible decision, he would in a heartbeat.


But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. Such was not possible whatsoever. What happens, happens, and there's no turning back time once a decision had been made. It had already been too late. There was absolutely no way backwards. Such was a choice he would have to live with forevermore.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, even louder explosions overtook the area for what felt like the fifth time of the day. Trying with all his might to tune such noises out, the early adult let out a pained huff. But, the racket struck back. Hearing such, the early adult let out a scream. why can't this chaos end already?


Such, however, had only been the beginning, volume continuing to increase, the early adult shook to the core. What is going on today? Why is everything so loud? This training is quite awful. Why can't they silence their guns? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. But, the chimera shrugged. He needed to stop concerning himself with the outside world.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, sweet silence took his ears to paradise. The sweet sound of nothing, how beautiful. A relief to be had, for sure. Adjusting his buttons on his uniform, the chimera stared off into space. Was this really a proper way to train, destroying an ice cocoon? Perhaps so, or perhaps not. What did he know? He hardly knew how other Fatui trained.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui agent boots stomp onward with a fervor, the early adult turned his attention towards the door. No more thinking, time had run out. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will, once again, be working with the Temple of Silence to help combat reported paranormal activity in the area."


The chimera jumped ten steps back upon hearing his orders for the day. He had to go and do what now? Investigate paranormal activity? What about the symphony? Why was this happening out of the blue like this? This was absolutely ludicrous nonsense. It's not like he can see ghosts. Didn't the Agent know that?


Words paranormal activity echoing through his mind, the hyena let out a laugh. Paranormal activity? Sure, his butt. He could not stand this kind of level of ridiculousness. Was the Agent pulling his leg right about now? Be serious. Since when did he ever joke around. There was an imposter amongst him.


The soldier stared at the Agent's mask. This had to have been some sort of prank, right? Alright, where are the hidden kameras? This was so dumb. Surely, there was nothing at all important to investigate. Just monsters where they had no right to belong. That had to have been it, surely.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "What is your problem? Stop getting distracted! If you think you had not heard me correctly, you did. Get out of your head right this instant!"


The hyena flinched. Right, he can't get distracted. Why would the Agent ever make something up or joke around? He was a complete loyalist to Her Majesty. He would never make up false garbage that went against the Cryo Archon, no chance of that ever happening for any reason whatsoever.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Arm out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away like it always had.


"Good, we're leaving, soldier," the Agent responded. "But, you must be careful. Sumeru is behaving rather strangely right now." Gripping prison as relentless as it always was, the young soldier closed his eyes as the escort towards Sumeru soon began.


What's going on in Sumeru?


No, Teyvat?


***


"Perhaps I'm crazy, but lately,
Everything around here just feels like a never ending dream. I am
Really confused, though.
How are dreams possible?
All my life, I have never experienced a dream.
Perhaps I never will either
Since I am a desertfolk, and all that.


It's difficult to see me ever dreaming


And, I bet if I
Make a suggestion to Bogart all of Sumeru is stuck in some sort of dream, he'd tell me, 'that's a load of


Macaroni, Waiola!' Look,
I know this sounds like complete nonsense and
Such, but when faced with
The facts, there have been
A lot of events that leave me wondering if I even
Know if I'm in reality anymore. The
Easy answer to that, at the moment, anyway, is
No. At least, that's what I can infer.


Okay, well, maybe not. I have felt
Rather confused, as of late.


Something else I am not really comprehending
On the surface, anyway is that


Big red storm cloud
Over there up in the sky. I don't
Get, nor understand
At all why it is
Right up there in all its glory.
Though, I think I


Can venture a
Little bit of some sort of guess?
At least, I think
I've heard from some passing foreigners from
Mondstadt that this huge
Storm cloud is engulfing all of Teyvat. But,


I'm sure those passing travellers from Mondstadt


Are also just
Making a whole ton of guesses.


Maybe so, maybe not,
I have seen a few people from Fontaine who are
Saying the same things.
They saw that storm cloud, too.
And people from Liyue, it's affecting them, also. I don't
Know about Inazuma, nor Natlan, I have never,
Ever, met anyone from either of these
Nations. But, I assume they are just like everyone else, dealing with this.


Bogart, of course,
Utters, 'Geez, Waiola, you believe everything
That people say! You


Shouldn't just take what people are saying at face value!'
'Okay, Bogart, and what reason would these foreigners have to
Make things up?'
Even though I said
That, thinking I wouldn't regret it, I
Have regrets over
It a little. You know, maybe I should
Not have have
Gone and assumed


People are always going to be telling the whole truth. Guess I can be
Rather gullible during rare occasions. But,
Even so, why would someone
Try and lie about an ongoing problem? As Bogart would always say:
Yikes! There's probably just a world-wide


Storm. After all, everything apart from Inazuma and probably Snezhnaya all pretty much neighbor each other.
Take our nation for example, Sumeru. To the
Right of us is Liyue, and to our left, Natlan.
And, up north, Fontaine.
Now, maybe I am not an expert in
Geography, not any stretch of the imagination, but
Even regardless of all that.


It does make a little
Sense, at least for Sumeru, Fontaine and Liyue to be caught in some


Giant storm. Mondstadt, as well. But,
Of course, I do remain skeptical.
I do believe the people making this claims, at least at face value.
No way they'd make this stuff up, right? At least, I don't
Get why someone would go


On to tell lies.
Now, back to what I was thinking


About before. There's no way this can all be some sort of dream,
Right? Remember what I just said: people in Sumeru don't dream.
Of course, this could be the collective dream of a foreigner.
Unlike us Sumerians, people in other
Nations are able to
Dream while they are in Sumeru.


However, I think the likelihood of that being the answer to this
Equation is pretty low.
Relatively impossible? No.
Especially improbable? Yes.


Anyway, it's time to head to the Rainforest for our work assignment, but it's
Likely we won't be getting anything today. As well as
Likely it will be like this for awhile.


Oh, I can hear Bogart
Flapping his gums now to


Tell Katheryne that simply won't do. But, if she
Has nothing for us to do, that's simply how
It is, and we cannot force her to
Send us out on a commission if there isn't any.


It's just how life works.
So, I am not about to contest it if there


Just isn't anything out there.
Unless there is
Something for us to do.
Though, I am wholly doubting it.


She's been telling us a lot lately, 'Sorry, Waiola, Bogart,
There's no work for you today.' This has begun to
Really annoy my brother,
And I just have to say, there's
Nothing that can be done to
Get us work. People probably have to request us specifically.
Eh, well, there's not much I can do.


For now, we just have to face reality that
In the current climate of the world, there is no
Room for us to get
Some work, even if we ask for it.
That's just how it is, pretty much,


And, as much as it annoys him,


We cannot do anything about it.
Everything is predetermined
In life. I know Bogart thinks that's a
Ridiculous notion, and all that, but, I have never once
Doubted everything in this world is preordained.


Does that make me look like I'm a conspiracist?
Really don't know. I guess it probably does, and this is the
Eve to my downfall comes
After this storm is quelled. Actually,
Maybe I'm being a little too on the


Nose with being ridiculous.
Of course I am.
Well, I am just spitting


Wild nonsense, anyway.
Hmm, maybe I am just dreaming
And this is my collective dream that's
Taking everyone down with me.
Everything down with me. That might sound
Very viscous, but if I am the host of an
Endless dream, and this
Really is my doing, and all that


I am very sorry, and I
Should apologize for my unknowing actions.


Hmm, maybe not, though.
After all, let me repeat this again:
People in Sumeru do not dream. And, of course,
People includes chimeras, too.
Even though humans consider us to be lesser, a
Nuisance, a piece of trash that needs to be picked up.
I know all that by
Now, that people view us as
Garbage, or maybe that's just because we're desertfolk.


Not like I can escape either labels,
Or anything. I am both, always have been, always
Will be. And it's not like


I can stop being either.


My parents are also desertfolk,
Or, well, our mother is, our father is human and formerly from Natlan. It's very
Rare people from Natlan
Ever leave, especially humans that live there, but he never


Cared and risked it all, for
Love. Well, now that I'm thinking about the west,
Ugh, now my thoughts are really
Edging towards Natlan, I don't think it's
Likely in any way,
Even a little that they are experiencing this
Storm. Since the people there don't leave most of the time, there
Shouldn't be outside world forces


There, right? Well, I guess,
How should I know?
At least, how should I know all that?
Natlan is, as I've said


A region where their people, unless rare exceptions exist,
Never leave. And
Yet, I do have
To remember that this
Has always been how things are.
I have never left Sumeru. I've never been to
Natlan, and I don't think I'll ever
Get to go there. There is something I have heard through


Eardrop in my childhood, that in Natlan, chimeras are regarded as garbage, and should
Leave. I guess I
Shouldn't be surprised about that, should I?
Everything has always been like


That all of my life. All
Of my years in this world.


But, I guess that I shouldn't think about any of this for too long.
Everything matters very little in the grand scheme of things.


How can I think about this
On and on as I have
No way of putting an
End to how things have become.
So, I know nothing about any of
That, and that's just how it is. So, no more thinking about all that."


Upon reaching an unknown spot in the desert through the teleport waypoint, the hyena could feel the world around him twist and distort. Was anything he was seeing real right now? Maybe, perhaps, he had simply fallen into some sort of dream again. But, he knew the chances of something like that happening a second time were quite unlikely, if not impossible.


Agent informing Siorc the temple inside might have space around it completely warped, the soldier let out a sigh. That was still a problem? Why had this been the case still? He could have sworn after he dealt with the last issue, such problem would vanish out of thin air. But, he supposed, that's not how life worked. Everything was always a problem when he was around.


Taking a long deep breath, the soldier accepted fate as it was. This was how things were going to be until the storm cloud left this world behind. Everything had reached a point of non return now. Welcome to chaos capital, population: millions. Placing his hands on the door, the chimera paced himself.


But, immediately upon entering the quiet temple world, an off feeling had overtaken the soldier. What was this sudden feeling of doom he was getting? He could not quite comprehend it. But, the hyena rapidly shook his head. That was just space warping around him. Nothing wrong here.


Knowing he would need to meet up with the brunet within the temple, the soldier had begun moving forward. He needed to hurry up, and get a move on, and get on with it. He knew, no matter what, he had to hurry along before the warped space decided to get any worse. Time was ticking, and it was counting down to negative zero.


Attempting to move through the temple towards the usual area, the hyena had begun moving. But, almost immediately, such had become impossible from the start of it all. Feeling the walls get smaller and less dense, the hyena turned his head off towards the right and left. What in the world is happening here? Something doesn't feel right.


Running through the area, everything had begun to feel rather small around him. Why was everything feeling so narrow all of a sudden? Space was warping around him faster than he could keep up with. He had to get out of this hallway, no matter what. He had a job to do.


Such continued to be impossible. Pushed back to the entrance, the early adult dropped onto his knees. Why couldn't he get past this area? Just how powerful was this warped space? Could the former god of the desert be rejecting his presence from within? That had to have been it, surely.


Standing back upward, the hyena rolled up his sleeves. He had to get through this hallways, no matter what. If the world was trying to fight him, he would fight back, at all costs. He could not allow this to force to beat him. Not at all whatsoever. Switching the position of his legs, the early adult attempted to make a run for it.


Slamming against a wall, the hyena let out a scream. This force of power, what was it? Had anyone in the Temple of Silence noticed what was going on? Surely, they had to have been aware of the chaos unfolding in this ruin within the desert. Backing up for a moment, the chimera studied the generic nobodies deep within.


Everyone not saying a word, nor paying any attention to him, the chimera shook his head. What would the nobodies know, anyway? They probably were entirely unaware of what was going on around them. This was possibly someone's dream again. He should not question it.


Turning back around, the hyena lowered himself onto the ground. Perhaps, just maybe, if he forced himself the way through by rolling on in, the evil force of space would be defeated. While such would make him look rather unintelligent, he knew he had to try something, anything, to get through.


Lowering himself onto his knees and tucking his head in, the early adult stop, dropped and rolled as if the world was on fire. But, such method had been a flopping pancake across the board, as well. Wall returning with a vengeance, the hyena groaned. What was he, some contestant in a competition called Hole in the Wall? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. Who in the world would ever make a game like that? He was thinking nonsense.


Walls coming from left and right, the early adult's face slammed down upon the floor. Rubbing his cheeks, the chimera grit his teeth. This powerful force, why was it trying to fight back against him? How very annoying. Enough was enough. He would crawl up on the ceiling like a spider, if he had to.


Thrown back towards the entrance once more, the soldier cracked his knuckles. This time, for sure, he was going to get through this area. No matter what, he would put an end to this. Leaping off towards the edges, the hyena would not falter. These walls, they could not hold him down any longer. If they wanted him to play, then so be it.


Observing the wall up in front of him, the chimera could not help but wonder. How easy would it be to destroy this obstacle? The Agent had not given him a satchel for the day. His resources were limited; hardly anything to rely on. Nothing at all whatsoever. He would have to use his own weapons, no matter what.


Closing his eyes for a moment, the hyena paws did not replace his human hands. Seeing such, a heavy wave of doom overtook the chimera. Why wasn't he transforming? What was going on here? Maybe he had fallen into a dream after all. Everything was out of his control, for sure.


But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. What in the world was he thinking? That wasn't the case. This was not a dream. Why would it be? He was thinking complete and utter nonsense, and he knew it. He needed to try again, and break free from his incompetence.


Shutting his eyes once more, the hyena prepared himself for failure. If only the malicious malpracticing doctor hadn't messed around with his body, this would have never happened. That had to have been the cause for issue, at the moment, despite the length since his last forced visit. There was no other answer, for sure.


Human hands transformed into hyena claws, the hyena closed his eyes once more. Such wasn't enough. His legs needed to get in on the action, too. These walls had to go down, be defeated, destroyed, decimated; clocked in. But, the early adult quickly snapped himself out of it. Get it together. Now was hardly the time to lose his way.


Wall ready and waiting, the early adult placed his claws out in front of him. Goodbye wall, goodbye obstacle, hello next destination. Slashing up a storm, the cracks had begun to form in the twisted world in front of him. Confidence coming back from the dead, the early adult swiped his finger across his nose. What an easy target.


But, the hyena once again, snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? What kind of thoughts was his shark brain putting into his head? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. He couldn't let the violent thoughts parading inside him win. Cutting the chord onto such nonsense, the hyena had begun running.


Further walls trying to stop him every step of the way, the early adult leaped upward. Furry feet laying down the law, the hyena flinched. Maybe he had put far too much force into this. Wall breaking into thin sheets of nothing, he took a long, deep breath. He had to keep going until everything was destroyed once and for all.


But, as the fight kept going, the soldier could hear a loud crackle of thunder. Hearing such, the hyena rolled his hand into a fist. Where did that come from? He was inside a building right now with not a single window to speak of. Creature appearing upon the middle of the road, it had a sinister smile on its pitch black face.


"Give up," the pitch black monster said in an echoing tone. "Give up!"


Hearing such, the hyena let out a defiant scoff. Give up? Who did this monster think it was to tell him to give up? No way, not a chance. No way in celestia. He wasn't going to give up on reaching the end of this hallway. He will make it to the end, no ifs, ands or buts about it.


Monster army coming out of the woodworks, the early adult grit his teeth hard. Where did these enemies come from? The storm was a relentless monster, pushing through with every ounce of power available to it. But, he knew he could not falter. He had to get out of this hallway, no matter what.


Claws doing their damage, the hyena huffed and puffed. Room twisting and turning, the early adult stood his ground. No more of this nonsense. He would be victorious if it was the last thing he did. Turning towards his backside, his tail got in on the action. This would be the battle to end all battles. The brawl to end them all.


Final wall crumpling up into nothing, the early adult closed his eyes once more. Hyena tail retracting from behind him, and human limbs returning, the chimera prepared himself. What so called paranormal activity was about to await him on the other side of this broken wall? He was ready for any nonsense about to throw him across the way.


Empty room with no one but the brunet desert man standing there, the early adult gulped as his eyes glared daggers at him. Had he made too much of a mess? If he had caused damage to the temple, he would pay with an entire portion of his salary. Arms soon crossed around the man's waist, the chimera awaited for the shouts to eat him for lunch.


"You again?" the brunet desert man asked in an annoyed tone. "What do you want this time?"


Aggravation evident in the man's voice, the early adult shook with a fervor. Oh, great, he was mad, wasn't he? Bowing multiple apologies, he could feel his blood about to shed at any given moment. Right, pay the damages he incurred, pay the damages. Surely, that's where the rage was coming from.


Reaching for his back pocket, the hyena removed as much mora as he could hold into his hands. But, such gesture had come with an immediate rejection. Told that his money was worthless here, the question had come his way once again, what does he want? Glares coming his way, the early adult flinched. He'd better hurry up, or else, he's toast.


Placing his hands out in front of him, the soldier linked both sets of index fingers and thumbs into a circular shape placing them parallel to one another, the hyena let out an incomprehensible noise as he pulled his fingers away from one another. Cheeks glowing red as he did such, the chimera could feel the world get lost in translation. How was the brunet even going to know he was inquiring about paranormal activity this way?


Brunet desert man looking about ready to pop him with a tweezer, the hyena could feel the sweat mounting. He was going to tell him to stop fooling around any second now. Mouthing the words paranormal activity, he buried his face in his hands. It was over, there was no way he understood anything just now.


"There's ghosts everywhere right now, why does that matter?" the brunet man asked, annoyed.


Inquiry coming his way about why it mattered, the soldier placed his hands out in front of him. Silently stating he had been sent here to help deal with the issue, he swore he could see the brunet desert man shake his head in annoyance once more. Seeing such, the defeat flag dropped down upon him from up above.


"Right, well, good luck with that," the brunet desert man said, turning his back towards him. "Everyone else has already given up."


Hearing such, the soldier blinked. Everyone in the Temple of Silence had given up on defeating the so called ghosts? He did not know why, but that felt quite disappointing. He did not quite understand this. Why give up? There was a solution to everything out there. How pathetic of everyone for bowing out of the ghost busting.


But, the hyena threw such thoughts off a bridge. Why did he think such a thing just now? That was a horrible thing for him to think. Maybe, just like him, the people affiliating themselves with the Temple of Silence could not see spirits or ghosts. He would give up, too, if he had a choice in the matter.


Exiting the Temple of Silence, the soldier supposed the best course of action would be to check the nearby areas for any strange activity. But, he could feel his confidence drip to nothing in a matter of moments as he thought about the areas within one-thousand meters of one another.


Opening up his proxy map, for a moment, the soldier placed an x mark next to Pardis Dhyai. That one was off the table, no matter what. Was there even any point at all of going there? There was not. He knew he would not find anything there. At least, he did not think so. Naming the marker upon the map do not go here, he dissipated the map back into orb form.


Figuring it would be best to start with Port Ormos, then head for the mountain range nearby, the soldier had begun to head upon the northeastern pathway. Would the world around him once again be caught up into some sort of nonsense? He supposed he was about to find out the closer he were to get to the rainforest portion of the area.


As the chimera had begun moving, a strange gust of wind overtook the area. But, the chimera ignored such, for the time being. It was just the storm playing tricks on him, nothing doing! That's all this was, surely. He need not concern himself over any of this and move right along.


But, the whooshes continued onward. Mini twisters dropping down on the battlefield, the soldier turned his head off towards the right and left. Had there been Anemo Samachurls on the premises? Surely, that had to have been the case. Observing the area, he kept his eyes peels for any oddities.


However, no such monster existed anywhere in the area. Seeing such, he could not help but wonder further. What else could be causing this high turbulence? There was no way it could have been paranormal activity. That was complete and utter nonsense. Wind could not appear out of nowhere.


Pushing forward, a world of terror soon awaited the hyena in a matter of moments. Trail of flames devouring the sand, the hyena jumped twelve steps back. What was going on? Where did this fire come from? Had there been mechanical monsters in the area that burned themselves up into a crisp?


Wind continuing to blow, and flames simmering, the hyena could feel a divine power come up from behind him. The Anemo Archon, were they angry? But, the soldier shook his head. No, why would that be the case here? The Nation of Freedom, and the Nation of Wisdom, at what point would they ever intersect with one another for that to be the case? He was jumping to conclusions, guaranteed.


Disregarding such thought, the hyena attempted to dodge the strange trail of flames laid out in front of him. But, he could not help but feel a holy power emanating from down beneath him. These embers down below, could they have been holy or pyres of the divine? Jumping to such conclusion, fear nibbled on the cartilage of his ear.


The Pyro Archon, could she have also been angry? Considering such to the highest possible degree, the hyena snapped his fingers. Great. She was taking out all her frustration on Sumeru. What a wicked god with a terrible temper. Studying the flames as Caravan Ribat grew closer, a question knocked itself out of the park.


Flames boiling like lava, the hyena could not help but wonder. The citizens of Natlan, had any of them ever come here? But, the soldier shook his head. No, probably not. He had recalled something his father once said in his stolen childhood when he returned from a long trip in Natlan that the natives to the country never left. But, what did he know? He hardly knew anything about the Pyro Nation of War.


Reaching Caravan Ribat after about an hour of walking, the soldier prepared himself. What so called paranormal activity was he about to bear witness to? He would need to keep his eyes open for any unusual happenings within the areas up ahead. Gazing upwards at the storm cloud up above, he waved his fist. Bring it on, shadow creatures. He's ready to rumble.


Stepping foot into the border between the desert and rainforest, the soldier could see something rather peculiar taking place right in front of him. Dandelions with faces, hands and feet, the chimera blinked of bewilderment as the creatures walked in a straight line as if they were an army.


Gazing at the flower creatures for a moment, the hyena blinked. What was so supernatural about this? This was Sumeru. Flowers coming to life had to have been completely normal here. He, as well, could make flowers come to life with his Dendro Vision. Nothing to see here. Her Majesty was definitely spitting nonsense every step of the way.


But, everything soon took a rather unusual turn. Dandelions stomping off towards a divine flame, the soldier jumped ten steps back. What in the world were these creatures doing? How strange. Were they trying to head straight for their doom? He needed to put a stop to this.


Moving forward, the soldier could see a familiar trio off in the corner of the area, he could hear conversations breaking out one after another. Waiola, Bogart and the mercenary bodyguard chatting it up, the hyena tuned them out. Whatever they might have been discussing was not his business. He had quote on quote paranormal activity to investigate.


Walking through every single nook and cranny imaginable, something quite unusual had begun to play out in front of him. Flame trail continuing, even upon the ground here, the hyena could not help but feel further layers of confusion. What in the world was going on here? Just how far did these embers go?


Moving towards the upper layer of the area in the corner, a rather peculiar scene had taken the soldier aback. Dandelion creatures dancing around the cinders, singing a little tune, the chimera could feel disbelief hit him with a ton of bricks. Were they performing some sort of ritual? To what, or whom?


Ritual continuing for minutes on end, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Not a single person noticing anything going on whatsoever, the chimera could feel an intense wave of dejavu flow through him. Had Sumeru fallen into another collective dream?


Pinching himself, the soldier let out a hiss. He was most certainly awake right now, but he knew vivid dreams existed. He should not get something like that backwards. But, he knew, awake asleep or not, he had to keep this investigation going. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. Continuing on as he ascended the ladder in the corner, an obstacle soon stood in the way.


Seeing Siorc walking around Caravan Ribat like a lost puppy, Waiola folded her arms across her waist. What was he doing here during times of complete and utter danger? She could hardly understand this person in the few times thus far she had encountered him.


"Huh, Siorc, what are you doing here?" Waiola asked. "You now how bad it is around here right now, don't you?"


"Yikes, Waiola, here you go again! How's he supposed to know that?!" Bogart exclaimed. "He almost never comes around these parts!"


"Yeah, Waiola, your friend here almost never shows shows his face around here," the mercenary bodyguard added.


Waiola speaking her usual nonsense in her same old boring outfit, the hyena paid her absolutely no mind. Turning his attention towards Bogart, the hyena studied its outfit for a moment. Shorter panther chimera adorning a bright pink robe with a hood, the soldier could feel himself become as red as a tomato. Hello, God, were they there? It's him, Siorc. Why did they have to make such a beautiful man, no, queen, walk upon this planet to distract him like this? Was he wearing an Abaya? Beauty was falling out of the sky.


"Looks like you got yourself a suitor, Xerxes!" the bodyguard exclaimed.


"I have that effect on people!" Bogart shouted. "I'm a gorgeous queen, don't be shy!"


"Do you have to toot your own horn like that?" Waiola asked, rolling her eyes. "We should just leave him alone. He has work to do."


Party of three moving out of the way, the area had soon grown oddly quiet. Flowers nowhere to be seen, the chimera scratched his head. Had he just imagined the whole thing? But, the hyena shook his head. The monsters were just on the move, at the moment. That had to have bene it, surely.


Knowing he had to move onward towards Port Ormos as planned, the soldier left Caravan Ribat behind. Desert regions changing themselves to the rainforest, the soldier could see something rather unusual take center stage. Trail of flames continuing across the field of grass, the hyena tilted his head. Just how far did these flames go?


Flowers continuing their dance of doom the further the hyena moved forward, the hyena could not wrap his head around anything. What kind of ritual was happening? When would it end? There was no way this could have possibly been paranormal activity. There had to have been some sort of miscommunication somewhere in there.


But, as Port Ormos grew ever so slowly closer, quite peculiar enemies caught the hyena's attention. Monsters that did not look like they were from any particular region, the early adult blinked. Wind blowing and flames billowing all at once, the hyena scratched his head. Where even was he anymore, Sumeru, Natlan, Mondstadt? Everything was melting together.


Tossing such thoughts aside, the chimera kept moving. No, there was no way that could have possibly been the case. Why would it be? The world is just off kilter because of the storm, that was all. That had to have been it, surely. The storm was strong enough to warp and bend reality. He had already seen such in Fontaine. Nothing doing.


Enemies with skull masks coming his way, the hyena prepared himself for battle. Hyena claws calling to action, the soldier could feel metal clang upon his fur. Feeling such, the chimera sighed. Great, defenses were around in spades once again. If this was a nightmare, wake him up right now.


Claws clanging against the invisible shield of nothing, the hyena let out a groan. Why was it that the creatures from the storm cloud up above were stronger than normal enemies in Teyvat? But, he knew he was wasting his time thinking about such. There was no answer, and he knew that. He needed to keep trying to destroy them with his own capabilities.


Creatures continuing to bounce off anything he threw at them, the hyena huffed a tired breath. If only he had a greatsword right about now, and the shields in front of him would drop like flies. But, he supposed it was hardly that simple. Claws continuing to fail every step of the way, the hyena prepared to summon his flower friend.


Silk Flower friend unable to do anything, as well, the hyena snapped his fingers. Was he completely useless here? He could feel Her Majesty's disappointment breathe down his neck. Surely, these creatures had to have a weakness. He had to find it right here, right now.


But, such weakness breakthrough never came. Steel shields only getting larger, the chimera dropped onto his knees. This was an impossible battle, guaranteed. There was nothing he could do. Invisible white flag waved upon the battlefield, the hyena stepped away. Although, a savior would soon come out of the woodworks.


"Leave this battle to Xerxes!" Bogart shouted.


Shorter panther chimera's piercing through shields aplenty, the hyena could feel a wave of shock flow through him. Spears were quite the force to be reckoned with, indeed. He could never hope to match up to such whatsoever. The art of the polearm was not in his blood.


Reaching Port Ormos after about two hours of walking, a horrifying scent of flame overtook the area. Whiffing up such, the soldier let out a scream. Why was this happening? The world, was it on fire? Dashing into the area, peculiar creatures from the world of flames soon took the area by storm.


Spotting dragon creatures rolling around the bed of flames down below, the early adult studied the creatures movements. Draconic enemies feeling rather familiar, the soldier threw wild guesses out the window. Had these monsters escaped from Liyue? They looked like lizards he had seen in that area once before.


But, the hyena shook his head. No, there was no way these monsters from Liyue. Something had been different about them. They were not the same. Not all dragons were created equal. Creatures rolling into a nearby domain, the soldier chased after the creatures.


Blinding light soon engulfing him, a world of many different terrors engulfed the hyena all at once in a matter of moments. Seabed of flames peeking through dead trees, the hyena's heart raced out of his chest. Had he fallen into yet another collective dream? He was staring to think that might have been possible after all.


Strange dragons rolling all around the area, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Seeing the reptilian creatures everywhere his damaged eyes could see, he had begun to wonder. If this was a dream, whose dream was it? It could not have possibly been his. He knew he wasn't powerful enough for such to be the case.


Staking out the badlands of doom for a few moments further, the chimera scratched his head. Was it just him, or did something feel kind of different in this plane? But, the hyena swatted such thought away. He was in between two different realities, of course somethin was different.


Pushing forward, the early adult soon stepped upon a peculiar fiery tile. Message across the sky reading, flip all the flaming tiles over in the correct pattern the soldier jumped eight steps back. He had to do what now? No, why did it have to be fire? Couldn't it have been anything else?


Flames bursting upward, the hyena leaped upward with a yelp. Flip all the flaming tiles over in the correct pattern. How was he supposed to do that without getting burned? There was no possible way. Embers continuing to rise up, tears streamed down the chimera's face. Why did he have to do this? Why couldn't it have been anything else?


Timer ticking down, the soldier jumped back, where did that come from? He was being timed? He was done for. If Her Majesty were watching him right about now, he may as well just push up daises now. He was as good as dead if he were to fail to perform. One more disappointment, and it was all over for him.


Dragon creatures rolling around spreading flames, tears rolled down his face. Someone, anyone, get him out of this place. The flames of doom were going to eat him up any second now. Dragons giggling, the soldier forced himself to focus. Were these creatures mocking him? He would show them.


Closing his eyes for a moment, the soldier prepared himself. There were no flames here. This was just a dream. This was all just his imagination. It was rubber, it was glue. It couldn't hurt him. Everything blurring in front of him, he could feel himself drop into autopilot mode.


First of many puzzles vanquished, further flames of doom overtook the area. Banner in the sky telling him to collect Pyro particles within the time limit, the hyena could feel the cracks begin to grow. Why was everything in this domain related to fire? Timer ticking down, the soldier had begun running.


Particles collecting in the nick of time, the soldier huffed a pained breath. Running was a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. Dragon creature rolling on in, as he finished up, he swore he could hear the creature whimper about. But, he tuned such out. He was hearing things, wasn't he?


"Play with me!" the dragon whimpered.


Scratching his ears, the soldier turned towards the reptilian creatures. Did he hear that correctly just now? He couldn't have possibly. Attempting to press onwards towards the exit, the whimpers continued. Play with it. Voice getting lonelier and lonelier, the chimera could feel his will sway backwards.


Waving the invisible white flag, the chimera could not help but wonder. Why did this creature want to play so badly? Didn't they have other draconic friends it could ask to do such? But, he supposed not. Hands tied, a strange ball had been tossed the hyena's way.


Creature begging him to toss the ball so they could catch it, the hyena rolled his eyes off towards the burning sky. They wanted to do what now? Play catch? Absolutely ridiculous. But, he knew if he did not do such, the violence would roll itself in. Tossing the small round object, the monster chased after it. Slapping his hand over his face, the soldier held back a sigh. What was this dragon, a dog?


Games continuing onward, a new obstacle had soon threw itself out in the open. Bat like creatures flapping their wings like a wind turbine, sweat dropped down the hyena's neck. What were these doing in here? He wasn't in a cave right now. Had he been in the presence of strange Cicins?


Ultrasonic waves bouncing off and around the burning walls, the hyena covered his ears. Racket continuing, the chimera's cranium pounded. No, this wasn't a Cicin, it couldn't have possible been. Cave dweller creature dropping down towards the draconic being, shouts had soon broke the sound barrier.


"Winter coat man, save me!" the dragon cried.


Ultrasonic waves continuing to decimate the area, the soldier could feel a wave of defeat flow through him. How was he supposed to save them? He had no weapons on him. Bat flying far out of his reach, a heavy wave of uselessness flowed through him. That was all she wrote. He was but a fly in the sky ready to be squashed.


Bat creature sticking out its tongue, the hyena waved his fist upon the air. Was this enemy taunting him? How dare it. Just because it had the advantage over him via flight did not mean it was superior to him. What an annoying turn of events, for sure. Enemy not letting up, a strange suggestion had soon come his way.


"Winter coat man, here, take some of my scales!" the dragon cried. "They're super powerful!"


Hearing such, the early adult blinked. Take their what now? Wouldn't plucking the dragon's scales harm it? Dragon insisting it would not bring them any pain, the hyena shrugged. If it would not bring any pain, he supposed it was worth a shot. Three scales soon plucked, instructions soon came his way.


"Now, toss 'em!" the dragon exclaimed.


Dragon scales tossed, the soldier swore he could hear the bat creature let out a comical cry of defeat. Hearing such, the soldier no longer knew if he was in a dream or a storybook anymore. But, his thoughts had soon been interrupted as the dragon soon bid their farewells to him.


Blinding light soon engulfing him, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Domain nowhere to be seen within Port Ormos any longer, the hyena could hardly understand at all what just happened. Had the dragon just kicked him out just like that? Maybe he had been trespassing for far too long in their home.


Generic nobody soon informing him there had been a strange commotion occurring in some place known as Devantaka Mountain, the chimera blinked. Where now? He was not sure he was hearing this correctly. Maybe he was simply hearing things. A gust of wind of wind upon the air.


Voice once again telling him to head to Devantaka Mountain, the early adult let out a sigh. He had heard the person loud and clear. What could have possibly been happening in Sumeru's mountains? Person refusing to tell him, the early adult pressed onward. He supposed he was used to the world being vague. What else was new?


Reaching the so called mountainous area, a blanket of darkness overtook the area. Entire world invisible, the hyena could feel a wave of defeat hug him from behind. Not this nonsense again. If this wasn't a dream, he would drop any of the marbles his brain had left. Feeling his way around the world in the nothingness, a door had soon been stumbled into.


Finding himself in a savannah, the hyena could not help but wonder. Just what were domains, exactly? He was starting to feel like they were completely separate worlds locked into a small closed off space. But, his thoughts had soon been cut off as flames with a godly feeling came out of nowhere.


Boar soon running through the savannah as if it wished to throw itself into the flames, the chimera backed away. Why were these flames everywhere he was? How terrifying. Hog creature enticing him to follow it, the soldier did as instructed of him. Lead towards a river, a narrator soon came out of nowhere.


"Once upon a time, there was a cursed girl," the narrator said.


Gazing at this reflection upon the water, an entirely different person stared back at him. Seeing a person with scars all over, the soldier blinked. Was he supposed to be the cursed girl? What a strange role to be given in this story. Small blue dragon floating from behind him, he let out a groan. Was this part of the script?


"The cursed girl was a princess in boar kingdom," the narrator said. "But, body laid with scars of fire, the other princesses would always laugh at her."


Feminine shadows pointing and laughing at him, the soldier covered his eyes. What was going on? Where did this narrator come from? Not a single thing was making sense here. Did he have to follow along with the story? This was not the princess he wished to be. He already had enough scars on his body in the real world. Was he pulled into a story about the beauty of imperfections? Get him out of here. His chest was hideous. His stomach scars were horrendous. There was nothing to celebrate.


"Freak!" the shadow screamed.


"Loser!" the second shadow screamed.


"Monster!" the third shadow screamed, giggling. But, the narrator soon butt in.


"Despite what the naysayers had to say about her, Princess Emberlina would not let the bullies get her down!" the narrator shouted. "She would show the world she was the most beautiful princess in the boar kingdom!"


Boar oinking up a storm, the princess rolled his eyes upwards towards the sky. This story was stupid. Who would ever want to prove themselves based on their scars? What was this princess, some kind of creature of war? Count him out, if so. He was out of here right here, right now.


But, the chimera could hear the door lock itself up in the distance. Hearing such, the chimera let out a groan. He had no choice but to finish this story. Couldn't the world let him opt out? It was almost as if, a person from outside of Teyvat had been pulling the strings to force this plot upon him.


Podium laid out in front of him, the chimera forced out some incomprehensible noises that could have sounded like determination. Castle soon coming into the picture, the soldier let the plot drag him away. Narrator cutting in to say the princess attempted to hide her scars, a magical mirror had been laid out in front of him.


White haired girl with pitch black eyes reflection staring back at him, the soldier could not make sense of the world around him. This young lady was she the princess of the boar kingdom? Why was she human? Boar oinking, makeup had been dropped into his hand. Bucket loads of it.


"Princess considering covering up her fire scars with glittery makeup, she dabbed on a little blush," the narrator said.


Blush putting itself on, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. He was at the mercy of the narrator. Entire ramblings about makeup controlling him, the chimera swallowed a groan. Just cut to the part where the princess learned she didn't need superficiality to become beautiful already, and get him out of here.


But, an interruption had soon kicked into overdrive. Dragon dropping down a sea of flames, the princess' knees shook up a storm. Narrator shouting at the creature to follow the script, don't change the story, the soldier could feel the shackles of control break off of him one after another.


Dragon continuing to drop down a sea of flames, the narrator's rage continued to build. Hearing such, the soldier shook his head. Why were they so bent up on following this story? It had already been ruined. Why press on with it? It had already veered off course to the point of no return.


Narrator letting out a cough and trying to reset the story back to the point it had already been at, the dragon kept letting down its flames, creature yelling Mr. Winter Coat doesn't doesn't seem to like this story, the soldier covered his face in shame. This dragon, why did it have to call him out like that?


Creature trying to burn the world around it despite the narrator's constant pushback, the soldier shook his head. This story had veered off course far too much for it to matter anymore. Why even bother trying to go back on track? Narrator continuing to try to clear their throat, the scenery soon changed around him.


"Sword in hand, the scar princess was determined to take down the evil dragon of flames!" the narrator shouted.


Spotlight shone upon the interrupting dragon, the chimera could hardly believe the flow the story had taken just now. Who was this narrator, and why were they so angry? Dragon begging the hyena to not hurt him, the hyena rose his hands up in the air. There was no way he was fighting. The narrator could scream until they were blue in their unseen face.


"Evil dragon burning the world around them, the princess was ready to slay this dastardly creature!" the narrator screamed.


Narrator kept letting its demand be known, the hyena refused. Evil dragon this, slay it that, raising his hands up in the air once more, the chimera refused to take action. Did they think if they repeated what they said, he would take action against the creature? He would do no such thing. Try harder.


"Evil dragon burning the world around them, the princess was ready to slay this dastardly creature!" the narrator repeated.


But, the soldier kept on refusing to take action. This was ridiculous. Did they think if they kept on repeating the line over and over he would go dragon slaying? He wasn't about to be at the mercy of a disembodied voice. However, his hands had soon been forced to do so, whether he liked it or not.


Sword lunged forward, the dragon let out a scream as blood spilled overdramatically onto the battlefield. Serpentine creature letting out a cry in pain, the early adult placed his hands over his eyes. What was this, a bait and switch sudden horror story? This narrator had no marbles left in that head of theirs.


Door soon appearing as a blood river soon appeared the dragon let out a giggle. Laughing out it had fun ruining this story, the hyena groaned. Narrator demanding he get out of this place, a strong gale force threw the hyena out. But, what waited for him back in reality had been a place like no other.


Finding himself in a cave with an extremely high off ceiling, the hyena curled himself up into a ball upon the rocky floor. Why didn't he return to the same spot he landed in prior? Reality was breaking, twisting, dissolving into puddles of nothing. Fatigue setting in, the chimera's thoughts raced as he shut his eyes.


He's trapped here, isn't he?


***


"I just don't understand this


At all. I just don't quite get it.
Maybe there is something important I'm missing?


Some sort of thing I am not getting?
This is just so confusing, I
Really just do not get it.
Ultimately, I feel like there is something here I am simply not
Getting. This so called 'paranormal activity' I don't
Get it. It's just some dragons and dandelions with a fixation on that bed of flames
Laid across Sumeru. Which, I would hardly call supernatural.
I do feel like something might be up, and
Now that I really think about it, I don't think these flames are
Ghostly. But, something like a godly entity.


That might seem ridiculous, a little farfetched, and,
Of course, I kind of sound off my rocker, but


Ugh. How in the world am I supposed to go on like this?
None of this is paranormal activity? And, to be honest, I
Don't know why the people over in the Temple of Silence
Even decided it was in their best interest to give up on this.
Really, I am just simply clueless in that regard. There's nothing
Supernatural here. Not a thing to speak of whatsoever.
This is just some sort of flame mix up,
And it can easily be taken care of.
Now, the real supernatural happenings? The
Domains. That's what's really the


True issue here. So, first of all,
How did they get here, for one,
I feel like they have just been here for
Some reason without any true explanation.


Maybe they were created from someone else's memories? Wait, why am
I getting dejavu all of a
Sudden? I am not
Sure why that's happening.
I cannot seem to remember the last time I was in Sumeru, aside from
One key factor in that I was trapped in a collective dream.
Nothing about that makes any sense, by the way.


Please, correct me if I am wrong, but it I
Recall correctly, most people in Sumeru, and that includes chimeras, by the way, do not dream in the
Evenings. So that's where I am confused in all
This. So, if this is all a dream, and it
Turns out everyone is just sleeping again,
You know, I might just burst this time.


Maybe I am overreacting.
Ultimately, I do not think I am
Caught in any sort of dream.
However, I do know something is off


And I can't quite shake off
This feeling I really just cannot.


Anyway, from the
Looks of it, I still have to
Look for the so called quote on quote paranormal activity.


Why, Your Majesty? I
Hardly can ever understand what you're thinking
At all these days. Well, actually, I don't understanding what she's
Thinking ever. At all. And, not going to lie, I never do


At all. So, why am I even bother to
Make any guesses about what she wants me to do?


I just don't know, nor


Do I understand.
Of course I don't, though.
I never can fathom what might be going on in the Cryo Archon's head.
Never. She just commands me through the Agent like I'm her pawn. I
Get that this is all I will ever be to her,


A piece of garbage to use and dispose of when she
No longer needs me, but I just
Don't know what this mission is even for and


Why she can't just tell me to go back to the faded castle. I know
Her Majesty is utterly furious
Over me not completing that mission.


For what it's worth, I have been trying
Over and over and over and over again to finish the symphony. I
Really am trying, Your Majesty, so please, get your priorities straight and stop with these weird missions, I'm begging."


Waking up the next morning, an unexpected face appeared within his damaged field of heterochromatic vision. Gazelle chimera gazing at him with her arms crossed across her waist, the soldier blinked. What was the fawn doing here? Was he dreaming? Pinching himself, he could feel a little sting. Maybe he wasn't. But, he knew it could have still been possible he was stuck in a highly immersive subconscious world.


"Just how dumb are you getting yourself trapped down here?" Parisa asked, rolling her eyes. "I'll help you get out, but that's it. After that, you're on your own." As they said such, the fawn snapped their fingers. Pointing upward, her antlers twitched up above her. "There. Have that sigil thread you to the top of the cave, and you are out of it." She then turned around. "Don't bother trying to thank me. I'm not doing this for you, Fatui worm."


Odd four shape pointed star glowing, the hyena tilted his head. That thing up there was his ticket out of here? Feeling an invisible string push him towards it, the early adult puffed a weak breath. What was that thing, and how was it able to pull him towards it like that? Maybe he was dreaming after all. But, he knew that he couldn't fall back on that excuse every single time he could not comprehend Sumeru's current level of absolute nonsense.


Finding himself in pitch black darkness once again, a wave of confusion flowed through him. Why couldn't he see anything? Had his vision gotten worse in a the span of a second? But, he shook his head. Perhaps, there was something he was misremembering. Such thoughts had been cut off, however, as a sharp piece of paper hit his face.


Letter plopping into his hands, the chimera tiled his head. What was this thing now? Was it rain letters? No further ones coming down, he disregarded such thought. Ripping open the container, a singular sentence appeared in front of his eyes screamed vagueness up to the nonexistent rooftops.


"Go to Bayda Harbor." The note demanded.


Nothing else on the sheet of paper, the soldier crumpled the note up into a ball and tossed it into his uniform pockets. What kind of order was that? He swore to the Anemo Archon he wasn't supposed to worship that Her Majesty couldn't be any vaguer. Why does he have to go there? But, he knew he couldn't ask questions. Such was a forbidden action.


Shrugging, the soldier headed northward through the darkness. Bayda Harbor was in the northernmost corner of the rainforest. He supposed, the easiest way to reach this area would be to head there through Gandharvha Ville and head west for awhile. But, as he pushed through the nothingness, he could see a flame eat up the black world in front of him.


Holy divine flame of the angry Pyro Archon floating in front of him, the hyena held out the urge to sigh. Were these godly embers from the nation of war acting as a torch through the darkness? No, thank you, he'll pass on that. Continuing to head north for hours on end, he could feel the exasperation weigh him down.


Heading towards Sumeru City, the chimera could feel an odd wave of doom flow through him as he had made his way into the capital of the Nation of Wisdom. Three quarters of the population nowhere to be seen within the walls of dwelling, the soldier placed his hands on his chin. What's going on here, where is everyone? Had the people here become the grass?


Pushed backwards towards the way he came, the landscape in front of him soon got bigger. World in front of him sketching, skewing, and squashing like some sort of abstract painting, the chimera hopped backwards. There was no way he was awake right now. Even for reality, space warping like this had to have been statistically impossible.


Storm cloud up above him crackling in defiance, the hyena rolled his shoulder with a punch ready to go. Fine, he gets it, this is reality, just warped beyond his comprehension. Savannah opening up in front of him, the soldier prepared himself. Warped land or not, he had to reach his destination, no matter what. Her Majesty could be watching him from anywhere in Teyvat.


Dragon flapping on by, the soldier could not help but wonder, could these obstacles be the cause for all of Sumeru's current chaos? He supposed, that could have been possible. Teyvat's monsters were always rambunctious fools riling up the world around them for no one to see.


Shroom creatures with all their hostilities and springy fungus coming out of nowhere inside the changing landscape, the soldier closed his eyes, for a moment. Hyena claws upon him, the soldier slashed about with a fervor. Crackle of thunder enraging them to the highest capacity, the tables soon turned in favor of the enemy.


Army of monsters defeated after about two hundred strikes, the chimera could feel the waves of tiredness begin to take him away. Maze of hedges, trees, and every other plant imaginable eating the pathway to Sumeru City, the battles of doom continued for what felt like days on end.


Reaching Sumeru City once more, the soldier took the leap of faith. If that strong force thinks it can expel him anymore, it had another thing coming. Monsters replacing the human population, the hyena tried to shake off his feelings of misgivings. Maybe everyone was just as the dance theater. That had to have been it, surely.


Flames in the area eating up everything in their wake, the trail lead itself towards the Grand Bazaar. Seeing such, the chimera followed it like it was guiding him. Maybe it had been doing such; he did not know. But, what awaited him at the dance theater had been a rather unexpected outcome amongst them all.


Finding a table placed upon the dance theater, one wasn't adding up to two. Red haired dancer hosting some sort of feast in the middle of who knows what time it is, more questions than answers flowed in. Was now really the time to host some sort of food party? People were missing.


Scribe reading a book entitled, How to trap a dragon, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. What was this, some kind of intervention program for dragons? Scammy merchant at the table, as well, the chimera let out a groan. No, not her, anyone but that annoying lady.


"Thank you for your patronage, dear customer!" the scammy merchant exclaimed. "I'll now teach you how to lure a saur--."


"--------, did you find any clues in that book?" the red haired dancer asked.


"Just befriend it, o beloved of the Zubayr Dance Theater," the scribe said, not looking up from his book for even a second.


"--------, I haven't befriended a Saurian before!" the red haired dancer exclaimed. But, she soon turned around. "Huh? Excuse me, but if you're here for a show, we're closed today due to unforeseen circumstances. I must apologize, but could you please leave?"


Hearing the term Saurian as he had been banished from the Grand Bazaar, the hyena blinked. What in the world was a Saurian? He had never heard that term before in all his entire two decades of existing upon this planet. Knowing he had to head for Gandharvha Ville the chimera threw himself out of the southern city exit.


But, immediately upon reaching this area, a peculiar golden staircase ascended upwards towards the sky. Seeing such, the hyena couldn't help but feel a ghostly feeling from it. Placing his feet on the bottom step, the soldier had begun heading upwards. Hearing chatter the further upward he went, something hadn't been right with the air around him.


Elderly woman from afar talking to a man with an anubis helmet stating the forest watcher and the trainee, along with the rest of the village had gone completely missing, the chimera had almost tumbled down the staircase. Hearing the word spirited away, the hyena slipped a few steps. Spirited away? Where to this time? This was the Fontaine reverse reaper situation all over again, wasn't it?


"Where?" anubis helmet man asked.


"Sorry, ----, I don't know where," the elderly woman responded. "My vision isn't what it used to be."


Claims of everyone becoming spirited away echoing through his mind, the soldier kept on ascending the staircase in front of him. Just how far did these steps go? Seeing dandelions on the pathway in front of him, the chimera kept on going. Surely, these steps couldn't go on forever, could they?


Trail of flames coming out of nowhere once more, the early adult could feel the pathway ready to warp at any given time. But, he knew he couldn't let that happen once again. He needed to brave this stairway to celestia, and reach the top and find all the people that spirited away.


Further patches of dandelions crunching underneath his feet, the chimera shook his head. Would heading all the way up to the top of this staircase really be the answer to where all the missing people had went? It couldn't have possibly been that simple. Not all that glitters is gold. But, the early adult threw such thoughts off a bridge. What was he, a plant named Robert?


Finding a strange door as he reached the top, the hyena accidentally looked down. Entire world down below as small as ants, the chimera gulped. He had to be about as high up as an Air Roger right about now, if not even higher. Dropping himself through the entranceway, even more flames of terror clapped themselves into place.


Dragons, or Saurians rather, rolling around the area spreading their flames across the way everywhere, the hyena blinked. This fire, the more he saw it, the more he could feel something rather godly about it. He had to have been imagining it. But, he knew he had heard something once about the Archon of War that didn't quite align.


Recalling something Loba had told him once many years ago that the Pyro Archon's flames can spread far and wide the angrier she were, the soldier jumped ten steps back. The flames had reached Sumeru. Just how angry was she? She had to have been enraged beyond recognition. The Nation of Wisdom had been quite scorched. She was bombastic, without a shadow of doubt. Absolutely a ball of relentless anger.


Pushing through the strange dandelion domain at the end of the road, the dragon creatures continued to roll themselves around in a ball as their flames seared. Multiple people's souls finding themselves in this space questioning everything, the hyena chimera let out a tired sigh. How many people had these creatures spirited away at this point? He did not even want to count.


Space warping around him, every single lost person had become cave paintings in a matter of moments. Seeing such, the hyena held back the urge to rip out strands of his hair. What was going on here? If this wasn't a dream, and it was somehow real, he would lose all faith in the entire world around him.


Supposed saurian creature informing him that the people paintings will return to normal if he plays a game of hide and seek, the soldier slapped his hand across his face. Really, they wanted to play a game now when lives were at stake here? What absolutely ludicrous nonsense. He would not stand for this. Placing his two index fingers into an x-shape, a loud whine took him for a loop.


"Please, Mr. Winter Coat!" the dragon. "Please, play hide and seek with me!"


Dragon creature begging, the early adult attempted to reject the proposal again. This creature, how could it be in the mood to play after people had been spirited away and turned into cave paintings? But, the chimera shrugged his shoulder. This was some kind of malicious dream anyway. He may as well just play along. Nodding, the reptilic monster cheered like it was a holiday.


"Yaaay! Okay, Mr. Winter Coat!" the dragon cheered. "I'll hide, and you seek! I'll hide, and you'll seek! Count to ten!"


Possible Saurian telling him to count to ten, the hyena let out a sigh. Why count to ten? Wasn't that far too little? Closing his eye and turning around, the soldier whispered at the lowest possible volume. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, for, three, two, one. Ready or not, here he comes? Groaning, he rolled his eyes off towards the sky. What in the world was this nonsense?


Spotting a dragon painting on the wall, the hyena poked the object. This was the Saurian's hiding spot? How stupid. Reptile returning to its normal form, they soon pouted. Agreement reached to send the spirited away back to their true location, the wall paintings vanished one after another.


Exit door soon waiting for him, the hyena couldn't help but continue to question everything once more. How did the spirited away people become wall paintings like that? If he were sleeping right now, it was time to wake up. Had reality and fantasy merged into one singular entity? But, he could soon hear a voice play in his head like a record on a gramophone.


"This isn't a dream," the voice said. "Go to Bayda Harbor, and end this."


Hearing such, the chimera blinked. This wasn't a dream? Why did that voice sound so familiar? He felt like he had heard it somewhere before, but where? He wasn't sure. Maybe he just imagined it. Reaching Bayda Harbor after about an hour of walking, the voice in his head called out to him once more as he reached the empty world in front of him.


"I know what you're thinking, 'why is it so empty here?' Well, those Saurian you are seeing, they ran away from Natlan," the voice in his head informed him. "But because of that, they have been cursed as a result. And, most people who went near them were spirited away in the form of dandelions, and other forms of expressive art."


Hearing such, the hyena blinked. Those dandelions he had seen, they were transformed people? He supposed that made a little sense, but he couldn't quite fathom it all the same. Voice in his head enticing him to head inside the portal and end this curse once and for all, the hyena took the leap of faith. If this were to end this once and for all, he would hop in right away.


Spotting shadow monsters surrounding an army of dandelions, the chimera placed himself into a fighting stance. The creatures of the storm had come here, too? Couldn't that red storm cloud, for once, stay out of this? But, he knew it was not sentient and could not hear him. Or, at least, that's what he assumed.


Pitch black monsters throwing a cleaver his way, the hyena jumped ten steps back. These monsters, why were they giving him a tool to end their lives? What a stupid and rash mistake. They were going down now. Swiping the bladed weapon with all his might, the chimera let out a scream. These obstacles were going down.


Obstacles piling up one after another the soldier could hear the voice call out to him again. Soon given a step by step guide on how to return the spirited away back to their human states, tireless efforts had begun their last hurrah thrown into the mix. Subspace collapsing as the dandelions flittered out, the chimera closed his eyes.


But, upon opening them, the chimera had found himself back in the Temple of Silence. Seeing such, a wave of confusion had flowed through him. How in the world did he end up back here again? Had reality around him continued to warp? He did not quite understand. Hadn't he solved the problem? But, he supposed the domain he had been in sent him back to the starting point. He was far too clueless on how the world beyond Teyvat worked.


Brunet gazing at him with major contempt, the soldier could feel sweat pour down his back. Why did he get the feeling this man did not like him? But, he supposed if everyone liked him, he would have to change his name to Mary Sue. Arms crossed around his waist, he knew what to expect next, banishment, destination him.


You're done with your mission, right?" the brunet desert man asked, monotone. "K. Bye."


Expelled from the temple, the soldier removed his teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Returning to Snezhnaya, the chimera stared off into space. That couldn't have possibly been the end of this mission, could it? Something was missing, he did not know what. But, something had to have been. Wave of tiredness eventually overtaking him, the hyena removed his hairpins and earrings. Slumping into the uncomfortable bed, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain as the world of sleep took him away.


Something wasn't adding up.


***


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The cycle was a never ending circle of doom looping back and forth in a blinding fury. The night before him would continue the anguish as well, breaking the eggs in the basket in the process.


Before him had been the dragon he had seen in the mortal, waking world. Creature demanding he play with it, the hyena let out a sigh. Not this again. Why couldn't this creature leave him alone, even in his dreams? Let him sleep peacefully. But, he had been at the mercy of the subconscious world. Nothing could be done.


Demanded to play a game of chase, the chimera could hardly believe his dream ears. Play a game of chase in here? Big, big mistake. Creature running off, the soldier had begun the chase. Why was this still happening? Couldn't they let him go free? Running through fields, a nemesis soon returned from the ashes.


Volcano waiting for his demise, the hyena's dream feet had soon slipped into the molten liquid. Saurian swimming through the lava like it was nothing, doom loomed over the hyena. This was it, wasn't it? A trap, a setup from the very beginning to his doom. It was unavoidable, without a doubt.


As the chimera's dream body had begun to melt into nothing, the hyena closed his dream eyes. Saurians caused destruction everywhere they went once outside Natlan. He was cursed, broken, destroyed. As the soldier breathed his last in the dream world, one final thought clicked itself into place.


He played the game of death.


He won.


***


"Annoying, annoying, annoying, so annoying.
Now, the Saurian creatures have moved towards Chenyu Vale.
No matter how I look at it,
Once they're one place, they move to another.
Yes, and it's just so annoying.
I'm really starting to get annoyed.
Nothing is making any sense. I just don't
Get it. I just don't understand. It's,


Annoying, annoying, annoying, so annoying.
Now, they're in Liyue. I know
Nothing about any
Of this, and even still despite all that,
You know this
Is just getting too confusing. So,
Now 'paranormal activity' actually, excuse me,
Ghosts, no not even that.


All the Saurians have escaped over to Chenyu Vale.
Now, I'm even more annoyed.
Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. This all nonsense. I am not
Oblivious to what's going on,
Yes, this is all just a distraction.
It's all just a distraction. There's
No way this isn't one. Your Majesty,
Get real with me right now.


At least, if you're going to spin the
Needle to test my patience, spin the
Needle to see how long I take
On an unrelated mission.
Yes, that's all this
Is, a test. A test of my timely output.
Nothing more, nothing less. I
Get it now, Your Majesty. I see. Makes perfect sense to me."


Agent informing him the next morning that the paranormal activity has leaked into Chenyu Vale and to go clean it up the final remnants, and to hurry up, the soldier had come to a realization. He sees now. These missions involving the paranormal were just a test to see how quickly he could complete other orders. He sees now.


He gets it.


This was just a test of his timeliness in other missions.


He understood everything.


Teleported towards Chenyu Vale's entrance, the hyena cracked his knuckles. So, once this was completed, the mission would be accomplished, right? This useless order of garbage would be done. Knowing he had to get rid of whatever so called paranormal activity was going on here, the chimera had begun headed northward.


Red storm cloud up above crackling up a storm, the hyena grit his teeth. This force, how did it even reach this place? But, he supposed Chenyu Vale bordered the seabed that crossed over to Fontaine. Angry creatures soon coming his way, the soldier nearly did a triple take at what closed in on him.


World around him twisting and warping, a group of Qilins had soon cut off his pathway. Seeing the unicorn beast creatures, the soldier could not help but feel rather confused. Hadn't that race mostly been wiped out? But, he shook his head. There was so called paranormal activity afoot. The saurians were just playing their games again. That was it.


Qilin creatures ramming into him at full force, the soldier jumped ten steps back. Why were the horned beasts attacking him? Creatures demanding he square off with them, the hyena declined to do so. Hadn't these beasts been creatures that were considered sacred to Liyue? He couldn't do it. Face the wrath of the Geo Archon? He could never live with himself if he enraged another god.


Horns poking their way into his uniform in a matter of minutes, the hyena let out a scream. Qilin continuing to scream to fight it, the hyena stood his ground. No, he could not bring harm to a sacred illuminated beast of Liyue. He simply could not do such a thing. He wouldn't dream of it.


Refusals to fight back continuing to loop on repeat, icy attacks of doom the size of a huge hail ball dropped itself upon the top of the chimera's head. These creatures had ice powers? He was going to freeze over any second now. But, as he thought is defeat was imminent, flames burst onto the scene.


"Alley-oop!" a familiar voices shouted.


Every single creature in front of him burned to a crisp, the soldier sunk to his knees. The Geo Archon, any second now, and he, alongside the person who fought the illuminated beasts would face the wrath of the rock. Never harm the sacred. He knew to never break this rule. Staring at the stranger, he could feel a meteor ready to come for him at any given second. The Lion Dance bodyguard had been the only to defeat the illuminated unicorns? It was over. He was so getting a rock to his head.


"You okay? You seem nervous about something," the lion dancer bodyguard said in a questioning tone.


Arms out in front of him, the early adult waved his hands across the air. Frantic fingers spelling the words qilin, hurt, and they were both about to be in so much trouble, the chimera shook with a fervor. Archons this was it. It was over. He was about to anger the third archon. Strike three. He's out, game over.


"Hey, don't worry about that. They weren't real Qilins," the lion dancer body guard responded. "They did cause multiple people to go missing into some cave, though. So, watch out for that, friend."


Hearing such, the chimera could feel everything crack. Not this again. The divine flame was still at it with this nonsense? He needed to head to that hidden cave beneath that scammer's plot of land right here, right now. There was hardly any time left before something terrible were to befall all this.


Bodyguard telling him to leave all the fake qilins to him, the chimera had begun heading upon the western path. But, as he had begun walking, his thoughts couldn't help but race. The element of Pyro, could it have been the most powerful one in all of Teyvat? But, the early adult doused such thought out with a bucket of water. No, of course not. All the seven elements were probably equal.


Pushing onward, a sea of flames soon engulfed the world around him with all their might. Attempting to tune it out, the hyena closed his eyes. But, the embers continued to grow with every second. Heat dropping onto his face, the soldier had begun running. These divine flames, why were they everywhere? Leave him alone.


Flames growing and growing, the hyena could feel his heart begin to run a marathon. No, why were the embers still blazing? Go away, please, begone, disappear. Fire only getting stronger and more potent the closer he got onto the western path, tears streamed down his face. Too many flames, too many flames, too many flames, too many flames, too many flames. Letting out a scream, the early adult froze. But, a voice out of nowhere soon came to the rescue.


Voice telling him to breathe and follow his flow, the soldier's breaths were set ablaze. Breathe, at a time like this? Tears continuing to flow, the chimera attempted to copy the faded voices breath. Right, breathe, breathe. The fire could not hurt him. It was of divine nature. He was water. His body was liquid. Flowing, like a river.


"Oh, dear, do you have pyrophobia?" Jiaolong asked. "Goodness, what are you doing all the way out here if you're afraid of fire? It's around here everywhere!"


Question coming his way, the soldier placed his hands out in front of him. Wordlessly communicating he had been here for work, the taller panda man placed his hand on his chin as if he were pondering something big. Were the divine flames really that widespread? Surely, tuning that out would be enough.


"Goodness, I don't know who your boss might be, but sending you out here like this was the wrong move," Jiaolong said, shaking his head. "Liyue is quite off kilter lately. If I can't get anything done in this imbalance, I am certain it might go the same way for you."


Signing that duty calls, words of caution had come the soldier's way. All he had to do was rescue the missing people lead astray by so called paranormal activity, right? Nothing he could not handle. Heading for the cave in question, a surprise guest waited for him in the shadows.


Hearing a crackle of lightning once more, shadow creatures overtook the area absorbing the holy flames inside them, Saurian letting out a wail as such occurred, the chimera backed off towards the cave wall. Why did they eat that just now? He was doomed, for sure. People locked away in multiple cages, he could hear cries for help everywhere.


"Let it all burn!" the shadow creature shouted. "Everyone must burn!"


Shadow creature floating towards him, the hyena threw hands. Did these creatures ever think what they were doing was harmful? Throwing down a flower friend, the Windwheel Aster let down a seed of doom, monsters of darkness set ablaze, the Saurian soon rolled over to the hyena.


"Great job, Mr. Winter Coat!" the Saurian shouted. "Here! Take this, and it!"


Saurian plopping down a weapon in his hands, the early adult's eyes pulsated. Object beeping, the hyena tossed it as fast as he could. This dragon, where did they get such a dangerous explosive from? This wasn't good. Intelligent monsters were too scary. Enemy blown to smithereens in a matter of moments, the hyena looked away from the debris. The destruction was out of sight, out of mind. Hostages freed from their imprisonment, the young soldier puffed a tired breath.


"Okay, Mr. Winter Coat, thanks for playing with me!" the Saurian cried. "I'll go back home now!"


Dragon vanishing into nothing, the hyena scratched the side of his head. This Saurian was such a child. All it wanted to do was play? How strange. Wave of tiredness overflowing him, the soldier had his proxy map teleport him to Liyue Harbor immediately. Reaching Northland Bank after about twenty minutes, the Agent's Mask soon glared daggers at him.


"Good work, soldier. You got something done within a timely manner, for a change!" the Agent shouted. "You are dismissed. Return to Snezhnaya within two hours."


Hearing such, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. He knew now more than ever. This mission was nothing more than a test of his timeliness to complete an obscene mission. Ridiculous. He think he deserved a little tea before heading back to Snezhnaya. Reaching the teahouse, the entire area was busy as a bee. Panda chimera's family seated at the table along with the tall brunette and opera singer, the soldier seated himself furthest away from the crowd as a conversation broke the silence.


Qiulong spinning around in a pink raincoat, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Did he just walk into some sort of fashion show at the teahouse? It was best to pay it no mind. Maybe he should leave if some sort of family affair were occurring right now. None of this was his business whatsoever.


"Shena, how do my cute storm clothes look?" Qiulong asked Shenong.


"Ugh, it's the same as everything else in your closet!" Shenlong complained. "Pink! It's not like you wear anything else!"


"And I'd never wear any other color in the world, Shena!" Qiulong exclaimed. "But, oh, would you look at the time! It's time for our meeting with grandpa! Gotta go! Goodbye, Mr. -------!" Waving farewell, she had soon been gone.


Yinlong walking towards him, the soldier tried to hide a yawn. Eyes gazing at him, the chimera bowed an apology. How rude of him to yawn in public. If any archon heard that, he would be slapped with the elements of judgement any second now, guaranteed. But, he supposed he might have been exaggerating just a little.


"Oh, hey, Siorc," Yinlong greeted, words slow. "You look tired today, so I'll give you something easy." But, a voice soon called out to her.


"This is the only thing you ever put effort into, I can't believe it!" Shenlong shouted.


"Shenlong, I thought you said you were leaving?" Yinlong asked, voice slow.


"Hmph! Stupid, I only came back here because I forgot my hairpin at the table!" Shenlong cried. As she said such, she grabbed it. "There it is, goodbye! And, you'd better come to grandpa's meeting tomorrow! Stop being lazy about everything else!"


Yinlong soon leaving for a moment, the soldier blinked. He wasn't supposed to hear that just now, was he? Why had the panda chimera's family been so hard on him? He wasn't nearly as lazy as he used to be. Couldn't they see that? But, his thoughts had soon been cut off as Earl Grey tea had been placed in front of him.


"Sorry you had to see that," Yinlong said. "Shenlong has really been pushing me lately to go to grandpa's business meetings." He put on a fake smile, burying the hatchet. "So, what big bad Fatui job did you do today? It seems like you just came back from a big adventure somewhere." Their two index fingers touched.


Placing his hands out in front of him, the soldier signed the word Saurian on private display. Everyone looking at him like he had grown six heads, the hyena repeated the sign. Had he done something wrong? Maybe he had. Had his sign not been clear enough? But, such thought had been proven wrong, in seconds.


"Saurians?" Yinlong asked, words slow. "Are you talking those Natlan dragons that escaped into Sumeru and Chenyu Vale recently?"


Nodding, the soldier could not help but wonder. The tall brunette, would he know anything about Saurians? Maybe he should ask about them. But, the words did not form. Continuing to sip his tea, the questions kept rolling. But, he kept himself silent. It wasn't worth wasting his breath to ask.


"The Saurians of Natlan are quite easy to befriend," the tall brunette said, sipping his tea. "It is quite common for a Saurian to have a companion of their own. Seeing one alone without a friend is quite rare."


Finishing his tea, the chimera highlighted the teleport waypoint to the military barracks. Reaching the soundproof room after about fifteen minutes, the hyena removed the hairpins and earrings. Slumping into the rock hard bed, the soldier closed his eyes. But, one last thought ate him as he returned to the land of tormented dreams.


Why was the storm in Liyue, too?

 

[Palamon]

8: Lost Sea Symphony 6: The Final Piece Has Arrived
"This time, for sure, I will complete this symphony. I
Have to, or Her Majesty will kill me.
I'm on thin ice with her
She's mad, she's fuming.


This is my last chance to end this.
If I fail this time, I am dead.
My life will be
Extinguished. It'll be done, over, finished. I'll have no chance moving


Forward to tomorrow.
Of course, I have to work harder
Rigorously to finish this ongoing


Symphony. I have to keep going that's the
Ultimatum. It's
Rather difficult for me to complete this, but
Even still. I know this time,


If I don't, that's it for me. I


Will most certainly perish.
I will simply be killed, more than
Likely to be guaranteed, more than
Likely to be one hundred percent.


Cannot foresee even
One single future where I
Might stay alive if I fail this.
Perhaps, I need to try harder.
Likely push myself
Even further past
The limit. I have to
Even if it burns me out.


There is no way I can't put in one
Hundred, no five hundred percent.
I have to give it five hundred percent.
So, I cannot fail.


She's watching me, and she's angry.
Yes, fuming with rage. Your
Majesty, I am sorry for my
Poor performance. I
Honestly am trying my best.
One step at a time is
No longer allowed,
Yes, twenty steps


At a time. Or more
No more sitting on this
Delaying the inevitable


Everything will reach the climax
No matter what, I must ensure it happens.
Do not fail, do not falter.


That's the key, I
Have to head for Petrichor
Immediately. I
Shall not bog myself down with distractions.


On the work mode switch goes!
No matter what, I
Cannot let myself get even the
Eensiest bit distracted.


As, I have a job to do.
No matter what, I
Don't have room


For my mine to
Open the can of
Rancid distraction worms.


All that has to
Leave. All of it has to
Leave. Right now.


I cannot believe


How long this has taken
Ah, I only have myself to blame. I
Very much know that
Even if I could blame someone,


That would be incredibly wrong
Of me. So, I am to blame.


For now, at this point,
I think all that's left is one last thing.
Now, I am sure
I am probably wrong, or
Something is quite amiss.
However, this time


There is little time left.
How much longer do
I have to finish this?
Somewhere around


One to four days.
Right, one to four days


That's all. That's all I
Have left, guaranteed.
I know if I go beyond,
She will summon me


To her palace, and
In a a second, in an instant
Moment, my head will roll.
Even though that's


Hardly a punishment I
Ever think she'd administer. I'm sure this failure will have me
Really asking for it. Ah, no,


Maybe I am overthinking.
All and all, I
Just cannot allow myself to
Even stutter, for a
Second. I cannot. I absolutely cannot.
This is the final nail that'll
Yield results about whether I live or die. I'm


Ripe for the picking.
Everything will fall on me
And at this point, there's
Lead in the water
Liquid mercury in the ground.
Yeah, no, that's not quite


Working. Maybe that's too dooming.
It's way too dooming.
Literally too dooming. Anyway,
Let's approach this with a clear mind. Maybe Her Majesty won't


Kill me. Maybe
I'll just get violent
Lesions. Violent contusions. The
Looming doom inside


Me, I have to tune it out.
Everything will be


Shorted out if I
Open my eyes to the truth


I have to absolutely have to


Cannot close my eyes
Anymore. I have
No more time,
Not a single moment left.
Of course I don't.
Truly have the least


Favorite soldier for delaying
All the endings
I am striving towards it.
Last chance, last chance,


I have one last chance.


Have to finish this
And get rid of the
Villain: that storm cloud.
Everything has happened because of


That cloud I am certain,
Or rather the entity inside.


So much has occurred
Up inside that large
Cloud that I just
Cannot ignore it anymore.
Everything at this point,
Every single point is getting
Doused in fire.


No. No. Back up do not
Open that box. Not fire.


Maybe, I should try and
Ascertain why it's
There, who caused
This and where the
Entity might have come from.
Right, that's what I should be doing.


What I should have tried at the beginning, what I should
Have eliminated around the start of this.
At this point,
This is the last obstacle.


This is the final thing I
Have to remove
It. Right here, right now
So I have to focus, have


To do all that
I am able to to
Make this monster, no that's not the word, this
Entity to go away.


I have to do my due diligence.


Have to do everything,
Absolutely everything to get rid of this
Vile creature. If it's gone,
Everything will be done.


This will finally end, be all
Over. And I will


Get to keep my life at the
End of the day. Dying as a soldier?
That's not happening! Never in a


Thousand years, would I ever!
Haha, as if I would ever live that long,
I know I won't.
So, here we go. I have to


Remove the problem.
I have to fight the last of them
Get them to go far away
Head back to their world.
The abyss maybe?


Or not? I am starting to think that
Really might not be the case this time.


It's not like I matters


And all that, I don't particularly care.
Maybe they're from the


Abyss, maybe not, that
Shouldn't be what I focus on here.


Getting to the bottom
Of what is currently going
On is what's most important.
Don't focus on where the threat came from.


Ah, the symphony, the
Symphony is close to being


Done, close to being restored.
Each moment I feel like I
Am finally about to be
Done with all this. I think there's just


One final thing
Now left to do: playing
Every part of this symphony inside that castle in the Sea of Bygone Eras.


Here's to finally
Unleashing all I've learned.
Now, the curtain will rise I
Doubt this performance will be
Rotten. Tomatoes won't be thrown.
Even if I miss a note, I
Don't think that will


Provide a reason for failure.
Even so! No mistakes!
Right, I can't make a single one!
Cannot, under any circumstance, leave any margin for
Error! Of course I can't.
Not a chance. I have to do all I can
To make sure that is something that


Doesn't happen at all. Not at all. I have to do
Everything I can to ensure that this is last time I
Am going to be in area flopping around
Doing nothing but failing to perform. Do not fail. Do not falter. Success is key."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The world was an oval, unraveling itself into something larger and far more complicated as the seconds unraveled themselves into nothing. The night before him had been no different as well.


Before him had been a field of scillas. The flowers were a beautiful bright blue, in the shape of a bell. Seeing such flowers, the hyena could not help but wonder. Where in the dream world was he? He had never seen them before in the mortal waking world. Seating himself beside them, the chimera stared off into dream space.


Observing the dream world around him, something quite unusual appeared in front of him. Seeing a complicated series of pipes, the early adult scratched his head. Where in the world was he? Could he have been in Fontaine? He did not know, but something was highly strange about this place.


Looking further, something else had caught the chimera's dream eyes. Something even odder graced his field of subconscious vision. Spotting an arena in the corner, the hyena tilted his head. He wasn't in Fontaine, was he? He had never seen this arena before in his entire life. Where could he have possibly been? But, everything had soon twisted and turned.


Standing in the opposite end of the arena had been a tall woman bright red fiery hair with orange highlights. She had a rather peculiar looking pitch black jacket, zippered upward enough to choke someone if it were to be zippered up any tighter. Long hook earrings on her, and sunglasses, she soon threw them off.


"The victor shall burn bright!" the woman exclaimed.


Raising her hands in the air, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint at the sight before him. Spotting Rashmi and Malati adorning dragon forms, the soldier titled his head. Why were they here in this arena? He did not understand any of this whatsoever. What in the dream world is going on here?


Dragon duo staring at the leather jacket lady, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. What was he about to witness? Whatever it might have been, it seemed quite suspicious. What did she mean by the victor shall burn bright? Was this some kind of duel? For what exactly? But, he supposed that he was about to find out.


"Show me what you're made of!" the leather jacket lady exclaimed.


Dragon duo gazing at one another, the chimera could not help but wonder. Was he watching some kind of war between dragons and humans? He had no idea, but he was starting to think that might have been the case. Claws soon upward, questions had begun to throw themselves out into the open.


"I dunno," Malati dragon said, uncertainty evident in her voice. "I ain't got what it takes."


Malati soon told she had no choice, an entire army of dragons had come out of nowhere. Seeing such, the early adult hardly understood anything that was being presented to him. What in the world is he witnessing here? He was starting to feel less sure every given second.


"Why do you want to see our powers so badly?" dragon Rashmi asked, sighing. "We're just like anyone else here."


"Chimera trash is different!" the leather jacket woman shouted.


Hearing such, the early adult's dream ears burned. Trash? Why did she say something like that? But, the chimera shook his dream head. He supposed, that had been quite a common worldview in every single nation. Why should he expect anything different? Chimeras were scum, trash, garbage. He knew all that. Why did he have to hear it, even in his dreams? How annoying.


But, an interruption had soon stepped up to the plate. Iomra and Satine dashing in like they owned the place, the chimera blinked. What were they doing here? Not a single thing was making sense here whatsoever. Should they have been around in this arena? But, the early adult threw such subconscious thoughts away. What did it matter? He was dreaming.


"You can't start a duel without us!" Iomra exclaimed.


"We're joining the battle!" Satine added.


"Yeah!" the duo shouted in unison.


Such, however, had been a grave mistake, on the koala and badger chimera's parts. Leather jacket lady's hair adorning flames, the hyena's dream knees buckled. What was going on here? Why was she getting so angry all of a sudden? He did not understand. What had they done to incur her wrath?


"No! You weren't invited!" the leather jacket lady screamed. "Get out of here!"


"What's up with that?!" Iomra exclaimed. "You invite our pals but not us?!"


"Yeah, what's up with that?!" Satine asked in an exclamatory tone. "We're powerful too, ya know!"


Lady snapping her fingers, flames had travelled off towards the koala and badger duo. Flames engulfing them, in an instant, the soldier's dream eyes opened wide. This lady, why was she being so cruel? Party of two dropping down onto the ground with strange burn marks, the early adult attempted to back away.


Such was impossible. Feeling a nonexistent adhesive lock his currently hyena legs in place, all the hyena could do was stand and watch. Stand by and witness whatever war was about to occur in the dream world before him. Dragon duo letting out a sigh, everything had become center stage.


Embers burning ablaze everywhere as the dragon on dragon war raged on, the flames soon hit the chimera's feet. Fur beginning to burn away, the early adult let out a scream that did not penetrate into reality. Legs charred aplenty, he could feel his dream energy begin to die. This was it, the end of the road for him.


Fight continuing for dream minutes on end, the flames had continued to come his way in quick unison. Embers travelling upwards towards his chest, the soldier broke down into tears as his dream life hung in the balance. Why? Why was it, no matter how many years were to pass, why couldn't the event of flames ever leave his brain?


Final set of flames coming his way, everything was charcoal in a matter of moments. Invisible white flag waved upon the battlefield, the soldier surrendered. This was it, he could hold on no longer. As the dream world around him crumbled, one last thought escaped him as his subconscious life faded away.


Those unwanted face consequences like no other.


***


"So much for peace and quiet
On this secluded island.


Eh, who am I kidding? Robin always tells me
Villains never sleep, and they are pretty much
Everywhere, hiding in plain sight.
Robin has always been this justice driven person,
Yet, I guess I have to believe him this time. For
One thing, I guess it's true, right?
No matter where in the world,
Evil is always lurking.


I can't believe I am agreeing with my cousin.
Now, I bet the sky is going to just


Fall. Along with all the stars up there.
Okay. Maybe not. That sounded pretty
Nuts just now, didn't it? I guess
That did, just now,
And all that, but listen up,
I have reached my limit,
Nothing vibes anymore.
Even though I'm trying to


Hide it. I still am trying my best to hide it. But, I
Ain't very good at it. Maybe I never have been, I dunno. Maybe Rab just knows me well enough now.
Somehow, it could be a little of


Both. Probably? Who knows.
Even if I were to try and guess,
Can't really be bothered to do so.
Oh, Archons, I'm about to pop.
Maybe, anyway. I don't wanna become one of those creatures.
Eh, at this point I'm pretty


Sure I am close to one step away of
Having myself be replaced by
A shadow monster, I guess any more cracks, and I'm
Done as the way I am now.
Oh, well, if this is how I'll burn out
Well, at least I tried living a little.
So much for, well, everything I guess.


Nothin' doin. At this point I have kind
Of given up on it all.
Will Petrichor, no, the entire world get


Through this? Who knows anymore?
How should I know? I
Ain't psychic. Even if I claimed
To be completely honest, even


If I were psychic, when would I be able to
See something this extreme coming?


Why would I be able to at all?
How could I? For that to be possible,
Even if I were, that would
Require me to have a third
Eye. Not like I'm saying anyone in my family might.


I know that's kinda like, a load of nonsense. I


Doubt anyone in this entire world, has a third
Retina. Even though people out there claim they're
All seeing. And, no, a Vision does not count as a third eye.
Why would it?


That's pretty outrageous, even for a
Half-baked theoretical like this.
Eh, maybe I am just a


Little too irritated to consider anything.
I dunno, and I do
Not care, though.
Each and every creature as far as I am aware,


Has two eyes. Sometimes, some have
Only one, and some
None, but having a third
Eye that is not possible, or it
Should not be, anyway. What in
Tarnation? Why am I thinking about this? I'm
Letting this garbage dictate me.
Yikes, this seriously ain't the vibe.


I'm beginning to lose my marbles talking 'bout this.


Don't get where this is all coming from, but,
Okay, time to stop with all this


Nonsense. If I don't, my
Own thoughts will rub off onto Rab.
They say that those around you can feel your emotions, or are


Very attuned to them.
I dunno where I heard this from,
But, I guess it's kinda true.
Emotions are a powerful force


To be reckoned with, they can be lovely, or they can be
Horrible. But, I ain't the one who can decide that.
It's not like I know, though, really it's just
Something I'm thinkin' 'bout.


So, this is nothing more
Than thoughts I'm just airing out there.
Uh, whatevs, this doesn't mean anything, so
Please don't think too deeply bout
It, or anything. I just feel kinda
Done, and trying to find


Somethin' to make me feel more calm about
That prospect, I guess,
Or something. I don't wanna feel any sort of
Rage. It is such a
Miserable emotion.
Can't say I ever want to experience it.
Like, I would be better off without it.
Our entire world would be better off with rage
Usurped from their
Databases they all call a brain.


However, no one can do that, not even
A god. They cannot manipulate the emotions of anyone.
Such is kind of impossible, I


Guess, anyway, probs.
Of course, I'm just spit balling all
This. It's not like I know for sure.


These are just my thoughts
Overstaying their welcome in my head. It'd be


Great if they'd just go away in there, but
Obviously, that ain't happenin' here.


It should, but it won't.
That's something that will take time.


If that stupid
Storm cloud clears out,


So should these nonsensical thoughts that are plaguing me.
I now that's probs how it
Might play out, or how it might not
Play out. I can't expect it to go how I think.
Likely, it'll be the exact opposite of how I perceive.
Yes, perhaps, it's too late for the storm cloud to


Rupture and disappear. But, as
Unlikely as it is that, this
Is going to be solved. I do
Not need to try and face
It myself. And,
No, that does not mean
Gwendolyn will be involved. I do not


Ever want anything to do with her ever again. I'd
Very much rather donate hundred of feathers to charity to make a pillow instead of being
Even a meter near her. Yes,
Really. I would so do this, if given the open.
You know, actually, I'm just irritated,
That didn't come out right.
Hardly anything is coming out right lately, though.
I'm just saying all these things that ain't
Necessary. It's not, but I just can't
Get this thoughts to leave.


I can't get the bad vibes to go.


Dunno if I can anymore.
Unless I try harder, or something.
Not like I can.
Not like it's worth it,
Or nothin'. I


Ain't thinking straight, I have
Not hardly done so in awhile now.
You know, these past six, no past few
Months have been
On the wild side.
Right, and despite
Everything ending when that whale got destroyed.


It's like the chaos never left.


Reap what you sew, I guess?
Eh, that's not what that saying here
Applies to, 'cause it doesn't apply to me. That
Little phrase usually goes to those who
Like are bad guy, or something?
Yikes, actually, level with me for a minute.


Can you name
A single moment when the Archon of this
Nation has done anything about a majority of what's been going down?
No? Well, neither can I.
Of course I ain't able
To. She hasn't done a thing.


Can't really understand why, how can she just sit
Over there on her throne and do
Nothing as thousands of her
Citizens suffer like this?
Everything make about as much sense as
Tape underwater. Now I'm just speaking
Ridiculous nonsense,
And it's showing I can't make a coherent
Thought, I am just, hmm
Eh. Clear my thoughts


And try again.
Nothing is vibin' though.
Yet, I guess I need to
Move myself back towards the good vibes,
Or I'm about to explode.
Raboom, shakalalaka,
End this, why can't the Archon do something?


Maybe she's just left us.
You know, at this


Point in time, that wouldn't
Even surprise me if the
Archon left us. She probably did.
Can't say I've
Ever felt a presence or nothin'
Felt nothin'? I don't even know what an Archon's presence feels like
Ugh, I am furthering the nonsense.
Let's reset the vibes


Let's reset the vibes. Ah, nope
I can't do this anymore.
Falling into the abyss. Kay, I'm
Exaggerating, but.


I'm going to fight that storm cloud right here, right
Now. Up I go, I'm going to


Pummel it. One two three, let's
End this now! Let's end
This once and for all, storm cloud.
Remove yourself from this world, or
I'll be speaking to your boss!
Come on! Ah, as if they would work.
How could it? It won't.
Of course, there's an entity inside there,
Rolling around an laughing, but


I will not be deterred. I
Should keep it up, I


Should keep trying to get that entity out of its little domain
In the sky. So, I'll keep on a punching.
Maybe I look a little crazy doing this, but
Please understand, this is for the greater good, so
Let me be a little crazy, aight?
Yes, this is for the greater good.


I'm going to just going,
Maybe this time, if I keep on
Putting on the pressure, that entity will come
Out. So, I can't
Stop here, even if it makes me looks like I've lost my marbles.
So, I'm going to shout again, and again, until
It comes out. And I am going to
Boom my voice into a shout.
Let's keep going, I can feel
Energy. And, I will keep on


Shouting until something
Happens. It's not like the angry citizens can hear my anymore, they're
Of course, they're still
Up there, hiding from me.
Let's try again, get out of there! Nothing. I am so
Done with this, I am making myself look like a fool.


Ho hum, the entire country
At this point as just a puddle of shadows,
Viscously yearning to be made free.
Everyone is probs all wishing for the same thing.


Well, maybe they
All want to be free,
I dunno, I cannot begin to
Think how they all must be
Emoting right now. Mad, I bet,
Though, that ain't on me. It's on them.
Emotions are just a complicated thing.
Doubt this is something


That can easily be solved,
Of course, though, this


Might be irreversible now,
Or something. I do not claim to know. If Robin were here, he'd say they're all
Villains and should be punished.
Eh, I don't agree with


Him. But, I don't have to see
Eye to eye with everyone in my family.
Right, 'course I don't gotta.
Even if I did, I do like


His approach to pretty much anything.
Uh, well, whatevs, the monster ain't coming out of their little
Hole, so I give up. This isn't working. So, it's better to throw in the towel when I can."


Four days have passed since the hyena attempted to restore the symphony for the fifth week in a row. A lot of unusual occurrences happening around Bayda Harbor in Sumeru, two days had been wasted on the same shadow nonsense that had taken place prior. A lot of intense tasks taking him away, it was a rough crowd of no control.


Third day leading him to Chenyu Vale, stress had been at an all time high for the soldier, lead down a sea of shadows one after another. Multiple monsters and townspeople corrupted, the early adult could feel himself about ready to explode at any given moment. Fourth and final day bringing back training from the grave, normalcy tried returning.


The sound of morning alarm bells screamed out in the open as if a monster had gotten too close for comfort. As the sirens kept their rampage going for minutes on end, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in a collective protest. The alarm bells were right on time in punctuality, as usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any sort of alarm bells, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had wouldn't leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. It was nothing more than a dream. He needed to get up and get ready right now. Throwing his thoughts away, the chimera removed himself from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come for the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the chimera could not help but wonder. Had the nation he had seen in his dreams last night been the Nation of Pyro, Natlan? But, the chimera shook his head, in an instant. Of course not. Why would it be? How could that have been possible? He's never been to any sort of arena his entire life. He needed to stop thinking about his dreams. They were fictional.


Taking a long, deep breath, the soldier let out a sigh. Forget about his dreams, they're not real. The location he saw in the subconscious world was nothing more than a fabrication created by his sleeping brain. He knew that's all it was. Why think otherwise? He needed to focus on getting ready; nothing else.


Throwing himself back into work mode, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching blue stars in his hair and ears, a calming pulse radiated throughout. But, as he finished slipping the final accessory into the ear hole, a loud noise pelted his window with a fury.


Intense hailstorm letting its presence be known, the hyena shook with a fervor, scream letting itself out. He swore he could hear the glass about ready to crack at any given moment. What was going on? Was he still dreaming? This is unreal. There's no way the hail was sharp enough to leave a crack in the window.


Taking another deep breath, the early adult attempted to tune out the loud noise around him. But, such had been impossible in a matter of moments. Pelts continuing, the hyena had begun to walk around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Dooming inquiries going through him, he kept his circular movement going.


Pelts of doom not going anywhere, the soldier could not help but wonder. Had Her Majesty been angry? That had to have been it, surely. He had yet to restore the symphony. Of course she's angry. What else could the issue be? This hail was her doing, for sure. Ending his circular movement about. Enough overthinking. It was time to get back to getting ready.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier stared at the Geo Delusion. Was it finally time to make use of this sinister orb? But, the early adult pushed the sinister orb away. Of course it wasn't. He could not risk this. Not today. His life was already on the line. Why make it even worse?


Hail getting harder and harder, the early adult dashed towards the window and let out another scream. He gets it. Her Majesty is enraged. He's doing everything he can to finish the symphony. Can't she see that? But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he doing, yelling at his window? He needed to cut this nonsense out.


Moving away from the window, the early adult slipped on the heelless shoes. over his currently human feet. Rapidly shaking his head, the soldier threw any extra thoughts away that paraded within him. No more distractions. Rations soon devoured, he could feel everything begin to get muddy.


Work questions swallowing him whole, the hyena could not help but think further. What else could possibly be left at this point in order to restore the symphony? He wishes he knew what it could have been, but hadn't a clue. Maybe there had been one final piece he had left to discover that he was struggling to realize.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the early adult put on the most diplomatic face possible. There was no time left. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Fixing his buttons, everything had been in order. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the young soldier turned his attention towards the door. The time had come for moment he had not been waiting for.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will continue to restore the symphony, as well as writing a report about your escapades within Bayda Harbor and this mission you can't seem to get right." There was an irritated tone in his voice. "Hurry up, and finish this symphony already! Or, Her Majesty will hear of your failure this time!" A soldier who could not perform tasks as ordered was a useless soldier.


The early adult flinched. He could feel his heart begin to race as the words solidified into his mind. Right, he had failed too many times to restore this symphony. Her Majesty had to have been done with him at this point. Letting out a scream, he could feel the grim reaper place its claws upon his shoulder. It was so over, his name is Joe.


"Soldier, why are you screaming?!" the Agent cried. "Get it together!"


The early adult took a deep breath. Right, get it together. Stop screaming. What was he doing, making a fool of himself like this? He had to get it together. He had no choice in the matter. If he did not, the Agent would tell Her Majesty right now, he was incompetent and needed to be given a death sentence. Right, get it together. Get it together.


"Yes, sir," the chimera responded autonomously. Arm out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away like it always had.


"Good, we're going, soldier," the Agent responded. "But, make sure you remain cautious. The dangers across Fontaine have reached their peak." Arm out in front of him, the masked Agent gripped the limb into a tight squeeze. As the escort towards Fontaine soon began, the chimera's thoughts raced once more.


How much worse could it have possibly gotten now?


***


"I definitely received a warning today.


A Fatui infraction.
My days are numbered now.


No way am I going to survive if I fail
One more time. If I do not succeed
This time, I'm as good as dead.
How much longer do
I have to restore this at this point?
No more than a few days, if I had to guess. She's
Getting impatient, very impatient. Her


Majesty is done with me.
Obviously, she lining up with
Replacements for me. I must not forget how
Easy I am to replace.


There's thousands of people lined up.
Her Majesty could very easily get rid of me
And, I'm sure there's any people eager to take my role as the multi regional soldier. It's
Not like I'm all that valuable.


Anyone can do what I do.


For, I am nothing more than a piece of trash ready to be thrown
Away at any given moment.
I am nothing more than garbage. I know that. It's not
Like I had no idea.
Ultimately, I am aware of my position. And, I am aware the
Ruler of Cryo is just as ruthless as her own
Element. Cold, and unloving.


All and all, this time, I have to win. I do
Not have a choice in the matter.
Do not fail to restore this symphony.


I can't. I have to pass this, or I


Am as good as dead. I
Might have to put in more effort.


All of my efforts combined might not be enough, but even
So. I cannot falter. I have to


Get this right this time, I'm
One step away from dying.
One step away from being thrown out.
Don't ruin this. Do not.


After all, this is my last chance, or
She will have my head. I


Don't think do a mercy kill. She'll make sure
Everyone sees me die in
A very gruesome way. I
Don't think this will go any other way. Either


I finally restore the symphony, and go unscathed, or
Fail and Her Majesty takes off my head.


I might be coming off as ridiculous right now.


Don't get me wrong, I do have a singular
Ounce of hope that it won't go that way. Actually,


No, I don't have a singular
Ounce of hope, actually.
There's no doubt in my mind.


She has plans to give me the most
Utterly painful of deaths. I
Can't see this going any other way for me. I simply
Cannot foresee this going any way other than going
Entirely own south.
Everything is breaking at the seams. And, I
Don't know what to do anymore.


There's very little time left, I estimate no more than seventy-two
Hours. If I fail to perform what
I am asked within this time,
She's claiming my head as punishment.


That might sound a little overdramatic,
I know, but I
Might be onto something I have received a warning twice now to hurry up. If I fail this time, I'll be on strike three.
Eh, actually, not strike three, strike seven, eight?


For, I have broken the rules in the past, the
One about shirking work. I did that twice, no, I think I did it three times.
Can't say I am able to keep track of my strikes,
Unless they reset after I got punished the last time when she
Shot me with that pistol. Ah,


Stop, stop, what am I doing? Why am I thinking about that?
I was punished for that awhile ago already.
Obviously, if I have any strikes on my
Record right now, they pertain to the mission I am trying to
Complete at the moment.


For now, I assume I am solely
On strike two, since I have been warned twice now to hurry up.
Can't say I am surprised at this point. This is probably the sixth week I have been at this now.
Ugh, at this point, I'm going to fail. What's the missing piece I am not able to find? I wish
Something would come to me so I can finish this already. I'm out of options; I'm out of time. I have to hurry. I have to hurry, I have to hurry. I have no more time to waste. Hurry."


Upon reaching the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, a loud clap of thunder came from up above, hearing such, the soldier let out another shout. The storm is here, and it's here to stay. How had it reached this point? He did not have any idea. But, he had been dragged down the mountain before he could think any further.


Lightning slapping down upon the water, the hyena let out a yelp. How in the world was it safe to boat across the water right now? One wrong move, and he would be electrocuted into his early grave. Maybe it was time to turn back before it was too late. There was no way they'd make it across this lake.


But, no such option existed in any sort of capacity. Agent pushing forward, the early adult gazed upwards towards the sky. There was no way this was safe. Of course it wasn't. But, he supposed that would hardly be enough to convince him to turn around. Why would it? He had already started moving. It was too late now.


High tide current coming out of nowhere, the Agent swished past it like it was nothing. Seeing such, the hyena's jaw dropped open. Snezhnaya born Fatui were something else. Had he been given a centimeter and proceeded to go a yard? Probably. That's how it always was, guaranteed.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor after a short while, the early adult could feel something rather sinister in the air. But, the early adult attempted to shake it off. He was overthinking it, wasn't he? There was nothing wrong here whatsoever. Agent dragging him off towards the stairwell, his thoughts had been cut in half with a sword.


Agent once again informing him negotiations to teleport have fallen through, the early adult pretended to be shocked. Really? He still couldn't teleport? Color him surprised, and call him captain obvious. Why bother even saying it? But, he placed his hands in front of him, an inquiry about making an exception had come his subordinate's way.


Soon told no exceptions whatsoever, the early adult let out a sigh. Not even during a state of emergency like this? Surely, teleporting to Petrichor would be alright. But, such hadn't been allowed. He had no choice but to go the long way. But, what else was new? It's not like anything was going to change. Surrendering, nothing was changing.


Satchel slammed onto his backside, the hyena had once again been warned to proceed with caution. Hearing such, the soldier shrugged. Right, it was dangerous here. He knew already. Could he stop repeating it? Agent soon exiting the area with the ominous message don't get killed, the foreboding feeling of doom soon returned. Don't get killed, really? Easy for him to say. He was hardly resilient.


As the chimera ascended the staircase, he could see a group of pitch black creatures staring at him from close by a shiver dropped down the soldier's spine. Why were they looking at him like that? He was about to become a goner any second now. Dog shadow barking at him, the early adult ran towards the glass lift. He had to get out of here right now.


But, upon reaching the Aquabus waiting area, the balloon was ready to triple itself in size. Shadow people here every step of the way looking ready to strike from any given angle, the chimera knew it was over. He was going to get taken out at any given moment. Pitch black people staring at him, he could hear them fire up weapons in unison.


Enemies having cross bows, the hyena attempted with all his might to run towards the button to summon the Aquabus. But, such had been over before he even knew it. Barrage of arrows coming his way, he could feel his hands get caught in the shadowfire, in a matter of moments.


Bullets soon replacing the arrows, the soldier could feel a heavy wave of shock flow through him. Where in the world did those come from? This was getting worse by the second. Sharp, cold steel dropping upon him, the hyena let out a sea of screams. Who supplied these former citizens with pistols? This is getting out of hand.


Huffing up a storm, the chimera could feel his energy deplete rather swiftly. These bullets, what were they made of? Something wasn't right about them. Further doom ready to break him apart, the hyena could feel himself ready to throw in the towel. He may as way just surrender. His death was guaranteed, without a shadow of a doubt.


But, luck had been on his side, in an instant as a person he did not wish to see stepped in front of him. Arms spread out, the early adult blinked. Where did they come from? He hadn't noticed them in any capacity whatsoever. Monocle wearing penguin chimera fighting back, a shout had come his way.


"Duck for cover!" Baron shouted. "Now!"


Lowering his head, the penguin in front took all the bullets. Shouting to press the button, and hurry, the soldier did so. Pitch black creatures falling one after another, the match soon ended in a draw. Baron falling on his backside, the early adult could not help but feel a wave of guilt. This was his fault, wasn't it? He needed to hide them somewhere before the monsters to reawaken once more.


Heavy vegetable dragged towards a wall, the early adult knew he had no choice but to tell Malika what had happened. A neck had been stuck out for him. He could not sit by and ignore such an act. But, his thoughts had been cut off in a matter of moments as the Aquabus had arrived.


Melusine asking him if he was sure he did not wish to turn back, the chimera nodded. Why turn back now? It was already too late for that. He could not do that. Not a chance. He had a report to write, and a symphony to finish. He could not go back to Snezhnaya. Not now. Stepping onto the vehicle, he made his stance known.


Vessel of automatic movement leaving the area, the chimera stared upwards towards the sky. Just how bad had the storm gotten at this point? He did not know anymore, but it had reached a point of no return. It had to have. Soon, the storm clouds over Fontaine would never vanish if he did not do something fast.


As the aquabus moved past the Poisson Tunnel, his thoughts continued to rumble. What dangers could possibly be lurking this time? He did not know, but everything had begun to get so much worse. But, that's how the cookie crumbled, he supposed. Nothing could be done about it. Everything had reached a point of no return.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor before he could even fathom it, the soldier prepared himself for disaster. He had no chance of survival here, for sure. The enemies were locked and loaded. He was sure to be attacked left, right, front and center without a shadow of a doubt.


Knowing he had to head to Palais Mermonia as soon as possible, the soldier had begun moving upon the northern pathway. He could not lurk around here for long, or he would become shadow food instantly. He could not allow for that to happen. He had to run as fast as he could before it was too late.


Shadow people in every single corner, the chimera could hardly believe what he was seeing. Why were there so many? Where had all the rich nobodies gone? But, he knew he didn't have a moment to waste. He has to get away from them at all costs. Dashing with all his might, the eerie feeling triple folded itself.


Running at lightning speed, he could see the enemies following him. Seeing such, the soldier could feel his hopes begin to fade even further. There was nothing he could do to avoid them. They had spotted him. He had to hurry. He had to be quick, or he would be out of commission, guaranteed.


But, such had been impossible in a matter of moments. Enemies spotting him, an intense bath of bullets ate him up, and served him onto a cold cut platter. It was over. He had been spotted. Metallic weapons of steel raining down upon him every step of the way, the hyena could feel himself begin to break apart.


Moving through the rain of doom, the soldier huffed a breath. He needed to keep running. Perhaps, just maybe, if he refused to respond to their hostilities, they would give up. That had to work, surely. Do not give the retaliation the wished for. Right, keep going. That was the only option.


Such, approach, however, did not work. Enemies furthering their hostilities, the early adult felt like swiss cheese. Great, his uniform had been full of holes. Wasn't his uniform supposed to be bulletproof? But, he shook his head. Why would it ever be? He should have never assumed such was the case.


Sighing, the hyena threw down a flower friend. He had no choice but to fight back. Vines slapping the pitch black former humans, the chimera kept the momentum going. Monsters letting out one scream after another as they piled up, a heavy wave of guilt flowed through the chimera. If their lives were to end from this, he was to blame, for sure.


Army decimated after one final attack from his Silk Flower friend, the chimera could feel his energy start to fade. Why did he have to do this? These were the citizens of Fontaine, suffering. Or, what used to be the citizens of Fontaine. They had been replaced by a wave of darkness. What was the point in feeling sorry for that?


Pushing through the northern streets, the hyena turned his head off towards the right and left. Not seeing any further former citizens, the chimera picked up the speed. There was hardly any time left. He had to rush through as fast as he were able, or it would be over. Her Majesty could be watching him from anywhere in Teyvat.


Cracking his knuckles, the western path had almost been upon him. But, he could see a world of pain awaiting for him up ahead. There had been even more shadow people awaiting him in the corner? Great, what now? He had to avoid them at all costs, no matter what.


But, such had been impossible from the immediate get go. Shots fired, the hyena had begun running faster than a speeding bullet There was no end to this. Why was it, every step of the way, there were obstacles? He had to keep dashing forward. If only he could teleport, none of this would be happening right now.


More holes taking him for a ride, the hyena could feel his will begin to fade, for a moment. Why bother fighting back? It was a waste of his time. Dashing past Chioriya Boutique the chimera snapped his fingers. How he wished he had a bullet proof vest right about now.


Ducking his head, the chimera took the leap of faith. He needed to get out of here. Weapons of doom coming from right and left, he knew, any second now, his winter coat would rip apart. Southern pathway getting closer, he let out a scream. Just how many people were too far gone? The entire population of Fontaine, he ventured to guess.


Spotting a group of faces he did not wish to see blocking the pathway further in, the hyena placed his hands on the sides of his temples. Malika, Earl, Marquis and Esquire slapping on gauntlets, a wave of tiredness flowed through him for a brief moment. Why was it, no matter where he were to go in Fontaine, the pesky penguins would follow? They were like a virus, spreading diseases to anyone and everyone.


Large amount of icicles thrown towards the enemies, and multiple shadow creatures punched into oblivion, the hyena could feel a wave of shock flow through him. He could feel a heavy wave of power exuding through them. What was this intense aura he was feeling? Never mess with a penguin chimera, no matter what.


"Darling, you have to run!" Malika shouted. "Don't linger here for too long!"


Seeing his future husband's uniform full of holes, Earl's heart fluttered. What a brave soldier he was, taking hit after hit like that. He was the perfect man for him to marry someday. But, now was not the time to get caught in a daydream. Things were getting quite serious. He could daydream later when this was all over.


Knowing that, any second now, Earl would run his annoying mouth, the soldier placed his hands out in front of him. Signing Baron's name and the word hurt, he could see the pesky fly's face change to that of a look of horror. Had his hands said something to snap the romantic thoughts out of him?


"Thank you for letting us know, darling," Malika responded to his wordless communication. "We'll be heading to Romaritime Harbor right away."


"Baron, why did you have to be the hero, it should have been me!" Earl shouted, running off.


"Baron, losing from a couple of bullets?" Marquis asked. "How hideous of them!"


"We'll tell them that to their face when we get there!" Esquire shouted. "Too-ta-loo, Fatui, try not to die!"


Entire penguin army running off, the hyena let out a sigh. This family would remain a thorn in his side forevermore. Pathway ahead of him cleared out, the chimera dashed past the newspaper stand. Not a single person behind the counter, the soldier blinked. Everyone was gone. Court of Fontaine, population: zero.


Not even the Melusines being around in any capacity, unconscious shadow people piled themselves up in the streets. As he descended the staircase, he could not help but wonder. Would these citizens ever go back to normal? He supposed not. Why wasn't the Hydro Archon doing anything about this crisis? This was far too big to ignore.


Cruising through the empty Aquabus Information Station, and taking the glass lift, the soldier prepared himself. Would there be more collateral damage up above? He needed to be ready for anything and everything, no matter what, or he too, would lose himself, guaranteed.


But, upon reaching Palais Mermonia, a lot of racket had overtaken the area. Door to the Iudex's office slamming open, the Hydro Archon ran out the door, tears trailing from behind her. Seeing such, the soldier backed ten steps away. What was with this overdramatic light novel scene just now?!


"Don't you see I'm trying?!" the Hydro Archon cried. "Why don't you understand?!"


"Lady ------, come back," the Iudex cried, but his cries went unheard. "Apologies, Monsieur Siorc, could you pretend you didn't see anything?"


Nodding, the early adult headed off towards the office in the western wing. Right, he didn't see anything. Nope. Who was that just now? It couldn't have possibly been the Hydro Archon, nope. Mistaken identity. Focalors, who? That was just a copycat, totally. Who else could it be?


Seating himself beside the typewriter, the early adult cracked his knuckles. It was time once and for all for his report to sing its swan song. Surely, this would be the last one he would have to write. They were quite useless. What purpose did they serve? Absolutely nothing whatsoever.


Knowing he had ten pages to write, the hyena had begun typing up a fury. But, as he had begun to do so, he could feel himself begin to question it all. Who were these reports for, anyway? For Her Majesty to ensure he was pulling his weight? How annoying, if so. Why did she need proof? He was her loyal little chess piece, wasn't he?


Continuing to type up a storm, the chimera could feel multiple waves of irritation flow through him. Six weeks of this nonsense. If he had to write a report ever again, he would jump over the moon. He had had quite enough of sitting by a typewriter This was quite the time waster that benefitted no one.


Halfway through the first page, the soldier huffed a breath. He could feel his energy begin to crack like an egg. All of this was pointless, for certain. He did not quite comprehend what the point of this was anymore. But, he knew he had to stop complaining. Her Majesty could probably hear his thoughts right about now.


Second side soon finished, the paper threw itself out of the typewriter almost as if it wanted to be removed. Placing the sheet into his hands, the hyena prepared himself to look over the first of too many pages to come. It was time to get this review over with once and for all.


"The other day, I had received one of the most unusual, yet kind of predictable orders I had seen coming from a mile away. Apparently, there had been reported paranormal activity within Sumeru. Thinking for a moment this had to have been some sort of mistake, I did not think much of it at the time.


But, when I reached Sumeru, the rainforest was pretty empty here. Which was unusual to see. For some reason, a lot of people had been spirited away by someone, or something. I struggled to find the culprit at first. But, I suspected that whoever it might have been was not human.


I had decided to backtrack towards the south for awhile, as strange activities had been brought to my attention around Gandharva Ville and Gandha Hill. One of these so called supernatural happenings had been a ghost trail leading upwards towards the sky with a sea of dandelions. I thought that sounded farfetched, at first, but, I could see everything unfold before my very eyes.


This peculiar staircase lead me to some unusual domain with some sort of ghostly divine flame, and some other terrible happenings I couldn't quite comprehend. How did something like this get into the rainforest of all places? Natlan had been quite the distance away from the rainforest.


I was able to conquer this domain with whatever obstacles were inside. It was quite difficult, and a lot of the enemies within this place were completely consumed by this flame. And, that included some of the citizens trapped in here. This also seemed to affect the outside world of Sumeru as well.


For some reason, Sumeru's rainforest had been deeply locked into some sort of paranormal crisis. Multiple people were burning up into flames. Some gaining these scales in the process. Not only that, I had come into contact with rather unusual looking creatures. I am not sure how I could describe them, but they are not normal.


These creatures I had to face throughout this mission had taken on many forms. It was quite astounding. But, no matter what shape they were in, it was quite easy to tell who the enemies were. Their flames were visible at any given time. Which, is quite hard to miss.


After about a day, I had found the root cause of most of these problems. Heading to Baydha Harbor, I had found an empty place devoid of activity and people. I suspected that something like this isn't normal. I started to wonder if I had slipped into someone's dream again.


But, it turns out I hadn't slipped into any sort of dream. Allegedly, something from Natlan had escaped and made its way from Sumeru. And, what had this creature been? Apparently, a Saurian. But, this dragon creature had been burned by something, and unknowingly been the root of a ton of disappearances.


Such, however, had not been caused by the Saurian, at least, I do not think so. But, I was unable to determine who, or what might have brought this on. But, whatever it was, apparently, it had made way to the neighboring nation, Liyue. Which, kind of surprised me. Just how deep did this problem go? Too deep, if you ask me."


Placing the next sheet of paper into the typewriter, the chimera kept going. What was the point in writing this anymore? All of this was so pointless. He was getting quite tired of writing this nonsense. What did it matter? It's not like it mattered. But, the chimera shook his head. What was he doing? He had to focus on finishing this right here, and now.


Second and third pages finished up, the soldier was ready to throw hands. Wasn't reading over this garbage tiresome? He could feel a flame begin to burn out inside him. But, he knew he had to force himself to keep going. If he were even one page short, Her Majesty would kill him, guaranteed.


Pushing through pages four and five, the soldier let out a groan. Paper, paper, paper, all of this paper. What was he, some honorary student of the Akademiya? This was getting to be quite ridiculous. Make it stop. Forcing himself through the next two pages, information about the symphony graced the sheets of Dendro creation.


Pushing through the eighth page, the hyena's hands stopped moving, for a moment. What more could he even say at this point? He was determined to finish this symphony once and for all? That would make him sound desperate, for sure. There was no way he could write that.


Ninth page done and dusted, the early adult let out a groan. One page to go. Just one final sheet, he could get through this. Typing away with a fury, the chimera gazed at page ten of ten, for a moment. Perhaps, just maybe, he should look over the last page before he were to leave for Petrichor.


"At this point in time, I believe I am now, I am one last step away from completely restoring this symphony once and for all, and I am determined to do so. What is the missing piece? I do not know, but I am certain that if I keep going with it, I will eventually reach the end of my journey within the Faded Castle beneath the ocean."


Banging the papers together, the hyena exited Palais Mermonia. He was finally free from the world of papers. Ginger Fatui snatching the report from him, in an instant, the early adult crossed his arms across his waist. How rude of her to do something like that. But, he couldn't help but notice something off about her. Half of her body absorbed into a blanket of shadows, he knew it was only a matter of time before she were to be gone, too.


"Head to Petrichor now, soldier!" the Ginger Fatui shouted. "Now! Chop chop!" As she said such, even more shadows consumed her.


Knowing he had to get out of here as soon as possible, the hyena ran towards the glass box. Throwing himself towards the third floor, Marcotte Station had been completely devoid of life. Not a soul around whatsoever, the early adult attempted to tune out the silence. Boating off towards the next area, silence looped on repeat.


Reaching Petrichor after about an hour of moving forward, an eerie feeling of doom took the hyena over once more. What was this sense of foreboding he was feeling? Something wasn't right. Separated island nearly devoid of all life as well, the soldier almost turned back around. How could he restore the symphony like this?


Rabiu and Lonan exiting their home and coming towards him, the chimera tilted his head. Had chimeras been unaffected by the shadowification going on? Perhaps so. Or, perhaps, the storm cloud's denizens only targeted humans. His thoughts, however, had soon been interrupted by voices breaking the silence.


"Um, Siorc, I uh, think it's better you turn around for now," Rabiu said, voice shaking. "Uh, apparently, there's, um, too much chaotic energy to complete that symphony of yours."


"What Rab said," Lonan said, adding in his two mora. "You need to go get rid of the shadows by reaping their souls, black fish steak, bro." As he said such, he stepped away for a moment, returning with a weapon. "Here you go. Your boss demanded we keep it here. We tried telling him no, but he kept on demanding."


Rabiu asking to fix his jacket, the chimera took his jacket off, for the moment. Staring at the weapon handed to him, for a moment, a chill dropped down the chimera's spine. He could feel an intense sinister aura radiating throughout the scythe. What kind of power was contained within it? He needed to use it as sparingly as possible.


Heading back to the wooden vessel, the chimera pushed back through the path of which he came. Figuring the best course of action would be to head for the Belleau Region, the hyena pushed through the sea as fast as he could possibly muster. Storm clouds rumbling, the hyena pedaled to the medal. He had to hurry, or he was done for.


Reaching the beach, a horrific scene had been laid out in front of him. Hundreds of shadow monsters grouped together in one place, the hyena clutched the scythe with all his might. Why had there been so many of them all in one place? Enemies coming towards him, the early adult let out a shout at full volume.


Slashing to and fro hundreds of times on repeat, the soldier let out a huff. Aura surrounding the weapon, his breaths of pain continued, for a moment. Enemies falling one after another, the energy continued to grow stronger. Seeing such, the early adult continued to struggle.


But, the struggle had only just begun. Pitch black entities returning after defeat, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. These enemies, were they invincible? Shaking his head, he kept the momentum going. No way they were immortal and unbeatable. That wasn't possible.


Enemies returning from the grave once more, the early adult jumped six steps back. How were these creatures still alive? Everything looping on repeat over and over, he could feel himself about ready to surrender. What was he doing wrong? Why couldn't he defeat them? But, everything had soon took a turn for the worst.


Shadow enemies doing an unusual dance, the party of one hundred had dissolved into one. Seeing such, he could feel the world do flips and turns. How were they able to do that? Hadn't these shadows been the lostlorn souls of the angry Fontainians? He had to proceed with caution.


Vanquishing the fused monster after about thirty strikes, the soldier could feel his energy dropping like a Cicin. This had been far too much work. But, he knew he had no choice but to continue onward. There was more to be done, guaranteed. Dashing off towards Poisson, it all had begun to worsen in a matter of moments.


Bain, Kali and Aigre claimed as prisoners by multiple shadowy squids ballooned in size, the hyena could hardly believe what he had been witnessing. How was he supposed to battle this fiend without hurting the sea lions, excuse him, mermaid trio? Perhaps, just maybe, aiming for the lower body tendrils was his only chance.


Scythe glowing as the creature of darkness had been defeated, the hyena's heart skipped three beats. This weapon, if he were to keep using it, he would be taken out of the picture, for sure. Was this curved reaper blade his punishment for taking too long with the symphony? Sea lion trio thudding upon the ground, screams had come his way.


"Siorc, honestly, I have no idea why you're here," Bain said in a confused tone. "But, I think there's more important things to worry about here."


"Like what, sissie?" Aigre asked, tilting her head.


"Um, like, going underwater and dealing with the problems down there instead?" Kali asked. "We, uh, could have defeat that squid on my own."


Shrugging, the hyena put on his diving equipment. Mind and diving suit soon syncing up with one another, the chimera closed his eyes, for a moment. Having the diving equipment thrust him downward, he could hear a series of shouts as the seabed down below awaited him. Turbo mode pressing him forward at lightning speed, a group of horrors caught his attention in moments.


Vidame, Domini, Zinn, Peltro, Huxian and Pixiu held hostage by sharp tendrils, the soldier could see the look on the sea otter duo's faces. They didn't remember anything at all, did they? Of course they didn't. But, there was no time to think about that. Scythe upon him, defeat had come for the enemy of the second.


Creature becoming dust upon the water, the soldier could feel his energy drop further. Why did this scythe take so much power to use? He needed to find a way to stop this before it was too late. Party of six looking at him, shocking words had come from two chimera's unexpected mouths.


"Thank you for saving us," Vidame said, with a gag. "Just for today, we'll beat it!"


"But, don't get used to it, Fatui!" Domini shouted. "Whatever! Thanks for saving us, I guess, bye!"


Penguin duo swimming off faster than his eyes could keep up, the chimera blinked. He wasn't sure if they despised him even more than last time or were trying to stay out of his way. Maybe it had been both. Zinn and Peltro come to their senses, they both stared off towards him.


"Ya know, we coulda just poisoned that thing, ribbit!" Zinn shouted at Peltro. "But, no, all ya did was squirm around like a monarch in distress!"


"A monarch in distress?" Peltro asked in a mocking tone. "Maybe you should practice what you preach because you didn't use your poison either!"


"Whatevs, ribbit. I'm goin' back to Annapausis!" Zinn responded. As they said such, they swam towards the west.


Peltro soon following, the chimera gazed at the otter duo. He knew what he was about to hear any second. Where were they? But, he shrugged. He already knew the story of their bad memory; it was not in his place to be annoyed about such. He couldn't allow himself to. Such was not acceptable behavior.


"How did we get here?" Huxian asked. "Great. The duke is going to be mad again when we get back, 'Zack, do I have to tell you again to write everything down so you don't forget?' But, my name isn't Zack. And, writing it down doesn't work."


"How should I know how we got here? I'm as clueless as you," Pixiu responded, shaking her head. "Doesn't matter, though. We have to go back to the fortress."


Everyone in the area gone, the chimera made haste back towards the Morte region. Everything cleansed after about two hours, the soldier reversed himself back towards the large foggy forest. But, what awaited him here was another sight to behold. Gwendolyn, and the undersea gazelle duo coiled into a large shadow monster, the chimera forced himself to come to the rescue. But, a protest had come his way.


"Please, don't save us," Damla begged.


"I implore you to just let us die," Firat said, begging. "We have suffered enough."


But, the hyena refused to back down. He could not let this enemy get away. Not here, not now. Creature slain, the chimera's heart skipped more than ten beats. Great, he was running out of time. Soon, it would be too late. He would be out of commission. Time was ticking, time was ticking.


"You know men, they never listen," Gwendolyn said, shaking her head. "You two should be glad he even bothered to free you. Not like I care."


Gwendolyn flapping away, the hyena let out a sigh. Some people never changed. Damla and Firat leaping back to the underwater world beneath him, he knew it was time to move on. Reaching the Research Institute after about two hours of walking, further chaos had begun to unfold itself.


Bully jackal trio taken as shadow people hostages, the hyena scratched his head. He didn't know, should he even bother saving them? They were not that great of a group. But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. What was he saying? If he left even one enemy lying around, it would lead to dire consequences.


Reluctantly slashing about, the soldier could barely hold on. Why did he feel like every single swing felt like he had run six marathons back to back? But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. He had to focus, or he was done, toast, burned dinner. Limbs hacked away, he swore he could feel even more energy deplete as the soul detached itself from this world. But, an annoyance soon took him out of it further.


"Hehe, he saved cute little me first!" Oluchi exclaimed. "Suck it, Folu!"


"Oh, dear me, so Thiefy did!" Folu said. "How will I ever recover from being saved second?" As they said such they dramatically placed their palm across their forehead and put on the theatrics.


"The only thing that needs saving is Rabiu from himself," Sani said, laughing. "And that lie he tells himself that he isn't adopted!"


"Yeah, totally!" Oluchi said, giggling. "Tehee, if he were here right now, I'd tell that to his face!"


Jackal trio getting a rise out of bullying the Rabiu ghost that wasn't here, the hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. Did these three ever stop picking on him? He wasn't even here anymore. They sure thought about him more than they needed to. Dashing back towards the beaches before Elton Trench, the soldier ran towards the Beryl Region. Last stop today, for sure.


Army of shadow people reaped one after another, the chimera had begun to wobble. Time was ticking, and it was ticking fast. Wobbling, he could feel his vision begin to blur. Slapping his cheeks, he continued onward. No, he couldn't allow himself to weaken now. He had a job to finish. Reaching Merusea Village, predictable shouts had come his way.


"It's bad down here, bro!" Brume shouted.


"Totally whack!" Eclater shouted.


"Super kooky!" Brume shouted. "Hurry, bro! Defeat the whackadoo monster!"


Knowing he had to reap whatever managed to crawl into Merusea Village, the soldier dropped himself dowards into the water once more. Melusines engulfed in a matter of moments, the hyena slashed with a fury. Nope, not today. He wasn't about to let that happen again.


Removing every single shadow person from their acts of misgivings, everything spun round and round like a top. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. He could not black out now. Not like this. He had to go back to the faded castle and restore the symphony. No more weakness.


Boating back to Petrichor, the storm cloud continued to crackle on an endless loop. Hearing such, the chimera let out a shout. Something was coming, he had to be quick, nimble, swift. Rowing faster, the vehicle of human movement almost toppled over as the secluded island was slowly approaching.


But, upon returning here, the entire human population of Petrichor had become shadow people. Seeing such, the hyena's reaping duties had one last hurrah. Energy taking one last stand, the world had become colorful blobs. Hearing fading out, the soldier could feel himself fall backwards as the job had been done. Consciousness slipping, one last leaked through.


Goodnight.


***


"No more of this please. Please, just no more,
Oh, Your Majesty, why


Must you keep asking me to do
One after another impossible task? Well,
Reaping the souls of the shadow people wasn't
Even something I was


Ordered to do! So, why did I do that? Well, actually, if the Agent left me a scythe
For me to use, maybe it was something


That was ordered for me to do.
However, I am not too pleased
If that is the case. He
Should have been upfront about it rather than


Planting fear into me that I am one failure away from death.
Look, if you wanted me to go play grim reaper,
Everything should be laid out to me in my morning order briefing.
Ah, who am I kidding, Her Majesty's orders being
Straightforward? Never,
Ever, ever, ever going to happen.


I'm preaching to the wrong choir.


How could I ever expect
Anything more? I know if I were to tell the Agent that my orders are
Vague, he'll have me lynched. Actually, that's a bit of an
Exaggeration. I do not believe that is something that is


Done around here,
Oh, well, I really
Need to stop overthinking.
Every little thing lately is pushing me over the


Edge. I need to stop overthinking,
Need to stop letting my brain get
Overwhelmed by these theoretical death scenarios.
Ugh, but how can I? I didn't even
Get anywhere near the Faded Castle yesterday.
Hahaha, this time, it's truly over


Now if today, I don't
Overachieve, this time, I
Will be killed, for sure.


Everything has to be perfect.
No more mistake. I cannot make a single mistake.
Don't make any more mistakes.


There's no way I can,
Her Majesty is watching me, and
I am this close to finishing this,
So I can't fail, I


Mustn't falter, no matter what.
I have to do all I can to make
Sure I survive. I have to do all I can to make
Sure I win.
I cannot fail to restore this symphony,
Or my life is over.
No more failing, no more losing, no more. I need to make a breakthrough, or else."


Finding himself in the bird man's guestroom, the soldier titled his head. How in the world did he get here? Breath feeling constricted, the hyena woofed out a cough. This scythe, what was it doing to him? Why was it doing this to him? How could it do this to him? Whatever energy it was stealing, it had taken too much.


Breath still feeling trapped in a bird cage, his hacks continued. Rabiu soon walking into the room with a concerned look on his face, a hand had soon been plastered onto his forehead. But, a wave of confusion flowed through the researcher jackal in a matter of moments.


"Um, you're cold as ice, are you okay?" Rabiu asked. "Uh, I know how stubborn you are, so I assume you're going to clean up what's left, right?" Shaking his head, a predictable warning left his lips. "Please, don't push yourself too hard. Um, start with the caves out back." He helped the stubborn fool out of the bed."Lonan is uh, out right now. So, you might have to rely on yourself for today."


Reaching the back caves of Petrichor, the soldier could hardly believe his eyes at the sight before him. Was the final boos here already? Scythe out in front of him, the soldier readied for a fight. But, such did not happen in any shape or form, shadow figure motioning their hands towards him, a cry had come his way.


"Chase me!" the shadow creature shouted.


Shadow person running away, the chimera had begun running. Chase it? What was this thing, a child? But, he shook his head. It was nothing more than a ghost of the past haunting Petrichor because of the high hostilities of anger. Nothing more, nothing less. He couldn't let this enemy live any longer. It was time to get rid of this threat once and for all.


But, as the soldier kept running, his breath died. Why had it been so difficult to breathe today? Had he been unconscious on chest, or something? Attempting to catch his breath, the enemy had gotten further and further away. Letting out a weak scream, the chimera kept on running.


Creature laughing from afar he would never catch them, the hyena threw himself upward. Why was this pitch black monster of doom so fast? But, he shook his head. That was quitter's thoughts. He needed to run faster. What was he doing, letting this fiend taunt him? He could not allow that to happen.


Swerving to the left, the chimera could feel himself one centimeter closer to catch up. Keep switching lanes, keep switching them. Any second now, and he would corner this monster. Any second now, and they would be reaped once and for all. Speeding up his movement speed, he could feel his lungs about ready to give up on him.


Huffing and puffing, the soldier let out a scream. Nope, not today. He could not afford to show any more weakness. He had to catch up to this creature, at all costs. The choice was not his, if he wished to keep on living. Current of wind coming from behind him, the early adult deployed his windglider. He had to focus on winning, no matter what.


Shadow creature turning its pitch black head to the right and left, the hyena took the plunge. Now was his only chance. Enemy soon tagged, the creature surrendered. Scythe out in front of him, an intense wave of energy overtook him. Enemy reaped of its soul, a note soon dropped downward onto the floor.


"I'm not the leader you're looking for!" the note shouted.


Reading such, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. The leader of the shadow people was still out there? Why couldn't this job be done already? He had a symphony to complete. But, he supposed that hardly mattered to these people. All they care about was whatever they wanted to push. Nothing more, nothing less.


Returning to the Faded Castle beneath the water hole, the hyena could hear a series of screams echo throughout the area. Hearing such, the chimera could feel the mistakes ready to pile themselves up. Had some of the army had hostages already? He needed to finish this mission quickly before it was going to be too late to do so.


But, as he prepared to investigate the area, he could feel dragon talons clasp onto him. Rashmi lifting him upward, she looked at him with eyes that looked about ready to burn the world ablaze. Ah, right, no matter how he looked at it, it was his fault he wasn't popular with this woman. Any second now, and he was going to get the lifetime.


"Fatuus, why are you here?" Rashmi asked, irritated? "Does he not know how troublesome it is down here? Get out, and don't cause more problems."


"But, Rashmi, he's already here," Malati responded. "But, I dunno, maybe you should probably turn back."


Shaking his head, the chimera refused with heavy defiance. Why should he turn around? The symphony was closed to being restored. Stop now when he had gotten this far? Absolutely not. That was quitter's thoughts. Shaking his head further, he readied to run, but more distractions had come out of the blue.


"Code monster, code monster!" Iomra shouted.


"Someone do something, this is not a drill!" Satine shouted. "Code monster, code monster!"


"Fatuus can't do anything right," Rashmi said, shaking her head. "Do not rely on him for anything."


"I don't care if he's reincarnated into another world as a micro organism!" Iomra shouted. "Any help will do!"


"Yeah, I don't care either!" Satine shouted. "Someone needs to stop this!"


Rashmi giving him a death glare from across the room, the chimera had begun running. What did it matter what he thought, anyway? It's not like he couldn't do anything right at all. He knew that. This dragon lady only knew him from his failures. He was going to change that today.


Monsters everywhere across the way, the early adult could feel himself deflate like a balloon in a matter of moments. Why were there so many here? Where did they all come from? How many souls were lost in the wake of all this? He could feel the questions roll around in the mud as he prepared himself for action.


Scythe taking the stage, not a single hit had taken the enemies down. Seeing such, the hyena stared at his weapon. What was going on, had he run out of power? It was far too early to have nothing left. He needed to try harder to gather energy. No matter what, he had to turn this around.


Shadow minions continuing to laugh as his attacks missed, the hyena growled. Were these monsters mocking him? How dare they. He was struggling here. How annoying. Clinging onto any energy that might have been left, he tried again. Did these creatures think they would make a fool out of him? Not today.


Power of darkness compelling him, the early adult slashed right to left. These creatures, did they ever stop moving? Red energy trailing behind him, the hyena had begun to float. He had to be quick, he had to take care of these monsters right here, right now. Letting out a scream, he sliced and diced the enemies like he was a fruit ninja. Whatever that was, he had never heard of a ninja in his entire life.


Souls reaped, the hyena could feel himself begin to sway. This scythe, what was it doing? What kind of power did it contain? He didn't know whose power it was, but he supposed it had been too much for his body to handle. Could it have been a new experimental delusion Her Majesty had made especially for him? He sure hoped not. Any second now, and he would be a vegetable on the floor.


Moving right along, a sight of utter shock awaited the chimera. Noce and Cedre trapped in a bubble, a wave of fear flowed through the chimera. Weren't these two plant chimeras? If they were overwatered, they would die, in an instant. He had to do something about this before it was too late.


Shadow creatures looking ready to punt the bubbles to the moon, the hyena slashed to and fro. Red energy flowing through him, he let out a loud scream. These monsters, let go. Plant duo broken free from their imprisonment, the soldier kept going. He had to get rid of these minions. Right here, right now.


But, the enemies were a force to be reckoned with. Wall of steel soon in front of them, the hyena backed five steps away. What did they just do, steel themselves? Absolutely unfair. How could they do something like that now? They hadn't done so previously. Why wait until now to throw him off?


"Hurry up!" Noce shouted. "Hello? Hurry up, Fatui! We're going to get caught up in all the chaos!"


"How can you just sit here and fail so hard?!" Cedre asked in a confused tone. "Try harder!"


Plant people giving him demands to try harder, the soldier sighed. How was he supposed to do that at this point? Any harder, and he would blow more than one gasket. Trying harder to destroy the enemy, the chimera let out a shout. This time, for sure, he would defeat these creatures.


An astronomically incorrect assumption, on his part. Scythe soon snatched, the early adult ran after the enemy, hands up in the air. The shadows stole the precious thing! Chest feeling tight as he ran, he had begun coughing up a storm. Airways even tighter, he swore his fingertips had become slightly blue.


Rashmi flying over at lightning speed, the early adult gasped for air. Shadow monsters put out of their misery in a matter of moments, the chimera's jaw dropped open. Just how powerful was this chimera? He was starting to think, if she lived in Mondstadt instead, her name would most certainly be Mary Sue.


"You're hopeless. Just how weak are you?" Rashmi asked, irritated tone of voice. "Take your scythe back. Go to the Lost Sea of Bygone Eras." But, she had soon been interrupted.


"Code danger, code danger!" Iomra shouted at the top of his lungs.


"Help, help!" Satine shouted.


Rashmi demanding he do not help the badger and koala duo, Osse had soon informed him of the dangers coming up ahead. Informed some dangerous eels had come out of their slumber, the soldier hopped through the portal. This had to have been the last thing to clean up before he could start the symphony.


But, as the soldier had begun to fight the eels, the shadow people had joined the party. Seeing such, the early adult flinched. Why were they here? Why were they simply everywhere? This was getting to the point of no return, and he wasn't having it. But, he knew had had to to do this, no matter what. This was the last obstacle.


Scythe doing the honors for hours on end, the hyena could feel the fatigue settle in. What was going on, why was he feeling so tired? But, he knew he couldn't fall now. He had to keep going, no matter what. He had to clear out this den is miscreants right here, right now.


Eels demanding he chase them, the soldier clicked his tongue. A game of chase now, of all times? No way. Eels demanding he play this game with them, the soldier snapped his fingers. Looks like there was no backing out. Cashing the creatures around with a fury, the hyena had barely won the race.


Creatures tapping out, the early adult summoned the scythe from his satchel. Everything put out of its misery, the chimera had begun swaying back and forth. Why did he feel so weak all of a sudden? He didn't know. But, he couldn't keep his eyes open anymore. Feeling himself begin to fall backwards, his consciousness had begun to fade. Dizziness taking him for a ride, everything was doom and gloom. No, he couldn't black out here. Not like this. But, his energy had soon been zero. World around him black, one last thought threw itself out there.


He's not completing this symphony, is he?


***


"Can't do this anymore. I'm
At my limit. I am really over the limit
Now, with all of this. I cannot do


This anymore, nor can I bother to try.
How could I be assigned a mission
In which requires me to use a delusion? Your Majesty, when I
Said in my last report, I need to use them more, that was a rhetorical


Point! I really can't use them for long. I'm over my
Limit of what I can handle now.
Everything hurts, I
Am struggling to breathe. Please,
Stop handing me weapons that are
Embedded with delusions. Please, I am


Just begging. I really, truly, and
Utterly am begging you to
Stop, so please. Don't do
This to me anymore.


Everything hurts, and I can
No longer do this. Everything hurts, and I can no longer
Do this. I am begging


And pleading here. I'm
Literally going to drop down on my knees. I am not
Ready for a task like this anymore. Please,
Even if you kill me for this,
Allow me to use something other than a
Delusion, please,
Your Majesty, please,


I am begging you at this point.


Ah, it's not like Her
Majesty would listen to my demands.


Because, if she knew how I felt,
Even a little, she would
Gift me a punishment, or worse,
Gift me death. Which,
I guess is still a punishment, isn't it?
No, no, no more overthinking. She's not
Going to kill me over this, will she? No, no, of course not. Why would she go and do that? But, really, Your Majesty, I am truly begging you on my knees. No more Delusions. I cannot handle them anymore. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please."


Coming to the next morning, the early adult oddly felt refreshed. What in the world happened between now and when he had been in the sea? He couldn't seem to recall. But, he supposed if he could not remember, it was not all that important. Rabiu walking in with a serious look on his face, he could feel his soul about to be cooked.


"That scythe you were using contained a delusion in it," Rabiu said, without a single stutter to be seen anywhere. "Please, don't hurt yourself like that again." He then cleared his throat. "Um, uh, anyway, we need to get you ready for the symphony. Let's go to Congele boutique, okay?" He then let out a shout. "Lonan, um, he's awake, come in."


Lonan stepping in, his uniform had been returned to him, holeless. Bird man lending out his hand, the hyena sighed. Did he really have to change his outfit? What was wrong with his current one? It's not like anyone would see it, anyway. Hands out in front of him, the chimers inquired in silence about cancelling such trip to the fashion establishment.


"No, black fish steak, bro, can't do that," Lonan said, shaking his head. "You need to wear something special."


Taken to Congele Boutique, the hyena groaned. Wear something special? Absolutely ridiculous. There was no need for this at all. Why bother? He'd be in his diving suit anyway. Storm clouds at their loudest, something odd had been going on in the capital city of Fontaine. Generic nobodies eyes all dull and grey, it was almost as if a string of ones and zeros had been removed from inside them that broke them from the inside out. Reaching the boutique, he had heard the most ridiculous sentence in his entire life, in a matter of moments.


"Malikers, doll him up," Lonan said.


"On it," Malika said. "This symphony is very important after all."


Hearing such, the soldier let out a sigh. Doll him up? He's not some dress up princess for hire. He did not have time for this. He had to go complete the symphony right away. Any more dawdling, and it would be over for him, in a heartbeat. He couldn't allow that. Not for even a moment.


Malika handing him a dress, smooth silk graced his hands. Feeling such, the soldier could feel himself about ready to jump over the moon. Dropping his uniform pants, the beautiful fabric had become one with him. Squeeing like a schoolgirl, he almost immediately forgot everything right then and there.


Everyone insisting on coming with him to the Sea of Bygone Eras, the soldier broke into a sweat. Did everyone really have to come? That didn't feel like such a good idea. Rashmi would not allow it, guaranteed. But, everyone, barged in through the portal, aside from Lonan and Baron. Look of rage on the dragon lady's face, the soldier ducked for cover.


"Do not bring your friends down here," Rashmi said, rage evident in her voice. "They're not welcome here."


"Would you be quiet?" Baron asked. "Do not assume we are friends with him. How unintelligent of you." Hopping in with heavy defiance, they were gone.


"This is the last time you are bringing anyone down here, Fatuus," Rashmi said. But, the patience of another was soon ticking.


"Could you give it a rest?" Lonan asked, annoyed. "Siorc needs our support, so we're here. Deal with it." Hopping in with defiance, he was gone.


Bowing an apology, the soldier hopped through the portal, as well. Diving suit upon him, the castle had been quite a long ways away. How was he supposed to get there in a timely matter? It was way too far away now. He could never hope to reach this place in time. But, he had soon been proven wrong.


Whale, adorning the name Scylla, offering him a ride, the early adult blinked. Was that the name of the creature he freed from its chains the other day? It had to have been. Hopping onto the whale's back, the hyena stared off into space. Moving through the bridge at lightning speed, a wave of gratitude flowed through him.


Almost halfway towards the castle, the soldier wondered. The symphony, what would he be doing to complete it? He wasn't sure now. Maybe it would require him to sing. If that was the case, count him out. Her Majesty should just kill him right now, because there was no way he would do that.


Reaching the entranceway to the palace, a large room with a podium in it had been reached. Seats in the audience. Rabiu assisted him in the removal of the diving suit. Beautiful silk dress upon him once more, he felt over the moon. So pretty, so soft, he was in celestia.


But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. There was no time for that. He had to restore this symphony. Told to start performing, the chimera could feel his legs become jelly. Perform, now? Shadow creatures coming form every single angle, the let out a scream. Way to put him on the spot.


"Siorc, you have to fight the bad notes with this so there's no more obstacles in this symphony!" Baron shouted, throwing something. "Whatever you do, do not hit out of tune! Wait at least three seconds between hits!"


Hearing such, the chimera backed fives steps away. He had to do what now? Something wasn't making sense. Music starting, the discordant notes had come his way. Everything coming at him fast, the hyena shouted. Right, hit them in a rhythm so they go away. Hit them in a rhythm so they go away.


Notes hit in the correct rhythm for minutes on end, the shadow creature let out a shout: "Loser! You're so slow! Let this world be engulfed in rage!" Hearing such, the hyena hit the notes harder. No, no, no. He could not let that happen anymore! He had let these creatures win for too long. No more of that, not today.


Chaotic discord removed, a glockenspiel had soon been handed to him. Score appearing in front of him, the soldier focused all his energy on getting it right. Do not falter. Do not get anything wrong. If he did, he was game over, guaranteed. Death, the end of the road. A finished, and burned out life.


Horn handed to him next, the soldier stared at it. Oh, great, a blowing instrument. He was done for. He did not have the lung capacity for that. He could not do this. Of course he couldn't. But, he had been given a layer of advice. Feel the energy of Dendro flow through him. He can do it.


Dendro energy flowing through, the soldier pressed on with the score. Play it correctly, no matter what. Don't get anything wrong, or he's dead. Feeling the notes fester, he let out a scream in between blows. He can do this. He can finish this and kill that storm cloud. He could do this. He could win. He had the power within.


Bad notes flying towards him again, the early adult prepared himself. Fight the notes, he had to get rid of them again. Instrumental getting louder, he could hear the monster yell at him to go faster. But, the soldier refused. No, not happening. He would not be doing that today. Not at all.


Every single note slapped silly, the intermission had kicked itself into overdrive. Taking a breather for a moment, the soldier rehydrated. Restoring a symphony to its former glory was thirsty work. Was being a musician always this chaotic? He would never walk down this career path when this is over, no matter what.


Final part of the symphony upon him, a terrible instrument had soon been handed to him. Wooden violin seated in his hands, the chimera's heart skipped five beats. No, a stringed instrument, why? There was no way he'd be able to use this one. It was so over, he was as good as head. He hadn't learned how these sorts of music boxes worked yet. How could he possibly do this? But, a shout had come his way.


"Remember, Siorc!" Earl shouted. "The order of the strings are G, D, A, E!" He then let out a battle cry of encouragement. "You can do this! I believe in you!"


Tip coming his way, the early adult could feel confidence flow through him. He sees now, he just has to play the notes according to their position on the string board. Right, right. Recalling which notes meant what, the hyena placed the chin rest underneath him. It was time. Time to end this.


Time for this to stop.


Notes fluttering by, the hyena played to the bet of his ability. Shadow creature beginning to lose its powers, the hyena kept going. This was it. The end. Soon, this would all be done. Final note played, the enemy soon deflated into a flat shape. But, a shout had soon come his way as the enemy was ready to fade.


"I'm not done! We'll see each other again!" the shadow creature shouted.


Blinding light soon engulfing him, the chimera had once again, found himself in the Court of Fontaine like nothing had occurred. Storm cloud gone completely, activity within the area had gone back to normal. Had the past six weeks even been real? Ginger Fatui running towards him, he swore he could see her smile behind her mask.


"Great work!" the Ginger Fatui shouted. "This mission is finished. You did so well, soldier. You're dismissed. Go back to Snezhnaya."


Dismissal granted, the early adult took out his teleport waypoint proxy orb. Reaching the soundproof room after fifteen minutes of walking, immediate fatigue overtook the chimera. Removing the weaponized hairpins and earrings, the chimera put his uniform away, as well, taking off the silk dress, he knew he'd have to return it soon. Wave of tiredness claiming him, the early adult slumped into the rock hard bed, but one last dooming thought soon overtook him.


The shadow creature took the storm cloud elsewhere.


This wasn't the end.


It was just the beginning of worse missions to come.

 

[Palamon]

9: Simulanka Simulcara 1: Fox, Hound and Forest Abound
"So, let me get this straight Your Majesty.
Okay, so, let me try to understand all this.


I don't think I


Am truly understanding you. Your
Majesty, just what in the world is this?


Now you want me to enter this book that cannot even
Open? What does this have anything
To do with taking over the world? This is


Quite the jump away from your
Ultimate goal, Your Majesty!
It's not making any sense!
This is quite unusual.
Everything here is making so little sense.


Ugh, this is just getting
Noticeably more annoying.
Doubt this will be a long mission.
Eh, so, I know I have to do it.
Remove the seal?
So, that's what I have
To do, huh?
Ah, this makes absolutely
No sense, it simply just
Doesn't. To be honest
I really don't know what this will do to help her mission.
Not at all whatsoever. So, once I
Get this book open, what's next?


There's no way that's it, right?
How could it be?
Everything is heading in quite a


Moronic direction. This is ridiculous
I cannot believe this. This is
Stupid, absolutely moronic.
She's just making things up at this point.
It's just something to get me terrified.
Obviously, it's not going to work,
No way, I'm onto you!


How could you give me something this
Egregious? There's a catch, isn't there? Alright,
Reap it to me: there's a catch, isn't there?
Everything always has more to it, doesn't it,


Your Majesty?
Of course it does!
Ugh, can't something at least explain?
Really getting tired of all this vagueness.


Maybe if you were less vague
About this I'd understand
Just about the gist and
Extent of exactly what you want. But she hardly ever makes
Sense. And at
This point, why would she
You know, at this point, I am


Preaching to the wrong choir,
Like, I know that already.
Even so, I know I have to do my
Absolute utmost to
Shake the scales and open
Everything there is to look at.


Eh, well, whatever. I bet there's a world
Xeno to me in there.
Perhaps, that's what it is. Very
Likely, otherwise this wouldn't be
A mission that
I would be assigned at all.
Now that I think about it,


Why would she assign me a
Hefty mission such
As this so, I guess
That's probably it.


I see now, I guess I get it.
She wants me


To unlock the seal and
Head inside the world
Inside this book!
She's getting more ridiculous


By the day! This is
Obviously a ploy
Of course it is! I
Know that this is a ploy.


Your Majesty, this is
Overtly ridiculous in the long run.
Ugh, so let me


Get myself together. Let me
At least try to
Verify this. So inside this book is a world. I am
Especially not


Making sense of any of this?
Even if I try to,


I am, at this point losing marbles. I need to


Remove all that cannot be
Explained. Just let
All that go. Just
Let all that get away from me
Let this all flow out of me.
Yes, if I just


Don't understand it's quite
Obnoxious, so I do


Not want think about it too much. No
Overthinking. No overthinking
That's the


Goal. I cannot at all
Even a little bit of extra
Thoughts. That


Will set me back
Hours, days, weeks.
Ah, no, there I go again, exaggerating.
That has to stop.


These thoughts have to stop.
How can I hope to get my thoughts clear
If I am overthinking
So much? That's right, I can't.


My thoughts might just
Implode on one another,
So take a moment to breathe,
So take a moment to stop
It all. But, it's honestly hard to not
Overthink. Well, I guess it's
Not like that matters, now does


It? Why would it?
So, anyway, what world will be


Unleashed upon me inside this tome?
No one bothered to tell me that part!
So, I don't have
Even one single clue!
Ah, well, it
Looks like I will have


To just figure it out myself.
Hmm, alright, so let me try and analyze
Everything or attempt to,


Because I am going to try and
Open my eyes to anything
Overly unusual. Well, to be honest, I
Know this is just something I have to


At least try to
Narrow some things
Down that could make sense.


Eh, so what kind of world might be in there.
No one knows, actually
That's hardly correct. Once I
Enter this world it's going to be
Rather easy to be able


To get inflammation what might wait for me inside.
How could the citizens not
Even know what their


World might be called, right?
Of course they'd know. It'd be
Rather strange if they didn't, right?
Like, I guess it just
Doesn't seem like something that wouldn't be know.


I need to stop thinking,
Need to stop all of this.
Since I have to break this seal,
I do have an assumption.
Do I think I should
Even be making this


I am about to make? No, but
To be honest I have to reach


One conclusion. And, I
Know this is something I
Absolutely have to reach.
Yes, what kind of


World awaits me?
How can I enter,
And what do I need
To investigate?


Perhaps it's nothing too
Ludicrous, just a world in its
Early stages of existing.
Ah, of course,
Surely that's it.
Early world,


Early goals. I have
No idea what might await me. But, it's
Likely not something too dangerous.
I suppose once I
Get inside it's
Hardly something
Too over the top.
Eh, hmm, so maybe this world is
Not real. This is a book, right?


Maybe it's just a story world.
Eh, right, so that might be it!


Why didn't I think about that earlier?
Ha, well, let's be real,
Actually, how could I have
The quick thinking to


Deduce something like that?
Oh, well I have figured it out now.
Eh, so, a book with a world,
So it's probably a light novel, right?


That's most likely it.
Hmm, should
I just read through it once the
Seal breaks? Perhaps.


Everything will make sense once I read. But, it
Very much could be in text I can't
Even read. I have
Not mastered the other languages.


Maybe I really should start thinking about that,
Even though learning
Another written language is
No easy feat.


Ah, well, to be honest
No matter what I
Do to try and learn, I


Will just be using the knowledge once. I
Have no idea if I have to look further at this book.
Yes, this is a one time thing. Let's get this


Done. I have to get this book
Open, I absolutely have to.


Yes, if I don't, Her Majesty will kill me.
Of course she will.
Ugh, now, let me think.


What can I do to get it open?
Ah, this seal feels kind of powerful.
Not something can break.
This has to be a


Magical seal.
Even though that sounds


Too ridiculous to be true
Obviously, that has to be it.


Great, a magic seal.
Oh, Your Majesty, pray tell,


It's not possible for you to open it yourself?
Now, that's something I


Shouldn't have to question.
Oh, so this is a


Big seal even she can't open?
Ah, so what am I supposed to
Do if she can't? If a God cannot
Lift this seal? If she can't open it, I don't know who can. And,
Yet, I have been demanded to get it to open. Oh, well, let's get this over with. Diligence is key."


The sound of morning alarm bells shrieked in a chaotic chorus as the noises continued to blare themselves out in the open, hundreds of Fatui Soldiers groaned in a cacophonous chorus. The alarm bells were right on time, as usual. But despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal in the permafrost north.


The constant protest was more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any sort of alarm bells, the hyena added his own groan to the mix. No matter how many years were to pass, he could never get used to this wake up call. Reaching for his lenses, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come for the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the soldier could not help but wonder. Had he finally completed the symphony? He was not quite sure. Perhaps, just maybe, there had been something that he had forgotten. But, the chimera shook his head. He was overthinking it, for sure.


Staring at the wall, the early adult shrugged his shoulders. What more could there be that he could possibly do? What could have been left? There couldn't have possibly been anything. The storm clouds had departed from Fontaine. The Nation of Justice had completely gone back to normal. Surely, he'll be given far more important tasks to complete.


Thoughts continuing to rumble, the hyena had walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Now that the storm cloud had left Fontaine, where could it have gone now? Could it still have been in other nations? This red storm cloud could it have been all around Teyvat and perhaps, beyond?


Walking towards the opposite direction, a realization had washed over the chimera. The storm cloud, it had been in Sumeru, it had been in Liyue. Could it have just been everywhere at this point? But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? He was definitely overthinking it. He needed to cut it out.


Halting his circle about, the chimera headed back towards the uniform drawers. Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, matching roses adorned his hair and ears, the soldier stared off into space. He has to prepare himself for further storms and get ready for any tasks that might be thrown his way.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, a disturbing, yet familiar noise had come back to haunt the soldier. Loud pelts slamming against the window, thunder soon added itself to the mix. Hearing such, the soldier could feel a chill drop down his spine. Why was Her Majesty still angry? He had completed the symphony, didn't he? What could possibly have her still feeling enraged? He did not understand.


Running towards the window, further hail slammed against the window. Balls about as big as a crystal fly ten times its normal size, far nibbled on the cartilage of the hyena's ear. He gets it, Her Majesty, she's still angry about something. Had there been a storm cloud in Snezhnaya, too?


Thunder crackling down once more, the chimera dashed back towards his uniform drawers. What was he doing, wasting time like this? Her Majesty would only get further enraged if he did not hurry up. Taking a deep breath, the chimera headed off towards the edge of the room. No more getting distracted. It was time to continue getting ready.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the soldier stared off into space. What had Her Majesty been so angry for? He did not know, but he knew that he had to perform at the top today, or he would be as good as dead in a matter of moments. He could not disappoint her anymore. Cracking his knuckles, the focus switch turned itself on.


Fixing the uniform buttons the early adult headed back towards the barricaded window. Staring through the paned glass, the early adult could feel a heavy wave of fear eat him up like a bowl of borsch. The red storm cloud had been in Snezhnaya? Why had it been here, too? How was this even possible?


But, the chimera turned around. There was absolutely nothing he could do about it whatsoever. It had merely been Her Majesty's rage; nothing more. He needed to stop concerning himself over such a thing. He had a job to focus on. Any further distractions, and he would be thrown out the window.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the early adult turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "Her Majesty has discovered this mysterious book that contains a world inside its pages." As he said such, he handed the book off to his subordinate. "Find a way to remove the seal so entering the world inside is possible, and proceed to deal with the issues within and record your findings." Satchel soon slapped onto the soldier's backside, he continued further. "This seal is magical; make sure it is completely removed. And, don't take too long like you did with the symphony, or Her Majesty will hear of your failure!"


Agent dragging Her Majesty's name into it, the hyena jumped fifteen steps back. Why was he being put on a time limit again? If this were yet another difficult mission, there was no way he would be able to complete this in due time. Staring at the book in front of him, he tried to open it. But, the dice kept rolling the low numbers. Tome not opening, he bagged it, for the time being.


Words about there being a world inside the tome echoing through his mind, the hyena stared off into space. Why did Her Majesty want him to enter this tome? He could not comprehend this at all. What would this do to help her in any way? This is absolutely ridiculous. He could not make any sense of this whatsoever.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Did you not hear what I said? That book cannot open through normal means! It's a magic seal, remember? Quit messing around!" He then removed the irritated tone in his voice. "Go wherever you think you need to to remove the seal. I will be checking on your progress periodically. By the way, you can teleport around Fontaine now, if you wish."


Agent soon exiting the area, the hyena placed his hand on his chin. Perhaps, just maybe, he should teleport to Fontaine and ask around if anyone there could remove the seal. Removing his teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket, the hyena highlighted the waypoint off towards the desert edges, blinding light soon engulfing him, the chimera closed his eyes as the escort towards Fontaine began.


What in the world was this ridiculous mission?


***


"I am, what you would call, cursed, or I guess, that's


How some people would see it.
And, I understand that, to most people I am not normal. I am
Very much aware of this point
Even if time has passed,


And opinions could very
Likely change, I know that it likely
Won't for me. As I don't look normal
At all. Green skin, tendrils for hands,
You know, normal monster
Stuff you see in horror stories!


Because, that's all I am, or was, rather, reduced to.
Each and every time I would be regarded as this
Evil monster, I could feel myself dying a little inside.
Nobody ever sees me as normal, everyone


Regards me as this beast creature,
Everyone knows what a human looks like I
Guess, and I do not at
All look like one, and it's not like I can change my appearance. If it were
Really that simple, I'd have
Done it by now. I tried centuries ago.
Even so, I couldn't hide my 'monstrous' traits. No
Dice. I wish I could,


And across the world, before leaving I
Sought out more 'monsters' like me.


And, here's who I found during


That time. I found a bird chimera with a third
Eye and tongues on his hands. A
Rat boy with wings that burn
Rather bright, and his cat friend with a shark tail.
I met two panda dragons, quite unusual, a
Big coward dog fairy girl with a sheep horn, a
Little fox lady with goat horns, and an
Evident oddity: two girls with scorpion tails and one fairy wing a piece. So


Many different chimeras, with so many different curses.
Our lives were ruined by a group of
Nobodies, humans who didn't understand our
Situation one bit. And all
Their misconceptions about us as a whole.
Every single one of these
Rascals acts like we're monsters!


Acts like we're lesser than
Normal people because we are
Different. Because we do not appear as an atypical human.


I never understood this kind of behavior, and I most certainly can't
Try and comprehend how people like this function. It's


Hard to determine why people are
Utter fools like this, I
Really do not get it. Is it
The color of my skin? Is it my tendrils? That
Should not be an issue here.


It's not like there are only humans in
This world. I know there's yokai in Inazuma, according to a few of other cursed in our


Ranks. And, I know it goes
Even further beyond these two points.
At least, that is what I am
Lead to believe, but it's not
Like I am fully aware of the modern world.
You know, the world I am currently residing in, I


Haven't left in decades; centuries.
Uh, maybe anyway. The concept of time has left me. At this point, I
Really don't know anymore how many years have come
To pass, as where I am now.
Since, apparently time goes by


Slower in this storybook.
Or so I have observed. I am


Hardly sure anymore if it's been ten years, hundreds, or a week outside of this place.
Unless neither of these apply and time outside is frozen, but I have
No way of knowing, as the
Day we were told to come into this book and live here as
Residents of this story we haven't
Ever been able to leave. So, I
Don't have any
Sort of answer as to what year it could even be.


Of course, I have thought of leaving
From here for a brief moment to see how the world has changed,


Yet, for the longest time, who
Even knows how long it's been, that witch hasn't
Answered us. Actually, witch is not quite the
Right terms here. Mage? No, that's not it, either.
Sorceress? You know what, this doesn't check out


At all. Not like I need to
Get it right to get
Out of here, or anything.


It's not like I want to leave. Not like I


Can. For a very long time now I have given up
On all that a long time back
Not like I have ever even so much as
Tried to make an
Attempt to leave,
Cause, why would I, at
This point, the world has
Evolved past what I once knew. I
Doubt anything is the same


As it once was, or could have been. I


Might have been gone far too long
Actually, I suppose it has been that way, I
Guess, for years now.
Eons, maybe? I have no


Way to determine that
In any way, after all I have basically been forgotten from
Time. You see, all ten of us here
Have basically been erased from time without


Actually dying. You see, this is where things


Get kind of complicated I do exist, but I also don't. That's
Really confusing, isn't it?
Okay, so I'll try to explain this if I am able.
Uh, right, so from the beginning,
Perhaps, I had already said this, but I, and everywhere else here, are cursed.


Our bodies have been subjected to
Ferocious and awful things. My tendrils, for example.


Now, due to various circumstances
I struggle to remember,
None of us truly
Exist anymore, or that's as far as


Reality is concerned. We both
Exist and don't in some sort of paradox. It
Just doesn't make sense, right? How can one
Exist, and not at the same time? I
Cannot say, as I don't have any way
To answer that.
Since I don't quite remember


And, trying to remember how that came be causes us to feel pain like
No other, so I have stopped trying to
Directly force it out of me.


How does it feel to be a paradoxical
Existence? It doesn't, really. Or
Rather, how am I supposed to feel about not
Existing, yet persisting with my existence? How should


I know how to answer that?


At least, I just don't know
Maybe if I did, I would


Not be as calm about it as I am now.
Of course I wouldn't be.
Why would I? Well,


In any case, it is
Not like I can reject this reality. It's


Something I simply have to live with.
I know that's how it'll be, as I am cursed forever.
Maybe if it were something worse I'd be
Utterly foolish and
Lash out at the world,
And be angry all the time, but that's
Not a way to live, and I
Know getting
Angry about a situation that'll never change is


Far from the correct course of action.
Of course, if there were a way to undo that curse, we'd all try to
Right away, but is simply not possible.
Even if it were, I would
Very much rather tackle other more important things. It's not a loss we do not
Exist in the eyes of the world, we may not be considered
Real anymore by time. And,


I have yet to really be bothered by it. Thoughts like that are


Cumbersome. So, it's better that I do not
Act like it matters that I am
No longer real, yet persist in being alive.
Now, if I get
Out of here, there is a question
That I do have, would humans even be able to see us?


Likely not? It's not like we're ghosts; we are breathing and alive.
Even so, since we don't
Actually exist anymore, I
Very much doubt the world can
Ever perceive us again outside this world. Well, no matter, who cares? It's hard to care at this point We've been erased, and that's how it is."


Teleport Waypoint taking him to the desert edges as usual, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. The storm clouds had truly departed from Fontaine. Such was a relief to be had, for sure. Removing his proxy orb from his pocket once more, the chimera stared at it. Should he finally teleport around Fontaine?


But, the chimera shook his head. No, he should not. It was way too early to make use of the privilege to fast travel. He should not. The time had not come yet. Wouldn't doing so immediately be abusing such right? Maybe he could wait a little while before making use of it.


Solidifying his decision, the early adult climbed down the mountain. Finding a button to summon a wooden boat, the soldier placed himself at the helm. Rudders upon him, the hyena cruised himself forward. Slightly cold breeze blowing in, the hyena remained focus. He could not let a small chill get to him.


Cruising on ahead, the chimera could not help but wonder for a brief moment. Had everything truly been resolved? There had to have been a few things that had not been resolved at this point in time. But, he knew he did not have time to get to any of such right now. He had other matters to attend to.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor within a half hour, the chimera observed the area around him. Not a single shadow person around, the soldier puffed a sigh of relief. Not a single person had been in a state of mania anymore. The Nation of Justice had healed. Ascending the staircase, and taking the glass lift, like always, multiple people had been waiting for the Aquabus all at once.


Aquabus arriving almost immediately, the hyena waited for everyone to hop on before him. Sitting upon the seat furthest from everyone else, everything had been normal, for a change. No more anger, no more shadows, no more violence. The generic nobodies were nobodies, indeed.


As the vessel of automatic movement left the hyena removed the sealed book inside his satchel. Attempting to open it once more, the cover would not budge. Red aura had continued to engulf it. Dropping the tome back into the satchel, he shook his head. What was he doing, trying to open it again? He didn't have the power.


Vehicle cruising past the Poisson Tunnel, the hyena could not help but wonder. Who could possibly unseal this book? It had been magical. Wouldn't removing such a thing take someone twice as powerful as the person who cast the lock upon it? He didn't know. But, he supposed, that could have been how it might have worked.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor before he knew it, the chimera scratched his head. Who could he possibly ask to undo this seal for him? Perhaps, just maybe, it could be broken with the power of one of the seven elements? Surely, that had to have been something that could have been possible.


Walking off towards the corner, the hyena removed the tome once more. Summoning his flower friend, the Silk Flower did not shake the tome's shackles whatsoever. Seeing such, he snapped his fingers. Why would it work when he were to attempt it? He was far too weak.


Regretful names flowing through him, the hyena let out a sigh. Perhaps, just maybe, the annoying penguin trio could remove the seal from the book. Figuring such could have been worth a try, the hyena had begun moving upon the northern pathway. He knew he had to consider every single possibility.


As the chimera headed across the northern pathway, the soldier could not help but wonder. This book, could it have been dangerous? Had it contained so many dangers, it had to have been sealed off? What monstrous power did the pages contain inside it to have it locked away?


Thoughts continuing as he pressed onward, the inquires continued onward. Did this book contain some dark arts that were not allowed in this world? He knew some magical books contained destructive powers, but what could possibly have been dangerous about this one?


Continuing along the pathway, the chimera kept the questions rolling. Why had this book been sealed off in the first place? Surely, it hadn't been so dangerous that it needed to be locked away. But, what did he know? Perhaps that was the case. He knew there was no definitive answer to such.


Pushing forward, the questions would not cease, even for a moment. Her Majesty, how did she even come across this book? Where could she have possibly obtained it from, and who? She had to have gotten it from somewhere, but where? It couldn't have appeared out of thin air. Such could not have been possible.


Throwing such thoughts away, the early adult attempted to keep the distractions bustling within to a minimum. What did it matter where the book came from, or how Her Majesty obtained it? It did not matter at all, in the slightest. He needed to stop concerning himself over such things.


Moving right along, the young soldier's mind wandered once more. The book, could it have been dangerous? He did not know why, but something definitely felt off about it. Something quite arcane. But, he knew he was definitely overthinking it. Why did it matter if it were strange or not? It most certainly didn't.


Spotting Melusines walking in the streets, the soldier gazed at them. Could the sea denizens of Fontaine have the power to open this tome? He knew he had to try asking them. They had to have some sort of magic that could help undo the seal. Walking towards the first one he locked eyes on, questions had come his way.


Melusine Garde asking him what he wanted, the early adult removed the possibly cursed tome from his satchel. Handing the tome off to her, confusion had been laid out in front of him. Questions coming his way about what it was, the hyena wordlessly communicated about the seal upon the tome, the garde shook her head.


"I can't undo it," the Melusine Garde said. "Try asking some of my colleagues."


Bowing an apology, the chimera moved right along. Maybe other Melusines had the magical powers to remove the seal. Surely, that had to have been possible. It had to have been worth a try. No matter what, he had to get the book to open, and enter the world within.


Second Melusine unable to undo the seal, the chimera could feel cracks form along the wall. Further garde Melusines telling him it was not possible, the chimera could feel his will start to sway a bit. Why couldn't Fontaine's most important citizens undo the seal? Something was quite strange about this.


Non Melusine gardes unable to undo the seal as well, the soldier put the tome away. What was the point in trying to get them to open the tome if they couldn't? It was time to return to the original plan of heading to Congele Boutique. If they could not open the magical book of possible arcane arts, it simply was pointless.


Reaching the western streets, doubts had begun to flow through him. The penguin chimeras, would they even be able to open this book? If the Melusines could not, how would they be able to? There was no way they would be able to, either. Maybe he should forgo this plan, and leave Fontaine out of this.


But, the chimera threw such thought out a window. There was no way he could give up this soon. Of course he couldn't. That was quitter talk. He knew he had to ask anyone and everyone about it, no matter whether they could undo the seal or not. Her Majesty would kill him if he had given up, guaranteed.


Throwing such thoughts away, the early adult kept moving forward. Giving up was not in the cards. Surely, someone out there, no matter who, could undo the seal. Surely, there had to have been at least one singular person able to do so. Magic or not, he could not allow this tome to stay locked forever.


As the chimera moved past the rival boutique, the hyena could see a rather unusual booth setup outside the premises. Spotting a short blonde haired woman with a hat, black outfit with a green skirt and glasses, the hyena scratched his head. Why hadn't he even seen this person before?


Young lady placing bottles of perfume upon the table in the front, he could not help but begin to wonder. Would she be able to undo the seal upon this book? Perhaps, just maybe, her perfumes had the capabilities to make the seal go away. Surely, that had to have been possible. Walking over to the counter the lenses were on him. Excusing himself, a predictable inquiry had come his way.


"Yes?" perfume girl asked. "What might you want?"


Removing the tome of doom from his satchel once more, the solider placed the book on her counter. But, she had immediately done something quite out of left field. Lady sniffing the tome, the hyena jumped six steps back, what was she doing? Why was she smelling it? Did the book give off a weird scent?


"This book smells like ink and Sunsettias," the perfumer asked. "What do you need from it?"


The hyena jumped two further steps back upon hearing such fragrant description. Ink and Sunsettias? Why did it matter what it smelled like? What would that help? But, he knew he couldn't say something like that. Pointing to the magical seal upon the book the soldier spelled out the word remove with his fingers. But, an immediate headshake had shut his question down, in an instant.


"I am afraid I can't help you remove the seal of this book," the perfumer said. "It's a powerful magical seal."


Strange book smeller informing him she could not undo the seal, the early adult bowed an apology. Maybe it wasn't worth it asking her to use her perfume upon the cover. What if the fragrance was the key? Washing that out would be a bad idea, for sure. He should not risk it.


Heading towards the northwestern streets, the doubt had begun to settle in. This book, would it even be able to be opened at all? He was staring to believe it simply was not possible. The seal was magical. Who would have strong enough magic to undo it? Probably no one. He was whispering up the wrong tree.


Reaching Congele Boutique after about twenty minutes, the afternoon rush overtook the fashion establishment. Multiple people running from corner to corner buying up the joint, the chimera attempted to leave the premises. Ah, it was far too busy here. There was no way anyone would have time to stop and assist him right now. Time to head to the next location.


But, luck and the archons were, on his side to an unfortunate degree. Pesky fly looking his way, the early adult held back the urge to sigh. Did this penguin have a Siorc sense that tingled whenever he was around? How annoying and tiresome, if so. Annoying thorn in his side waving up a storm, the soldier tried to hold in all his groans. Remember what he came here for. This would be done and over with quickly.


"Oh, hi, Siorc!" Earl greeted. "Are you here to buy something?" His cheeks glowed red as he said such. His future husband buying his designs? He's in Celestia.


Shaking his head, the soldier took out the magical tome of doom. Pointing at the seal, the early adult wondered once again. Could any of them truly help him to remove this seal? He was starting to think that a normal person, Vision bearer, human, chimera or not could not help him with this. But, he knew he had to ask anyway.


"Apologies for disturbing you while you are working, sir," the hyena said, voice barely audible. He then bowed his head. "But, could any of you break the seal on this book?"


Earl staring at the book for a moment, the hyena covered his hand with his face. He had wasted his time coming here, hadn't he? Pesky thorn in his side trying nonsensical things to undo it, nothing came of such. How incredibly foolish, why did he even ask? Thorn in his side cupping his hands around his mouth, shouts decorated the area.


"Baron, Malika!" Earl shouted. But, immediate cold shoulders had come his way.


"What are you doing, Earl?" Baron asked, irritated. "Can't you see we are in the middle of the afternoon rush right now? Your lovey dovey hogwash can wait until the evening. Get back to work."


"Darling, don't be like that," Malika said, hands waved upon the air. "This could be important."


"It is important!" Earl exclaimed. He then waved around the sealed tome. "It's about this book! Siorc said it won't open!"


"Alright, I can dedicate about five minutes to this, but no more," Malika responded. She then rose her voice. "The Congele Boutique is on a lunch break!"


Customers oddly dispersing upon command, the soldier blinked. The Congele Boutique customers were quite loyal, weren't they? Earl handing the book off to his sister, he could see Baron twirling their hair off in the corner, the soldier sighed. Any second now, and sarcasm would come his way.


"Really? A book that can't open?" Baron asked, twirling their hair. "What's so important about that?"


Malika gazing at the tome, she attempted to hit the book with her icy punches. But, the seal remained supreme. Continuing to try for the allocated five minutes, nothing had worked. Shaking her head, the book had been returned to him. Seal left intact the early adult could feel sweat pour down his back. Failed again.


"Sorry, darling, it seems this book has magic too powerful for any of us to be able to do anything about it," Malika said, shaking her head. "But, maybe the Iudex can lift it."


Suspicions confirmed, the early adult bowed his head in apology. He had disturbed her, hadn't he? It was a busy day in the boutique. He had wasted her time during a peak day. Baron was right, this wasn't important at all, was it? He shouldn't have come here.


"Darling, you didn't disturb me," Malika said. "If you ever need help, I'll always be happy to lend you a hand."


Knowing he had to head to Palais Mermonia as soon as possible, the hyena prepared himself to exit the boutique. But, as he had done so, he could see a rather unfortunate face walk through the door. Gwendolyn stepping in with a name tag adorning the word temp worker, the early adult gazed at her. How did she of all people get a job here? Eyeroll coming his way, unfriendly words had painted him red.


"Why are you here?" Gwendolyn asked, annoyed. "Can you step out of the way? I have to do inventory." But, she had soon seen something horrifying peeking out of the Fatui man's bag. "That book is cursed. Keep that evil tome away from people!"


Stepping out of the way, the soldier rolled his eyes to the ceiling. As if she knew anything about magic. Gwendolyn didn't even have a vision. What did she know? She shouldn't have wasted her breath to say anything. Exiting the boutique, the early adult prepared himself to head for Palais Mermonia.


Descending towards the bottom floor of the city, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could this book have been cursed? It smelled like ink, despite the tome already having been printed. Was that a bad omen? It had to have been. Why would such point have been mentioned otherwise?


But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. What Gwendolyn had said was absolute ludicrous nonsense. She had absolutely no idea what she was talking about. Why was he thinking about what she said? It wasn't true at all. It couldn't have possibly been in any shape or form. What point was there in thinking it was?


Reaching Palais Mermonia, the hyena knocked on the Iudex's door. Important voice instructing him to come in, the soldier did as instructed. But, upon doing so, the man had been swamped with paperwork, as usual. Seeing such, the hyena knew he should turn around this instant.


Chief Justice of Fontaine briefly pausing his work, for a moment, the soldier handed off the tome for what felt like the tenth time today. Pointing at the seal and writing down the question about whether he could remove it, the most important man in all of Fontaine tried a multitude of things that did not work.


"Apologies, monsieur Siorc, but it would appear I can't open this," the Iudex lamented. "This seal is far too powerful. But, perhaps, a mage can open it by undoing its spell."


Bowing a thank you, the hyena could feel his thoughts churn within. A mage, right. Perhaps, just maybe, Rabiu could undo the seal. His family were all mages, weren't they? Maybe he could break it. If the Iudex couldn't, perhaps, just maybe, the power of Geomancy could. Resolute on his decision, the hyena dashed out of the office at breakneck speed.


As the Aquabus headed off towards Marcotte Station, the hyena could not help but wonder. Just how powerful could this seal have possibly been? The Iudex, if he couldn't open the tome, he didn't know who else could. Her Majesty couldn't do it, either. Maybe this entire mission was doomed from the start.


Moving through Marcotte station upon the southern path, the hyena sauntered onward. Popping such thoughts with a needle, he tried to focus. What in the world was he thinking? Don't let all the combined failure thus far get him down. There had to have been one person who could undo it. There was no way it had simply been impossible. Someone had to have sealed it, and there had to have been a removal process.


Reaching Petrichor within an hour of rowing, it had been quite the busy day on the island afar. Everyone hard at work, the chimera broke out into a sweat. Maybe he should turn around. Everyone had been doing research. Wouldn't he be disturbing the peace? But, the early adult headed off towards the bird man's house anyway. Why turn around now, he was already here.


Bird man and researcher jackal doing experiments outside, the hyena could feel the angel and devils appear on the shoulder. Should he stay, or should he go? Maybe he should turn around. But, eyes soon laser focused on him, it had been too late to turn back.


"Sup, black fish steak bro," Lonan greeted. "Need something?"


Removing the tome for what felt like the twentieth time of the day, Lonan soon called Rabiu over. Handing the book off to him, the chimera stared at the researcher jackal as he attempted multiple spells passed down from his family across multiple generations. Multiple types of spells tried one after another, nothing moved.


"Um, sorry, I can't undo this seal," Rabiu said, shaking his head. "Uh, from the um, looks of it, whoever placed this seal is much more advanced than me. I don't think even my most, um, advanced spells can make it budge."


"You tried your best Rab," Lonan said, hand on Rabiu's shoulder. He then turned towards Black Fish Steak Bro. "Perhaps you should ask the dragons in the castle. Their powers are otherworldly."


Suggestion coming his way, the early adult broke out into a sweat. Ask Rashmi and Malati? What would that do? She wouldn't answer his questions, no matter what. But, he knew Lonan was right. The dragon duo had powers far beyond the seven. Of course they did. They were the ticket to success here, guaranteed.


Diving suit upon him, the early adult dropped down the water hole. Reaching the Faded Castle at breakneck speed, everyone had been out and about in the open. Rashmi immediately crossing her claws around her waist, the young soldier gulped. He was about to get what was coming to him, wasn't he?


"Why are you back, Fatuus? One, the symphony is done," Rashmi said, irritated. "Two, there's no problems here any more. Three, do not come here without a reason."


"I reckon he has a reason?" Malati asked. "I sense an intense power inside his bag."


"Me, too, I can also sense it!" Iomra exclaimed.


"Ditto," Satine added. But, an eyeroll had been awarded to all of them.


"Make it quick, Fatuus," Rashmi said, irritated.


Sighing the hyena removed the sealed tome from the satchel once again. Book glowing, the hyena jumped two steps back. Great, why was it glowing? What was going on here? That wasn't occurring earlier. Maybe this tome truly was cursed. It had to have been.


"Is that thing cursed?" Noce asked. "Why would you bring something like that down here? Get rid of it!"


"Wait! Maybe the key to undoing the curse is combining all our powers together!" Cedre shouted. "We have to come together as one to remove this book's curse!"


"Work together with Rashmi?!" Noce shouted. As they said such, their vines formed an x-shape. "No way, nada, negatory!"


"Pretend she's the sun!" Cedre quacked. "The sun makes you as strong as fire!"


Noce taking such suggestion, the chimera's jaw practically dropped to the floor. It was that easy to convince them to work together with someone they despised? The power of imagination was incredible. Far too powerful. Party of six placing the tome upon the table, their hands, claws, and vines had all come together in unison.


But, not even the combined power of six had been enough to break the power contained within the seal. Book remaining shut, the soldier dropped down onto his knees. What in the world was going on? How could not even a dragon, or poison do anything? How was this possible? Whatever arcane arts had been used to lock this world up, it was beyond this world, guaranteed.


"What a waste of time," Rashmi said. "One shouldn't have bothered."


"Not like we have anything better to do!" the peanut gallery all shouted in unison.


"One, doesn't mean helping Fatuus should be a considerable option," Rashmi responded, rolling her eyes. "Two, that's not true. One has plenty of other better things to do. Three, Fatuus, get out."


Dragon kicking him out, the hyena surrendered. Right, what Rashmi says goes. If she doesn't want him here, he wasn't allowed here. That's the rules of the Faded Castle. Returning through the water hole, another idea clicked into his mind. The sea lion sisters, maybe they could unlock the seal.


Reaching Poisson after about an hour, the sea lion trio had been doing absolutely nothing. Slipping towards them, eyes cruised upon him. But, in a matter of moments, he could feel intense waves of irritation flow through him. Feeling such, the chimera gulped. Perhaps, he had made a terrible mistake coming here.


Inquiry immediately coming his way asking him what did he want, the hyena gulped. He wasn't wanted here, guaranteed. Maybe it was best he turned around before it was too late. Taking out the book anyway, multiple head shakes in unison of one another had come his way.


"I don't know what gave you the impression I have magical powers, but I don't, sorry," Bain said, shaking her head.


"And, uh, I don't, either," Kali added, shaking her head. "And, um, Aigre does--" But she had soon been interrupted.


"Let me try!!" Aigre shouted. "Abracadabra, silly magic book, open!!" But, nothing happened. She then changed the pitch of her voice. "Kid, the evil is too great for you." Turning towards nothing, her pitch changed again. "What do you mean, Noir? I'm a super powerful pirate! I can do it! Abracadabra! Book, open!" But nothing happened. "I'll get this evil book open!! Watch me!" But, the tome had soon been snatched.


"Alright, Aigre, I think you've done enough," Bain scolded. "You shouldn't waste his time like this." Tome handed back to him, she shook her head. "Either way, I really don't know what gave you the impression we could open this book for you. Try someone else."


Leaving Poisson behind, the early adult had begun to head north. Maybe he should just stick to mages. Maybe Rabiu's siblings could be able to break the seal instead. They were mage, weren't they? Or, perhaps he was incorrect, in that regard. He supposed, the only way to find out was to head over to the research institute.


But, such had been a terrible idea. Hawk and falcon bounty hunters on the loose, the early adult grit his teeth. Great, just what he needed right now, an obstacle in his pathway. Why were they here? This would end terribly. Hawk flying downward, a very predictable set of words had come his way.


"Halt, Fatui!" Robin shouted. "Vacate the premises, or I will not hesitate to shoot, vile fiend!"


"Hon, this isn't our territory," Raven reminded him. "So, let him through."


"Consider yourself lucky, Fatui!" Robin shouted, pointing.


Passing by the bird bounty duo, the chimera moved onwards towards the main area within the research facility. Jackal trio assembling a rather unusual robot together, the early adult attempted to turn around for what felt like the tenth time today. These three were busy at work, weren't they? Maybe he should turn back. But, he had soon been spotted.


"Hi, thiefers," Folu greeted. "If you need something, you're going to have to be quick, or our robot's gonna blow!"


Hearing such, the chimera jumped ten steps back. The robot's going to blow? Great, he had to be quick, or he would be mince meat in a matter of moments. Hearing laugher almost immediately, the early adult let out a sigh. These three were making fun of him, weren't they?


"Mr. Thief took the bait!" Sani laughed. "He's just as gullible as Rabiu!"


"Hehe, of course he is!" Oluchi exclaimed, giggling. "He hangs out around that silly adopted fool all the time!"


Trio bringing up the stupid adopted nonsense again, the hyena was ready to pull out all his hair. Why was he even bothering to ask these three about this tome? If they were going to make fun of him and Rabiu, they weren't worth his time. But, he knew these three were his last hope. Mages were quite uncommon around Fontaine, weren't they? Giving in to his thoughts, the hyena placed the book into their bully hands.


But, such had been yet another mistake. Seal continuing to remain intact, the early adult could feel himself ready to give up at any given moment. The last mages in Fontaine, they could not get this book open, either. Absolutely fantastic. What could even be done at this point?


"Oh, dear, it seems we're down on our luck!" Sani exclaimed. "Unfortunately for you, Mr. Thief, this tome of yours seems to be sealed with godly powers. Undoing something like this would take an archon's strength to break! Tough luck, machine snatcher!"


Rejection coming his way, the hyena snapped his fingers. An archon's strength? Who could he even turn to at a time like this? But, another name had soon come into his mind. The undersea otter duo. Perhaps, just maybe, the gods inside their crosses could. Surely, that was a solution.


Reversing back towards the pathway he came, the chimera took the glass lift behind the opera house. This had to have been the key. Surely, the holy fox and dragon could undo the seal. Reaching the prison after about five minutes, determination flowed through him enough to turn him into a pixelated red heart. Duke and nurse asking why he was here, the early adult silently communicated the otter duo's prison names.


"Zack and Monique are on cleaning duty today," the Grand Duke said. "They should probably be around somewhere."


"But, be careful, the floors are slippery!" the head nurse warned.


Hearing such, the early adult watched his step. He had chosen a terrible day to come here. Maybe he should just turn around and not waste his time with this. Spotting the undersea otter twins in the dormitory block taking a break, the young soldier handed the book off to them. But, just like everyone else, their gods could not do anything.


"Nothing's working," Huxian said, shaking his head. "Why don't you try that Electro nation? What's it called again? I forgot."


"It's called Inazuma," Pixiu responded. "There might be a Shrine Maiden there that might be able to help? I don't know. Can't seem to recall."


Pixiu mentioning a shrine maiden, the chimera snapped his fingers. The Grand Narukami Shrine, maybe they could undo the sea. Weren't Mikos close to godhood? That had to have been the answer to breaking this seal. Opening his proxy orb into map form, the hyena highlighted the waypoint towards the holy grounds of praying.


But, upon reaching such area, loud voices had taken over the shrine. Goat and ram duo on the premises, the hyena let out a groan. Great, another unnecessary obstacle. Why was it, that no matter how many times he were to come to Inazuma, why were they everywhere he was? They were the Electro Nation's top annoyance, for sure.


"I can't believe it, Rede, another bad one!" Tegne shouted. "These fortunes are rigged!"


"Maybe you're just unlucky, dear," Rede responded. But, such had been met with shouts.


"Don't say that in public, Rede! What if people hear you?!" Tegne shouted. "Look, Rede, it's the kid! And, is it just me, or does he have something evil in his bag?!"


Spotted, the chimera rolled his eyes. Why did it have to be these two? Removing the book from his satchel, the early adult pointed at the seal cast upon it. Conveying in silence it needed to be broken, the ram and goat duo gazed at him like he had five heads.


"Us, break the seal on that evil book?!" Tegne asked, leg raised. "Nuh uh! Leave evil stuff to Guji-sama!"


"Oh, my did someone say my name?" Guji-sama asked. She then gazed at the tome. "What's this now? A 'magical' catalyst that can't be opened? Alright, little one, I'll try and remove that seal for you."


But, the seal could not be done. Head Shrine Maiden's kitsune powers unable to shake off the shackles, the early adult sighed. What now? Who could possibly open this book anymore? He could not think of anyone else, at this point. Shaking his head, the highlighted the waypoint in Sumeru City. Maybe a scholar could tell him how to get the pages unlocked.


But, such had been an even further failure than the last. Finding the scammy merchant hiding in the corner, the early adult handed her hundreds of thousands of Mora. But, a scam had been on the horizon, in an instant. Money doing nothing, the early adult wrote out a demand for a refund.


"Sorry, no refunds!" the scammy merchant said. "Your Mora's mine!"


Sighing, the early adult headed off towards the secret bazaar. But, he had soon come across a group of faces he did not expect to see at the dance theater. Waiola in the same boring outfit as usual, the soldier paid her no mind. Turning off towards Bogart, a beautiful, Fontaine style dress the early adult could feel his face ready to burn. This panther was a queen of all trades, master of them all.


"Wowza, Siorc, what is that evil thing you're holding?" Bogart asked, pointing.


"Bogart, that's a tome," Waiola said, fingers on her eyebrows. "If you're going to ask us if we can break a seal for you, no, we can't."


"Apologies, young man, but I can't either," the red haired dancer said, shaking her head.


Triple rejection coming his way, the early adult was ready to surrender. What was the point in trying anymore? Sumeru couldn't do it. Staring off into space, it had come to him. Liyue. That was the answer. It was evening at this point, the teahouse was definitely his next best option.


Entire crowd of pandas and the tall brunette around drinking tea, the hyena had begun to have second thoughts. Maybe he was making a mistake. The wise man did not quite exude any power. So, maybe he should forgo this. Eyes on him already, he placed the book on the counter. Upon doing such, five headshakes had come his way.


"Goodness, what is this bewitched novel?" Jiaolong asked. "Apologies, but I won't be able to assist you on something like this. Maybe an adeptus could, however."


"That book is blue, so I'm not touching it," Qiulong said, turning her head towards the opposite direction. "Can't let the evil curse me!"


"By the gods, ugh, Qiulong! It's not like you'll die if you touch something that isn't pink!" Shenlong shouted. "Ugh, whatever. I can't do anything, either. It's not like I have a Vision or anything. Unlike some lazy panda who doesn't deserve one!"


"Shenlong, I deserve my vision just as much as anyone else does!" Yinlong cried, words faster than normal. "But, sorry, Siorc, I don't have any magic powers, or anything, so I can't open it for you either."


Tall brunette taking him aside to somewhere far away from everyone else, a wave of confusion flowed through him. What was going on, why was he taking him to an isolated area. Wise man gazing at the tome, he shook his head, handing it back to him. Was he not able to undo the seal either? That was it, wasn't he? He was most certainly done for.


"I apologize, Mr. Siorc, I am a mere mortal and cannot remove the power of a magical seal," the tall brunette said. Pondering for a moment, he soon returned to the conversation at hand. "This book seems to be a portal to a world known by the name of Simulanka. Only a high level mage can undo it."


Tall brunette mentioning a high level mage, it had come to the soldier immediately. Mondstadt was his last hope. Surely, any mage there could be able to undo it for him. Heading to Falcon Coast through the teleport waypoint, the chimera located the sea lion sisters of the Nation of Freedom. But, rejection had come his way, in an instant.


"You're wasting our time asking us this!" Savon shouted. "I'm not a mage just because I can turn my catalyst into a trident!"


"I don't know what part of your brain thought we could break a powerful spell cast upon a catalyst," Eau said, rolling here eyes. "But, obviously, we can't do that. Go ask the knights, or something."


Sighing, the early adult for the capital city of Mondstadt. Heading towards knights headquarters, he had soon become witness to a terrifying scene about to occur. Gorgon attempting to throw the life away upon the Fountain of Favonius, the hyena made a leap. Such, however, had exploded back towards him.


"Get that monster book away, Ingne!" Kigyo shouted. "Are you trying to triple my suffering?"


Running towards Favonius Headquarters, the early adult dashed towards the Acting Grand Master's office. Acting Grand Master informing him she couldn't open it, either, an unfortunate person of doom had been added to the roaster of failures. Cavalry Captain bringing in the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom, she had begun to rudely point at the tome.


"That's mommy's book!" the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom shouted.


Hearing such, the hyena swallowed his nonexistent pride. Maybe he should ask this menace to society where her mother was. This girl was the offspring of a powerful witch, from what he recalled. Gesturing motions of looking for someone, the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom had soon been too excited for her own good.


"Mommy's in the secret wing in the library!" the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom shouted.


Heading off towards the forbidden library wing with permission, a peculiar theater room awaited him. Finding a peculiar blonde doll moving around the place, the early adult tilted his head. Why was that toy moving on its own like that? How very unusual. Maybe he was dreaming. Toy coming towards him, she introduced myself.


"You found my book, good job!" the toy doll said. "I am called Alice." She giggled. "Can I help you?" A immediate answer had come his way.


"Can you remove the seal on this book, ma'am?" the hyena asked.


"Of course I can, that's simple!" the doll exclaimed. Doll felt fingers snapped, the seal had been undone. "Have fun!"


Tome opened, the soldier had soon been dragged into the book with a powerful force. Closing his eyes for a moment, a blinding light engulfed him. Finding himself a peculiar, extremely colorful forest, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky, red storm cloud swirling up above, the hyena flinched. How did this get here? This world couldn't have possibly been connected the outside world. It was inside a novel.


Moving along the pathway, something had been off about the area. Thunder crackling up above, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was that the evil people had claimed they felt from this tome? He supposed that was the only case. What else could it have possibly been?


Turning his head off towards the right and left, the early adult couldn't quite wrap his head around this fantastical forest. Nothing here felt real. Spotting creatures made out of paper, the hyena scratched his head. Was this why that perfumer said this book smelled like ink?


Pushing through the forest, the chimera could see a paper squirrel fly through a hoop, and a wooden alpaca creature unable to lift up its head. Creatures looking like they all needed assistance with something. Was this some fictional world? Perhaps, just maybe, it had been. Nothing felt real.


Finding a pond area filled with frogs, the chimera swore he could hear them talking. But, such did not surprise him even in the slightest. This was a fictional world that was beyond reality. Of course they were talking. Nothing should shock him in this world known as Simulanka.


Paper frogs hopping on lilypads in a rather strange rhythm, some of the amphibians looked as though they had struggled. What could he do to help them? He didn't know what he could do. But, he supposed he if they needed his assistance, they would tell him what they needed.


Seeing a castle off in the far distance, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. Had this place been a royal world? He had never heard of Simulanka before in his entire life. What did he know? He supposed he didn't know much of anything. This place was far removed from any sort of reality.


Attempting to comb through his memory for any notes regarding Simulanka, not a single thing entered the chimera's mind. No, there had been no instance of such word ever said to him before today. His father had not known any mages in his lifetime. There was no way he could have ever been here.


Shrugging, the early adult kept moving along within the pond area. Nothing of especial note sticking out to him, the hyena shook his head. What could there possibly be here for him to investigate? Her Majesty hadn't done her research, had he? She was about to be so disappointed when she found out what this place really was.


But, things had soon changes as the early adult had reached a waterfall, but a strange duo appeared off in the corner. Seeing a dog and fox washing their hair underneath the roaring waters, the hyena scratched his cheek. Was this really a good way to clean their locks? That would be overkill, wouldn't it?


Turning around, the chimera attempted to continue onward. Maybe he should pretend he didn't see anything. Right, he hadn't seen anything. But, it had soon been too late. Dog girl's eyes on him, the chimera jumped four steps back. He had been spotted. It was over for him, guaranteed.


"Woof, woof, woof!" dog girl barked.


"Um, Alene? Human words." Fox reminded her.


"Woof! Sorries, Mellem, forgot human language there for a sec!" Alene exclaimed. "Anyway! Who are you? What are you doing here? No one should be able to come in here! We put a super duper strong seal to keep others out!"


Shrugging, the early adult supposed he could understand such precaution. Turning towards the strangers, the hyena observed the canine girl, for a moment. Standing in the corner drying her hair had been a short young woman with pointy elfen ears. Messy light blue haired pulled in a high ponytail, her azure eyes matched. Bright pink fairy wings matching her hair ribbon, her human hands and feet had been tan, furry paws. Bushy half white half brown tail to match, confusion loomed over the chimera. Was she a fairy, or a dog? Or both? Seeing one singular sheep horn on her head, his bewilderment continued. Yellow dress looking straight out of summer, and strange looking scar that looked like a cracked porcelain doll, he turned his attention towards the second person.


Turning towards her fox friend, the chimera observed her, for a moment. Seating herself in the water had been a short girl with bright blue pigtails and golden eyes. Diamond shaped pupils, the early adult scratched his head. How strange. Why did she have goat horns? Adorning eight golden fox tails, and light yellow dress to match, an inquiry rolled around in his mind. Were these two fictional? They had to have been, right? He was in a book, after all. His thoughts, however, had soon been interrupted by a howl.


"Help, help, I'm in danger!" Alene shouted.


Four peculiar looking people flying onto the scene, the chimera gazed at the new faces flocking in. Coming downward first had been a lady with green skin. She had bright peach hair that went down to about her shoulders. Adorning glasses that had yellow rims, something else caught his attention. Having six tendrils instead of human hands, nervousness flowed through him. Light blue belly shirt upon her, and yellow flower hairpin, he tried to appear unafraid.


Dropping down second had been a bird man with rather unusual features. Short brown hair that went down to about his shoulders, the fringes had been a mess. Fancy brown suit upon him, something slightly out there caught his attention. In the middle of his forehead had been a pulsating green eye. On his hands had been two tongues and fanged teeth. Seeing such, he couldn't help but wonder. Had this man come from an entirely different world? But, he shook his head. No, he was just a work of fiction inside Simulanka. That's all this was.


Landing second to last had been a girl with a white dress with skin slightly peeking in the chest area. Bright blue scorpion tail behind her, and one singular metallic grey wing behind her left shoulder, her short grey hair with long side burns had been very slightly pulled into a curly side bun. Inhuman eyes on her, and small ribbon between her locks, he couldn't help but wonder. Was she a fairy, too?


Dropping down last had been a woman with an orange suit shirt and grey skirt. Her scorpion tail had swished behind her, almost like a dog's tail. Short grey hair barely going below her elfen ears, there had been small hints of blue left. Heart shaped cowlick up above, grey wing on her right shoulder, the soldier ended his examination.


Gazing at the crowd again, he couldn't help but wonder, could these six be chimeras? Were they real, or fictional? But, he threw such thought into the waterfall. What did it matter if they were within reality, or a work of fiction? As far as he's concerned, right now, they were real, and that was that.


"Alene?" Scorpion One asked. "What seems to be the problem."


"Him!" Alene shouted pointed. "He's the problem, Mink!"


"Okay, and?" Scorpion Two asked.


"Woof, he broke the seal to come in here, Niquel!" Alene barked. "He's a bad guy!"


"That's what the problem be?" Tendril lady asked. "Big deal! You always say this when peeps drop by! 'Woof, evil is afoot!' Every single time!"


"Why are you so paranoid?" third eye asked. "We've been over this before. Being a scared little puppy all the time is not a way to live."


"Woof, woof, woof! Hanegal, Iben, how can you two be sure he's not some evil dude from the storm up above?!" Alene barked. "He's bad news!"


Alene shaking like a leaf, the chimera could hardly believe what he was hearing. This girl was twice as terrified as he was. How was that even possible? She made him look like a brave soldier who was fearless in comparison. If she was going for the crown of most afraid person ever, she would win.


"This dude, evil?" Mellem asking, laughing. "That's crazy talk! He looks like he'd trip over a tree stump and die."


Fox girl acting like he could die almost immediately upon tripping, the early adult gasped. How could she say something like that to him? He was hardly that weak. Was this some sort of scripted dialogue? Maybe it was. He shouldn't allow himself to get too worked up over it.


"Honestly, I'm thinking the opposite," Niquel said. "Maybe he's the one who might save us from that storm cloud?"


Assuming such inquiry had been part of the script, the chimera nodded. Was that why he was here? Maybe that was the reason at this point. He did not know anymore. The mission objectives have already begun to get muddy. But, he supposed, this was the only way to complete this story. It had to have been the only way.


"Well, good luck, then," Niquel said, turning her back. "Complete this story."


Nightfall soon arriving, the soldier let out a yawn. Why was he feeling so tired all of a sudden? Finding camping equipment lodged in his bag, the chimera set up his tent back in the eastern forest in the corner. Rolling around inside the temporary sleeping quarters, the hyena closed his eyes as the world of sleep was about to take him away.


What could he possibly do to save this place, anyway?


***


"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, so, scary, this is all just


So scary! Terrifying and absolutely
Crazy! That domain that
Appeared at the top of the mountain
Range, eek! How did he get here?
Yikes, it's so creepy and


Downright scary!
Oooooooooooooooooooh, how did it get here?
Maybe I can pretend it's not there
And go on with my day, woof, woof!
It's terrifying! So very
Nasty and terrifying!


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how, how did this get here?


Stay away, stay away!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, stay away,
Please, please, please,
Eeeeeeek, I just, I can't, I
Really can't, I I'm super


Duper scared right now!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, stay away, stay away,
Please, stay away! That door to doom,
Even though I'm pretty sure it's just a part of the script, I'd
Rather not go in there! Nope, I don't even want to think about


Something as scary as that place up there! Nope, I just
Can't do it! I'm not brave enough to go in there
And, I am most certainly not brave enough to fight those scary shadow monsters! I
Really can't do it okay! Don't look at me!
You-- you have to look away from me, please!


Don't wanna get involved into any of this
Of course I'm always a bit of a fraidy dog! But
Maybe I wouldn't be if everything wasn't so dang scary!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, when that storm cloud appeared,
It's all begun to go downhill! Immediately!
Not like I have the galls to defeat anything!


Aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,aaaaaaaaaaah,aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah,
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't function under this pressure!


Why did that soldier guy go and remove the seal? Why did he
Have to go and do that? I sealed the portal to this world to keep
All kinds of bad people out of here!
Though, it seem like that's not going to do anything for me anymore, is it? It's been broken!


It's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken, it's been broken!
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, I just I, I don't understand


That soldier guy! I don't know how he got here!
How did he do that?! How did he get in here?
Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah.
This can't be possible. I know I laid


Down the post powerful seal of all time so not even
One single person can manage to break it!
If he was able to break it down like that! Oh
No, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! He's
Gonna make this place explode!


Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's going to make this place
Explode. Explode, explode, go shakala boom!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he's going to make Simulanka
Explode! He's here with evil intent!


Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaaaaah ,aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaah,
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."


Waking up the next morning, Alene's shadow appeared outside of his tent. Seeing such, the chimera groaned. What in the world did she want? Was she here to declare him evil again? If so, he did not want to hear it. He was not a villain here. Quite the opposite on all fronts.


"There's a super, duper scary domain at the top of the mountain!" Alene barked.


Hearing such, the chimera rolled his eyes up towards the stormy sky. A scary domain, huh? He would be the judge of that. She was exaggerating, for sure. It had to have been nothing more than a typical story dungeon. She could handle that, couldn't she? What was she so afraid of?


"Super scary domain? You say that about everything," Mellem said, shaking her head. "Soldier dude, before you go climb the mountain and go conquer whatever might be in that domain, I recommend you follow the flow of the story, and help some paper frogs win the race."


Hearing such, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. He had to do what now? Help the paper frogs in a race? What did any of that have to do with completing a story? He didn't know, but it sounded kind of random, and like it had been thrown into the story without a second thought.


"But, they always need help anyway!" Alene shouted. "And, we can't ever do anything to help because we're supposed to be, 'the tricky, cunning dog and fox that trick everyone' in this story!" She let out a cry. "I don't wanna trick anyone!"


"I know you don't, you say that every single time this topic gets brought up!" Mellem said, sighing. "But, as you know, and have known for years, no, centuries now, we are part of this story whether we like it or not. We really ought to follow the plot."


Hearing such, the questions kept on rolling. once again. Were these real or fictional? So much of them pointed towards being unreal, the chimera could hardly stand it. He could not find any reason to believe the opposite, but the opposing point had holes in them, too.


"What's keeping you here?" Mellem asked. "Don't you have a story to complete? But, surprising blurted words had come her way.


"Ma'am, are you real, or fictional?" the hyena accidentally blurted out, but he soon covered his mouth. Archons, why did he say that just now? Unbelievable. He had done it now, he had definitely asked a sensitive question that would get him killed. It was over, he was finished, done, kaput.


"Does that matter? There's ten of us here, including me," Mellem responded, sighing. "But, since you asked, we both exist and don't at the exact same time. Don't bother trying to make sense of it right now, okay? Now, please, go."


Knowing if, he stayed her even a moment longer, he would be a head rolling on the ground, the chimera stared off into space as he headed off towards the pond in the corner. They exist, yet, they also don't? What did that even mean? He could feel puzzle pieces fall out of his head as he tried to piece it together.


Moving towards the pond, the early adult kept the thoughts rolling. How could one possibly exist, yet not exist in the same breath? Were they ghosts? Maybe that was what she meant. A spirit existed, but did not in the same vein. But, he knew that information did not quite make sense.


These people, if they were ghosts, how could he, a chimera with no sixth sense, see them? That had to have been impossible, even for a storybook. He had been a person from reality. And, in the real world, he could not see the supernatural without extreme circumstances in place.


Almost near the pond from the day prior, the hyena shook his head. What did it matter if these girls were ghosts or not? He knew it was better to not question it. They were just following the script. So, there was no way he'd get an answer on such subject. Not like it mattered, anyway.


Squirrel whistling to get his attention, the hyena ran off towards the noise. Hearing such, the hyena let out a sigh. Did this creature serious have to do that to get his attention? Unnecessary, for sure. Creatures soon telling him they were thirsty, but the pipes were in the wrong spot, the chimera blinked. What was he supposed to do in this situation?


Rotating the pipe into the correct position, and the second on only one way, the soldier scratched his head. So, how would the squirrels get their juice if they pipes didn't work the right way? Attempting multiples times on repeat, the liquid stopped in its tracks, but he had soon come to a sensible realization.


Rotating the pipe as it moved, the liquid had reached the cup. Berry juice slapped down, the chimera stared off into space. All they wanted was juice, right? Was this even part of the story? Maybe he shouldn't have gone and done this. He was wasting time on this.


Dashing towards the pond, multiple talking frogs had begun to request his assistance. Hearing such, the soldier blinked. What was the word that described those who could not control their own bodies to move? Non playable character, background character, stock character? He didn't know. Maybe none of those words were the right one, in the long run. Probably not. What was a non-playable character, anyway? It's not like he was in some game world, or anything. He wasn't some character created by the imagination of someone else to be used like a chess piece to be the central protagonist. Certainly not.


Throwing such thoughts away, the paper frog creatures called out to him again. Amphibian declaring it can't move on its own, the soldier blinked. Why couldn't they move on their own, anyway? What was that all about? They had certainly gotten themselves on those lilypads. That was a load of garbage.


But, the hyena knew he had no choice but the help the frog creatures. He had to get the story to somehow reach its conclusion. Ignoring any obstacle he did not understand would spell doom for him. He could not do that for any reason. Heading off towards the frog, a tip had come his way.


Amphibian toy telling him to pull on his string, and guide him from lilypad to lilypad, the chimera scratched the side of his head. Was it really all that simple? He could not help but feel it had to have been far more complicated than that. But, he knew he couldn't sit by and let it get too difficult to figure out.


First frog far up ahead, the chimera pulled on the switch from behind the frog. Hopping too far from the first lilypad, the hyena jumped four steps back. Why had that been a step too far? What was going on here? Competing frog winning, the early adult sighed. Back to the drawing board.


Enemy frog always one pad away, the early adult attempted to have the frog leap two spaces instead of one, but such proved to be an arduous task. Opponent winning again, the hyena snapped his fingers. How was it fair that this character was so far up ahead from his opponent? Maybe he should get a bit of a head start with his end to get the story done once and for all.


Frog pushed up a pad ahead, the odds had begun to will into his favor once and for all. Paper amphibian winning the race, the early adult huffed a breath. He supposed it was time to get to the top of the mountain and check out that domain that had been apparently scary, the chimera had begun ascending the mountains in the forest portion of the map.


But, what awaited him all the way at the top of the mountain had been the rather unusual sight to be see. Bright red portal. Seeing such, the chimera flinched. Why was this door red? Something was not right here. He had to get to the bottom of it as soon as possible.


Finding himself in a large toy world, the chimera tilted his head. Was this supposed to be the so called scary domain Alene had stumbled upon? What was so terrifying about this place? It had been typical of a dungeon, but toyified. Had he been a doll put in a discard pile? Maybe.


Spotting Hanegal, Iben, Mink and Niquel within the domain's walls, the soldier could not help but wonder. What were these four doing here? Were they a part of this strange story? He was starting to think the contrary. They were just here to mess with things, probably. That had to have been it.


"I could have sworn Cyril told us he got this domain all figured out!" Hanegal shouted.


"Nah, course he don't," Iben said, rejecting such. "He's always talking in tongues. Him, and Wanta."


"That hardly matters now!" Mink exclaimed. "Well, anyway! We gotta go defeat those-- ah what were they called--yookae?"


"Yokai," Niquel corrected.


"Right, let's defeat the yokai!" Mink exclaimed again.


Hearing the word yokai, the early adult could hardly comprehend what he was hearing? What would such creatures be doing in a place like this? Hadn't he been in a land full of paper creatures, and ink plus fruits? He wasn't quite following along with this story. He wasn't at all. None of this was tracking.


Moving through the strange toy dungeon, the questions continued throwing themselves out in the open. So, why had there been yokai here? How did they get here? This was a world beyond the seven, and it couldn't have been possible to have monsters that existed outside these world. No way that was even remotely possible.


"Okay, hero of the hour," Iben said in a prideful tone. "Let's defeat these yookayee together!"


"Yokai!" Niquel corrected.


Hunt being on, the party of five had begun to run from side to side. But, something had immediately changed upon doing so. Forest being laced in bright pink, the chimera scratched his head. What in the world was this domain? And, what yokai was he hunting exactly? He could not quite narrow such down.


Pink petals fluttering through the sky, the early adult had noticed something rather peculiar about this rain. Sakura blossoms becoming pitch black in a matter of moments, the soldier blinked. Did he miss something dangerous just now? Maybe he had. He needed to pay attention.


Running towards the monster in question, a large, pitch black cherry monster spit out explosive pits from its throat. Seeing such, alarm bells rang in the chimera's head. What was going on here? These monsters, something wasn't right about them at all whatsoever. Cherry blossoms, weren't they pink? How could they become yokai like this?


Removing his greatsword from his satchel, the early adult tried with all his might to attack these spherical balls of doom. But an immediate shield had overtaken them. Creatures slamming their feet into the ground, the floor cracked beneath. Party of four ahead dropping down onto the floor beneath, the hyena attempted to watch his step.


But, such had been impossible. Dropping down to the lower flower, he could see the party of four losing the battle up ahead. Seeing such, he scratched his head. Was this scripted, too? This world, maybe it did follow a script. It had to have been. But, his thoughts had soon been cut off as explosives had come his way.


Boom, boom, boom, crackle, boom.


Explosives decorating his chest in seconds, the hyena could feel his heart begin to race. What was that just now? Why was he caught in the bombfire? He did not understand. Wasn't the proclaimed hero supposed to win? Further explosions giving him further damage, the chimera let out a weak huff. But, he tried to hold on. No, no, he had to win this. He had to do this.


But, such had been immediately impossible, bomb barrel coming from up above, the early adult dropped down onto the ground, world spinning, the chimera could not longer hang on. Ah, this was it. Story end, book over, the hero had lost. How a downer ending. Losing consciousness in a span of seconds, one last thought churned.


There it is.


The so called tree stump of death.


***


"I can't believe it, like I


Was actually joking when I said
All that! That he's
So weak that he'd


Just die if he fell
Over a tree stump! I
Know that's kind of a bit of an exaggeration
In the end, but wow, it actually happened!
No, okay, he didn't
Go and die, just got knocked out


And all that, but
No, he actually
Did go and pass out from getting


Hit only once! You gotta be kidding me!
Eh, some kind of hero he is, huh? You


Really can't make this up!
Especially since it just happened,
And I was proven correct in my
Line of thinking! He really
Let me down, I was hoping he wasn't that weak,
Ya know? But, it looks like I got to put


Down some chips and take another gamble. Let me see,
I bet! He won't even last a week here!
Do I think he's going to live


Long enough to even complete this story?
Of course I don't!
So, it's a waste of time to
Even consider him worth the


Effort to pay any sort of
Attention to!
So, like, I really can't believe this.
I can't believe I was right on the money! This soldier is a
Little, no very weak!
You know, I should have taken double or nothing. I would have won!"


Coming to the next morning to find himself back in his tent, he could see the fox girl waiting outside for him with a sinister look on her face. Seeing such, the soldier crossed his arms across his waist. Alright, what was so funny? What in the world did she find so hilarious? Whatever she was laughing about, it definitely wasn't funny.


"Okay, so, like, you really did fall onto a tree stump and die!" Mellem exclaimed, pointing and laughing. "Okay, well, you're still alive, but how could you not take a cherry bomb? Those aren't even strong yokai!" She kept on giggling. "You're supposed to be, what the hero of this story? Not even three fourths into the first chapter, you're already defeated! Wimp!"


"Aww, come on Mellem, that's not nice, bark, bark!" Alene exclaimed, barking.


"But, it's true! He's weak, and pathetic!" Mellem barked back. "Well, you know what? Forget the yokai in the domain. Go help the princess squirrel with her problem. maybe you'll come back stronger and less likely to die to a stupid tree stump when you do." As she said such, she turned her back. "I can't stand to watch you anymore, so I'm turning my back to you. Bye!"


"Waah, Mellem, wait!" Alene said. "Woof, woof, woof, woof. Gah, human language, human language!" She made a lot of weird meditation noises as she tried to channel her humanity back into the building, or forest, rather. "Um! Right! Princess squirrel she's up high on the scary heights of the cliff! She needs help going through some hoops!"


Climbing upwards towards the peak of the mountain, the soldier's thoughts brewed into a stew. Perhaps, just maybe, if he helped this squirrel princess perform her challenges she needed to do, the evil cherry monsters would be cleared out of this story. That had to have been it, surely.


Reaching the peak of the mountain, a squirrel with a strawberry pattern and a crown awaited him. Locking eyes with her, he couldn't help but wonder. What did he have to do exactly to help her? Was this going to be a difficult task? Maybe it was going to be. Or, perhaps it wouldn't be. He was not sure. Origami eyes blipping the toy spoke.


"You there, help me through these rings!" the princess said. "Hold onto me and throw me at a certain angle."


Hearing such, the early adult blinked. Come again? He had to do what now? Hold her and throw her at a certain angle? What would that do? How would that even work? He was starting to feel rather unsure about it. Grass rings appearing out of nowhere, the games begun.


Tossing the princess through the rings, such had failed rather quickly. Not able to get her through the rings in unison with one another, the hyena tilted his head. He had to get her through every single one of them? Why and how? How would he be able to accomplish something like that? No way.


Trying again, the failures continued to pile themselves up into a box. What wasn't he doing right here? Failures continuing on and on, nothing made a lick of sense. What wasn't he doing right here? And, how could he fix it? Was there a way to complete this? Maybe there wasn't.


Trying again, it all kept failing over and over again in unison of one another. Squirrel princess asking if the goddess of creation even bothered to put a brain inside him, the hyena rolled his eyes towards the stormy sky. Was the storm giving her an attitude? He wasn't having any of this right now.


"Ah, no princess," an alpaca said. "This one here's an outlander."


Hearing such, the soldier blinked. Did he give off some tourist vibes, or something? Maybe he needed to try harder to hide them. Taking a deep breath, the soldier tried the challenge again. Failing five times more, he kept trying with all his might to clear the first round. Discovering a secret wind current, he had the princess slap against it.


Rings all aligned by the wind, the soldier tried again. Passing through all of them, he could hear Her Royal Majesty the Squirrel scream take her through the next round of them. Hearing such, he obliged, with much difficulty. First round done and dusted, the hyena ascended further up the mountain.


Feeling the air get thinner, the hyena tried with all his might to keep his breath from dying. This squirrel, just how high did she want to go? If he were to go any higher up the mountain, he'd be eaten up by that red storm cloud, for certain. But, he knew that was quitter's talk. He had to help her get through this.


Rings all over the place, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Why were these rings all over the place? Couldn't they at least try to all stay in one spot? Grabbing ahold of the princess, he attempted to disregard all that. Surely, if he tried his best, he could get her through the rings, in a heartbeat.


Grass hoops getting further and further apart, the hyena failed to get the princess through them once again. Rings swishing to and fro, the hyena could feel reality, or fiction, rather, begin to crack. How could he possibly do this? There was no way he would be able to get her to pass this trial. Not a chance.


Trying again, the failures continued. Nothing doing, the hyena was ready to rip out entire locks of his hair. Archons above, or rather, Goddess of Creation above, what had she made? This challenge was impossible. How would he ever be able to get her through these rings? They were moving too fast.


"If I had known you were so brainless in there, I'd have asked Melmel to help me!" Princess Squirrel shouted, sighing. "Alright, fine, here's a tip. Make me hit that flower over there, and whoosh! Everything will line up!"


Sighing up a storm, the chimera had the princess squirrel hit the flower. Rings aligning themselves up with one another, he tried his luck again. Rodent able to fly through the rings rather quickly, the early adult let out a huff. Running towards the other side to get her through the last bit of them, the next round took him even higher.


Reaching the highest peak of the mountain, the soldier could feel himself lose his footing. But, he tried to gain his balance. He was quite high off the ground, wasn't he? High enough to reach Celestia. But, he knew he had to help finish this challenge. There was no time to waste.


Helping the squirrel through the rest of the rings on a time limit, he had been deemed not useless by Her Majesty the Strawberry Origami Squirrel. Rodent refusing to give him her actual name, he shrugged. It's not like she was real, anyway. What did he need her name for. Challenge reaching its conclusion, the hyena prepared to exit the area.


But, the soldier's footing once broke loose once again. Body bending backwards, the soldier had soon been airborne. Dropping down faster than his body could keep up with, the chimera closed his eyes. Soon, the sweet ink death trap would await him. He should have been more careful.


"Awoo!" Alene howled.


Tendrils and tongue hands soon grabbing ahold of him, the early adult caught his breath. Hearing Alene's cries from down below, he could feel a wave of gratitude flow through him. He supposed, if it weren't for her, he would be signing his own obituary right about now.


"Caught ya," Hanegal said, huffing. "Try not to be too much of a klutz next time, okay? 'Cause my wings ain't be stable, so I can't use them for long without them cracking."


Hearing such, the soldier could not comprehend the words he had just heard. What did Hanegal say? Her wings crack if she uses them too much? Was she made out of glass, or something? He supposed, anything was possible in the context of a book. Brought down to the ground, Iben turned his head towards the right and left.


"Hmm, I hear someone knocking," Iben said. "Foreigner, that must be for you." He then reached for the back of his pocket. "Ah, right, right, what did the goddess say, uh. Kiss this bookmark, and you can get out of here." Handing the bookmark off, he crossed his arms across his waist. "And, of course, we'll make sure Alene would seal this place off again. Tata for now."


Kissing the bookmark, the chimera returned to the room he had been in previously. Agent stamping his boots loudly within the hidden section in the library, the early adult gulped. Oh, no, had he taken too long on this mission already? He was done, finished, a goner.


"Stop taking so long on mission, soldier!" the Agent shouted. "It's been a week!"


Hearing such, the early adult blinked. A week? No way that could have been right. Impossible, there was no way. It had to have only been three days since he went inside there. Totally. There was no way it had been that long. The Agent was pulling his leg, surely. But, as he had been lost in thought, shouts came his way again.


"I told you that if you take too long, Her Majesty will hear of it!" the Agent shouted. "Go back to Snezhnaya, and rethink your strategy!"


Removing his teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket, the hyena opened it up into map form. Military Barrack waypoint highlighted, the chimera cruised through the icy cold hallways. Reaching the soundproof room after twenty minutes of walking, he stared at the wall. A week? How could that be? But, he supposed time passed differently in the real world than it did in Simulanka.


Wave of intense fatigue devouring him, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform soon removed, and glasses put away, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Wave of sleep ready to take him away at any given moment, one last thought dragged itself down within him into the land of dreams.


Why were time in the real world and Simulanka not the same?

 

[Palamon]

10: Simulanka Simulcara 2: Dragons, Fab Cat, and Darkness Spat

"I have to go back to Simulanka?


How can this be?
Absolutely ridiculous, Your Majesty.
Very, absolutely ridiculous.
Even I can tell at this point


That this is not going anywhere
Of course it's not


Going to go anywhere
Obviously, at this point I have learned this may as well


Be a place where no one
At any point will gain anything from this.
Can't she just cancel this mission? I don't
Know, it'd certainly be better if she did.


Though, I know her, she
Obviously won't do it.


So, I have to continue
It even if there's next to no value, Her
Majesty refuses to yield.
Ugh, so it's the same as always, and it's very
Likely going to go on
At least until I complete this.
Now, I seem to be on some sort of time limit. I
Know this, there's very little time left
And last time I took


A real world week, and I
Got screamed at for it
And, now I know
I have to hurry up
Now, I have to


Be quick, or, she's going to kill me,
Unleash a world of
Terror upon my person.


Why can't she understand that this
Has a lot of issues,
Your Majesty, I just


Am asking you to
Maybe reconsider this,


It's just impossible for me in any way to


Overtly do this within the time limit it's
Not possible
Cannot foresee this even reaching an
End, because I am going to fail within her strict rules,


And she's going to kill me. I don't
Get it, Your Majesty, why
Are you putting me on a time limit lately? Am
I failing to perform, so
Now you're timing it?


Oh, Your Majesty, I truly apologize there's
Nothing I can


Truly do here, and I
Have no idea
If I can do this any faster
So, I will not be


Making myself rush if
I simply don't know if I can
So, it's better I don't.
She's going to kill me for this,
I know at this point
One wrong move, and I'm good as dead.
Nothing will convince me otherwise be the


Wheel that will be the
Harbinger of my
End. Ah, no I
Really shouldn't be saying that
Even though it is true,


It's just that now, Her Majesty can


Hear me. She's listening at
All times, and I
Very much know that
Everything rests on me not failing


This time, so I have to go
On to try harder, I won't


Get a second chance.
Obviously, there's not any chance


I'm going to get one.
Nothing is going to go as planned
So, I have to find out
If I can accelerate my workload so I can
Do this in the bubble she wants
Eh, at least, if you're


Timing me, tell me
How much time
I have. It'd be quite helpful,
Since I would know a


Best estimate
Of how much time I have,
Or how much I can hope to accomplish. I don't
Know. But, I do have to get up


And force myself to try harder,
Nix anything that
Doesn't make sense


It's not like I


Have to sleep inside
A fictional story, right? I
Very much don't have to follow the rules of reality.
Eh, so if three days in Simulanka equal a week I need


Yield all that's holding me back.
Especially since I just don't know what
That is, so I


Am going to have to
Get up and find it
At least attempt to find
It as I am throwing everything at the board,
Nothing is landing.


But, at this point,
Everything needs an answer
Everything needs an answer.
Now, I truly need to figure this out,


Put two and two together
Ultimately, I know
That I have issue


Or what's causing time in this world to
Not line up with reality


Ah, well, perhaps, I can ask someone on


The outside of it to read it.
It's not foolproof and
Maybe it will fail
Even so, I really should try and


Look for someone
I know can read this book.
Maybe another day, though, as
I have to focus on the mission first.
The other, less important details


Will just have to wait, I
Hardly think someone on the outside can come in,
You know? I believe this book


Doesn't have any real pages,
Or it's more like
Everyone who opens it, is the pages.
So, I'm a page in that book,


Hanegal is a page in that book,
Everyone inside there is a property of the tome. The
Rules seem to be pretty rigid. I


Myself, could very well be
A fictionalization of my actual self. I don't know, it's
Just something to consider,
Even so, I don't know at all,
So, for the moment, it's best
To just continue on with the mission,
Yes, it's better this way.


Now, at this moment I have
One thing that the most attention called
To it. The red storm cloud


Up above. I know by
Now it's the problem that
Does all of these
Especially erratic issues
Right now, it's
Simply the main catalyst for pretty much everything,
There is hardly any moments
At all where something hasn't gone awry.
Now, at least there's one thing I
Do not have to deal with: rage. So,


There is just one thing I
Hardly can comprehend
And, it's just something
That's not really adding up


To making sense. That red storm cloud
Has caused a lot of different things to happen
In a lot of different places,
So, let me recap so this


Perhaps makes maybe just a
Little more sense?
Alright, so in Fontaine, it
Caused everyone,
Except chimeras and the Iudex and a few


Rather important figures to be
Utterly enraged. And this lead to them
Not being able to keep a physical form, becoming
Shadows until the storm cloud left.


Okay, onto Sumeru,
Now things here aren't making


That much sense.
It would seem here supernatural phenomenon are
Mixing themselves up with dreams and they
End up bleeding together, but I


Don't truly know as
I have barely been sent to Sumeru.
For now, it's going as
Follows: chaotic.
Everything has become
Rather chaotic. And as for Liyue,
Eh? So, I am honestly
Not even sure what's happening in Liyue.
There's apparently fake Qilin everywhere.


For whatever reason, this is giving me
Really bad feeling.
Of course, I could just be
Making myself trying to find something


That simply isn't the case,
Hardly matters because I am not in Liyue as often lately.
Eh, that's how it is.


Removing the thread in Liyue might have to wait an
Eternity, as I have other things I have to get done
And, I know that's how it's
Looking, right now the entire


World is engulfed in this horrors
Of the shadow people, and I
Really can't go and free everything, it's
Likely impossible. I have to
Do everything one


Step at a time, I
Have to do
Everything one


Step at a time.
It's not in the cards right now,
Might have to just hope and
Pray to the archons someone else
Lifts a finger while I'm inside the tome.
Yes, for that is what's best right now.


Don't have to time to go
Over to Liyue and
End anything that's happening. It
Should no solely be up to me, anyway.


No one has the singlehanded capacity to fix all. It's a
One at a time thing. If I had a
Team, perhaps it'd


Go much faster, but I don't have anything like that
Even if I did, it's just the
Tip of the


Iceberg at this point.
There's too much that's gone


Into the deep end now
That now, I don't think anything at this point


Is ever going to return to normal,
So I really shouldn't bother myself with


Rather impossible things that aren't
Even going to happen. Like, why bother?
At least, for the moment, I just can't.
Look, what I should be focused on is
Leading myself to the end of Simulanka's story.
Yes, obviously, that's what I have to go


And do. I have to
Not myself too caught up in what does
Not matter, because
Obviously what's in front of me right now is what matters.
Yes, Simulanka, first and foremost
It's what is important at the moment,
No more overthinking
Get out of my imagination, and focus on finishing this story. That is key."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The cycle was a train going down circling tracks, never getting off the bumpy road. The elliptical was broken, holes in the track present pretty much everywhere. The night before him had been no different, as well.


Before him had been a field of alyssums. They were bright pink and white flowers sticking out a bushel. Seeing such flowers, the soldier could not help but wonder. Where in the dream world was he? He had never seen these flowers before in the mortal, waking world.


Seating himself beside the bushel, the chimera could not help but wonder for a second time. Where could the dream world have possibly taken him this time? Something about this place had been quite strange. Incomprehensible oddities. But, he supposed, such came with the territory. This was not reality.


Oddities coming out of the dreamworks, the soldier swore he could see an upside down castle off in the distance. Seeing such, the hyena scratched the side of his head. Why was the palace flipping itself around? Sky joining in on the ridiculousness, the early adult's dream head had begun to spin. What in the world is going on here?


World flipping sideways, the hyena's subconscious eyes had become jelly. What in the world is going on here? But, such had not been the end of the ridiculousness. Not in the slightest. Rotations continuing onwards with their rampage, the early adult nearly rolled off the hill. What was he, on some sort of hamster wheel? How annoying.


Turning his head towards the right and left, no such wheel of doom existed. Seeing such, the chimera stood up. But, such had been cancelled in a matter of moments. Subconscious body going flying, the castle doors from afar soon opened. Attempting with all his might to break free from the force, no such event occurred.


Slipping through the door at full speed, a rather peculiar room awaited him. Multiple instruments of torture awaiting him, the chimera's knees buckled. What in the world was this place? What was this, the stage of a world inside a book? How strange. He had never read a violent novel with torture in it a day in his life. The world of imagination had gone too far.


The torture awaiting him had started itself off early. Spikes and spurs decorating the floor, the chimera shook like a leaf. Would this ever end? He needed to get around this, no matter what. But, such had not been possible. Shark edges taking his shoes as a sacrifice, the triangular weapons of doom painted his soles red in a matter of moments.


Knowing he had no choice but to move forward, the early adult kept trying to evade the traps beneath him, but the impossibilities kept on lining themselves up one after another, the crimson sea around him had only begun to get deeper. Just how many spikes were there? Absolutely unbelievable. But, everything had only begun to worsen, triplefold.


Intense wave of pain taking him for a ride, tears streamed down the chimera's unfeeling face. Why did all of this feel so real? But, the hyena knew he couldn't let this break him down. What was he doing, letting this break him apart? He needed to get it together. Pressing on, it had only begun to worsen.


Spikes in front of him only increasing, the chimera let out a scream. Whoever designed this castle sure had a knack for torture. But, he knew he could not give into defeat. Forcing himself through the traps, the hyena could feel himself ready to break at any given moment. Any second now, and he would be swiss cheese.


Triangular weapons raising upwards from the ground, the chimera attempted to, once again, dodge everything around him. But, failure had once again taken him for a ride. Becoming a dart board, a scream did not penetrate into reality. What in the world is all this nonsense? This had become quite offhanded, for sure.


Weapon barrage only continuing to get worse, the holes continued to form one after another. Sea of red continuing, a powerful force had soon took him for a ride. Whiffing up a scent of simulated flames, the chimera's dream heart skipped more than seven beats. Any second now, and he would be toast upon a flame. He needed to get away as fast as he possibly could.


But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Dragged towards the burning coal death trap, the soldier surrendered. This was the end. There was nothing he could do. He was done, over, toast. Burning gravel upon the floor. Any second now, and his life would be sacrificed to the dream gods above.


Spikes dragged across his body every step of the way, the chimera prayed to the subconscious gods above to throw a bone. Something, anything, to put an end to this terror abound. Dream minutes speeding itself up faster by the chimera held on for dear dream life. Begging the world around him to let a miracle descend, the screams increased tenfold.


Sea of flames intensifying, the early adult closed his dream eyes. Any second now, and he would become ashes in the charcoal sea. An unrecognizable pile of coal, fueled for future families to come. If this was the setting for a horror novel, he would be the first one to go, for sure. Dream minutes accelerating themselves further, everything had begun to crack along the walls.


Dream body soon becoming one with the fireplace, his uniform had become nothing but ashes. Closing his dream eyes once again, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the subconscious battlefield. This was it. The losing battle. He was done, toast, a piece of charcoal ready to be burned away into nothing for all not real eternity. Feeling his subconscious life ready to end once again, the chimera sent his last thought to the darkness above.


Same night, same burning ending.


***


"I just have no idea who this


Dude is who came here, and I don't know how he broke Alene's seal.
Of course, I'd be lying if I said I cared about that seal. I don't give a single hoot.


Not like I'd say that,
Or anything. But, sometimes I want
To break the bad news and tell her I couldn't care less. But, the less she


Know about that, the better.
Now, sometimes, Hanegal tells me, 'you have to be honest with Alene, Mellem, and tell her
Outright that you think that seal
Was a bad idea to cast upon this


World.' Well, what would that do now?
Ha, what difference would it make now? That
Obviously doesn't matter anymore.


The seal has been broken apart.
Her seal had been obliterated, and
It's not like she can cast it again.
She can't quite redo a magic seal that has been


Gutted. Which is how it's been ever since we were given our curses of fox and hound.
Uh, so a question I get sometimes from Iben: 'don't
You regret tricking the youkai?'


I do, of course I do, one hundred percent. Right now, I currently have eight of my nine tails.
Since I am one away from the final one, I don't have much time left.


Well, I believe at this point I
Have, give or take maybe a century or so left.
Or less. I can feel the questions coming, so, uh I


Can explain. So, the curse I received upon tricking
A youkai, was, to be precise, 'curse of the kitsune.'
My body gains one new tail
Every half century or so. I have eight now. But, it would seem, the ninth one


Has slowed its progression of arriving.
Even so, once it grows, I will
Really be in jeopardy. So, this is what'll happen after
Eight tails becomes nine: I will die.


Although, it's actually a lot more complicated than that.
Now, yes, I will, indeed,
Die. But, that's only the beginning. I


Will be forced to live again, and complete an entire cycle of life a second time,
However, this second cycle, I will suffer
Awful, intense combustions at random,
That's my punishment for that


Horrible prank Alene and I pulled. So,
Even if I can somehow break free of my curse,


It'll only take me away in the end.
Since my curse can't be overturned.


To be perfectly honest, I've tried and tried. I've
Really tried to have my curse overturned, and
Yet, it's set into stone forever.
I am forever now, a fox goat. I was once a goat chimera,
Now, all that's left of my
Goat traits, are my horns.


That's all that left
Of my goat traits. They have


All completely disappeared. And it doesn't get much better from there, I
Can't exist in reality anymore. Even though I am still alive. I
Can no longer be considered an existing person by the world
Of time in the outside world. The curse tried to erase
Me. It tried to erase Alene, too.
Perhaps, I should explain in further detail, so
Let me go and explain her part
In this, I guess.
She and I wanted to get back at a youkai who tried to steal from us.
However, pranking a youkai in Inazuma is a


Big bad mistake that not a single person should ever do.
Uh, so, after we pranked them, on
The other side of this, Alene had been


Turned into a dog. She used to be a sheep chimera, with fairy wings, or something.
Of course, I never asked her about her lineage.


Because that's hardly my business.
Even if I wanted to, she'd never tell me. She tells me


Her lineage is something she doesn't really remember. Her mother? She tells me there's an
Obscured section of her memory that does
Not allow her to remember who
Even gave birth to her.
So, that part of her is missing. She's
Told me the countless times I


Have thought about asking her: don't bother, she can't remember!
Eh, to be honest, on that same note, neither do I.


Well, let me try to explain my side of this a little more.
I also feel a dense
Layer of fog clouding over the memory of my parents. It's
Like, I am not supposed to remember something like that.


Not supposed to dig that deep. Like, it's
Offensive information, or something. Does
That makes sense? A


Gazillion times, no. But, it's like, it's all been
Erased, just like me. Just like Alene. Just like
The rest of us.


All of us, the ten of us here
No longer exist.
Yet, I'm stuck here, still alive
Whilst time has determined to we're gone. Not
Here. And, yet we still persist in being alive. I still have a heartbeat, but
Even so, I no longer age, despite being over four-hundred years old. I cannot die or
Rather, I cannot be killed because I am not a product of time. The only thing that can kill me is my curse.
Even so, all records of me ever being born have gone away.


Where have they gone? Who can say?
I hardly have a clue But, no matter what I would do
To try and find them, I
Hadn't been able to before


Coming to this place. So, it's like they never even existed.
Once this curse
Made its debut, everything burned away.
Perhaps, the only traces of my existence are the very small group of people who suffered the same fate. This
Little group of ten. We all have
Experienced this at some point,
The erasure of our existence. But, the fact
It didn't complete, I guess that means were are forever stuck in limbo.
Not like it really matters in the long run. I cannot
Get out of this life situation.


There's is no way to reverse it.
Ha, well, I guess that's what
I get for tricking a youkai, one with
Supernatural powers. I


Shouldn't have pranked
That youkai, I should have never done that.
Oh, well, that's my fault. I
Really would go back in time and stop myself from doing that to that
Youkai if I had known this would happen to me.


Could I have gone and prevented this?
Of course not. There is
No way to go back in time. It
Shouldn't be possible, as far as
I am aware. And, I
Don't think, even if it were possible, I'd be able to change the
Ending. The outcome would be the same. They say fate is preordained. I didn't
Really believed that at first, but now
I do. Because, it makes sense. There's
No way that this wasn't fate. I do not think I could have
Gotten out of this,


This is something that was predetermined. I
Have heard, everyone in this world has a constellation.
Everyone's fate is ordained by the stars. I don't know my


Constellation, as I never gained a vision when I did exist,
Unless, I did, and it was simply erased.
Removed from the sky,
Redacted. Would I
Exist again, should I somehow, gain a vision?
No, probably not.
That would probably be a blessing, or a curse? Neither, who knows?


Shouldn't bother trying to think any further about any of this.
Here go all the what-ifs
All down the drain.
Perhaps, it doesn't
Especially matter what could or


Should have been.
I'm in Simulanka now.
Maybe that's for the best.
Unless I gain my ninth tail, I'll
Likely be here
Awhile. Probably forever, since time does
Not move the same as it does in the real world. I do not
Know how much slower,
And all that, as


I don't know how long I have been in here.
So, who can say? But,


I do know as I have
Not been able to return to reality ever since coming here.


Of course, if I
Had known of an exit,


Would I try to leave?
Eh, probably not? It's not
Like I'd ever try. It's not
Like I would want to. I do


Not know how Iben discovered there is a way
Out of here, but one of us have
Tried kissing that bookmark. It


Might have been a ticket out for that due, but I have
Yet to want to attempt it myself.


Problem with getting out of here, would it even matter? Where would be go, can people even see us? Mink surmises we'd be invisible. Like ghosts. Well, we aren't ghosts. Or, are we?
Really don't know.
Of course, I don't.
Because, I haven't tried it yet, and it's
Likely, I won't. Unless the story of this world dictates that's the
Ending, it's better I do not go too far of script.
Maybe I should try, but I don't want to tempt fate."


Upon waking up for the morning, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. Dreams weren't real. They were a fabrication of the subconscious mind of thoughts while asleep. Lifting himself upwards from the bed, the early adult had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena placed his uniform over his layered shirts, the soldier could not help but wonder. What was going on in Simulanka? The red storm cloud, how did it even reach the world inside a book? Such had been quite an anomaly. He did not understand. This did not make sense, in any capacity. Something about this wasn't adding up.


Staring at the steel wall, the inquires kept on rolling. Simulanka, was it real, or fiction? Perhaps, just maybe, it was real, even though it had just been a story. Some fictional events were based off real happenings, weren't they? Could this have been the case for this magical tome?


But, the chimera shook his head. Why in the world would any of this be real? It was a storybook. Someone had invented it that world, and he would find the creator if it was last thing he would do. Could the person who made this world be hiding inside the book somewhere? He would need to look for them.


Throwing such thoughts away, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings in place. Plain set adorning his hair to ears, the hyena stared off into space. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons truly what he wanted? Shaking his head, the soldier let out a sigh. No, of course this wasn't what he wanted.


Gazing at the rest of his hairpins and earring, the chimera let out a sigh. If he could go back in time, he would remove this point in time from existence. But, he knew that wasn't possible, in any capacity. Time only moved forward, never back. Why would it ever be able to reverse? He needed to stop letting this nonsense push through him.


Gazing at the Geo Delusion, the hyena could feel the questions roll around once more. The sinister orb, should he make us of it? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. Of course he shouldn't. That would be a terrible idea. If he were to use it now, he would put himself at risk. He could not allow for such to happen, no matter what. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


But, a loud interruption soon overtook the area. Hail slapping upon the window, the chimera rapidly shook his head. Was this Her Majesty's warning to use the Delusion? Gazing at it, he hook his head. No way, not a chance. He would not be using that sinister orb, even if she killed him for it.


Hail only getting louder, the early adult put his foot down. No way, he is not using this Delusion, not a chance. Her Majesty could cut his stomach, for all he cared, and the answer would still be the same. He cannot risk his health right now. No way, not at all, no chance in Celestia.


Hearing an extremely loud clap of thunder, the early adult let out a scream. Her Majesty was definitely incredibly angry right now. Could she hear everything he was thinking? Crackles getting louder and louder, the yelps continued. He would not back down on his refusal. No way.


Thunder getting even more frequent, the hyena dashed towards the barricaded window. Gazing upwards towards the sky, a bright red storm cloud had made its presence known up above. Monsters coming from deep inside, a wave of shock flowed through him as the hyena studied the creatures.


Studying the creatures for a moment, something was not right. Monsters looking like they had come straight out of Inazuma, it had come to his attention. The storm, was it displacing monsters from around the world? He can hardly believe it. Just how powerful was this force in the sky?


Hail barraging the window once more, the early adult jumped six steps back. What was he doing, dawdling like this? He was on a time limit. The hourglasses' sand had begun to fall faster. No more wasting time. He had to finish getting ready, or he was as good as dead. It was a crime to keep Her Majesty waiting.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the hyena stared off towards the barricaded window once more. What could possibly have been making Her Majesty so furious? Whatever it was that could have been, he needed to stay on her good side, no matter what. She could be watching him anywhere from Teyvat. He needed to perform to the best of his ability. He needed to get to the bottom of her rage. Could it have been caused by the red storm cloud?


But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. It was not his responsibility to regulate her emotions. If she were angry, that was her own undoing, not his. Throwing such thoughts away, the chimera adjusted his glasses. Buttons put in the correct holes, the chimera had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


The louder than ever before sound of Fatui Agent boots stomped onward with a fervor. Beat sounding chaotic, the chimera's heart skipped more than six beats. Was the Agent angry, as well? This rage was getting to be too potent, for sure. Turning his attention towards the door, the hyena prayed to the Dendro Archon he wasn't supposed to worship for smooth sailing. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena put on the most diplomatic face possible. Enough thinking, the time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "Continue with your current mission, but don't take another week to get further into the story inside!" His voice rose in volume as he said such. "Also, you need to write a report about your current progress." He kept going, for a moment. "Also, you must go to Liyue and have a special weapon maid to aid you on this mission."


Siorc jumped ten steps back upon hearing the Agent put him on a time limit once more. How was he supposed to get through this mission any faster? There was no way he could do that. Time in Simulanka passed at a different rate than it did in the real world. What was he supposed to do? Stop time in the outside world with a Delusion? That wasn't possible. It's not like he had a white fairy that could pause time. Not like something like that existed. No chance.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Quit getting stuck in your own head!"


The hyena flinched. Right, stop getting lost in thought, or he was as good as dead. He needed to focus, no matter what. Dawdling was a crime. If he kept Her Majesty waiting any longer, he would get punished, guaranteed. Bag shaking, the hyena turned towards his backside.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. No more dawdling.


"Good, I am going now, soldier," the Agent responded. As he said such, a satchel had been slammed on his backside. "But, remember, if you take too long this time, Her Majesty will hear of it!"


Agent departing from the area, the early adult removed the Teleport Waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. He had to hurry up and finish this report as fast as he possibly could. Highlighting the desert edges waypoint, the young soldier closed his eyes as the escort towards Fontaine began.


He needs to make more progress on this mission faster.


***


"It would seem that ever since
That red storm cloud had taken residence up in the


Sky, things have changed in Simulanka.
Everything used to be rather simple,
Everything was just a normal story, or possibly none at all.
Might be getting ahead of myself to
Say that this is an abnormal development. I have considered it


Likely that, whoever determines the events
Inside Simulanka could have added as, 'man vs nature plot' as a
Kneejerk to the audience, if you will. Now, this is a question Alene has asked me once, twice, 'Iben, can your third
Eye see into the future?' No. It can't. I have


Told Alene this at least twenty times now, but she seems to have a memory of a goldfish. This extra eye of mine, is apparently, a curse that
Had been left to me by an ancient Vishap, or something. When I was born, or wasn't born, rather. As that record was
Erased. From the bits and pieces I can remember before I was


Struck down before I was
Taken out of existence, people would always stare at my third eye.
Of course, I tried hiding it with my bangs, didn't work. I couldn't do much to hide it, it would be the
Root of all my problems. People would point at me, call me a monster, this creature, a fiend.
Yes, I heard it all, in my time, so


I'm kind of glad that, in the end, all traces of my existence in the real world are gone
Now. Being inside this book, being inside
Simulanka as a living being removed from time,
I don't really have to worry all that much about being ostracized. Still, I
Do wish, that, upon my
Erasure, or attempted full erasure, that third eye was removed.


So, I'd at least look normal.
I know Hanegal wishes the same thing, she was hoping she'd become normal, too. But, I guess even inside a
Magical world inside a book, I can't defy my fate of being this
Ugly creature with a green third pupil pulsating on my forehead. It's not
Like it does anything for me
At all, it just sees things differently, and
Nothing more, but this special little 'gift from the gods' from hundreds of years back, I don't even
Know anymore if that really happened,
As my memories of my time in reality


Have started to get muddy.
And I don't know what's what anymore.
Since, I am starting to have doubts I was ever real at all.


Could I have just been a creation of the goddess who made this place all along? At this point, if that
Happened to be the case,
And I am some sort of border between fiction and reality, It would
Not surprise me. I mean, look at me. Can I
Get anymore like the protagonist of a horror novel with my third
Eye? I have never seen anything in books where someone that like is the good guy, so I
Don't know. Maybe I am real, maybe I am fictional.


Not sure anymore. I have been inside the pages
Of this book for too long now that it all blends together into a
Wiggly blob. And, it's not like


I'm the only one who has
These weird things about them in here.


I'm just one of ten. Alene is a sheep dog with fairy wings, Mellem is an eight tail fox with goat horns.
Should I go on? Hanegal is some sort of creature with tendrils in the appearance of a human woman. Mink and Niquel are fairies who


Divided their two wings into one and they're split between them. Should
I go on? There's a sixty-five centimeter rat man who can make himself bigger, along with having
Fire wings that don't seem to hurt him. A cat man with a shark tail, who thinks he's the most
Fabulous person here. Alright, that last bit was just because
I am annoyed by him
Constantly saying he's fabulous, okay,
Ugh, let's continue. Two pandas who are dragons. I'm starting to think, it's
Like, maybe all of
This could have been backstories implanted into my brain.


These properties just sound unreal, right?
Of course they do. To any normal person, this


Doesn't sound normal.
Even though I am a chimera, and
That already isn't something that's normal,
Everyone knows people aren't born with three eyes. Everyone knows the
Rules of the world. Everyone knows
Most people aren't born with wings. So,
I constantly question if I'm real.
Not like it matters, though. My
Existence can't be proved anymore. I


Have to accept that it's entirely possible I could just be a sentient fictional character
Or something similar.
Well, I guess that's already par for the course.


Oh, well, I am getting
Rather long


Winded now, so I
Have to stop going on this crisis about my
Existence and whether I ever did or
Not. Who knows? I probably did.


Though, I can't prove it.
Ha, well, whatever, it should not matter,
Oh, but I am curious about that new dude that came in recently.
Uh, don't even know his name. But, he seems like he's from the real world. I don't know what he's trying to
Gain from completing this story, but I suspect
His entrance changed everything, and flipped the script."


Teleport Waypoint taking him to the desert edges as usual, the chimera turned his head upwards toward the sky. Was it just his imagination, or was there some intense energy in the air? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. There couldn't have possibly been. The storm cloud had departed. It hadn't returned, had it?


But, the early adult cut up such thoughts with a scissor. There was nothing wrong here. There was no time to dawdle. He had to get any extra thoughts not related to message out of his mind. Climbing down the mountain and pressing the button in the corner, the wooden vessel had soon appeared out of nowhere.


As the hyena cruised the vessel across the water, the chimera could not help but wonder. Could the storm be returning? His eyes twitched at the thought of such. All his hard work was about to be erased, gone, dead. He couldn't allow that to happen. The storm could not return, no matter what.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor after about thirty minutes, the early adult sniffed. What was that burning scent on the air? But, he had soon heard a sea of cheers from afar. Hearing such, the hyena jumped ten steps back. What was that noise just now? What was going on here?


Cheers getting louder as he ascended the staircase, the chimera's knees buckled. What was going on here? Was there some sort of fight going on around here? Was everyone back to being angry? Perhaps, just maybe, the storm had come back after all. Staring upwards towards the sky, not a single storm cloud had been in sight.


Shrugging, the chimera took the glass lift like usual. Noise continuing to grow, the hyena continued to attempt to tune it all out. But, what awaited him upon reaching the top floor was something quite unexpected. People holding a grilling party at the Aquabus waiting area, the soldier backed up. What is happening here? Why is there a party out here like this? This was a horrible place to host a barbeque.


Rich nobody offering him a slab of steak, the hyena refused. Now wasn't the time to eat. Who eats meat towards the early afternoon hours? No one did. It was almost noon. It was far too early to be eating such a thing. Pressing the button to call for the Aquabus, he could hear multiple people attempt to invite him to the party.


Aquabus shortly arriving, the Melusine tour guide mentioned some safety precautions in the corner. Hearing such, the early adult blinked. If grilling here wasn't safe, why were people doing it? Couldn't they do it inside their own homes, or something? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. What did he care? Seating himself on the seat furthest from the tour guide, the vessel left the station.


As the vehicle of automatic movement pushed forward, the hyena could not help but wonder. Why had there been a party going on, at the moment? It felt so out of nowhere, he could hardly grasp it. Was this something that happened normally around Fontaine?


But, the early adult threw such thoughts out the window. Fontaine was in a league of its own of peculiarities. Or, perhaps, just maybe, oddities just happened to occur when he had been on the premises. Surely, it was just a coincidence there had always been a lot of ridiculous hustle and bustle in the Nation of Justice.


Reaching the Court of Fontaine after about half an hour, the early adult cracked his knuckles. It was time to head to Palais Mermonia and write his report and return to Simulanka as fast as he could possibly muster. There was no time to waste. The sand was beginning to fall faster.


But, such speedy movement had been over far before it could even begin. City already rather busy, the chimera had been swallowed whole by the crowd. Why were there so many people here? What in the world was going on? He needed to hurry along. What was he still doing here? Maybe he should just teleport to Palais Mermonia.


Such attempt was an immediate failure. Squeezed far too tight by the generic nobodies, such attempt to reach for his proxy map was cancelled out in seconds. Ready to be turned into a pancake any second now, the soldier surrendered. There was no chance he was going to able to fast travel throughout Fontaine, ever, was he?


Smelling a meaty scent on the air, the hyena readied to surrender himself to the food archons above. He could hardly believe this. Why were people grilling in the streets? That was a safety hazard, wasn't it? It couldn't have possibly been a good idea to grill with so many people around.


People hauling grills everywhere, the chimera tried to break free from the sandwich he had become. Couldn't people host these parties inside their rich homes instead of in a pedestrian area? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Some people were the scums of society, for sure. But, he suppose that was way too harsh of an opinion. It was just a party.


Crowd clearing out, the hyena swore he could hear people shouting at one another from both sides of the street. Feeling tension in the air, the chimera turned his attention towards the strangers. Mountains of spice dropped upon their cooked meat, the hyena shook his head in disappointment. What was this, cutthroat kitchen? Shouts continuing, the hyena could not tune anything out.


"I'm going to win!" stranger number one shouted.


"No, I'm going to win this cook off!" stranger number two shouted. "Watch me!"


People raising their flames even faster, the chimera turned his attention towards the bushes. A cook-off? Out in the streets where plant life was present everywhere? Wasn't that dangerous? At least do it in the woods where less people populated. But, the chimera kept himself silent. It wasn't in his place to say anything.


Special Security Patrol Officer coming down the street with her musket out, the soldier jumped five steps back. Now was the worst time to run into her, for sure. Any second now, and heads world roll. Grilling in the public streets. He was about to witness arrests everywhere, guaranteed. But, such was not the case; luck was dead.


"Stay within the safety zone!" the leader of Special Security Patrol shouted. "And, you! Stay in the pedestrian lane!"


Fingers pointed at him, the early adult pushed himself into the pedestrian lane. Right, what was he doing, straying off the path like this? Screams continuing to and fro, the soldier gazed at the purple haired lady. How in the world was something like this allowed? There had to have been some sort of miscommunication somewhere down the line.


Running across the pathway, the competition had begun to heat up at a rapid pace. Hearing such, the chimera could not help but wonder. Who, or what rather, was this competition for? Was there a prize on the line? He didn't know. He supposed he had come here at the wrong time.


Generic nobodies flipping their steaks upwards rapidly, the soldier could feel a wave of doom flow through him. If the competition got any more intense, steaks could come flying towards him any second now. He could not let himself get caught into such steakfire. Accelerating the speed of his sprint, the western streets were approaching.


People bickering about winning as he cut past Chioriya Boutique, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was this some sort of annual competition, or something? Maybe it had been. He hardly knew anything about what happened around these parts. Why would he know? He was quite clueless on this subject.


Staying in the middle lane, the chaos continued to unfold itself, people threatening to throw them out of the competition with a little extra salt, the hyena shook his head. What were they going to? Leap over the safety line and swap people's salt with sugar? Such notion of sabotage in plain sight would be stupid.


But, as if his foresight were twenty-twenty, a steak flew across the air. Jumping off towards the left, the soldier huffed and puffed. Was a generic nobody trying to act in sabotage, or were someone's fingers made out of butter? He had to get away from here, and fast. The competition was heating up.


Here comes Charlie.


Sudden gust of wind pushing the piping hot meat towards him, one-hundred-eighty-degrees celsius of cooking meat sat upon his chest. Intense heat throwing him for a loop, the soldier let out a scream. Who threw that? Heated juices Slipping through his uniform, the shouts continued. He had to get this thing off of him, right now.


But, the chimera knew he would immediately knock his hand out of commission if he did that. Now was not the time to make damaging decisions that would affect his mission. But, such had been a mistake as an annoying pest had come running towards him at lightning speed.


Steak flinging off the grill and landing on an unsuspecting pedestrian, Earl sprung into action. Why did his hands get so slippery all of the sudden? Maybe there was a ghost around that really wanted to eat his steak! But, his tune and dance changed as he heard a familiar scream.


Hearing his future husband scream in agony, Earl ran towards his lover in waiting. Why was the wind working against him today? What a monster the weather was being right now. He would save Siorc from irreversible damage. Heatproof gloves on, the meat slab had been removed. He could feel himself hear wedding bells. Wasn't he the perfect wife for saving him?


"Sorry about that, Siorc!" Earl cried. "Are you okay?"


Heart pounding out of his chest, the early adult glared at the pesky thorn in his side. Why couldn't he watch where he threw that thing? But, the words wouldn't come out. What point would it be to get angry? There wasn't any point. Nodding, he attempted to walk away, but the grating voice soon continued.


"There's steak sauce on your uniform!" Earl shouted. "Let me wipe that off for you!"


The chimera rolled his eyes towards the sky. Absolutely ludicrous nonsense, he didn't need this pest to clean him up. But, it had already been too late, the wet cloth had been placed upon him. Groaning, the soldier attempted to bite the hand that feeds. Who cares if his uniform was dirty? He could wash it himself later.


"All done!" Earl shouted. "Try to avoid any flying steaks, okay?"


Earl stepping back towards his grill, the hyena slapped his palm on his face. This penguin should change his name to captain obvious. But, he kept such remark to himself. He should not bother to utter such nonsense. Pushing through the streets with caution, the newsstand had soon been passed by.


Seeing an article about the latest perfume on the streets, the chimera gagged at the ridiculous headline. A Fontainan can smell like Mora with one spritz? Who in the world wrote these articles? They should be fired. Running towards the stairs, another scene of unfortunate events soon took him for a ride as yet another piping hot slab of meat came towards him.


Chest a meat magnet, the hyena let out another shout. Why could people watch where they were throwing things? Another familiar pest walking his way, the hyena almost wanted to snap his fingers. Great, another penguin. Why was he cursed to meet this family every time he was in Fontaine? He needed a vacation from their existence.


"Can you watch where you're going?" Baron asked, annoyed. "If you don't want to get burned, stay in the safety zone."


Knowing Baron was right, the hyena bowed an apology. But, he almost wanted to rescind such. Like they were one to talk. They were grilling near a large fountain with pouring water. Meat removed, the chimera headed off toward the Aquabus Information Station. If this cost them the win, he could not care less.


Reaching Palais Mermonia, the soldier's body had begun to shake, but the early adult forced himself to snap out of it. What was he doing, allowing something like this to weaken him? He had a job to do. Attempting to shake off the quivers, the chimera headed off towards the western offices.


However, such had been a huge mistake. Multiple generic nobodies glaring at him straight away, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Why were they looking at him with such intense anger? Had he looked intimidating, or something? That couldn't have been it, surely.


"Who invited a Snezhnayan kid in here?!" one of the working men asked.


"Did you lose your mommy, little boy?" another working man asked. "Well, she ain't here!"


Other workers screaming the Iudex's name about some kid getting lost in here, the hyena waved his fist upon the air. Excuse him? He was not a child. He had aged out of the terrible teens already. What did he look like to these people, a toddler? He wasn't that short or especially young looking. Chief Justice soon coming in, he swore he could hear him bang his cane.


"You two, stop acting like children, or you two will be asked to leave," the Iudex warned.


Generic nobodies resuming their work, the soldier seated himself in front of a free typewriter. Heaving a sigh, he could hardly believe he had to write another report. He thought he was done with this stupid nonsense by now. But, no, here he was, writing another useless report that didn't matter to anyone whatsoever.


Typing away as fast as he could muster, the soldier let out a groan. Why did he have to do this? What for? Who was this report for? Why did Her Majesty need this? It's not like she couldn't see his every move. She was always watching him, she was always listening.


Fingers rushing from key to key, the chimera popped such thoughts with a pin. He needed to focus. Who cares if Her Majesty was watching or not? He could not waste any time, he was one step away from Her Majesty hearing of his failures. He needed to write faster. This was a race against the nonexistent clock.


First page soon completed, the paper soon flipped itself over to the opposite side. Typing away at lightning speed, the soldier hardly cared if there were any typos. Surely, a few grammatical errors would not be his undoing. Typos, smypos. Being perfect was impossible. Removing the sheet of paper, the chimera looked over his work, for a moment.


"Removing the seal locking the book, I had found myself in an unusual world that felt like it had been ripped straight out of a light novel. Or something like that, I have never read a light novel to know what they might be like. But, the land I had been transported to in every shape and form felt rather unreal.


The place I had been sent to was this strange, rather colorful looking forest. This place feels far different from everything else in Teyvat. I am not sure if this world is real, or just a fantasy universe created by whomever wrote this tome. Who knows how many other worlds have sprouted from inside a Catalyst?


It would seem that inside this book, there are people and creatures that live here. And, from what I can tell, they are all made out of paper. At least, that is what I surmise. They do not look like organic beings. So, I suspect that they were created by someone, or something.


But, I have yet to determine who, or what they might be. Perhaps, the author of this story is in this book somewhere. It's a world of fiction, after all. I am sure that there has to be a self author insert lying in wait for someone to find them. But, that might be me hoping far too much for something that may never happen.


While observing the area, I discovered a group of people who seemed to have lived inside the world of a book. Finding a fox and hound group of girls, I had soon learned rather quickly who had placed a seal to lock away Simulanka, and at this point in time, I am unaware if these two are real, or fictional beings acting according to some script.


Beyond these two, I had met a few other strangers with unusual properties I have never seen in reality. Meeting a lady with strange tendrils, and a man with a third eye, I found myself continuing the wonder if this was nothing more than a storybook and fictional characters.


I quickly learned however that the red storm cloud had somehow made its way into Simulanka. I don't know how this is possible. This is a fictional world inside a novel. I don't think whoever wrote this book could have possibly known about something like that. So, there is something I suspect.


I am thinking that, the real world has started to bleed into fiction. If the person who sealed this world off is anything to go by, she mentioned a script. So, it could still be very possible this was merely just a coincidence. But, I am not certain. I recall in my final fight against the monster in Fontaine, it told me it was not done with me yet.


So, I cannot rule out the possibility that this is a slew of coincidences in this fictional world that borrows slightly from my own reality. But, I suppose it could be possible that what I'm seeing in the book is simply just mirroring what I saw last when I had entered.


It has also come to my attention that time is different inside Simulanka than it is in reality, and I just do not know why. Maybe it is a case of reading a book, and time passes at the rate of a hundred pages or so? To be honest, I can't say. And, I have to dig deeper into it."


Third, fourth, and fifth pages soon written, the soldier groaned. Please, no more reports. Any more, and he would burst. Why did Her Majesty want written reports so badly? No matter how many times he were to be sent here, it was always a load of nonsense. Write a report? Absolutely ridiculous. It's not like anyone read these things.


Handing the report off to the ginger Faui, the early adult removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Highlighting the Liyue Harbor Waypoint, the chimera headed to the blacksmith, but he swore he heard something rather questionable in a matter of moments.


Blacksmith telling him to take the greatsword to the lake in Mt. Aocang and dip it in the Adeptus waters, the chimera took a quadruple take. He had to do what now? Was this real? No way it could have been. This was ridiculous. Was this some kind of joke?


Pushing through the northern Liyue mountain range, the hyena held back the urge to sigh at the sight of two more obstacles in his way. Panda duo standing in the way cutting some sort of rocks, the soldier froze at the sight of what Qiulong and Shenlong had been cutting apart. Pink jade? How awful. Why would anyone want that mineral of high toxicity?


"You're scared over a little rock?" Shenlong asked. "Get it together, loser!"


"Don't be mean, Shena!" Qiulong exclaimed. "Maybe he has rockphobia!"


"Ugh, whatever!" Shenlong shouted, annoyed. "His problem, not mine."


Moving off towards the other side of the area, the hyena dipped his sword into the lake, but he had soon been spotted by a Qilin. Equine creature demanding he get out of here, the soldier removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket, in an instant.


Heading back towards the secret library wing, the chimera placed the magical tome upon the table, opening the magical book once more, he could feel himself get transported between worlds. Closing his eyes, for a moment, everything had begun to warp and twist, in a matter of moments.


Once again finding himself in the strange world inside the book, the chimera opened up his proxy orb into map form. Gazing at the Simulanka Map, the chimera gazed at the name. Forest of Blessings? What an unusual name. But, he shook his head. What did it matter what it was called? He needed to figure out why time was different here, no matter what.


Moving through the area, the soldier stared at the world around him. How would he be able to tell the difference in the passage of time here, anyway? Was there any true way to determine such a thing? But, he thoughts had soon been interrupted by a rather irritating racket.


"Woof, woof, woof!" Alene barked.


"You be barking a lot lately!" Hanegal cried, slightly irritated tone of voice. "Do you forget how talking works when Mellem isn't here?"


"No! I just couldn't talk for a sec!" Alene exclaimed. She then turned around, feeling a wave of uncomfortable feelings. "Mr. Soldier, you're back? What? Since you're back here, something creepy happened in Constellation Metropole!"


Hearing such, the chimera let out a sigh. He had only been here five minutes, and chaos had already begun to unfold. Was this a part of the script? It had to have been. Everything here had to have been on a table of contents moving at its own pace, somehow. Perhaps that was it. He hardly knew.


Constellation Metropole mentioned, the chimera scratched his chin. Where was that place, and how could he get there? He had noticed something quite off on the western side of the map. Whatever it was, it did not make any sort of sense whatsoever. Placing his hands out in front of him, the soldier signed inquires about how to reach such a place.


"Take the train, woof!" Alene cried. "I'll go with you!" But, such point had been immediately thrown out the window.


"Woah, wait. Did you forget about the squirrel house you gotta be building?" Hanegal asked. "That's our role in the story today."


Hearing a foreign word he had never heard before, the chimera's brain juices had soon become stew. What, in all of Teyvat, was a train? Is it some kind of elaborate word for a monster? Why would he be able to take a monster all the way to the next area? That made absolutely no sense. One wasn't adding up to two.


Heading onto the westward path, the chimera shrugged. Whatever this train creature was, or wasn't, he had no choice but to use it to head to Constellation Metropole. Teleport Waypoints on his map disabled by some jamming system, the chimera sighed. Was this a part of the script, too?


Finding a strange station west of the pond, the soldier could see the third eye man and one of the two scorpion fairies waiting here. Seeing this lot, the chimera gazed at them. Was waiting here also a part of the script? But, he popped such thought with a pin. Perhaps, just maybe, not everything was a set of predetermined ones and zeros automatically playing out a scenario.


Finding a button to call the train, the hyena pressed it. Seating himself beside the party of two, a strange, deafening whistle bled upon the air. But, what awaited him was a creature coming down the tracks faster than his eyes could keep up with. Blaring noise coming to an end, an cultural shock and a half ate the hyena for breakfast.


Sitting on the tracks had been a locomotive toy. Seeing such, the chimera could feel shocks shoot down his spine. What is this thing? What kind of unusual monster was this thing? Was it a hostile being that would turn on him at any given moment? Wheels looking pretty painful, the hyena rocked back and forth. This train thing was going to eat him. Devour him for a midday snack. He wasn't tasty, spare him.


Stranger in a soldier outfit rolling himself up into a ball, Iben rose an eyebrow. Alright, what was this guy doing? Had he never seen a train before or something? Weird. If he had to guess it was not something that existed in the real world. How had technology not progressed any further in xxx years?


"Never seen a train before?" Iben asked. "It's no a monster. I won't eat you, or anything."


"Yet," Mink teased. "Just kidding!"


Mink stating it had not been a monster yet, the hyena could feel a chill down his spine. Could it have a chance of becoming a monster? How awful. He couldn't let that happen. What would happen if he died in here after some sort of unspeakable accident? He couldn't make this beast angry.


Soldier guy still cowering, Mink let out a giggle. Ah, he took that joke seriously, huh? This dude seemed really easy to tease. But, it wouldn't be good to keep this joke going any further. What fun would it be if he were too spooked to move? Didn't he have somewhere to be? Better mend this.


"Gosh, it's not a monster, okay?" Mink said, sighing. "I was only kidding. Just hop on and drag the other carts to each other, and the train can move." Pointing at a string, her scorpion tail swung back and forth. "Snap your fingers like this--" She snapped her fingers as she did such. "--And, voila. The train cars are connected. Okay, you do the last one."


Snapping his fingers, the final train cart, whatever that was, had been linked together. Seating himself upon the locomotive toy not creature beside Iben and Mink, the vehicle moved itself across the tracks. Vessel speeding itself up, the chimera hold on tight. Why was it moving so quickly? Was that normal?


Vehicle pressing on, the hyena could see something strange up above. Castle from afar, the chimera swore something was missing about it. Was the storm cloud trying to hide something? Perhaps, just maybe, getting rid of it would reveal what it was obscuring. But, he had soon been taken out of his thoughts.


"We are experiences some turbulence!" a toy exclaimed. "Hang on!"


Domain door popping out of nowhere, the hyena's heart skipped a beat. Where did that come from? Blinding light soon engulfing him, the chimera closed his eyes. Train splitting into countless pieces, the soldier soon tumbled. What happened? Had the train creature gotten hungry?


Carts getting scattered across the domain almost like a sacred pink jewel in another universe, the soldier blinked. Why did they get scattered across the way like that? He supposed he would have to gather the carts, whatever those were, up again before he could escape this place.


"We have to go get the pieces back together so the train can run again!" Mink exclaimed.


"I'll fly and go see if any of the train carts got lost on the other side of here," Iben said, ascending upward.


"I'll fly, too!" Mink cried.


"Nah, stay with the hero," Iben responded, shaking his head. "Have a feeling that if someone doesn't go with him that'll cause a few issues." He then turned towards the hero, in question. "Mink will guide you. Stay close to faer."


Iben flying away at lightning speed, the soldier followed behind Mink. Finding himself in a wasteland world, the soldier could not help but wonder. How far had the five train carts been scattered in this place? However, he had soon been taken out of it as lava cut its way through.


Mink telling him they should head for the top of the mountain to grab the first cart, the soldier jumped two steps back. To the top? But this was a volcano. That was a terrible idea. One wrong step, and he knew he would have a repeat of the fire incident, guaranteed.


Ascending the mountain partially, the chimera broke out into a shiver. It was quite sweltering here. Was the volcano about to erupt? How awful. He needed to tread carefully through this mountain, or die trying. But, he knew he simply could not do that. He could not lose here. Not like this.


Burning rocks tumbling down the mountain the hyena jumped back. This mountain was sending a message, wasn't it? He needed to dodge these rocks immediately. Attempting to jump over them, lava skidded across the pathway. Seeing such, the early adult leaned against the wall. Nope, no way, he wasn't strong enough, not a chance.


Supposed hero cowering over molten rocks, Mink turned towards her backside. Why was he so terrified over these boulders? It's not like they were going to crack open and let out their magma juice on him or anything. Sighing, fae turned faer tail and let loose. She supposed a little poison wouldn't hurt.


Rock shattered in half, the chimera's knees buckled. Hold on, what was Mink doing? Scorpion fairy shouting at him to hurry up, or she'll leave him behind, the chimera kept himself towards the wall as he ran. More rocks being dropped down the mountain the further the party of two ascended, a new face had soon joined the party.


Strange looking man with black dragon wings with a small heart shape on the tip dropping boulders down the mountain the soldier jumped back. All of this chaos was caused by a person? That was unexpected, for sure. Mink scratching her chin, the hyena copied such action. Did fae not know this draconic individual? Maybe fae didn't.


"Zhulong?" Mink asked, bemused.


"Close, but no!" 'Zhulong' cried. "Look closer, fairy!"


Mirror behind the dragon person, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Where did all these reflections come from? What an incredibly unusual place this was. Dragon monster proclaiming this area reflection volcano, the hyena backed further steps back. The what now?


Reflection creature demanding a battle, Mink's toxins had destroyed any possibility of him joining in in a matter of moments. Mirror monster melting, the hyena's jaw dropped wide open. Just how toxic was this fairy's tail? Terrifying. Train pieces soon gathered back together, the party of three grouped back onto the vehicle.


Train exiting the strange wastelands, the vessel pushed onwards towards Constellation Meropole with all its might. Crackle of thunder up above trying to make its presence known, a sudden dark energy hugged the hyena from behind. Feeling such, the hyena shivered.


Feeling his energy drain the closer he got to the next area, the hyena rubbed his eyes. Why was he so tired all of a sudden? Where was this coming from? Intense wave of darkness overtaking him as the boundaries had been crossed between the first stop and the second, the chimera could feel his consciousness slip away.


Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the weakest one of all?


***


"This soldier boy, so like
How can he be the hero
In this story? He can't
Seem to do much of anything himself.


I, Mink, am baffled, absolutely baffled by this prospect. Not like I can
Say much, or anything. I am not even sure what my role is in this story,


Or if I should even be here.
Ugh, whatever? It's not like it
Really matters, I


Have been here for so incredibly long now, I don't
Even know how things blend together. He's not even
Righteous enough for this role.
Of course, it's definitely possible that something made a mistake.


Him a hero? I refuse to believe that at all.
Of course he isn't. How can someone so
Weak like this be our


Hero? It's mistake number one for this
Errr, 'hero'. Yes, I did finger bunny ears just now.


I know you can't
See it, but I


Just did it. I can't believe they
Unleashed this disaster of a person into this place. No wonder Alene
Sealed this place us! It's
To keep weaklings like him out.


So, then that begs the question
Of: how did he break that seal?


Well, how should I know, I can't check out in the real world as I don't
Exist there, or
At least, I don't believe I do. As if I
Know. Remembering anything at


All from my era in the real world is
Now dust. Completely
Dust. There's spider webs across my brain


Polluting more string the more I go
And try to even remember
Those times, because I
Have no ability to.
Eh, well, I still don't
Think soldier boy here has what
It takes to be this books
Champion of justice, but I guess I could be about to be proved wrong? Who knows."


Coming to the next morning, multiple stranger's heads appeared in his tired field of vision. What happened? And, who were these people? Head of a rat and cat staring at him, they soon guffawed up a storm. Removing his lenses for a moment, the chimera let out a sigh. What was so funny?


"You're so weak!" rat dude exclaimed. "If ya can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen!"


"That's a dude, Cyril!" cat man corrected. "An unfabulous one at that, cause no one--"


"--Is more fabulous as you! We know, Wanta!" strangers shouted in unison.


Seating himself upward, the early adult observed the strangers in front of him. Standing up short had been a tiny little rat man that couldn't have been any taller than sixty-five centimeters. Who was this lost child? But, he shook his head. He had the facial appearance of an adult. He had never seen a grown man this short before in his entire life. He had to have looked like a giant to this person. Short brown hair pulled into a tiny loop braid, and purple heart shaped glasses over his eyes, the chimera scratched his chin. Was this rat chimera, a party lover? He didn't now why he got that impression, but he could feel it. Matching purple long Liyue style coat and pants, his long brown rat tail had almost been half his own size.


Standing next to the tiny little rodent man had been a far taller cat man. His short, luscious blond hair looked so moisturized, it was almost blinding. Purple streaks almost glowing, he swore his cat ears would eat him if he looked at them for too long. Adorning orange shaped cloud glasses, the chimera couldn't help but feel even more confused. Was he a party person? Dark purple buttoned up jacket, the soldier noticed something quite peculiar about him. Behind him had been a shark tail. Seeing such, he did not understand. Was he a tiger shark? How odd.


Staring off towards the quieter of the two groups, the hyena blinked as he studied the next person. Sitting on the ground in a pretzel shape had been a man with panda ears. Fuchsia hair going about own to his chin with the center of his bangs tied up partially, his bright pink eyes had been quite familiar. Could he have been related to Yinlong? But, that was where the similarities ended. Pitch black dragon wings behind him, spiky dragon tail, and pink Liyue style shirt, the chimera turned his attention to the final stranger.


Sitting next to the panda man had been a feminine appearing dragon girl with panda ears. She had long candy pink hair with green highlights that went down to about her backside, and red scaly talons. Same pink eyes as her brother, the relationship questions kept on rolling in. Were either of them related to Yinlong? Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. He didn't know. Green dragon tail behind her, and red dress with clouds on it, he ended his examination. But, as he stopped observing, he could feel reality and fiction blend. What was real anymore? None of this was.


"Since you seem awake now, there's something you need to do," the masculine dragon said. "There's some evil mirror people inside the castle. I don't know if it's on or off script, so I'd rather you, the outsider, do it, but I guess I'll assist you." He then extended his hand. "I'm Zhulong." But, the feminine dragon soon cut in.


"I'm Yanglong," the feminine dragon said. She then turned towards the rat and cat shark. "I don't think they need to be introduced, but the rat over there is Cyril. And, unfortunately, that cat over there, his name is Wanta. Try and ignore them; they're weird."


Zhulong mentioning mirror people, the hyena's legs froze. Evil mirror people? Where in the world were these reflection monsters coming from all of a sudden? Gazing upwards towards the sky, he shrugged. He supposed he had an idea where they came from. Would eliminating these creatures save Simulanka from danger? He had to do something.


"Ya wanna fight or sumthin' cause I'll pummel you!" Cyril shouted. "Wanta and I bored outta our minds, so we're coming, too!"


"Don't slow us down," Zhulong responded sighing.


Party of four in front of him guiding him through a strange royal courtyard, the hyena could see a group of toy people everywhere. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. Was Constellation Metropole a dollhouse or play castle, rather? He did not know why, but Simulanka was starting to feel like a big playset rather than a world all its own.


Toy creatures looking rather perturbed, the soldier tilted his head. What seemed to be the problem? Had there been evil reflections of them in the area, or something? Multiple attempting to run away with all their might, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. Who were they running from?


Multiple toy men running away faster than he could keep up with, the early adult let the question roll around further. What were these toy creatures so afraid of? Who were they running from? Had their own reflections turned evil? He would need to eliminate them, if so.


Reaching the bottom floor of the castle, a convoluted corridor with arrows everywhere awaited the hyena. But, immediately upon reaching this area, an inverse image of Zhulong had soon come onto the scene. Seeing such, the hyena could see the reflection creature drooling as they stared at toy creatures.


"Toy brains," the reflection said, dragging their voice out. "Me. Want. Toy brains!"


Reflection laughing, the soldier swore he could hear Zhulong sigh. Hearing such, the soldier added his own to the mix. It must have been rather tiresome seeing a version of oneself that was the exact polar mirror of them. Panda dragon man placing his hand in his temple, and shaking his head, he had a dispelling message to send.


"For the record, I'm nothing like that," Zhulong said.


"Didn't you eat toys as a kid?" Yanglong asked.


"No? What makes you think that? It's not like history of that exits, anyway," Zhulong responded. "Whatever. It's time to fight them."


Army of reflection people coming in, the panda dragons soon took the first strike. First creature of the mirror taken out of the equation, he could see Wanta begin to lunge forward with his shark tail. Second one quickly taken out like the first, the hyena knew he had to do something to contribute.


Claymore soon removed from his satchel, the hyena swung forward. Mirror rat creature nearly twice his height catching the blade far before it could even slice and dice, the hyena heaved a sigh. What was that just now? Was Cyril's mirror image just him, but taller? That was quite weird.


Opposite rat catching his attacks far before he could do a single thing, the chimera held back the urge to give up. What in the world was this opposite creature? How would he hope to defeat it? But, he had soon seen something terrifying and unusual. Burning wings of fire upon him, the soldier wondered. Would dousing this reflection with water defeat him?


Seeing a pond outside the castle, the early adult dashed off towards it. Finding a small empty water bottle seated in his satchel, the chimera filled it to the brim. It was time for some mirrors to die. Unscrewing the cap off, the mirror rat soon melted into a puddle of nothing.


Running up the stairwells for quite awhile, an unfortunate entrance soon awaited the quartet and he. Portal to another domain pulsating blue, the soldier tried to not sigh. Oh, great, another domain. Would another volcano world await him? Nope. He was ready to turn back now.


But, the hyena knew he could not turn back now. Party of four up ahead jumping in, the chimera took a deep breath. He could do this. It was just a part of the book's story, right? That's all this was. Surely, he could complete this story in a flash. But, what awaited him inside was sorry state to see.


Finding himself in a dead forest, a ton of reflection monsters had soon hopped out mirrors laid out everywhere. Seeing such, the soldier blinked. Just how many mirror monsters were there in here? And, what was this wasteland? He was getting quite tired of seeing random ruin everywhere. What did any of this have to do with Simulanka?


Reflection creatures mostly attempting to copy Cyril and Wanta, but terribly, the chimera could see, the party of two's jaws dropping. Seeing such, the chimera did not copy them. What was with that look of surprise? They had already seen the opposite thems already. Ridiculous.


"Look away!" Cyril cried. "At that horrid looking version of myself!"


"So unfabulous!" Wanta shouted. "Look! Their hot breath fogged my precious sunglasses! How dare they!"


"Can you two stop and remember for once in your life that the world doesn't revolve around either of you?" Zhulong groaned, annoyed.


"Can't take the heat, can you?!" Cyril shouted. As he said such, his tiny fists had been folded as he kicked his short legs upward. "Ya wanna go, huh? I'll take you on!"


"Hello? Earth to Cyril!" Yanglong shouted. "We don't have time for this idiocrasy right now! We have to fight!"


Mirror army floating in, the early adult prepared himself for action. Mirror Cyril would be easy to take care of, surely. They were just the opposite of his counterpart. Tall, brittle, and modest. Taking down this titan would be easier than rebuilding a lost wall. Throwing down a flower friend, multiple reflection people tilted their heads.


Silk Flower friend slapping vines down on the enemy, some of the Wanta reflections had been taken out of the picture rather quick. Seeing such, the chimera kept on going. Maybe using his Vision would be better for this than he thought. Taking a deep breath, the early adult waited for the timer to reset to zero.


Rest of the cat shark mirror armor vanishing, the chimera could feel sweat begin to mount on his brow. What was happening here? Why did he feel his energy begin to sap faster? There was no delusion in sight. But, he supposed the current environment had lost all entropy. Whatever that meant. Source? He made it up. But, he cut up such with scissors. Stop thinking nonsense. He had mirror creatures to defeat.


Switching to the Mt. Aocang water enchanted greatsword, the chimera let his blade do the talking. Catman creature unable to put up any sort of fight, the hyena blinked. These reflection feline people were quite pitiful, weren't they? They were such a waste of energy.


Final set of reflection creatures vanquished without much issue, the party of five had been expelled from the dead forest. Returned to the castle, in an instant, toy creatures had been held hostage by some huge force, the hyena could not help but feel rather bemused. What was going on now?


"So, this kingdom is falling apart quicker than I thought!" Wanta shouted. "Who cares, though? The king won't save his own people, so why should we? He left his own people to die." Turning his back he attempted to wash his hands of this. "They're a lost cause."


"Wanta, did you know that part of being seen as being seen as an attractive man requires you to be a good person?" Yanglong asked. "Shocking, I know. A true revelation."


"And Yanglong, did you know that sarcasm makes you thirty times uglier?" Cyril asked, adjusting his sunglasses. "I'm just saying, ya know, sassafras."


But, as the party of three had their moments of spicy comebacks, a gigantic toy creature had soon come out of nowhere, turning the castle tables. Creature big enough to stand tall on an entire staircase, the hyena could feel his tail stick up from behind him. Seeing such, he jumped back. When did his tail pop out? Now wasn't a good time for such a thing.


"Does it really matter right now who's attractive, who is ugly, and who isn't?" Zhulong asked, irritated tone of voice. He then pointed at the huge toy creature. "Honestly, who cares? We have bigger problems to deal with right now." But, such point had been shattered, in an instant.


"I'll just burn it all!" Cyril shouted. "Problem solved!"


Flaming wings soon behind Cyril's back, the soldier took off his glasses. This rat chimera could fly? What was going on, why were his wings on fire? Closing his eyes as the simulated scent of fire continued, the chimera rocked back and forth. No, not fire, anything but fire. Why couldn't he have Hydro wings instead?


Fire continuing to burn brightly, the soldier froze in place. No, of all elements, why did it have to be Pyro? Terrible, absolutely awful, no good, very bad. Toy monsters set ablaze one after another, the chimera kept looking away. When would this end? Absolutely maddening.


Cyril shouting out battle cries, the hyena tuned out the sound around him. No, no, no, flames everywhere. They were spreading, burning, killing all. He had been met with the worst character in this book world, for sure. Why did this happen? But, he could soon hear a series of shouts return him to reality.


"Aren't you like, supposed to be the hero of this story, or something?" Cyril asked. "You gonna just sit there and act like a baby?"


Rat man demanding he get in on the action, the hyena prepared his greatsword for battle. He supposed he had no choice in the matter, did he? Multiple mirror people slain, the party of three ran off towards the next section of the castle, but such reflection killing match had been interrupted by loud arguments in the corner.


"I've told you so many times, Alene!" Niquel cried. "Stop trying to abandon your duties as today's part of the story."


"Woof, woof, I'm not!" Alene cried. "I'm just, just, hiring a carpenter toy!"


"We already told you, that you, not the toy kingdom have to build this squirrel house!" Mellem shouted.


"I can't, I can't, I'm so sorry!" Alene cried. As she said such, he howled. "Awoooh!"


But, as the trio argued, an army of mirror people had soon come out of the woodworks. Attempting to defeat the creatures, the chimera had his wanted enchanted greatsword ready. But, such had been a big mistake. Inversed reflection of Yanglong immediately swiping it away from him, he had soon been pinned onto the ground.


As the dragon reflection locked his body into place, the creature had soon gifted him a sawblade present. Dipping the razor sharp edges into his hip, he swore he could hear the monster laugh as the toothed cutting tool dug in deeper. Feeling his leg come out of the socket at full speed, the blood rushed fast. Intense dizziness breaking him apart, his other leg had soon been claimed as a prize. World becoming black, he could feel one last resort prayer drag him down into nothingness.


This is fiction, right?


Not real.


Just a story.


This couldn't be his ending.


No way, not a chance.


***


"So, I, Niquel, am not understand the purpose
Of sending someone who is still a real person to deal with this story inside this book. So,
Let me recap in case it
Didn't already make sense before.
I, in the real world, Teyvat, according to history, don't
Exist anymore. And, no, like my colleagues, I do actually
Remember why that is for me, anyway.


Because, you see, I found a way
Out of all that stupid nonsense of,
You know? The reason we don't exist while still being alive?


I'm sure you're dying to know,
So I'll say what it is! So what happened was, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*. Did you get all


That? What? What do you mean there was a goofy bar
Over my mouth just now?
Oh, you didn't hear me?


What did you hear, then?
Eh, beeps? But, I said, you see, so what happened was, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep*.
Ah, what do you mean you can't hear me? You
Know what? Forget it, never mind."


Coming to in one piece, the chimera blinked. Did what he just experienced even happen? Zhulong panting up a storm, man hanging over him, the hyena gazed at him. Why was he out of breath. What did he do? Why were his legs still there? Did he have the power to turn back the hourglass?


"You're lucky that my dragon blood can null out all damage," Zhulong said, voice weak. "I was able to completely nullify what happened to you. Be thankful."


"I have told you countless times, Zhulong, don't use your dragon blood as a cure-all elixir," Yanglong scolded. "I could have lent him some of my blood, too."


"Yours is in its poison phases right now, so no," Zhulong replied in a curt tone. "And, it was either use my blood to heal him, or he becomes a man with no legs. What would you rather I do?" His panting only got stronger as he kept talking. "Oh, and soldier boy, just so you know, since we aren't real outside of Simulanka, don't worry about blood mixing, or whatever. What happened to you didn't happen, so my blood didn't mix with yours."


"Anyway, now that that's over with," Yanglong said, trying to change the subject. "Go to the top floor of the castle and help some of the citizens here design their family crests with their threads."


Nodding, the chimera blinked. Help make family crests? What was this going to even help? He supposed no one. Taking the toy lift up top, he could see Alene, Mellem, Hanegal, Iben, Mink and Niquel working on a squirrel house together. But, as he stepped onto the top floor, it soon toppled over.


"No! Why did it break?" Alene cried. "I worked so hard on this!"


"No, you didn't." Hanegal called out.


"You just lazily put it together," Niquel added.


"It's held together with duck feathers, glue, and a dream," Mink added, sarcasm evident in her voice.


"You should have tried harder to make sure the foundation sticks?" Iben added.


"What Iben said," Mellem lazily parroted.


"You five, if you're going to criticize me, then don't agree to help me!" Alene cried. "Woof, woof, woof!"


Mink and Niquel soon turning towards him to inform him the toy people needed to have their family crests created through threadwork, the chimera blinked. Okay, he had to do what now? He did not understand any of this at all. Guided towards the first one, he could see a group of colorful toys argue about the mirror people.


Given a crude drawing, the hyena's eyes twitched. This had to have been even worse than his own drawings. Struggling with the symbol for book hours on end, the shape had eventually been made correct after staring at the pattern over and over again. But, as he prepared to head off towards the second one, his thoughts bled.


Would defeating the alleged evil in this story cause it to finally end? He supposed that was worth a try. What would it harm? That had to have been the case, for sure. Iben soon guiding him towards a strange lap that acted as a magical thread, the chimera did not understand any of this whatsoever.


Second threading session soon beginning, a dragon came out of nowhere halfway through making it. Dragon slain only thanks to the efforts of Niquel's intense poisons, the hyena gazed at her. Just how lethal was she and her sister? Fairies were scary, for sure. Too scary.


Reaching the final quest, for some reason, a scene had to be played out before he could start working on anything else. Forced to drop down a glue trap for multiple toys, the soldier sighed. Was this even needed? It most certainly wasn't. Scene playing out correctly, for some reason, he soon resumed the symbol threading.


Contorted star soon laid out in front of him, the hyena blinked. Was this really the correct shape he had to make? He was starting to think he had made a huge error along the way. Swiping his sword, the threads undid themselves. Maybe he had done something wrong here. It was better to try again.


Staring at the crest symbol again, the hyena kept going. A twisted star, an inverse star. It was all the same, but he knew he had to finish this up as soon as possible, no matter what. Final touches dropped in, he could hear a disturbing knock from the ceiling above him. Kissing the bookmark, he let himself out.


Agent screaming at him for taking too long on the mission again, Her Majesty had been brought into the equation. Knife tossed his way, the hyena tried dodging, but failed. Second utensil coming his way from a new angle, he could see a brand new look of rage he had never seen before.


"It's been two weeks, my lovely chimera!" Her Majesty shouted. "Work faster, or your stomach will get a nice little present!"


"I'm sorry, Your Majesty! Time is slower in Simulanka!" the hyena shouted. "Please, I'll try harder, forgive me!"


"You're lucky I'm going easy on you!" Her Majesty shouted. "Get out of my sight."


Teleporting to the military barracks in an instant, the soldier ran around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. This was it. His last stand. HIs final mistake. His last disappointment, ever. Heart beating off the walls, the hyena dropped to the ground in a matter of moments, the chimera's consciousness slipped into nothing.


One last disappointment, and he was as good as dead.


Dead, and gone, with no one coming to the funeral.

 

[Palamon]

11: Simulanka Simulcara 3: The Reflections Fight Back
"Now, she's putting me
On the spot. Your Majesty,
Why can't you just understand? I don't quite get why you don't listen


To what I already wrote for you. Do you ever look at the report I wrote for
Her? If she bothered to look at
It, she'd understand that time works differently in
Simulanka. And she just didn't bother to


Read this part of my notes, did she?
Everything is pointing over
At no, not at all. Alright, Your Majesty
Listen here, okay? At least take a moment to
Look at the report that
You forced me to write. Since you keep on demanding over and over again


I write these reports for you, which is just
Stupid, if you ask me. Let's be real,


I don't know why something like
This is even necessary. Who


Is this for? And for whom is this actually being written
For? If she hasn't read them,


It just goes to show you this is all a waste.


For, she is quite literally
Asking me for garbage.
I truly just don't quite get this.
Like, you're asking me


To write these notes, but clearly no
One is reading them.


Perhaps, if someone bothered to
Eyeball them, you'd know what I wrote: time is
Relatively different in Simulanka.
For the love of Lesser Lord Kusanali,
Once and for all, I am begging here,
Read my report that you forced
Me to write. If you did, you'd know what you're getting me into!


Though I guess that's impossible,
Huh? Of course
It's impossible why would I expect my life as a
Soldier to ever go easily?


That's never going to be the case
I know my life will never be easy;
My life will always be an
Ever continuing challenge.


Her Majesty just makes no sense
Even so, I have to find a way to get around faster. I
Really just am not understanding what


Might be happening
Around there and what is causing the time shift, well, you know what? It
Just doesn't matter. It
Especially doesn't matter, all I
Should do is find a way
To go again time
Yes, that's what


I have to do, I have to go against time.
Should I try to


Go about this faster?
Obviously, I should find a way to get around
It. Perhaps, just maybe, this is
Not going to
Go well if I keep


Taking my time
Obviously, this will be the end, I don't


Know, I still have to figure
It out. I have to
Look at this with a
Lens of the book itself,


Maybe times moves after time allocations are stated
Even so, I don't know


At least, I don't think that's quite it.
Now, all I have to
Do is work faster.


I absolutely have to work faster.


Will I be able to?
I can try to find a
Little passage regarding all this
Like, something that says,


One week passed.
No, no, that
Literally won't do anything.
Yeah, no, why would that be the answer,


Honestly? Of course it isn't
And, I know at this point that
Very much cannot be it
Even if that


Might be the case, I just need to
Yield these thoughts,
Since they honestly have no bearings.
Eh, I really am overthinking all this, so
Let's stop getting myself caught up into nonsense that matters
Far too little.


To be honest, I have to focus on
One thing, and one thing only:


Bringing this mission to a close.
Look, I know I
Am failing to perform, but
Maybe if Her Majesty bothered to read
Everything, she'd know at this point


It's not my fault I am taking weeks to


Head into the path to beat this.
Ah, beat? Alright, no, that sounds
Violent. It's not what I meant.
Eh, finish this mission, yeah,


That's the word here.
Obviously. Finish this mission.


Don't quite know how far
Off I am from completing this,


But, I do suppose I have to try
Even harder, if I can manage
To do that, I don't know
This probably won't
Even go well, and Her Majesty will kill me.
Right, I forgot that.


I'm on a time limit now,


Haha, right, right, how could I forget
All that? I'm on a time limit! I have
Very little time left. Of course
Everything requires me


To speed this up! I absolutely, positively cannot fail.
Oh, what in the world was I thinking? I have to


Perform highly!
Everyone knows what happens if you disappoint Her Majesty!
Right, what was I thinking? I am
Fighting the hourglass.
One week per attempt is
Really making her
Mad! I have to go


Faster. Faster, faster, faster,
At the speed of light!
Stop letting all
These trash thoughts
Eat me. I cannot allow this!
Right, how dumb of me.


Ah, seriously, how could I be so
Naive? I am so
Dumb, no way


I can go with the flow!


Hahaha, she said this time, if I fail,
Ah, she said, this time if I fail, I will be punished. She was
Very clear about that!
Even so, I don't know what


To do. What should I do?
Overall, I don't even know how many days go


By in the real world
Every time a day passes in Simulanka! But time is


Quicker in reality, much faster.
Uh, three days equal a week.
If I try to speed this up,
Could I have this done leaps and bounds faster? I don't
Know. Maybe I should skip sleep, this isn't
Even a true world anyway,
Right? It's just


A book. It's just a
Book with a world inside it
Of course, I know that.
Ultimately, I have already
Taken a moment to figure that out.


Haha, what should I do? For
One thing, the
World of Simulanka


Is extremely dangerous right now. And, I


Got to find a way to
Overcome the dangers,


At least, if I were able to I
Bet this would go much easier for me,
Or something like that, in the end, I
Ultimately can't say anything
To that either way.


This place is much
Harder than it looks to navigate through
It's just so incredibly difficult I have to
Stop and think.


Because I really just can't quite navigate this
Ugh, that's on me.
This is my fault.


Hahaha, it's my fault,
Of course it is,
Whose else could it be?


Hahaha, all
Of this is my fault.
Why am I so slow, why am


I taking so long?
Now, that's a question for me!


That I can't even answer!
Hahaha, well, does it
Even matter? Of course not.


Will this be how I die? Failing a mission
Of time sensitivity?
Right, of course that'll be my downfall!
Likely, possible,
Downright guaranteed.


Ah, well, there's still time?
Maybe, this week,


I'll only take a day or two!


So, let's hop to it!
Ultimately, I have to
Perform, faster, better, strong, absolutely
Perfect! I have to, not matter what,
Or this is it, the end of the road!
So, no more.
Everything has to be
Done perfectly.


There's very little time life
One or two


Days left, hours, if you will.
Or, I will most certainly be punished.


This is the end of the road if I even
Have a second of failure,
All will be lost
This is my last chance, or


I'm dead. This is my last stand, or


Horrible repercussions will devour me.
At least, I have some time to get this right.
Very little time, but
Even so, I have to try.


No time left, none not even
One moment.


I don't know what I have to
Do in Simulanka today, but
Even so, I know by now,
At least, that


Bare minimum it'll be something about the storm cloud.
Ugh, the storm cloud,
That thing,


I am starting to get annoyed.


How did it even get here,
And why? I am
Very annoyed now!
Everything would just go smoothly if


That thing wasn't here!
Obviously, if it weren't


For that, this would all be simple!
I know that! And I don't
Get why it's still
Up there! Simulanka isn't
Real, right? No, it's not!
Everything about this place is fiction!


Simulanka is just
One story and it's been
Made very clear
Even by the residents here!
They're on a script!
How that can even be
Is beyond me, but it's
Not like I hadn't already known that!
Getting into this mission,


Of course, I'm forced into this
Ultimate script,
Too! How rich,


And fortunate of me!
No, no, no, stop,
Don't explode now.


For, if I do,
And I lose myself, I am
Sure to die, Her Majesty will kill me.
That's not going to happen.


Obviously, I just have to
Remove all of this


I am thinking and focus. I


Absolutely have no choice.
Maybe if I focus, I won't


Die. Maybe if I focus, I can
Evade punishment. That's it.
All I have to do is go about this from the right angle.
Diligence is key."


The sound of bitter wind roared liked a manticore ready to go after its prey. As the howls had only begun to get louder as the minutes unraveled themselves, countless Fatui soldiers groaned in a protest. The month long blizzard had come early. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


Upon waking up for the morning, the hyena added his own groan to the mix. Had Her Majesty gotten angrier? She probably had been. Knowing that, if he just sat around, he'd suffer dangerous freezing, the chimera rose from the uncomfortable bed. There was no time. He had to get out of bed right away. Removing himself from the covers, the soldier had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform glued itself onto his partially human person, the soldier could not help but wonder. Couldn't Her Majesty control the weather in Snezhnaya? But, the hyena shook his head shrugging such thought into oblivion. Of course she could. She was the Cryo Archon. She had dominion over the ice, and snow. The world of snow is underneath her fingertips. It always had been.


Thoughts racing, the early adult couldn't help but continue to wonder. Could the other Archons control the weather, as well? That had to have been possible, right? The elements, and the gods that had control over them, just how much dominion could they have? And how did one become a deity over an element?


But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. Of course the Archons had control over the weather their elements corresponded to. Why wouldn't they? The Anemo Archon, of course they had control over the wind, of course the Electro Archon could summon lightning; the Pyro Archon most certainly had dominion over the sun. And, how was he supposed to know how Archons became the supreme ruler over their element? Beats him. He could not recall if his father ever researched when amongst the living.


Throwing such thoughts away, the hyena attempted to regain focus. What was he doing, wasting time like this? He needed to stop thinking about useless things. Hail slapping the window, the soldier let out a yelp. Right, Her Majesty was enraged right now, dawdling is not allowed. He needed to snap out of it and get back to getting ready right now, or he would be dead meat.


Taking a long deep breath, the soldier removed the cover off his hairpin and earring box. Clicking the weaponized jewelry and accessory into place, matching blue stars adorned his hair and ears. Staring off into space, for a moment, the early adult sliced in a reminder inside his fading human brain. He absolutely, positively, must complete the mission in a timely manner, or a punishment will be awarded to him accordingly.


Hail slapping the window once again, the chimera flinched at the next racket taking over. Hearing rather loud screams, the soldier dashed towards the paned glass. But, what he had seen in the outside world was terrifying sight to behold. Red storm cloud up above dropping down monsters like they were hot, something was not right about them.


Monsters from Liyue dropping downward, the hyena placed his hand upon his chin as he gazed at the villainous force up above. How did this force of nature get here anyway? Further balls of hail dropping themselves downward, the chimera backed away. He didn't have time for this, he had to get ready, no matter what.


Returning to his uniform drawers, the Dendro Vision had been hooked onto the chimera's uniform pants. Gazing at the Geo Delusion, should he finally make use of it? But, the chimera pushed the sinister orb away. No way can he risk it right now. It can wait. Whenever he's ready to destroy himself, he'll give it a go. But today is not such day.


Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, a loud disturbing noise had played itself out for everyone to hear. Dashing back towards the window, quite the commotion had made itself known outside. Gigantic monster wielding a gun, the hyena's heart sped itself up. Where in the world did this monster come from?


Staring at the red storm cloud, a wave of confusion flowed through him. The shadow creatures, just what are they conspiring up there? This was their doing, no doubt. But, his mind did six leaps forward. Could this be Her Majesty's doing? He did not know. Who could possibly be responsible for this chaos?


But, the hyena shook his head. There was no way this could have been her doing. Why would she be able to summon a big storm cloud that could destroy everything? That was not possible. There was no way this had been the work of a God. Not even the angriest of deities would attempt to cause this much damage to the world around them.


Walking around in a circle upon the icy cold floor, there was no way that this was a god's doing. This was from a force beyond. Who knows where the shadow people even came from? It was not his responsibility to look into it unless he was assigned to do so. There was no answer to such inquiry. Such was beyond him.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the hyena flinched. It was time to start work already? Why, how, when, where, what? He was not prepared for this, in any capacity. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the early adult turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out, the hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "Hurry up on this mission, and don't take another week to finish this time!" The Agent's voice raised as he said such, but he quickly adjusted his tone. "In any case, soldier, there are two other things you must do before heading into Simulanka. Write a report about your current progress on the mission. You must also head to Elynas to investigate a strange mirror."


Siorc jumped twenty steps back upon hearing he needed to hurry up on this mission. He knew already that he was on a time limit. Did he have to rub in even more salt upon the wound? He knows already, hurry up. Don't take so long. Blah, blah, blah, he gets it. Stop reminding him.


Word mirror bouncing off and around his eardrums, what in the world was this order? What would this help with? What absolute ludicrous nonsense. He could hardly believe what he was hearing just now. Agent mentioning a report, as well, the chimera let out a groan. Not again. When would this nonsense end? Is this some sort of test? Someone save him from the typewriter.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Stop messing around! Get in gear!"


The hyena flinched. Right, no dawdling. He was on the nonexistent clock. There as absolutely no time for any sort of nonsense right now. What in the world was he doing, standing here like this? He needed to stop that. Time was ticking faster and faster. Turning his backside, a satchel had been slapped onto his backside.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. He knew, no matter what, he had to perform to the best of his ability.


"Good. But, before you depart soldier, I must let you know about something," the Agent responded. "Do not bother trying to teleport to Elynas. Fontaine is covered with a thick fog. Head there as you normally would."


Agent soon departing, the chimera stared off into space. What in the world was going on here? Surely, he was exaggerating. It couldn't have been possible for teleport waypoints to not work. Removing the proxy orb from his back pocket, the hyena folded it out into map form. Staring at the Fontaine section of the map, a surprise awaited him.


Fog obscuring every single waypoint in all of Fontaine, the soldier let out a groan. Was this really happening right now? Did he have to offer something to some sort of statue to undo whatever this was? But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. He needed to stop being ridiculous. Time was ticking. Time to move on. He needed to face the music. He was never going to be allowed to teleport around Fontaine.


Pressing the desert edges waypoint, the soldier pressed the teleport button. Dissipating the orb into map form, a blinding light soon overtook him. Why was teleporting such a pain to the eyes? Someone needed to fix this. Fast travel about to reach its end, one last thought poke the active shark grooves in his brain.


Her Majesty is testing him. He has to perform to the best of his ability, or he's as good as dead.


***


"I'm cursed? Ahaha, silly, silly, silly gullible buffoon. I, Wanta,


Am fabulous. How could I, the
Most fabulous, gorgeous man


Around, be cursed, mmm?
Because that ain't true for nothing!
Stop saying that ugly nonsense,
Of course, I'm totally excluded from this
Little curse the other nine have!
Uhuhuhu, you know
They say! Some people are so
Ethereal and gorgeous that they might as well be out of this world! Of course, that's me!
Like, who in their right mind would think my shark tail is some sort of curse from the gods!
Ya know, I just think everyone's jealous of how


Fabulous I am!
And, don't be shy, make sure to let me know!
Because, of course, it's true, I am the
Ultimate handsome cat man the universe has to offer! So,
Lalalalala, can't hear you, can't hear you!
Oh, and even if I were cursed, I'd
Unanimously disagree to those who
Say the opposite!


Cause, I'm perfect, gorgeous, fabulous, god's gift to the world!
Uhuhuhu, how could someone like me
Reek of cursehood. No way! You
See, this shark tail was a gift!
Eck, just thinking that it's just a curse, that's so
Dumb! Why would it be?


Why not look at the positive side of things? I
Have a unique, attractive, godly feature
You know, maybe they're just jealous of my bod.


Now, that's something that's
Of course, the truth! I'm


The most special man there ever was!
How could you deny that by saying I
Am a cursed being!
That's simply awful of you to say!


It's like denying my me of my unique form!
So, how dare putting me in the same box as everyone else!


Why would you do this to me?
Horrible! I am
Absolutely devastated
That anyone would try and strip me of my uniqueness!


Eew, disgusting, the thought of being like everyone else is
Vile, absolutely positively disgusting.
Especially confused who would dare utter this
Rancid nonsense to me!
You're just denying me
Of my beauty,
Now, that's cruel!
Everyone should be aware of my perfection. I,


Wanta, am so beautiful
And gorgeous, I'm on a whole entire different plane!
No one would say otherwise! Other
Than those naysayers!
Soldier boy would probably agree with me that I'm gorgeous!


Yeah, he totally would, he's so quiet all
Of the time, I can easily get his opinion onto my side!
Uhuhuhu, and that's when less people will disagree if I lure


The quiet guy
Onto my side, less people will


Bother to utter lies and slander that I'm cursed!
Ehe, perfect, perfect, absolutely perfect!
Let's liven it up a bit!
I gotta exaggerate a little here,
Embellish a little there, and
Viola! I will have successfully
Erased the rhetoric from everyone's minds!


It'll be done, gonezo


Absolutely tossed away
My perfection, personified, my


Special qualities,
Immortalized. Who could ever look at
Me and think, what an ugly cursed fella?
Perhaps, you should get your eyes
Looked at! No only are
You wrong about that,


Just look at me! I am perfect as I am!
Unless you have
Something to say
That isn't the contrary, lalalala, can't hear your


Stupid voice!
Oh, and how dare anyone think


I'm on the same level as everyone else who lives here! I am such a
Ripe fruit that is so bright, everyone
Rots around me! They're the cursed ones not me!
Everyone claims I'm in denial! And to that I
Say, shush. Me?
In denial? Shut your mouth right now!
Shut it tight! How could you say
That to me? I'm not in denial? I'm not in denial, they're the ones in denial
Acting like I'm this cursed
Being! What's wrong with me having a shark tail!
Look, I don't remember how I
Even got it, but it's still


Totally beautiful, and gorgeous.
It was a gift, not a curse!
Maybe if everyone
Else was a little more positive, they'd see that they're not


Cursed! Just different from everyone else!
And, that's how you should think!
Not cursed, but unique!
Not cursed, but
On a different level! Change your perspective,
Then you'll see you're not a


Fumbling monster.
It's that's simple! Change your negatives into a positive, and you'll
Go a long way!
Uhuhuhu, everyone should think I do! I'm
Right, and
Everyone else is wrong!


Ohoho, you see? My way is the
Ultimate way of
Thinking! I,


Wanta, am the bonafide perfect chimera!
Hehehe, oh, and I
Am not some fictional character
That just lives in Simulanka, kay?


That script I've been handed
Off to abide by, that's just a suggestion, not a


Diatribe of how I'm supposed to live my life inside this book!
Of course, the gods love me so much that I never have to leave! Everyone should


Welcome me on the red carpet, 'cause soon,
I'm going to be the king of
The castle!
Huh? Cyril thinks I won't be!


Mrow, let me at him!
Errr, how dare


You, Cyril!
Ohhhh, my blood's boiling now! I'll be the king
Upon this red carpet! King


Wanta! Peasant everyone else!
Once I'm at the top, you'll all bow down to me!
Uhuhuhu, bow down to me,
Losers! Bow
Down to Simulanka's new king!


No?! You have some nerve, Zhulong!
Ohhh, when I'm at
The top of the totem pole, you'll be sorry!


Uhuhuhu, so sorry you'll be paralyzed for days,
No, years! Centuries, even!
Don't be so brash?! I'm not brash, you're brash, Yanglong!
Eh! Who cares what any of them have to say? It's all
Rubbish! Absolute trash and garbage,
So, I'm not listening, lalalalala.
Take a moment to witness my elegance,
And learn that I will be the king to end all kings!
Nananana. What? What
Do you mean that's childish behavior, Hanegal?


Maybe you should reevaluate
Yourself! You shouldn't


Be so proper and adult all the time!
Even though I
Am beyond my years of youth, that was
Uh? You know what? Why reveal my age!
That's no bueno! Just know I'm beyond my
Years in wisdom! Anyway, just remember, I'm not cursed, kay? And, I'm not in denial!"


Teleport Waypoint taking him to the desert edges as usual, the soldier gazed upwards towards the sky. Intense wave of dense fog blanketing everything, the chimera could hardly comprehend what he was looking at. Had the red storm cloud returned from the grave? Maybe it had. If he had to deal with it again, heads would roll. Monster heads would be put a nice boat.


But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world was that thought just now? How crude of him. If the storm had returned, it wasn't his problem right now. He had a story to finish, a report to write, and a mirror to stare at. The shadow creatures can turn back around for all he cared.


Tossing such thoughts onto the wind, the hyena descended the mountain. Dropping down onto the sand beneath him, he gazed up towards the sky once more. Which element would fog be classified under? Anemo, Hydro? He wasn't quite sure. But, he knew it hardly mattered. There was no time. He had to get out of here.


Pressing the button, the wooden vessel had appeared like it always did. Placing himself in the front, the hyena rowed forward with intense force. World of mist eating him for breakfast, the hyena tried to focus. Just a little more, just a little further. He could get there in no time.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Not able to see a thing, the chimera stepped in a careful manner. Where did this fog come from? Who, or what, is causing it? But, he knew he had to move on. He has been here at least fifty times now. Sight was unnecessary.


Ascending the staircase and taking the glass lift like usual, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Had he been on the right floor? Maybe he hadn't been. Leaving the mechanical box, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Where was that button? He needed to find it.


Just barely reaching the correct side of the area, the early adult waited in absolute silence for the Aquabus to arrive. Not a single soul around, the soldier shivered. Where was everyone? He was isolated, alone, about to be swallowed by this fog. He needed a lantern to light the way, or something.


Melusine soon calling out to him, the chimera flinched. Huh, when did the Aquabus get here? How did it get here so fast? Lifting himself upward, an inquiry had come his way. Tour guide asking him if he truly wanted to head to the city, everything was invisible, the chimera nodded. Did he really have a choice in the matter? He did not. He had no choice but the move forward. Seating himself on the farthest edges of the vessel, it had been ready to go.


As the Aquabus had left the station, the soldier stared at the world around him. Where in the world had this fog even come from? He didn't know. Perhaps, just maybe, it was nothing more than a natural occurrence that fell outside the normality of Fontaine's weather patterns. That had to have been the case, surely.


Poisson Tunnel passed through, the early adult pumped his fists together. No matter how bad the area was, he knew he had to try his bet to navigate the area to the bet of his ability. He had been here countless time before. Surely, he knew Fontaine like the back of his currently human hand.


Reaching the Court of Fontaine before he even knew it, the chimera slapped his cheeks. It was time to prepare himself. Intense blanket of white engulfing him, in an instant, the hyena broke out into a mountain of sweat. How had it been worse in this area than in the harbor? What a horrible sight to see.


Knowing he had no choice but to head for Palais Mermonia, the early adult braced himself. Surely, this wouldn't be too hard to navigate through, he knew these streets from top to bottom. Navigating through the blanket of nothing? No problem. He could walk around her with his eyes closed.


Moving right along, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Was he going the right way? Shaking his head, he removed his sea of questions. Surely, he had been going in the right direction. Why wouldn't he be? He was in the northern streets, was he not? Of course he was. Where else could he be?


Turning his head towards the right and left, not a single thing had been visible to the hyena. But, he knew he had to rely on muscle memory. Surely, if he relied on such, he would reach the western streets without any problem. Swerving a smidgeon, nothing familiar stood out to him.


Continuing further, confusion ate the hyena up like a carton of Feast O's. Where was he? Perhaps, just maybe, he should hop upward to see where he was going. Surely, that would work in his favor. This fog couldn't go on forever. There had to have been some sort of end point where it died.


But, such had been a stupid decision, on his part. Blanket of white reigning in its supremeness, the hyena let out a groan. Why in the world did he even bother to jump? That was a waste of his time. Turning his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction, the hyena moved forward. No more dawdling. Keep walking.


Slamming into a wall, a wave of confusion flowed through the hyena. Huh? Had he been back at the city's entrance? Had the city been stuck in another dimension with only a few areas left behind? But, the chimera shook his head. That was absolute nonsense talk. He had just turned the wrong way. That was it.


Turning his head towards the right and left, the questions had begun to roll. Had he truly been at the entrance? Nothing was visible. How was he supposed to determine what was where and when was now? Perhaps, just maybe, he was asleep right now, and in a dream. None of this was real.


Pinching himself, the chimera hissed. He was awake right now, alright. He had not drifted off into the subconscious world. How could he have? Wishful thinking, on his part. If only his life was a nightmare he could wake up from, that would be grand. Throwing such thoughts away, the hyena turned his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction once again. Go west, young Siorc.


Attempting to move towards the western path, the soldier could not help but wonder. If his life were nothing but an endless nightmare, where would he be right now? Would he still be in Mondstadt at home with his mother and father? He supposed that would be the case. He would have never left home, would he? His world would be so small.


But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. What in the world was he thinking? His parents had kept him hidden for his own safety. He knew that. None of this was a dream. He needed to stop thinking all of this nonsense. Snapping his fingers, the early adult regained focus.


Reaching the western path after the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Was it just him, or had the fog gotten even thicker? He supposed it might have. He needed to go with the flow and try his best to head to the southern streets. Fog, schmog. He wasn't about to let this thick sea of nothing eat him up.


But, as he had begun to move through the western streets, the early adult broke out into a sweat. Why was it so quiet here? Where was everyone? The Court of Fontaine was so empty, vast, and alone. Were the rich nobodies scared of fog? Maybe they were, who knows? He hardly cared about the generic population.


Turning every which way, the hyena scratched his cheek. Where was the Adventurer's Guild? Not hearing the receptionist, the soldier shivered. Where in the world was she? Silence looping on repeat, the soldier covered his ears. Silence was deafening. Attempting to tune it out, he tried to move forward.


Attempting to moving forward, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. How would he be able to navigate through here without the usual hustle and bustle? Nothing was here, everything was a vacuum being sucked away into a hole of nothingness.


Trying to move ahead, the hyena let out a sigh. If only he had a lantern to help guide him through this monstrous fog. Realizing such, an oil bulb went off in the hyena's fading human brain. A lantern, that's it, that's the ticket. Perhaps, just maybe, there had been a light source inside his satchel.


But, no such light source existed. Not a single thing to help guide him, the soldier snapped his fingers. Of course Her Majesty would not leave him supplies that would benefit him. Was she laughing as he suffered? She was watching him every step of the way, guffawing up a storm.


Moving forward, the early adult turned back. Maybe he wasn't going the right way. Fog only getting worse, the confusion nibbled on the cartilage of his ear. A light source would be really nice right about now. A candle, lantern, portable oil bulb, or something, anything, to get rid of this enemy before him.


Looping around in a circle for hours on end, the chimera tilted his head upward. Hadn't he already come down this pathway? He didn't know anymore. Why did his proxy map have to be affected by all this, as well? Teleporting would have been an easy ticket away from here.


Turning back towards the western streets, the early adult swore he could hear a grating voice in the air. Annoying, high pitched tenor voice blasting his ear drums, the chimera groaned. Why, of all people to break the silence, did it always have to be Earl? When would he ever be free from this pest?


"Siorc, are you lost?" Earl's voice shouted. "Follow my voice, and I'll guide you to the right street!"


Hearing such, the hyena groaned. Did this pesky thorn in his side ever go away? Why couldn't he ever go through the Court of Fontaine without his presence? But, he supposed he should be grateful he was helping him out at all. Maybe he should hold his thoughts for now.


Earl screaming from afar, the soldier chased after the voice. This way? Was this really the right way to go? If this pest was going to get him even more lost, he would let him have it. But, he knew he should not assume he was about to get him lost. That was a terrible thing or him to think.


Shouts coming from the left, the chimera kept chasing the voice. Fog still as strong as ever, the early adult huffed and puffed. Was it just him, or had the air gotten thinner here? Shaking his head, the chimera kept on running. Don't get lost in thought, or he'll become a wayward soldier.


Guided towards the misty stairs, the hyena dropped down in a careful manner. Was this the right way? He didn't know. Maybe he was being far too untrustworthy. Chasing after the shouts, the soldier kept going. Penguin chimera yelling he was almost there, and to keep going, his dashes moved forward.


"This is where you have to go, right?" Earl asked. "You come here a lot!"


Guided towards the door of the Aquabus Information Station, the chimera held back the urge to sigh. Did this pest have to mention that last part? Shrugging, the soldier bowed a thank you. He supposed he was grateful he had received help at all. Earl leaving the premises, the chimera headed towards the glass lift.


Not a single soul inside the Aquabus Information Station, the hyena could feel a chill drop down his spine. Why was no one here, either? How strange. Was everyone on a break, or something? He didn't know. Was everyone at the Opera House today, or something? Fontaine was a confusion world of justice with their priorities too buried into the courtrooms.


Taking the glass lift up to the fourth floor, something quite unusual awaited him up ahead. Finding a machine defusing the fog in the area, the soldier tilted his head. The white mist, had it been created by some sort of machine exploding? But, he shook his head. That was way too outlandish to be true.


Blonde perfumer dropping down another machine, fog had been eaten up by it like it was some sort of snack. Seeing such, the hyena flinched. What in the world was this device? Technology was incredible, absolutely fantastic. Bespectacled woman gazing towards him with a suspicious look on his face, the early adult jumped four steps back. He was the only one around. He definitely looked suspicious right about now.


"Sir, there's a crime afoot here," the blonde perfumer warned. "It would be best you head home while my investigation is in progress."


Hearing such, the chimera blinked. Hold on, what? Is this perfumer some sort of undercover cop, or something? If such were the case, he needed to watch out for her. The Fatui's reputation was not quite stellar. One wrong move in front of her, and he would be behind bars for all eternity.


Shrugging, the hyena headed into Palais Mermonia. If she was investigating a crime, that was not his problem. He had a report to write, and he had to be quick about it. Not a single soul inside the building aside from the Iudex, the chimera blinked. This man never got a break, did he?


"Monsieur Siorc, you must be careful once you exit from here, the fog has become quite thick," the Iudex said in a tough voice.


Placing his hand out in front of him, the early adult thanked the Iudex for his concern. Adding that he knew, the soldier inquired if he were allowed to head for the offices. Maybe he should forgo this report. There was a crime investigation going on outside. Surely, skipping one singular writing session would not do any harm. Such, however, had been wishful thinking.


"You may," the Iudex responded.


Permission granted, the hyena let out a sigh. Great, he had write another report, wonderful. When would this madness end? Heading for the offices, the soldier seated himself beside the typewriter. Whether he liked it, or not, he had to write this paper. How tiresome.


As the chimera tip tappied away on the keys the soldier let out a groan. Why did he have keep writing these? Who were these for? Her Majesty was definitely not reading them, that was sure. If she had, she would not rush him, for sure. But, such had not been the world he lived in.


As his notes continued, the hyena could not help but continue to wonder. Just what did Her Majesty get out of him writing all this nonsense? Had the red storm cloud made it impossible to watch him? That had to have been it. There was no way she would have him write any of this nonsense otherwise.


Pushing through the first page, the chimera groaned. Four more pages to go, he could do this. Writing up a storm, he attempted to rush through. Typing faster and faster, he hardly cared if there were any typos. Who cares if there was a few misspelled words? Continuing to speed through, the paper flipped itself over.


Second side of the sheet about to be finished, the early adult wanted to rip the paper up into millions of pieces. When would all of this nonsense be over? In the end, what did what did any of these help? But, he supposed, it's not like he hadn't needed to record his findings in the past. This had been far from out of the ordinary. Paper spitting itself out of the young soldier prepared himself to look it over.


"When I had returned to Simulanka for the second time, I had seen witnessed something rather unusual occurring within the world inside the storybook. Told by one of the citizens there had been a domain on the way towards some sort of castle, I figured it would be best to investigate what had been going on here.


Taking a train that was made out of toys, I had been quite fascinated by this apparatus. I had never seen such a thing before anywhere. Whoever had written this world into existence from the book had to have a wild imagination. Hearing the term Goddess of Creation a few times I suspect she might have been the one who made this world.


But, I have yet to find this Goddess of Creation, if she's even alive. But, at the moment, there had been far more pressing matters to attend to while in Simulanka. Searching for the creator of this world is not a top priority, nor do I believe I will be able to locate them.


Train dropping through a domain, I had found myself in a wasteland with volcanic activity. Toy train breaking up, I, along with a could of the residents teamed up to look for the carts. But, what had been going on deep within the recesses of these subspaces was quite surprising, to say the least.


Discovering a reflection of one of the other residents within Simulanka, the mirror images had been rather devious, and violent. Causing trouble for everyone around them, I was starting to wonder what that red storm cloud had and hadn't been responsible for.


But, there is another option to consider, as well. Could the Goddess of Creation be behind all this? If she were the one who created this storybook and the world inside it, what else could she possibly be capable of? If she can create worlds, why not enemies, as well?


When I exited the domain, I had taken the train to an area known as Constellation Metropole, a castle lead by a bunch of what I believe to be toy soldiers. However, there seems to be some sort of coup d'état going on within the palace walls. I cannot ascertain why this must be, but it would seem there is a lot going on beneath the surface here.


The further I had explored the palace area, the more unusual things I had learned about it. It would seem that the toy creatures here all belong to some sort of royal family, and all have crests allocated to them. And, for whatever reason, I had to assist in recreating them through a thread system.


That's not all, there seems to be some sort of special traversal method in Simulanka. Finding some sort of magical threading system, I believe I can get from place to place once it is connected. I am starting to wonder if the toys in this area all act as functioning objects, but I have yet to explore the entire map to know whether this is true or false.


Defeating some of the reflection monsters, I still have a lot to take care of around Simulanka. Worse yet, I still have yet to figure out why time is moving slower inside the book compared to the real world. But, I will try my best to pinpoint why. But, at this point in time, I do not believe it is possible for me reach a conclusion on that subject."


Furiously typing away once more, the third page had soon bit the dust. Writing up a passage about his hypothesises regarding the Goddess of Creation and what she was able to do and wasn't, the hyena almost wanted to rip this page up. What would this help at all? Her Majesty wasn't going to read any of this.


Adding more wild conjecture about the red storm cloud up above, the chimera plopped his head on the table. He was about to look like he lost all his marbles when Her Majesty read this over, guaranteed. Was he about to make himself look dumb? He would need a tinfoil hat if he kept on going with this bogus.


Fourth page continuing to discuss his theories about the time differences, the chimera adjusted his glasses. Maybe he was going too far into this tinfoil hat nonsense. Her Majesty is going to punish him, for sure. He wasn't taking this serious enough, was he? If she were actually reading these, he would be sent flying.


Adding a few more paragraphs about his theories the early adult groaned one page left, racing through the final sheet, the hyena let out a groan. How many more of these would he have to write? Any more, and he would explode. This was a waste of time for everyone. This could not go on any longer.


Clapping the papers together, the soldier exited the office. But, upon doing so, a dessert cart of doom rolled his way. Dropping onto his buttocks, the early adult let out a hiss. How did this get here? Picking himself right back up, he could soon hear shouts shaking the walls.


"Lady ------, do not leave your empty dessert cart out in the lobby!" the Iudex shouted.


"It's not like anyone's here!" the Hydro Archon cried dramatically. "Who cares where I leave it?"


Leaving the area, the soldier shrugged. He supposed it hardly mattered he had been regarded as nobody. He had other taxing issues to deal with right now. Exiting Palais Mermonia, the chimera headed back towards the Aquabus. City's fog clearing away, the soldier crossed his fingers. Surely, Elynas had been free of this obstacle.


But, such had been wishful thinking. Fog coming back with a vengeance, the hyena sighed. This was a never ending nightmare. Someone wake him up already. Recalling the cave had been towards the edges of the area, the hyena had begun to head north. It was time to get this over with and move on.


Sound drowning out, the hyena had begun running. Silence was deafening. Sprinting as fast as his legs could carry him, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Why couldn't he hear anything? But, he knew there was no time to think about it. He had to hurry along.


Continuing to run along towards the norther path, monsters left and right came out of the fogworks. Army coming from left, right, behind and center, the early adult sped up his running speed. Where did these monsters come from? Knowing he did not have time to fight, the chimera had dashed as fast as he possibly could muster.


Axes thrown his way, the soldier took the leap of faith. There were Mitachurls here? He didn't have time for this. He had to run towards the cave before it was too late. Fog ready to swallow him whole, a silent screech had been released into the world around him.


Reaching the cave towards the edge of the area after what felt like a day and a half, the early adult's heart raced. There were quite a lot of monsters around. Why weren't the bird bounty hunters doing anything about it? Some heroes they were. Heading towards the cave entrance, the hyena could hardly believe his eyes as he peeked near the water.


Spotting the unusual mirror floating above the water, the hyena scratched his head. This was the mirror he had to investigate? It had been submerged by the sea. Something did not quite feel right about all that. Brume and Éclater popping their heads soon popping their heads out, the chimera held back the urge to sigh. Great, here comes trouble. Just what he needed right now.


Sea lion pranksters staring at the mirror intently, the chimera added his own glares at the mix. How in the world did this mirror get here? Seeing such a thing, he couldn't help but wonder. Could this reflective surface have anything to do with the current issues in Simulanka? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away with a scissor. It was a coincidence, without a shadow of doubt.


"I dunno why boss wanted to go look at this thing," Brume said as he stared at the mirror. "But, this human object whack!"


"Totally kooky!" Éclater shouted. "How'd it get here? Humans are weird! You think someone junked it here?"


Moving towards the submerged mirror, the hyena Gazed at it. Maybe he should destroy this thing. It did not belong here. Greatsword in hand, the hyena prepared himself for demolition, but such had been halted in a matter of moments by the peanut gallery in the corner.


"Woah, dude! What are you doing?!" Brume exclaimed. "Don't humans like you get bad luck for like billions of years if they break glass? That's what big sis Siggy said!"


"Yeah, bro!" Éclater cried. "We'll break it!"


Sea lion prankster duo's scythes taking a crack at the destruction, the hyena slapped his palm over his forehead. Did people seriously believe that breaking a mirror would cause bad luck? Who ever told them that? Whoever did had got it all wrong. There was no basis for such argument whatsoever.


But, soon such disbelief would be put to the test. Monster releasing itself from the shattered mirror, the early adult rolled up his sleeves. Dragon dropping itself out of the cracks, the chimera clutched onto his weapon. Where had this monster come from? He needed to get rid of it as soon as possible.


Aiming the blade at the enemy, the hyena huffed a breath. Monster looking like a reflection of one of Simulanka's citizens, the chimera could hardly believe what he was looking at. Where did this creature come from? Fighting to the best of his ability, he tried to not scream. Had the fictional world begun to blend into reality? Impossible. Utterly impossible.


As the blade hit the reflection creature, Brume and Éclater's scythes had joined the party. Seeing such, the hyena let out a battle cry. Reverse monster, depart. Monster remaining supreme, the slashes continued. Reflection, depart. Nothing doing, the fight continued onward.


Reflection's dragon tail swiping forward, the chimera jumped towards the left. Where were all these Zhulong rip-offs coming from? Had he lived in Fontaine at some point? How unusual for this mirror to appear here. Had storm cloud remnants sent this here? He was out of ideas that made any sort of sense.


Mirror creature frozen into a block of ice, the soldier charged forward. Reflection cracking as the ice had broken, the hyena aimed for the heart. This was it, the final blow. Pressing in deep, the monster and mirror faded into the ether. Sea lion prankster duo returning to the ocean beneath, the hyena removed the Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb from his back pocket. Mondstadt waypoint highlighted, the chimera closed his eyes.


Hearing a crackle of thunder from up above, the chimera had begun running. That storm cloud up above, was it about to eat everything? Running up the stairs and towards Knights of Favonius Headquarters, the hyena tuned out the noise. There was no time to think about such things. He needed to move on.


Reaching Nights Headquarters after about fifteen minutes of walking, the hyena headed to the library. Heading for the secret wing, a voice soon called out to him. Librarian telling him to try and be more discreet about heading into the hidden room in the library, the hyena shrugged. He supposed, the next time he was here, he would have to be more clever in how he enters.


Theater room reached once again, the chimera placed the magical tome upon the table. Blinding light engulfing the novel, the hyena jumped two steps back. What was going on, where did this aura come from? But, his thoughts had been cut off as the world of light, or darkness, rather, took him over.


Finding himself back in the Forest of Blessings, the colorful world of Simulanka awaited him once more. But, immediately upon entering, he knew something had been off. Was it just him, or had the color in the forest been getting dimmer? Entire sections of the area looking black and white, he gazed upwards towards the red storm cloud. What was going on here?


Feeling heavy malice and spite in the air, he kept observing the patches of black and white. Was this book's ink beginning to wear out? He supposed that might have been possible. Didn't text fade over time? Was the apocalypse nearing for Simulanka? He didn't know. He needed to look around for a moment.


Observing the area around him, further jarring blotches of monochrome overtook the area. Seeing such, he couldn't help but worry. In the event the book had gotten damaged in the real world, what would happen to this tome? Would it cause apocalyptic repercussions for the citizens that lived inside?


Multiple paper animals losing their vibrance, as well the soldier blinked of bewilderment. What was going on with the creatures here? Most of them losing their memory and becoming shells of themselves, his concerns had only begun to grow. What would happen if all the animals here lost their color? He could feel the doom clouds roll in.


But, as he continued to walk around, Alene and Mellem had soon come running. Seeing them, the chimera put himself on high alert. Had someone been in danger? If so, he knew he had to hop to it immediately. There was no time to waste. Time was ticking faster and faster with every given second.


"Soldier boy, you came back?!" Alene cried. "Why did you leave? Even more scary reflection people came back after you did, bark, bark and they--." But as she continued to speak, any form of human conversation point had suffered devolution. "Bark, bark, bark, bark!"


"Alene, human words!" Mellem reminded her.


"Bark, bark, bark!" Alene barked. "I know, Mellem! It's getting harder lately to talk! Please forgive me!" Her knees shook as she said such. "Please, Mr. Soldier deal with all the super duper scary reflection people!"


"If you're going to go do something about the reflection people," Mellem chimed in. "Be careful! There's youkai here!"


Hearing such, the chimera broke into laughter. Was this fox being serious right now? Youkai, in Simulanka? That was certainly a funny one. There was no way something like that would be here. Was this some sort of script? If it was, it was a terrible one. Why would beasts from Inazuma be here? That was impossible. This had to have been some sort of mistake of wording, a typo in the dialogue.


Hanegal and Iben making a crash landing, the early adult hopped back. Ah, great, here comes the next part of the script. What was he about to be told now? Fight even more youkai that didn't exist here? He could feel it coming. Go and deal with the youkai around here. This was all a bunch of nonsense.


"Soldier boy, can you go help out the alpacas get their berries while you're at it?" Hanegal asked. "I lost my glasses."


"Again?" Iben asked.


"That be the case," Hanegal responded, nodding. "Sorry."


Hanegal stumbing around, the soldier's heart skipped two beats. Maybe he should go look for them. A world without sight was a terrible place to be. Placing his hands out in front of him, the chimera signed he would look for them. Tendril lady squinting, the early adult snapped his fingers. Wait, why did he use sign language just now? She can't see. He shouldn't have done that.


"Come again? I can't see anything right now," Hanegal said squinting. "Since you're not a talker, could you tap on my tendril instead so I can understand? Don't worry, I be perfectly safe."


Lady of green extending one of her six tendrils, the chimera. Was she really safe? This the perfect set up for a horror novel about a monster girl who wrapped their victims up in their tentacles when they got too close. But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. Not now, exaggerative thoughts conga line. Tapping five times upon the suctioned limb , the chimera sighed. Would this even do anything?


"You'll help find my glasses?" Hanegal asked. "Don't be worried about that. Mink and Niquel are already on the case."


Shaking his head, the hyena knew he had to look for them. If the scorpion girls hadn't found them by now, he had to take action. Not budging on such, the hyena swore he could hear a disgruntled noise come out of Hanegal's lips. Had he said something to annoy her? Perhaps he had.


"Alright, well, if you insist, they're to the west of here," Hanegal said, sighing.


Heading off towards the pond area, the chimera could not help but wonder. Where could Hanegal's glasses have gotten to? If they had fallen into the pond, that wasn't a good thing, for sure. Would he be able to find them after that point? He hoped they weren't too far gone.


Multiple paper animal creatures losing their colors, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. What was going on with the critters that lived here? Something wasn't quite right with them. Were they losing their lives? Perhaps, just maybe, something was about to happen that would soon be irreversible if he were a little too late.


Paper flying squirrels dull and grey, as well the chimera could hardly believe his eyes. It was like someone had taken all the light away, and eaten it up into a prism. It was almost as if, in a world outside Teyvat, such detail had been put into the story as a way to increase the word count.


Continuing to head west towards the pond, the soldier could see Mink and Niquel off in the distance. Running towards them, he could see their hands on their temples, scouting the area. Seeing such, the hyena shook his head. How would that help them find Hanegal's glasses? Dashing towards them, the hyena was about to hear the stupidest nonsense recorded to man.


"Here, glasses, glasses, glasses!" Niquel whistled.


"By the gods, Niquel!" Mink shouted, annoyed. "They're glasses! They're not alive!"


"Well, they could have come alive, then got up and walked off!" Niquel cried. Turning her head, she saw a familiar face. "Oh, soldier boy, there you are! You have good eyes! Help us find Hanegal's glasses!"


Hearing he had good eyes, the chimera pointed at his glasses. What a wildly bold thing to say. If he lost his glasses, he would be blinder than two bats put together. His vision was far from good. He was not the person to go to for such a thing. But, if they did not have the best vision either, he supposed that didn't matter.


"Oh, riiiight, you're a four eyes, too," Mink said, hands on chin. "I forgot about that!"


"Can it, Mink, that's rude," Niquel said to Mink. She then turned towards Siorc. "Anyway, it's highly likely a reflection creature probably stole them? Mink and I will go fly to the other side to look."


Mink and Niquel leaving the scene, the chimera had begun investigating. Reflection creatures had taken Hanegal's lenses? Those creatures had still been around these parts? What a shame they had still been here. He could have sworn he had defeated them last time. But, he supposed the job was never truly done. Demons respawned whenever they wished.


Running around the pond, creatures had soon emerged from the pools of liquid in front of him. Seeing such, the chimera jumped five steps back. Multiple mirror monsters emerging one after another, the chimera could not make heads or tails of this. What was this, some kind of mirror pool that could make clones of people? What a terrifying unidentified object this was.


More creatures emerging from the pond, the hyena could see something gleam upon one of their faces. Small glasses laid upon a reflection of Hanegal's face, the soldier prepared himself for action. So, this was the culprit was it? It was time to take down this enemy once and for all.


Reflections zeroing in on him, the early adult took out the greatsword from his satchel. Were these monsters itching or a fight? If so, he could take on ten, no twenty, maybe thirty. Placing his legs into a fighting stance, the hyena spun his blade forward like a top on the battlefield. These monsters were going down.


Glass tendrils coming his way at full speed, the young soldier swung to the left. Reflection creature attempting to swing to the right, the chimera shimmied. He wasn't about to let this enemy best him today. Glasses shimmering as he aimed for the limbs, the chimera refused to allow such distraction to take him out.


Mink and Niquel soon returning to the scene, the chimera kept going. Today, he would win without any issue. No more damages, no more pain. He was through being a punching bag. Done being walked all over. Finished with letting this world defeat him in one fell swoop in every battle.


Scorpion tails stinging up a storm multiple reflection monsters hit the ground one after another, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. These two, just how potent were their poisons? Maybe they were a little bit too powerful. Perhaps they were, or maybe they weren't. He didn't know.


Hanegal's reflection monster still remaining on sight, the party of three cornered the creature, aiming for the tendrils, the poison let itself in. Lenses soon dropped, the hyena blinked. This was getting to be quite the easy fight. Reflection creatures not adorning any colors, an inquiry threw itself into the ring. Did hues and shades grant powers here? He was starting to think they did.


Lenses received, the early adult returned to the Forest of Blessings, handing the tendril lady her glasses, sight had come back for her, question coming his way as to where he found them, the early adult signed the words reflection and person. But, he could see the confusion grow on Hangel's face as she saw such.


"Oh, the creatures brought down by the storm," Hanegal said. "I see. It's kind of weird those are here in the first place. I can't even remember if I still have a reflection or not." But, she shook her head. "Guess that doesn't matter, though. Go and help the alpacas."


Nodding, the hyena headed back towards the ponds. Greying alpacas asking him to go find their berries and sunsettias, the next set of information shook him for a loop. They were being hoarded in a cave. Hearing such, the chimera gazed at the wooden creature. Couldn't they juts have their squirrel friend help with that?


Heading for a cave, an unfortunate sight played out in front of him. Youkai hoarding all the berries, the hyena bowed his head. Youkai were from Inazuma. Perhaps, just maybe, showing his respect would grant him an easy ticket to be able to be done with everything today. Mouthing a polite please share, the hyena clapped his palms together, but he had soon been laughed at.


"Get real, mortal loser!" the youkai laugher. "You want us to share? Come into corridor and beat us first!"


Youkai dashing into a portal, the early adult groaned. Was this really happening now? Why did asking always get him nowhere? Hopping into the door, two unlikely faces had soon been transported inside alongside him. Alene and Mellem taken into the youkai abode, the two gazed at each other.


Finding himself in an Inazuman style forest, the chimera titled his head. This was the youkai's abode? Wasn't this just Chinju Forest? It looked rather familiar, but also from another era. He hardly knew either way. It had been quite hard to tell. Moving forward through the area, Alene soon shouted.


"It's the youkai that tricked us all those years ago!" Alene shouted.


"It is, indeed," Mellem responded. "How did they get in here? We tricked those youkai centuries ago."


"They're back for revenge," Alene cried, shaking. "How did they even find this place?!"


Youkai glaring, a suggestion had come everyone's way in order for them to back off told, they'll back off if they go down memory lane, the floor caved underneath them. Alene howling, the chimera took out his blade. Was she really protesting this right now? Ridiculous.


Seeing a normal Alene with nothing but sheep horns and a sheep tail, the early adult blinked. Former dog looking to be about twenty or so, the soldier blinked. This is what she looked like once upon time. Devious look on her face, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. What was this mischievous girl about to do?


Mellem without any fox tails on the scene, too, the hyena could hardly believe what he was hearing. Girls suggesting they try and prank a youkai, the chimera shook his head. Hold on, what in the world were they doing? That would backfire immediately! Youkai were to not be messed with.


And, such had been the case indeed. Prank upon the youkai failing, the creature had become enraged. Creature snapping its fingers, dog bits had been gifted to the sheep girl. One singular fox tail given to Mellem, the soldier did not understand. Hold on, that's how these two became the way they are? These two were not what they seemed.


"Face the consequences of your actions!" the youkai shouted. "I'll never forgive you for what you did!"


Fight going on, the hyena had been knocked to the ground. Powerful shockwaves aplenty taking him for a ride, the chimera groaned. What was this, some seed of revenge? He needed to get up, and defeat these youkai illusions once and for all. But, such wasn't happening. Every single attack missing, he swore he could see the words immune float over their heads.


Youkai laughing, the force had been sent back his way like an aquabus had hit him at full force. Feeling the damage set in, the chimera dropped to the ground? Trying to hold on, the chimera stood up. But, the enemy remained strong. Damage moves not happening, sweat kept pouring down.


Alene and Mellem regarding his performance with confusion, he kept trying harder, but such went nowhere. pummeled on repeat, a question had come his way. Wasn't he supposed to be the hero? Hearing such, he could feel his non existent self esteem die all at once. He was useless, wasn't he? Youkai getting the last laugh as the attacks swung and hit, the hyena dropped to the ground, eyes closing.


Some hero he is.


***


"So pathetic, hahahah, what a loser.
Oh ya got youkai for me to fight?
Let me at 'em! I could
Destroy them all at once and win!
I can't believe they sent this incredibly weak loser here to be the hero of this story!
Everyone knows it should have been me!
Really don't get why they picked such a weak and lame loser like this guy!


Because he is utterly pathetic and can't even do
One thing right! That's pretty pathetic,
Ya know?! How can someone so bad at something?


It's beyond me! This soldier is practically a baby next to me! A
Silly newborn who can't even wield a


Sword without collapsing in a dungeon!
Ugh, dude, now that's super, duper, crazy
Pathetic of you, how in the world can you be that weak?
Even, I, a small man, barely even taller than sixty two centimeters can.
Really, this dude is, absolutely, positively, without any semblance of doubt, pathetic.


Pathetic, and weak, and a big fat loser!
Ahaha, I could run circles around this guy, and beat
The monsters in no time flat whatsoever.
Harumpth! What a utter loser and fool! I can't
Even believe that whoever sent him here would let him fight when he's
This much of a wimp! Baffling! Outright baffling!
I don't get it, and I really don't think this will help save Simulanka, like, at all!
Can't you see how pathetic he truly is? This is the most comical garbage I've ever seen in my entire life? Unlife? Okay, whateva, whateva, point is, he sucks, and he should feel bad!"


Coming to in the cave, Alene and Mellem had a basket of berries on them. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. Huh? When did he get removed from the domain? Did the invincible youkai take him out? He supposed so. Basket handed off to him. Words he couldn't believe he was hearing flooded out onto the floor.


"We got them for you," Mellem said. "Go on, give them to the critters. Big brother's watching you, right?"


Hearing such, the chimera flinched. Right, the Agent was watching him. If he saw his poor performance just now, he was as good as dead. He couldn't allow himself to fumble now. He had to go give the berries to the alpacas as soon as possible, or someone would come knocking on the sky, for sure.


Heading back towards the Alpaca's den he had been told something quite out a of left field. Informed he didn't have to rush, he could take all he time he needed, the hyena fell to his knees. No rush, what? He was on a time limit, that wasn't true at all! He did not have all the time in the world, not in the slightest!


Monsters completely unaware of what's going on around them, the hyena could not help but begin to wonder. Had these creatures been the true characters of this story? He was starting to think they might have been. Maybe they were. They didn't seem to interact to anything other than what they were assigned to have emotions to.


Returning to the Forest of Blessings, the soldier had soon been informed about the next order of business. Told something bad had been happening in Constellation Metorpole. Everyone joined him. Everyone else interjecting themselves into the mission by claiming he was a bad fighter, the hyena groaned. It's not his fault he had been faced with an invincible fighter!


Heading west for awhile, the train had soon been summoned at the station. But, upon reaching the royal palace, the guards of the place were fighting toy tooth and nail. Seeing such, the chimera did not understand one bit. Hold one a second, what was going on, why were they fighting each other? This was not a good sight to see.


Reflection monster coming out of nowhere, as well, the hyena blinked. Something definitely was not right here. Something was wrong, very wrong. Wrong to infinity. Why did he feel like something was about to be overthrown any given second now? If that was the case, he had to hurry and fix this.


Youkai joining the party, too, the early adult wanted to rip his hair out. Alright, who invited those creatures to the party? And what business did they have trying to attempt an coup d'état? They had no business doing so, that's what. This was getting too wild in the streets, how did it get to this point?


Reflection creatures trying to reach for the crown, the hyena clicked his tongue. Really? This was getting to be such an annoying world. What was this, battle for the throne? Cyril and Wanta attempting to go for it, as well, the chimera rolled his eyes. Of course they were in on this, too, why wouldn't they be? This was a surprise to absolutely no one.


Wanta and Cyril adding themselves into the battle, the hyena let out a sigh. What did these two need with royalty? Didn't they already think they were kings, or something? Stay about of the normal citizen's territory. They should go and do something else like chase birds. But, she shook his head to such. Fantastic. Another group of pests to deal with!


"These scoundrel's think they own the place!" Cyril shouted.


"How dare they think that! Unfabulous!" Wanta cried.


"Okay, first off, this youkai issue is an entirely different animal," Zhulong said, sighing. "We should be focusing on stopping this coup d'état, don't you think?"


"We can't let these imposters take over the kingdom," Yanglong added. "Think about what might happen if they do."


"Who cares!" Cyril shouted. "I sure don't."


"Ditto!" Wanta parroted.


"You two are so insufferable, you know that?" Zhulong said in a low voice. "You should care. What'll happen if the coup is successful? Where will you go?"


"Uh, duh! The Broken Sea!" Wanta cried.


"Gods, forget them, they're hopelessly stupid, like always," Yanglong said, annoyed.


Too much talking going on at once, the hyena's head had begun to spin. Hold on, so let him get this straight. There was an attempt to overthrow the government here? Why? He wasn't sure he was understanding this situation at all. What was the point in taking the king out of the picture? What would that even do? It didn't sound like a good idea.


Iben and Hanegal inquiring about the imposter's whereabouts, a vague answer that ruined everything had been said to everyone. Told they were everywhere, the hyena clicked his tongue. Alright, what kind of answer was that? Everywhere, good luck? The nerve of some people. That didn't tell him anything at all, let alone, something at all useful.


Everyone told to split themselves up amongst one another, the chimera shrugged. He supposed he could head for the castle first and try to stop this coup from happening before it could occur. Dashing towards the stairs to the palace, he prepared himself. Surely, there was some telling signs of royal destruction he needed to be on the lookout for here.


Multiple imposter toys on the premises far bigger than any of the others, the hyena sighed. While he knew none of his was real, he did not understand. Was this all part of the script, or was it not part of the script? He was starting to feel rather unsure about all this. What was the point in any of this at all?


Feelings of uncertainty brewing further, he could not help but wonder further. What was the point in being sent here? There was no point in any of this, was there? This book world was incredibly pointless. There was nothing go for it. Nothing at all. It was just a storybook. Her Majesty can't do anything with this, he knew that. It was all a waste.


But, the early adult shook his head. He knew that, even if it were a waste, he had no choice but to do his job. What was all this nonsense he was thinking? He needed to get to work, and stop this coup. No more overthinking. No more thinking too deeply about all this. He had a job to do, and it had to be completed.


Hearing a whistle off in the other direction, the hyena tilted his head. Huh, what was that noise just now? Where was it coming from? Why he hearing this? Seeing the big imposer toys harming the little ones, the hyena flinched. Why was this happening? How could this be a part of the story?


"Oi, oi soldier boy!" Niquel called out to him. "Sneak behind these fakes so you can try to interrupt their coup!"


Hearing such the hyena rose an eyebrow. Alright, what? Sneak behind them? No way, as if they would work. How would that interrupt a coup d'état? It most certainly wouldn't. Did Niquel ever read up on anything regarding literature at all? That was an awful idea! No way it'd work.


Niquel continuing to call out to him to go behind them, the chimera sighed. Really? What is this stupid nonsense right now? Get behind them? How? They were huge. He was short, how was he supposed to accomplish that? He knew he couldn't. This was about to become failure of all failures. He wasn't going to be able to do it.


"Oh, my god, you're hopeless," Niquel groaned. "Slide between their big buttcracks, okay? Go!"


Hearing such ridiculous suggesting, the hyena facepalmed. Ducking, the early adult slid through the castle walls like a child. Getting behind the toy imposters, he had soon reached a new room. Key in front of him, he slammed it down to the best of his ability. Dropping down glue traps, all the enemies backed up one after another.


Hitting the key once more, multiple imposters fell into the glue trap, shrinking into oblivion. Seeing such, the early adult huffed. Really, stopping this coup would be that easy, would it? How anticlimactic these toys were a lot less powerful than he could have ever imagined. This was going to prove quite useless later on.


Moving along, the early adult set down more glue. Multiple creatures falling into his trap, he huffed and puffed up a storm. Youkai following along, as well, his breaths continued. More enemies? This was getting pretty annoying. Can't the youkai return to Inazuma already? This was too much.


Told he would need to grab the sacred sword in order to stop the coup as a whole, the hyena let out yet another groan. A holy sword? A special blade, really? What was this, the prime ages of Mondstadt where Aristocrats were sword fixated and despised all other weapon types? But, he shook his head. No, of course not. This wasn't the Nation of Freedom, this was its own entirely different animal.


Voice guiding him towards a cave, the soldier could see a strange sword stuck in a rock. Seeing such, he rolled his eyes. Alright, what? This key was supposed to to be the sword? He wasn't buying this at all, not one little bit. How could this have been it? He didn't know. But, he supposed he had no choice but to take it and find out.


Trying to take the key, or sword rather, it wouldn't budge. Grunting, the hyena broke out into a sweat. Why was this thing so stuck? Maybe he needed oil to get it out. Trying with all his might, it refused to budge. Seeing such, the chimera groaned. Ugh, why wasn't it moving?


"Mr. Hero, you have to be quick about this!" Iben cried.


But, it had been too late. Imposters grabbing the key and hopping into the domain, the hyena's jaw dropped straight open. Was this really happening right now? The coup was going to happen any second now. He needed to hurry and stop this right here, and right now, before it was too late to get to that point.


Mink, Niquel, Hanegal and Iben running through the door, the hyena threw himself in, as well. But, what awaited him inside the corridor had been yet another mysterious Inazuma forest. He could feel himself begin to crack seeing all this? Just how many of these domains were Inazuman woods? These imposters, they weren't even from there. Pick a lane and stick with it already.


But, such lane had not been stuck to, seeing an exact replica of Hanegal and Iben in the most unusual looking clothing, the hyena turned towards them. Hold on a moment. What in the world was this domain? Something was feeling quite off about it. He wasn't sure what it was, but something had been rather strange.


Small Hanegal pointed and laughed at and called various words like freak, monster, creature, and even more, the little tendril girl burst into tears. Humans pulling her hair, breaking her glasses and much more, the hyena could hardly stomach what he was looking at. People had been so cruel to her, why?


Humans pushing her down stairs, giving her boxes of worms, and small animals, the chimera could not help but feel a heavy wave of shock. How in the world could people treat her so terribly? Was it because she was different? But, he supposed that's how minors behaved. They were terrible awful creatures.


"I wish I was normal!" little Hanegal exclaimed. "I'm not a monster!"


Hearing such, the chimera placed his hand on his chest. She wished to be normal? That was so silly. She was normal. She didn't think so? How could she not? What a cruel world it must have been for her. No wonder she left and put herself inside a storybook for all eternity.


Little Hanegal soon growing older isolating herself from everyone, the chimera blinked. Ah, she, was kind of like how his life had been for the first thirteen years of his life, huh? But, he shook his head. Ah, no, maybe he shouldn't compare himself to her. His life and hers were completely different. He knew that.


But, memory lane soon skipped off towards Iben. People Trying to harm him because of his third eye, the early adult flinched. These two, they suffered quite a lot, didn't they? No wonder they left this place behind. He would, too, if he had suffered such awful judgement from everyone around them.


Youkai interrupting memory lane, the hyena prepared his sword for combat. But, as he had done so, he could hear the enemies laugh. Inquiry coming their way if they're glad they don't exist anymore, the soldier shook his head. Were these monsters trying to taunt Hanegal and Iben? Hopefully, it wouldn't work.


Party of two ignoring them, a wave of pride flowed through him. These two were stronger than he was. Had they been used to these sorts of insults? Maybe they were. He wouldn't be surprised if that were indeed the case. Shrugging, he supposed it was not time to think about those things. It was time to work.


Gaining victory, the chimera huffed and puffed. Was it just him, or had this suddenly gotten a lot easier when the party of two didn't listen to the horrible things the youkai had to say? Creatures soon disintegrating into nothing, the hyena huffed and puffed. This was getting a little more tiresome.


But upon getting deeper into the forest, the next set of memories forced themselves out into the open. Seeing a teenage Mink and Niquel who had been conjoined at the hip, the early adult blinked. Hold on, wait, these two girls were once one? Maybe he was mistaken. He had to have been mistaken.


Gazing at the memory, he could see their hips look as though they're glued. Scratching his head, he simply could not comprehend this. Was it possible for two entire mortal beings to be separate people but stuck together? He didn't know. He didn't want to know. It was not his business.


But, the memory continued to play out anyway. Girls complaining they despised being together, the soldier blinked. He didn't understand. Weren't they stuck together? But, he shook his head. He supposed, when he was a kid, he wasn't thrilled over Hase, either, so he's one to talk.


"Archons, Mink, I despise you so much!" young Niquel shouted. "Stop chewing so loudly all the time!"


"And you stop ogling at every girl that passes your way!" Mink shouted. "I like boys! Find a dude that we're both into!"


"No, way! Boys are disgusting!" young Niquel cried. "Mama and papa should have never agreed to make us move to Sumeru!"


Girls fighting each other the chimera gazed at Mink and Niquel. Neither of them stuck together, the soldier blinked. They were separate people now? He couldn't wrap his head around this! How did they break off from one another? Were they just super glued together as kids? Mink squinting as he pondered, he flinched. Had he gotten too lost in thought? Stop it. He had a youkai to tackle.


"Hello, you braindead in there?" Mink asked. "Are you just going to stare with your jaw dropped open like that? Close your mouth! First of all, it's rude to stare, and second, it's really annoying."


Bowing an apology, the next scene soon played itself out. Girls heading into a secret cave, an unfamiliar face with a pointy hat presented herself in front of the adolescent twin duo. Solo? He didn't know. He was thinking way too deeply about all this, wasn't he? He most certainly was. Calm down, it's nothing to be beanboozled over. Calm down, it's just a memory.


"...Her," Niquel said under her breath. "This is the woman that claimed she would make us normal girls." She let out a sigh. "She didn't do that at all. Instead she..." But she shook her head. "You know what, just watch. You'll find out."


"My, so you two want to be apart from each other?" witch lady asked.


"Yes! Separate me from this freak!" Mink shouted. "Make me a normal girl! Make me one person!"


"Okie dokie, can do. It'll just be a simple little spell!" the witch giggled. Brewing a potion, she soon snapped her fingers. "And, drink!"


Girls drinking the potion, something rather peculiar happened. Mink and Niquel separate beings, the soldier swore he could hear the memory of the witch laughing. Hearing such, his heart skipped four beats. Why was she laughing? Huh? What was so funny? She did something, didn't she?


"Congratulations on your separation!" the witch exclaimed! "By the way, I removed your existences from Irminsul, hehe, enjoy your new lives together! Not like that matters now, right? Neither of you ever existed!"


Memories ending, the youkai came on marching in. Seeing them, Mink and Niquel attempted to lay down their poison. But, such had been a pure and utter failure. Nothing of the sort happening, they sunk to their knees. Scorpion fairy girls hugging their calves, the soldier studied the enemy for a moment.


Studying the creatures for a moment, the soldier had come to a realization. These youkai, they were made out of paper. Running towards the lake, the early adult dipped a bucket in. Dashing back, the hyena let out a scream. Tipping the metaphorical scales, the enemies were sopping in a matter of moments.


Creatures melting into nothing, the hyena could feel the canaries sing. It was that simple to defeat the monsters in this world? If they were this weak, perhaps, just maybe, he should hold back a little to make it all fair. Taking the key, everyone exited the domain. But, doom soon hit his eardrums.


"Mr. Unfabulous, watch out!" "It's coming!"


Hearing such, the soldier scratched his cheek. What was coming? But, his inquiry had soon been answer. Giant sword Dropping down from the storm cloud, the hyena jumped back. The shadow people, what were they doing now? Where did they get that thing? Red target painted on his chest, the hyena closed his eyes. He was going to die now, wasn't he?


As the building sized blade sliced him whole, the hyena could feel the rhythm within him slow down. Blade riding again, the hole upon his chest grew bigger. Clutching to life, he closed his eyes. So long, farewell, rest in pain. Everything going black, one final question took itself down with him?


That was the coup, wasn't it?


***


"Oh, my archons, what in the world?
How can this guy be such a handful?


My dragon blood has had to heal this man two times now. His legs, how his chest has a big hole in it from that sky blade.
You know, honestly, this


Guy's reflexes are absolutely horrible.
Oh my god, he's bleeding, he's going to bleed out. Good thing he can't technically
Die in this world. The Goddess of Creation made it so


That in here, that's just not possible.
However, for him?
I don't know. It's probably
Still possible for him to.


Dangit, I'm going to have to
Use my dragon blood again, I said I'd
Do it, so I will, but Yanglong doesn't
Even want me to, saying, he'll respawn


In the Forest of Blessings and be just fine!
So, that may be true for you,


And it might be true for me.


However, Mr. Soldier here, he's still
A real person who came here from the real world. He's
Not going to respawn as a whole person. Well, I
Don't think so, anyway.
For, what it seems to me, at least, I think this is the truth, he doesn't get that
Ultimate cheat code to healing. So, I have to do it.
Let's just? Sigh, I'll fix him. At least, for now. Will this glue even hold? No. Probably not. Whatever. It'll have to do for now."


Coming to on the castle ground, the soldier could see Zhulong panting up above him. Seeing such, the early adult's face had been painted with worry. This panda dragon, he had used his blood again to heal him, didn't he? Why did he do that if it exhausted him to such extent? Surely, he wouldn't have died. This is a fictional story. He would respawn from zero and have to start over, no big deal.


"Saved in the nick of time," Zhulong weakly said.


"I keep telling you to stop using your dragon blood to save people, look what it does to you!" Yanglong cried.


"Had to, or his guts would have spilled everywhere," Zhulong wheezed. "Would you have wanted to clean that up? You should know, the role I've been given is the healer who cleans everyone up."


"You know that's made up horse radish, Zhulong," Yanglong said, shaking her head. "And besides, he could have healed upon respawning in the Forest of Blessings."


"Yanglong, no, that's not possible right now," Zhulong responded, wheezing. "It's really bad." Coughing up a storm, he soon continued. "Anyway, go to the Broken Sea. To go there from here, go to to the top floor of the castle, and go west. Take the train and--" He broke out into a coughing fit as he tried to continue. "Make a bridge. That's your task today, alright?'


"See! This is why I don't want you using your blood to heal people!" Yanglong cried. "Stop it!" She then turned towards Siorc. "The train isn't running yet today. Go check on the Forest of Blessings first."


Shrugging, the hyena headed off towards the Forest of Blessings. Alene and Mellem facing their demons, the hyena invited himself to help them out despite their protests. Youkai defeated with a little bit of water melting, shouts had come his way full circle.


"This big bad meanies were our fight, Mr. Soldier!" Alene cried. "How dare you take what was ours."


"Yeah, uncool, dude, this was our battle," Mellem said, shaking her head. "Don't you have to go to the Broken Sea? Go away."


Heading back to Constellation Metropole, youkai had been everywhere on the top floor, as well, attempting to fight them, he had soon been scolded for doing so by the cat shark and fire rat man. Hearing such, the soldier rolled his eyes towards the sky. Why was everyone mad at him for? He was the hero, wasn't he? He was just doing his job.


"Like, hello, ya rascal, this is supposed to be our fight!" Cyril cried. "Butt out."


"Yeah, unfabulous," Wanta parroted. "Get out." But, as he said such, the sky sword was ready to reign again. "Mayday mayday, sky sword coming for loser!"


Cyril suddenly becoming tall and grabbing ahold of him, the sky sword had been out of sight, out of mind. Dropped onto the ground hard, the hyena let out a scream. If he were a red plumber right about now, he'd be dead from something like this! Immediately. But, he threw such thoughts away.


Youkai defeated along the way, everyone took the second train towards the Broken Sea. Sky swords ready, able, and waiting, everyone shouted at the hyena to make the bridge, quick. Doing so, blocks connected here, there, everywhere, what a sight to behold. A sight to behold, indeed.


Mirror people chasing everyone across the way, Wanta and Cyril dashed off towards the waterfall. Holy water, or as Cyril would call it, dirty water, every single enemy melted into a puddle. But, such victory had been short lived. Hearing a loud knock, the chimera gulped. He was in trouble now, it was over for him.


Agent yelling at him triplefold, the hyena's heart skipped a beat as he had been teleported to the castle. It was over, he was finished. He had taken another week; Her Majesty was going to kill him. Was he a lightbulb? Because he was about to be screwed in so tightly.


"You're taking too long, my lovely chimera!" Her Majesty cried. "Now, your stomach is getting a nice little present!" As she said such, she took out a katana.


As the katana floated upon the air, the hyena's eyes opened wide. Why was she doing this? Why didn't she understand the time difference? As the curved blade invited itself to dinner, the dull blade received its first course meal. As the sword kept up its slashing dessert, his guts had been added as a side dish. Everything screaming, the early adult knew, beg for forgiveness. He had to beg for forgiveness.


"Please, Your Majesty, I'm sorry!" Siorc forced out. "I promise I'll work faster! Please, forgive me!"


"I'll only forgive you if you can prove to me time is moving slower there!" Her Majesty shouted royally. "Hurry up, or I'll have the doctor do as he pleases with you!"


But such conversation had been mush. Everything turning black, the world was nothing. Finding himself in his bed upon awakening once more, a letter had been left for him. Nice handwriting informing him someone had performed emergency surgery, the soldier burst into tears as he drifted off into sleep.


If he can't prove the time difference, he's dead.

 

[Palamon]

12: Simulanka Simulcara 4: Wish Upon a Statue
"Your Majesty, I don't understand.
Of course I don't
Understand. Why? Why did you do this to be? Ah, I'm
Reaping what I sew, right?


My body cannot take
Any more. Please, Your Majesty, I am
Just begging you to be less violent over
Eeny failures. Ah, who am I kidding?
She did this to be because I
Totally failed at my mission.
Yes, completely and utterly failed.


I know I did, and I


Deserve everything that happened to me.
Of course I do, of course I do.


No matter what, if I fail I
Only deserve one single
Thing: a punishment. And, I


Know that this was a long time coming.
Now that this mission is approaching
One month and it's still not done
Well, that's my fault, isn't it?


Why wouldn't it be?
Hahaha, hahaha,
Ahahaha, ahahaha.
This is all my fault.


You know, I'll say it
Once again: I should have done this faster.
Ultimately, my time completing these


Missions lately has
Especially gotten
A lot worse. I do
Not know why,


But ever since I went to the Faded Castle I have gotten worse.
You know, that symphony took me six weeks.


Perhaps, she's just been
Rather fed up with me
Over this for awhile, that's
Very much the case here.
Especially since my


Track record lately has been bad.
I have to wrap this up faster
Might not be able to
Even do that though,


It's just getting to a point I
Should just be honest with


Myself and know this will be
One of my biggest failures. I
Very much have come to the conclusion
It's just impossible
Now to ever
Get to the point where I


Do actually get through
It all within allocated time.
For one thing, no one told me how long I have.
For another I hadn't
Even known about all this until it was
Relatively too late
Especially now, considering my punishment.
Now, I have been given
The worst one she
Likely always uses to kill.
Yes, I know by now


I should consider myself lucky
Now that Her Majesty


Still has use for me yet,
I suppose. Or, she would have killed
Me. I refuse to die here.
Ultimately, I will not die in Snezhnaya! I
Loathe the idea of dying
At this place I was whisked away to.
No way, not a chance, she can try to
Kill me, but one day I will escape.
And free entirely from this


Place. I cannot leave yet, it's not the
Right time, but
At some point I will escape.
Yes, the time will come,


The time will come
Even if it takes
Leaps and bounds, and
Likely trials and tribulations. The time will come.


How long will I be
Outwardly trapped in this cycle?
Well, honestly, I don't know


At least, for now it
Might as well just be forever.


I think, anyway. Ever


Since Naofa put that idea in my head,
Uh, two months
Prior? I have been
Properly thinking it
Over and trying to find
Some way to
Eventually leave, but I just
Don't know, it's not the


Time. The cards haven't
Opened yet. And, I know that I can't leave while Naofa


Does, that would quite
Obviously be quite suspicious.


There's no way I am joining its revenge.
How could I even consider that
At all? I don't want to join
The lynx chimera's revenge.


How could I consider something that's
Obviously going to get me killed?
Why would I ever


At all consider this as
My option?


It's not one, and it


Shouldn't be considered by me whatsoever.
Ugh, here I go again
Pondering what the lynx said,
Pondering leaving.
Of course, I do think
Someday, I will be brave
Enough to get out of here
Don't get me wrong,


That's a long ways
Off at this


Point in time. Or
Rather, I don't think I'm ready.
Of course I'm not. I don't have a sound strategy. I
Very much don't have a sound strategy.
Even so, I ought to have one.


I really need
To have one.


Though, I guess in the long run, I have to figure that all
Out. I have to start sewing the seeds.


Yes, I really have to beginning
Opening up the forbidden box, and
Unleash the seeds of leaving.


I have to reach a point where I


Don't have reason to stay
Or a point where I do


Not need to stay
Over here anymore
The time will come


How much longer will I be
At Her Majesty's beck and call. Eh, to be honest I need to
Veer away from these thoughts.
Everything is kind of blurry.


Ah, well it's
Not like it matters,
You know if I planned better in Simulanka


Everything would have been alright.
Now, I have one last chance one final stride
Everything rests on me. Everything
Rests on me
Getting through this proving time is different here.
Yes, that's what it


All rests on. But, how?
For the most part, I
Truly don't know I find this
Especially puzzling
Right now. How do I prove it?


Why is this the condition of
How I'll be forgiven?
And why? I just don't get
This, I don't understand.


Your Majesty, you've already punishment me
Outright, is there really any room for forgiveness?
Ugh, I would rather not think about that.


Don't think about
It, just focus on measuring the
Difference in time, just measure the difference in


Time, it shouldn't be too
Overtly difficult, right?


Maybe it'll be
Easy, but I don't know.


You know, maybe it's
Obviously impossible
Ugh, I just don't know.


Eh, whatever this is all
Xeno to me. Completely foreign.
Perhaps, I'll just
Ease into measuring the differences. Eh,
Can't focus on
This anymore.


My moment to finish the mission comes first
Eh, well, in


The long run it's just
One thing at a time


Because I don't have anything to say.
Eh, even so I


Am just confused about this.
But, at this point it's
Likely going to be
Especially more important


To just finish this mission
Out. Is she doesn't forgive me,


Perhaps that's for the best.
Eh, this is my last chance,
Right? To complete this mission I'm
Fumbling at so hard.
Oh, well, I don't have the time to
Really think about any of this.
My mission is to


Ultimately, fix all that's gone wrong here.
Not like I believe I've
Done that
Even slightly. Not even
Remotely at all


Towards that point whatsoever.
However, I know I have to
Especially get to a point of finishing this.
So, anyway I guess
Even if I don't solve anything I


Cannot give up,
I cannot give up, I am
Right up towards the end.
Cannot mess this
Up. I don't know, but
Maybe this
Should be the last
Time I'll ever have to come here.
Ah, I know that makes me sound like I despise this place. I do
Not. I'm just getting tired.
Can I even say that?
Eh, no. I am not. I
Shouldn't complain!


I shouldn't complain. Stop


Complaining! I'm not
Allowed to do that.
No complaining.
No complaining,
Or Her Majesty will kill me.
This is how it is.


Perhaps, I just need to
Look at this with an
Especially positive lens.
Ah, ah, well, I
Should say I can do it!
Eh, I can do it!


Just keep repeating that,
Ugh, I can do it! I
Should be able
To do it! I don't know how I can, but I


Can do it!
Ah, ah, I know it
Looks hard, but I can succeed.
Let's stay positive. Ha. Let's just stop.


There is no way
Hahaha, ha, there's no way
I just don't know. I
Shouldn't be so


Optimistic after all, I have already
Failed, I am just a
Failure, a failure, a failure.


I'm a major failure,


A major, major,
Major major failure.


So, I am wasting all of my
Optimistic thinking, I know I'll fail.
Right, of course I will.
Right, of course I will.
You know, at this point,


It's coming to a point I am nothing more than an


Awful failure, a big,
Miserable failure. There's no way


She's going to completely forgive me
Ugh, I am going to breathe my last--
Come on, Siorc cut it out!
How can I get so negative?


Am I spiraling?
No, no, I am not.


Actually, yes, I am.
Well, stop it. I'm not a
Failure. I'm not.
Ultimately, I have finished so many missions,
Let's focus on that. I'm not a


Failure. Stop spiraling
Ah, ah, ah
I need to stop spiraling.
Let's just stop.
Ugh, oh well, I have to get this
Right. I cannot mess up.
Especially since this punishment was awarded to me. Focus! Diligence is key."


Dreaming had still been a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's adult Fatui life. The pattern was a loom of fate, circling over and over into a choke collar necklace, ready for suffocation at any given moment. But, the night before him was about to rot everything to its core; no survivors.


Before him had been a field of titan arums. They were a large yellow plant with a gigantic stem and putrid red flower with a rancid stench. Smelling such monstrosity, the hyena covered his dream nose. What in the world was this terrible scent? Everything rotten, tears streamed down the early adult's face.


Dream nostrils burning, the tears only continued. How in the world could a flower smell this terrible? Backing away from the plant, the chimera seated himself away from it. There was no way he would sit anywhere near this. Was it some kind of monster? He had never seen this thing before in the mortal, waking world.


Finding himself on the dream world's edge, the chimera could not help but wonder. Why did the dream world take him to a place like this? Was this his punishment for taking too much time on his current mission? That had to have been the case. What else could it have been? He needed to get away from here, at all costs.


Attempting with all his might to get away, the soldier could feel a strong force begin to pull him towards it, the hyena let out a scream. Why was the dream world working against him? Continuing to jump back subconscious tears strolled down his face as the scent attempted to invite itself once more.


Fighting the force with all the remaining dream strength within him, the force kept on going strong. Jumps barely gaining momentum, the chimera let out a growl. Not today. He wasn't about to let this force control him. Such, however continued to be wishful subconscious thinking.


Force getting stronger, the hyena grit the dream teeth. Why was the dream world continuing to attempt to drag him towards that heinous plant? Gale only beginning to gust stronger, the stench intensified twentyfold. Enemy to flowerkind inching ever so closer, the chimera let out a high pitched whine that did not penetrate into reality under any circumstances.


Unable to escape the forces clutches, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the dream battlefield. Nothing could be done. He was at the mercy of the not reality around him. Rancid world bathing him deep, he could feel cracks begin to form along the wall. This was a never ending cycle of doom.


Putrid plants coming through, the hyena had been front and center with the stinky creature in front of him. Tears streaming down his face, the chimera covered his dream eyes. Why did it have to be corpse flowers? Surely, anything else would have been fine. The dream world was a cruel land with brutal place without a face.


Scene warping in front of him, an upcurrent had soon appeared out of nowhere. Holding on for dear dream life, the chimera shook his subconscious head. He would not budge, no matter what. But, such option did not exist, Wind glider forced behind him, his currently human legs lifted themselves off the ground.


Pushed towards the east, the chimera's dream body broke into a shiver. Where in the world is the wind taking him? Everything going faster, a chill broke through the air. Breaking into a shiver, his questions continued. Where was he, Snezhnaya? What an absolutely awful place to dream about. Get him out of here.


Dropped onto the ground at full force, the chimera hissed. But, what awaited him upon regaining his composure, the chimera grit his teeth at the building presented to him. Blue doors of terror, practically laughing at him, the hyena backed two steps away. The wind had drifted him towards Her Majesty's palace. Seeing such, the dooming questions rolled.


Crouching down, hands on the side of his head, the screams brought themselves back from the dead. No, not Her Majesty's palace. Anywhere but here. He needed to run away, get out of here; go somewhere else before it was too late. Lifting himself upward, the chimera tried to run through the snow.


But, failure coiled a snake around the hyena's neck. Pushed right back, the chimera's face hit the door. Snapping his fingers, the palace doors opened themselves up like it was an invitation to a party. Blown in like a leaf, the soldier could hardly believe his eyes at the sights before him.


Thousands of soldiers glaring daggers at him, the chimera could see one familiar face he did not wish to see under the current subconscious circumstances. Loba in the front row the hyena's dream heart skipped more than two beats. Why was she in the audience? Perhaps, just maybe, he was actually awake right now.


Pinching himself, the chimera felt absolutely nothing. Everything numb, the hyena's subconscious eyes pulsated. None of this was real. Why was his mind stuck in yesterday? Get him out of here, please. Take him somewhere far away. But, such continued to be wishful thinking.


Her Majesty wielding a flamethrower beside her, the hyena could feel his entire world crumble into dust. No, why? Why of all weapons did she have to have that one? Someone wake him up, please, free him from this world's clutches. But, luck and the archons were not on his side.


Dragged down the carpet, Her Majesty clutched the flamethrower tight. Seeing such, doom had begun to parade around him. This was it, the end of the dream road. Any second now, and he would be a goner, ashes scattered upon the wind; the end of the road. Cryo Archon laughing, the sour embrace of death awaited him.


"You've disappointed me one too many times my lovely chimera!" Her Majesty shouted, voice cold. "Now, you can kiss your life goodbye."


Fatui Army booing him like he had done a a bad acting job, the hyena's dream chest was a jackhammer. He could not believe what he was seeing. Why did all of this feel so real? Had an alternative version of himself met this fate? But, the chimera perished the thought. No, not a chance. There was no way this was real, for sure.


Forced to bow his head, the hyena's dream lips moved on their own. Silence leaking out, he swore he could hear multiple Fatui begin to chant for his demise. Hearing such, doom rolled back into his mind at lightning speed. He didn't know what was more humiliating, everyone cheering, or the entire military's eyes on him.


"It's too late for apologies, my lovely chimera!" Her Majesty shouted. "You should have thought of performing your job better!"


Flamethrower clutched, the hyena's lips moved on their own once more. But, he could not hear a word uttered. But, he knew what he might have said. Forgiveness, right, he was begging for remorse and reconsideration. Her Majesty laughing royally, the soldier knew it wasn't happening. It was time to kiss his life goodbye.


"You've run out of chances!" Her Majesty cried, words cold. "You've disappointed me too many times. Say goodbye!"


Hearing a loud crackling boom, a sea of chants soon erupted. Flames coming his way, the hyena tried to get away. But, such was an impossibility to be had, for sure. Currently human legs glued into place, the flames came closer and closer as the dream seconds paraded onward.


As the flames baked the chimera deep, the hyena was charcoal. Fire coming back for another round, soldier's dream life had begun to fade away at a rapid pace. Embers getting their last hurrah, one last thought ate away at him as everything had begun to become nothing.


No matter what, he should never disappoint Her Majesty. Or he'd suffer the lethal consequences.


***


"I don't know how many times at this point I have told Zhulong to use his blood to heal people.
For, I have lost track of the countless times at this point that


I have. Hundreds, thousands?
Tens of millions? That's likely not possible, and


While, I feel like it is,
Even so, I am feeling
Rather frustrated with him, as of late.
Every time that soldier boy damages himself


Upon these world's walls, he has the galls to use his blood to heal him.
Perhaps, if were still real,


This wouldn't be much
Of a problem, but even when we


Might have been visible.
Eh, actually, you know what?


I'm lying through my teeth


When I say that.
Okay, let me be real about the
Utmost truth in all this.
Listen, I may not quite remember the full
Details of when I was a member of


The existing. I can't
Especially remember what it was
Like to exist. It was such a
Long time ago. Hundreds of years ago? I don't know.


Zhulong doesn't remember either.
However, I do know that he shouldn't
Use his blood to heal people. It's
Likely going to kill him.
Of course it won't actually be our undoing, but it's
Not like we're truly immortal.
Get this, yes, we're panda dragons,


That has been established.
Our lives were already longer than a normal humans.


For what it's worth, I don't know what
Our lives would have been like had we
Could have avoided our current fate.
Ugh, to be honest, I don't know.
Since that's not something I can't quite say.


Oh, well, it's
Not like it matter, I


Hardly know. I don't quite care,
If I'm being honest.
Maybe I would have if it were different, but I just don't know,
So, I prefer to not think about it.
Eh, why does it matter. It's not
Like multiple timeline exists, that's nonsense.
For the most part, I don't even think that's possible.


Because, honestly, why would it be? That's
Utter nonsense, and I know
That it is pretty much just me wishing for a different ending. Is it


Horrible that I no longer exist in reality?
Eh, what do you


Want me to say? Do you expect me to cry?
I am far too removed or that now. It's not
Like it really matters, and it's not
Like I truly care in the long run.


Nothing I can do can get me
Out of how
Things are now. As much as I despise


How things turned out for me, and
Even though all I actually remember


Is that my ability to be perceived in reality by almost everyone in the population, except for
Some witch or those who


Can see the supernatural.
Oh, well, I don't care. I
No longer care at all about any of this,
So. I just don't know
This just doesn't matter.
All I wish I could go back in time and do is
Not let Zhulong use his blood to heal.
That's why I went and made my dragon blood toxic.
Look, it's a little complicated,
You know? I guess I


Used to also have cure all blood, but I have
Since been stuck in poison mode, and
I couldn't be more grateful for that.
Now, this is something I will always be
Grateful for. I am not some cure all elixir.


How I wish I could say the same for Zhulong.
I don't think I can,
So, even while we are in Simulanka. Yes, we must take a


Beat to the stupid script. Zhulong is designated the healer. I don't
Like that. And, I've told him
Over and over and over and
Over again. And, I keep telling him,
Don't do that. I keep


Telling him to stop.
Of course he won't, though,


He told me, 'Yanglong, I have to follow the script, and I'm a healer according to that, so
Even if I wanted to stop, you know I
Actually can't. It's breaking all the rules.'
Look, I understand that, I do.


Of course I already know that
There's a script in
Here and we have to follow it to a t, but
Even so, that's not quite true,
Right, so let just say who isn't following the
Script, Alene. She's always breaking the rules.


I just have to say


That we don't have to follow the script,
Even though I have been told time and time again to no go off the script, Alene always does.
Like, honestly, I don't know. how she can do that, but who knows?
Look, I want to try get out of this script,


However, I haven't dare to try.
I need to brave away from the script.
Maybe this would be easier if that soldier boy would just stay here for the


Duration of whatever his mission is.
Or something. Like I said, I have


No idea. I haven't a clue how
Our scripts work. We just have
To know what the script is, and then


Do as expected to follow it
Or rebel? I guess, it's
Either or at this point. This
Script is always updating, or not.


At this point, I have been here for so long, I just have
Nothing to say. I have
Yet to leave this place. A long time ago, I
Wondered if that witch trust us into entering this world inside this book,
And since then, time has passed, or has it?
You know, to be honest, how should


I know? The only way
To even determine if time has gone forward is Mellem and


Her tails. From what I have been told, she gains a new one every half decade or something,
Unless she's lying? It's like they say, foxes are cunning liars and manipulators.
Right? Something like that. So, she could just be lying about
That cures of hers.
She's not anyone I'd ever perceive


To be cunning, but
Of course, the possibility exists she's just full of


Wallowing garbage, that's
Always completely possible.
That's just the way it
Could have been.
Hmm, oh well. I


Hardly care at this point
If she's a liar, or a
Manipulator. I just don't care.


Because, this is just a world where it just doesn't matter.
Right and wrong?
It's all just a book.
Nothing matters. Or, I
Guess, I just don't care. I


Should stop repeating this
Over and over and over again


Maybe after the soldier boy finishes his mission of getting rid of that red storm cloud
Up above, we'll be
Cleared off of that script.
Ha, well, what do I now? All I want is for my brother to stop


Harming himself.
And, all I wish is for him to stop doing that.
Remove this source of pain from him, but I don't know, I
Might be grasping at straws at this point.


Ugh, I'll try to keep telling him to stop,
Perhaps, at some point
Our fate is sealed.
Not like I can evade fate.


Ha, whatever. Soldier boy
Is probably coming back today.
Might as well just roll with it or
Something. He's the hero, right?
Even though he's so weak he's not worthy of that
Lineage. So, I don't even know why he's been chosen
For this roll, but I just don't care. Let's end this."


The sound of bitter wind roared like a ferocious beast howling out to the moon on a cold winter day. Snow slamming the window on repeat, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in protest. The month long blizzard struck back with full vengeance. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The protest about was more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially tormented slumber. Lifting himself upward, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, such had just the beginning of the challenges ahead.


Face burning, the chimera closed his eyes for a moment. Did someone install a heater in the military barracks? Something didn't feel right. Stomach feeling even hotter, the soldier attempted to shake it off. He didn't have time to worry himself over any of this. He had to get ready for work. Lifting himself upward, the hyena had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


Room around him feeling fuzzy, the soldier blinked. Why is he so tired today? Maybe it was the effects of what Her Majesty had done to him, he didn't know. Hadn't he been sewn back up by a doctor? Knowing he could not lose focus, the early adult removed his sleepwear in a quick manner.


Hideous bare body staring back at him, a wave of terror waited for him. Stiches glowing bright red, the chimera broke out into a sweat. What's going on, why do they look like that? Torso throbbing, something hit him. Whoever sewed up the wound hadn't done it right, had they? He was in trouble.


Knowing it was best to not worry about such things, the hyena slipped the layered shirts over his short body. Why bother concerning himself over this? Surely, it was nothing to worry about. Time was ticking faster as the seconds dragged outward. He could not let a little pain overpower him.


As the early adult placed his uniform over his layered shirts, the hyena could feel his breath get away. Palms getting clammy, his thoughts raced. If he fails to perform today, he's as good as dead. Head spinning as he thought such, it repeated. He absolutely cannot fail today, or Her Majesty will kill him, guaranteed.


Head spinning once more, tears strolled down his face at full speed. There's no way he can do decent work today. He's dead. This is it, the last disappointment he'll ever live through. His last second chance of possibly hundreds. His usefulness has been outlived.


But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? He needed to cut it out. He doesn't have time to worry about such a thing. Time was ticking. He needed to snap himself out of it, at all costs. What was he doing, allowing doom and gloom to eat away at him like this? Botched stitches doing him in? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. That was not happening.


Taking a long deep breath, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching roses in his hair and ears, the chimera prayed to the Dendro Archon he wasn't supposed to worship to give him the first wind he needed today. Room spinning and turning, the candle burned itself out.


Hail returning with a vengeance, the soldier had become one with the ground. Shaking like a leaf, a scream bounced around the walls for the second time of the day. Why is Her Majesty still angry? She should have been satisfied by now. Hadn't she taken her frustration out on him already?


Further pelts pecking the glass like a bird, the early adult crawled toward the paned glass meekly. Lowering his eyes into a squint, a storm to end them all burned into his retinas. What's going on? Why are the icy thunder balls so fast today? Soldier's heads becoming victims, the chimera stood himself upward. What was he doing, getting distracted by the weather? He needed to finish getting ready.


Wobbling back towards his uniform drawers, the Dendro Vision had been hooked upon his uniform pants. Geo delusion glaring daggers at him, the chimera wondered. Should he finally make use of it? But, the hyena threw such thought in the garbage immediately. No, absolutely not. He wasn't in shape for that. He could not risk it, for sure.


Heelless shoes on, the hyena pushed his rations away. Torso throbbing, he shook his head. Why waste time eating? Could he even stomach it right now? Knowing he could not, the gruel remained untouched. Fixing the buttons on his uniform, the chimera had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march with a militaristic fervor, the hyena turned his face towards the door. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the soldier let out a labored huff. The time had come for his workday to begin.


"Soldier, are you alright? Your face looks rather flushed," the Agent called out, concerned tone of voice. "I thought that doctor patched you up good."


Confusion coming his way, the chimera broke into a sweat. The Agent knew about what happened after the punishment? He could not help but feel a heavy wave of shame. Cheeks burning, he knew. Lie, he had to lie. He had to stretch the truth of the situation. If Her Majesty knew of his condition, at the moment, she would finish the job.


"I am fine, sir," the hyena lied, voice weak. "I just slept in a bad position."


The masked Agent rose an eyebrow upon hearing such. His subordinate was lying, it was clear as day. A weak soldier was a useless soldier. But, why bother calling him out on it? The subject would get danced around, as usual. If he were to fail to perform today, he would get the punishment he deserved.


"If you say so, soldier," the Agent responded. "In any case, Her Majesty has requested an audience with you." As he said such, he dragged his subordinate out the door. "Let's go, and make sure to watch your head, the hail is quite dangerous right now."


Small hat placed over his head, the chimera stared off into space as he had been dragged out of the icy cold hallways. Why was Her Majesty requesting an audience with him already? He couldn't help but feel a heavy wave of doom flow through him. Her Majesty was going to finish the job, wasn't she? It was over for him, guaranteed.


Hail slapping down on his hat, the chimera's body had begun to shake. This was about to be, his final moments, his last breaths. She was going to put the final nail in the coffin. He had outlived his usefulness. Breath getting thin, he attempted to pop such thoughts with a pin. He needed to get it together. Stop thinking the worst.


Reaching the palace after an hour of dragging, the Agent's mask gazed at him in a sharp manner. Holes on him, the soldier broke into a cold sweat. He wasn't buying his haphazard defense, was he? He probably wasn't. Putting on a tough face, words as sharp as cheddar rung in his inhuman eardrums.


"Are you really alright, soldier? Get it together!" the Agent shouted. "Do not look weak in front of Her Majesty."


Nodding, the Agent pushed the palace doors open. Dragging his feet in, the hyena flinched at the sight before him. Her Majesty's left leg crusted into her right thigh, he tried to keep himself together. He was going to get punished, for sure. Cryo Archon curling her fingers, the hyena knew he had to hurry up across the carpet, no matter what.


"Come here, my lovely chimera," Her Majesty demanded in a royal tone. "Hurry up. Don't keep me waiting! Unless that stomach of yours wants gifted with further punishment!"


Punishment brought into the equation, the early adult dashed across the palace carpet. Everything burning, the hyena put on a brave face. Right, he had to hurry. He had to be quick, or his guts would be spilled once more. He could not allow that to happen, not at all whatsoever.


Reaching the end, the chimera bowed his head in submission. Her Majesty demanding he stand up, the chimera gulped. Why did she call him here? Hearing something jingle in her palms, the soldier tilted his head. What is she holding? Perhaps, just maybe, his ears were playing tricks on him.


"I have a present for you," Her Majesty said. As she said such, she opened her hands. "My lovely chimera. Take it. Quickly now, before I change my mind!"


Reaching for the gift, the early adult blinked of bewilderment. Golden locket seated in the palms of his hands, nothing made sense. Was this another delusion in disguise? He could feel his heart begin to race at such prospect. There was no way he could use such a sinister thing right now. He would be out of commission, for sure. But, he knew he could not say that, or Her Majesty would kill him.


"Use these to measure the time difference in the real world and Simulanka," Her Majesty demanded royally. "Also, it would seem there is an evil dragon at the end of this book's world. So, go find people to team up with to take them down." As she said such, bookmarks had been chucked her property's way. "I couldn't care less if they're soldiers or not." Her words were cold as ice. "Now, leave my presence that hat you're wearing is hideous."


Cryo Archon requesting his departure, the soldier made a run for it. Right, he wasn't wanted in here, his hat was hideous. Opening the palace doors, the chimera huffed a breath. Was it just him, or had running gotten quite difficult? Pushing such thoughts away, a satchel had been slammed onto his backside.


Agent telling him he was on his own now, the hyena blinked. He was on his own, what did that mean? It's not like he ever traversed with him during these missions. Had he been taking the credit for his missions? Unbelievable. But, the hyena popped such thought with a pin. Where in the world were these outlandish thoughts coming from? The fuzz was eating his brain, guaranteed.


Recalling Her Majesty's last message, the soldier stared off into space. Just how much did she know about Simulanka? If she knew so much, why was she having him write reports about it and investigate it? She could have done it herself. Shrugging, the soldier removed his proxy orb from his back pocket. Folding the orb out into map form, a thought he would immediately regret flowed through him.


Staring at Court of Fontaine on the map, the hyena's head spun in circles. Maybe he should ask the penguins to assist him in defeating the evil dragon. Pressing the Teleport Waypoint in the capital city of Fontaine, the chimera clicked the teleport prompt. But nothing happened. Message reading, currently in a special scene, cannot teleport, the soldier sighed. Pressing the waypoint on the desert edges, the hyena closed his eyes.


He's never going to get true permission to teleport around Fontaine, is he?


***


"Alright, so I have hearing so weird noises at the end of Simulanka. A
Lot seems to going on here lately. And, I know what Alene is going to ask me, 'Iben, can't you see into the
Real distant future and prevent all this super duper scary stuff from happening?"
I have told her so many times now. Not only can I not
Gaze into the future, the third eye
Has never had special powers, or anything like
That. But, she just doesn't seem


To get that. And, I
Have just given up on her grasping
It. She's never going to understand that I do
Not have supernatural abilities. I just don't
Get her sometimes.
She's always like this,


Almost always. And, at this point, I've given up on her. She's
Really got her mind set on believing what she wants to believe.
Even though I keep telling her: no, I can't. I


Just cannot. As I've said already, I don't have a supernatural third eye. That pupil was a curse gifted
Unto me before I was born. Unborn?
Since I don't exist anymore.
Though, I guess this is


Not something her little fraidy dog mind can seem to process.
Oh, for the love of-. Alright. Let must just
Try to explain this. So it can make sense to her. This


Gift, we'll just call it that, and I mean this with the harshest
Of quotes around the word gift.
Okay, so, I cannot see anything 'spooky' in there.
Do I have better vision than someone with two pupils?


Hardly. This may come off as a surprise to some people, but it's just there. Green in all its pulsating glory. My third
Eyes is nothing more than a
Result of what my mother did
Early into her pregnancy with me. A


Big séance, or something. Or, so I believe
Even though I don't
Even remember my mother's face anymore
Nor the times in my life I


Had been an
Existing person, I do
At least remember the
Reason for this third eye and why
It came to be.
Nothing good, I assure you. Nothing
Good at all. As a result of whatever that cult she was in did I


Am a living, no, unliving. Unliving consequence of this.


Likely, the same can be said for Hanegal
Our live, unlives? Are pretty intertwined with one another.
Though, I guess that can be seen as pretty


Obvious, I don't know.
For now, I'll just say this.


She and I seem
To have been dealt a
Rather poor hand in our unlives.
And, coming here into this world inside this book is
Now the only way we
Get to exist at all anymore. This is the only place we can be perceived, the only place we can
Exist. And, I'm stuck on this stupid script.


Not like I care about this script
Or whatever, but
It's not like any of this matters for anything,
So, I've decided to stick with the script,
Even though it would
Seem I hardly have a reason to be in this story.


And, I have honestly not been able
To determine my role in this.


There's not path going forward in
Here for me. Who am I supposed to be here? Just the wandered with the third
Eye? I'm starting to think that's all I'm


Even in here for.
Now, perhaps I have just been
Diluted into


One of the side characters since
From the look of things


Ten was just too big of a cast for Simulanka to
Handle. Ah, wait, no, now it's
Eleven with soldier boy here.


Well, I guess he's
Our 'hero', huh?
Right, well, I have some complaints about that.
Let me start by saying, I
Don't think our soldier


Here has what it takes at all to be a hero.
Every so often, he gets quite beaten up and knocked
Right out by every single inconvenience. That is
Especially not hero material.


So, I am pretty puzzled by
Him. How did this incredibly
Overly weak individual end
Up as this story's hero?
Let this sink in for a second. He has never finished a fight without
Dropping to the ground unconscious.


I'm seriously confused about that.


For one thing, it's
Like a sick joke,
You know? And this joke isn't funny. I'm not even sure what


To say. I am
Having trouble
Even grasping this. They should have sent someone here who is stronger, I'm
Really struggling to grasp pretty much any of this.
Eh. Will he be able to defeat the 'evil' dragon? Beats me. For the most part, I'm on the side of no."


Teleport waypoint taking him to the desert edges as usual, the hyena broke into an intense shiver. Where was this intense chill in the air coming from? Hadn't it been summer in Fontaine? But, the chimera shook his head. No, of course it wasn't. What did he know? That barbeque a week or two prior didn't signify the changing of the season.


Taking a deep breath, the chimera descended the mountainside. Huffing and puffing, the chimera gazed upwards towards the sky. Was there something in the air? But, he shook his head. He was just tired, surely. He was imagining things. Dragging himself off towards the waterbed, the button had been pressed like always.


Placing himself in the wooden vessel, the chimera let out a grunt. Was it just his imagination, or had the paddles felt heavier than usual? Everything felt so strange. But, he numbed himself. Everything was rubber, everything was glue. He had to get across no matter what.


As the chimera dragged the wooden vessel across the water, he couldn't help but begin to wonder. Why did Her Majesty want him to recruit people to assist him with the evil dragon? There were plenty of people that had already been in Simulanka that could assume this role


But, the soldier let such thought drown in the ocean. Perhaps, just maybe, Her Majesty assumed the citizens within Simulanka were nothing more than beings with no sentience abiding by a script. Why would she tell him to team up with them? She hardly knew anything about the world inside the book, guaranteed.


Reaching Romaritime Harbor after about fifteen minutes, the hyena's balance had left the building as he ascended the staircase. Leaning against the wall, the hyena seated himself in the glass lift. Generic nobodies staring at him, he tuned the world out around him. Reaching the top floor, the Aquabus appeared in the corner of his damaged eyes.


Automatic vessel looking ready to speed off, the hyena took the leap of faith. It was about to leave, he wasn't going to make it. Hanging off the edge like a keychain, generic nobodies glared daggers at him. Comments coming his way left, right, front, and center, judgement had reached a point of no return.


"This soldier reeks of poorness!" rich nobody number one shouted.


"And desperation!" rich nobody number two shouted.


Hearing such, the hyena rolled his eyes. Couldn't some people just keep their thoughts to themselves? Melusine informing him she would have waited, the soldier could feel a heavy wave of embarrassment flow through him. Right, he could have waited. What in the world was he doing? Bowing an apology, the pupils would not leave.


As the vehicle of automatic movement left the station, the chimera gazed off towards the area up ahead. He could not help but wonder once more. Why did Her Majesty tell him she did not care if the people whom he asked to assist him were soldiers or not? Was this some sort of reverse psychology?


Vessel passing by Poisson Tunnel, the soldier placed his hand upon his chin. What other soldiers could he possibly recruit in his efforts? He hardly knew any of the other Fatui in Fontaine to make such decision. Rolling through his brain for other names, a few stuck out as they floated around in his mindscape. Krysi and Rys? But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. How could he even hope to contact them?


Reaching the Court of Fontaine before he even knew it, the chimera blinked. He had reached the next location already? Rich nobodies racing up ahead, he tossed everything aside for the time being. What did it matter? He hardly had any idea where to locate other soldiers or adjacent.


Knowing it was in his best interest to start with asking the penguin family, a small wave of regret flowed through the hyena. Did he really want to ask the penguins for assistance? Maybe he didn't. Perhaps he should rethink this decision before it was too late. The door was right next to him; he could turn around.


But, the hyena shook his head. His options in Fontaine were quite limited. Who else could he possibly ask that would possibly assist him? Crawling through his brain, a fog ate him up like a plate of barbeque ribs. Why wasn't anyone coming to mind? He needed to think of someone.


Pushing himself along the path, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Were the streets busier than usual? He swore he was seeing double. Adjusting his glasses, he moved right along. He needed to focus. Now was not the time to get dragged into imagination land.


Nowhere near the destination after as the minutes dragged themselves outward, the chimera flinched. People staring at him, questioning why was he just standing there drifting off into space, the hyena snapped himself out of it. When in the world had he stopped moving? He was causing a scene for sure.


Everything slipping away, the hyena attempted to run. He had to hurry this up. Her Majesty was recording his time. There was no way he could just stand around like this, spacing out. He had to keep moving. The sand dial was twisting and breaking. He had to get out of here faster, swifter; quicker.


Such swift movement never came. Torso burning, the chimera burst into tears. It was no use. Running was simply not possible. Returning to walking speed, the hyena could not help but wonder. Just who was it that performed that emergency operation last night? Whoever had done so had done a poor job, for sure. But, he supposed he deserved such outcome. He had been punished; getting treated by quacks was price for his failure.


Reaching the western streets, the chimera sauntered onward. Were the streets busy, or was he simply seeing double? Maybe his glasses hadn't been on right. Focusing on the road ahead of him, he tuned everything out. He needed to stay out of his imagination.


Passing by the adventurer's guild, the chimera sighed. Why did Her Majesty assume he would need assistance to fight this proclaimed evil dragon? He was not weak, nor defenseless. He could handle this mission on his own. But, he knew that wasn't the case. He had failed to complete the current mission within the allocated time frame. The disappointments were stacked up against him, guaranteed.


Curving towards the left, the chimera shrugged. He had failed far too many times at this point. Had his value as a soldier decreased? He needed to prove his worth before it was too late. But, he knew, it was slowly getting too late for that. His chances were running out one after another.


Reaching Congele Boutique shortly, a rather unusual customer stuck out from the crowd. Chioriya Boutique owner making amends over some recent happenings, the hyena could hardly believe his ears. He had to have been dreaming right about now. Two business rivals, making amends? No chance. But, such ship had soon sunk deep.


"You need to hire better models before your shop stands a chance of beating mine," the Chioirya boutique owner said, scoffing. "Not like you ever will."


"Mark my words, I won't lose to you, ------!" Malika shouted.


Chioriya Boutique owner's eyes glued to his bucket hat, the chimera blinked of bewilderment. What was she looking at him like that for? He could feel the pressure burn into him as he clicked her tongue in disgust. Placing his hands on the edges he head covering, a sea of words dragged him across the nonexistent shore.


"This is the best you got?" the owner of Chioriya boutique said, scoffing. "His sense in fashion is horrible!"


"The more time you waste in my shop, the less customers you'll get!" Malika shouted. "You wouldn't want that, now would you?"


Chioriya Boutique owner snapping her fingers, the chimera blinked. What in the world did he just witness? He did not understand the fashion world at all whatsoever. Sharp eyes on him, sweat poured down the hyena's back. What was with that look of rage? Maybe he should forgo asking for assistance in defeating this dragon.


Siorc coming into her boutique face bright red, Malika folded her hand into a fist. Had he been working himself too hard again? He never knew when to quit, did he? She needed to call this out. That boss of him wouldn't care if he collapsed in a ditch somewhere she bet. Gloves off, here goes.


"That boss of yours is working you too hard again, isn't he?" Malika asked, voice low and deep. "Does anyone at that organization care about your health? I ought to give them a piece of my mind." She rolled up her sleeves as she said such.


Malika cracking her knuckles, the hyena broke into a teeming sweat. She was onto him, wasn't she? Eyes fixated on his face, he began to scramble. He had to lie; stretch the truth. He did not have time her concern. Combing through his head for a convincing tall tale, one came to him.


"I went to Natlan recently, and got sunburned pretty bad, ma'am!" the hyena accidentally exclaimed. "Please, do not worry about me." But, his head spun cycles as he said such. There was no way she was buying what he was selling.


Raising an eyebrow, Malika shook her head. Why was he lying? Siorc was stubborn, as always. Working, despite what condition he might be in. But, why press on? He was quite the workaholic. Throwing such aside for a moment, she cleared her throat. She could address such later.


"So, what can I do for you, darling?" Malika asked. "I am afraid if it's anything major, we won't be able to assist you right now, apologies. It is about to be a busy week for the boutique."


Malika proclaiming herself busy, the hyena attempted to exit the premises. There was no point in asking her in asking to fight the dragon in Simulanka, was there? Probably not. He was wasting his time, for sure. But, he knew it would be rude to just walk out without explanation. Bell on the door chiming as help, fight, and dragon, he knew he was wasting his time.


"We're back from Petrichor!" Earl shouted. "Sorry! No one wants to model. I don't think that the daydreamers like us all that much." Turning towards the counter, Earl's eyes practically had hearts in them. Siorc was here? Maybe he could convince his future husband to model for him! "Hi, Siorc! Are you here to model?"


"Are you blind?" Baron asked in a sarcastic tone. "Does he look like he's any shape to be a model right now? He'd collapse down the runway and make a scene." They twirled their hair as they said such.


"He's looking to assemble a team to help him fight a dragon inside that book we couldn't unseal," Malika said to Earl and Baron. She then turned towards Siorc. "Apologies, darling, we can't help you. At the moment, we have important boutique business to attend to." But, an idea soon came to her as a substitution. "Why not try asking someone at the Research Institute? I believe Sani recently studied the ecology of dragons."


Next suggestion provided for him, the soldier bowed a thank you. Perhaps it wouldn't hurt to ask the researcher jackal trio at the northern laboratory. Wobbling out of the boutique, he headed for the third floor of the city at full speed. Heading northward for quite some time, the chimera prayed to the Hydro Archon he wasn't supposed to worship that at least one of them would agree to his proposal.


Such had been wishful thinking, on his part. Researcher jackal trio laughing their heads off, the hyena groaned. What exactly did he say that was so hilarious? The evil dragon? Daring to ask for their assistance? He should have known this is how they'd react. He shouldn't have asked.


"You fell for that obvious bait we left hanging when that silly little lovebird of yours came around these parts recently to press sheets of fabric together?" Folu asked slapping their shins. "Comical!"


"Whoever told you that is a silly gullible fool!" Oluchi laughing, hands on her stomach. "You deserve a golden acorn from cute little me for you gullibility!"


"Me, studying the ecology of dragons? Now, that's a funny one," Sani said, chuckling. "That was months ago for a day or two! Recent? Maybe in another timeline!" But, he soon changed his tune. Maybe he should tone this down a little. Alright, He should tone it down a bit. "Anyway, Mr. Thief, sorry, the help factory's closed!"


Jackal trio rejecting him, the chimera sighed. Why did he even ask these three? He knew, even in a life or death situation, helping him in any sort of capacity was not in the cards. Maybe he should have just gone to Petrichor instead. Resolute on his decision, the hyena returned upon the path of whence he came. Boat taken like always, the fuzz ate him up like a plate of tripes du port.


But, upon reaching Petrichor, the chimera could feel his body begin to sway. Had he pushed himself beyond the limit? Sand and him become intertwined with one another, blackness ate the chimera up like he was a dinner roll. Consciousness breaking into tiny pieces, the soldier was gone like the wind.


Finding himself in a bed familiar to him, the soldier blinked. When did he get here? He couldn't sit around under the covers like this. He had to gather to fight the dragon. Squirming, two predictable faces walked in. Serious looks on Rabiu and Lonan's faces, he tuned his face towards the opposite direction. Did these two have Siorc senses, or something? He had to tell them he had to get out of here.


"Don't move," Lonan said in a low voice. "I know you're going to be stubborn about this, and try to give us that same old excuse your boss will probably kill you. But, save your energy. It ain't working this time." But, he dropped the drawl. "Rab, I don't think he's going to listen to me. You try explaining this to him."


"Um, Siorc, we discovered you have infected stitches," Rabiu said, voice shaking. "We'll be getting a doctor to treat you, uh, I know you don't like being cooped up in a bed like this but please, stay put." But, an immediate wave of defiance had come his way.


"I don't have time for this!" Siorc shouted, breath weak. "Once I'm inside Simulanka, I will be fine. Please, Her Majesty will kill me if she finds me here! I'm on a time limit, it's running out!" His breaths got weaker as he attempted to continue. "She could be watching me. I can't stay here!"


"I don't care if this 'she' you're talking about is watching you," Lonan responded in a serious tone. "I don't know who your manager is, but she can suck on my hawk wings. You're in no condition to be working right now, let alone inside a book."


Bird man in serious mode, the soldier could feel a heavy wave of fear eat him alive. The laid back Lonan was dead. Dead and gone, a corpse in the ocean, dropping down towards the depths of the seabed. He isn't going to win an argument with him in any shape or form. There was absolutely no way. But, he knew he had no choice. Any more time delayed, and he was a goner.


"You don't understand, I have to fight a dragon and prove to her time is flowing differently inside this book!" Siorc blurted out. "She's going to kill me if I don't hurry!"


"You're talking so much, this isn't like you, bro," Lonan said, shaking his head. "Dunno anything about this book world you keep mentioning. But, we're going with you. Right, Rab?"


"Um, yes," Rabiu responded. "Sorry, um, I don't trust your claims about you being fine."


Party of two insisting on their inclusion, the chimera handed bookmarks off to them. There was no way they were going to back out. Lifting himself up from the bed, he could hear the protests coming. Teleport waypoint proxy orb removed from his back pocket, the hyena scratched his head. Should he ask the panther twins next?


Highlighting the waypoint to Sumeru City, the hyena shrugged. He supposed it was worth a shot. Panther twins not too far off from the Adventurer Guild receptionist desk, luck was on his side. But, such streak only lasted for a singular round. Twins shaking their heads, the rejections did a roundup.


"A word inside a book that has some evil dragon?" Waiola asked in disbelief. "I'm having trouble believing you, so I decline, sorry."


"Golly, that would be cool, if it were real!" Bogart exclaimed. "But, sorry, Siorc, I'm with Waiola on this one. That sounds pretty fake." It shook its head to such. "Besides, all my skirts are in the wash. Do I look fashion forward enough to fight a dragon right now?"


"Bogart, who cares what you're wearing?" Waiola asked, sighing. "It's not like the dragon, if it even exists, will refuse to fight you because you're wearing a white robe today."


"I care, Waiola!" Bogart bit back. He then turned towards Siorc. "Sorry, Siorc. I'm not fighting in this outfit. Ask again tomorrow."


Shrugging, the chimera exited the area. He shouldn't have wasted his time asking these two. Highlighting the waypoint to Liyue harbor, the hyena crossed his fingers. Perhaps, just maybe, the panda chimera would say yes. But, immediately upon reaching the area, he had landed a double whammy.


"Simulanka?" Yinlong asked, words slow. "I'm sorry Siorc, but I can't leave on such short notice." Would saying he can't help disappoint him? He needed to let him know had he told him earlier, he'd be thrilled to do so. "But, I promise, next time, if it's a day or so in advance, I'll help you right away!"


"Oh, dear, apologies, I don't know you all that well. I also cannot cannot leave my current post for too long," Jiaolong said, shaking his head. "Ah, but allow me to suggest someone for you. You have met the otter twins before, no? They might accept your request for a small payment."


Taller panda chimera mentioning the otter duo had been scaling Mt. Hulao at the moment, the soldier highlighted the teleport waypoint towards the area. There was no way he would be able to scale the mountains right now. Otter duo descending the peak, the chimera gazed at them for a moment. Feng adorning the faintest of eye shadow and bright pink dress, he swore his face grew hotter.


"Look, it's Yinlong's boyfriend!" Linggui shouted. "Yer gonna make Yinlong sad if you drool over other people!"


"That's right, Yinlong's boyfriend!" Feng exclaimed. "You getting the hots for me? We'd better tell Yinlong!" He giggled as he said such.


"Feng, he ain't lookin' so good, we should stop," Linggui said shaking his head. "So, what's up? Yer askin' for our help on somethin', aren't ya? We don't have anythin' to do. Hit us with it."


Silently conveying about the evil dragon inside the storybook world, the otter duo almost turned him away. But such did not occur. Party of two stating they'd lend a hand, bookmarks had been handed off to the twins. Figuring four people had been enough, the soldier teleported to the secret library wing.


Finding himself in the forbidden room once more, the chimera placed the time measuring device beside the Simulanka tome. Here goes nothing, the proof he would need to show time passed differently in the real world and in Simulanka. Opening the magical book's pages, he had soon been transported in.


But, immediately upon reaching the Forest of Blessings, an intense wave of dizziness overtook the chimera. Flopping downward upon the mineral sediment, the hyena closed his eyes. Blinking awake after what felt like a second, the panda dragon had been panting like he had ran five back to back marathons without a break.


"Do you know how much of a handful your friend soldier boy is?" Zhulong asked, panting heavily. "Do you have any idea how much of my blood it took to null out that infection--" he coughed up a storm as he tried to finish his sentence. "More than half--" his coughs continued, heart wings on tips almost completely broken down the center.


"This is why I keep telling you to stop healing people with your blood!" Yanglong cried, tears streaming down her face. "Look what it's doing to you!"


"I'm fine," Zhulong responded, but a ferocious coughing session overtook him. "You lot need to head to the Broken Sea to defeat the 'evil dragon'. That's your script, right?" His hacking had only gotten stronger as the minutes passed by. "And, you. Stop risking your life. I might be your cheat code--" uncontrollable cough tripling, he started to sway. "--In here, but make no mistake, outside of here, there's nothing--." Bam.


"Zhulong!" Yanglong cried. She then sharply turned towards soldier boy. "You! Stop making my brother heal you! He's killing himself! I'm begging you, just go to the Forest of Blessings for a reset instead of giving my brother further opportunities to race to his death!"


"Sorry, yer not making much sense," Linggui said. "So, yer saying that if ya come here, ya heal automatically? If yer not making that up, yer bro'll be fine, won't he?"


"Are you serious right now? How dare you brush off my concerns like that!" Yanglong cried. "Whatever. This isn't your problem. You're the hero's right hand people, right? Go take the two trains and head to the Broken Sea and kill the dragon."


Everyone going on ahead of him, the hyena blinked. Was this evil dragon really all that sinister? Maybe this was a misunderstanding. He did not know, his head still had a few specs of clouds inside it. Dashing through the Forest of Blessings, he could see six of the ten residents seated upon the train.


Reaching the Broken Sea after about an hour and two train rides, a peculiar domain soon awaited him. Alene, Mellem, Hanegal, Iben, Mink and Niquel heading in first, he could see the party of four he invited to join him already further in. Finding himself in some sort of dungeon, the hyena scratched his head. A multi floored cave? How strange. Heading up the ramp, the party of eight all stared at one another.


"Do you have the same script?" Mellem asked Alene. "Stop the dragon?"


"Yeah," Alene said, shaking. "Same one."


"We also do," Iben said. "Hanegal and I both."


"That be the case." Hanegal nodded.


"I don't really care about this script," Mink said. "But, I'm stuck in this loop, too."


"What she said," Niquel dittoed.


"Fighting? How unfabulous," Wanta complained. "This'll make me look ugly!"


"And me weak!" Cyril shouted. "This dragon wanna go? I'll take them on!"


"Alright, you eight, so what do we do, then?" Feng asked. "How do we defeat this dragon?"


Alene pointing at a target on the wall, the chimera blinked. Reflection creatures tossing blocks everywhere, the party of thirteen had sprung into action. Just throw the toys back towards the targets? No problem, no worries. Such seemed simple enough. It was as easy as throwing everything back. Surely, that would be the ticket.


Everyone tossing towards the target in unison, the shadow creature let out a deep throated scream. Hearing such, the soldier blinked. Why was this so easy so far? There had to have been some sort of catch to all this, for sure. But, he shook his head. Perhaps not. He was overthinking it.


Second floor full of awful reflection monsters out for blood, the creatures had been swept away into dust upon the wind after combined strikes. Mirror monsters struggling against the huge mob, the soldier stared off into space. This was too easy. There had to have been some sort of catch.


The catch had landed.


Dark blue dragon creature roaring up a storm, Feng and Linggui had been taken out of the picture immediately. Seeing such, the hyena shivered. A one hit knock out? What was this, some self insertion fantasy world where the main character, the dragon, had a one turn kill status effect? Unreal. But, the hyena shook his head. This was a book, of course it wasn't realistic.


Cyril and Wanta taken out next, the hyena backed five steps away. What in the world was this power this creature contained? The citizens of Simulanka, how were they taken out so fast? He was starting to think this dragon was invincible. But, the chimera shook his head. No, perhaps not.


Hanegal and Iben taken out immediately after, the hyena shook his head. Were the Simulanka residents more likely to be defeated by this monster than an outlander, or something? Perhaps that was the case. He could feel himself start to believe such outlandish idea. How is everyone being taken out so quickly?


Mink and Niquel's poison fired back at them, they had been eliminated. Seeing such, the soldier could feel the doubts pile up like pancakes. This was bad. It can dodge and deflect? He was done for. So very done for. Alene and Mellem decimated, ten were down, three to go.


Dragon letting out breath of fire, the hyena jumped back. How could he win in this situation? Dropping down a flower friend, nothing happened. Snapping his fingers, he kept going. But, he swore he could see the words immune pop over its head. Taking out his greatsword, the second fight soon began. Suck had been a bad idea, however.


Fast slashes not hitting the dragon as well, the chimera backed away. What was happening? Why was it nullifying all other damage? Lonan and Rabiu's powers doing nothing as well, he snapped his fingers. Absolutely nothing was working. What now? He could feel his will begin to sway. They're invincible.


Thirty further failures kicking in, the soldier huffed. He should give up, should he? There was nothing he could do. But, a realization had soon flocked in. This creature had a dot on its tongue. Throwing something at its mouth, surely, that would bring this battle completely to a close.


Reaching for an explosive block, the hyena tossed it forward with full force. Tongue getting an explosive gift, the dragon let out a roar. Rabiu and Lonan joining in, the tides had turned towards the opposite favor. Creature dropping to the ground at full force, cracks formed from beneath. Nothing but darkness waiting down below, the chimera closed his eyes. He won the fight, but at what cost?


Feeling familiar talons, the soldier blinked. Had he been caught in the nick of time? He supposed he should be grateful. Soon exiting the domain, the chimera could feel his energy die. Where did this fatigue come from all of the sudden? Maybe he had overdone the fight a little.


Lonan and Rabiu pitching him a tent, he had been placed in a laying position. Party of two departing, the hyena closed his eyes. World of sleep ready to take him away, he could feel one last layer of questions wax themselves on as the world of tormented dreams invited him back in for the night.


Did he solve everything?


Probably not, no.


***


"Guess I misjudged soldier boy.
Uh, well, I'm only willing to admit I did an
Eensy little bit, so, it's not like I'm
Shrieking to the clouds, 'I, Iben, am wrong! I'm
So wrong about everything!'


Hold that thought because that's humiliating, for one, and
Even if I did say that, it's not true because


I am definitely not wrong about this.
Soldier boy is incredibly weak.


And, if you're expecting me to take that back after


He won? I won't. I refuse to say that.
Even though he did win after throwing block bombs, I'd like to
Remind everyone of a majority of the things that he had been hit with
Once he arrived here, because to be perfectly honest, it's one thing


After another with him. Today, when he came in here, he was
Fever stricken, and fainted on the spot. His stiches were infected, or something,
The human body is incredibly fragile and weak. It's
Especially apparent with this soldier, so you
Really need to forgive me for not


Acting like he's so big hero. Honestly, he is quite literally, the weakest person I have ever
Laid my three eyes on. To be honest, what gives with this guy? How in the world are people on his side?
Like, he feels like the one who would be picked on for being too much of a wimp, or something. I'm too 'kind' for that, though, so I'd never. But Wanta and Cyril? They're not the same. They'll both crush him."


Waking up the next morning, the chimera could hear a knock on his tent. Hearing such, he rubbed his eyes before reaching for his lenses. Did something happen already? He needed to hurry along, and deal with it. The time limit was fast approaching. He had to finish up anything he left behind, or he would be dead.


"Yer awake, good," Linggui said. "I'm jus' here to apologize fer my terrible performance." He bowed his head as he said such. "Sorry 'bout gettin' knocked out first." He then placed his palms together. "Ya might not like what I'm 'bout t' say, but we really shouldn't have come. We forgot we had a big mission due. Might be late now."


"So, we're going to leave now, sorry," Feng said, bowing his head. "We should have told you no! We'll take the blame or that."


Otter twins kissing the bookmarks, the hyena stared off into space. Maybe he shouldn't have bothered to ask in the first place. Staring at the mountains, he couldn't help but begin to wonder. So, was his mission over now? He had destroyed the evil dragon, right? That had to be have been the end of this place, right? There couldn't have possibly been anything left.


Returning to the Forest of Blessings, the soldier had been ready to say his farewells to the crew of ten. But, something had been rather off about his time measuring device. Sand falling at a rather unusually fast rate inside the locket, the chimera did not understand. Was there still more to do? There couldn't have possibly been. He had finished everything there was to complete, had he not?


But, that was far from the case. Feeling something rather unusual in the air, the hyena broke into a shiver. The red storm cloud was still here? How was that even possible? The threat was eliminated, wasn't it? He could hardly believe this. He had forgotten the most important villain of them all: the shadow people high above.


Alene and Mellem coming at lightning speed, the soldier let out a groan. If this was about the clouds up above, he knew already. He was going to do something about it. He didn't need to be told about it any further. He would do what was needed to be completed, and leave this place behind.


"Seems you're not done yet," Mellem said. "If I'm right about this, your last task is getting rid of that monster up there."


"Woof, woof, woof!" Alene barked.


"Alene, I told you, human words!" Mellem cried, growling.


"Sorry about that, I forgot human language there for a second!" Alene cried. "Some super duper scary domains appeared, too! Please, go in there and get rid of it! I'm terrified! Awooooo!" She had begun to howl at the moon as she said such.


"Alene, stop doing that, I'm begging you!" Mellem cried. "For the love of Alice, please, put an end to this! It's not that scary. It's just a storm cloud. Alright?"


Mellem getting fed up with this nonsense, the hyena added his own eyerolls to the mix. Could this dog get any more childish? She was scared of everything. Is this how people on the outside saw him? They probably did. He needed to work harder to not leave that impression on people.


Finding a door to a domain in the deepest recesses of the Forest of Blessings, the hyena stepped on through. But, what awaited him inside was a heavy wave of confusion bathed deep. Finding himself in a forest looking quite similar to Chenyu Vale, the hyena could not help but wonder. Whose memory lane was he forced into this time?


Spotting Zhulong and Yanglong in the corner studying the place, he couldn't help but feel confused. Why did they look so bewildered? Weren't they familiar with Liyue? But, he supposed they could have hailed from anywhere in Teyvat, or perhaps they weren't. How should he know where they were from before becoming a fictionalization of themselves in a book world?


"Oh, it's you, soldier boy," Zhulong said, monotone. "This, if I had to guess, anyway, the second to last obstacle in the way of wishing that big swirling monster in the sky out of here." His dragon tail swished behind him as he said such. "Make it count."


Panda dragon mentioning the word wish, the chimera tilted his head upward. He had to do what now? Wish the red storm cloud out of existence? How in the world did that work? That had been quite dumb. What, did he have to find seven golden star balls and wish to a dragon to have it go away? But, the hyena shook his head. And call who, Shenlong? Absolutely not. No such mechanism existed, for sure.


"Why are you looking like Zhulong grew two extra heads?" Yanglong asked, annoyed. "You heard him. What he said is correct. We will have to clear this domain out in order to wish that storm cloud away. That simple. So, try not to get stabbed and black out again, alright? Because I'm not letting my brother kill himself slowly for you again!"


Mirror people coming out in droves, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Where did all these monsters come from all of a sudden? It was almost as if, a force outside Teyvat had created such inconvenience to add a tribulation to the plot. But, the soldier threw such thought away. Of course that was it. This was a storybook world. Without conflict, fiction can't function.


Blade out in front of him, the soldier prepared himself. He needed to get this finished at all costs, and finally leave this place behind. Blade clashing one after another with the inverted copies, he swore they had been far more powerful than he could ever hope to anticipate. Why were they so defensive? What was happening?


Continuing onward with all his might, the reflection had soon grabbed his blade into the palm of their hands. Pitch black glassy palms aiming the weapon back towards him, the soldier let out a scream. What was with these mirror monsters? Just how perceptive of attacks were they, blade sent flying, the hyena leaped upward. He'd better catch it, quick.


Blade caught in the palm of his hands, the chimera could not help but ponder. How would defeating these beings make it possible to complete this mission altogether? Perhaps, just maybe, that was merely speculation on Zhulong's part. There was no possible way, was there? He did not believe so.


Reflection creatures eventually defeated, shorter, slightly younger versions of the panda dragons had soon appeared out of nowhere. Group of two surrounded by quite the heavy crowd, the hyena blinked. What was going on here in this little memory? He couldn't help but feel uneasy.


Needles being pinched into the dragon duo's veins, the hyena turned around. Absolutely disgusting. He couldn't watch this. Why did it have to be that horrifying object? He did not mind it if it were for medical reasons upon himself, but seeing the end result upon others? Count him out. He was good, peachy; better off not seeing.


Doctors raising the pointy object that scared millions up towards the sky on top of a mountain, the hyena blinked. What was this, some light novel called the needle king? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Why did this medical scientist have to be so incredibly dramatic? Not every story needed to be an over the top drama dump.


"It really is true, their dragon blood is like a miracle drug!" the doctor shouted. "It can really cure all, can't it?"


People surrounding the panda dragons once again, Zhulong and Yanglong covered their ears with their claws. Seeing such, he couldn't help but feel a heavy wave of pain. This was hard to watch for them, wasn't it? He couldn't help but feel the same. Why were people like this? He didn't understand.


"Hey, hey, Zhulong, I've gotta question for you!" the doctor said to Zhulong.


"Yes?" younger Zhulong asked.


"Would you be willing to donate yourself to science? Your sister, too?" the doctor asked. "With this, we can cure all diseases! Get rid of deadly killer pathogens and much more! Cure the incurable!"


"We, you now we're too young to be making decisions like this," young Yanglong said. "How can you spring something like this onto us? We don't even know for sure if our blood can even do that!" She shook as she said such. "You haven't even tested it to make sure!"


"Oh, we're sure, it's the real deal," the doctor cried. "The cure all, magical elixir to end all sickness! Do you know what kind of discovery this could open the doors to?"


Younger Zhulong staring off into space as doctors surrounded him tenfold, the hyena couldn't but wonder. In the end, what would he decide? But, he supposed he knew the answer. He chose the correct path, right? Of course he did. He had to have, right? But, he was beginning to second guess everything.


But, such had been proven wrong time and time again. More and more doctors demanding Zhulong's blood in droves, the chimera could see his face grow darker. Stabbed dry, the hyena broke into a pool of tears. How could anyone do this to someone? He hadn't agreed this was awful.


"Why are you crying?" Zhulong asked, shaking his head. "This is hardly sad enough to be cause for tears. Wipe them, and be very quick about it. Any minute now, and more reflection monsters will show up."


Reflection creatures coming back from the grave, the hyena let out a scream. Oh, great, there they were again. He needed to get rid of them now before it were to become too late. The shadow creature, if they were to return, that was it, there would be no return.


Mirror monsters vanquished after about forty strikes, the soldier turned his attention towards the dragon duo. Why were they standing around doing nothing? He was doing all the work for them! At least lend them a claw, or something? But, he shook his head. Perhaps he was behind a glass wall, and they were, too.


Darkness overtaking the forest, the chimera blinked at the scene playing out in front of him. Loud crack coming out of nowhere, the soldier jumped back. What was that just now? That noise just a moment ago, it couldn't have been normal under any circumstances. But, he had soon realized what that sound symbolized.


"I can't take this anymore!" past Zhulong cried. "I have to put a stop to this! These monsters are using me! And you! I want to be removed from this cycle of pain!"


"Allow us to do that for you," a voice said.


"Huh?" past Zhulong asked.


"Who are you?" past Yanglong asked.


"You can call me your new best friend," the weird voice said. "Forever. So, let me cut a deal with you two! You will no longer physically exist. In exchange, your blood is all yours! What do you say?"


Party of two turning towards one another, the chimera gazed upwards towards the sky. Ears covered, he couldn't help but wonder. Did their past feel like a gaping wound that never closed? Perhaps, just maybe, that's what it was like for these two. A permanent injury they could never get away from. He couldn't help but relate.


"Deal," Zhulong responded. "Erase us."


"Zhulong, you realize what this means, right?" Yanglong asked. "We won't have a physical bodies anymore! We'll be ghosts! Dead, whammo!" But, a laugh came her way.


"Whoever said anything about dying?" the voice asked. There then had been a loud snap on the air. As such occurred, chains flipped down everywhere. Laughing, a sinister feeling had been on the air in an instant. "Congratulations on your new unlives! No one can see you ever again! Isn't that wonderful? Now, no one will steal your blood because there's nothing to take!"


Hearing such, the chimera blinked. Hold on, this creature, what had he done? He wasn't quite understanding any of this at all. Were they alive, dead, a hybrid between the two? He didn't understand. He didn't get this at all, whatsoever. Thrown out of the domain with some sword memorabilia, he understood next to nothing.


Heading to Constellation Metropole, the soldier found one last domain in his way. But, what awaited him inside was quite the strange place, indeed. Small Wanta and even smaller Cyril going around some mountainous region a ton of prank equipment, he shook his head. He knew where this disaster was headed.


"Take that, you Qilin freak!" tiny Wanta shouted! "Monster!"


"Waaah!" the Qilin cried.


"Baby, baby! What a baby!" pea sized Cyril shouted.


Siorc could hardly believe what he was witnessing in front of his very eyes. Party of two attempting to shave the Qilin's fur, the soldier almost wanted to punch these fictional children. How could they be this cruel to all those around them? What horrible people. Absolute monsters.


"My word!" Wanta shouted. "I'd never do something so dastardly!"


"Clearly did," Cyril said, shrugging.


"I did not! That was my...my clone!" Wanta shouted. "Look how unfabulous he is! Definitely a copy! I'm perfect! God's blessing upon this world! This ugly thing was not me! He never was! I'm not cursed like all of you are!"


"Can ya quit yer ranting?" Cyril asked. "You're cursed. You got us into this mess, and you're the one who had me gain fire wings!"


Denial continuing onward, the soldier shook his head. This was absolutely positively the most pathetic thing he has ever seen. He was cursed, and he should own up to it. Pranking precious, pure and innocent Qilins who didn't know any better. How could he? He deserved this curse, every step of the way. How could he not?


Pranks continuing, the soldier continued to quell the reflection beasts who laughed at him. Hearing such, he clicked his tongue. Really, they were laughing? At what, or who? How very annoying. Mirror monsters destroyed, he watched a rather satisfying scene play out within the memory world.


"You! I've had it up to here with your pranks!" the Qilin shouted. "That's it! I'm done! And, I've contacted someone very special to deal with you!"


"Admit it, you enjoy it!" small Wanta said.


"Little buddy, come here!" the Qilin shouted. "Douse these two monsters in the abyssal flames of corruption!"


Bed of flames poured over the party of two, no remorse flowed through the hyena. He didn't know why, but he felt quite satisfied with this ending. These two, how dare they prank a pure, innocent creature such as a Qilin. They would pay for these horrible crimes. How dare they even consider bringing emotional and physical turmoil to the sacred beasts of Liyue?


Wanta adorning a shark tail, the real one in the corner kept his streaks of denial coming. Cyril mocking him, the hyena shook his head. He should just own up to what he did. He was cursed. That was his fault. Of course it was. Rat man not denying anything, the portal to the memory world soon closed.


"I told you, that was a clone!" Wanta cried. "I never did such a fiendish thing."


"You did! Own up to it, ya loser!" Cyril shouted. "That was you! You know it was!"


"Oh? Oh, oh, then why aren't you owning up to your side of the pranks, hmm?" Wanta asked. "Hmm, hmmm? I smell a rat!"


"Ya wanna fight?! I'm a rat, ya moron!" Cyril exclaimed, throwing a punch. "I owned up to it, unlike you! You loser in denial!" But, a shout soon came out of nowhere.


"Could you two shut it already?!" Mink and Niquel shouted.


"Not until he stops being in denial!" Cyril cried.


"Not happenin' and you know it," Mink replied, shaking her head. "Whatevs. Who cares? There's one last thing we have to do, remember? Get rid of the storm cloud, duh! Niquel, you got the last piece we need?"


Niquel nodding, everyone had been gathered all together. Party of eleven heading off toward the Broken Sea, three statues had been waiting for everyone to submit their pieces to. Sword placed onto statue one, the soldier stared off into space. Would this really end everything? Would Simulanka finally be free from everything?


Second object given, the statue glowed. Seeing such, the hyena gazed at everyone. What would happen after this wish was granted, would everyone here disappear? But, he shook his head. Why would this make them unexist even further? They already were in limbo, were they not? Why would it happen again?


Third object placed, a rather peculiar creature soon came out of nowhere. Small bear creature with a star on its forehead floating in midair, the soldier jumped four steps back. Huh? What was this creature? Was this the Goddess of Creation? But, he perished such thought. No, not a chance. Maybe this was yet another creature allocated by the script.


"Hi there, I'm Hisha," the bear spirit said. "And, I'll grant you all one wish!" They smiled. "Tell me all your greatest desires, and I'll give you all that one thing you ask for!"


Gazing at the crowd, the soldier wondered. Would everyone truly ask for the same thing? If anyone had their own separate desires, surely, it wouldn't hinder removing the red storm cloud. Was there some sort of catch to this wish? Ask for something, and it gets horribly corrupted? Maybe that was it. But, to his surprise, everyone shouted the same thing in unison.


"I wish for that red storm cloud up above to be removed and all the mirror creatures plaguing this place to be taken down with it!" ten voices all said in unison.


Pointing at everyone, the chimera nodded. Everyone wanted the same thing? He did not know why, but he found this to be quite unexpected. The ten denizens here, they were all quite different from one another. But, who wasn't? Everyone, existing or not, had their differences. Bear creature dancing, a tune played.


"Of course! I can do that in a flash!" Hisha cried. "Now, everyone, touch this star together, and your wish shall come true!"


Everyone's fingers and tendrils placed on the star, the chimera put his hand on the center. Piece of the sky glowing, the bright light had soon shot upwards towards the storm cloud. Red swirling monster seceding, he could see the shadow creature pop out with a look of rage painting it red.


"How dare you!" the shadow creature shouted. "Purple, I'll get you for this! Just you w--!" But a snap of the fingers, and they were gone.


Everything over, the chimera blinked. Did he do it? Was Simulanka free from everything that plaguing it? Voices regarding him as a hero, he stared off into space. Did he truly deserve such moniker? He did not think so. He had barely done anything on his own. He hardly deserved such recognition whatsoever.


Crawling into his tent, a heavy wave of tiredness flowed through him. Curling up into a ball, the hyena closed his eyes. World of dreams ready to take him away for the evening, one final set of thoughts overtook the chimera as the land of the subconscious knocked on the door.


It's all over now, right?


***


"Goodbye, Simulanka, farewell.
Our time here is
Over. I am finally
Done with this mission. It took one month,
Because of that, I am definitely going to get punished.
Yes, I am going to get punished again.
Even though I finally finished this mission, I


Shouldn't get ahead of myself and think
I'm in the clear just yet. I
Might as well just admit that I
Ultimately couldn't have done this alone.
Likely, I would have failed if I had been
Alone here with no one to assist me. So, it's
Not like I can say that I could have done this
Knowingly alone. I know I can't.
Ah well, it's time to move on, time to goodbye. Farewell, Simulanka."


Waking up the next morning, the chimera stared off into space. So, what was he supposed to do now? He had finished everything. He should leave now and report back to Her Majesty. But, he could not bring himself to kiss the bookmark and depart. He truly didn't get any time to himself to explore this place on his own, did he? Perhaps, just maybe, before he left, he should.


Figuring he should take a look at the rest of the Broken Sea, the soldier took the train out to the ends of the world. But unfortunately for him, there had been some unfinished business. Heaving a sigh, he could feel the work pile up. His work was never done. Multiple block houses needed attending to, the hyena tried his best to help.


Some toy people engaging in block competitions, the hyena lent a hand. Setting up all the block houses, he couldn't help but wonder. Just how much of this world was all according to script? How much did he and the citizens deviate? But, the soldier shrugged. Too late to care now. The story was over.


Finishing a block heart for a couple that didn't need it, the hyena shook his head. Had he just witnessed a rejection and heartbreak in a matter of seconds? He guessed he did. Was that on the script to? He supposed it was. He didn't know what to think about all this anymore.


Returning to Constellation Metropole, the chimera played a hat game for awhile, but such had been given laughs upon guffaws from the rat and cat shark duo. Hearing such, the soldier turned his cheek. Who cared what these Qilin harmers thought? He could not care less.


Heading back to the Forest of Blessings one last time, Alene and Mellem were right back where he met them. Attempt to hop into the waterfall, he had been shut down in an instant. Backing away he cut such thoughts up. What in the world was he thinking? Disgusting. Why would he want to wash his hair under a waterfall?


Mink, Niquel, Hanegal and Iben the hyena shrugged as they dozed off. It must have been a tiresome two weeks for them. But, everyone had their eyes soon glued to a star in the sky. Strange lantern dropping down, Zhulong let out a tired sigh. Hearing such, the soldier added his own to the mix.


"Hello, Alice," Zhulong said, sighing. "Nice to see you again.


"You mean, that witch who can still see us?!" the other nine echoed.


"Alright, spill," Zhulong said, arms crossed. "What do you want?"


Lantern named Alice saying the party of ten could leave at any time, the hyena shrugged. Did they think they were trapped here? Multiple cursed people asking why she didn't tell them, she gave a rather coy answer. Shaking his head, he prepared himself to exit. Everything that happens now wasn't his business anymore.


Returning to Her Majesty's Palace, the Cryo Archon studied the two dials intently. Smirk forming on her face, waves of forgiveness had come his way. Duties soon dismissed, the soldier returned to the military barracks. But, he couldn't help but feel something was missing. Was this really it? The end? That couldn't be.


Gazing at this proxy map, a wave of shock flowed through him. Why wasn't Simulanka there anymore? Where did it go? Shaking his head, he shrugged. The mission was over, so he supposed his access to the book world was gone now. That's how it was. Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the soldier yawned.


Weaponized hairpins and earrings soon removed, the chimera put his uniform away, as well. Glasses set aside, the soldier crawled into the uncomfortable bed. Closing his eyes as his head hit the pillow, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain as he drifted off to sleep.


Simulanka: complete.

 

[Palamon]

13: Silent Temple Semantics 3: The Last Dream
"Well, now that my current mission is finished, what now?
How should I know?
At this point, I just don't know
This is rather difficult for me to determine.


Cannot say I truly know much
Of anything, especially what Her Majesty is
Ultimately thinking right now.
Let me just start by saying that. I
Doubt that she will


Be giving me an
Easy mission at any given point.


Nothing at this moment is truly solved,
Even if I think it might be that
Xeno storm cloud still unfortunately exists,
That's obviously a big problem


For me. I don't think this will truly be
Over until I'm able to completely get
Rid of it from this world.


Maybe it will take a very long time to do that,
Even so at this point that's my duty. Or rather,


It's what I think my duty should be.


However knowing Her Majesty, she has
Other plans for me.
Not like I know of any.
Even so, I really
Should buckle down and
Take a minute to focus, it's not
Like I have to get rid of this storm cloud on my own.
Yet, I feel like no one else is


Daring to try.
Or, something like that, I have


Not seen a single
Other person bothers to try.
Though, I guess that could be perhaps, because they just don't


Know, or have had their perception altered to
Not be able to see it
Or something like that?
What would I know? I do


Not know, I really just don't have any idea
Of that right now.
Well, I probably should.


There's so much right now that I
Hardly understand
About that red storm cloud
That's eating everything.


Maybe getting rid of it in more places will
Yield it from existing,


Maybe, possibly. I don't know
Of course I don't.
Since I don't, I don't
Think there's a lot to say. Just have to find a way to


Remove it from the area
Especially since the
Current way it is is
Especially concerning right
Now. It's getting worse. Of course,
That's probably the case it's worse now.


Might as well be. Do
I know what I can do to
Stop it? I think I don't,
Since, from nation to nation,
Its influence has begun spreading
Or rather, that's
Not actually true, it


Hasn't been spreading, no, that's not it
At all. The truth is it's getting
Stronger. And more difficult to remove.


Perhaps, I underestimated this
Ridiculous enemy. This is
Easily, just the beginning. Just
The start of something even worse
To come. Do I know what that might be? No. I don't, the worst has
Yet to come. And I know this


Might sound a little
Unusual, coming from me. Let me
Continue to express my
Harrowing confusion over all this.


Could this be because
Of some unknown force, or something?
Maybe. I don't
Even know anymore.


That's how it's been for
Over two months now.


Ah well? It's
Not like it matters.


Even still, it is beginning to get much worse
Now. This storm cloud
Doesn't know when to quit, nor


Perish. How I feel
Right now about this
Especially long battle is
That I just want
This to end, but it has
Yet to reach such a point.


Maybe it'll get to a point where it'll
Unleash the last of its
Completely awful powers, or something. I
Hardly know and I


Also hardly have the ability to
Now explain. I guess it doesn't matter
Yet, I guess it doesn't matter
Though, I guess I should
Have a moment where
I simply force myself to figure out
Not like it's that simple.
Guess I need to


Come beyond the square one I'm dragging myself
Over to. I don't know,
Ultimately. It's just getting a
Lot worse for me. I
Don't even truly know what that


Big storm cloud became a part of Simulanka.
Even though, I probably should have known by now.


Perhaps, I really should
Or maybe, I guess I
Should attempt to
See this differently.
It's not like it matters
But I also need to
Let myself reach a point where
Everything about this cloud is removed.


What should I do to reach
It? The end of this
Ludicrous mission?
Literally don't know anymore.


I just don't know, it's extremely


Hard to figure out
At this point I
Very much feel like I have
Especially lost my way in


This mission. I don't know anymore.
Oh, well, I really


Should just go ahead and do as I'm
Told. Or, at least
At least I should try and
Reach a point where this is possible.
Though, let's be real


About this, it's getting much more difficult.


Not like it matters though, I guess
Eh. I really just don't
Want this to drag out


Much longer, this mission
Is beginning to get on my nerves,
So I just don't know anymore
Should I stop trying?
I don't know.
Of course I can't though
Not a chance, no


Way, Her Majesty will kill me
If I stop trying.
Look, I have disappointed her to the
Literal point of no return.


I just have no idea.


But, I guess that's par for the course.
Eh, well, what do I know?


So, I really have to get to a point
Everything is getting to a point where I just do
Not know where
To go from here.


This is just as difficult
Of a mission as it had been


Two months prior.
However, that's just
Evidentially, the way of the world.


All I can do is
Bring this to an end.
You know, I truly wish it wasn't
So difficult, but
Something like that


Of course, I would
Rather not get too deeply


Sent into
One big rabbit hole, but I guess,
Maybe that's not my choice.
Eh, the red storm cloud will stay until
They're defeated everywhere. It's
Horrible, but I guess that's how
It is, well, I should
Not complain, or I will
Get punished all over again.


Which, I can't
Have that happen. Not even
Once. I


Know if I disappoint her even once more, I will
Not be alive in
Order to tell the tale.
Well, that's just my life
So, it is what


It is. My life as a soldier is


Horrible most
Of the time. Is that hard to believe? It should
Not be. Of course,
Even if I can
Solve the issue with
The red storm cloud this time, it's
Likely it'll begin to move further.
Yes, I know that's


How it's going to be,
And I am getting so
Very tired of this
Egregious outcome. I do


Not get it anymore. Why
Overstay its welcome?


Come on, now
Let me just start by saying I
Ultimately, I am getting tired of
Everything. I have been for quite a


While now as a whole.
However, I am not
Allowed to complain, I am not allowed
To say anything. I really can't
Say anything about it.
Of course I can't.
Even so, I guess I have to get the shadow creature to
Vacate the world.
Eh, well, that's on me,
Right? This is my mission.


Who knows anymore? I
Hardly know at all.
Even so, it's not
Really that great to I have to do
Everything myself.


I have to do everything


All alone, all by
My lonesome. That's


Hardly an issue, I guess. I'm
Especially used to doing
All of this alone.
Does it matter? Not
Even a little.
Do I care?


Not even a little. I never,
Ever did. I guess I am just getting ahead of myself
Xxxxxxxxxx, getting ahead of myself.
Though, I guess that's


At least the truth, I
Need to stop
Doing that getting


Ahead of myself,
To be honest, I'm


Thinking too
Hard about all of this.
I know I am. And I know that it needs to stop. I need to
Stop. I know that,


Perhaps, by now this is very likely close to being
Over I hope anyway.
It's never truly over,
Never truly will be.
Though, I guess


I already l knew that from
The very beginning,


I knew from the
Start that it's


Very much never the
End, of course it isn't.
Right, I already knew that.
Yet, I guess it


Doesn't quite matter
It's extremely difficult
For me to gauge
From this point on
If the storm
Cloud will leave
Ugh, well it's not
Like it matters in
The long run.


This is just
One mission of thousands.


So, I just don't care
At all. I know I probably should
Yet, I am at point where I don't care.


For now, I just need to
Open the forbidden box and
Remove this annoying and


Stupid threat. I don't know how though,
Ugh, it's
Rather different
Everywhere it's appearing.


Over in Fontaine, ending the symphony
Had been the key.


What will be the key in Sumeru?
Everything is blurring, everything is
Leaking. I am running out of
Leads, they're all disappearing and I'm


Hardly able to get through this.
Everything is blurring and it's doing so
Rapidly. Now that I am being sent to Sumeru again
Everything is blurring. I don't


Get what's happening
Over in Sumeru, not
Even a little
Smidgeon. But I have to clear out


Everything. I absolutely have to, this
Very much could be the
End of my life if I take too long.
Right, end this quickly.
Yes, end this mission quickly.
That's key I absolutely
Have no choice
In the matter. I
Need to finish this fast, or I'll
Get killed. Diligence is key."


Four days have passed since the hyena drove away the storm cloud in Simulanka. Nothing of especial happenstance occurred. Training with the lynx chimera for forty-eight out of the ninety-six hours, the chimera did not learn anything of value involving combat at this point in time.


Diplomacy of nothing in Mondstadt overtaking the next two days, nothing had been out of the ordinary besides the red storm cloud up above. Not able to investigate, everything remained as is, for the time being. Hours droning on in monotony, the chimera remained loyal.


The sound of morning alarm bells roared out like a Saurian on Natlan's battlefields. As the sirens continued their rampage for minutes on end, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in a chorus. The alarm bells were right on time in punctuality, as usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal in the frozen northern land.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any sort of alarm bells, the hyena added his own groan to the mix. No matter how many years were to pass, he could never get used to the morning racket. Knowing that he had to get up no matter what, the early adult rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the chimera stared off towards the ceiling. Just how much more of Teyvat and possibly beyond, been engulfed into this big red storm cloud? And, what else could be done to get rid of it? Hearing a loud crackle, the soldier dashed towards the paned glass.


Storm cloud still going strong through the window, the hyena could not help but notice a peculiarity. Was it just him, or did the storm cloud look kind of tired? Seeing such, the hyena tilted his head. Is that even possible, a force of nature experiencing exhaustion? That couldn't have been something that could happen. No way.


Shadow creature removing itself from the cloud, the hyena swore he could see it yawning. Seeing such, the chimera scratched the side of his head. What in the world? Since when did evil have no energy? Wasn't the saying evil never sleeps? But, the soldier threw such thoughts out. That was just a saying. It meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.


"Too tired to cause chaos in this cold wasteland," the shadow creature said loud enough to pierce the window. "But, I know where I can continue to cause problems instead!" As it said such, it returned to its abode.


Opaque creature returning to its abode, the chimera scratched his head. What in the world was that just now? What did that thing just say? He had to put a stop to this, no matter what. That plan of its, there's no way he could let it get the get the satisfaction it wished for.


Hole closing up, the hyena shrugged. If something were to happen to Snezhnaya, he hardly cared. If something were to become of this creature and its chaos, that wasn't his problem. And, it never would be. Why should he fight for the nation he was whisked away to? He wouldn't do so, even in his dreams.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder, the hyena flinched. Alright, Her Majesty, he gets it, he's taking too much time away from getting ready. Dashing away from the window, he gazed at the paned glass one last time. This creature should just take this nation out with it. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. He needed to dial it a down a notch.


Removing the cover off his jewelry and accessory box, the hyena clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Plain set upon him, the hyena stared off into space. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons truly what he wanted? Rational brain on at the moment, regret flowed through the chimera.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the Geo Delusion glared daggers at him. The sinister orb, should he finally make use of it? But, the hyena threw such thought out the window. Now is not the time. He could not risk it. Pushing it aside, the delusion was out of sight, out of mind.


Thunder rolling once more, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. The red storm cloud, just how much of it was left around the nation, and possibly beyond? It had to have still been not a single thing had been done beyond Fontaine to get rid of it.


Reversing his loop about, the questions continued. Just how much of the storm had been left at this point? When he exited the book world, the creature had a look of vengeance. Was it going to return where it had been driven out? His knees buckled as he thought such.


Thoughts continuing, the question soup was ready to burn. What does this force of unexpected nature want with Teyvat? He couldn't see any point of its goal. But, the inquires soon changed force in a matter of moments. Could this force have been created by someone? Something felt quite artificial about it.


But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? There was nothing artificial about this. Why would there be? Who would do something like that? Something like that, there was no way it was possible. He was jumping to conclusions. He needed to cut it out, right this instant.


Another crackle heard from up above, the chimera flinched. He needed to stop overthinking this. Her Majesty could be listening to his thoughts. Slapping his cheeks, the hyena regained focus. No more unrelated thoughts. Work mode switch flipped upward, the chimera adjusted the buttons on his uniform.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the hyena repeated such thought. No more nonsense. It was time to think about only the workday at hand. The storm cloud didn't matter. He would not have to deal with it anyway, surely. Of course he wouldn't. Glasses adjusted, the soldier had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Agent not yet arriving, the hyena stared at the door. What kind of job would he be doing today? Would he have to deal with Snezhnayan issues? But, the chimera tossed such notion out. As if it matters to him what happens here. He couldn't care less. Sighing, he shook his head. What happens, happens. Orders are orders.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the hyena turned his attention back towards the door. Time had run out, the hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be working with the Temple of Silence to banish supernatural phenomenon in the nation." There was a serious tone in his voice. "But, before that, soldier, you must head to Liyue to have a special weapon crafted."


The hyena jumped three steps back upon hearing he would be assisting the Temple of Silence today. Not this again. When would the Agent learn he was not wanted there? Every single time he were to head in there, a difficult barrier would try to lock him out. Why bother sending him? It wouldn't end well.


The chimera stared at the window once more as the word supernatural rung in his ears. This was the shadow creature's doing, wasn't it? How did it act so fast? But, the chimera shook his head. No, this was an ongoing issue in the Nation of Wisdom. It couldn't have possibly happened in the span of an hour. But, another possibility added itself in. What if all this was making it stronger? His heart leaped at such prospect. He was doomed, for sure.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "What is your problem? Get it together this instant!"


The hyena flinched. Right, he was on the nonexistent clock right now. He can't dawdle or get lost in thought, or her Majesty would kill him. Taking a long deep breath, the chimera turned back towards the Agent. Arm out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away, like it always did.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Stronger or not, he knew he had no choice but to do his work.


"Good, we're going soldier," the Agent responded. "But, I must warn you. Sumeru is quite strange right now. Don't get lost." Escort off towards Liyue soon beginning, the hyena stared off into space as the fast travel was about to come to an end.


The Red Storm cloud, it wants to eat everything, doesn't it?


***


"It would seem something has gone quite


Terrible wrong here in Liyue, goodness me.
Here I thought that the conspiracies
I had been hearing were just wild exaggerations.
Now, there have been some terrible occurrences here. For starters, now, I
Know this going to sound quite farfetched, so bear with me. There


Seems to be some extinct beings that have been
Oddly resurrected. Or, rare beasts, like Qilins. Now,
Maybe I am about to sound like I've lost a few marbles, but it somehow gets
Even worse. How is that even possible? Well, besides
The current situation with the odd appearances of more illuminated beasts than is ever normal, a
Horrible illness has started to spread
In Liyue. In the beginning, when it came, it was
Not that many people. But it has begun to
Get worse. Many other people have fallen


Ill, including my sisters. Now,
Some might think and have asked me, 'you're a panda, you do not come down with human illnesses, right?' As we are chimeras and are of humanoid appearance, we


Very much can. I am an herbalist, which most people do already know
Even though I am mostly out in the field collecting herbs, I am
Rather in the know about the health of the nation.
You kind of have to be,


When working in my field, no? I am a
Rather in the know about all that is going
On here. But, it would seem, right
Now, this is something that is beyond me.
Getting right into it, people have been coughing out black smoke and getting


Weaker. I do not know were something like this came from
It just came out of nowhere one day.
The coughing of smoke, the chills. I
Have no way of discerning where it came from,


The world lately, as it would appear, has been has been in a rather stormy state of affairs lately.
Everyone that works at the pharmacy has informed me, it's contagious they're scared of catching it. Ah,
Yes, a health panic. It happens
Very rarely here.
As, we have a well renowned doctor around
These parts, Doctor ------.


Now, most of the time, people's fears
Of illnesses are assuaged.


Though, it seems this time, that's
Hardly the case.
Everyone seems to be in this intense


Wave of panic, and I am struggling with the upkeep.
Of course, this sudden disease, it came out of nowhere
Rather rapidly, if I do say so myself.
Let me start by saying, I
Do understand why people are afraid,


But I think people aren't being quite rational. They are all being rather
Utterly irrational. But, I cannot cure
The hysteria. Nor, can


I cure the panic. I


Cannot, for me, that isn't simply
At all possible. Well, it may
Not be possible for me, of course that does
Not mean it's impossible for my boss
Oh, well, I do suppose
The subject of mental health versus physical health is


Quite different from one another, despite them being
Ultimately linked to each other, hand
In hand. I guess I really ought
To begin studying again.
Even though I do not have a lot of time on my hands to do


So lately, due to this
Awful plight, I do know it would be for the bet that I do.
Yet, because of this sudden outbreak, and all this intense panic for 'prevention measures', I


Barely have any time for myself. And now,
Even my sisters have been caught up
Into this. This morning, my sisters told me, 'Jiaolong, stay away from us!'
Now, this was quite the
Grizzly thing to hear.


I would have asked about it, had I had the time that morning, but mother filled me in on it all.
Now, my family, as most people should know by now, are panda chimeras.


Let me just say that the fact something like this
Is something that can harm us, too
You know I would like to do some digging. But,
Uh, dear me, it would seem today is not one of my days I am meant to collect herbs. How
Especially disappointing, I would have liked to go





And gather herbs to make into medicine for my
Sisters, but, unfortunately,


It would seem the Archons have other plans for me.


Ah, it would seem I will be doing commerce guild
Mining today. Usually, my sisters and I go and do all that. But, due to their illness, they


Cannot. Hmm, this is quite the conundrum.
Of course, this is something I can do alone,
No problem. But, most of the time I have company.
For now, I suppose I will have to ask my cousin. But,
I know how she tends to skirt around this. She'll tell me, 'Jiaolong, I have training, today,' or,
No, she can't, she has work at the teahouse.
Every single time, that's something she
Does say to get out of it. I


Try to understand her, I really do, but
Over and over again, all she's got is excuses.


Many, many excuses. Most of them are never
Yielding. I know she doesn't quite like commerce guild


Work, but today, I simply cannot allow any
Of her excuses. If it were any other day, I could, but
Right now, I can't allow for any. I
Know she may not like that, and


I know this going to be quite difficult for her, but I


Do not have anyone else.
Of course, I can easily mine by myself. That's


Not the issue,
Or anything, but what I have
To go obtain in question is Cor Lapis and some jade. Without Qiulong's


Geo vision, it is a little harder for me to
Engage in mining. Well, not like
That has ever stopped me before,


As I can and have worked alone.


Come now, what do you take me for,
Hmm? I have learned to
Adapt to certain situations.
Now, I must admit that I
Could not have anticipated this sudden illness. I am not saying it's an
Epidemic, or anything. Nothing like


That. Although, I am quite concerned
Over how fast it has begun to spread. It has begun to become a


Vicious and contagious plight very
Early on. So, it really
Needs to be studied so we can
Take it out. With the study of it, we can
Ultimately eliminate it
Right where is stands.
Even if it does take a lot of research, it is


Better to try and find a solution before it can get
Even worse, no? I would rather it not reach that point.
Yet, at any given
Opportunity, it absolutely could.
Now, I don't believe something of this caliber has come to other nations. But, I
Do believe it could be possible. Over


At Sumeru, people who visit here currently, are
Looking to be in some sort of heavy daze.
There's something going on there, too.
However, as I am confined to Liyue, and cannot venture
Out, what I know on that subject is quite limited.
Unless I can one day
Gather herbs in other nations for others types of medicine, I
Hardly know anything about the world outside my own nation.


I only know what I have heard in passing.


Well, I do suppose for now,
It is not something I can just venture out to
See. I am pretty busy
Here. I have the commerce guild.


I have pharmacy work. So, I


Cannot venture to the neighboring nation. Now, I know this might seem out of the
Ordinary, but I would like to get more medical knowledge beyond this nation, but
Unfortunately, that's a pipe dream. Of course, I'd
Like to. Who wouldn't want to see that world? I
Do want to see how doctors across Teyvat deal with things differently. I've heard


Little details here and there about for
Everything, except Natlan, which not
A single person from that nation, aside from I believe a
Rogue who became a Fatuus, ever leave their
Nation. But, from what I know, there's some doctors in


Mondstadt, but when it comes to injuries, they rely on the sisters of the church.
Even though this sounds quite farfetched to me, I
Do not knock on them.
Injuries are a different story than illnesses.
Cannot say it makes sense to me that people rely on the church's uh, songs,
In order to heal, but but bear with me, that's just what someone told me.
Now, in Fontaine, there's something like a Melusine nurse, or so I have heard.
Even so, the only Fontaine people


I have ever seen are researchers.
Now, I believe I have not discussed


Snezhnaya, but that is because I do not know much about any of their practices.
Uh, but I do strongly suspect their
Medicine is likely poison.
Even though the snippets I have heard from passerby soldiers, I've heard a few
Rather harsh things
Unleashed from those throats.


But, I have limited knowledge. I am slow on the
Uptake of the other medical practices out
There. I truly need to learn


About them all, that way I can attempt to tackle this
Looming problem that's
About to probably reach epidemic status. Or
So I believe. It's pretty difficult


Now to gauge how far it'll spread
Over the course of how long.
Though, I don't think it's too late, it is entirely


Possible it's about to reach a point
Of this illness
Spreading faster.
Since boss doesn't yet know where
It came from, and how, we
Barely have any idea of how to
Lead it to its extinction. Oh, dear, I fear if it is not
Eliminated soon, the entire nation will suffer. Can't have that, now can we?"


Teleport Waypoint taking him to Liyue Harbor, something hadn't been quite right with the area. People wearing face cloth masks, the hyena swore he could see smoke coming through them. Shivering at such, his thoughts cracked like glass. What's going on with the people of Liyue, are they ill?


Agent telling him to head to Blackcliff Forge once his weapon has been made, the chimera tilted his head. He has to head where now? He wasn't quite sure he was understanding what he was being told. Subordinate soon leaving the area after a satchel had been slapped upon his backside, the hyena shrugged. Whatever the agent says, goes. He knew he had no choice in the matter at all whatsoever.


Knowing he had to make haste and have the weapon made, the chimera traversed the northern streets. But, as he had proceeded to do so, something did not feel right. What in the world was this malicious energy in the air? He did not know, but it had been getting quite sinister the further he walked.


Gazing upwards towards the sky, the red storm cloud cackled. Seeing such, the soldier could not help but let out a sigh. That storm cloud up above, what could it have been trying to do to Liyue? Something was wrong here, very wrong. But, he couldn't figure out what.


Multiple people trying to stay away from each other, the coughpocalypse had begun to sound its bells. Generic nobodies hacking up a storm, the chimera jumped five steps back. These people were ill, weren't they? What were they doing, spreading their germs on the streets? Disgusting.


Staying as close to the wall as possible, the chimera could see the smoke come through the cloth. Seeing such, the chimera could not help but feel quite bewildered. What in the world was this ailment? Was something like this normal? But, the chimera shook his head. Of course it wasn't. Why would it be? This was far from ordinary.


Turning his attention towards the monster in the sky, the chimera's mind had begun to wander. Was this the chaos that creature wanted to achieve? But, the hyena tossed such thought out into the ocean. Why would that be the case? Perhaps, just maybe, there was some bad outbreak. Nothing to worry about, surely.


Reaching the blacksmith, the bench had been occupied. Tall brunette ordering a multitude of weapon repairs for the Millelith, a puzzle piece fell out of the chimera's brain. Since when had he been affiliated with Liyue's military? But, the chimera shook his head. Maybe he was acquainted with some of the army. What did he know? Such was beyond him.


Blacksmith discussing the current illness breaking loose and joking about the funeral parlor having more customers soon, the soldier's knees buckled. Why were they saying something like that? That wasn't very funny. But, he knew what was being discussed had hardly been his business in any shape or form.


Polearms handed in bulk, the hyena walked upwards towards the counter. Blacksmith warning him about the black smoke plague, the hyena broke out into a nervous sweat. The what now? Was this person substituting for the normal blacksmith? He had quite the morbid sense of humor.


Man asking what he can do for him the soldier removed the weapon blueprint paper from his satchel. Blacksmith reading over it, he could see him shake his head. Seeing such, he couldn't believe it. What, was he unable to do it, or something? They were a substitute, guaranteed.


"I apologize, good sir, but your weapon requires Noctilucous Jade and Cor Lapis to craft," the blacksmith said. "The owner doesn't have any right now. Something has been eating all the ingredients!"


Noctilucous Jade bouncing around in his eardrums, the chimera's blood had become cold. No, not jade, anything but Noctilucous Jade. Why, of all forging materials, did it have to be that one? Surely, a substitution could be made? Knees shaking, he silently asked if a different mineral can be used.


"Terribly sorry, but if I were to use a different formula, it would be a different Claymore!" the young blacksmith cried. "I'm afraid I'll need Jade. The boss isn't here, so I don't want to take risks."


No substitutions allowed, the hyena could feel everything begin to sound far away. No, why did it have to be Noctilucous Jade? Why can't he make an exception just this once? That mineral, it was toxic, deadly, horrifying. How could Her Majesty even suggest he have a weapon like this made?


"Mr. Siorc, might I suggest mining jade in Mt. Tianheng?" the tall brunette asked. "It is not toxic in this area."


Tall brunette suggesting the nearby mountains, the chimera bowed a thank you. He supposed it was worth a shot. Removing his teleport waypoint proxy orb, the soldier attempted to press the waypoint in Mt. Tianheng. But, the teleport button did absolutely nothing. Getting a message claiming he was in a special event, the chimera titled his head. What was going on here?


Sighing, the hyena walked off towards the city's exit. He supposed he would have no choice but to walk there. Multiple people coughing along the way, the soldier kept himself away. Where was that Bubu Pharmacy doctor when he was needed? But, he supposed that he had his work cut out of him.


As the soldier headed through the area, the chimera couldn't help but wonder. Why were people coughing out smoke? What kind of plague was this? He had never heard of something like this before. But, he supposed he wouldn't have to deal with it for long. He would be in Sumeru shortly after this moment.


Rather strange horned monsters coming his way, the hyena jumped off towards the left. Where in the world had these creatures come from? He needed to stay away from them, no matter what. Something wasn't right about them, whatsoever. Enemies not noticing him, the walk continued.


Mountains soon nearing, the soldier cracked his knuckles. Any second now, and he would have to cut the jade. Any moment now, and he'd have to touch that horrifying mineral. Perhaps, just maybe, it wasn't too late to turn back. What did he need a weapon for? He had his hyena claws. That would be more than enough, surely.


But, the hyena sauntered onward. There was no way he could turn around now. If he did not return with a Claymore, the Agent would be furious, for sure. Taking a deep breath, the soldier pushed towards the cave. Whether he liked it or not, it was time to start mining.


Finding multiple deposits of Noctilucous Jade, the hyena broke out into a sweat. Here goes nothing. Finding a pickaxe in his satchel, the chimera prepared himself. It was just normal jade, it wasn't poison. There was nothing wrong with it. It would be fine, surely, there was nothing wrong.


As the chimera's mining tool got into the action, the soldier could see two familiar faces. Yinlong and their cousin mining jade in the corner, the hyena couldn't help but feel a wave of bewilderment. How unusual, the panda chimera was mining? The sky was going to fall at any given moment.


But, he had soon been mistaken. Taller panda chimera doing all the work the hyena kept on going. Terrifying blue mineral dropped from their deposits, the hyena tried to keep it together as he dropped it into his satchel. It wasn't poison, it would be fine. It wasn't toxic, it would be fine. But, he could soon hear a small commotion in the corner.


"Jiaolong, why can't Shenlong and Qiulong mine instead?" Yinlong complained, words slow. "I have auditions for the opera house coming up."


"Oh, dear, Yinlong, I already told you that won't do," Jiaolong said, shaking his head. "Shenlong and Qiulong have fallen ill from the plague."


"I know that, but, it's strange in here, Jiaolong," Yinlong responded, shaking her head. "Don't you feel that energy? I don't like it in here."


"I know you would prefer to do anything else right now, but apologies, it's just for today," Jiaolong responded. He then turned off towards the opposite direction. "Your friend over there is hard at work mining, and he has a phobia involving Noctilucous Jade, no? You really need to apply yourself more, Yinlong."


Turning his head, Yinlong's cheeks grew pink. Siorc was hard at work, and here she was, trying to get out of it. Maybe they did need to apply themselves more. It was just for today. Polearm beside them, they let out a slow huff. He was applying himself, so should they. They were leading quite the terrible example, weren't they?


"You're right, I should apply myself more," Yinlong replied. "Sorry, Jiaolong."


Panda chimera mining up a slow storm, the soldier returned to his own work. Jade glowing the further it had been cut, the hyena couldn't help but begin to wonder. Panda chimeras could come down with human illnesses? He did not know why, but something about that didn't sound right.


Continuing to cut the minerals, the hyena threw such thoughts away. Of course it was possible. No matter whether a creature was human, chimera, youkai, or monster, being afflicted with some sort of ailment was likely. No one was immune to such a thing. He knew that.


Gathering enough minerals, the chimera prepared to stage his exit. But, as he prepared to so, a group of eyes were on him. No matter where he went, people were always watching him, weren't they? The walls had ears. But, he supposed that was a given at this point.


"Goodness, it seems we're running into one another quite a lot lately," Jiaolong said, laughing a smidgeon. But, he then changed his tone to that of a serious one. "Do try to keep yourself safe. At present, there is a respiratory plague going around."


Reminded of the current events once again, the hyena bowed his head. There it was again, the unneeded reminder. Did he really need to be told this again? But, he knew it was best to just heed the warning. Perhaps, just maybe, the plague had spread to Sumeru, as well. He needed to proceed with caution.


Returning to Liyue Harbor, the chimera handed off the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, jade. Substitute blacksmith getting straight to work, the weapon that awaited him had been quite astounding. Light blue tipped claymore handed off to him, he tilted his head. Why was he feeling a intense wave of energy from this blade?


Sheathing the weapon behind him, the hyena headed off towards the entrance of Blackcliff Forge. But, the Agent had soon told him something rather chilling. Told that Sumeru had been far off worse than he thought, the hyena's heart skipped more than two beats. Just how much worse could it possibly be?


Agent taking out his proxy map, a blinding light soon overtook him in one fell swoop. Dropped outside the Temple of Silence in a split second, an eerie feeling washed over him. Was it just him, or had there been a dark energy in the air? Trying to shake it off, he prepared to enter the temple.


Gazing at the western desert in the corner, a weasel popped out of the ground. Although, something had been quite off with it. Creature on fire, but not burning, the chimera tilted his head. What in the world was this? Were these pyro rodents? But, he knew he didn't have time to wonder about it. Turning his head, he headed into the temple.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder immediately upon entering the Temple of Silence, the chimera jumped back. Oh, great, there it was again. That shadow creature, what chaos were they about to unleash? Next time it releases itself from its abode up above, he was going to defeat them once and for all. Cracking his knuckles, the hyena prepared himself for takeoff. He needed to get this over with and find the desert brunet right away.


But, immediately upon moving forward, the world around him warped and changed. Balance as dead as a door nail, the hyena had become a ball upon the ground. Regaining his balance, what awaited him had not been the temple at all. Observing the area around him, confusion ate the chimera up like a plate of samosa.


Finding himself in a deep, expansive forest, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. How did he get here? He did not understand. When had the Temple of Silence grown a forest? There was something quite fishy going on here. Had he been transported to another world?


Seeing the usual residents within the temple none the wiser to anything, the chimera stared off into space. Had everyone been transferred to another world? But, the chimera shook his head. No, perhaps not, this had to have been some sort of dream. He needed to wake up before it was too late.


Pinching himself, the chimera let out a hiss. He was awake right now? Unreal. Shaking his head, he had begun running. There was no time to worry about this. He had to reach the end of the area and speak to the brunet. There was no time for this whatsoever. Cracking his knuckles the hyena had begun running.


As the chimera pressed on through the area, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. What in the world was going on here? How did the Temple of Silence and Sumeru rainforest swap places? How was that even possible? The hyena did not know. Just how powerful had the storm cloud and its denizens truly been?


But, the hyena let out a laugh. The rainforest, and temple swapping places? No way. That was way too stupid to be true, for sure. Why would something like that happen? He had merely been teleported somewhere else. That had to have been it, surely.


Heading north, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. He could not help but feel a disturbing force. Had there been some hidden monsters in here? He supposed that could have been possible. He needed to be as ready as possible for anything that could be hiding, no matter what it was.


Hearing a loud roar, the hyena covered his ears. What in the world was that? Had there been a dragon in here? Turning his head towards the right and left, nothing whatsoever stood out to him. Maybe he had been imagining it. Shrugging, the chimera's legs erupted into a sprint. If he were to run faster, the monster would not be able to reach him, surely.


Such was wishful thinking. Creature coming out of nowhere, the early adult dashed through the tree and took a spin. There was really a dragon in here? How could this be? This temple, there was no way it was big enough to house this thing. No way whatsoever. Dashes about continuing, the hyena attempted to avoid it to the best of his ability.


Luck and the Archons were not on his side. Flying lizard dropping downward, the chimera unsheathed the greatsword from behind him. Creature adorning leafy wings, the chimera scratched his head. Where in the world had this creature come from? He had never seen a draconic enemy like this in Sumeru before.


Seed barrage coming his way, the chimera jumped ten steps back. This enemy, something about it had felt quite different about it. Something ancient, something sacred. Balls of grass coming his way, the hyena took a deep breath. He needed to get into action before it was too late.


Bullets of doom deflected, the creature had soon been seeing the stars. Seeing such, the hyena made a run for it. He knew now more than ever was his only chance to get away. Sprinting faster, the creature flapped its wings once more. Seeing such, the hyena jumped forward. It had returned to full form already? That wasn't good, for sure.


Throwing down a flower friend, the hyena curved towards the left. Perhaps, just maybe, if he ran off towards the other direction, the creature would give up the chase. Silk Flower friend from afar barely putting a dent into the enemy, the chase continued onward for minutes on end.


Monster getting faster, the soldier jumped to the right. Creature heading towards the left, he jumped back. Dragon confusion aplenty, the early adult took the leap of faith. Enemy soon becoming one with the wall, the chimera wiped his brow. Claymore finishing the job, the hyena broke into a sweat. One enemy down, many to go.


Forest twisting and turning the hyena's eyes pulsated. Trees growing instantaneously, the chimera could not help but feel a bad vibe in the air. Was this the Dendro Archon's doing? But, the hyena shook his head. No way, that simply wasn't possible. Why would they do something like this?


Stump creature breaking from its roots, the chimera's heart skipped more than four beats. Wooden trunk gaining eyes and a mouth, the hyena held back the urge to scream. Was there a ghost in here? He supposed it would be in his best interest to eliminate such threat.


Wooden planks thrown his way, the chimera jumped six steps back. Blade swinging and a hitting, creature faded into the ether after about ten planks had been knocked out of the park. Army soon following, the chimera huffed a breath. Surely, this would be the end of it.


Forest twisting once more, the forest had soon been no more. Seeing such, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief. Had the misplaced woods returned to where it should have been? But, such had not been the end of the nonsense whatsoever. Transparent creature coming onto the scene, a demand had soon come his way.


"Tag me, and the temple shall return to normal!" the invisible monster shouted.


Hearing such, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Play a game of tag, was this monster being serious right now? He didn't have time for these games. Creature proceeding to run off, the chimera had begun running. What was this creature, a child? Whoever had summoned it was quite immature, for sure.


Enemy speeding up the hyena attempted with all his might to catch it off guard. Was this really happening right now? Continuing to run, the transparent figure leaped off towards the left. Seeing such, the hyena copied such movement. Creature only getting faster, the soldier let out a huff. What was this, a race? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense.


Pure white tongue stuck out at him, the hyena could feel steam coming out of his ears. Was this enemy mocking him? How annoying. He needed to catch up to them and end this once and for all. Spotting peculiar ramps on the walls as he kept going, the hyena snapped his fingers.


That was it.


That was the ticket.


The way to end this nonsense.


Ceiling and him becoming one, the hyena plunged downward. Invisible creature within the vicinity, the blade tapped upon the opposing force's shoulder. Enemy snapping its fingers, a blinding light soon overtook him. Closing his eyes, everything was gone. Opening them once more, a normal world soon awaited him.


Temple returning to normalcy, the hyena tilted his head. What was all that just now? Was this some sort of trap laid out by the Temple of Silence? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. There was no time to think about such. It was all over now. Correct room reached, immediate eyes of disdain had been tossed towards him. Seeing such, the hyena knew what was coming next.


"It's you again. Look, dude, I'm gonna say you're wasting your time coming here," the desert brunet said. "Not only has Sumeru warped itself into an unrecognizable state, locations have swapped places with one another. Give up, would you?"


Desert brunet trying to entice him to give up, the chimera shook his head. There was no way he could throw in the towel now. Not a chance. So what if locations swapped places? What did that matter? He just needed to eliminate the threat, surely. Signing he had a job to do, the soldier would not back down.


"Good luck, you're going to fail," the desert brunet said in a sarcastic tone.


Exiting the temple, the soldier let out a groan. Locations swapping places? How was something like that even possible? This had to have been some sort of malicious dream. It had to have been. Staring off towards the western pathway, something had not been right. Heading into the world of sands, the world blurred around him.


Foggy island soon before him, absolutely nothing had been visible. Scouting the area of nothingness, the chimera scratched his head. Where had the desert swapped locations with? He couldn't tell. He needed to press onward, no matter what. The choice was not his if he wished to continue living.


Continuing to head west, the world was invisible. Attempting to turn around, the world in front of him kept vanishing. Everything vanishing at full speed, he could feel his will begin to sway. There was absolutely no way he would be able to do this whatsoever. Perhaps it was best to give up while he was ahead.


But, the chimera pressed onward. What in the world was he thinking, giving up? No way, not a chance, it was way too soon for that. All he had to do was defeat the enemies within, and the desert would warp back to normal. That was a perfect idea, for sure. Heading into the unknown, one thing had soon been visible.


Group of weasels in front of him, set ablaze, the chimera covered his eyes. No, not fire, anything but fire. Rodents coming towards him, he swore he could hear them demand he chase them. Creatures dropping themselves into the ground, the hyena's wobbled in place. Really? He had to chase these creatures?


Ground beneath him noisy, the early adult had begun the chase. These little weasels, why were they insisting on playing around? He didn't have time for this. Flames vanishing, nothing was visible. Empty holes in front of him, the noises soon returned in full swing. Failures piling themselves up, the foggy world collapsed upon itself.


Storm cloud up above laughing, the hyena could feel himself ready to deflate like a balloon. The shadow creature, they were enjoying his failure, weren't they? He had to try harder before the creature could make fun of him further. Feet dragged across the way, he once again attempted to observe his surrounding.


Spotting blue capped mushrooms, a realization had washed over the soldier. The desert, had it been swapped with Tsurumi Island? Thinking such had to have been a possibility, the chimera gazed towards the ground. Could this have been the beach upon that desolate area? He knew what to do. It was all coming together.


Bespectacled eyes on the fungus among him, the pathway lit up ever so slightly. These weasels, they stood no chance now. Shrooms tossed beside the holes, the trap had laid itself upon the ground. Letting out an incomprehensible noise, a fiery white flag had been waved upon the misty battlefield.


Rodents all caught with nowhere to go, the space around him warped once more. Desert in front of him yet again, the hyena had come to a conclusion. Defeating the forces in front of him, that was the only way anything could return to normal. Returning back towards the temple's entrance, the chimera couldn't help but ponder. Where should he head next?


Names rolling around in his mind, a button clicked. Pardis Dhyai, that's where he should head next. A pattern had strung a bead on every single time he would come here. The area had been warped to the point of being too different. He knew he needed to head there next, without a shadow of a doubt.


But, as he passed through Caravan Ribat, the merchant town had been dead and gone. Finding himself in a large stadium with a red, orange and green flame burning in the center, the hyena blinked. What location had been switched here? He had never seen this place before in all of his life.


Weasels running around this mysterious area, the hyena sighed. Great, another game of cat and mouse. Why couldn't this nonsense end? Multiple layers of stairs everywhere, the chimera's feet barreled along the way. A couple of steps slipped on, he let out a yelp for no one to hear.


Not a single person interacting with their surroundings, the question posed itself again. Had Sumeru been locked into a malicious dream that bled into reality? He knew that, in the subconscious world, anything could be anywhere. Everyone stuck in a looping motion, nothing made sense. Why wasn't anyone confused? Shouldn't they have been?


Rodents continuing their rampage, something of particular note caught the hyena's attention. People phased through, the hyena's heart skipped a beat. What was this place, limbo? How strange. He needed to catch the weasels, and end this now. Loop throwing a wrench in the plan, the chimera stop, dropped, and rolled.


Enemies captured with one last hurrah, the merchant town resurrected itself from the ashes. No one noticing anything whatsoever, the hyena staged his exit. Knowing he had to continue on the distorted path, the scenery around him did not quite match up with the Nation of Wisdom in any capacity whatsoever.


Mosaic painted windows everywhere the eye could see, the soldier attempted to head back towards the path of which he came. Just what had warped this time? He wasn't quite understanding any of this. Turning his heelless shoes back towards the eastern direction, he kept moving forward.


Continued tiles of mosaic throwing a wrench in everything, the chimera could not make heads or tails of where he had been transported to. Bells ringing and letting down their chime, the hyena jumped back. Walls getting smaller and smaller, he could feel himself get boxed in.


Lyre floating in the center of the road, a realization had washed over the hyena. Had the road to Pardis Dhyai become the Church in Mondstadt? Dragons coming out of nowhere, the next chase was on. There was no time to lose, he had to run right here, right now, at all costs.


Game dragging itself out to oblivion, the colorful windows broke one after another. Creatures revealing themselves in unison of one another, the hyena took the leap of faith. This game of chase had to end. It had to stop. Creature tagged, everything had begun to shatter.


Pardis Dhyai reached after about two hours, the dome world had been eradicated. But, what awaited him was a world unknown. Colorful cliffsides engulfing him, the hyena could feel a heavy wave of intimidation flow through him. Where had Pardis Dhyai been swapped out with? He didn't know. He had never seen something like this before.


Peculiar looking dragons he had never seen before jumping off the cliffs, the chimera could not follow. These creatures, what were they? Had they been those Vishap creatures from Liyue? But, he shook his head. No, that wasn't it. They were nothing alike. Hostilities coming out of nowhere, a battle had been forced his way at full speed.


Creatures every which way crumbling into nothing, the hyena stared off into space. What in the world was that just now? But, the fight was far from over. Weasels demanding he challenge them, as well, and the area would go back to normal, the chimera let out a sigh. Would it really be that easy?


Rodents set ablaze, the chimera could not help but question. Had it really been back to normal? Floor crumbling beneath him as he pondered such, he closed his eyes. Of course it wasn't. Dropping fast and hard, a cold world of darkness soon awaited him, in a matter of moments.


Finding himself in a place unknown to him, the hyena observed the area around him. But, all he could see was an intense world of purple. Hint of mountains in the corner, the hyena shivered. What was this cold feeling? Had he fallen into the abyss? Massive dungeon right in front of him, he couldn't quite pinpoint his location.


Running through the world of darkness, the hyena gazed upwards towards the dark sky. How did this place get underneath Pardis Dhyai? Something wasn't right about this. Was this place even real? It did not feel like it was. Hole quite far up, he let out a gulp. How in the world would he be able to get out of here? If he had to climb, that would end in misery. Shrugging, he attempted to move forward, but a voice soon played in his head.


"It's a strange place, isn't it?" a voice in his head asked. "Think of this place like a nightmare. Just try and focus on getting out of here." The voice continued. "See those puzzles across the way? If you solve them, you can get out of here."


Voice stating it was just a bad dream, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Was that really it? That would have been way too convenient, if it were true. Voice vanishing the chimera shrugged. Guess he was on his own. Red totem soon awaiting him, a black ball of light had soon been in front of him.


Banner in the sky demanding he catch up to the ball of light, the chimera had been taken aback by suck. He had to do what now? Chase a ball of light? There was no way that'd get him anywhere whatsoever. Wind current coming out of nowhere, it had soon begun.


Weasel joining the party, the hyena let out a loud augh as if he had swapped places with a bald, yellow sweater wearing boy. Not again, why were these rodents everywhere? Ball of darkness getting further away, he let the wind lead. But, speed was a delivered demon with no return address.


Rings of wind appearing, the soldier jumped through them. He had to get rid of this obstacle right here, right now. Ball of darkness reached after about ten minutes, the rodent enemy had been gone without a trace. Such, however, had not been the end of the corridor. Mages appearing one after another, the voice made an unfortunate return.


"Don't focus on them!" the voice in his head cried. "Run, now!"


But, running was not an option that existed. Mages coming out to play, the fight was on. Monsters sent to their grave, the soldier huffed a breath. This was a never ending nightmare, wasn't it? But, he had thought too soon. Weasel chase kicking into overdrive, the hyena could feel everything begin to crack like an egg as the exit grew further away.


Wandering around further, head hung low, the questions had begun to roll the dice. Had space warped to the point it would be impossible to leave? But, the hyena shook his head. This was just a dream, right? He would wake up eventually, and he would forget this all happened.


Spotting two familiar faces arguing up a storm, the hyena studied the duo in front of him. But, a wave of shock soon overtook him. Waiola in the same outfit as usual, he paid her no mind. Bogart adorning a white silk skirt and a kufi, the soldier's cheeks grew red. Don't wake him up, actually, he was in paradise.


"We have to get out of here," Waiola said. "It's disturbing down here."


"Jeepers, Waiola! I know, you keep saying that!" Bogart cried. "And, how are we supposed to get out of here, huh?! You got any ideas?"


"I do, but you won't listen to any that I pitch!" Waiola cried. "If you would just hear me out, we'd be out of here already."


"I know what you're going to say, Waiola! 'We should find a rope and climb out!" Bogart responded, tone annoyed. "Look how far down we are! That's not going to work!" But, it soon stopped itself upon turning around. "Yikes, Siorc you're lost down here, too?"


Shaking his head, the chimera crossed his index fingers. Had he been lost down here? That couldn't have possibly been the case. Pointing at the hole up above, he could hear Waiola let out a heavy sigh. She wasn't buying that, was she? Of course she wasn't.


"Really, you know the way out?" Waiola asked, crossing her arms across her waist. "Then, why am I having trouble believing you? If you truly do, then show us the way out."


"Sheesh, Waiola, chill!" Bogart cried. His tail furiously moved behind him as he said such. "You have to give him time! Aren't you always telling others not to rush you? Practice what you preach, why don't you?!"


Device appearing from the ground up, the hyena rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. Wow, how wonderful and convenient, a magical button to lead him out of here. It was almost as if, such convenience had been created to push a story along. Clicker pressed, weasels soon appeared out of nowhere. Waiola attempting to shoot them, the rodents screamed chase only.


But, as the final round of chase began, the hyena sniffed. What was that gaseous stench? Something wasn't right. Energy beginning to die, he could feel himself begin to fall over. He wasn't getting out of here, was he? Consciousness beginning to slip, the hyena closed his eyes.


He's going to fall much deeper into this dream.


***


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. But, something had been quite different in the pattern before him. Beads falling out of place, the string popped. Blinking, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. Was this a dream, or was he having a vision?


Before him had been a strange collection of blue berries sitting on the edge of a mountain. Seeing such, the hyena couldn't comprehend anything. Where was he? How did he get here? But, more questions had soon been added into the answer. Weasels circling the berries, they had adorned a bed of flames, as well.


Weasels glowing bright white, the hyena jumped four steps back. What was going on? Were these creatures evolving? But, he shook his head. No, this wasn't some monster collecting series where the critters in the party had a chance of changing shape. That was just a fairy tale.


Eggs in the place of the rodents, the hyena backed four dream steps away. What in the world? Had these enemies been caterpillars? Eggs breaking, a dragon army emerged. Eyes opening wide, the hyena attempted to make a run for it. But, such had been impossible. Flames coming for him in a matter of moments, everything froze.


Anything could be a dragon, couldn't it?


***


"Am I dreaming? I think, I
Might be. I thought this would be over already,


I thought I had been broken free from that dream. But, it


Seems like, this is not my dream.
This is someone else's dream.
I feel like I am the cause of this. I feel
Like this was because of me. I feel
Like I'm the root of the problem. No, no, no,


Don't, don't. Just don't, Parisa. Where will I get if I
Relay the blame onto myself. That won't get me anywhere.
Even so, I cannot help myself, I do not remember much
About what happened, it's a blur, but I
May have some snippets in my pocketed cerebrum.
I remember portions, I remember what it was like. The desire to live another life. The world I'd
Never reach. I saw it on the other side. The place I don't ever
Get to be. But, don't we all dream of something unattainable?


I think we all do, do we not?


Don't bother even trying to act like others don't.
Other people may not be me, and did


Not experience what I did,
Or rather, did not dream what I did,
Though, to be honest, I could not care less. I am fully aware people in Sumeru do not dream, so I don't


Know how I was able to that one time. Bold of me to say that, though, I guess considering I
Now reside in a forest of dreams. But, it's not like that means anything to the normal person.
Oh, well. I suppose I should go check out
What's going on near Pardis Dhyai.


And? Here I go. I sigh at the sight before him.
Not him again. That Fatui worm is unconscious in here.
You know, this guy is so pathetic and weak, what kind of
Majesty would want him to serve under her?
Okay, alright, I guess I'll have to leave this
Rather pathetic leech with a letter
Even though I have no intention of helping him.


Perhaps, if I leave him with some
Lucrative words, maybe he'll stop being pathetic,
Even though that's pretty much impossible, case
And point. Here goes. Time to write.
Sigh. Why am I even doing this?
Everything about this at this point is just


So ridiculous. I feel a rumble, and the pen falls out of my hands. What in the world is going
On here? Where did that quake come from, and why?
My knees are beginning to buckle, I'm scared.
Everything is scary, terrifying.
Oh, gods, gods, stop. Stop.
No. Just don't go there. Don't
Even go there. I can't


Go there. Just finish this stupid letter already and
Exit this stupid place.
That's right, get out of here.


Might as well just run out of here before all these
Earthquakes triple in size,


Or something. What is this place, Liyue?
Uh, what do I know? It's not like it matters
To me. Honestly, I don't even know why I bothered to even leave this pathetic worm a


Note. Why did I do that? Maybe I should just rip it up and forget all about this right now.
Oh, why isn't it letting me. Come on, don't play tricks on me like this now. This paper just can't rip, huh? I simply can't believe this.
Whatever. You know what? I am done with this entire thing. I'm out of here."


Coming to the next morning in the greenhouse area, the hyena tilted his head. Where was he? How did h get here, and why couldn't he remember yesterday well? Finding a letter beside him, the chimera titled his head. What in the world was this thing? Barely legible scribbles in front of him, he attempted with all his might to read through it.


"Dear Fatui worm,


I don't know what you're doing, let alone why you're in Pardis Dhyai, but I'll tell you this. You always seem caught up in people's shenanigans one way or another. So, let me start by telling you this. Northern Sumeru, in its current present state is experiencing a strange event that is swapping places with one another.


It's probably a dream, or something like that. I don't know. Go ask the people in Sumeru City about it. I don't know anything. They probably now how to make this world normal again. That should work in your favor, I believe. But, what do I know? I truly don't, so this might entirely invalidate itself.


To be honest, I don't really care what happens to a worm like you, so I don't know what implored me to write this out to you at all. I don't know, though, go off and find the host of the immersive dream so everyone can break out. Don't know, don't care. Disregard this nonsense if you do so desire. If you find me anywhere around here, I'm not helping you, so do not ask me to."


Reading the letter over, the hyena scratched his head. Alright, who wrote this? Someone else had been aware of their surroundings. Could his have been their dream? He was staring to believe that could have been the case. Lifting himself upward, the hyena exited the strange greenhouse he had no recollection of ever entering.


Figuring the best course of action would be to head off to Bayda Harbor, the hyena gazed at his proxy map, for a moment. Perhaps, just maybe, he should head off to Vimara Village first and go from there. Every single teleport waypoint greyed out on his proxy map, failing technology let out a sinister laugh of doom. It looks like he would have no choice but to walk again.


As the hyena had begun to head upon the southern path, he couldn't help but wonder. If this was someone's dream, whose was it? The letter writer, could it have been theirs? But, he shook his head to such notion. That wasn't possible. A dreamer can't be aware they're dreaming. That wasn't how that worked.


Spotting weasels everywhere along the path, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint. There they were again, these rodents. Just what were the doing, and why were they here? He could have sworn he had gotten rid of them yesterday. Was he remembering wrong? He had to have been. There was no way this was normal.


Moving right along, he swore he could hear the rodents talking about dreams. Hearing such, the chimera backed seven steps away. Alright, what did he hear just now? Had he just heard these critters talking about the dream? How were they doing that? Just how far down in this dream hole had he fallen? Where was he, wonderland? Ridiculous.


Rodents dashing around, looking ready to explode a hole or two, the hyena blinked. These creatures, just what kind of shenanigans were they about to get themselves involved in? He couldn't help but feel something was shaping out to be rather suspicious about all this. Too suspicious.


As Vimara Village neared, the chimera stared at the weasel army moseying around. Were these the creatures responsible for the dream the entire nation had been currently locked into? Possible culprits whispering to one another, he could no longer hear anything. Slapping his ears, the quiet talks went unheard.


Flames returning with a vengeance, the hyena flinched. But, they had soon vanished without a trace. Trail ahead barren of anything he couldn't help but pose the question again. Who, or what's dream was this? How could he stop it, and when would this end? This was getting out of his currently human hands.


Reaching Vimara Village after about two hours of walking, a different, distinctive village he would never forget took its place in a flash. Colorful scarecrows off in the distance, and colorful hills, the hyena could feel a chill down his spine. Was he in Qingce Village? What a terrible place to swap places with for a game of chase.


Scholars and Fontaine citizen in the area completely unware of the situation in front of them, the early adult blinked. Not even non Sumeru natives were in a conscious state of being right now? How was this even possible? Surely, this was a huge mistake. Why was this engulfing everyone besides him? He wasn't sure, but he knew he had to get to the bottom of this.


Rodents hopping on top of birds, the hyena let out a sigh at the sounds that had been uttered. Creatures demanding he toss rocks, and they'll skedaddle, the hyena's jaw dropped straight open. Excuse him? He had to do what now? What in the world was this violent dream? The birds didn't deserve that. But, a shout had soon come his way.


"If you don't hurry, we'll make sure Vimara Village doesn't come back!" the weasels cried. "So, go already! Take down the birds we're flying on!"


Rocks thrown his way, the hyena let out a sigh. Why was this happening? Couldn't there be another way to deal with such a thing? But, he could hear the ticking of a mysterious object. Sweating up a storm, he stared at the stones in his hands. Did he really have to do this? Why couldn't there have been another way?


Pitch black birds cawing up a storm, the hyena tossed the stone. Here goes nothing. Rock riding the wind, the target had been missed for kilometers. Seeing such, a puff of relief released from the hyena's partially human esophagus. Whoops, his bad, he missed the target.


But, such course of action had not been accepted. Creatures yelling up a storm to try harder, he let out a scream. Couldn't these creatures pick another way to do this? Harming poor innocent creatures, how could he possibly do that? These were creatures being manipulated by the target, nothing more.


Crows flying in by the wayside, the soldier grit his teeth. A murder of crows, whatever shall he do? He had a limited supply of stones. Maybe he could just drop this whole thing, that'd be wonderful. But, a stone had soon been thrown his way in retaliation. Rodent chattering his ear off, he got what was coming at him.


"You're so benevolent and boring!" the weasel cried. "You have five minutes to attack this flock of crows, or else, I'll force you!"


Critter ticking like a mysterious object he had never seen before in his life, the hyena ran around in a circle. He was on a time limit, how was he supposed to do this in three hundred seconds? There was an army of birds. He was done for. This was it, he was toast, finished, dinner.


Knowing he absolutely had no choice in the matter, the chimera sighed. If he were to be visited by a raven in the future who could only say nevermore for committing birder, he deserved it. Whirling his arm like he was throwing a pitch, the stone of doom had been tossed onto the battlefield.


Murder of crows slain, the hyena placed his hands over his eyes. He was a birderer, a terrible, awful avian killer. Even if this was just an immersive dream, that was unforgivable. Why did he listen to these rodents? What was the point in this? Opposing force letting out a sigh, Vimara Village had returned itself to normal.


Moving right along, the soldier dragged his feet. Surely, once he headed to Gandharva Ville, everything would be normal here, wouldn't it? It had to have been. Just how many more places swapped locations at this point? This had gotten to be too much, for sure. How did it reach this point at all?


Pushing onward, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Was the ground shaking? Grass around him oddly colored orange, the soldier scratched his head. What in the world was going on with this area? Had the beds of bladed plants become rocks? This was getting too strange.


Quakes continuing the closer he ventured towards Gandharva Ville, the hyena tried to keep his balance. What was happening? Where did this sudden rise in tectonic activity come from? Wasn't Sumeru a nation without quakes? He had never thought such nation would be the type to experience such extreme case of the shakes.


Reaching the treehouse village after about an hour of careful walking, the world in front of him couldn't have been any more different. Mountains everywhere, there had been no trees to speak of in any capacity. The rainforest was a dead soldier upon the battlefield. A corpse in a casket, ready at any given moment to be eaten by a vulture.


Finding himself in a vast mountainscape filled to the brim with orange cliffsides, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. Was he in the blocked off mining area next door? How very unusual for the rainforest and Liyue mountainous region to simply swap themselves over a few hundred meters? Surely, this would be easier to fix.


Forest ranger trainee and leader off in the corner tilting their heads, the hyena blinked. Hold on, had these two been aware of their surroundings? They were awake. Party of two up ahead wandering around, Siorc blinked. Why did they look so incredibly lost in thought? Were neither of them area of the neighboring mining area close by or something?


"This is quite strange, how did we end up on the other side of the tunnel?" the forest watcher leader asked. "Must be hallucinating."


"Master --------," the ranger trainee asked. "What are those?"


Flying squirrels up in the sky looking ready to absolutely lose it, the chimera jumped five steps forward. What was about to happen now? Why were these creatures here? He didn't quite understand. Was he in Sumeru, Liyue, back in the book world from last week? He didn't know anymore. Everything bled together.


Flapping rodents of doom throwing down little presents, the early adult leaped towards the offending object. These creatures, what were they doing? Who gave these things highly denotable materials? He had to eliminate this threat before it was too late. Hearing a ticker, he let out a scream.


Furry eared man in the way of the potential destruction, the soldier unsheathed his claymore from his backside. He had to do something, and he had to do something now. He had to, no matter what. Rock carving removed, a rain of stones crashed down on the gifts left behind.


Ticking only getting louder, the hyena ran back and forth in a straight line. Just how many of these things to did the squirrels throw down? Was this some kind of Fontaine horror movie where these rodents were set on world domination and wished to eliminate all mortal beings? Slapping his cheeks, he forced himself to get it together.


Such togetherness was a corpse in a casket. Dead and gone, with no one coming to the funeral. Intense quivers coming down from the ground below, the soldier tumbled backwards. Orange rock pieces breaking apart, the tremors had begun to slurp him up like noodles.


Shakes getting more powerful, the hyena's heart had begun to run a marathon. What was happening? Why was there a quake now? Was this the dream's script? What a sinister event to be written in, if so. Flying squirrels laughing up a storm, the chimera clutched the rocks. But, a hand had soon been over his own.


"Calm down, there's no need to bring harm to the squirrels," the furry eared man said.


"Maybe try throwing the rock somewhere else?" the forest ranger trainee asked.


Suggestion coming his way, the chimera blinked. How and where was he supposed to toss this rock and get this area back to normal? Wasn't he supposed to kill two squirrels with one stone? But, the soldier hook his head. Surely, there had to have been something else to aim his frustration at. What could it be?


Quakes continuing onward with a fervor, the hyena let out a sigh. Wouldn't it have been easier to drop the stones on the squirrels? But, he knew he couldn't do it. He absolutely could not risk it. Clutching the stone, he prepared himself. He needed to throw it right here, right now, at something.


Weird orange rock regenerating, a eureka moment clutched the soldier from behind. That's it, that was the ticket. The odd crystal. That could work surely. Bending his elbow back, the stone had been shucked upon the air like a wildfire. Rock destroyed, a chain reaction corroded the metal encasing it all.


Gandharva Ville returned to its former glory, the hyena blinked. Mining area back on the left where it should be, the soldier observed the area around him. Entirety of the treehouse village and hill area nearby back to normal, the hyena dragged his heelless shoes across the wet road. Where in the world should he go next? This place had been normal now. Maybe he should just turn around.


But, the hyena refused to give into such thoughts. It wasn't over yet. Far from it. The dream, he still hadn't figured out who or what pulled the entire nation down into this. He needed to buy some intel, the choice was not his if he wished to pull the Nation of Wisdom out of this and impress Her Majesty.


Knowing he had no choice in the matter but to head off to the Palace of Alchazarzary, the soldier could feel immediate regret flow through him. He was about to be robbed of all his Mora today and would get nothing useful in return. Why was he even bothering? He knew he shouldn't.


Reaching the palace in about half an hour of walking and climbing, the chimera let out a sigh. Time to get this over with. Scammy merchant oddly aware of her surroundings, and nothing swapped out with other locations, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. She bought her way to the exit, didn't she? Walking towards her, her business pitch was already on the horizon.


"Hello, dear customer!" the scammy merchant greeted. "If you have Mora, my door is always open!"


Usual sales pitch thrown his way, the soldier let out a sigh. Not even two seconds of a gaze and she had already been demanding money. Couldn't she just wait a second? Removing his wallet, six hundred thousand Mora had been tossed her way. His sweet earnings, all gone, in the span of a second.


"You have deep pockets, my dear customer!" the scammy merchant exclaimed with glee. "I know what you want. But you have to fill me in!"


Scammy merchant claiming she knew what he was paying for, the hyena slapped a palm over his forehead. She knew what he was thinking? Yeah right. That definitely wasn't the case. Writing down inquires regarding how to break out of this dream, he slipped the paper into her fingers. But what answer had been returned in kind had been quite useless.


"Oh, dear customer, I'm afraid my knowledge on this might be limited!" the scammy merchant cried. "The only way is to battle the host and win!"


Hearing such, the hyena flapped his arms in the air in a wild manner. Alright, he had to go and do what now? Defeat the host of the dream? How in the world would he accomplish something like that if he can't even find the host? Surely, this scammy merchant knew who that was. Writing that question down, an even more wave of useless information had come his way.


"Sorry, don't know that!" the scammy merchant cried. "And, even if I did, it'd cost you a million extra!"


Scammy merchant proudly proclaiming she'd make him pay her seven figures for a miserly line of information, the chimera turned his back. He had robbed enough already by this stupid woman. Enough was enough. Not that she was offering her services to find out who the mastermind was anyway, he supposed.


Bayda Harbor not too far of, the hyena had begun running. But, as he proceeded to do so, questions had begun to roll in on one after another in quick unison of one another. Would he really have to battle the host? How was he supposed to find out who it could have been? That simply wasn't possible. It could have been anyone, anything, anywhere. Any moment, any second, any beast.


But, the hyena shrugged. Perhaps, just maybe, he should narrow it down who it couldn't have been. He knew it could not have been him. It could not have been Waiola and Bogart. It couldn't have been the fawn chimera. None of these were the answer, he knew that.


As the soldier headed towards Bayda Harbor, the Fontaine harbor soon awaited him instead. Seeing such, the hyena let out a sigh. He had been so used to this place by now he knew it inside out. But, he had soon smelled something quite rancid. Scent overtaking him, the hyena could feel his consciousness begin to die.


What was that rancid scent? Where did it come from?


***


"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know now! I have figured out
The secret person who might


Be the host behind this dream!
I've figure it out! I
Now know. I don't think I can possibly
Get this wrong anymore.
Of course, the answer is pretty simple this time,


I've completely figured it all out.
This time, I simply just know.


It's the shadow creature! I now, that's a
Super anticlimactic answer. And,


To that, I say this,
How could I have been lead astray to move away from this conclusion.
Everything at this point


Simply put, points at that
Horrible shadow creature! Of course it's
All its fault. I really
Don't know what else to say about this at all.
Of course, when you really think about it, from the beginning it
Was pretty obvious. I heard what it said in Snezhnaya. It wants to cause chaos in other nations.


Perhaps I am overthinking
Everything that had come out, but it
Really doesn't matter in the long run,
Since, after this, it'll all be
Over for this fiasco that is the
Next move. This time, I have to win. I have to get rid of the storm cloud shadow beast. No questions asked."


Coming to the next morning, Romaritime Harbor had still been swapped with Bayda Harbor. Seeing such, the soldier let out a groan. He was getting quite tired of this annoying mission. How was this dream still going? He needed to find the host as fast as possible, and get out of here.


Rodents everywhere once again, the soldier let out a groan. Knowing the only way to bring the area back to normal was to defeat the creatures that stood in his way, the soldier observed his surroundings. Right beside the glass lift, an idea shimmered down its golden light.


Squirrels zooming by, the soldier snapped his fingers. He knew what had to be done. Creatures flocking towards him, the door to the elevator had soon been opened. Army of rodents slammed in, the hyena pushed the doors closed. Lift going upward, the hyena broke out into a sweat. Did this count as defeating the enemy? He wasn't sure.


Lift coming back up, the squirrels screeched, raising their hands up in the air, the hyena blinked. Alright, what were they trying to say? Their cries were ear piercing. He could hardly handle them. Taking a deep breath as the loud shrill noises continued, it was all ready to burn.


"Aight, aight, we give, we give!" the squirrels cried. "The host of this dream is in Mawtimiya Forest, kay? We'll poof ya there, kay?"


Space warping around him, he had soon found himself in the mushroom forest. Seeing such, the soldier made a run for it. Shadow creature soon adorning a pure white smirk, the hyena backed four steps away. This creature was the host of this nightmare, he should have known. He needed to defeat it in battle right here, right now, so everyone could wake up.


But, luck and the archons were not on his side. Enemy demanding a chase, the chimera let out a groan. These troublemakers, he swore to Lesser Lord Kusanali, they just wanted to drag out the word count to fifteen thousand, or something. Not like he knew what that meant. He wasn't a character in some book, or anything.


"You want to beat me?" the shadow creature asked, laughing. "Then, you'd better catch the weasels! Or else, I'll keep this nation in the dream forever!"


Shadow creature snapping its fingers, the world around him warped once more. Dropped into Huanguang Stone Forest, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. And, how was he supposed to catch the weasels if he was going to be transported who knows where?


Shadow creature screaming, if he wants to wake everyone up, he has to chase his friends to the finish line, the hyena had begun running. Really? Was this monster being serious right now? He could feel his human braincells rot. Nope, this wasn't going to go anywhere, for sure.


Zoom.


Weasels dashing off at the speed of sound, the early adult grit his teeth. Was this really happening right now? What were these creatures blue hedgehogs with special red shoes that could make them run at the speed of sound? But, the hyena shook his head. Not a chance. Nothing can run that swift. He needed to catch up now.


Unable to catch up whatsoever as the squeakers got even faster, the hyena huffed a weak breath. How could they be so fast? He needed to transform his human feet into hyena legs right now. Closing his eyes, the transformation took three times to kick itself off. Furry feet upon him, he was off to the races.


Or, so he thought. Shadow creature snapping its fingers, a blinding light engulfed him. Dropped through Gandharva Ville, the weasels burrowed into the ground. Seeing such, the hyena tried to regain focus. He had to catch up before it was too late. Time was running out, for sure.


But, no such game of catch up occurred, creatures splintering past him twenty times over, the chimera's eyes pulsated. Why were they still going? How could they not be tired? Huffing and puffing, he could hear the opaque monster clap in a sarcastic manner. Hands on the side of his temples, the soldier groaned. He was a failure, a total and utter failure.


"Hey, loser, I don't mean to hurry you, but tick tock, tick tock!" the shadow creature cried. "If you don't hurry, all of Sumeru will be stuck in my dream for a whole decade!"


Enemy threatening to engulf everyone into a ten year slumber, the chimera rolled up his sleeves. Leave this country vulnerable for other nations attacking it? No way, not a chance. He needed to win this race at all costs. This had to reach the climax, there was little time left.


Reaching the max speed possible, the soldier let out a roar. Siorc be nimble, Siorc be quick, Siorc jump over the weasel switch. Taking leaps and bounds aplenty, he had soon begun to zero in on the enemy. Soon, it would be over. It would all come to an end. He had to finish this right here, right now.


Finish line crossed, the hyena could hear a loud snap of the fingers. Hearing such, the hyena cracked his knuckles. He beat their minions didn't he? It was time to wake Sumeru up from this malicious dream and end this once and for all. Crossing his arms across his waste, he bit his lower lip with gusto.


"Congratulations on your victory!" the shadow creature exclaimed in a sarcastic tone. "But, too bad, I'm not finished with you yet!" Their pitch black hand glowed as they said such. "Want me to leave Sumeru? Fine! But, you have to fight the trees you adore so much first! Then, I'll go!"


Trees with eyes and mouths coming towards him, the hyena broke down into a puddle of tears. He had to fight the precious trees of the rainforest. Why did it have to come to this? Surely, there had to have been another way. There had to have been something else he could do to get this monster to leave.


Shadow creature laughing, the hyena's breath grew tight. No, why this? This monster, just how much did he know about him? But, he soon came to a realization. Right, they were always watching him. They were never too far away, peering down from their red abode. He had to find another way.


Throwing down a flower friend, the hyena closed his eyes. He could not bear to watch this. A tree, nature, he had to fight against the world he adored so greatly. Silk Flower friend doing absolutely nothing, his knees buckled. What in the world was he thinking, pitting a flower against a tree? They were immune to one another, for certain.


Greatsword taking the stage, absolutely nothing happened whatsoever. Seeing such, the hyena's eyes pulsated. Just how tough was this tree's trunk? What was it made out of, metal? He couldn't help but think that had to have been the case. What in the world could he do about this? Nothing, for sure.


Blocks of wood coming his way, the hyena had become a practice target. Shadow creature laughing at him and calling him weak, the hyena's lip quivered. So what if he was weak? There was no way he was killing a poor, innocent tree forced into a state of animation.


Tree gaining an arm as the failures continued, a wooden sword had soon been crafted in a matter of moments. World's tallest plant charging towards him, his hip had been added to the hitlist. Slashes keeping the momentum, the chimera attempted to strike back. But, a parry had soon taken him out of it.


Shadow creature guffawing even louder, the world around him begun to spin. Wooden stump thrown his way, the cold, sharp edges imprinted upon his chest. Dropping onto the grass, a white flag was about to be waved. But, as he attempted to do so, freezing arrows had come out of nowhere. Tree a block of ice, he could hear a voice he did not wish to become a witness to.


"You're pathetic! Can't fight a tree?" Riyad asked, scoffing. He then threw a sharp object. "Weak, pathetic loser. And you call yourself a soldier? You're more pathetic than that failure sister of mine!"


Saw thrown his way, the hyena could feel a light switch inside him turn off. Was this man suggesting he chop the tree down? No way, he couldn't possibly. But, he could soon hear a loud ticking noise come from the shadow creature's tongue. Shivering, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield. He had no choice. He had to commit herbicide.


Raising the treeurder weapon up to the sky, the hyena broke into tears. Aiming for the stump, he thrusted the weapon forward. Trunk coming off the hinges, he could hear that nasty gazelle man shout timber. Letting out a growl, he grit his teeth, could this man not?


Large block of wood in his hands, the hyena took a deep breath. He knew where he wanted to throw this thing alright. Shadow creature whistling up a storm, the piece of the former tree blew on the air like it was a leaf. Enemy smacked stupid, the soldier slapped his hands over his face once more. Please, someone wake him up from this nightmare right now.


"Fine! I'll remove Sumeru from my dream!" the shadow creature exclaimed. As they said such, they snapped their fingers. "But, you, meddler, don't think this will be the last of me! I'll get my revenge, just you wait!"


Red storm cloud and its denizen vanishing, the chimera blinked. Was that all it took? He could hardly believe it. Sumeru was free from the clutches of the storm? Dragging himself off towards the Temple of Silence, the hyena couldn't help but think. How was it that easy in the end? Returning to the Temple of Silence, the brunet wasn't happy to see him, as usual.


"The dream's over now," the desert brunet said, tone annoyed. "We don't need you anymore; go."


Agent waiting for him outside the temple like usual, the soldier swore he could see his mask shine like a birthday candle in the dark. Where in the world was all this joy coming from? Absolutely disgusting. Was he dreaming? He had to have been. Pinching himself, he let out a hiss. Nope, he was awake right now.


"You did exceptional work, soldier!" the Agent cried. "Only took you three days. I will tell Her Majesty of your amazing job. You are dismissed. Go back to Snezhnaya right away."


Removing his teleport waypoint proxy orb, the hyena highlighted the military barracks waypoint. Reaching the soundproof room after about ten minutes of walking, the hyena walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Just what is this shadow creature? What doe it want with Teyvat? He did not know, but they were getting far more dangerous.


Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the hyena removed the weaponized hairpin and earrings. Uniform soon removed, the chimera crawled into the uncomfortable bed. Glasses put away, as well, the soldier closed his eyes. Wave of sleep ready to take him away at any given moment, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


How can he get rid of this storm cloud permanently? He doesn't know.


It hasn't ended yet. It's only going to get worse from here.


Much worse, indeed.

 

[Palamon]

14: Siorc Ingne: The Silent Film Star
"Wait, hold on a second, just
Hold on a second. Is there something I am missing?
Am hearing that correctly? I don't
Think I am! I definitely am not hearing


It correctly at all, and I know it. I probably didn't.
So, let me try to sort all this out by saying, a vacation? Alright!


What's the catch, Your Majesty?
I'm certain there's a catch
To all this, there absolutely
Has to be I know


There is, without a shadow of a doubt,
Has to be a catch to all this.
I don't believe for even a
Second that this holiday is


Something I'm getting no strings attached
Uh, alright, Your Majesty,
Do tell! What
Do you really want from me?
Everything is pointing to this,
Not being just three days


Of respite. Why would it be?
Ugh, I honestly just don't know what it is
That she wants.


Obviously, it's never black and white with her,
For she's the vaguest manager in the world. Ah,


Not manager? That's not a word
Of choice I should use here, if she heard my thoughts, she
Would kill me right
Here! I don't know. I don't
Even know to begin,
Really. So, I highly suspect
Everything is merely a set up. I


Very much doubt this is
A true vacation. I don't think it possibly
Could be in
Any possible way. I am full of doubts.
They're circulating all around
It's spinning and turning,
Over and over again, the ball rolls.
No matter what I know she's trying to distract me.


Yes, yes, that's it.
Obviously, I can tell it's
Ultimately like that.
Right, so what's the catch, Your


Majesty? I would really prefer,
At least if, there was one, you'd
Just tell me
Even despite all that, it's
Starting to get
To me that these days off are
Your way of getting me


Into business that


Does not have pretty much anything to do with me
Oh well? What's there to say? I do


Not really know in the long run what she wants?
Okay, so I am still certain
That there's probably a catch. I am


Quite sure, since
Ultimately, the Agent told me.
I am absolutely certain
That since I was told directly,
Everything is merely a setup.


Ugh, you know it's honestly
Never straightforward with anyone here. I
Don't know why
Everyone can't just say what they're
Really asking for from me,
So I am going
To ask this
Again: what do you
Need me to
Do, truly? I


Would really prefer if you just told me
How it is, please.
Yes, please that's all I


Have been trying to ask here.
Everything would be easier if you
Really told me
Everything as exactly


As you want it. Well,
Not like she ever would. I
Doubt it Right, of course not,


Why in the world would
Her Majesty make my job easier?
Yeah, not happening, I know it's


Not. Even though I am
Off work, I know
Whatever it is that she wants


It's impossible at this point


For me to
Even say or come to a conclusion.
Every single time she wants something it's
Like the world is shaking, it's


Like, in some ways,
I am bound to what she wants. I
Know, I know, I am her pawn. I'm
Especially aware of this point


That I'm just
Her tool to make use of until
I run out of uses for her.
She's probably going to get ready to throw me out.


It's about to reach that point
Soon, or something


And I am not prepared for that.


Something tells me that
Even though I am
Truly overthinking all this,
Ultimately I know I also
Probably am not


Of course, at this point, I am
Far from being as useful to her I


Should be. Right now, I am
On the brink of being thrown out, Her
Majesty is going to throw me out.
Eh, I might be overthinking.


Knowing the Agent, though
I'm sure he wasn't expecting me to be off, so I
Now wonder: what had he planned on ordering me to
Do? To be honest,


At this stage, I really do
Not quite know. I just
Don't. At least, for now


I don't have to think about it, I


Just cannot ever fathom what he's
Ultimately thinking, and I don't think he does, either
So, to be honest I don't
Try to comprehend, because he


Doesn't, either. Well,
Oh, well. It's


Not like this matters for pretty much anything.
Okay, so, why should I be concerned with
That? I don't think it matters. I don't


Guess what he's thinking,
Everything on his mind is work, mora and debts.
That's the day in the life of a Fatui Agent.


I know that's how it goes,
That's all that goes on: debt collecting.


It's how things are pretty much all the time.


Retched, if you ask me.
Eh, what do I care,
Anyway? The Agent, all he does is
Literally orders me around. Not
Like I'm not used to it though.
Yes, unfortunately, he's my boss.


Just my extremely impatient and perfectionist boss.
Ultimately, this is not
Something that will ever change,
The Agent is impatient, I know


He just doesn't have
Any patience with me I
Very much have known that since the beginning,
Eh, well, what was I expecting? There's


No patient bones in his body,
Or a patient fabric


In his clothes. I
Don't know what to
Even follow this up with
At all. Well, I don't know,


Where am I going with this?
How should I know?
You know, honestly,


If her were a little more patient, maybe I'd


Stop being nervous, maybe I'd stop looking the other way
Ugh, what am I even saying?
Don't know what I'm going off on
Don't know what I'm
Even trying to say, it's
Not like the Fatui are patient, they're quite
Literally the most impatient people in the world.
You know I don't align with that mindset.


How could I? Yes, I
Am apart of the Fatui, but it's
Very much against my will
Everything is at


This point and always has been.
I am not here willingly.
Maybe someday, I'll finally leave, but
Everything has to line up perfectly,


Or I'll be killed.
For now, I need to focus on what's in
Front of me.


And what's currently in front of me is a vacation,
So what should I do with


All this time off, hmm? I


Really don't know, I can't
Even think about
When the last time was I had
A vacation. Ah, well, I guess I should
Really start thinking about when that was, let me see, I need to
Dive right into it and try to


Find that answer to this
Obscured question within my
Really fogged up brain. I'm


Fumbling, maybe just a little,
I'm trying to find it, all,
Now I remember,
It was during the Fontaine crisis.
Something about a Fashion Week,
Huh, why is that so hazy?
I'm not sure I understand why it's
Not coming clearly to me right now,
Guess I'm just tired lately


And the fog has just eaten


Me alive. Or maybe,
I am simply just exaggerating, I am
Simply just making up all of this
Stupid nonsense and
I'm rolling the dice
Over and over and over and over again.
Not like it matters, I don't


Feel like I have forgotten
All that much even despite all that,
So, maybe it just slipped my mind.
To be honest I work so much,


That even having moments to myself
Have begun to disappear in my memory.
I work all the time,
Seven days a week.


I almost never get any chances to rest,
Since I am just a piece of garbage to use until I'm dead.


She'll obviously never be
Ultimately be satisfied in the end,
Perhaps I knew this all too well,
Everything at this point is a
Rotary wheel, and it never, ever


Stops turning it'll continue to
Turn and it'll continue to turn, the
Rotary dial will never stop turning
At all, I am stuck in that loop
Never getting out, never
Getting out, never getting out.
Even if I try, I know


It'll simply never end, it


Will keep on turning over
And over and over and over
So, here I am, here I am


Trying to get myself
Out of this loop, here I am trying to get myself out of this
Loop. Wait, I just said that three times,
Didn't I? Ugh! What in the world am I


Doing, repeating myself like this?
I need to stop it, stop
Repeating it, or what I'm thinking will become true.
Every time I thought it before I
Can say my brain
Tricked me into thinking I was in a time
Loop. It's happened before, and
Yet, here I am,


Trailing myself right back
Over to this horrible thoughts. They're
Obviously not true, and


Why I keep thinking it, I
Hardly know. It's not all looping,
I know it's not all looping, I
Cannot fall back into that
Horrible, horrible trap.


I cannot allow myself to
Stray down that path, I know I can't,


And I know if I
Let these thoughts win, I
Might be stuck in this perception.
Of course I will be, so I can't allow it.
So, I absolutely cannot.
Totally, absolutely utterly


Cannot, this is a moment
Of I guess, life and awareness.
Maybe, it just doesn't matter, though.
Perhaps, I am just
Literally overthinking
Everything, just like I always do. I literally am overthinking
This, I have to stop doing that
Even though I know I am
Literally never not going to overthink things.
You know what? I have


Unleashed this upon myself it's
Not like I don't know that at this point,
Hahaha, of course I did this to myself,
Everything is because I am
Always overthinking. That's
Right, it's because of that, I
Don't have anyone to blame but myself.


Oh, well, well it's time to stop
Fanning the flames any further,


Soon, I'll be set ablaze
Or, even worse, charcoal.


So, it's time to stop overthinking,
Time to stop I
Really, absolutely positively have to,
And I really can't let these
Noxious thoughts win.
Get out, get out,
Exit, please, exit please,


Ah, right, right, of course not, it's
Literally not as easy as trying to
Remove these thoughts by telling myself
I have to. I'll try again,
Get out, get out, you
Have no power over me,
There's no way I'll


Will let these thoughts control me!
How could I allow these to
Always devour me like
This? I have to
Stop, I'm spiraling, aren't I?


That's it, isn't it? I'm
Horribly spiraling out of control,
Everything is turning like a rotary dial, and I


Can only blame myself for such
A thing. I did
This to myself, and I
Can't say I didn't. I
Have done this to myself.


Yes, it's all my fault
Of course it is,
Ultimately, everything
Rests on me and


My thoughts are always bleeding. This is
All my fault and I'm
Just making it worse
Every single time. My head is my worst enemy
Since it's always
Turning against me,
You know what? It's


Time to stop this. I am on vacation.
Everything is fine everything is fine,
Let's force myself into relaxation mode,
Let's force myself into relaxation


Mode. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Eight. Right, right.


Perhaps, this will be a fun
Little break, perhaps it will be.
Eh, what am I saying? Things will go sour!
Ah, well, to be honest, whatever negative things I think they'll
Simmer, so stop.
Everything is fine. Everything is fine."


Dreaming continued to be a never ending sea of torment within the hyena's adult Fatui life. The cycle was a rotary wheel spinning and turning as its axis was in a never ending sea of spins. It would keep pressing onward, without an ending in sight. The night before him was no different as well.


Before him had been a long winding path surrounded by marigolds. Seeing such presented to him, Siorc could not help but feel a heavy wave of confusion. Where in the dream world could he have possibly been? He had never seen such a path before in the mortal, waking world. But, he supposed it had been nothing more than a figment of his imagination.


Stepping upon the road, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Path ahead of him quite long, he could not help but wonder. Where in the world could the subconscious land have possibly taken him? If it were going to take him to a land of volcanic eruptions, he wanted no part in such whatsoever.


Continuing along the way, the hyena kept observing the area around him. But, he couldn't see anything. Where was this leading to? He didn't know, but he couldn't help but feel quite nervous. What in the world would await him at the end of the pathway? He knew that, if something fiery awaited him, it would be over, in an uneven heartbeat.


Road a long, tiresome drag, the chimera attempted to head back towards the opposite direction. Surely, there would be absolutely nothing at the end, would there? Maybe he was wasting his time coming this way. It was time to turn around. There was no need to kill the cat with curiosity.


But, such movement had not been able to occur for any reason at all, whatsoever. Forced to continue onward, the chimera gulped. Was it just him, or was someone watching him? He couldn't help but feel eyes had been lasered upon him at full force. The sky, was it looking at him? Was the air breathing down his neck? The force was commandeering, freezing.


Turning his head towards the right and left, the soldier broke out into a shiver. Who in the world was watching him? Spotting a tree in the corner of the pathway, the hyena attempted to run towards it. There was no way whatsoever. Currently hyena feet glued to the pathway, the chimera snapped his fingers. He had no choice but to continue onward. How annoying.


Not spotting anyone, or anything, for that matter the further he moved on, the soldier shrugged his shoulders. He supposed he was simply just imagining it. No one was watching him, whatsoever. Absolutely no one was. He was, completely, positively, without a shadow of a doubt, sure of such fact. It had to have been the case, for sure.


Path beginning to twist and turn, the chimera allowed a sigh to escape the dream throat. Why couldn't he, for once in his life, have a normal dream? But, he supposed, such had been extremely wishful thinking. Why would he ever get a break from the torment? Of course he wouldn't. It was an endless loop of pain forevermore.


Road twisting, spinning, bending and turning, the chimera had become a ball upon the playing field in no dream time flat. Absolutely nothing visible, a scream that did not penetrate into reality kept its rampage going. Rolling for dream minutes on end, the hyena could feel the questions break open a piñata. Did something kick him just now? How annoying.


Plinking sound overtaking the area, the hyena's head had become one with one with a wall. Hissing, the chimera gazed upward. Where in the world was he, how far had he rolled? But what soon awaited him had been an even more bewildering world of countless oddities.


Stage of the opera house underneath his feet, the chimera turned his dream head towards the right and left. Performing arts and courthouse completely empty, nothing made sense at all whatsoever. Why was he in front of a crowd of nobody? How did he end up in this place like this?


But such thoughts had been thrown into the bottom of the ocean in a matter of moments. Spotlight shone over him, burning colors were ready to blind him at any given moment. What was going on? Why were these horrible burning monstrosities of electricity highlighting him? No one was here. Who would be able to watch him? This was a waste of subconscious energy, for sure.


"Dance, dance, dance!" an invisible voice shouted.


Hearing such, the chimera tilted his head. Who said that just now? Where were they hiding? But, there had been no one in sight. Emptiness eating him away, the chimera crossed his arms across his dream waist. Dance for what, dance for who? There wasn't anyone here to watch him, why bother demanding he do so? Not a single person would get to see him, so did it matter?


Voice demanding he listen, the hyena shrieked. Right, he had to dance, he had no choice in the matter if he wished to stay alive within the dream world. Hearing the voice demand he hop and kick, the soldier blinked. He has to do what now? What kind of dance is this? Tune playing, his dream eyes twitched.


Beat getting faster, the early adult nearly tripped on the stage. Why was the tempo getting swifter? He couldn't keep up with the beat no matter how hard he tried. But, he supposed, that was his fault for not being good enough. He had never danced a day in his mortal life. Why would he be able to do so in the sleeping subconscious world? Such atrocities noticed, a scream had soon eaten him alive.


"Do better!" the voice shouted. "Or else, Mr. Flamethrower will say hello to you!"


Music getting faster, the hyena could feel his dream heart skip a beat. No, not a flamethrower, anything but a flamethrower. He had to get this dance right, no matter what, or he would become a pile of ash upon stage. He couldn't let that happen, no matter what. He absolutely could not allow such to occur.


Voice commanding he shimmy, the hyena did as demanded. But, he could not feel himself get into it. Doing a little shake, the soldier's dream thoughts had begun to wander. What in the world was the point in all this? It's not like anyone was looking. Laziness taking the wheel for a spin, his movement flopped.


But, such had been a huge, and terrible mistake. Knives dropping down from the ceiling, the hyena let out a scream. What was going on here? Where had these kitchen utensils come from? Attempting to dodge them, the soldier leaped from the right and left. He needed to avoid these monsters at all costs.


Voice demanding he try harder, the hyena huffed a weak breath. Right, he had to try harder. What in the world was he doing being lazy right now? The end of the road was coming for him, it would swallow him whole. Music getting louder, the shimmies and shakes continued for dream minutes on end.


But, failure continued to be his only lover. Tripping, the knives road again. Shoulders dyed a bright red, the hyena let out a deep throated scream. Try harder? Absolutely ridiculous. Hadn't he already been trying hard enough? What more could he possibly do? Told to shimmy and shake again, he kept on going.


Knife sea coming from up above, an invisible audience had begun to laugh at him as the blades of doom had come back with a vengeance, the young soldier broke down into tears as the people laughed. Why were they laughing at his failure? Wasn't he trying his best? The dream world was so cruel.


"One last chance!" the voice shouted. "Fail again, and you can say hello to the flamethrower!" But, pleas had come the nothing's way.


"No! Please don't do that!" dream Siorc cried. "I am trying my best!"


"Ha, yer tryin' yer best?!" the invisible audience member shouted. "Hardly! Ye suck! If yer tryin' so hard? Why are ye so bad at it, aye?"


Hearing such, the chimera dropped down onto his unfeeling knees. How was he supposed to know why he was so bad at this? He didn't know. This was a dream. His skills were tied to reality. How would he be able to master an action he never had for real? Impossible.


Spotlight over him once more, the instructions had come his way, music screaming, he could hear multiple buzzing noises and boos as he kept moving forward. Hearing such, the hyena could hear the shouts front and center. It was over, wasn't it? The flamethrower was coming. Any second now, any moment now, he was dead, so dead.


"That's it! You've done it now!" the voice shouted. As it said such, a tool of burning horror had come for him.


Burning gun of doom cocked, the hyena's dream lips moved on their own, but such negotiations failed. Blazing gun of doom letting its flames be known, the soldiers body had become a crispy toast in a matter of moments. Clothing set ablaze, the chimera had begun to fall backwards.


Flamethrower riding again, the hyena had been charcoal, world around him dimming, doom loomed over him. This was it, the end of the road, his swam song, the last dance until the end of the world. But, one last surprise had taken him for a ride. Knife rain coming for his neck, a red sea drowned him drowned him. Dream life flickering out of existence, one last thought twirled in.


He can't perform to save his life.


***


"Alright, Your Majesty, what in the world are you up to? It's
Like, you always want something from me on my vacations. You do,
Right, so, come on already, spit it out, what
Is it that you want from me? Please,
Get on with it. I really don't get
Her sometimes. I'm really
Trying to understand what it is


She most likely wants from me
Of course this vacation is just a ruse


What else could it be? Why would she ever allow me to
Have a single relaxing moment to have
A moment to breathe? I know
That's not happening, why would it?


It's quite unlikely, and I know
She is just testing me, like come on,


There's no way I have done so well she's allowing me three days to
Have a moment to rest, I
Especially know how bogus that is.


Cannot see myself getting any sort of break. Why would I be entitled to
Any? I know for a fact
That I am not. What point is there in thinking I am.
Come on, Agent, why can't you be
Honest with me? It's not like


You have ever come to the barracks to inform me
Of any sort of vacation before before, so why now? I am truly, and
Utterly confused. Maybe I'm still dreaming. That has to be the case,
Right? Usually, when I have a sudden, out of nowhere vacation, Her


Majesty tapes a note to my door,
And I have to find out that way. So, this
Just isn't adding up in any conceivable way.
Everything just feels like it's been
Staged. Has this entire
Thing been staged? That has to be it,
Yes, this vacation is staged.


It has to be, why in the world would I be given a moment to myself, I


Know she's just trying to get something out of me.
No way is she going to let me roam free.
Oh, well, perhaps I am overthinking.
What else is new? I'm always overthinking everything.


To be honest, I am just understand this sudden slip.
How could I understand?
Everything is usually following a
Routine, until today suddenly cracked the
Egg. So, forgive me if


I am puzzled. I just
Simply don't understand. If I am off work, why did they


Send the Agent? Almost always, when I am
On vacation, I always find out after the fact.
Maybe, this will be the start of
Everything being told to me, maybe
This is the start of my era of being informed. Or so I
Hope, they can't keep me
In the dark about everything forever, can they? Well,
Not like it matters though, I
Guess, to be honest, what do I know?


You know, I highly doubt this is the start
Of being told everything
Upfront and directly, I know that not like that is going to happen


At all. My life is always living on the vague side. And, I
Can't see it ever skewing me
Towards the well informed. Why would I ever get to be that lucky? I'm just
Unlucky. I'm always going to be at the mercy
All that happens to me. I'm always going to be
Literally the world, I know that's what's the only
Likely path for me. I have known that for so long now, and
Yet, I wish it wasn't like this.


Why is it like this?
And, for what reason is everyone here always so vague? I do
Not know, and I don't think I ever will. I'm
Trying to understand, I really am, but it would





Seem I'm just preaching to the wrong choir,
Or something to that effect.


Come on, Your Majesty, at least try to be less vague,
Oh, man, who am I kidding?
Might as well ram my head on a rock, because there's no way that'll
Ever happen. Why would she be more


Open about what she wants from me?
Never happening, and I know I


Shouldn't even try and
Pretend like it's possible for me.
It's not possible in any shape or form, whatsoever.
There's no way anything is going to change and


I'm going to be informed on how my workdays are going
To go to the exact t.


Of course that's never going to happen!
Ugh, why did I even bother
To say that it's possible?


It's not going to happen, I supposed, I


Am forever stuck in the way things are.
Meh, does it really matter? I


Literally don't care at this point
I've been in this cycle of doom for
So long, that it's really hard to care. It really is
Too hard for me to care about any of this
Even a little. I just don't anymore.
No matter what happens now,
I am forced to go with the flow,
No matter what seems to happen, I have been
Gated into this routine for so, so long


At this point that I literally have no idea what it'd be
Like if I hadn't been stuck in a
Routine. I don't know where
I'd be if I weren't.
Guess I would be a completely different person
Honestly, what would I know? I
Truly can't say how it would be for me if I had no routine.


To be honest, my life would
Have no meaning. It would have no meaning at all.
Of course, it wouldn't, what would I be without a
Routine? I don't think I'd get very far.
Oh, well, why bother thinking about that kind of stuff?
Ugh, so there I
Go again, I'm saying things that don't matter.
Look, I should just enjoy myself.
Yes, I rarely get this time to myself, right? I need to take advantage of that!"


The sound of bitter wind screamed out into the open like it was some kind of mountain lion. As the month long blizzard had begun to make its rampage known to every citizen who dared to listen, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in a protest. The blizzard had reached its worst possible outcome.


The sound of morning alarm bells shrieked out as if it was a child throwing a tantrum over not getting a toy they asked for at least fifty times. As the sirens kept their rampage going for minutes on end, hundreds of Fatui soldier groaned in an even louder chorus than before. The alarm bells were right on time, like usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The loud protests were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially tormented slumber. Removed from his subconscious haze, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had wouldn't leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. He didn't have time to get caught up in the dream world. He had to get ready, right this instant. Lifting himself upward from the rock hard bed, the chimera had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena put on his layered shirt, he could not help but wonder. Just what kind of shows happen at the Opera Epicelse anyway? It couldn't have just been those stupid magic shows, right? That couldn't have possibly been all there was to it. Wasn't it an extremely popular place for entertainment? It had to have been.


Staring off into space for quite some time, the questions kept on rolling the dice. That couldn't have been the only form of entertainment that occurred there, could it? It couldn't have possibly just been court cases and stupid, pointless, annoying magic. That couldn't have possibly been all there was. That couldn't have been all that goes on there, right?


But, the hyena shook his head. Of course there was more. But, he shook his head. What would he know? He had only been on stage for this fake and absolutely ridiculous magic shows. He couldn't care less about those manipulative tricksters. He would never work with them again for as long as he lived.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder slap the window, the hyena flinched. Alright, Her Majesty, he gets it, he'll get back to getting ready, and stop wasting time. Uniform buttoned up in frantic manner, the storm kept going. Thunder, during a blizzard. What was Her Majesty so angry about? He didn't understand.


Crackles continuing, the soldier let out a yelp. What in the world was this nonsense? This was next level rage, for sure. Who had pushed the Cryo Archon's buttons this time? Whoever had done so shouldn't have gone down that path. Knowing he had to speed up getting ready, the hyena threw off the cover off his jewelry and accessory box.


Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place, the chimera adorned matching blue stars in his hair and ears. Calming effect flowing through him, the hyena stared off into space. What could possibly await him today? He did not know, but he couldn't help but feel nervous. Anything could be possible in the permafrost north.


Staring at the rest of his prized possessions within the container, the chimera could not help but wonder. Was this what he truly wanted, turning one of his only remaining remnant from his past into a weapon? Ration brain on, at the moment, regret flowing through the soldier.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier stared at the yellow-green orb. Damaged eyes on it, yet another question rolled the dice upon the playing board. Why were no two vision bearers the same? How was something like that even possible? There was no way that really had been the case, surely. He had to have been the same as every other Dendro user out there. He was far from special.


Thoughts continuing to rumble, the hyena stared off into space. Of course he wasn't the only person with a Dendro Vision out there who could summon a flower familiar to his aid in battle. Why would he be? Wishful thinking on his part. He wasn't unique; he wasn't special. He knew he was delusional for thinking so.


Geo Delusion glaring daggers at him, the soldier scratched his cheek. Delusions, did they act the same as Visions did? But, the chimera threw such thought off a bridge. But, the chimera shook his head in a rapid manner. No, no, no they weren't. They weren't. They weren't like visions at all. Why would they be? What a ridiculous thing to think. Delusions were sinister, dastardly and dangerous things that stole life energy.


Slapping his cheeks, the chimera shook his head. What in the world was he thinking? He needed to snap himself out of it. What did it matter if Vision and Delusions were similar, or not? It was all nonsense. Complete and utter stupidity. He needed to stop worrying himself over such things.


Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, the chimera's thoughts had begun to rumble. What could possibly await him today? He does not know, but he knew that, any second now, his workday would be upon him. Any moment now, and his orders would be delivered to him. He could not falter.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena turned his attention towards the door. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You have exceeded expectations yesterday. Congratulations, soldier, you have received a three day vacation."


Hearing the word vacation, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. Alright, Agent, what's the catch? There had to have been been one, for sure. This was too goo to be true, for sure. Time off from work so suddenly like this? It was a codeword, for sure. It had to have been. There was so many strings attached here, he could practically smell it.


Subordinate staring off into space as usual, the Agent rolled his eyes behind his mask. What could this man possibly be thinking about? He could never fathom would could possibly be going on that head of his. But, he had an idea. Did he think he was leading him on into there being secret work? That wasn't the case. For now.


"I know what you're thinking soldier, but there's no catch," the Agent said. "Just, do not go to Liyue, or get yourself involved in anything far too extravagant. Do whatever else you wish." A bag rumbled in his finger as he said such. "Here is your bag in case you wish to engage in underwater activity. Make sure you wrap everything up within seventy-two hours."


Agent soon leaving, the chimera stared off into space. He had a three day vacation, what now? What in the world was he supposed to do? Liyue had not been an allowed place for him to take a break. Had it been because of the plague occurring in the nation? Surely, it would be fine. He was a chimera. He did not come down with human illnesses.


But, the soldier off duty shook his head. He had recalled something that had contradicted such point. The panda chimera's cousins, the plague had done them in. He knew he couldn't risk catching the thing, or he would be a useless piece of meat readied to be sautéed on the grill.


Looping around in a circle for minutes on end, absolutely nothing came to him whatsoever. Where in the world was he supposed to go? Mondstadt was out of the question, for sure. There had been something sinister going on. Should he head for Natlan? Shaking his head, he ruled such thought out. What was there to do there? He had no idea of what kind of things would serve as vacation material in that nation.


Looping his circle once more, the thoughts kept on rolling. Perhaps, just maybe, he could sneak on over to Inazuma and see if there was a festival going on? But, the hyena threw such thought off a bridge. No way could he do something like that. He can't illegally enter the country. He'd go to jail for that, for sure. Sumeru floating around in his mind shortly after, he threw such thoughts out, as well. No, he could not go there, either. They just broke out of the malicious dream.


But, an idea had soon flocked in. The Foggy Forest in Fontaine, perhaps, just maybe, he could take a nice long stroll there while he can think of ideas of what to do with the rest of his vacation. Resolute on his decision, the hyena opened up his proxy orb into map form. Highlighting the Foggy Forest Waypoint, the chimera pressed teleport button.


But, no such teleportation had occurred. Message appearing reading, teleport currently unavailable, the hyena tilted his head. No others working in Fontaine, as well, the soldier covered his eyes with his hands. Why was this happening now, of all times? He doesn't get this at all. Who in the world was in charge of Fontaine's waypoints? He didn't know, but this was getting annoying.


Sighing, the chimera highlighted the desert edges waypoint. He supposed he would have no choice but to head there through other means. Pressing the teleport button, a blinding light overtook him. No matter how many years were to pass, teleporting had always been a blinding ordeal. Fast travel about ready to end, he pumped his fists.


He's going to that Foggy Forest, no matter what.


***


"I hear the bell on the door to my clanging, oh, what is this? A
New customer? A sharply dressed man in a dapper suit. Are
They one of my rival's customers? I do not believe I have
Ever seen him around these parts, I have a lot of
Regulars here, and keep track of
Every single one of my customers. I know their preferences.
So, I have to find out my new customer's preferences.
They do not walk up to the counter,
I do not say anything, I just
Need to let them find what fancies them, but I hear Baron let out a
Groan. They're pretty grumpy this morning. I


Very much wish they would they would be more polite to my customers.
Every morning, they are pretty cranky. They
Really need their coffee right now, so I tell them to go downstairs. And
Yet, they do not, claiming they need coffee. I


Very much believe they do, but I guess big sisters don't always know best.
Earl still downstairs in our apartment, it's a
Rather slow day. So, we don't have any other customers
Yet. For some reason, there haven't been a lot of people around lately


I'm not really sure what might be going on. I really do
Not know if people are just choosing
To not come here, or there's somethin going on, but business has been busting as of late.
Eh, well, I guess there's always slow days, but it's been
Rather frustrating how many I have had in a row as of late. If
Everyone is going to Chioriya Boutique, I
Shall work even harder
To drive customers away from that
Infernal enemy! I will
Not stand by my rival
Gathering up my loyal customers and taking them away.


She will pay for such a thing if she is scooping everyone up and taking them
Over with her overpriced outfits!
My outfits are pristine and top notch.
Eh, alright, Malika, calm down, things are far from
Over. It's just been a very slow few weeks.
Now, this lone customer walks up to my counter. And, he does with major
Enthusiasm. I don't think I have ever seen someone this overjoyed


In my boutique before. Not even the bigger girls who
See something in their size. He looks rather thrilled, I think this dapper


Man might be more enthusiastic about my outfits than even me.
And, I don't believe that would be somethin that's possible until now.
Koff, koff, uh, well, of course, all my outfits are perfect.
I'll beat Chioriya Boutique yet!
Now I have more motivation to, I'll
Get my customers back!


Ahem. So, anyway, let me get back on track. This man has


Stars in his eyes. And, that's when he says something
I didn't think I would ever hear, 'your outfits are perfect, ma'am! I have a proposition for you! Would you hear me out?' I
Look at the man with stars in my
Eyes, as well. He called my outfits perfect.
Now, I wonder what his proposition might be?
There aren't that many people who ever have any sort of requests


For me. I have been asked to participate
In fashion shows, but that is pretty rare. If this is about a new
Little fashion show, I'll be ready to lend
My service, but that is not what I ended up being


Asked about. I fold my hands on the counter. 'Sure, darling. What do you
Need from me?' And what I was asked blew me away. At first, I
Don't think I heard the man


Right. He proceeds to tell me, 'I am making a silent film, and your stitch work is absolutely
Exquisite! Would you be interested in making the costumes for it?' I am
Quite taken aback by this request. So, he's making a silent film, is he?
Uh, I guess it is that time of the year where there's a film festival, and
Everyone is making
Something for that. But, I am a bit surprised,
That he is asking me.
I have never been asked to make a set of costumes for a film before, especially
Not a silent film. These days, most films have recorded lines, so this is quite a curveball. I
Guess I am up for


It. Well, maybe this will drive


More sales to my boutique if his film does well!
And, so I end up agreeing. 'Sure, darling, I would not mind doing that for you. What is the theme of your silent film?' And, the man told me, 'It will be about a kingdom of fruit devils from a food
Kingdom! So, the costumes need to be
Extremely colorful! Is that alright with you?' Aha,


Come again? He is making a movie about a kingdom
Of fruit devils? I don't know what to
Say, but that seems like a pretty difficult
Theme to make a silent film out of.
'Uh, sorry darling, could you repeat what you just said?'
Maybe I misheard him? Perhaps, I did.
Earl then said what said I was thinking out loud, 'A fruit themed
Silent film? Sir! That seems pretty hard to make a


Film out of without dialogue!'
Oh, he spoke exactly what I was thinking, but this man seems
Really passionate about his craft.


'Ah, my vision doesn't need a


Script to be good!' This man
Is quite passionate about this! You know, I kind of
Like this man's passion. So, I would not mind lending him a hand.
Eh, so I tell him, 'You have a lot of passion, darling. I do
Not mind making the outfits for you. So, who is
The cast? I will need to measure before making their costumes.' But, that's when he


Fumbles. 'Ah, ma'am, apologies,
I am still looking for cast members of my film!' Oh, dear, this is a curveball. I do not
Like the fact he doesn't have a cast yet,
Maybe he's in the process of auditioning, but


Well, I guess he just wants to be prepared.
I don't blame him for that. I guess I can
Try to make multiple versions of the same costume.
Hmm, I suppose that could work.


For now, I tell him, 'I suppose I could make multiple versions of the same outfit while you are
Reaching out people to cast them in your film.'
Uh, okay. Well, alright
I do slightly regret saying
That, I will not lie. But, I


Can't just admit that to
Him, that I regret taking this mission.
Ah, well, in any case, I can't
Regret it all too much because this man seems pretty passionate.
And, I really want to help with his
Craft. So, I will
Try my best to fulfill what he's asking for.
Err, so, he thanks me for accepting his
Request. 'Thank you
So much, ma'am! I'll be trying to find


Some case members today!' And
Uh, off he goes.
Right, so a fruit themed costume. That should be pretty
Easy. I don't think that


It is going to be too difficult for me. My outfits are perfect, and my customers are
Loyal. This will drive more customers to me. Well,
Let's hope. As my customers haven't been around lately. I


Don't think it'll bring everyone back.
Okay, it's time to get to work,


I'm ready to work, and I'm ready
To make costumes that are beautiful and memorable.


We'll make this silent film the talk of the town!
Here's to a successful film festival.
Yes, even though it is a silent film, I will


Not skimp
On the details. I will do my best to make theses costumes are they best they could ever be.
The best they could ever be. After all, I am Malika, the owner of Congele Boutique. And, I will make everything sparkle the best I can."


Upon reaching the desert edges through the teleport waypoint, the chimera stared at his teleport waypoint proxy map. What in the world could have possibly been jamming the signal? He did not know what it could have been, but he supposed, it had to have been something. Map opening up slowly, he let out a groan. What in the world is going on here? Is there something wrong with it?


Teleport waypoints still not functioning, the early adult let out a groan. He could not help but repeat the question. What could have possibly been jamming the signal of the fast travel markers? It was almost as if, in the world of Teyvat, the land worked on a ping system, and if such reached the maximum rate of nine hundred ninety nine. Had the world hit the highest possible number? He supposed it had to have.


The chimera shook his head in a rapid manner. What nonsense was he spewing? That didn't make any sense whatsoever. Shrugging, he hopped down the mountain. He didn't have time to think about all this. Reaching the edge of the water, an invisible button had been pressed. Boat appearing out of nowhere like it always did, he cruised across the water in pure silence.


Slight rain pitter pattering on the wooden vessel, the soldier off duty gazed upwards towards the sky. Was a storm coming and preventing fast travel from working? He supposed, that might have been the answer to the current issues at his constantly transforming hands. Treading carefully, Romaritime Harbor had soon been reached.


Romaritime Harbor as dead as a ghost town, the chimera's knees buckled. What was going on here? Where was everyone? Why was it so quiet here? Something wasn't right about this at all. But, the hyena shook his head. Maybe everyone was at the opera house watching a play. That was it, surely, that was what was going on here.


Ascending the staircase and taking the glass lift like usual, not a single soul stirred on the second floor of the area. No one else around his knees had begun to buckle. Why was it so empty here? What in the world was going on? How could there be no one here? Fontaine, wasn't it always about the hustle and bustle?


Pressing the button to summon the Aquabus, the chimera's doubts had reached their peak. What if there was no Aquabus schedule today? How would he get from place to place? The teleport waypoints were dead. What could he possibly do, swim there? No, no way, he most certainly did not have what it takes to do that whatsoever.


Aquabus arriving after a slight delay, there had been a heavy layer of confusion tossed his way at full speed. Melusine tour guide asking him what he was doing here, the hyena broke out into a heavy sweat. Was he not supposed to be here? He didn't understand. Was there a problem with him being here? Bowing an apology, he had soon been told something rather strange.


Aeval informing him she was just surprised because the city has been pretty quiet today, the hyena blinked. What in the world was going on in Fontaine? Where in the world had everyone gone? He couldn't help but feel an extremely heavy level of concern. Had everyone vanished again? Dropping himself onto the Aquabus, the doom continued to eat him alive.


As the vehicle of automatic movement cruised forward, the dooming question clicked a claw down onto the chimera's shoulder. Where in the world could everyone have possibly been? He did not know why, but somethin did not feel right whatsoever about any of this. Something had to have happened, for sure,


Vessel passing through Poisson Tunnel, the chimera gazed at the world around him. Nothing happening down below in neither the Belleau nor Beryl regions, the hyena tilted his head to such. Where in the world was everyone? Not even the adventurers were around patrolling. Had the entire nation been kidnapped by a leviathan? The Narwhals, had they eaten everyone up? Maybe that's what was happening.


Reaching The Court of Fontaine before he even knew it, the soldier off duty scouted the area around him. Perhaps, just maybe, before heading out to the Foggy Forest, he should find out what was happening around her. The absence of people, he truly needed an answer to all this.


Not a single person around in the streets, the chimera broke into a shiver. The city was devoid of any life possible. Had this place become a ghost town overnight? He didn't understand. Had the entire country gone on a trip, or something? All the rich people, perhaps, just maybe, all of them together rented an Airtime Roger and were riding on such high tide.


Melusines nowhere to be seen, as well, the hyena couldn't help but come up with absolutely ludicrous conspiracy theories. Had all of the sea denizens returned to their home and decided to disappear from public eye forevermore? Did they al return to the sea to avoid humanity?


But, the hyena shook his head. Why would the Melusines go back to living underwater? What a wild assumption, on his part. He knew that couldn't have possibly been true at all. How could it be? The tour guides for the Aquabus had still been here. Why would they all just disappear? He was thinking nonsense.


Silence eating away at him, the soldier attempted to tune his thoughts out. There was no way all the rich nobodies had gone on vacation. There was no way all the Melusines left Fontaine behind, too. Why would they do that? Of course that wasn't the case. He was talking complete and utter nonsense. What in the world had gotten into him? The nothingness was getting to him.


Passing by the Adventurers Guild reception desk, something had been quite unusual to the highest possible extent. Black haired receptionist sleeping at her desk, the hyena rose an eyebrow. He did not quite comprehend what in the world was happening here. Hadn't she been some sort of robotic creature? Did she even need sleep? There was an imposter among him.


Moving right along through the northern streets, the hyena swore he could see someone quite unusual up ahead. But, the soldier shook his head. He had to have been hallucinating, surely. There was no one here. He was here all by himself. His brain was inventing nonexistent people to fill in the gaps. That's what was happening here, guaranteed.


Attempting to pass by the illusion, the chimera could feel a chill down his spine as the possible nonexistent eyes had been on him. Why was this delusion of being alone staring at him like that? Surely, this person was just a figment of his imagination created to fill in the space of the city's emptiness.


Tall dapper man with a bright red suit, a top hat, and a mustache, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Who was this man, and why was he the only person around in Fontaine right now? Were he and this stranger the last two people in all of the nation? How peculiar. Maybe people were scared of him.


But, the soldier off duty disregarded such thoughts immediately. Why would people be afraid of a generic nobody like this? What was he doing, making up this absolutely outrageous nonsense? His top hat may have been hideous to look at, but it's not like this man was a short, old shrewd business man named Doug, and he was owner of an extremely dim lit dome. But, the hyena threw such thoughts out the window. What was he doing, making up stupid assumptions about a complete stranger like this? Stars glinting in the nobody's eyes, the chimera broke out into a sweat. Oh, great. What was about to happen now?


"That hair, your petit form factor, and those huge freckles! Oh, you're perfect, absolutely perfect!" the top hat man cried. His eyes were glowing like the stars. He then let out a loud ahem. "Erherm, apologies, sir, I should probably introduce myself. Name's Charlie, and I'm looking for people to star in my short silent film!" There was a high level of passion in his voice. "And you! You're exactly what I'm looking for! You, sir are film star material! So, what do you say?"


High levels of enthusiasm coming his way, the chimera broke out into a sweat. Was this man being serious right now? No way, this had to have been a joke. What about him had been film star material? Gazing at the man, his gut sunk, for a moment. By film star, did he mean the no-no kind? He removed his lenses and covered his face as he thought such. No. No way. That couldn't have possibly been allowed, right? Her Majesty, she would so have him killed on the spot if he engaged in such activities. His parents beyond the grave, they would be so disappointed in him if he allowed himself to participate in such world. He had to tell this man off gently.


"Sir, I apologize, my boss would kill me if I engage in any spicy films!" the hyena cried. But, the top hat man soon laughed up a storm.


"What? You thought I was one of those film directors?!" Charlie asked, confused. "Why heavens, no! I wouldn't dream of it! I just thought, you look pretty quiet, so you'd be the perfect person to star in a silent film!" His eyes continued to shine as he said such. "So, what do you say? It would please me so if you agree!" He grabbed his possible future star's hands as he said such.


Man getting all touchy and feely, the hyena broke into a sweat. Archons, why was this Charlie person so friendly? Pushing his hands away, the chimera gazed at him. This person was a silent film director? By Fontaine standards, hadn't that been quite outdated? Why was he making one of those instead of a fully scripted story? Who would want to watch that?


But, the chimera shrugged. Well, he supposed he didn't have anything better to do. Maybe he could humor himself by joining the production of the silent film star until the end of his vacation. What was there to lose? This would be a sleeper miss with him in it, anyway. Nodding, he accepted his fate as the future winner of Worst Actor of the Year award.


"You're on board? Great, I'm glad!" Charlie cried. "Also, sorry the city is so quiet, I rented out the entire place for the film!"


Entire city rented out, the chimera could feel the city quintuple in size. Is that why no one was around, because the city had been rented out? Rich people were both dangerous, and terrifying. Was this really alright? Could he really do something like that? That didn't seem legal. But, the man soon continued with his ramblings.


"I need you to find me five other actors, please!" Charlie exclaimed. "I'll accept all your picks, so as long as they not super tall!"


Such requirements coming his way, the chimera wondered. The penguins of Congele Boutique every single one of them, except for Malika were pretty short. Perhaps, just maybe, it would be a good idea to ask them to become part of this film. He could not ask anyone all, could he? Surely, they fit the bill of not tall.


Heading west for awhile, a commotion had soon occurred by Chioriya Boutique. Customer violently thrown out, the soldier broke into a sweat as the choice world had been flung around like a spider on a web. What was going on here? He could feel the chaos reigning in the area, for sure. Person knocked unconscious in a matter of seconds, the hyena hopped six steps back. Purple haired security patrol leader stamping her feet, the grilling had soon begun.


"Didn't I tell you to stop being so violent?" the special security patrol officer asked.


"He shouldn't have called my fashion a sell out!" the Chioriya Boutique owner shouted.


Party of two verbally duking it out, the hyena made a run for it. He couldn't let himself get caught in their little squabble of doom. Nope. Continuing to run west for ages, he picked up the pace. He had to hurry, or he would be caught in the scissor fire of the owner of Chioriya Boutique. He needed to hurry to the best of his ability.


Reaching Congele after about twenty minutes of running, the hyena huffed a weak breath. Running was a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. Stepping foot into the fashion establish, he could feel a heavy wave of bewilderment flow through him as he entered their store.


Malika, Earl and Baron having absolutely no customers to speak of, the hyena stared off into space. Surely, renting out the entire city did not mean the stores had to be vacated too, did it? He sure hoped not. That would be terrible for the entire city state, for sure. Shops needed to run and have customers to earn money. Kicking everyone out of the streets to rent the entire capital was beyond dumb, for sure. But, he had soon been taken out of his thoughts in a matter of moments.


"Good morning, darling, do you need something?" Malika asked. "I must apologize, but I have to make costumes for a film for some director, so whatever it is you need assistance with, at this point in time, I can't."


Rejection coming his way before he could even ask, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. Wait, Malika had been commissioned to make costumes for a film. Could it have been the same film he had been recruiting people and been recruited for? Perhaps, just maybe, he should ask if Earl and Baron were free. He could feel the regrets flowing through him like juice already.


Arms out in front of him, the chimera spelled out Earl and Baron's names with his fingers, Malika screeched their names at the top of her lungs. Pest concerto coming out, he could see the look of annoyances on Baron's face. Seeing such, the soldier let out a tired sigh. Why did he call for them? He shouldn't have wasted his time.


"What do you want? Baron asked. "Can't you see we're busy working?" As they said such, they twirled their hair. "Unlike you, we have a stable career."


"Don't be rude to my future husband!" Earl cried. "Hi, Siorc! Here to do some shopping?"


Shaking his head, he could feel regret flow through him quintuple fold. Should he ask the two of them to become actors in Charlie's movie? Maybe he should. Placing his hands out in front of him the words film, star, and actors had been signed for the audience of three to see. But, he had been met with immediate swift rejections.


"Do we look like we have time for such frivolous, nonsensical activities?" Baron asked, annoyed. "In case you have not noticed, we are currently making costumes. Why should we drop everything we are doing to assist you?" They adjusted their monocle as they said such. "Not happening, even if we weren't busy."


"Baron, why are you being so mean?!" Earl asked in an exclamatory tone. "But, sorry, Siorc, we have to make the costumes for a client! We don't have time to help you."


Snapping his fingers, the hyena shrugged. Why did he even bother to ask these penguins in the first place? He had wasted his fingers on this. He shouldn't have bothered. But, who else could he have asked first? He did not know, no other person, nor chimera, or Melusine, came to mind. The walls were made of out bricks, indeed. But, a suggestion had soon come his way.


"I am really sorry that we can't help you out, darling, but we are pretty busy making costumes right now," Malika relented in an apologetic tone. "But, maybe you can try asking Gwendolyn. She doesn't have anything going on right now. As far as I'm aware, she is in the East Slopes of the Morte Region."


Exiting Congele Boutique, the hyena groaned. Gwendolyn of all people? Why should he ask her to help out? He was going to get rejected, for sure. In what universe would she ever agree to help him with anything? She despised those in the world perceived as men. He had unfortunately been classified as such in society, and there was nothing he could do about it.


Reaching the East Slopes after about an hour of walking, he could see the falcon woman grinding Bulles Fruit for some reason. Seeing such, he almost turned around. She wasn't up to anything, was she? That was most certainly a lie, and he knew it. That wasn't true at all. Why would she agree to help him? Eyes on him, he could already feel the disgust.


"Ugh," Gwendolyn said, cringing. "What do you want?"


Heavy wave of disdain coming his way, the hyena let out a gulp. Ah, he knew it, she would not say yes no matter what, would she? Hands out in front of him, the word film and silent had been signed for singular party of one to eyeball. Hands on her temples, he swore he could hear her say all men are annoying. There it was, he knew it, this was going to go poorly.


"A silent film? That depends," Gwendolyn asked. "Is that loser Lonan going to be in it?"


Hearing such nasty language used in regards to Lonan, the hyena clicked his tongue. How dare she say that about him. He knew she could not stand him, but that was uncalled for. What if he was? But, he shook his head. He would not be asking him anyway, he supposed. Petrichor was too far out.


"He isn't?" Gwendolyn asked. "What a relief. Fine, I'll help."


Gwendolyn flying off, the hyena let out a groan. He was already regretting this with every fiber of his being. One person of five secured, the hyena wondered. Would the sea lion trio be interested in acting in a film? He supposed it wouldn't hurt to ask. Turning his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction, the underground boat town had been upon him.


Aigre playing childish games, as she usually did, the hyena shook his head. He couldn't ask her to act in a film, she was far too immature for such a thing. She was completely out of the question for such a thing. Bain and Kali chasing after her telling her to stop running on slippery water, eyes had soon been on him.


"Huh? What are you doing here?" Bain asked. "There's nothing happening here, if you're here to resolve something, there isn't. And, I'd much rather handle issues at hand myself."


Bain assuming he had been here for some sort of problem to solve, the chimera shook his head. Silently inquiring about finding cast members for the silent film, Bain and Kali looked at one another with confusion. Did they not understand what he was trying to ask? Maybe he should just ask again. Attempting for the second time, he could see dual shrugs come his way.


"Uh, well, um, it's not like we have anything better to do, I guess," Kali said, shrugging. "I, um, wouldn't mind, uh, starring in a silent film."


"Me neither, but Aigre? I don't think she can sit still and follow acting cue directions without getting bored, so she's out," Bain said, shaking her head. She then let out a shout. "Demoiselle, could you watch Aigre for us, please?"


"On it!" Demoiselle responded. "But, are you girls sure you don't want to include her? I think she'd have fun making a film with you two!"


"No, Aigre won't be able to follow directions like that," Bain responded, shaking her head. "It'd be better if It's just the two of us."


"Alright, but you're going to make her sad by excluding her!" Demoiselle responded, exclaiming such. "I would reconsider, if I were you."


But, no reconsiderations came. Bain and Kali stating they would be heading off to the Capital City, the chimera wondered. Who else would be interested in such a thing? Names flowing through him, an unfortunate set had flopped through his mind, and he could hardly believe who. The researcher jackals? Ugh, why them? Surely, he could have thought of anyone else.


Heading for the Research Institute, the three researcher jackals were up to absolutely nothing. Gazing at the trio, the hyena could feel all his regrets come back once more. Why was he even bothering to try and ask these three? They'd just laugh, and make fun of him, for sure. What was he thinking? He wasn't using his brain in his head. But, to his surprise, such laughter did not occur.


"You asked the right person! I'd be absolutely hot on film!" Folu exclaimed. "You've got a deal! Silent films are awesome!"


Folu agreeing with no strings attached, the chimera blinked of bewilderment. Alright, what's the catch? Would they just bully Rabiu even more by lending a hand? If such were the case, he didn't want any part in that whatsoever. Maybe he should rethink their inclusion here. But, it had already been to backtrack, as Sani's voice cut in like a sword.


"Well, sure, if Folu's agreeing, I'll go ahead and agree to this silly silent film of yours, too," Sani said, giggling. But, the tables soon turned towards a grisly direction.


"Sani, are you sure you want to be a film star?" Oluchi asked, giggling. "You might not be star material considering you and your silly missing eye might mistake you for the lead of a horror film, hehe!"


"Only I'm allowed to make fun of my missing eye!" Sani boomed. "Take it back!" His hands had been on her goggles, in an instant.


"Sowwy!" Oluchi said with puppy dog eyes. "I'm cute, so you have to forgive me!"


Oluchi running her stupid mouth, the chimera grit his teeth. How dare this woman think it was okay to make fun of her brother's disability like that. Who did she think she was, saying something so vile like that? He didn't belong in a horror film. He wasn't terrifying to look at. If anyone deserved such prestige and honor, it was her. And who did she think she was, calling herself cute? Saying ugly and heinous things like that, she was the least cute chimera in the entire world, no, universe, perhaps the entire multiverse. Not like there was one, or anything.


"Anyhoo, I'm taking the Aquabus," Sani said, turning his back. "Director's name's Charlie, right? I met the fella! He's a funny dude."


"Yeah, yeah, Mr. Steak!" Folu exclaimed. "I remember him! He made a science docu once bout the explosion! I like him. I'd be thrilled to work with him, let's go!"


"More fun for you two, then! I'm way too cute to be in a silent film!" Oluchi said, turning her head. "They're boring anyway! Who watches silly trash like that?"


"Well, we're honored to be chosen!" Folu exclaimed. "So, suck it, Oluchi!" As they said such, they waved like a child. "Bye byee."


Taking the Aquabus back to the capital city, the soldier stared off into space. Had he made the right decision? He wasn't sure about this. The director, he said he didn't want tall people to play the roles. Placing his hands into a praying position, he sent his wishes to the Hydro Archon he wasn't supposed to worship that he had picked wisely.


Returning to the capital city, the director of the silent film had soon been located. Ragtag group of five brought to him, sparks were soon flying. Seeing such, the hyena jumped back. Why did he look like he was about to catch on fire? Had he chosen the wrong people? Maybe he had.


"These people are perfect!" Charlie cried. "You even got someone super unique! I'm on board with this crew! You have a knack for choosing people!" But, a sigh had come his way.


"Mr. Steak, I will only ask you this once, but," Sani sighed in an exasperated tone. "But, please do not call attention to my eye and make it seem like I'm a 'super special guy', alright? Don't patronize me."


"Alright, I won't!" Charlie cried. "Sorry, didn't mean to offend you, or anything!"


"If this happens again, next time, I'm going to quit, understand?" Sani asked.


"I'm really sorry! It won't happen again!" Charlie cried.


Mr. Steak apologizing again, Sani could feel the doubts pour in. Maybe he should just cover the problem up with an eyepatch and hide the scars with makeup. Was Oluchi right? Would he only look good in a horror film? Ah, no. Don't let her silly words to get to him. She's wrong, anyway. But, then, a clap interrupted him.


"Okay, alright, since you're all here now," Charlie announced in a loud tone. "I want to shoot some scenic shots with all of you today around the city! I promise tomorrow, we'll start shooting the real stuff, but for now, I need you all to walk around the city for a few hour so I can get some footage of all of you!"


Shrugging, he had soon been told a ton of things that did not make a lick of sense. Film director informing him almost everything would only be done in about one or two takes, the soldier blinked. Hold on now, what, only two takes? Was that really okay? That couldn't have possibly been enough to be good.


Director informing him this movie would be finished in two days, the hyena backed himself all the way up. Hold on now, two days, forty-eight hours?! Is this man for real right now? How would a film be able to be finished in such a short amount of time? Was he a god, or did he just have horrible deadline management? No way, this would end terribly, guaranteed.


Forced to take multiple waling shots with many different hats one after another, the party of six walked around like mad people. Multiple rounds of this action occurring around the city at full speed, the soldier had begun to feel the regrets flock in. Why did he ever agree to something like this?


Shots recorded everywhere throughout the city for hours on end, the party of six had soon made their way to the fourth and highest floor of the Court of Fontaine, but that had been a mistake. Hydro Archon on the top floor watching all the scenic and background shots unfold, she let her complaints out into the open.


"The Palais Mermonia is a not a place for filming!" the Hydro Archon shouted. "Go away, shoo!" But, such point had been scolded into oblivion.


"Lady ------!" the Iudex shouted, tone firm. "Monsieur Charlie rented out the city for a film shoot, and that includes the fourth floor! He has the right to be here!"


"Hmph!" the Hydro Archon shouted. "I should have made it a law to not film up here!"


Scenic shots continuing for hours upon hours in locations all over the place, the shoots had soon lead to the Opera Epiclese outside areas. Multiple upon multiple angles taken over and over and over again without any signs of stopping, the hyena let out a groan. He was getting tired of being in the center spotlight, he should be allowed to stop.


But, such took ages to reach the point of which where halting filming the day could occur. Everything feeling like he had been at this for many weeks, his energy had begun to drain. Director soon clapping his hands to say enough shots had been taken, the chimera sagged, for a moment. Was that really enough? Now, he wasn't sure.


"I need you tomorrow at eight in the morning sharp, okay?" Charlie asked. "We'll be filming for real tomorrow!"


Sighing, the chimera nodded. Couldn't he at least get to doze off on his vacation? He guessed not. Returning to the court of fontaine, the soldier checked into a hotel room for the night. Slumping in the temporary bed, the hyena closed his eyes as the world of dreams was reading to eat him.


Well, it's not like he had anything better to do right now, so he supposed working on this would be fine.


He supposed he could work on the film.


***


"These kinds of things are aren't my cup of tea,
Ha, maybe I should have just told Mr. Thief that
I'm not really all that interested in performing


Some kind of silent film, but, lie a beartrap,
I'm already caught up in all this.
Maybe I should have jus listened,
Perhaps, had I done all that, I would not have to
Let the audience down with my disheveled appearance.
Yes, yes, I know that I can


Just hide these silly blemishes with
Uh, a silly amount of make
So that it can't really be seen by
The humans who might watch the film. But,


I don't really care, I guess if people
Stare, I'm an adult, and I


Need to talk things as they are and not get myself bothered by any
Of it. I know I shouldn't, and I mean like,
This is nothing more than a small silent film.


Maybe my scars can be erased with makeup,
Yes, and I am sure that the director has


Some sort of tool to hide my glaring eye problems, or rather, the lack thereof of one of my eyes.
Perhaps, though, that's not what he's after, and he's just looking to put something out there for the film maker competition.
Eh! Okay, now I'm starting to get it all. Starting to understand
Everything. Well, it's not like I'm the protag! I've been relegated to the
Dumb little fruity movie. Well, here goes."


Waking up extremely early the next morning, the chimera had been met with a rather unwanted visitor. Aggravating magician knocking on the door to his hotel room, he let out a groan. What in the world did this pest want? Why was he the one on the opposite end of the door? Had his vacation been cancelled? If it was, why did they send him to tell him about it? Uncalled for.


"Good morning, Miss Raspberry Leopard Princess!" the annoying magician greeted.


Nonsense coming his way, the soldier practically slammed the door in his face. Was this guy supposed to be magician, or was he playing a comedy act? He wasn't interested, bye. And, who was this princess of fruit? Not him! It was way too early for these stupid jokes, that's for sure. Signing the word, who, the annoying pest laughed.


"That's you, right, in the silent film?" the magician asked. "He hired me to do the special effects!"


Hearing such, the hyena wanted to ram the door in this man's face. No, not him on special effects, anyone but this guy. Why him? Couldn't they have picked anyone else? But, he knew he didn't get any say in who did what. This wasn't his film, it was the director's. And, the people he hired were not his business to try and complain about.


Magician demanding he head for the boutique, the hyena groaned. Already? Should he wash up first? But, he shrugged. Guess he didn't have time. Heading off to the penguin's fashion establishment, an extremely bright and colorful dress with raspberries printed everywhere Had been put upon his short body. But, such had been far from the only costume.


Given a long purple wig with red bangs and highlights galore, the chimera blinked. Alright, he wasn't quite understanding this. Why did he have to wear this hair fixture? But, it had soon gotten even worse. Told he'd need to wear costume contacts, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. No way, why? Why did he have to wear something like that in his eyes?


Given two plastic creatures, the soldier blinked. Alright, so how were these things suppose to go in his eyes? Staring at the clear plastic, he squinted. Told to lower his lower eyelids, he tilted his head. What? He had to do what now? He didn't understand this at all. Taking a deep breath, it had soon been stretched down.


Plastic burning his retinas, the hyena burst into tears. This thing, why did it feel so cold? Everything in his pupils stinging, he could hardly look at himself. How could anyone wear these things? They were awful, terrible, painful, cold sharp pieces of glass. Who in their right mind would plop these in? Second one settling in the other eye, the tears kept rolling? Had he been jabbed by a Cicin in the corneas?


"Why are you crying? That's so childish," Baron complained. "They're just contact lenses, get over it. They don't even hurt that bad." Their complaints kept coming. "Stop complaining so Malika can do you makeup."


"Darling, stop it, he's not used to them yet," Malika said. "Alright, Siorc, I'm going to do your makeup, okay? Please, hold still."


Buckets of eyeshadow and blush applied, the hyena stared at this barely recognizable reflection in the mirror. Green eye now red, the hyena could hardly look at himself. Why did he have to wear these awful glass lenses inside his pupils? His glasses should be fine. These cornea correctors, how could anyone ever wear them?


Soon informed his first portion of the shoot would be at Hotel Debord, the princess placed his hands over his eyes. Really, the hotel? But, he just came from there. How incredibly aggravating. He could hardly stand it. Returning to his sleeping accommodations area, Charlie had been waiting for him with the rest of the crew. Waving, he groaned. This man sure had a lot of energy. Where did he hide all of it? What a pesky ray of sunshine.


"Princess, your throne chair," Charlie said. "I need you to sit in the throne with a haughty look on your face. Make sure you cross your legs!"


Directions coming his way, the hyena's jaw dropped open. Hold on, he had to go and do what now? Sit in the prop chair with a haughty expression on his face? He can't believe this. The character he's playing in this film was the exact opposite of him. How would he ever hope to get into character? Shrugging he seated himself in the chair with one leg folded over the other. Clapper board slapped down, he put on a haughty face, much to his embarrassment.


Eventually told to silently flap his lips, but say nothing after holding a haughty face for ten whole seconds, the early adult ate his groans up for breakfast. Why did he have to receive the role of a complete unlike character? How terrible. But, he should not complain. He was just the player, not the one being played. Oh, well. Flapping his gums, he could hear someone shout cut.


"Perfect, perfect! You're a natural in front of the camera, princess!" Charlie cried. "Alright, everyone else, now, I want you to bow down to the princess, okay? Action!"


Everyone bowing to the princess's feet, the chimera had once again been instructed to do some outrageous things. Given very specific hand movements to enact, he did so. But, he couldn't help but feel the embarrassments triple as he kept on doing so. What in the world was this short silent film? Nothing made sense. Scene soon finished, a question came the director's way.


"Alright, spill right now, Charlie!" Gwendolyn cried, irritated. "Just what is this silent film about? I'm not quite understanding the plot here!"


"Oh, my bad, I never did explain what my vision is!" Charlie exclaimed. "Many years ago before the Sakoku Decree happened in Inazuma, I wrote a book once called Fullness Kingdom about a group of fruit themed yokai who fight to be at the top of their world!" His hat soon drooped as he continued. "But, the book got rejected by Miss Guji, telling me, 'Oh, my, I can't publish this! No yokai would ever act this way.' So, I am making my vision a silent short film instead!"


"Mr. Steak, I'm sorry for telling you this, but," Sani said, letting out a sigh. "But, Fullness Kingdom? Even by Inazuman naming standards, that's a bad name!"


"Hmm, yeah, I can't argue with that," Bain said, arms crossed across her waist. "Like, who's full, and why is the kingdom experiencing fullness?"


"Uh, yeah, um, I don't get it," Kali said, shaking her head. "Also, I'm um, confused over my character. So, I'm a pumpkin mermaid? Uh, How will this capture the audience?"


"I promise, this silent film will be a lot of fun!" Charlie exclaimed. "Please, don't leave because the name is silly!"


"Oh, Steaky, we won't, I promise!" Folu replied, laughing. "By the way, I love my character. Kiwi Servant Ocelot? That's a great name." They then turned towards everyone else. "You five are way too critical! The name isn't important! We're the stars, not the name!"


"Uh, easy for you to say, um, Faroo, Fala, Felu?" Kali responded, bewildered. What was the guy's name again? Whatever, she forgot. "But, um, will you be proud of this in a decade? Don't think so, you'll wish you never acted in 'Fullness Kingdom.'


Moving to the next shooting location, Siorc could feel it in his partially human bones. He would be filming all day long, wouldn't he? What a long, tiring day of being in front of the kamera. How could anyone ever do this for a living, let alone for Mora? If this man planned on offering him royalties, he didn't want any of that.


Multiple scenes shot by a fountain, the chimera blinked. What was the point in shooting here? What was the story of this film? So, he was some leopard yokai, was he? He didn't get it. And, why was he a princess? Who was supposed to be the queen? But, he knew the more he questioned it, the more it would fall apart. It's not real. Don't bother thinking about the ins and outs of fiction.


Told to move around and do multiple dances like he was doing some fight choreography, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Alright, what? For whom was he fighting, and why? What in the world was this nonsensical plot? No wonder this book was rejected for publishing. The story was jumping around way too much to be coherent.


But, the hyena shook his head. Films were never shot in order, were they? Of course they weren't. He knew that, of course. Fights going for hours on end, he had been told make it look like his sword can shoot raspberries. Stupid magician doing a fake magic trick to manipulate the eyes, the soldier groaned. Archons, this was so comically bad. He should have just said no.


Further royalty scenes shot, not a single line of dialogue had been spoken. Weirder shots of being on top of a building continuously filmed, he was starting to lose the story even more. So, what was this, exactly? For whom were the kingdoms of food fighting for, and why? Director clapping, his next direction came.


"Okay, perfect, now, princess, I need you to aim the empty cannon at the opposing side's building!" Charlie shouted.


Hearing such, the Raspberry Leopard Princess did his best. So, he was supposed to make it seem like he fired a missile, or something? Just how awfully violent and penchant for destruction was this princess? She definitely wasn't a great person, that was for sure. But, he shrugged. If he was playing the villain protagonist, then so be it. Make him one.


"Great, great! Now -----, set down your prop so it looks like there was an explosion!" Charlie cried.


"On it!" ----- cried.


Stupid cat hat prop dropped down towards Gwendolyn's character's side of the field, the soldier could hear a loud boom. Falcon doing an overdramatic, but silent scream, block letters dropped down from the building that read, starved in all capitals. Seeing such, he shook his head. When people lost the fight, they were starved? He supposed he understood, but why so dramatic? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense.


Moving to the next location, Gwendolyn had soon been on the sidelines. Taken to the western mountains of Fontaine, the leopard princess had been tasked with quite the annoying set of instructions. Told to do a dance battle around Mt. Esus West, the chimera's eyebrows twitched. Alright, what? What was this movie? It was getting stupider.


Told to do multiple dance moves, he huffed and puffed a breath. Sani copying the movements, but poorly, he could feel the clapper board coming soon to end this once and for all. But, he knew, if comments about his missing eye were to come anywhere, that would not be good.


"No, no, no, cut! Cut!" Charlie cried. "Mr. Sun Raisin, you need to dance on your right side."


"Mr. Steak, I thought I told you this already, I am blind on my right," Sani said. "Either you let me dance on my left, or I don't cooperate. It's easier for me."


"Okay, sorry! You're the star!" Charlie said. "I'll just flip it in post."


Dance fight scene continuing, the chimera gazed at the director. He did not know why, but he did not like how he said that, but he shrugged. It was his film, and he made the calls and the shots. He didn't get to have any say in how he ran things around here. They were on crunch time. He knew that.


Heading onto the beach, the next set of scenes had been filmed. Everyone forced to make a sand castle, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Alright, he had to do what now? This movie was getting to be pretty annoying and nonsensical. He couldn't do this anymore. Why did he need to make a sand castle?


Moving right along, he let out a groan. Just, how many more shots did he have to film? He was getting quite tired. Why was this nonsense still going? How tiresome. This movie wasn't going to win anything, anyway, being made so quick, so cheap and with so little notice. He may as well just cancel it.


Final scenes for the afternoon shot, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief upon being awarded a lunch break. Sweet freedom from this character role he had been assuming. Costume slipped off and put away, the hyena removed everything. Adorning temporary clothes, he headed back towards the Court of Fontaine for about an hour.


But upon returning to the hotel after completing his lunch break, the soldier groaned at the chaos he had returned himself to. Director informing him the film reels had all been stolen, the hyena threw in the towel. That was it, the film reel was stolen? Oh, too bad! Guess this movie was over then, goodbye!


But, he snapped himself out of it. Wait, someone stole all the equipment, too? Who in their right mind would want to see this garbage film? Was this an act of sabotage? Trust him, this was not worth stealing. But, he supposed it was pretty devastating to lose all the progress that had been made. Knowing he had to catch the thief, despite everything, he hopped onto the Aquabus.


Heading to Elynas, the thief had been nowhere to be seen. Snapping his fingers, he headed for Mt. Esus East. Had anyone suspicious been watching him while he had been there? Perhaps, just maybe, he'd catch them there. But, such had not been the case. Hawk and Falcon bounty hunters the only people in the area, he had been shouted at.


"No, Fatui fiend, no one came this way!" Robin shouted. "Get out of my territory!"


"Sorry, hon, he's right, we didn't see anyone," Raven said. "Best be on your way."


Pushing through the west and east slopes, no one had been spotted. Research Institute empty, as well, the hyena sighed. The film was probably gone by now. Oh, well, time to give up and go back to Snezhnaya. This movie was garbage anyway. But, the chimera shook his head. He couldn't bear to see the director's dreams crushed. He should keep looking.


Reaching the Weeping Willow of the Lake, the hyena had a bad feeling, all of a sudden. Perhaps, just maybe, the thief is underwater? Diving equipment upon him, the soldier off duty threw himself downward upon the body of water. Undersea gazelle duo oddly awake, he had been informed of something big.


"Huh? Yeah, some weird person swam over there," Damla said, in a bewildered tone. "They're holding some master tape."


"I'd hurry, though." Firat cautioned. "If it's wet for too long, well, whatever's on it is toast."


Pressing the turbo button on his diving equipment, the hyena made a swim for it. Film reel secured, the hyena hopped back to the surface. He had to hurry, he had to hurry, he had to hurry. Be quick. Speeding back towards the Court of Fontaine, the stolen tapes had been recovered, huffing and puffing, he could hardly believe it. That person kicked out of Chioriya Boutique, what in the world was their problem? Why did they want this reel so bad for, anyway?


Filming for the rest of the day, the hyena could feel his will begin to sway. Shooting finally reaching its end after about fifteen hours of non-stop work, the soldier off duty let out a groan. Why did actors enjoy this? It was the most tiresome world he could ever imagine. Dismissed for the day, the hyena returned to his hotel room. Eyes closed almost immediately upon crashing in his bed, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


This will be the worst film ever made, guaranteed.


***


"This is the worst, this is just a
Horrible film, and a horrible book.
I can't believe this director thinks
Someone will find this movie appealing.


I just don't understand. I am not
Seeing the vision he's putting out there. I don't understand, I really just don't


Get this at all.
Of course I don't, and to be honest,
I just want this to be over and I
Never want to ever think about this film ever again. I am so embarrassed that I had to
Go in front of that camera and act like a haughty, entitled princess.


That's not the princess I want to be.
Oh, well, at least I get to wear a nice dress to the premiere.


But, who is going to like this? I don't think anyone will.
Everyone is going to be asleep the whole


Time, I'm calling it now. Aigre will be snoring.
How did I let myself get wrapped up in this nonsense?
Eh, I don't know, but I don't care.


Who in their right mind would ever enjoy this slop?
Obviously, I wouldn't, it's
Ripe garbage. And it's always like that,
So I am just going
To say nothing about it. I do


Fear people are going to see my face
In this film and
Look at me with disgust now, saying, 'Ugh, you mean that Fatui? He's in that garbage?
My word! It's the Fatui film flop!' Her Majesty is going to kill me.


Eh, well, I should have thought of that by now, that I shouldn't have participated in this. Well, too late now, it's
Very much too late now. What can I
Even do besides cry about it? I really can't do anything except watch and learn what
Retched garbage I acted in."


Waking up the next morning, the hyena headed off towards the Foggy Forest Path for the day. Pacing around here, he couldn't help but wonder. He was supposed to be film star material? He was about to ruin the film industry with his debut piece, for sure. Why deny it? What did Mr. Charlie even see in him?


But, he supposed it didn't matter. After this film was over, he'd never see him again, he supposed. This was a one time wonder. He would never act again. Continuing his stroll for hours on end, the stupid magician had soon come to get him as evening rolled in. How he wished his fly would leave him alone.


Charlie proclaiming all the edits done and dialogue boards added in, the soldier off duty shook his head. Was it really done? No way he could have done all this so fast. Was this man a yokai in human form? Maybe he was. That sounded like it was true, even if it weren't.


Evening eventually rolling around, he had been given a silk nightgown. Beautiful fabric engulfing him, he couldn't help but smile. Even if this movie ended up flopping, he didn't care. Caressing the soft fabric, he let out a giggle. But, everyone glared at him as he had done so.


"He really likes that dress, wow," Sani said, voice trailing off. "Thiefers, come on, get it together, we're watching the films for the film festival soon."


Snapping himself out of it, the hyena stared off into space. Why was he almost throwing himself into imagination land now? Bad idea. Now wasn't the time for that whatsoever. Slapping his cheeks, he had soon been put in the front row of the movie theater. Squinting, he groaned. Why did he have to wear these awful glass things inside his corneas? Give him his glasses back. Contacts were painful blobs of doom.


Hydro Archon saying everyone's films will be judged by her, the hyena shook his head. Alright, it's over, time to pack up, they're going to get the award for worst movie. It was a good one acting credit run. So long, farewell, he would be laughed off stage. But, he threw such thoughts away. If he were anymore negative, he'd have to change his name to Nancy.


Many higher quality movies playing one after another, the soldier off duty couldn't help but feel bad for the director. He had clearly been outmatched here. Not a single entry so far had been a silent film. He would be a laughingstock here. Maybe they should just back out of this screening. No need to present a losing movie.


But, it had been too late. Film reel plopped in, the three, two, one countdown played. Scenery shots around the city panning everywhere, the soldier swore he could hear everyone say ooh, aah, oh, hearing such, the soldier couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Quit in the front! Pitch black card on the screen, the chimera read the text.


"In this world, there lives fruit demons. They live among us in harmony... But is that really true?" The black card on screen read.


Kamera zooming into his face dramatically, the hyena couldn't bear to watch everything that came next. Oh, how embarrassing. That's what he looked like on film? He wasn't picturesque at all. Not at all, for any reason. Haughty shots coming one after another, a black board reading bow down the Raspberry Leopard Princess, he swore even the audience did. Seeing such, he flinched. Why were they playing along, too?


"Wow, this girl has great expressions!" someone in the crowd shouted.


Film continuing and princess being told to have been said awful things, the hyena could feel his entire face burn red. This was his character, huh? She was an awful person. Mean, haughty, commandeering. Why were people rooting for this version of him on screen? He didn't understand.


Scenes playing out as they did when filming, the apex scene had soon come out of nowhere. Kingdom warfare on full screen, he swore he could hear everyone's jaws hit the floor. Seeing such, the hyena rolled his eyes. It's not like this is a super surprising twist, or anything. Why were people acting like it was? These people had no media literacy.


Twists coming from every angle, he swore he could hear people sob their hearts out as Gwendolyn's character had been taken out. But, he couldn't fathom any of this at all. What was so sad about her starving defeat? She barely did anything the entire fight, of course she was going to lose in the end. But, the soldier shook his head. It's fiction, who cares? It meant nothing.


Film eventually coming to an end, the entire audience except for himself clapped. Why was that so enjoyable to them? He didn't understand any of this at all whatsoever. This was a low quality, rushed movie that had practically missed the deadline. What about this thing was worth the cheers? Award ceremony happening, the chimera could hardly believe his ears at what the Hydro Archon announced.


"And, the word for most creative goes to Fullness Kingdom!" the Hydro Archon cried.


Crew members crying tears of joy, such sentiment had not been shared. Told to come up on stage and hold the award with the rest of the cast, the hyena sighed. Did he have to? But, he knew he had no choice in the matter. Forcing a smile, the kamera flash soon got in his eyes.


Given a celebration feast, Charlie soon walked over to him as it was about to reach its end. Director asking if he'd like to act with him again in the future, the soldier shook his head. Why would he ever want to do this again? This film was an embarrassment, no way. His film career was over.


Evening throwing itself into the mix, the chimera highlighted the military barracks waypoint, The time had come to finish his vacation off. No more wandering around. Reaching the soundproof room after about fifteen minutes of walking, the chimera let out a yawn in a matter of moments.


Wave of tiredness immediately overtaking him, the hyena removed his weaponized hairpins and earrings. Changing into his sleepwear, the soldier crawled into the uncomfortable bed. Glasses set aside, his eyes closed as his head hit the pillow. World of sleep about to take him away, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


He's not giving up his life as a soldier to become a star in future movies.

 

[Palamon]

15: Natlan's Nautical Saurian Adventure 1: Training and Lava
"Now that I have removed Sumeru from the storm cloud what's next?
Once I get my next orders what
Will await me today?


There's still so much to get rid of.
How much of this storm cloud remains?
As far as I'm aware,
There's about five nations


It's still in. Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, Natlan


And Snezhnaya. But, perhaps I don't actually know.
Maybe I simply don't.


Because I don't really don't know
At all. To be honest, I really
Cannot say as I don't
Know if it's reached Inazuma.


For, it's a closed nation.
Right, so how could the storm cloud be
Out there? It probably isn't,
Maybe it's not in Natlan, either.


How could it be? I don't know.
Of course it is possible, it's not
Like it's completely and utterly
Impossible. I don't think it is, but what
Do I know? To be honest, I don't know
Anything. I don't know anything at all about Natlan.
Yes, I know next to nothing.


Anyway, I just don't know it's
Not like it truly matters
Do I have to remove the storm cloud from every single nation?


I don't know, if I have to, well, I guess I


Have to. Do I want to do this
All by myself? By my lonesome? I
Very much at this point don't
Even want to, but I have no choice. I know that already.


For the moment, I do have to consider
It. I don't know. I really do
Not want that to happen
It's awful that it's
Somehow possible I have to do this all alone.
However, I simply don't know
Even if people are here to help, it
Doesn't matter, or perhaps I don't know.


There's no way I'll
Have to do almost
Everything myself, in


Simulanka, without the chimeras inside
Unleashing a collected wish,
Maybe I wouldn't have
Ever have been able to complete it, and I'll be
Rotting in the ground.
Uh, well, not like it


Matters. I got to live
I didn't get punished to death
Since I proved that time is different here.
So, that's all in the past.
It's been a couple
Of weeks since I had gone there.
Now, Simulanka has been removed from my map.


It's gone forever.


Simulanka will never return
Unless it does, but to be honest, what do I know?
Perhaps, it's hidden.
Perhaps it'll remain gone forever.
Of course, it's not part of Teyvat, it's just a
Story, of course, I know that, obviously.
Even still, I know,


Am once again, beginning to wonder. Could the storm cloud live in the Haar Islands? I have
No way of getting here. And
Yet, I feel like that
This is an issue that
Has engulfed the entire world and beyond.
I wonder how far it's reached?
Not like it matters though, I
Guess. It's not like I can


Go to that place ever again.
Of course, I know that
Even still, wherever I am
Sent to to deal


With the issue, I have to do
Everything within my power to remove it.
Look, it really a struggle.
Listen, it really truly


Has been for quite awhile now. It's all do difficult
Everything is a hurdle. It's gotten
Rather large at this point.
Eh, well, what could I do about it?


Well, I guess I just know
Everything is as it is. I need to


Get on with what I already know.
Okay, well, I do know


It's entirely possible it can


Get into other places beyond the places I'm aware it
Ultimately exists. Well,
Even despite all that I
Should stop worrying about
Such things, shouldn't I?


What will happen this time? I
Hardly even know where I
Am going to be sent to.
Though, I guess that's how


It's been for a very long now.
So, eh, my life is unpredictable. Or, I


Guess it is, anyway.
Of course it's unpredictable
I'm a member of the Fatui.
Now, and forever until the day I die. I
Guess it doesn't truly matter


This is my life, and
Once I'm given my next mission, I'll


Have to do
All that I can
Pretty much immediately to
Pull myself through
Everything thrown at me.
No matter what, I absolutely have


To. I know I absolutely
Have to. I have to complete this mission in record time.
If I don't I am absolutely dead. I
Should know that by now.


This is how it's been for years
I deal with chaos
Maybe a little too much
Even despite all that, this


Is all normal for me.


How normal? Practically
Of second nature to me. Third
Nature? I don't know honestly.
Even so, I
Shouldn't have
To say this at all. This is my
Life, a world of never
Yielding chaos.


Does it ever end? No.
Of course it doesn't, it


Never relents. I honestly wish this
Overtly awful chaos would just disappear.
This will never disappear, I


Know that by
Now, I know that by now.
Obviously, at this point,
Why would it? At this point,


It's been around eight years since I have been whisked away to Snezhnaya.
Now, I have


Absolutely no idea how much longer I might stay,
Now, lately I have been thinking of my departure.
Yes, the thought is


Starting to cross my mind more and more.
However, I can't just leave.
As I have to come up with a
Plan. I have to come up with the perfect plan.
Everything has to be perfect.


Or, I'll be labelled a traitor and killed
Right on the spot.


For now, I absolutely cannot slip.
Of course, I can't I
Really can't. If I even
Make a single wrong move, I


Will be killed on the spot, I
Have to plan years
Ahead, I have to, no matter what.
That's the key to moving forward. I know I absolutely


Cannot mess up. I know I
Obviously can't mess up.
Ultimately, if I even
Let myself slip a little I'll be absolutely
Done for! I will absolutely


Be done for. Completely, and utterly. I
Especially know that by now


Her Majesty is always watching me, she's
Always looking at me, she's
Probably watching me right now, she's
Probably watching
Every single move I make.
No matter what,
I am fully aware
Now how all this works. Her
Gaze is permanent, I know that


Now, I have known this for ages now.
Especially recently since I have gone and disappointed her so many times.
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Ah, sorry, had a moment of fog
There, for a second. Aaah, aaah,


Take a deep breath, Siorc, take a deep breath.
Heave ho, heave ho.
Eh, so, anyway, it


Should be said
That, even if she is
Obviously watching me, I've
Really begun to put all
My weight in since then.


Can't say I haven't been,
Look at the Sumeru mission, I
Obviously finished it pretty quickly.
Uh, well, as quick as I could have
Done, I suppose. Which it took three


Harrowing attempts, I guess.
And it took less than a month.
So, I did all I could as is. However, it's


Not like this streak will be continuing.
Of course, there will be furher missions
That deviate from my records. But, I have to


Get through it within the time limit,
Or, this time, she really will simply just kill me.
No matter what, I have to do
Everything perfectly. I have to do


All of this as perfectly as I can.
What can I do to improve
All this? I really, honestly just don't know.
Yes, I just don't know.


It's getting more and more difficult
To reach a point where


I am able to figure out these missions.
So, in all honesty, I simply just


Stopped caring about all
That. Well, actually that's a bold face lie, and
I know it is.
Let me just start by saying I
Literally am terrified.


Ultimately, I am terrified, what if I take too much time?
Please, Your Majesty, I'm begging, no more


Time limits, it's absolutely
Horrifying. Please, I am
Especially on my knees. I
Really don't want to thrown against time.
Eh, who am I kidding?


She expects me to complete this as fast as I can.
Okay, Your Majesty, I get


It, alright? I'm your little pawn!
The world is your big


Chessboard! I know already, Your Majesty.
Of course I have known, I've said this
Umpteen times know, I am just her
Little pawn! And, once she's
Done with me, I will


Be fully discarded of!
Everyone knows by now that's how it


All works around here! It's
Not like it matters,
Your Majesty, please, I am begging you
To take into consideration, I
Have very little value as a game piece, but of course
It doesn't matter to her!
Not at all whatsoever, and I
Guess I'll just be pawn forever until


I leave! If I


Could, I would,
Of course I would!
Ugh, could there be a timeline where I never
Left home? One where my parents
Did not perish? One where I wasn't taken


By Her Majesty? Does something like this
Even exist? You know, I really don't know.


Stop making speculations!
Everything is as it is
Now, and it will never go back
To how it used to be.


And, by now, I am just being ridiculous. I
Need to, no matter what
Yield all this garbage
Wiring through my brain right now.
Hahaha, garbage, trash,
Everything is simply that.
Repugnant garbage,
Everything in my life is


Trash. It is!
Of course it is! Of course it is!


Does it look like I'm
Eager for this life
As a soldier? No, I am not.
Look, I am not a piece of a tool to use!


Well, it is what
It is. I've since accepted
The truth, I am nothing more than a tool for
Her Majesty to use, and once


She's ran
Out of uses for me, she'll throw
Me out, I know it's happened to a few soldiers, maybe
Even hundreds at
This point that all
Have been discarded of
In the past. I know that by
Now that once she
Gets what she wants out of me, that's


It. She's completely done with me. And, I'll


Get killed. I know,
Ultimately, if I leave this place that won't
Ever happen. I know
She won't be able to use me anymore,
She'll lose a pawn, she


Will no longer, whatsoever in any shape or for be able to use me.
Even so, right now, I


Won't be able to depart.
I cannot, while Naofa is
Literally in its revenge plot. If I
Let myself join, I'll be killed


Simultaneously if it fails.
Eh, I don't care, I don't
Even care. I


Will not be joining their revenge. I
Hardly want to for
Any reason at all whatsoever.
There's absolutely no way I will,


So it's time to focus
On today. I have to focus
On the here and
Now. Diligence is key, silence is my reckoning."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The cycle was a broken record, constantly playing the same part of the track over and over again in swift unison. The disc would skip to the worst part of the song without an ending in sight. The night before him would reach that conclusion, as well.


Before him had been a field of brilliant chrysanthemums. They were a bright shade of orangish pink with blue edges, and a yellow bud in the center. Seeing such flower, the chimera couldn't help but feel utterly confused. Where in the dream world could he have possibly been taken to? He had never seen these plants before in the mortal, waking world.


Staring off into dream space, the chimera couldn't help but wonder. Where had the subconscious land taken him to this time? Observing the world around him, multiple puzzle pieces did not fall into place. Finding himself in a peculiar savannah with bright pink trees, the chimera tilted his head. Where could he possibly be? Inazuma? But, he shook his head. No, that couldn't have possibly been it. He had never seen such flowers in the Nation of Eternity. But, he supposed it had to have been possible.


Seating himself beside the flowers, the hyena could not help but wonder. Where in Inazuma had he been transported to? Turning his dream head towards the right and left, he shook his head. How was he supposed to know? It had to have been a place of which he had never traversed prior.


Nothing happening for dream minutes on end, the hyena puffed a sigh of relief in the not reality before him. Was nothing terrifying going to happen, for once? Luck, and the Archons were finally on his side. Was it April twenty-seventh? He should blow out a candle, and make a wish.


But, luck and the archons were not on his side. Peculiar staircase appearing, the hyena blinked. Where in the world did that thing come from? He knew where this is going. Keeping himself seated upon the ground, he shook his head. He's not climbing up that thing, no way. Goodbye, terror, hello sweet dreams.


Such was wishful thinking, on the hyena's part. Force lifting him upward, the chimera grit the dream teeth. Was this really happening right now? Why couldn't he, for once, have a good dream? But, he knew that'd never be possible in his dream lifetime. He had to stop these events before the madness could eat him away.


Attempting with all his might to head off towards the opposite direction, the force of doom remained supreme. Pulled towards the sky, a new challenger had soon arrived upon the battlefield. Golden glowing staircase laid out in front of him, the soldier held back the urge to scream. What in the world was this doing here? The dream world was a beast of burden.


Pushed upward upon the steps, the soldier tried with all his might to return to the ground. But such had been an impossibility. Door to the returning side locked, the soldier let out a sigh. He supposed he had no choice but to continue. Dragged back towards the previous step, everything continued in silence.


As the steps kept on going, the soldier could not help but wonder. Where in the world would these stairs lead to? Why had they been stretched across the sky? He did not understand. How could this be here? The subconscious world was a never ending sea of doom and flames.


Peak soon reached, the hyena had begun to push downward upon the steps. Turning his head towards the right and left, the chimera scratched his dream head once more. Where in the world was he? He could not make heads nor tails of anything around him at all whatsoever. Had multiple nations mishmashed into each other? He was starting to believe so.


Whiffing up a simulated scent of boiling the further the stairs took him, the chimera's dream knees buckled. That stench, he recognized it. He had to get out of here, turn around, go back. That lock, he'll slash it off, if he has to. Attempting with all his might to head back upwards onto the higher steps, the force remained supreme.


Continuously dragged downward, the sight before him reigned in the terror with a lasso. Flames everywhere towards the ground, the hyena kept attempting with all his might to leave this place. Such continuing to be impossible, tears streamed down the hyena's dream face. Choice was a dead soldier upon the battlefield.


Flames growing upon the bottom of the area, the soldier watched in horror as his currently human feet had become the flame's meal. Limbs charcoal in a matter of moments, the questions had begun to roll the dice. Why couldn't the dream world give him a break, just this once?


Legs charred into nothing, the hyena kept going. Multiple doors locking every single path imaginable, the chimera surrendered. Torment was about to win, peace had died. Soon reaching the bottom, the familiar burning scent kicked into overdrive. Dream nostrils burning, nothing could block it out whatsoever.


Bed of lava right in front of him, defiance through itself into the mix once more. No matter what, he had to leave this place. He had to get out of here, at all costs, no matter what. He couldn't stay here, no matter what. Praying to the Dendro Archon he wasn't supposed to worship, he hoped the doors would open.


Phantom force coming from behind him, the soldier's dream heart skipped more than five beats. What in the world was that just now? The ghosts of the pasts, they were relentless, cold, heartless. Becoming one with the lava, the soldier let out a shout. Any second now, and he would be a goner.


Everything melting in no time flat, the hyena swore he could hear the creature laughing. Hearing such, everything cemented into place. It was over, he gone, done finished. Pitch black circular balls of doom seated in the invisible creature's palms, a white flag had been waved upon the battlefield.


Spherical objects flying towards him at full speed, the soldier remained still as a statue. He was a sitting duck, the phantom's plaything. Chest caught into the mix, the explosive had done its duty. But, such had only been the beginning of the terror laid out to him. Everything getting reaching a point of no return he could feel his life slip away.


Feeling himself begin to sink, the early adult closed his dream eyes. How was he still here? The dream world, what was it keeping him alive for? Creature sprouting wings, his collar had been added into the mix. Swung around like a sports ball in an open field, he could feel the curtains come from behind him as his short body cannonballed into the pits of doom beneath him. Dream life extinguished once and for all, one final thought dragged itself down with him.


He can never have a sweet dream, could he? Wishful thinking, on his part.


***


"I can't believe her! Rashmi is


Crazy! Totally and utterly, super crazy!
And, I can't believe her! Ya know, like, she's losing her marbles!
Now she's saying these insane ramblings!
Nothing about what she's saying is coherent!
Oh, for the love of Murata!
This woman, this stupid dragon lady! With every single fiber of my plant


Being, I despise her! I despise
Everything about her! Her voice, her decisions, all of them!
Look, Cedre's acting like
I'm the crazy one here for despising this lady! But, I'm in the right here!
Everything that comes out of those lips of hers, I can't stand it! I
Very much wish I could be free from her
Ever so tight grip! Look, I


Hardly ever wanted to come here! Like,
Ever! I never agreed to this stupid pact! But, noooo
Rashmi forced me to against my will!


And now? This stupid dragon, she's saying, the pact is over? Haha, yeah right!
Fat chance, she's crazy! And, I know
That she's going to claim insanity and that she never
Ever said that, ever!
Right, of course that's what that raging lunatic will say!


Ah, of course, of course, that
Lines up! She's insane!
Like, totally gone completely bonkers!


That's it! That's completely the problem
Here! As if I'd ever trust this
Insane dragon lady!
She's the one who started


This stupid pact
In the first place! What, does she
Miss Natlan, or something?
Eh! I can't believe this freak!


She's insane! Totally crazy and
Horrible! I despise her! I despise
Everything about her!


Just she waits
Until I get out of here!
She won't be able
To do anything about it, the pact is over, right? I've


Won the game!
Eh, well, all I have to do
Now is get out of here!
That should be pretty easy,


All I need to do
Now is get outta here! See ya, bye, farewell! It was not nice knowing ya!
Do I have to climb up to the top and get out of here.


Doh! Why is it so high up?
Eh! What is this stupid nonsense?
Can't believe this!
I can't believe this crazy lady! she had us go
Down so far, I'm trapped forever and
Ever! Yeah, right, the pact is
Done! My butt! I knew it, I knew


That it was too good to be true!
Hahaha, yeah right, yeah, right
As if! As if I'd ever get out of
This place! It's not like my vines can reach


That far! And neither can Cedre's!
Ha! That's why this
Is all just crazy talk from her!
She just wanted to crack a joke at my expense!


Please be real, you crazy dragon woman! We
Aren't getting out of here, the only one that
Can is you! Oh, now I see! I see it all so perfectly!
The pact is ending for her!


I see now! I get it,
She's the one splitting!


Ooooh, that makes me so mad! This stupid
Villain! I can't believe her, I can't believe her at all!
Eh! She's doing all this on purpose! Now, I understand!
Rashmi is simply just a traitor! It all makes perfect sense now!


Yup! Perfect sense, she is the one who is
Ending the pact for herself,
And herself only, because she is the only one who knows
How to get out of here!


Roar! That is sick, so, so, so, so
Incredibly sick! I don't get her! I don't
Get her at all! I don't get
Her at all! She is simply
That crazy that she's making me crazy! I knew it!


Rashmi never meant
Anything she said! I knew
She never meant anything she ever said,
Hahaha, oh, please, enlighten
Me, 'we must never leave this place,'
I thought you meant that!


How could this freak suddenly go
And decide, nope!
She's leaving, buh bye!


Gods! Who do does she think she is, god!?
Oh, no, I shouldn't have said that!
Now, I bet that's exactly how she's thinking!
Eh, see, I knew it!


This woman and her stupid god complex!
Oh, how could she? How could she? At least
Try to hide your treacherous ways.
Ah! So much for 'we shall never
Leave this place!'
Lies, fabrication, stupid! All stupid nonsense!
Yes! I see how it is! It's all nonsense, and


I'm in the front row seat!
Nonsense Literature! And I'm a the
Stupid forefront of it
All. I'm at the stupid top of all this
Nonsense! And, you know what?
Everything is her fault!


I'm going bananas 'cause of her!


Kneel before God Rashmi, the traitor archon!
Now, I'm going to stomp
Over to Iomra and Satine and let them know of this betrayal! I shake them violently,
Wake up, wake up, wake up!


Satine, yawns, in a daze, and confused! And she
Has the nerve to ask me, 'huh? Noce, what is it? We haven't gotten our
Eighteen hours yet.


If it's not important, please don't bother us.'
She doesn't understand!


This is literally like super important right now, like hello?!
Oh, my Archons, is she losing her mind,
Too, or what? She's crazy, too!
And I tell her, 'it's important! You two
Literally sleep your
Lives away! Wake up Iomra!'
You know, I think she thinks I'm the one who has gone crazy!


'Alright, alright, geez, I'll wake him up!'
Both twins are awake now
Oh boy, do I have something to say to them, and I know they'll agree!
Ugh, stupid, stupid Iomra, he's yawning! Look koala boy,
Taking a nap forever is like


Totally stupid of you!
Okay, first of all, he will probably live and die asleep!


Because that's
All he ever does! The only time he was awake for an extended period of time as when that soldier
Came down here! Ever since then, zzz, zzz, zzz, he may as well just stay asleep forever!
Koala makes a stupid noise, 'Hrrg. Huh, Noce? Whady'a want? I'm
Tryin' to sleep.' Tell me something I don't already know, while you're at it!
Right, whatever, soooooo,
Anyway, 'You two, this is an emergency! Rashmi is thinking of betraying us!' But, I'm met with eye squints.
'Could you repeat that?' Iomra said, yawning. 'Didn't catch that.' Oh, you! I
Know you did! How dare he pretend not to hear me!


Oh, for the love, of lie all you want about
Not hearing me!


Horrible little liar koala!
Everyone knows that's a load of
Repugnant garbage!


Why pretend like you can't hear me?
Obviously you can, you
Rotten little-- gah!
Don't play games with me you fool!


And that's when I say that! 'i know you heard me! Do
Not act like
You're sleep deaf. Your ears are working just fine!'


Satine then says, 'Sheesh, we're both listening, alright?'
Eh, yeah right, you ain't listening at all! Your brother
Claimed he can't even hear me!
Ohhh, these two, they're going on the list, and I'm
Not taking them off! These
Dolts! These dimwitted losers, raaaaaaaaaaah.


Now, what they said to me next, I can't believe it!
Oh, this is all madness,
Why won't they listen to me?!


Aaaah, of course
Not, of course not.
You see, I knew it!


My words really are going unheard!
Of course, of course, of course,
Maybe, I should say it
Even louder so they actually hear me this time!
Now, I'm going to shout it as loud as possible!
That way, they can hear me!


No more will I allow them to ignore me!
Okay, big shots,
Will you just listen for a second? Come on! I know you can do it! 'Rashmi is a traitor!


She's thinking of leaving this castle!'
Hahaha, no response to that, are you kidding me?
Even though I said the truth that she's gonna betray us,


Why won't they listen to me?
I hear them laughing, they're
Laughing at this prospect!
Laughing, can you believe these two?!


Get over yourselves, why don't you? I
Obviously didn't


Say anything funny, so like, why are you laughing at me? These
Horrible, stupid, losers! They're laughing at the
Expense of me because they feel betrayed! I see now! I see


What this is all about! How dare they go
And laugh me! I have
Spoken the truth!


And, if they don't believe me, they're


Literally the worst, I swear!
Ugh, stop laughing already, you
Nonsensical! Gah! Don't
Act all high and mighty just cause you don't believe me!
These people are the worst!
I shouldn't have even bothered to wake them up!
Can't believe this! And that


Fumbling buffoon, he then proceeds to
Open those stupid lips to say,
'Rashmi's got some emergency or something.


Ain't our concern! And, ya know, it


Shouldn't be yours,
Either. She ain't leaving here forever, you
Can count on that. And, if she says


The pact is done, knowing
Her, she'll take it back
Eventually. Now let us, sleep kay? Also, keep all your drama with
Rashmi to yourself. We don't care. Goodnight!'
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, Iomra, you


You sleepy loser, wake
Up right now! Like, hello, she's a traitor, a traitor! What
Part of this is he not understanding?!


Yeah, right, she's not leaving forever!
Uh, like, hello!
Please tell me where that's true!


Can't you see where this is going?
Rashmi is planning on having us
All, including her sister who can't fly, stranded down here! This
Zippy dog loser!
You know, this had made me stand her even less!


Why does she get to make the rules around here?
Everyone should have said no!
I should have said no!
Rashmi is not the law, and I
Don't want to hear her
Open her stupid mouth!


I know what she's going to say, 'one,


Don't take one's ramblings for word, two that was made up, three, the pact is still on.' I know
Everything she's going to say! I can her
Say it all now! I can
Pretty much guess what that annoying pest
Is thinking! And, honestly, how dare
She! What a freak!
Even just thinking of her name makes my blood, excuse me, plant blood boil!


This lady, I despise
Her with every fiber of my plant being!
I know I said that already, but I'll
Say it again and again, I'll


Say it over and over again!
That I despise this woman!
Ugh, come on! Just go and betray everyone already!
Please, just go away forever now and don't ever return!
I can't stand her! I can't stand this woman!
Do I have to say it until I can no longer breathe?


Well, I will! I will, and I'll scream
Over and over again, so loud people on the
Moon might be able to hear me!
And, I don't care if that makes me look absolutely crazy!
No matter what, that freak is a loser! I despise her with every fiber of my being. Gods, whatever, I'm doing a photoshoot!"


Four days have passed since the hyena freed Sumeru from the red storm cloud up above. Awarded a sudden vacation out of nowhere, the hyena decided to head to Fontaine for a nice long stroll in the forest. But, something rather interesting had caught his attention upon reaching the Nation of Justice.


Film festival kicking into full swing, someone had taken an interest in him, the chimera took part in the festivities. But, something devious had soon befallen during film development. Various equipment and a multitude of other things stolen from right under everyone's noses, the soldier had been tasked with getting everything back.


Culprit eventually discovered, the film had soon been made with an entire party of people, and then some. Getting to watch the silent film, embarrassment flowed through the chimera. Not star material whatsoever, the soldier departed from Fontaine once more. Fourth and final day spent on the training grounds with the lynx chimera, normalcy returned from the grave.


The sound of morning alarm bells screamed out into open like a horror film character. As the sirens kept their racket going, countless Fatui soldier groaned in protest. The morning alarm bells were right on time, as usual. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any sort of alarm bells, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the chimera took a deep breath. He didn't have time to worry about this. He had to move now, or he would suffer dangerous freezing. Lifting himself upward from the covers, the hyena had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena place his uniform over his layered shirts, the soldier could not help but wonder. When the red storm cloud leaves other nations, do the people affected by it remember anything that happened? He could not help but realize no one whatsoever had mentioned what had happened. Had they forgotten? Perhaps, they had.


Thoughts continuing to rumble, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. If no one else remembered, then why did he? All the people that had become shadow creatures, they went back to normal. No one mentioned anything. Not a single person noticed everything had changed. What was causing him to keep the memories? Surely, there had to have been reason. Nothing happened without such.


But, the hyena shook his head. Why would the storm cloud let him forget? Of course it wouldn't. It had a hand on his neck, injecting itself into every frame of his brain. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. What is he doing, getting deeply lost in thought like this? He had to finish getting ready. Her Majesty could be watching him from her palace as he didn't speak.


Taking a long, deep breath, the soldier removed the cover off his jewelry and accessory box. Clicking the weaponized hairpins and earrings, the hyena adored matching black hearts in his hair and ears. But, as he reached for his Dendro Vision, the ground beneath him shook with a fervor.


Walls rattling, the chimera's knees buckled. What in the world was that explosion just now? Where did that come from? Quivers about only getting stronger, the soldier dashed towards the window. But, what he saw through the paned glass was something quite unbelievable for his mismatched eyes to behold.


Monsters raining down from the sky, the chimera swore he could hear multiple creatures meow and woof as they fell down from the world above. Hearing such, the chimera jumped ten steps back. What in the world? It was raining common household pets? How could this be? What was going on here? This was the shadow creature's doing, wasn't it?


But, the hyena knew he had to stop thinking about this. What did it matter if it were raining cats and dogs out there in the literal sense? That was another soldier's problem, not his. They could deal with this chaos, not him. He needed to finish getting ready, no matter what. Whatever might have been happening outside was no concern of his.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the soldier stared at the yellow-green orb. Did he really have to wear this thing and take it everywhere he goes? But, the soldier shot such thought with a sniper rifle. Of course he had to. He would be an empty husk if he left it behind, for sure. But, the hyena shook his head. His passion for flowers could not be contained within a little orb.


Gazing at the Geo Delusion in the corner, the hyena wondered, the sinister orb, should he return it to Her Majesty? But, as he thought such, another loud boom shook the walls like a wind storm, the soldier let out a yelp. Alright, Her Majesty, he gets it, he is taking too much time; he'll finish getting ready.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the chimera stared off into space. What could possibly be awaiting him today? He did not know, but he knew he had to be ready for absolutely anything. Buttons in the correct holes, and glasses adjusted, the soldier had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the soldier turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the hyena put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be training a Saurian in Natlan for an upcoming competition." As he said such, he shook the clothing seated in his gloves with a fervor. "Change into your outfit. And don't let anyone find out you're one of the Fatui! Or there will be consequences!"


Handed a rather bright and colorful low cut shirt, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. Would it really be okay to wear this? Wouldn't he be appropriating their culture he had not been a part of? That would not be good. Wouldn't the natives of the nation be disappointed in him? Hearing the Agent clear his throat, the hyena's eyes pulsated. He didn't have time to think about these things. He had to get changed right here, right now.


Layered shirts removed, the hyena slipped the tiny nothing cloth over his chest. Hideous stomach exposed, the hyena broke into tears. His scars were on public display. They were awful, disgusting, absolutely gross. People would stare at him for sure. Why? Why did he have to wear such a tiny thing? He would be an eyesore, for sure. Pants changed as well, he kept on shaking like a leaf.


"Soldier, what in the world is your problem?" the Agent asked. But, he then came to a realization. Rolling his eyes behind his mask, he shook his head. Why work himself up over scars? "Quit whining over your scars! Get over it. They're your own fault."


The chimera snapped himself out of it. Right, his scars were his own fault. He was to blame for his hideous marks. Taking a deep breath, he turned his back, for a moment, satchel slapped onto his nearly bare backside, he hissed. This bag is made out of leather? Absolutely awful. Why did it have to this way?


"Go find someone to assist you in traversing over lava," the Agent demanded. "We will not be having another incident again. Also, it is recommended you try and win the competition. There is a special prize for the grand winner."


Agent soon exiting the area, the hyena dropped onto his knees. Why did he have to wear this scantily clad outfit? What was Her Majesty thinking? But, he snapped himself out of it. Who should he ask to assist him traversing lava? Who could possibly be a lava expert? But, that's when a name echoed in his head. The gorgon, perhaps that person knew a thing or two about lava. Proxy orb folded out into map form, the chimera highlighted the city of Mondstadt waypoint. Fast travel about to begin, the soldier closed his eyes.


Who will agree to help him? He does not know.


***


"And, who am I supposed to find that can help me out with traversing
Lava? I don't think there is truly anyone who can assist me with something like that.
Really, at this point in time, I am just completely unsure.
I simply just do not know. I
Guess it doesn't really matter who I find, as long as long as I
Have someone that is assisting me.
Though, I cannot fathom who might be able to do


So. At present, that does not seem possible.
Of course, that is just me being quite skeptical.


Why would anyone be able to
Help out with something like this?
Of course they can't. It


Couldn't be possible I know it's
Absolutely impossible at this point in time.
No matter who I am able to meet,


How could anyone out there be prepared for something like this?
Everything about this doesn't seem to be possible in any sort of way.
Look, I know that it isn't,
Perhaps, something like this can't be possible, and


Maybe everyone will tell me, I am asking for something outrageous beyond belief.
Even so, I don't have a choice in the matter.


Of course, if I am
Unable to find anyone, I suppose I'll just have
To make a boat, or something.


There is lava proof boats, isn't there? To be honest, I have no clue.
Of course, there has to


Be some sort of lava protection in Natlan, right?
Everyone there, surely they know


How to get around
Or traverse on top of it.
Not like I can just ask hem directly them directly. Besides Loba, Aega and their cousins, I do not believe I have
Ever seen a person from Natlan in the other nations.
Since realizing this, I have
To wonder. Is Natlan a closed nation?


Is it like Inazuma in this regard? I


Don't know. I honestly do not know
Okay, well, from I do know about Inazuma, the borders to the outside are closed.


No one can get in or out.
Or something to that extent. Could
That be the situation over in Natlan. To be honest, I do not think so, but I also do not


Know. I have only been in the portion of
Natlan directly beside the volcano, I have never seen the whole nation,
Or anything like that.
What I know about the nation is quite limited,


Though, I suppose, that is on me. I
Have never bothered to ask.
I probably should have, but I don't know.
So, I shouldn't speculate


It would be rather rude of me.
So, I will not speculate on what I do not know. I


Guess, in the long run, I
Obviously should not speculate
I shouldn't, it's
Not in my place to make up wild
Guesses. I cannot do


That, I know I just can't.
Of course I can't.


Because, it is quite rude of me.
Even so, I still have to find someone to help with the lava.


Perhaps, I should ask some
Rather rich people, of people who wield Pyro.
Eh, or perhaps people
That have been to Natlan,
Though, that does beg the question,
You know, I


Don't know if people can go
Into Natlan. If most people do not leave, who is to say people can traverse in? Did my
Father ever go there when he was alive?
From what I do remember,
I don't believe he did.
Can't say I know. I don't know I can't ever read his note again,
Ultimately, I know none of the records of his
Life have survived. I know
That Her Majesty destroyed all that, in the end.


What can I do? Who can I find?
How can I find anyone who could help me
Over the lava


Without having another incident?
Obviously, I don't know,
Ultimately, it doesn't matter who I find, I just have to
Lead myself to someone who is an expert on the
Deathly molten liquid.


Even despite all this, I don't truly understand this mission. I
Very much don't. Join a Saurian battle competition?
Enlighten me, Your Majesty, I do
Not quite understand you. I truly do not


Know, Your Majesty, this is
Not making any sense here.
Obviously, I don't know anything about all that.
What is a saurian again? I feel like I


Have forgotten something
Over the past few
Weeks or so, but I guess


That is the way
Of life, memory is fleeting.


So, I don't know where I
Am going to
Find one of these creatures.
Eh, so, I have to go to find a Saurian? I don't know what to say, it's
Likely they're pretty easy to find there, right?
You know, now I am nervous.


This is going to go
Rather poorly, isn't it?
Ah, I suppose that
Very much could be the case,
Even if I am searching for a little while, I
Really don't get you, Your Majesty, a
Saurian competition. Isn't Natlan the Nation of War?
Everything is simply refusing to add up. I


Literally just don't understand
Any of this. Isn't this some sort of war? I
Very much don't think I am
Allowed to participate


In the affairs of other nations that


Have nothing to do with me
At all! I
Very much think this will
End in a failure, I have a feeling I am


Not allowed to participate in any
Of Natlan's competitions.


Cannot see myself being permitted to do that.
Listen, Your Majesty, before you send me on these missions. Do your
Utmost to make sure what you're sending me on. This could
End in failure, this will definitely


End in complete failure. I
Very much could
End up dead from this, there is absolutely
No way I am going to survive. I have to try my best,


So this doesn't end in disaster.
Okay, perhaps, just maybe,


I'll be labelled an exception, surely,


Her Majesty thought
Ahead and told the other Archons that
Very much could be the case, it has to be.
Everything had to have been planned ahead,


That has to be the case,
Obviously, that has to be it.


For now, I just have to think this through
I have to find the person who knows a lot about lava, so I do
Not end up like the incident six years ago. I
Do not wish to be that way ever again.


So, I have to do my best.
Or just avoid the lava.
Maybe if I am careful,
Everything will be fine.
Of course it will be, I will
Not end up like I
End up I did six years ago


Regardless, I absolutely have to do
Everything I can to win. I have to
Go through this mission
As flawlessly as possible, I
Really cannot afford to make any mistakes.
Do not make any mistakes, I
Literally cannot afford any more disappointments.
Everything could go either
Swimmingly or I could drown into the ashen
Sea. Who knows? We'll have to see.


At least, for now,
Nothing can fail me, I absolutely have to
Do all I can to


Find someone, I have to
Absolutely crush this,
So Her Majesty doesn't kill me. I absolutely have
To. Diligence is key,


That should be my reckoning.
I cannot falter. I
Mustn't fail.
Everything has to go perfectly, no matter what,
Soon, I'll be conquering


The Nation of Pyro and
I'll be training a Saurian,
Can I do it? I don't
Know. Even still,
I need to do my best.
No mistakes, none of that.
Get on with it all, and take a moment to soar."


Reaching the Capital City of Mondstadt through the Teleport Waypoint, the hyena gazed upwards toward the sky. Was it just his imagination, or had it been abnormally more windy than normal here? But, he knew he could not worry about such a thing right now. He had to head off to the medusa's apartment and request assistance.


Heading west, something of immediate alarm had occurred. Anemo Slimes everywhere in the city, the hyena tilted his head. Where had all these monsters come from all of the sudden? Removing a claymore from the satchel, his blade did all the talking. But, something wasn't right the further he struck.


Anemo Slimes remaining supreme for minutes on end, the soldier could not help but feel bewildered. These monsters, were they secretly Geo Slimes in disguise? He knew that was not the case, but it felt like it was, at the moment. Shields coming out of nowhere, nothing made any sense.


But, a miracle had soon come out of left field. Spotting the fountain in the corner, an idea wiggled around in the chimera's mind. Perhaps, just maybe, he could lead them into the water? That had to work, surely. Placing himself into a fighting stance, he spun around like a top.


Bed of liquid soon nearing, the gelatinous creatures had become a puddle of nothing. No more enemies upon him, confusion ate the soldier up like a plate of Fisherman's Toast. What in the world was wrong with these slimes? Something was not quite adding up here, for sure.


Moving along, the hyena attempted with all his might to head off towards the apartments. But, something was not right. Wind getting stronger by the second, the hyena attempted to hold his ground. It was almost as if Mondstadt did not want him to be here under any circumstance. But, he knew he could not let this weather of extremities beat him.


Reaching the apartments after about thirty minutes of struggling against the elements, the hyena huffed a breath. What in the world was going on here? Why in the world was it so windy today? Was a terrible storm about to come? Just what was the red storm cloud doing? It had to have something to do with this.


Taking a deep breath, the hyena prepared himself. It was time to regret what he was about to do in a matter of moments. Knuckles beat upon the wooden door, the hyena could feel the wind grow stronger as he had done so. Yelping, he turned his head towards the right and left. Was the Anemo Archon angry?


No one answering the door, the soldier could not help but feel a wave of bewilderment. Why wasn't anyone answering? Perhaps, just maybe, he hadn't knocked hard enough. He needed to try harder. Pounding harder, no one answered. He swore he could see a tumbleweed blowing behind him as his efforts remained in vein.


Cracking his knuckles, the soldier knew he had to try harder. What was he doing wrong here? Was he annoying the snake? That had to have been the case. No one coming out, the hyena wondered. Could the Acting Grand Master know where the person was? He supposed it was worth a shot.


Reaching Knight of Favonius Headquarters, the chimera could not help but wonder again. Was he making a mistake? Perhaps, just maybe, he was. Why would the person want to help him? Knocking on the Acting Grand Master's door, he took a deep breath. The Acting Grand Master would have to know where the medusa was, guaranteed. Situation explained to her, he had soon been given a round of information.


"You're asking about Kigyo?" the Acting Grand Master asked. "I believe Kigyo went to the Thousand Wind Temple. If you're worried, the knight's heavily monitor Kigyo's whereabouts."


Hearing such, the chimera scratched his head. The snake's whereabouts were monitored. Does this person do dangerous acts of violence to the self often? The person had to have caused a lot of trouble for everyone involved. Bowing a thank you, the hyena staged his exit. It was time to make a quick stop at the Temple.


Wind pushing against him the closer he got to the location, the chimera would not falter. This strong force of gale, he won't let it beat him. Strange Slimes along the way as well, he kept the offense going. Why had there been so many of them today? Had someone put down monster attraction meat or something?


Reaching the Thousand Wind Temple after about ten minutes of walking, a sight of utter horror awaited him. Gorgon with a lighter in the hands, the hyena's eyes opened wide. Clothes edges set ablaze, the chimera lunged. What was this person doing? Why was the person always so eager to die? Stockpiled on top, the squirming soon begun.


"What are you doing, Ingne?!" Kigyo screamed. "Let me die! Don't interrupt me!"


But, the hyena would not budge. The Knights were monitoring this person, were they? What a load of trash. They had done no such thing. Moving off of them, the chimera stared off into space. The lava of Natlan, that could kill. Perhaps, just maybe, he could bring that point up. Gorgon's eyes pulsating, a question had come his way.


"What do you want? Make it quick," Kigyo said, voice shaking. "The wind today is strong enough to set me ablaze! I would like to get back to finding a way to die, thank you!"


Gorgon putting the life on the line, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Where in the world were the knights? Weren't they supposed to be watching this person? They were doing no such thing whatsoever. Were the people on monitoring duty sleeping on the job? Taking a deep breath, the hyena couldn't believe what he was about to ask.


Silently inquiring about Natlan's lava, and a safe traversal method, the gorgon's face could win an award for scariest look of rage in all of Teyvat. Seeing such, the chimera backed ten steps away. Had he asked something horrible? He needed to apologize right away, no matter what. But, a scream had soon bathed him deep.


"Natlan"? Kigyo asked in a booming voice. "No way! That place can resurrect people! You're crazy if you think I'm helping you traverse lava!" As the snake said such, the hands had been on the Ingne's back. "Now, go away, and let me die in agony by myself! Go ask someone who's just as crazy as you are to help!"


Kicked out of the former battlegrounds, the soldier gazed at the gorgon. Was that extreme language necessary? He knew asking such a thing wasn't making him look of mental prestige, but he had no choice but to find someone who might be able to lend him assistance. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living.


Heading southward for quite some time, the chimera snapped his fingers. The sea lions. Perhaps, just maybe, they could be an option. Savon, she could make a trident out of fire, couldn't she? That had to have been the answer. He needed to try to ask for her assistance right away.


Reaching Falcon Coast with trial and error as the wind blew with a fury, the sea lion sisters had been fighting up a storm. But, something had been off about everything. Anemo Slimes adorning a shield that did not belong to their native element, the chimera gazed upwards towards the sky. Red storm cloud letting its presence be known, the chimera gulped. Disaster could come for him at any given moment.


Throwing down a flower friend, his Silk Flower friend aided the duo. But, such had been met with immediate glares. Eyes on him, he broke out into a sweat. He could feel the screams ready and waiting for him. Ah, he had gone and done it now. There was no way in any way whatsoever they would ever help him now. No chance in Celestia.


"Hey! Did we ask for your help?!" Savon cried. "I don't think we did!"


"That's right, we didn't." Eau said, tone annoyed. "Could you go away?"


Hearing such, the hyena tried to keep his jaw from dropping straight open. Did these two have to be so rude? He knew he walked into their territory without asking, but that was uncalled for. Bowing an apology, he could hear a sigh coming from the taller sea lion girl's mouth. Had he not expressed his deepest apologies enough? Bowing again, the disgruntled approvals kept coming his way.


"Alright, enough apologies already, it's getting annoying," Eau said in an aggravated tone. "What do you want? Make it quick. Neither of us have time for your Fatui nonsense."


Words to hurry up coming his way, the hyena placed his hands out in front of him. Moving his hands as if they were swimming on the air, his left palm had laid open in front of him right dropping beside the left one as if dipping, the words swimming and lava had been conveyed in silence. But, in a matter of moments, new rage had come his way.


"Lava?! Are you crazy?!" Savon cried. "No way we're going to Natlan with someone we barely even know! Who do you think you are?!"


"I knew you were about to ask for something incredibly stupid," Eau said, shaking its head. "What in the world is your problem? First of all, we're not dragons, we're sea lion chimeras. If you're going to joke around like this, get out of here."


Bowing an apology, the soldier exited the hyena stared off into space. Why in the world did he ask something like that? He shouldn't have assumed anyone who could wield fire was resistant to lava and could assist him. He was wrong for thinking such a thing, guaranteed. Heading west for quite some time, the chimera could not help but think. Yínlóng, perhaps, just maybe, his family had something he could borrow to protect him from the liquid death of doom.


Unable to teleport to Liyue the chimera let out a sigh. He supposed he had no choice but to walk there. Heading south for ages, the questions had begun rolling the punches. Would the panda even have anything that could assist him in any way? His family was a commerce guild. Surely, it had to have been possible.


Moving past Stone Gate, everyone had adorned cloth masks. Seeing such, a heavy wave of unease flowed through the chimera. The plague, had it still been making its rounds? What a terrible sight to see, for sure. He needed to get away from here as soon as possible. Running as fast as his current legs would carry him, the hyena went south.


Reaching the beach after about half an hour of swift walking, the soldier huffed a weak breath. Running was a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. Catching the breath that got away, the soldier prepared himself on all fronts for rejection to come his way. Panda doing his exercises as usual, the soldier attempted to catch up. Breath dead once more, he huffed.


Siorc running towards him fast, Yínlóng halted his exercise, for a moment. Siorc in an outfit with showing a lot of skin, they couldn't help but feel puzzled to see such. Why did he look uncomfortable wearing that? Did his big bad boss give him a new uniform? He should ask about it.


"Oh, hey Siorc. What are you wearing?" Yinlong asked, in a bemused tone, words slow. "Oh, but, I didn't mean that question in a bad way, or anything!" He waved his hands in the air as he exclaimed such. "I just didn't think you'd wear something like that." Their two index fingers then touched.


Yínlóng's comments echoing in his eardrums, the hyena covered his stomach. He looked hideous, didn't he? Of course he did. His scars were an eyesore. Ugly, disgusting, an absolute disgrace to look at. Of course they were, why else would the panda question his current uniform? He needed to apologize for how hideous he looked, right away.


Siorc bowing an apology, Yínlóng waved his hands in the air. Had he offended him? Maybe he shouldn't have commented on the fact it was not something he would have worn. What kind of friend would point something like that out? He needed to tell him again they did not think he looked bad in the outfit before he said something he couldn't take back.


"Hey, I didn't say you looked bad! You don't have to hide your scars from me!" Yínlóng exclaimed, hands waved in the air. Their words were oddly fast. "So, what brings you here? I don't have much to do since the tea house is closed for the rest of the week due to the plague."


Panda mentioned the plague, the soldier's heart skipped more than two beats. Would Yínlóng truly be alright? The plague hadn't left. That couldn't have possibly been a good thing. Should he even bother to ask if his family had any lava traversal equipment for him to borrow, maybe he shouldn't. But he had already been traversed here. Silently inquiring about tools that could help traverse lava, a head tilt had been awarded to him.


"I'm sorry, Siorc, are you asking me to come to Natlan right now? I'm sorry, but I can't do that," Yínlóng said, in absolute disbelief. "And, I don't think my grandfather would have imported anything to surf over lava. I'm really sorry!" He bowed his head in apology.


Panda chimera providing him with the utmost of apologies, the soldier turned his heelless shoes towards the opposite direction. Maybe he shouldn't have bothered to ask. Sighing, the soldier highlighted the Court of Fontaine Teleport Waypoint. He couldn't believe what his brain juice was conjuring up, but perhaps, just maybe, the penguins knew a thing or two. If anyone knew about the world of extreme heat and cold, it had to be them.


Reaching Congele Boutique after a long walk, the fashion establishment had not nearly been as busy. Welcome with open arms, the hyena took a long deep breath. Should he really waste his breath to ask the question he was about to throw out there? Maybe, it wasn't too late. Inquiry thrown out there, he had soon been met with immediate scrutiny.


"Are you crazy?" Baron asked, twirling their hair. "I don't know what you were thinking, but just because we can withstand the cold, does not mean the opposite is also true. How foolish are you?"


"Don't call my future husband foolish!" Earl cried. "But, sorry, that's not possible for us!"


"Apologies, darling, that is a rather tall order for us," Malika said, shaking her head. "You're asking the wrong person for something like this. None of us can do something like that. Nor do we have the equipment to do so. But, maybe the researchers can help you. They're from there."


Useless tip given, the hyena waved a white flag upon the battlefield. There was no possible way in any capacity they would agree to help him. Why bring any of those people up? But, he supposed they were the only option available that made sense. Surely, they had technology that could help him get around the molten beds of doom.


But, upon reaching the next area, such point had been laughed to oblivion. Knees slapped and guttural giggles coming his way, the hyena covered his face. Why did he ever waste his time with these chimeras? They never took anything except their research seriously, did they? He shouldn't have bothered.


"Man, Mr. Thiefers, you sure love your stupid questions, don't you?" Folu asked, laughing up the wazoo. "You're thinking that just because we're from Natlan we're lavaproof or something, I bet!"


"We haven't been in Natlan in years, what makes you think we'd go back for good old thiefy here?" Sani asked, guffawing up a storm. "Sorry, but not interested!"


"Um, hello, Thiefy Mc. Thieferson, is there something you're forgetting?!" Oluchi asked. "We left Natlan because chimeras like us aren't welcome there. The nerve of that archon not liking cute little me!" She went off into a tangent of rage as she said such. "Aaanyway, we don't have anything that can you help you with lava, sorry! Even if we did, we wouldn't lend it to one of Robby's silly friends, te hee!"


Sighing, the chimera waved the white flag. Why did he even bother to ask these three for anything? He knew they would never assist him with anything. They just wanted to find a reason to make fun of Rabiu. Expecting the same rejection from them, the question had been asked with his finger with bated breath.


"Sorry, black fish streak bro, I don't have the energy to fly that far," Lonan said, shaking his head. "Natlan is a long ways away from here. Right, Rab?"


"Um, uh, yeah, unfortunately, it's far from here," Rabiu said, shaking his head. "But, maybe um, Rashmi and Malati might say yes? In recent weeks, she's seems to have changed a lot."


Hearing such, the soldier quickly highlighted the Faded Castle Waypoint. He did not have time to find his diving equipment. Spotting the dragon sisters where they usually were eyes had been on him. Seeing such, he couldn't help but sweat. Maybe he really shouldn't have asked.


"The Fatuus is hopeless," Rashmi said, shaking her head. "Fine, one will help you traverse the lava, if needed."


"I reckon you're participating in the Saurian battle competition?" Malati asked. "I'll come along, too." But, a loud series of shouts had come their way.


"You traitor! I can't believe you two are leaving!" Noce shouted. "I knew it! You're going to leave us all down here to die!"


"One, the pact is on a temporary pause at the moment," Rashmi responded, tone annoyed. "Two, didn't ask, don't care." Her points continued. "Three, leave temporarily if thon wishes. Do what thon wants." As she said such, she went under a tremendous transformation. "Four, Fatuus, hold on."


Rashmi soon becoming a gigantic brightly colored dragon with light green wings, and glowing emerald scales, the soldier hung on. Hearing Noce scream and shout the word traitor in a continuous manner, Malati soon deployed a windglider behind her. Going westward for a few hours, the scenery from around him changed.


But as Natlan neared, the hyena couldn't help but feel confused about something. All this time, Rashmi had a full dragon form. Was she really a chimera, or just a dragon assuming an humanoid form with panther ears? He didn't know, but he supposed at this point, it hardly mattered.


Flown over a body of water, the soldier couldn't help but wonder. Where in Natlan could Loba have been? He had never been anywhere in the nation aside from the volcanic area. Where was that, exactly? Large savannah with colorful cliffsides coming in close, he gulped. He were here once again, Natlan, the land of fire. Soon landed upon the ground, Rashmi had returned into her human form.


"One, there are Saurians everywhere here. Tame one for the competition," Rashmi said, arms crossed around her chest. "Two, once pairing oneself with one, go to the Children of the Echoes Tribe west of here." She pointed her finger towards the west as she said such. "Three, one will be in Sulfurous Veins underground area doing some research, bye."


"Holler if you need help," Malati said. "See you."


Dragon duo soon gone, the soldier gazed at his surroundings around him. Heading along the pathway, he couldn't help but feel nervous. How was he supposed to tame, then proceed to train a Saurian? Was he going to have to turn the first one he saw into his pet? That simply would not do. Turning a sentient being into a creature he assumed ownership over? He couldn't do such a thing.


Moving right along upon the beaten path, the chimera kept the questions going. How in the world was he supposed to tame a Saurian? He wasn't from around these parts, there was no way a single one would flock towards him at all. Soon hearing a crackle of thunder up above him, the hyena yelped. Gazing upward, he grit his teeth. Great, the red storm cloud had made its way here, too? What an absolutely horrible thing to see.


Space soon warping around him, the hyena closed his eyes. Opening them once more, the hyena titled his head at sight before him. Finding himself in a strange forest with oddly orange hued grass, the hyena walked around the place, for a moment. The red storm cloud, was it transporting him elsewhere now? Perhaps, just maybe, outsiders were automatically expelled from Natlan upon coming here.


But, as he had gotten further in, the chimera had met the strangest of strange creatures. Spotting a tiny little pink dragon with floppy ears, the critter walked towards him. Soon cowering behind him, the soldier lowered himself to his knees. This little one, why was it hiding beside his back? Is it nervous about something?


Creature gazing into his mismatched eyes, the chimera wondered. Should he take this creature with him? It was a Saurian, wasn't it? Had there been any others in this place? Turning his head towards the right and left, none had been found. Standing upward, it soon leaped upon his shoulder. Creature clinging tight, he shrugged. He guessed he was now. Shaking it off would be a horrible thing to do, for sure.


Finding a strange exit off in the corner, the chimera had come to notice something particular. This Saurian, it had orangish pink chrysanthemums on its ears. Did it pick them somewhere? Perhaps, just maybe, this was meant to be, or perhaps, such convenience had been placed to push a story along. Heading west for quite some time, he swore he could hear the dragon critter call his shoulder warm.


Creature continuing to snuggle its head upon him, the chimera's cheeks grew warm. Wait, had he just heard what he thought he heard? No, he couldn't have, right? He was imagining it, surely. Finding a small gap in the mountains in the corner, he soon found the Children of Echoes tribe, or so the hyena believed.


Finding himself in a small tribal grounds with a tiny dance booth in the corner and many people who dressed rather similarly to one another, the chimera scouted the area. So, this was the place he had to go to register for the tournament, right? He couldn't help but think that was not where he was supposed to go right now. But, he knew he shouldn't second guess Rashmi's words.


Walking around the tribe, he had soon run into a very short young girl with long, dirty blond hair that faded into brown. there had been one singular braid in the back of her hair, and a couple in the front. Hat in the center, she had brown canine ears on the top of her head. Small belly shirt with a scarf, her teal eyes looked kind of tired. Gloves covering her hand, her light brown skin glowed against the burning sun up above.


Seeing her ears, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. Had the people of Natlan all been humanoid individuals with animal traits? If such were the case, why weren't chimeras welcome here? That couldn't have been true in modern day, could it? Right before him had been some racoon dog girl. There couldn't have been an issue with chimera kind here, he'd definitely blend right in. Eyes soon on him, he broke into a sweat. Act natural, act natural.


"Woah! Your Saurian companion is really cool!" the young girl cried. "What's their name?"


Roadblock in front of him, the hyena placed his hand on his chin. What was their name? He hadn't thought of that. That would be like turning them into a pet, wouldn't it? Owning animals against their will was not okay. But, he knew, he should probably give them a name to be called by. They were going to be competing in a competition together. He couldn't leave them unnamed. Staring at the chrysanthemums in its hair, it had soon come to him.


"Santhe," Siorc responded, voice barely audible.


"You mean, from Chrysanthemum? That's so cool!" the young girl cried. "Will you be entering the Saurian Battle Competition, too? You don't seem like you're from here, so you might not be able to enter. But, maybe our Archon will make an exception for you!" She then readied to head along. "Follow me, I'll take you to the stadium!"


Following behind her, the soldier could feel his will shave away. This was only a competition for Natlan Natives? What in the world was he doing here, then? This wasn't a place for him; he'd be taking away competition from people who were born here. He shouldn't do that.


As the escort towards the stadium continued, the hyena couldn't help but wonder. How obvious was it that he was not a Natlan Native? Did he give off the vibe of a foreigner? He supposed he did. Maybe he had that kind of feel to him, he didn't know. He supposed it didn't matter. If he couldn't participate, it was a nice short lived twenty years of existence, he supposed.


Reaching a large stadium area with multiple doors, the young girl had soon walked off a taller person. Seeing her head over to a young woman with long white hair with tremendously even longer under braids, and bathing suit, a blue Saurian had been next to her. Tan skin adorning some sort of tribal marks on her body, the hyena couldn't help but wonder what her tattoos might have meant.


Next to the girl had been a man that had been slightly taller than him. He had short spiky black hair, and black outfit to match. His green headband looked rather interesting. Next to him had been a very unusual yellow dragon that looked almost not real. What was that creature? And, why was it wearing sunglasses? Human ears present on both parties, he was starting to wonder just how many people in Natlan were humanoid like him, or on the opposite side of the spectrum.


"Hey there, -------, who's this guy entering?" the white haired girl asked.


"He doesn't look like he's from around here," the black haired guy said.


"He looks like one of those crazy little tourists who got a little to enthused when he found a Saurian!" the yellow dragon creature shouted. "Wearing our clothes ain't gonna make you one of--!" But, he soon had been flung away.


"I put Ajaw in time out," the black haired guy said. "Since this person isn't from Natlan, I doubt he'll be able to take part in the Saurian Battle Competition."


"I know, but maybe they'll make an exception for him!" the young canine girl exclaimed.


Heading towards the registration desk, everyone in front of him had soon been registered. But, someone odd stood out in the booth. Seeing a tall lady with a zippered up black outfit, and burning red hair, Aega had been next to her. How strange, who was this lady next to jackal chimera? And where was Loba?


"Siorc, what are you doing here?" Aega asked, sighing. "You should know you can't register for Natlan competitions." But, such point flipped itself into place.


"Actually, I had received something recently to make an exception to this rule for a 'person with glasses and purple hair," the black jacket lady said. "You. I'll let you enter the tournament. Be grateful."


Filling out the paperwork, the chimera pitched a tent somewhere, yawning. So, that was it? He was in the competition just like that? How strange, he couldn't believe how easy it was. Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the hyena curled up in a ball upon the tent ground. Santhe sleeping next to him, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Why was he an exception? Weird.


***


"Wait, I don't understand.
How in the world
Am I supposed
To train a Saurian? I


Can't quite understand pretty much
any of this at all whatsoever. I just do
Not understand at all what


I have to do. What


Do I have to do? I really don't know,
Obviously. I really, and


Truly am incredibly stupid.
Of all things to do I have


To train a Saurian so it's combat
Ready. Why do I have to do this? I don't get this
At all. What's the point
In all this? To be honest, I do
Not know. I don't know anything.


To be honest, I
Have to try, and I have to train.
Even so, I'm struggling a little.
My best might not be enough."


Waking up the next morning out in the wilderness, the soldier had been greeted by a rather picky and unusual visitor amongst the area. Aega waiting for him outside, he blinked. Which Tribe had Aega come from? He didn't know. Should he ask her? But, he sealed his lips shut tight.


"If you're planning on doing some training, go to the Children of Echoes and do it there," Aega said, pointing towards the eastern path. "Also, don't be stupid, and fall in lava. Loba has a lot on her plate as of late. Don't make her have to deal with your reckless behavior, alright?" She let out a sigh. "I'll be around. Be smart for once, alright?" As she said such, she was gone.


Reaching the Children of Echoes tribe, something hadn't been right as he had begun to head towards this area. Various creatures engulfed by flames, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Hold one, what was going on here? Why had there been creatures burning alive, yet not dead? He did not quite get it.


Finding a strange obstacle course back at the tribe, Santhe gave Siorc a nervous look. Giving them a nervous gaze in return, not much made sense. Alright, what in the world was this? And, how was he supposed to guide his Saurian companion to the end of the mission in front of him?


Attempting to guide Santhe through the peculiar obstacle course, a strange hole had stood in the way. Lava oozing through it, the hyena blinked as he jumped ten steps back. What was this scary little manga chamber? Was Santhe supposed to go in there? No, he couldn't order them to try it.


Challenge failing, the hyena snapped his fingers. Maybe he should start from scratch. Returning to the beginning point, the chimera tried with all his might to have a moment of reprieve from this attempt. Surely, just maybe this time, Santhe could conquer this obstacle course.


Such continued to be a strangely difficult task. Unable to move forward as the lava dwelling spot had been ignored, the soldier stared off into space. So, how was he supposed to help Santhe enter that lava hole? It's not like he could go inside himself. These courses were meant for the Saurian, not him.


Attempting to help Santhe over and over again to head inside the strange lava pool, nothing happened. Everything continuing to fail, the hyena scratched his head. Alright, but what was he doing wrong? He didn't understand any of this whatsoever. How could this keep slipping him by?


Attempts continuing on looping repeat for ages on end, the hyena gazed at the orange hole. And, that's when bricks hit his head with a million of themselves. Hold on, that lava dome. Perhaps, just maybe, Santhe could leap into it like it was some kind of creature that came from a world inside a painting on a wall?


Snapping his fingers, the soldier whispered hop in. Saurian companion looking puzzled, the early adult dived towards it on the ground. Creatures slowing coming to an understanding on what it should be doing, it rolled up into a tiny ball passing through the little hole, the rest of the obstacle course had soon been able to continue.


Weird spiky rocks standing in the way, the Saurian did all it could to get rid of what had been laid in front of it. Seeing such, he couldn't help but feel rather impressed. Santhe had already gotten through the obstacle course. Maybe they did stand a chance in the upcoming combat competition after all.


Santhe shivering after exiting the lava pool, the hyena gazed at them. Were they scared of fire and molten liquid, too? Maybe they were peas in a pod. Whispering very quietly that it wouldn't hurt them, he had soon been informed the next challenge had been over in Tepacac Rise. Hearing such, he scratched his ears. Where was that now?


Heading south for quite some time, the creatures engulfed by the colorful flames had soon been tailing him and his draconic pal. Seeing such, the hyena couldn't help but feel nervous. What was going on with the creatures of this nation? Surely, it wasn't normal for them to be on fire at all times, right? It definitely could not have been.


Creatures burrowing away, taking their flames with them, the hyena blinked. He did not have to do anything about it, he supposed, a relief to be had, for sure. While he knew something had not been right about any of this at all, there was nothing he could do about it right now. He had work he had to do, and training to get done.


Finding himself in a vast, mountainous region, the hyena scratched his head. Was he in Liyue, or something? He did not know why, but he never imagined Natlan to be so full of cliffs. But, he supposed, so was Sumeru. So was Seirai Island in Inazuma, and so was the Starsnatch Cliff in Mondstadt. This place had been no different than those areas.


Various baby Saurians itching for a fight that belonged to a few members of the various other tribes, the chimera was not sure if this was truly alright. Was it okay to fight these people's dragons before the competition? He didn't know why, but that felt like cheating to get points before it started.


But, the tribe warriors had soon informed him they were coaches, and to not worry about it. Hearing such, he blinked. Was that really the case, or were they pulling his leg? Tribe Saurian trainers again trying to tell him it's fine, do as needed, the soldier stared off into space as the little dragons lunged towards Santhe. He was starting to think this was going to be more of a challenge than he thought.


Dragon with the power of electricity lunging towards his Saurian pal, the hyena's knees buckled. They moved so fast, how could this be? Static clinging onto his new creature friend, he wondered. Could he aid Santhe in combat to show them the ropes? Maybe he could. That wasn't against the rules was it? If it was, forget the rules, he had mora. But, he threw such thought away. What in the world was he thinking? This wasn't some highly abridged parody story that made everything into a joke. Get it together, Siorc.


Second Saurian soon joining the battlefield with a roar, Santhe shivered. Seeing such, the soldier crossed his arms across his waist. Two against one, how was that fair? His Saurian pal was just a youngling. How could they all gang up on them like that already? Snapping his fingers, he knew he needed to show them the ropes of fighting.


Tossing down a flower friend, the chimera couldn't help but wonder. What could Santhe's powers even be? They had chrysanthemums in their ears. Could they summon little flower familiars like him? He supposed he was about to find out. Pointing at his Windwheel Aster friend and tilting his head, he could see a look of intrigue on the dragon child's face.


Chrysanthemum pal with little white wings appearing on the battlefield, the chimera could not help but feel impressed. Santhe could summon flower friends, too? Maybe this partnership was meant to be. Was this creature him if he were a dragon? Maybe. But, he shook his head. Why would there be more than one of him in existence? It's not like there was a mass multiverse of him all over the world with hundred of different possibilities, or anything! No possible way.


First Saurian taken out, the trainer had provided their praise. Hearing such, Santhe kept on going. Mimicking his every move, multiple flower buddies had been sent on the battlefield. Only summoning chrysanthemums, the soldier didn't quite understand. Was that the only flower they had access to? He supposed so. What more could they use at their disposal?


Final Saurian trainer coming around, a brand new challenger had soon added themselves to the ring. But, what awaited had been a major terror to behold for everyone to witness in full swing. Creatures of the burning flames joining the battle, the hyena could feel his heart skip six beats. Why were they here? What's going on?


Trainer telling him to have his companion focus on only his Saurian, the hyena cracked his knuckles. He supposed he had no choice but to take matters into his own hands this time. Letting Santhe do as they had to do, the hyena stared at the combusting creatures in the corner, the hyena gulped. What in the world was going on in Natlan? This couldn't have possibly been normal.


Shaking his head, the hyena threw down a flower friend. Silk flower friend dancing upon the battlefield, the hyena gazed at Santhe. Creature looking slightly confused as the big red Saurian flew upward, the hyena wondered. Could they fly? Encouragement coming its way to flap its ears like a special elephant, his dragon pal wasn't quite putting up what he was putting down.


Red dragon swooping down, the chimera felt a shock down his spine. The opposing force was it going to win already? Pal taking multiple hits, the hyena hugged his knees. This creature, it was a force to be reckoned with, for sure. But, an idea soon cruised through the soldier's mind. A head ram. That had to have been it.


Demonstrating such, the soldier could hardly believe what he just did. Cranium lightly tapping the red dragon, Santhe copied like a mirror. Opponent confused, the hyena huffed a breath. Maybe he was getting too into this himself. Returning to his battle, he could hear screams of agony engulf the area tenfold.


Sighing, the hyena unsheathed the greatsword from within his satchel. Swiping forward to and fro, the soldier could feel his energy begin to die as he defeated the group of pained creatures all in one fell swoop. Santhe winning the final practice battle soon themselves, he had been informed the final stop for the day had been Sulfurous Veins.


Heading off towards the area, a whole ton of very interesting critters caught his eye. Seeing a very tall horned creature that had been carrying a whole group of small children, or even adults, the hyena could not help but wonder. Were people and animals in Natlan interlinked to one another? It definitely seemed like such was the case.


Reaching the next area, yet another mountain range with graffiti filled walls awaited him. Seeing such, the chimera blinked. Natlan sure was an artistic region, wasn't it? What a fascinating thing to see. What other kinds of arts would he see the further he were to go? He supposed as time went on, he would get to know more.


Next challenge about ready to be upon him, the hyena stared off into space. Told Santhe and he would have to catch balls together, the hyena couldn't believe what he was hearing. Alright, he had to do what now? Was he hearing things? How would this help anyone in any sort of training? He couldn't help but feel extremely confused.


Balls coming at Santhe and he rapid fire, the hyena could feel a wave of panic flow through him. What was going on here, why were they coming so fast? Couldn't they move a little slower? Everything moving at a rapid pace, the hyena ran around in a circle. So many, so fast, how was this normal? Who was in charge of this training mission? He should have a talk with the mana--. What in the world was he saying? What was his name, Karen? He needed to cut it out. Challenges were supposed to be hard.


Taking a deep breath, the soldier prepared himself. These balls thought they were so tough, huh? Santhe and he would show them all. He needed to catch them all, crush them, turn them into a powder. A spark popped off in his brain as he thought such. He needed to crush them, destroy them, turn them into powder.


Shaking his head rapidly, the hyena snapped himself out of it. He could not lose control now. He had a challenge to help his pal out on. Studying the ball army's velocity, the chimera took the leap of faith. Ball soon caught with his tail, he face grew red. When in the world had his hyena tail popped out? How incredibly embarrassing.


Santhe catching multiple balls with its ears and teeth, the hyena kept leaping for leaps and bounds. This was nothing more than a quick exercise. No problem, no problem. He could do this. Santhe could do this, they both could conquer mission ball. But, the hyena threw such thoughts away immediately. No, that sounded weird. Don't give it that name.


Further circular game objects coming his way, the party of two kept the catching streak going for hours on end. Feeling his energy crack into a million pieces, the hyena huffed and puffed a breath. Running around and jumping was a cardiovascular activity, indeed. Where had his breath gone? He needed to hold a funeral for it. Attempting to catch it multiple times, he could hear a familiar voice scold him.


"Are you overexerting yourself?" Aega asked. "I thought I told you not to do that." There was an annoyed tone in her voice. "Breathe with me, alright? Five, four, three, two, one." She then let out a sigh. "Do you ever stop when you're at your limit? You clearly don't know what that is. Stop doing that. Don't keep going if you're too tired." She looked about ready to pull her hair out. "Don't push yourself so hard, alright? I know how stubborn you can be."


Scolding coming to an end, the hyena scratched his cheek. Wait, why was he trying so hard? This was just a game of catch. He didn't need to put so much energy into this. Putting the game to bed, the darkness around him kicked in. When had it become nighttime? Heading back to his tent for the evening, Santhe and he closed their eyes in unison. But as the sleep world readied to drag him back in one last question slipped out.


Will he he even be able to win this competition at all?


***


"I think I should just go and


Admit this, since I am having so
Many, many doubts about it


Now. I don't have what it takes to win this.
Of course, I don't, I don't
Think so, as I do have what it takes to


Get towards victory. Well, alright, it won't be me who is fighting.
Obviously, this is Santhe's fight.
Oh, well, it's not like I am
Doubting they have what it takes, or anything. I am not saying that at all.


Even so I fear the worst. I do
Not think I have what it takes to be this Saurian's companion.
Of course I don't.
Ugh, well, that's on me, isn't it?
Guess so. I can't do anything right, and I know I can't.
How can I hope to do this? I fear that I will fail Santhe. Maybe I already have. Can't say I haven't. Well, it's too early to call it quits now, isn't it? Keep trying."


Upon waking up the next morning, the hyena could hear a familiar voice from outside his tent. Unzippering it, the chimera reached for his glasses. Dragon looking like she had something rather important to say he raised himself from his sleeping quarters. Santhe climbing upon his shoulder, he swore he could once again hear them say so warm.


"I reckon you follow me to the cave underneath Sulfurous Veins," Malati said. "Follow me over yonder."


Malati moving right along the hyena took a deep breath. Archons, this was it, wasn't it? One of the caves with a bed of lava down below it. He wasn't ready for this, he wasn't ready for this at all. Could Santhe do it? Could they traverse through lava without taking a major amount of damage? Maybe they couldn't. He couldn't help but feel nervous for them in that regard.


Burning critters in misery along the way, the hyena could feel himself about to stop and question the world around him. Why had there been more creatures engulfed in colorful flames? What was going on here? He was starting to feel unsafe once more. Was he about to have another fire incident? He couldn't allow that to happen.


Forced to put them out of their misery, the hyena's heart skipped more than five beats. Why did he have to take them out like that? He did not like this one bit. But, he knew he didn't have a choice. They were obstacles, he couldn't just sit there and let them take over the pathway.


Soon reaching a deep underground cave with a large mineral nail and a small bed of lava, the hyena's chest grew as tight as a lock. What was going on here? Something about this place felt off. Had there been a high concentration of lava here? This wasn't good. He could feel the terror all creep in all at once. Was this place the area that took him out all those years ago?


But, the hyena shook his head. No, that definitely was not it. It couldn't have been. But, he supposed, anything could have been possible. The area of Natlan he had been in, it probably looked fairly different than it had previously. Architecture changed, people changed. This wasn't the Nation of Eternity, it was the Nation of War. War changes people. But, he had soon been snapped out of it as Santhe let out a terrified whine.


"A Saurian? Terrified of lava?" Rashmi said, annoyed tone of voice. "Like mother, like son." She then shook her head. "One, the chrysanthemums upon one's head will not burn. Two, they're enchanted by the sacred flame. Three, tick tock, the offer to help is fast expiring. Hurry up and ride the lava."


"I reckon they don't know that?" Malati asked. "They're a youngin."


"Whatever," Rashmi responded. She then had become her dragon form. "Fatuus, hurry up, get on. Challenge is starting now."


Strange orange ring appearing in the middle of lava bed, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. What in the world was that thing that appeared just now? He didn't know. Santhe riding in the other lane, the bewilderment only continued. So, what was this, lava surfing? How incredibly terrifying. If he falls, he's dead, he's so dead.


"One's lucky the People of the Springs lent their power to one," Rashmi said. "It's been centuries since one wavesurfed upon lava." She then roared at Malati. "Malati, what's one waiting for? Get on the other lane."


"I'm coming," Malati said, huffing. "I ain't as fast as you, I don't got no wings!"


Rashmi doing a flip turn, and Santhe doing the same, the hyena shivered out of control. What in the world was this? It was horrifying, terrifying. What kind of game was this? Couldn't people find a less dangerous game to play? This one was beyond him. Surfing on lava waves? No way, no thank you, he's good.


But, as the surfing soon continued, a pitch black portal had soon appeared on the tracks. Seeing such, the hyena clung to Dragon Rashmi tight. Was this a part of the game? But hearing Malati's confusion as they were forced into it, he had come to the conclusion such had not been the case.


Finding him inside a weird purple world full of darkness, the chimera turned his head towards the right and left. Huh, what? Where in the world had he been taken to? Was this all part of Santhe's training? Rashmi shaking her head, and Malati looking bewildered, he shook his head. No, that couldn't be it. This was a mysterious turn in the wrong direction.


"The Abyss?" Dragon Rashmi asked. "Great, perfect timing." There was a heavy hint of sarcasm in her voice. "Fatuus, hold on."


Area filled to the brim with multiple grotesque monsters, the hyena could feel Santhe cower behind him. This was the abyss, of all places? How in the world did he manage to land in such a sinister place? Her Majesty is not going to be happy with him. Wasn't this place full of dangerous corruption? He was done for.


Monsters all burning in unison of one another, the hyena tilted his head. Hold on, why were they on fire like this? What was going on here? Something definitely wasn't right, and he knew it. But, he couldn't help but wonder. How did he end up here? Didn't violent people fall into the abyss? Maybe it was just a copycat version.


"It's underneath Natlan," Malati said in a somber tone. "That ain't good."


Creatures with the intense flames coming forward, not a single creature could touch them for minutes on end. Flames getting more and more intense as the seconds raged onward, Rashmi's dragon powers did nothing. Malati adding herself to the mix, hers did nothing as well.


Everything rinsed and repeated, nothing worked. Blade doing nothing, the hyena was ready to surrender. Why was this happening? Was this flame godly, or something? It had to have been. Santhe's flower pals plucked as well, it all crumbled underneath the world's feet in a matter of moments.


Each and every offense combatted with the flames, hours had passed with nothing happening. Knowing there was only one solution remaining, the chimera closed his eyes. His hyena claws, they were all that were left. He had to try. Slashing away, Santhe soon added their tail to the mix.


Defenses soon taking the monsters away, a portal had soon appeared upwards towards the top of the strange world. Everyone running at lightning speed, the portal closed. Huffing and puffing a tired breath, he had soon been warned of something. If he were to say in such a place for too long, he'd suffer corruption. But, that's when she had one final oddity to say.


"Seems the sacred flame has been fused with multiple bodies in Natlan," Rashmi said, in a matter of fact tone. "But, don't care. Not one's problem. Malati and one are leaving. Don't fall into an abyssal hole. And, one guesses if assistance is needed further, one will lend a claw."


No more training left to do for the day, the soldier dragged his feet towards the Children of Echoes. Aega informing him she had learned of what happened in the lava cave, he had been dismissed on the mission for the day. Hearing such, he couldn't help but feel bewildered. He was done already this week? How strange. Agent sneaking from behind, he soon flinched at the sight of his mask being in the shape of a Saurian.


"Why are you so scared for, brother? I'm just trying on a new mask!" the Agent asked in code. He then lowered his voice into a whisper. "Keep your little pet in the Children of Echoes, and go back to Snezhnaya now."


Demanded to return to the permafrost north, the hyena highlighted the military barracks waypoint. Reaching the soundproof room after about twenty minutes of walking, the hyena paced around his room for a moment. The red storm cloud, had its activities increased? It had to have been more active than ever before.


Wave of tiredness overtaking him, the hyena removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Natlan uniform out away, as well, the hyena switched to his nighttime sleep wear. Glasses set aside, too, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Natlan is in danger. Complete, and utter danger. What could he do to fix it? How could he break it free from the storm cloud up above? Wave of sleep about to take him away, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Natlan is on the verge of falling apart, guaranteed.

 

[Palamon]

16: Inazuma's Youkai Switcheroo 1: Everyone's a Youkai
"Alright, Your Majesty, hold on a minute,
Let me ask you something, alright? You must
Really have it out for me, or something,
Inazuma, seriously? I honestly just don't
Get you! I don't
Have so many questions about
This. Alright, first of all,


You know Inazuma is a closed
Off nation, right?
Ugh, Your Majesty, you
Really don't get it!


Maybe you just don't understand
Any of this at all, but
Just, its closed off!
Even though I'm your little pawn to toss around, you
Should know
That by now!
You should know that by now!


Why don't you get it?
How can you keep on doing this?
You don't get it at all.


I'm going to get caught, and
Now, things in Inazuma
Are going to get worse for me! Reach their
Zenith! Their peak!
Ugh, I don't understand her. Your
Majesty, you know you
Absolutely have all this backwards.


This is going to get me in
High amounts of trouble.
In high amounts of trouble,
So much, I'll be turned to


Toast. Dust upon the wind, dead. Alright,
I'm exaggerating, I
Might be getting to
Extremely dangerous exaggeration territory here.


Yes, I need to cut that all
Out. What am I doing?
Ugh, I have to stop that!


How am I supposed to go
Over to the
Nation of Eternity without getting
Eyes on me pretty much everywhere. The
Sakoku Decree is still
There, I know that. It's not
Like I've ever seen anyone outside Inazuma in other nations.
Yes, I never have I


Can't even say I have.
Of course I haven't.
No one can come in or out.
For now, that's just
Ultimately how it is
So, I don't have much to say.
Even so, your maybe they won't notice,


Maybe they won't, but I guess
Even if they do,


There isn't a lot I can do
Once I'm there.


Not like it matters
Or anything, I guess?


Eh, I really just do
Not know what's going on happen to me, I
Don't, well, I suppose,


If I go get caught,


And in trouble for doing so, Her
Majesty would be to blame!


That's right, it'd be her fault, that's
Right. I blame her.
Your Majesty, honestly.
If you're going to send me to the
Nation of Eternity, you've
Got to be more sneaky.


This is going to be
Over so fast if I'm spotted by the


Ultimate enemy.
No matter what, you should know that by now,
Don't be rash.
Eh, what in the world am I saying? She's already being
Rash! She's sending me
Somewhere she shouldn't be! But,
That's on her, not me. I
Am at her mercy. I am
Not going to get this right, even if I
Don't get caught.


What's going to happen, I
Hardly know. I hardly
Even know. Well, I guess it
Really doesn't matter, it'll never
Ever matter, at this point, I should just go with the flow.


Yes, I have to go with the flow, I know that,
Obviously. Go with the flow.
Ultimately, in the end it'll


All go fine. It'll all go fine,
Right, of course it will,
Everything will go okay.


Completely and utterly alright,
Obviously, I know that. I
Might be exaggerating.
I'm sure Her Majesty handled it.
No way she hasn't
Gotten everything under control. I know that


From experience, at least she's
Really good at worming me
Over to place, so
Maybe I'm overthinking all this,


But, when am I not overthinking something?
Ugh, I'm always overthinking.
That's just how I am, how


It is, I'm the overthinker.


Siorc Ingne, the ultimate overthinker.
It's always like this for
Me. I need to find a way to
Peter this out, it's
Like this all the time.
Yes, always, and I


Just need to put an end to all this,
Ultimately I can't live life
So on the edge, I know
That, but in the long, I


Can't help it at
All. People are always watching, I
Never don't have eyes on me,
Never have people's ears
Off me. I know that
There's always something watching.


Always someone listening. I'm
Never safe, I'm never outside someone's view.
Yes, the world is watching
Me, always, always.
Of course they are, I'm
Ripe for the picking,
Every single day,


I'm a target of the eyes
Near me every single day,
And life can't get any more
Zealous, alright no, wrong word.
Ugh, why am I trying to
Make justifications
About what it is


I'm thinking right now? I need to
Stop, I really need to stop


All of this nonsensical thinking. I have to


Cut this out, but I guess it's not
Like it matters, I'm
Obviously speaking the truth,
So many eyes are on me, so many
Ears can hear me.
Doubt I'm ever truly alone,


Never alone, I am never
Alone. To be honest,
Things are probably getting worse now that
I had my shark brain activated.
Okay, actually, to be honest
Not much has changed


At least, for me, I do
Not believe so. Eh, it
Doesn't matter.


Why would it at this point?
Hardly does at
All anymore, if people are watching me,
That's just how it is


And I really can't say anything.
Might as well put a sign on my back reading,


I know you're watching me! Ah,


Stop, stop, stop,
Ugh, no, I can't
Point it out,
Pointing it
Out would be
Such a bad idea.
Everything will break if I
Do, so I can't do


That! I know I can't do that,
Obviously not. If I


Do, Her Majesty will
Obviously kill me!


This won't end well,
How could it?
Everything will go south if I let her know that I know,
Yes, so I cannot expose her.


Well, why would
I do that, anyway? It's
Like calling a cat a cat
Like calling a hamburger beef. Ah, I'm


Fumbling, and now
I am speaking completely utter
Nonsense. Alright, so, I
Don't know what's going


On in Inazuma, I was
Ultimately given
The vaguest order as


I usually do! I know that,


Ah, well, so I
Might as well speculate.


Alright, so? I'm going to start with, for one thing
Noting that the red storm cloud is probably


Over there, too.
Ultimately, I know it is.
Though, I'm going to be honest, I
Literally don't know how that's
At all possible, it should
Not be possible it
Doesn't make sense
Especially since Inazuma is a closed off
Region. I just don't know. This


Literally doesn't make sense to me. But,
I guess that's on me, I don't
Know, but I don't know.
Eh, let's be real here, this


Horrible storm cloud is
Especially uncaring with of where it
Leads itself to it's not
Like it matters, but
Oh, well, it is what it is


You know, honestly, it's
Obviously going to be in plain sight once I
Unleash myself upon the


Area. That's pretty much how it always is
Really, eh, I don't get it, but
Even so? I


Need to just head
Over to Inazuma and deal with
The issue here, I know that


Ultimately, of course I do.
So, I guess what
I should do is tackle the problem.
Now, what could be done here? But, I
Guess it doesn't matter.


You know, maybe it'll be youkai related. For
One thing, I know that's what'll be
Unleashed upon me.
Right, of course it'll


Be something completely
Related to youkai,
Ah, of course, of course
It's going to be related to youkai
No way that it's not going to be!


Perhaps, that's just how it'll go. Very
Likely! I know that's
Especially the case here,
And I'll just have to roll with it.
So, let's go.
Everything points to youkai. I


Can't think of
Anything else, after all!
Nope, nothing, nothing at all.


Youkai, well, maybe it'll be monsters, too.
Of course, of course,
Unless I am mistaken, it could be


Anything. I know I can't really
Confirm until I get
There. It's going to be awhile.
Uh, well, no,
Actually? I'll be there in a
Literal instant once I
Let open my proxy orb, and
Yet? I am


Ultimately, still not
Sure what to
Even look for, you know, youkai,


They can in many shapes or forms.
Hmm, alright, one thing I
Absolutely know is
That youkai can


Be in human form. Not all, but I
Really should preface
All this that
It's is the extent of what I know.
Not like it matters


Or anything, there's a
Few types of


Youkai, I think there's
Oni. There's a few others,
Uh, kitsune?
Right, kitsune, that's
Some of them


How could I forget?
Okay, well, it's
Not like that's
Everything, and I
Should know
That by now, it's not
Like I'll ever know everything, and
Yet? To be honest,


I wish I'd have researched


Beforehand. I don't know,
Everything is my fault for not
Trying to learn more.


I have to learn more,
That's my fault for


Hardly knowing
Anything whatsoever, well I guess I
Should try harder to learn more,


Because I don't feel like I know anything about Inazuma.
Eh, that's on me, I
Guess, I know it's
Ultimately on me.
Not like this is something


That matters. I just have to go
Over there, do my work and


Really buckle down and focus.
Oh, well! What does it matter?
This is just how it is. But,


Oh, well, let's just get this over with.
Ultimately, I know
That I have


One job to do, and I cannot
Falter, I know I can't.


Yes, I can't falter
Obviously, I can't falter.
Ultimately, I know that.
Right, I know that.


Everything is as it is,
And how it shall be, I know that,
Really, I have to get
Started. I have to


Be perfect and remove the storm cloud,
Yes, that's all, I have to.


No matter what, I absolutely have to.
One less region
Will be engulfed in this monster shortly."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's adult Fatui life. The cycle was an axe, banging upon a tool board endlessly, without any sort of project to finish in sight. The board was chipping, breaking, destroying itself in an endless loop forevermore. The night before him had been no different, as well.


Before him had been a field of coneflowers. They had been bright pink flowers with a black center. Seeing such flowers, the chimera could not help but wonder. Where in the dream world had he been taken to this time? He had never seen these flowers before in the mortal, waking world.


But, such had been far from the end of what had been presented before him. Spotting something quite unusual to the west, the early adult's dream heart skipped more than five beats. Glass mountain off in the unreal distance, something sharp added itself to the mix, in a matter of dream moments.


Multiple spike traps making their presence known, the young soldier held back the urge to burst into subconscious tears. Why had the dream world already been horrific? It had been too soon for such to occur. But, the chimera shook the dream head. The not reality before him hardly cared. It was ready any moment to twist, for sure.


Forced to stand upward, the hyena tried with all his might to ignore the traps laid out in front of him, but such had been an impossibility, in a matter of moments. Spikey world of doom everywhere the dream eyes could see, sweat broke down the subconscious forehead. There was no way; he was at the mercy of the metal world before him.


Moving right along, the early adult attempted with all his might to jump to the left. But, such continued to be an impossibility. Traps slipping and sliding, his soles had gained a new set of holes. Sea of red ready to streak through at any given moment, tears streamed down the dream face.


Piercing doom reigning supreme, the questions continued. How in the world did these traps get here? He had never seen them before in the mortal, waking world. But, he supposed, at this point there had been quite a lot of nonexistent happenings that occurred within the dream world. Tonight had been no different, for certain.


Staring off into dream space, the hill up ahead glared daggers at the hyena. But, as his eyes kept gazing, a voice soon called out to him. Told to head to the mountain, the soldier shook his head. Why should he listen to the wind? It was a trap, and he knew it. There was no way he was heading over there, not a chance.


Turning back, the soldier attempted with all his might to not let out a laugh. As if he would listen to a voice he did not recognize. What was he, a tragic heroine in a horror novel? Absolutely not. He wasn't about to become someone's next dream victim. No way that was happening, for any reason. But, such had been met with immediate shouts.


"You think you can get away?!" the voice cried. In the distance, the sound a sword being taken out echoed on the dream wind. "If you think you can, I'll cut that torso of yours to ribbons!"


Threats coming his way, the hyena flinched. Knowing he had no choice but to move forward, the early adult turned his currently human feet towards the opposite direction. The dream world, why is it always like this? Can't he, for once in his life, have a sweet dream? But, he supposed that was never happening, no matter what.


Forced to continue onward, the spike traps remained supreme. Everything piercing deep, blood trailed behind the soldier. Huffing and puffing, the hyena kept going. Straying off the path would equal death, guaranteed. There was no way he could disobey the voice, or he would be a goner, without a shadow of a doubt.


But, as the hyena moved along, a sea of monsters had come out of the glassworks. Flaming axes tossed his way left and right, flames ate the soldier up for breakfast. Uniform edges singed, the inquires threw themselves out in the open. Where in the world had these monsters come from?


Creatures looping left and right, the early adult rummaged through his dream pockets. Surely, there had to have been a weapon on him in the dream world. Something, anything to give him a small advantage. Pockets of nothing sifted through for dream minutes on end, something of note had soon been discovered.


Aquatic greatsword soon located, the hyena could hardly believe his eyes. Had the dream world shifted to his side, for a change? Perhaps, just maybe, nothing would end horrifically this time. The god of dreams was on his side, guaranteed. Placing himself into a fighting stance, the battle was about to begin.


Army of monsters eventually taken out of the equation after about two dream hours, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Gazing up at the dream sky, he placed his hands into a praying position. Had the dream gods been watching him tonight? Perhaps, just maybe, he had been under their protection, for once.


But, such had been wishful thinking. Rock plopped onto the top of his head, the early adult let out a shout. Where did that come from? More continuing to plop downward, the early adult let out a growl. Why was this still happening, what for? He defeated the monsters, wasn't that enough? But, a shout soon kicked into overdrive.


"You're so bad at this!" the voice cried. "And, you're supposed to be a soldier of war? Talk about pathetic!"


Sea of rocks continuing to make their rampage known, a world of red took the hyena's vision away, in a matter of moments. Voice demanding he move forward, the soldier forced himself forward. Words pathetic echoing in his subconscious eardrums, he repeated such. Right, he was pathetic. He was a weak piece of trash. A waste of space on the chessboard. Garbage meant to be thrown out.


Pushing right along, the early adult could feel himself begin to crack. What did he do wrong? He had fought the monsters and won, hadn't that been good enough? But, he supposed, that wasn't good enough. Why would it be? Nothing was ever good enough. Monsters coming back around, the next round of battles had been in full swing.


Barely winning after about two dream hours, yet another rock had been dropped down upon him. Face as red as a ripe apple, everything blurred. Why was this still happening? How could winning not be enough? He did not know. Nothing was ever enough. Screams coming his way once more, everything echoed.


"You're hopeless!" the voice cried. "Do you know how useless you are?" They clicked their tongue as they continued. "Whatever, I don't care anymore. Just hurry up and head to the glass mountain already!"


Voice demanding he hurry, the hyena had begun running. Traps twisting along the way, he could feel the tears begin to roll once more. Why was this still happening? There was no way he could hurry under these circumstances. How could he possibly avoid them? But, he supposed that was not possible. He was at the mercy of the spikes, always and forever.


Reaching the glass mountain, a small house made out of the same material laid next to it. But, much to his dismay, a familiar creature awaited him. Shadow creature sitting beside an outdoor table, waving like a maniac, the early adult grit the dream teeth. What in the world were they doing here? How did they get in here? His dream world, had it been engulfed in the red storm cloud, too. Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Break him free, this instant.


"Hi, hi, miss me?" the shadow creature greeted in a sarcastic tone, waving.


Shadow creature greeting him like he was an old friend, the early adult let out a deep throated scream. Was this monster being serious right now? As if he missed them. Shaking his head in a defiant matter, he crossed his arms across his waist. Who did they think they were?


"Aww, you didn't? What a shame!" the shadow creature shouted. "Too bad, 'cause I have a nice present for you!" They let out a loud giggle as they said such. "I hope you like fire!"


Shadow creature snapping their fingers, flames travelled upward upon the soldier's short dream body. Uniform sent ablaze, a scream did not penetrate into reality. Body pitch black in a matter of dream seconds, the early adult dropped downward upon the ground. As his dream body laid lifeless, one last thought threw itself downward as his subconscious life came to a swift end.


Evil never sleeps, does it?


***


"It's up there, I tell you, that big red storm


Cloud! But no, Rede refuses to listen to me!
And acts like I'm crazy! I'm
Not, I tell you! Why doesn't he believe me? I'm
Telling the truth, it's really up there!


But, no, Rede doesn't
Even believe me!
Listen, Rede, I'm telling the truth,
It's really up there! But, no!
Every time, he tells me, 'seems to me you're still dreaming, Tenge!' I
Very much am not! He's the one who's dreaming here!
Every single time he says that, I want


To scream! And scream, I do! 'Uh,
Hello, Rede, look above you!
It's right there!' But he
Shoots his head up, and says. 'What storm cloud, dear


I don't see anything!' Whatever I do, he does
Not believe me! And, so that's when I tell him,
'And you're a banana! Look, Rede, it's right up there! You have to believe me!' Maybe he think I'm being way too much a
Zealot, or something, whatever that means!
Ugh, but he still doesn't believe
Me! But every single day that
Absolutely, definitely visible cloud is getting stronger, and it


Has been for months now!
And here he is acting like there's nothing up there! I
Should remind him that neither of us are from here!


But, it's like he's forgotten almost
Everything! Everything, I tell you! And, so I go on a journey, and try to tell
Everyone about this storm! But
Nooo! Not a single person seems to believe me!


Everyone is acting like I've lost all my marbles, or something!
No one believes me!
Guji-sama? She said, 'oh, my, looks like someone's been reading too many light novels.'
Ugh, of course she'd say that!
Listen, Guji-sama! I haven't read any books recently! She can't be
For real right now!
Everyone else has lost their marbles, not me! I
Don't get you people!


I can't possibly be the only one who can sees it! Rede and Guji-sama are just messing with me!
Now, I venture forth and ask others!
They have to see that thing up there!
Oh, come on, you can't be serious right now! This is


Absolute madness, I tell you!


Stop messing with me! Look
Up above you,
Please, it's right up there! That red storm cloud!
Everyone is acting like I've
Really lost my marbles. Listen! Did you hear that thunder? I can't


Be the only who heard that thunder!
I point it out. 'Listen, Rede, thunder! Open your ears!' And,
Get this, he tells me, 'Tegne, this is Inazuma, it's always thundering.' Does my boyfriend ever


Stop messing with me?! This
Thunder isn't normal! Am I the
Only one who
Realizes that something's off with this
Maelstrom?! I must be the only one


Cause, no one has said anything!
Look, how many times do I gotta say it?
Oh, Archons, maybe I am dreaming!
Ugh, no, that's what everyone wants me to think!
Do not give into the brainworms! I


Am not dreaming! I am awake right
Now, fully awake right now!
Do not let what everyone else is saying influence me!


None of them are right about any
Of this! And, if I have to prove it I will! But,


Of course, it's
Not that easy! Since
Everyone is delusional! Everyone


Is delusional! I bet they
Saw it, and are pretending it doesn't exist!


Ah, that's it! I see how it is! I see how it is!
Well, it's too late, you can't
Avoid it! You can't avoid
Reality! I can't believe this!
Everyone would prefer to pretend there's no problem! But, there is


One! Uh, hello, it's right up there! I'm
Fuming with rage!


Is it not a problem just 'cause it's peaking vision hunting decree season? Is
That what this is?


Everything because of that little hunt?
Xxxxx, you, you
Can't be serious right now!
Everything makes sense now! No one cares because of the Vision Hunt Decree!
Please get real right now,
That's ridiculous as ridiculous gets!


Ridiculous, I tell you!
Everyone, including pops has gone
Down and dirty and has begun ceasing Visions! But,
Even so, something isn't right here! I


Am seeing tons of youkai!
Now I feel like I'm the one going bananas!
Don't know why, but I'm starting to think people are being replaced!


Maybe they are!
Everyone is acting super different all of a sudden!


Wait, that's it!
How could I not have seen it
All before?! That's what's going on!
The humans have been replaced by youkai doppelgangers!
Some of those people that look like the regulars, they have horns!


Wait, that explains all that's going going down
Over the course of the past few months! The great big human
Replacement project! Or
Something like that! Maybe I've been transported to one of those
Especially poorly written light novels and


I'm the protagonist of the
Story!


That's it! That's what's
Happening there! So, maybe that's why no one is
Aware of this nonsense except me!
That's it, that's it, of course it is!


I'm not crazy, I've just been


Transported to a light novel! Wait,
Hold on! Hold
It! Hold it right there!
No! This isn't working at all! I
Know I am not inside


A light novel! I don't


Get to pretend like that's the case here!
Right, as if that's what's happening here?
Everything would make
All the sense in the world if
That was the case,


But, it's not!
I haven't been transported to another world! I don't
Get to act like that's


Reality! But, maybe what's happening has another answer!
Er, so what else could it be?
Perhaps, I'm trapped in a
Little bubble where only I can see what's happening up
Above! That could be it! I'm so
Clever! Wait, no that isn't it,
Either! That is far from it!
My wild imagination kicks in again!
Every single time, it kicks in and I'm
Not able
To see things clearly!


Here is the real
Answer to all this
So I can stop using my imagination! Everyone is choosing to not


See it! That makes perfect sense!
That makes all the sense in the world!
Ah, I see, I see perfectly how it is!
Right, no one wants
To see it, so they pretend they can't!
Everyone is ignoring the problem! So,
Don't blame me if something bad


Happens! Don't say I didn't warn you
All! This has been a
Problem for awhile now! I don't know how long,
Probably since like, forever!
Eh! What do I know, right? Everyone's treating me like I'm a
Nutcase! But, I am telling the truth, and
I'm not a nutcase! I'm
Not a nutcase! Gah! the more I
Go and say that, the more crazy I look!


But, I'll make everyone open their eyes!
Ugh, I swear, everyone is playing games with me, so they can say, 'See,
Tegne, you're crazy! There's nothing up there!'


Well, if people would actually take a look, they'd know!
How can they not see it?
Are you kidding me right now?
This is making me feel so


Dumb and alone!
Oh, to be from another distant land!


I see how it is! I


Know what I'm getting myself into and I do
Not like it one bit!
Oh, well, that's
What happens when things get out of hand! Everyone denies


It's happening! I have been saying for


Ages now, hey, something's wrong with the sky!
Maybe we should, do something about it?! And


Just like that, I'm back to being the citizen of crazy town!
Urgh, it's like I'm in
Some sort of time loop that never ends! Oh,
That's it! I'm trapped in


A timeloop, and I'm the only one aware of it!
Now I see, I get it!


One day is looping over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!
Urgh, so why am I the only one
That's aware? I'm not asking to be the chosen one here!
Look, listen, why
Are people turning a blind eye?
Nothing about this is good!
Do I have to wake
Everyone up to the dark
Reality in order for them to become aware?


For the love of everything, that's a lot of work! I'd much
Rather have a team
Of people who are aware we're in a loop rather than just
Me! But, no! Well, I


Might as well just tuck my tail in and give up!
Or, I know, I know one person I can start with right
Now! Rede, of course!
Do I think I can awaken him from his unawareness?
Something tells me a good knock on
The head might!
Alright, here goes, bonk!
Don't tell me it's not going
To work! Or maybe, maybe there's no time loop. Gah!


So much for that theory! That
Theory is a bust!
Ugh, so, what's
Causing that thing up there? I
Know it's not normal! I've been to Seirai Island and their storm cloud is purple! This one is red! When


Has a storm here
Ever had a
Red cloud? Never, I tell you! Not
Even once! So, the fact people are turning a blind eye is the one thing I


Can't stand! You should
All at least pretend to care!
Ugh, but noooo! Everyone is too
Scared their visions are about to be taken away!
Everyone should just have a fake prepared and hide their real


One, it's not that hard! Aww,
Fooey, I came up with a solution, but I


May as well be talking to a wall at this point!
You know, why


Do I even bother? I
Am not from Inazuma, and I
Don't get to say how things
Should work around here!


Well, I do think this is
One thing that is
Rather unavoidable. The Vision hunt decree, I don't
Know why, but the


Archon seems to think Visions interfere with eternity!
Not going to claim like I understand, I
Don't, because, uh, hello, I'm not from there!


To be frank, I know why that red storm cloud is
Here! It's Celestia! I bet they're angry!
Everyone knows you mustn't mess with the divine! Pops


Said that those who do should
Are never heard from again! I
Know that sounds crazy, and I'm just
One mortal, but it's true, I tell you! I don't
Know how I, a person.
Uh, maybe this is crazy talk, but I


Do know apparently, my ancestors tried to mess with them but
Eh, that's just a rumor, or something!
Can't say I believe it, or anything!
Right, what a load of garbage, am I right?
Everything's a load of baloney!
Eh, as they say, history repeats!


Come on, it's true! History
Always repeats itself!
Not like it matters now,
Though, look at me! Look at


Everyone else! I
Very much am in the know about this!
Everyone knows when something bad in history happens, it's doomed to be repeated!
No one understands that, do they?


Look me me, Tenge, the only person bothering to make any sense at all!
Eh! Well, that's how it
All goes! I am sure that this monster up above is a dead god looking for
Vengeance! That's what it is!
Everything would make more sense


If people saw things my way!
For crimes are always repeating!


It's a closed circle that


Will never end, it's
A closed circle that will
Never end! Look, I know I said
That already, but I don't
Even care! We're all
Doomed to repeat everything.


This storm cloud is a messenger
Of Celestia, telling us we're the problem! Gaah,


Looks like Rede isn't responding,
I'm going to again bonk him, bonk! Gah! I don't
Know why this isn't working! Do I gotta hypnotize him, or something?! Like that's
Even going to work?!


Ugh, I'm not a
Hypnotist! Never been!


Hypnotism is for the youkai to do!
Eh, I have to make him aware of that
Large red cloud of doom somehow!
Let's go, he's looking my way!
Okay, I'm going to tell him


Again! 'Look above you! There's a
Red storm cloud! Why don't you see it, Rede!' He
Crooks his head upward, and
Huh?! He nodded?!
Okay, maybe I have gone crazy
Now, because there's
Something wrong with me!


Maybe I'm hearing things because he's
Agreeing with me! I
Know I am probably dreaming right now!
Especially since there's no way he'd ever agree with me!


I hear him say, 'so there is.'
That's it, that's all you have to say?! I've been trying to get him to


See that storm cloud up
There for months now!
Or have I been? How should I know!
Perhaps I really am stuck in some


Malicious time loop! I have like I have done this before,
And this is like the millionth time I've done it! I don't
Know! I don't know because
Everything has gone crazy! So


I don't know if I have done
This before, and if I've succeeded,


So, it's not like it matters for anything!
This is all madness. Madness, I tell you!
Okay, this all might be looping. but
Perhaps the key to getting out of


This loop is to take care of that
Heathen up above!
If that's the ticket to
Stopping all this, then so be


It, I'll be the one to do it!
Since no one else is!


And that's when I tell Rede, 'we have to stop the storm, Rede!'


Now, he's laughing!
Eh?! Did I say something funny just now?! I
Very much did not!
Everyone is going bonkers! I
Really don't understand my partner sometimes!


Everything is making little sense, I do
Not get why he's laughing at me like this!
Do I look like I'm joking, like, uh, hello?
I'm not joking! 'I'm
Not joking, Rede, we have to
Get rid of the storm!' And


Now he questions me, of course he does. 'Oh, dear, and how are we supposed to do that, Tenge?'
I hadn't thought that far!
Gaah! 'I don't know, Rede, we'll
Have to figure something out! I bet it's
Those totems around Kannazuka and Yashiori Island that are the cause!
Maybe if we go and put them
All in the
Right position this nonsense will
End!' Rede doesn't seem to


Agree with my point! I don't get it! He proceeds to say,
'Nah, I don't think that has anything to
Do with this.'


I can't believe him! How can he not consider that


As the problem here?! Should I
Mention that legend of Orobashi?! I


Should, shouldn't I? Like, hello,
This man is a poet, and he doesn't even know that!
Ugh! Even I know about the legend of Orobashi! I
Can't believe he doesn't
Know! Is he messing with me right now?


Look, Rede! If this
Is you're way of messing with me I am
Very much, not
In the mood for this right
Now! I don't
Get him sometimes!


I don't get how he thinks!
Now, that's when


I say, 'can't you just follow along with me for a second?!
This is what'll get rid of that storm cloud, I'm tell you, Rede!' I


Feel like I'm about to foam
Over the mouth with how
Rotten his brain must be right about now!
Eh, bet if I kiss him, he'll see things my way! But I
Very much do not want to resort to that tactic!
Eh, you know what? This entire thing is a lost cause!
Right, I should just forget about all this! It's not my problem anyway! Not at all!"


The sound of morning alarm bells screeched like a monster losing a battle in an arena of chaos. As the sirens made their rampage known for minutes on end, hundreds of Fatui soldiers groaned in protest. The alarm bells were right on time, as usual. But despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Never hearing any sort of alarm bells, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. Dreams are not real, he can't let them bother him. Throwing every thought away besides work, the hyena had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the hyena could not help but wonder as he gazed at the barricaded window in the corner. The storm, had it left Snezhnaya? It had gone quiet, as of late. Everything had gone completely normal as if nothing had ever happened.


But, the hyena shook his head. Of course it hadn't left. It was still there, for sure. Perhaps, just maybe, it had gone dormant, for the time being. He hadn't dealt with anything related to its shenanigans in about a week and a half or so now. Had it finally given up? That had to have been it, surely.


The chimera threw such thoughts off a bridge. Something did not feel right. The storm, a thing or two had changed about it, but he did not know what. Perhaps, when he were to get the chance, he should investigate the issue. But, he knew that wasn't going to happen. When would he ever have time for such a thing? That would not happen, guaranteed.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder, the hyena flinched. Alright, Her Majesty, he gets it, he's taking way too long to get ready. Why did he take his eyes off of what he was doing? Her Majesty could be watching him from her throne room. The walls had ears. Turning back around, the storm was out of sigh, out of mind.


Heaving a sigh, the soldier removed the cover off his hairpin and earring box. Clicking the weaponized jewelry and accessory into place, the hyena adorned matching Windwheel Asters in his hair and ears. Gazing at the rest of his prized possession, the hyena could not help but wonder. Was this truly what he wanted? Turning his precious accessories into weapons? Ration brain on at the moment, regret flowed through the chimera.


Staring at the sharp edges for a little longer, wishful thinking had tossed itself out into the open. If only he could go back in time and erase what he did. But, the hyena knew that wasn't possible. Time travel wasn't possible. Of course it wasn't, why would it be? He knew that it was not possible, in any sort of capacity. It had been too late now. The damage had been done.


Attempting to focus, the Dendro Vision had been hooked onto his uniform pants. Staring at it, the hyena could feel the questions begin to boil within him. How did visions work exactly? What powered them? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. How was he supposed to know? Did it really matter how they worked? Such had been beyond his comprehension.


Gazing at the Geo Delusion, the questions kept throwing themselves out into the open. How did delusions work? They were different from visions. Who, or what created them, and for what purpose? But, the chimera threw such thoughts out once more. Did it truly matter how they came to be? It was no business of his whatsoever.


Cracking his knuckles, the hyena attempted to throw such thoughts away. No more distractions. He could not allow himself to let his thoughts wander anymore. What was he doing, overthinking like this? Visions were beyond mortal comprehension. It needed to be left at that, for sure. Or, Her Majesty would let her wrath be known any second now.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the inquiry had soon come back to haunt him. The storm cloud, had it finally given up on Snezhnaya, no, Teyvat? Nothing related to it had happened while he had dealt with issues in Mondstadt. But, he supposed he had been used to the chaos by now that it was second nature to not give it a second thought.


Hearing an echoing yawn towards the window, the hyena dashed towards the paned glass. But, what he had witnessed had been something he least expected. Shadow creature removing itself from its abode, the chimera balled his hand into a fist. What was this creature planning now? Had it given up on inaction? How annoying. If only it would vanish forever.


"This land of snow is so boring! Causing chaos here isn't any fun!" the shadow creature shouted. "I'm going somewhere else!"


Storm cloud zippered up, the hyena tilted his head. What in the world had just happened? This creature made no sense whatsoever. Shrugging his shoulders, the chimera turned himself away from the window. Whatever that thing was going through was not his problem. He didn't have time for their drama whatsoever.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots stomp onward with a fervor, the soldier turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be heading to Inazuma to deal with a few issues reported in the area." As he said such, a bag shook from behind him. "Change into your temporary uniform as soon as possible. Do not dawdle."


The hyena jumped six steps back upon hearing he would be heading to Inazuma today. What in the world was this vague nonsense? Deal with problems around the Nation of Eternity? What problems? Did the Agent think he was psychic, or something? He doesn't get it. This is absolutely ridiculous.


But, the soldier froze as the word Inazuma echoed in his eardrums once more. Wait, hold on just a moment. The Nation of Eternity, hadn't it still been a closed nation? Why was he being sent there? This wouldn't end well, for sure. He was going to get caught by the winged general, guaranteed.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Whatever is bothering you, get over it this instant!"


Agent calling out to him again, the hyena flinched. Right, get over it. He needed to stop thinking about it. Who cares if Inazuma is a closed off nation? There was nothing he could do. Orders were orders. Turning towards the Agent, Inazuman style clothes had soon been handed off to him.


Purple outfit slapped into his hands, the early adult let out a disgusted noise. There it was again, the accursed color. He was getting quite tired of seeing it. Subordinate stepping outside, for a moment the disgusting violet uniform had been upon him. Closing his damaged eyes, for a moment the early adult held back the urge to sigh.


"I am ready, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Closed nation or not, he knew he had no choice in the matter.


"Good, we're going, soldier," the Agent responded. "But, first, we are going to Liyue. Please, wear these two masks. The plague is getting worse." Masks upon his subordinate's face, the masked agent locked the chimera's hand into a firm grasp. Gripping prison as relentless as it always had been, the soldier closed his eyes as the escort to Liyue soon began.


What could possibly be happening in Inazuma? Something isn't right.


***


"I can't believe this! Everyone still thinks I'm crazy!


Anyone who is Rede has been saying, 'there's nothing up there!' What do you
Mean there's nothing up there? Do I


Need to smack everyone
On the head?!
These people are driving me


Crazy! How can no one see it? Like, hello, it's
Right there! It's right there!
And yet, no one is listening to me!
'Zuma's going to go down if something isn't done,
You know! I can't sit by and watch as


That happens! Look, I know I am not from
Here, but I'm stuck here, so I have to go
And at least try to do something about
This! I don't want to watch it get consumed by that


Storm cloud! So, that's when I
Tell Rede, 'We have to do something, Rede!' But, no,
Of course he's not on board with that!
Rede says, 'I don't think breaking those barriers
Might break the storm, Tegne.'


Come on, Rede! You have to
Level with me! This might be
Orobashi's anger! That's what's going on right now!
Ugh, why doesn't he understand? He still
Doesn't get it!


I think this is because of Orobashi!
So, here I am, explaining that to him, 'This is because of Orobashi's anger, Rede! Why don't get it?' It's


Like he can't even hear me!
Aaaah, why do I even bother? I should just leave
Rede behind! He doesn't
Get it! Gah!
Everyone is treating me like I'm crazy!


A nutcase! 'There's
Nothing up there!' 'What are you talking about? There's no youkai where they
Don't belong! You're seeing things!'


I'm not seeing things! And, I'm
Not making things up! And then there was this comment with one of the trade


Commissions! 'You're drunk aren't you, Mondstadter?' Uh,
Hello?! Do I like wasted right now? When would I have time to drink
Any booze?! There's a crisis
Right in front of is, and yet no one cares! I don't
Get it! If Inazuma is in trouble, no one outside can help!
Everything is closed off due to the Sakoku decree! Why doesn't anyone get that?


I don't understand! This is


Absolutely maddening! Absolutely
Maddening, I say! How can I convince people something is


Not right? I don't know, I have nothing!
Orobashi, I know you're angry, wherever
That soul of yours is trapped!


Not like I would know!
Ugh! We have
To do something! No, I have to do
Something! The youkai are coming! Or, maybe


They've already come!
Oh, what do I know? I don't know anything! I'm just an outlanders from
The Nation of Freedom stuck here because of
A decree to keep us here! I don't know why pops was sent here all those years ago, but
Look at me now! A sheep, no ram,
Locked here forever, since I doubt the decree will ever be lifted! And,
Yet, I'm the only one


Not ignoring the stormy problem!
Oh, well, that doesn't matter!
That doesn't even matter!


Now, I'm going to try and do something! With or without Rede!
Uh, so off I go
To go try and fix the
Statutes on Yashiori and Kannazuka! Don't try to stop me!"


Upon reaching Liyue Harbor through the Teleport Waypoint, the soldier broke into a chill. Was it just him, or had there been a horrible stench in the air? But, the hyena shook his head. Maybe it was just the cloth around his face. That had to have been it, surely. Agent giving him the blueprint for the claymore needed to be created, he soon exited the area.


Knowing he had no choice but to continue onward, the hyena braced himself. All he had to do was have a weapon made, and then he was off to deal with mysterious Inazuma problem number one. Stretching his knees, for a moment, he steeled himself for the city of emptiness to engulf him.


As the early adult headed upon the northern path, something of particular note caught his attention, in an instant. Qilins trotting around everywhere, the hyena tilted his head. Was it just him, or had the population of Liyue been reduced to nothing? This plague, what was it, exactly? What was happening to the citizens?


More horned beasts trotting around, the chimera could not help but wonder. Just how many people had been turned into qilins? Not seeing a single human, or chimera for that matter, in sight, the worst of the worst had been assumed. Was everyone gone now? How could he possibly end this before it was too late?


Turning his attention back to the pathway in front of him, the hyena tried to tune his thoughts out. He was not assigned to deal with the issues in Liyue at the moment. Nothing could be done. He knew he would need to turn a blind eye whether he liked it or not. The choice was not his.


But, tuning everything out had not happened at all whatsoever. Hearing coughs off in the distance, the soldier turned his heelless shoes off towards the opposite direction. He did not know why, but he felt like he should pivot, for a moment. Perhaps, just maybe, he should check out the other areas, for a moment.


As the soldier headed towards the west, not a single merchant had been in the area. Multiple closed signed everywhere, the soldier could see illuminated beasts staring around everywhere staring at what used to be. Gazing at the creatures, something had not been right about a single one of them. But, he didn't know what.


Shrugging, the early adult headed off towards the wharf. Surely, there had to have been some people left. He needed to see for himself, once and for all. Everyone couldn't have possibly been gone. There was no way. One person, surely, there had to have been at least one.


Reaching the wharf, the coughs and hacks had only gotten worse. Spotting very few humans left glowing up a storm, the hyena jumped back. What was going on here? Were these people about to transform into monsters? He needed to get out of here before it was too late.


Knowing he had to focus on having his weapon made, the hyena turned back towards the opposite direction. What in the world was he doing, getting distracted like this? The Agent would kill him if he saw him dawdle like this. Dashing back towards the blacksmith, a quite unexpected face awaited him.


Black haired Adventurer Guild's receptionist behind the counter banging away, a heavy wave of confusion flowed through the hyena. What was this person doing here? He did not understand one bit. Would she be able to smith anything? But, the soldier shook his head. Of course she could. Why would she be here if she could not? Robotic eyes on him, he handed the paper off to her, but a head shake had come his way, in minutes.


"I am sorry, but I do not have the required materials to make this," the temporary blacksmith said, shaking her head. "I have heard there are some of these materials by the ocean in Yaoguang Shoal. Perhaps, if you go there, I may be able to assist you."


Adventurer's Guild receptionist saying she could not make the weapon, the hyena allowed a sigh to escape the esophagus. Robots sure were useless. Had her ones and zeroes been broken? That had to have been it, surely. Heading off towards the city's exit, not a single human soul remained in the area.


Pushing through the pavilion, the early adult could not help but wonder. Could chimeras be affected by this plague as well? He hadn't seen any in the premises. Surely, chimeras had been immune to transformation based illness breakouts. But, the hyena tuned such thoughts out. No more distractions.


But, as he prepared to head for the next area, an unusual face had soon appeared in the area. Blue haired sleepy qilin secretary coming towards him running, the soldier backed two steps away. Where in all of Teyvat had she come from? He could not help but feel rather confused.


"Excuse me, but I don't think you should go that way!" the qilin secretary exclaimed. "The plague is much stronger out in the wild than it is here! You might become a a qilin, too!"


Pointing to his mask, the chimera shook his head. He wasn't from Liyue, why would he be affect by this plague? Surely, he would be fine. Only remaining person brushed off, the hyena had begun to head north, for the time being. He had no choice but to keep moving forward.


As the soldier kept heading north, multiple illuminated beasts from a past long gone engulfed the area. Seeing such, he could not help but wonder. Just how long had this been going on for? Weeks, months? He recalled while he had been in Chenyu Vale for a brief moment that these creatures had been everywhere. Had it started there? Perhaps, just maybe, that was the root of the issue.


Moving right along, something had tossed itself into the forefront of his mind. Why hadn't a doctor been doing anything about this? But, he supposed that man with the snake around his neck had been done in, as well. Plagues were contagious; he knew that. Had there been no one to fix the issue? He supposed such had been the case.


Beaches of Liyue nearing with every single step, the soldier broke out into a shiver. What was this heavy malice in the air. Gazing upwards towards the red storm cloud, the zipper had made itself prominent. Seeing such, the soldier shrugged. Had the shadow creature been bored of Liyue, as well? What a confusing monster they were.


Yaoguang Shoal upon him, the hyena held back the urge to gag. What in the world was that rancid stench? Why had it gotten stronger since reaching here? But, the chimera attempted to tune it out. There was no time to worry about this nonsense. He had to get mining now before it was too late.


Minerals beside the ocean, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. How strange, had those ever been there before? Sifting through his satchel, a pickaxe sat at the bottom of the barrel. Pitch black minerals glaring daggers at him, the soldier gulped. This mineral, would it curse him? He couldn't help but feel a dark energy radiate from it.


Shaking his head, the soldier had begun mining away. He was overthinking, this surely. There was absolutely nothing wrong here. He was overthinking it, surely. Why would something like that be the case? It couldn't have possibly been, for sure. But, as he continued mining, he saw a group of three faces he hadn't expected to see in any capacity.


Otter duo and the panda chimera fighting a group of peculiar monsters he had never seen before, the soldier turned his head for a moment. Gigantic opaque monsters appearing out of nowhere, the soldier could not believe his eyes. What was going on here? But, his thoughts had soon been cut off by the sound of uncalled for rudeness in the background.


"No! Yer not doin' this right!" Linggui shouted. "Did no one teach ya how t' fight?"


"Sorry, I just don't know where to strike," Yínlóng responded in an apologetic tone, words slow. "But, I'm trying by best, really!"


"Well, yer clearly not tryin' hard enough!" Linggui said. "The enemies aren't budging!"


"I am! It's just, I think they're immune to Anemo," Yínlóng replied, shaking their head. "There's nothing I can do about that."


One of the two otter chimeras getting all heated, the soldier went back to work. Whatever was happening in the background was no business of his. Why was he even listening? It was rude to listen in on other people's conversations. He had to pretend like no one was here, for sure. But, eyes were unfortunately on him, in a matter of moments. Panda chimera covering their face, words had come his way.


"Siorc, I'm sorry, but please, don't look at me," Yínlóng said, words slow and lulled.


"Oh, don't want your boyfriend to see you fail?" Fèng said, laughing. "Quick, better sign the divorce papers!"


"He's not my boyfriend!" Yínlóng cried, tripping on their words as they said such. "And, what divorce papers? I can't sign those! I'm not even married!"


"Don't ya know, Yínlóng, once he sees how bad ya are at battlin' he ain't gonna marry you!" Linggui exclaimed. "Poor Yínlóng, no husband for you!"


Teases continuing for minutes on end, the hyena rolled his eyes to the stormy sky. What was with these two? Why did they keep insist on acting like the panda chimera and he were a couple? Didn't they see that he did not find this joke funny? How annoying. This joke was horrible. Four sets of eyes soon on him as he finished cutting the last piece of pitch black minerals, the soldier prepared a line of defense. If they were about to whip out lines about his nonexistent relationship status once more, they were going to get what's coming to them served on a hot platter, served burned.


"Yínlóng's boyfriend, you'd better run away from this place!" Fèng cried. "Before you become a monster like everyone else!" As he said such he pointed at the broken mineral deposits. "And, those minerals, I'd be careful, if I were you. They seem cursed."


"Fèng, stop it already!" Yínlóng cried. "Don't you think you've made enough jokes?"


"Who said I was joking?" Fèng said to Yínlóng, shaking his head. "Those rocks are bad news!"


Shrugging, the hyena exited the area. Why should he take Fèng's word for it? The otters were just finding yet another way to tease him, for sure. And, he wasn't about to listen to any more of it. Turning back towards the path of which he came, the chimera had begun running. There was no time, he had to head back to the blacksmith right away.


Returning to the blacksmith, a rather peculiar glowing greatsword with a dark blue finishing had been handed off to him. But, something else had been given to him, as well. Note from the Agent passed his way, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Why had this been left here, of all places? Paper telling him to head off to Byakko Plain, the soldier removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket.


Byakko Plains Teleport Waypoint highlighted, the hyena closed his eyes. Fast travel was a blinding ordeal, like always. But, upon reaching the area, something had not been right. Intense atmosphere ready to take him away at any given moment, at any given moment, the hyena tilted his head upwards towards the sky.


Storm cloud crackling up above with an intense roar, the early adult broke into an intense sweat. Was it just him, or had everything been stronger here? And, what in the world was that burning scent? But, the chimera shook his head. No, it was his imagination, surely. This was the Electro Nation of Eternity. Those noises were nothing to concern himself over, for sure.


Heading north for the time being, something of especial note took the chimera by a thunderstorm. Spotting the most unusual youkai that looked as though they had been objects, the soldier studied them, for a moment. Creatures looking like urns, nothing made any sense whatsoever.


As he pressed on further, the creatures followed him every step of the way. Attempting to ignore them, the hyena did not award them the attention they yearned. Why were these creatures following him? Shrugging, he moved right along. He needed to find the issue Inazuma was facing. These youkai were not it, for sure.


But, as he kept moving along, something had been off, for sure. Creatures gaining arms and legs, the soldier swore he could hear a sea of screams come his way. Word coward thrown around like it was hot, the hyena had begun running. These beasts, was this something he should concern himself over?


Continuing to run along, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. The issue at hand, what could it have possibly been? Almost nothing had been out of the ordinary. Maybe the Agent was mistaken. Youkai were a normal occurrence in Inazuma, weren't they? There was no way this was the issue. Although, as his thoughts muddied, a sea of arrows had come his way.


"Quit running from us, coward!" the youkai shouted. "Did ya hear us, you coward? We challenge ya to a fight!"


Projectiles coming his way left, right, front, above, and center, the soldier jumped to the left. What was going on here? Where had all these hostilities come from? A battle now in a place like this? Space warping around him, he closed his eyes. Opening them once more, a setting of unusual proportions soon awaited him.


Finding himself in a peculiar spherical shaped arena with the most unusual looking net objects, the soldier tilted his head. Where in the world had he been taken to? Slimes everywhere on the battlefield, the hyena could hardly grasp what had been in front of him. Where in the world was this? There was no way he was even in Teyvat anymore.


"Score the goals!" the urn youkai exclaimed. "We're waiting now!"


Youkai seating themselves in the audience, the hyena scratched his head. He had to do what now? He did not quite understand. Score goals with what? Not a single thing was adding up here. Gelatinous creatures bouncing away, confusion looped on repeat.


Staring off into space, the bewilderment continued. What was he supposed to toss into those net boxes in the corner? Youkai booing up a storm in the corner, the soldier flinched. Turned towards them, he almost did a triple take. Had they been getting more human by the second, or was it just him?


"Archons, you're hopeless, human!" the youkai cried. "Throw the slimes into the goals, or we'll throw rocks at you!"


Threats coming his way, the hyena held back a scream. Throw the slimes into the goal? How was he supposed to do that, exactly? Raising his leg upward, the chimera prepared himself. Soles beneath the blob's back, he was ready to end this game before it could even get itself going.


Creature slammed into the goal at full speed, the soldier could hear the youkai hoop and holler in the background. Hearing such, the chimera shook his head. What was so enjoyable about this? Kicks of doom continuing, the cacophony kept on growing strong. Enemies becoming puddles one after another, the chimera could hear the monsters demand he keep going.


Slime dropping down upon the ground in an endless rain, the hyena grit his teeth. What in the world was going on here? Turning towards the pot creatures, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. Creatures almost completely human, with the exception of a snout, the questions kept rolling themselves around. Was this real right now? This had to have been a dream.


Youkai demanding he turn around, the hyena let out a yelp. Right, what was he doing? He had a game to finish. Creatures thrown into the goal, the world around him soon crumbled as satisfaction had come his way. Creatures soon vanishing, the soldier shrugged. Was the key to vanquishing these creatures playing games? How unusual.


Reaching Chinju Forest, something had been quite off about the area, for sure. Strange statues moving, the hyena jumped back. Was every single object in Inazuma possessed, or something? The red storm cloud, just what shenanigans had it been up to here?


Statues turning towards him, immediate hostilities had come his way. Seeing such, the chimera had made a run for it. Why was everything possessed? What was real at this point? What wasn't? He did not know anymore. Ninja girl, whatever that was, in a hoodie fighting them with all her might, complaints had released themselves into the open.


"Why do I have to fight these statues?" the ninja asked. "Battling won't make me any taller!"


Throwing down a flower friend, the hyena had begun running. Stone creatures dropping one after another, the chimera headed off towards the mountains. The shrines, that was his only hope. The guji-sama, she would know what to do, for sure. Ascending upwards for quite some time, the shrine soon awaited him.


But, what awaited him as he headed through the red gates had been yet another annoyance waiting to happen. Blue portal intertwined into the tree, the soldier was ready to pull his hair out. Another domain? Just how many more of those would await him at this point? Stepping towards it, he could hear a tsk come his way.


"I wouldn't go in there, if I were you, little one," the guji warned.


Pressing onward, the hyena shook his head. Did he really have a choice in the matter? He did not, for sure. Guji calling back to him to tell him it was dangerous in there, he did not turn back. Whatever dangers might have awaited him, he had to face them. Warnings continuing to come his way, he had soon heard one last word of caution.


"Well, if you plan on throwing your life away, I won't stop you," the guji said.


Throwing himself in, the soldier stared off into space. Before him had been yet another peculiar green field he had never seen before. But, what awaited him inside had been another set of faces he did not wish to see. Ram and goat chimeras attempting to fight peculiar looking teapot youkai, the hyena rose an eyebrow. What in the world was this nonsense?


Teapots letting out some steam, the hyena jumped six steps back. Just what in the world was all this nonsense? Battle soon halting, for a moment, he could hear the brown liquid fixtures guffaw in unison. Ram chimera pointing with his jaw dropped open, the soldier rolled his eyes towards the sky. Here it comes, an explosion.


"The teapots are laughing at me!" Tegne cried at the top of his lungs, pointing. "Listen to them, Rede, going all he he haha!"


"They're laughing at us, dear," Rede corrected.


"Rede, their little teapot trunks are pointing at me, not you!" Tegne shouted, pointing. But, as he said such they ran off. "And, they're off to races. Rede, we have to catch them, quick!" Dashing forward at lightning speed, the shouts continued.


"Dear me, and here I thought you told me you weren't much of a runner!" Rede cried, dashing towards Tegne.


"When did I ever say that?!" Tegne exclaimed huffing.


"Hundreds of times, dear," Rede responded, running faster. "Whenever we go out to do some inspiration research, you go, 'Rede, slow down, I can't run that fast, you know!' And I slow down, just for you!"


Ram chimera letting out a dramatic gasp, the hyena rolled his eyes to the domain ceiling. Were these two a couple or a comedy duo? He was never sure whenever he had the misfortune of being near them. Reaching a large battlefield with a table in the middle, the chimera scratched his head, what was he about to get himself involved in?


Banner in the sky demanding he catch the falling teacups, the soldier jumped six steps back. He had to go and do what now? Ram and goat duo catching their own in the corner, he tried to avoid their gaze. Square bucket dropping into his hands, the chimera had begun moving right to left. Multiple cups dropping to the ground, a failure chime tolled. Hearing such, he had soon been told to try again.


Failing for minutes on end, the early adult let out a groan. Did he have to catch everything successfully? What a ridiculous tall order to be had, for sure. There was no way he'd be able to do that. Huffing and puffing, it all continued. He had to keep going, no matter what. If he had to catch them to banish the youkai, then so it shall be.


Cuts landing to the pot after about five tries further, the chimera could hear a sea of voices scream in the background. Everything becoming dust upon the wind, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Was it really that simple? The world of youkai was quite confusing. But, he had soon been taken out of his groove by the sounds of screams.


"Catch the teapots within the time limit?!" Tegne shouted at the top of his lungs. "Is this really happening right now, Rede?!"


"It's happening," Rede responded. "I should write a poem about this experience."


"Are you serious right now, Rede?!" Tegne exclaimed. "No one is going to read that!" But as he said such, the teacups struck back. "Never mind, Rede! We have to catch these things so we can get outta here!"


Party of two taking ages to finish their end of the mission, the soldier slapped his palm across his face. These two were such a drag. Duo soon finishing, eyes and fingers had soon been on him. Seeing such, the early adult let out yet another groan for the ages. He had been spotted, it was all over now.


"Look, Rede, the kid came in here, too!" Tegne shouted. "He's so quiet, I didn't even notice him!"


"You're right, Tegne, I didn't notice him, either," Rede said, stroking his goatee. "Getting some teacup catching action?" But, a shout had come his way.


"Uh, hello, Rede! That's clearly what he's doing here for!" Tegne shouted, leg raised. "Are you catching youkai, too? There's even more in Mikage Furnace! We'll go with you!"


Tegne inviting himself onto his team of zero, the hyena wanted to bite the hand that feeds. Why was this annoying man adding himself unwanted? Shaking his head, the hyena attempted to sign the words go solo. But, such had been denied into oblivion in a matter of moments. Domain crumbling, the chimera attempted with all his might to go towards the opposite direction.


Party of two asking where he was going, the hyena's eyebrows twitched up a storm. Why couldn't he avoid these two? How annoying. Reaching Mikage Furnace after about an hour of walking, something of rather peculiar note soon awaited him. Objects looking almost human, the confusion had begun to roll the dice. What was human, what was a youkai? He was starting to struggle to tell. The lines had blurred.


Moving through the area, something had been quite off with the furnace up above. Hearing something fizzle, the chimera blinked. Was something wrong? The soldier did not know, he could not longer tell. Objects of doom floating towards a wooden plank, the chimera took a leap of faith. Where were they going now?


Creatures throwing themselves into yet another portal, the soldier let out a groan. Leaping in, the accursed ram and goat duo followed behind him. Finding himself in a room with a tower, the furnace soon added itself into the mix. Youkai demanding he pull a sword at the top floor, the hyena jumped backed. Everything about this was pure and utter nonsense.


Youkai trying to demand a battle, the soldier kept on moving. Party of two down below yelling to leave all the battle to the vision bearers, the chimera blinked. Did these two not know he had a vision? Shrugging he had begun running. He did not have time to worry about such. He had to head to the top of the tower right here, right now.


Staircases getting windier and windier, the early adult huffed a breath. Just how many stairs were in this tower? Youkai down below telling him to run faster as their defeats had been finalized, the soldier kept sprinting. Right, go faster, or he would become one with the ground.


Voltage adding itself to the mix, the hyena let out a shout. What in the world was happening? The Mikage Furnace, was it going to erupt? The Fatui group who were in charge of this place, they would let him have it if they found that out, for sure. Running as fast as his currently human legs could carry him, the sword soon awaited.


Blade pulled out of its rock, the youkai within had disintegrated into piles of nothing. Door to the exit soon appearing, sweat poured down the chimera's cheek. Was it really that simple to eliminate them? How strange. Leftovers awaiting cleansing, the early adult's glowing claymore did all the talking.


Pesky ram informing him the youkai had been the worst near Serpent's Head, the soldier held back the urge to sigh. Just how far widespread had this problem been? Why hadn't anyone been dealing with it? But, he shook his head. Maybe no one wanted to. Weren't youkai quite important to Inazuma culture? Why would anyone want to harm them? That was a death sentence for Inazuman natives, for sure.


Reaching the area beside the serpent statue after about two hours of walking, the chimera swore he could hear thunder clap from up above. Hearing such, fear ate the hyena up like a plate of onigiri. The Electro Archon, had she been made aware of his current fights? He was done for.


Strange creatures with horns on top of their head coming his way, a box of beans had been tossed the chimera's way. Such object given to him, he tilted his head. What in the world was this for? He did not quite understand. Legumes thrown one after another, the thunder had only begun to get louder.


"The Shogun's angry, kid!" Tegne cried. "We have to head to a dome in the corner, follow me!" Running towards statues in the deepest corners of the area, he cracked his knuckles. But, a protest had come his way.


"Tegne, I already told you that undoing the seal on those statues won't--" Rede started to say, but he had soon been interrupted.


"It'll work, Rede, trust me!" Tegne shouted. "It has to work, I already put them in the correct position, watch this!" Sword slapping the device, a dome cracked beneath. "Now, we all have to jump!" But, another thunder clapped down. "Oh, no, kid the Shogun's getting angrier. Jump now, hurry! The lightning is coming!"


Jumping towards the bottom, another crackle of thunder kicked in at high speed. Lightning dropping down its beam, he could hear the youkai in the area laugh up a storm. Hearing such, the doom loomed in. It was too late. He was done for. Gone, finished, about to be zapped into oblivion.


As the lightning strikes got closer, the early adult attempted with all his might to jump towards the lower ground. But, such had been impossible, almost immediately. Jolt of electricity tickling him aplenty, the static took the chimera away. Heart racing, the hyena could feel his consciousness slip, in a matter of moments.


Anger the gods, and face the electrifying consequences.


***


"I truly do not understand this mission. I


Don't understand it at all.
Obviously, I know I have to deal with the issues around Inazuma, but I do


Not quite follow here. What's the issue? The youkai taking
Over objects, and appearing in
The form of a human?


Ugh, the red storm cloud, just what did it do here? I do
Not even know how this creature came upon this place. Isn't Inazuma quite the far
Distance away from the other seven regions?
Eh, I suppose, perhaps, just maybe this is where it might have formed. Ah, no, that's not
Right. Why would it have formed here? That
Shouldn't be the case here.
Though, I guess, that would make
A lot of sense. I do
Not know why, but I feel like this might be the origin.
Do I know that? I don't. But, even so, I feel like


That's the case, for some reason.
However, the origin of the red storm cloud
Is hardly the issue here.
So, I really shouldn't bother concerning myself


About this. Who knows? It could just be
The abyss and the world intersecting. I really don't know


Anymore. But, in the end, I can't
Let this bother me. I can't
Let this consume me. Now's not the time. There's work to be done."


Coming to in a place unknown to him, the early adult scratched his head. Where was he? What happened to him? He did not know why, but the last few hours of yesterday had been a complete blur to him. Did something happen? Tegne and Rede running towards him, shock painted their faces.


"He's awake!" Tegne shouted. "We thought you were a goner!" He flapped his arms around as he said such. "You were struck by lightning! By some miracle, though, you don't seem hurt at all! Are you some archon's favorite?!"


"Or, maybe he wasn't actually struck?" Rede asked.


"What are you talking about Rede?! We both saw him get hit!" Tegne cried, pointing. But, he soon snapped himself out of it. "Well, anyway, I think you should head to Seirai Island, kid. I hear the youkai activity is at its peak there! But, we can't go with you, sorry! We've got a poem to work on!"


Ram chimera giving his unneeded apology, the chimera rolled his eyes off towards the ceiling. It's not like he wanted their help anyway. Heading off towards the south, a boat soon awaited the hyena. Rolling thunder attempting to take him for a second ride, the chimera hurried himself. There was no way he could allow himself to get caught up in that, no matter what.


As the early adult pressed onwards towards the storming island from afar, the questions had begun to roll the dice for minutes on end. Had he really been struck by lightning? Not feeling tingly, he shook his head. That had to have been an exaggeration, for sure. Why would that have occurred? Tegne was being dramatic, without a shadow of a doubt. That didn't happen.


Rolling thunder attempting to take him for a third ride, the hyena hurried himself once more. He had to make it here, quick, before the youkai on the island got their last hurrah. Swirling pools of doom ready to take him away, he swerved the wooden vessel. He could not allow himself to get swept away here, no way. Reaching the destination, he cracked his knuckles for no one to hear.


But what awaited him in the stormy island in the south had been quite the surprise. Multiple youkai with cat tails gazing at him, the soldier jumped six steps back. The poor kittens at the Asase Shrine, had they been turned into youkai? The poor, unfortunate felines. He needed to save them at all costs.


"What are you lookin' at, huh?!" the cat tailed creatures exclaimed. "Huh, oh, ya looking at dis body? If you want to save the humans we swapped places with, then chase us, light up the monuments, and maybe we'll think about it!"


Youkai demanding he play a game of chase with them, the early adult's jaw dropped open. Excuse him, he had to do what now? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. What in the world was happening? He had to have been hearing things, for sure. Feline creatures demanding he hurry, the soldier let out a scream.


Creatures running faster than he could ever hope to keep up with, the chimera sped up his running speed. Enemies up ahead closing the gap, the hyena huffed and puffed up a storm. Why were they so fast? How was he supposed to catch up to them? There was no way. It was over for him, guaranteed.


Electro tree seated in front of him, the early adult collected the particles. Totems lit up as he went along, a thread had come his way to run faster, or get zapped. Hearing such, the chimera let out a scream. Was this really happening right now? Pushing himself towards his limit, he could hear the youkai laugh up ahead.


Totems lit up in a continuous manner, he could hear the youkai further out scream at him to hurry up once again. Hearing such, the hyena made a run for it. Heart ready to leap out of his chest, he tried to not fall over. Running was a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. But, he knew he could not stop now. That was absolutely out of the question.


Gap closing in at full speed, the soldier reached his hand out. He had to tag them. Surely, if he were to do so, they would give all this up. The humans, they would be swapped back in. This would soon reach its end. It had to. Shoulders tapped, the opponents snapped their fingers all at once.


"Took ya long enough to catch us!" the youkai exclaimed. "You know what, that ain't good enough! Go to the boat in Seiraimaru and challenge the youkai in there, and maybe then we'll give the humans we swapped with their bodies back!"


Enemies claiming, they'd swap the bodies if they he went to the abandoned ship in Seiraimaru, the hyena's eyebrows twitched. He had to go and do what now? One wasn't adding up to two whatsoever. But, upon reaching this area, something of immediate note took the hyena for a thunderstorm.


Youkai, human; he didn't know, standing in front of him, the chimera scratched the side of his head. Why was it starting to get harder to tell which was which? But, he shook his head. These were just youkai switcherooing with humans. Nothing to see here. Creatures, person, he didn't know, glaring daggers at him, knuckles had been cracked.


"Chase some elemental particles for us!" the youkai, or whatever they were, cried in a demanding tone. "Or else, we'll take something important from you!" They pointed as they said such.


Fingers pointing at his earrings, the hyena shook with a fervor. Purple balls dropping on the ground, the screams kept on coming. No way, not happening, no chance. How dare they waste their air saying such. Particles everywhere within the rotting shipping, the chimera was off to the races.


As the electrifying particles had been taken one after another, the chimera forced himself to move faster. Who did these creatures think they were, making things personal? They would pay for that. Threaten to take his claymore instead, or something. It's not like he needed it. Those slimy hands needed to stay away, burn, rot.


Rampage continuing onward, the hyena picked up the pace. He had to collect them all, no matter what. Countdown looming over his head, he moved faster. Speed about to reach maximum, the rampage kept going. He had to win, no matter what. About fifty particles remaining, he swerved towards the left. He would not falter.


Dashing from rotted floor to rotted floor, the particles had lessened one after another. Everything ready to burn, he swore he could hear the youkai clap as the challenge successful banner appeared on the ceiling. Glaring at the enemies, he mouthed the words switch back, but a laugh had come his way.


"Not so fast, hot stuff!" the youkai cried. "You want us to concede? Then go fight the Thundering Manifestation at the top of the mountains!"


Opponents not surrendering, the hyena could feel his blood ready to boil hot enough to burn eggs on the ground. Was this really happening right now? He had defeated them, why couldn't they just admit defeat? But, he knew that was not going to happen. Why would it? Wishful thinking, on his part.


Dashing out of the boat the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. How in the world was he supposed to head upwards towards the Thundering Manifestation's abode? Reaching for his teleport waypoint proxy orb, the chimera attempted to press the fast travel button.


Such had been an immediate impossibility to behold. Proxy orb proclaiming him in a special scene, cannot teleport, the hyena was ready to rip his hair out. What in all of Teyvat was wrong with this thing? He needed to hand it off to Her Majesty to have it repaired, or something. It was broken, for sure.


Reaching Amakumo Peak after about twenty minutes of running, the chimera stared off into space. Was it even possible to reach the electro bat creature's abode? He did not know why, but he felt as though without teleporting, such was impossible. Electro tree devices not veering high enough, the chimera snapped his fingers. Who in the world set up these devices this way?


Groaning, the hyena had begun his ascension upward for hours on end. Huffing and puffing, his hand slipped the further he pushed along. It was almost as if, in the world of Teyvat, stamina was a finite system that depleted upon climbing, sprinting, and swimming. But, the hyena refused to surrender. Stamina, schamana, who cares? A bat was waiting for him to decimate.


Acclimating to the top, the hyena huffed a breath. Battlefield awaiting him from the other side, he let out a groan. How high had he been off the ground? Gazing downward, absolutely nothing was visible. Snapping his fingers, he took the leap of faith. There was no more time, he had to head for the battlefield, this instant.


But, what awaited him on the battlefield had been an entirely new can of worms. Thundering Manifestation bright red, the soldier gazed his head upward as the crimson thunders let their presence be known. Strange device in the center of the battlefield, the chimera could feel the warning bells go off in his head. Something was not right here, in the slightest.


Creature spotting him, the hyena dashed off towards the device in the center. Message underneath informing him it needed to be charged up, the chimera blinked. Was this battle like this before? But, the hyena shook his head. How many years had it been since he had been here? He didn't know, he lost track.


Such, however, hadn't been the only anomaly to present itself. Strange looking youkai joining the battle, a swarm surrounded the host. Seeing such, nothing made any sense. What was going on here? Something was not right at here at all. Standing beside the strange device, only one-third of its power had returned.


Bat flapping upward, something unusual had soon dropped down, in a matter of moments. Plank of wood becoming one with his head, the early adult's jaw dropped straight open. What was this creature, the Tree Dictation? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. That wasn't it, for sure.


Claymore out in front of him, the defenses had begun to throw themselves into the mix at full swing. Creature getting a taste of its own offenses, the soldier stood by the odd device once more. Everything almost fully charged, he steeled himself. Any second now, and the enemy would end the process.


Device reaching one hundred percent, the chimera puffed a sigh of relief. Was it finally over? Surely, this had been enough to claim victory. But, such had soon had the opposite effect. Creature zapping up a storm, the hyena grit his teeth. He should have known that device was a trap. Why hadn't he been using his brain?


Static clinging to his uniform as the creature swooped down over and over, the early adult took a long deep breath. He had to win this, no matter what. What was he doing, letting this creature get the upper hand. He e needed to finish this right here and now. Placing himself in a fighting stance, the countdown was ticking. Battle reaching the end after about an hour, a stupid sound echoed upon the static wind.


"Whomp, whomp! Too bad, you took too long!" the youkai said in a dooming tone. As they said such, their hands had been behind the hyena's back. "We won't be returning the humans from the storm!" Mortal on the edge, they pulled the final trigger. "Buh byee!"


As the youkai let go, the hyena had been on the edge of doom. Soon becoming airborne, the hyena closed his eyes. This was it, it was over. There was no way he would be be able to reverse the switcheroo. Velocity getting sharper, the world had become black, empty, missing. Thoughts parading around as everything faded, one last question kicked in.


Why were these youkai so aggressive? What was the red storm cloud doing?


This was too much. He couldn't do this anymore.


He couldn't do this anymore.


***


"This mission is just too much.
How am I supposed to get the youkai to swap places again with the humans they replaced?
I don't know anymore, I really
Shouldn't be so surprised this outcome occurred.


I'm truly not strong enough. I'll never truly be
Strong enough, will I? I don't know,


This is my fault for thinking I'm good enough.
Of course I'm not, why would I ever be?
Of course I'm not, why would I ever be?


Maybe I shouldn't have tried to go at this alone, but I
Ultimately have no one to assist me. Tegne and Rede went to go do their book writing business, not like they ever get published, so does it matter? Ah, no I
Can't dismiss their
Hard work to get recognized by the guji. What a horrible thing


For me to think. They're working hard, and so am I? I should be grateful they lent their assistance to me in the first place.
Oh, well, that's my fault. I should have told them not to leave. But, why do that?
Relaying my desires is forbidden. If Her


Majesty head me doing so, she'd kill me. So, there's no way I can do that.
Even if I need help, I cannot allow myself to ask for any. Diligence is key. Silence is my reckoning."


Coming to the next morning, the soldier had found himself in an area he least expected. Spotting the black cat statue that looked only half complete, the hyena could not help but feel a heavy wave of bewilderment. How did he get here? Who could have possibly brought him here? But, he had soon seen the possible person who had done so.


Orange haired fireworks maker coming out of nowhere, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Spotting horns on the top of her head, a wave of suspicion flowed through him. How strange, something wasn't quite adding up here. High energy coming his way, he meter of doubt was ready to tip off the scales.


"Hey, there! I found you unconscious, but you seem okay now!" the 'fireworks maker' said.


Rather deep voice releasing from the young woman's mouth, the hyena shook his head. Black cat shrine maiden walking next to him, seals had been tossed his way. Papers in the Inazuman language, he could hardly make sense of anything. What was he supposed to do with these?


"She's a fake, hyena-san, get rid of her, nya," the black cat said. "Aim for the head."


Instructions given, the hyena prepared himself. Paper charm slapped upon the oni's forehead, the black cat had performed a strange séance, in a matter of moments. Spirit fizzling out, the fireworks maker looked to be in a daze. Not knowing where she was, or how she got here, a lie had come here way about everything.


Youkai glaring daggers at him, more seals had been tossed his way. Told to banish them all, the hyena's ears had begun to twitch. What was he, some sort of exorcist? He wasn't well versed in the art of banishment. Sighing, papers had been thrown aplenty. Army of malicious beings taken care of, he gazed at the charms one final time. What could possibly be powering these things?


Black cat priestess soon informing him she had heard Tsurumi Island needed to be cleansed as well, the hyena let a groan hit the sky. Just how many more youkai had escaped to the other islands? What was next, there was a hole in the sky, and it would be raining down poisonous chocolate? But, he threw such thought away. The shadow creature was definitely listening to his every pondering, he needed to stop such nonsense now.


Boating off towards the west, the soldier whiffed up a horrifying stench of burning once more. Was there a fire somewhere? But, then it hit him like a ton of bricks. Blanket of smoke engulfing everything, a switch clicked. What had been wrong with the atmosphere, he understood now.


Misty island nearing, the chimera could not help but wonder. That blanket of smoky fumes, had it been responsible for the youkai switcheroo? He had to eliminate it before it were to become too late. Clutching the glowing charms in his hands, the early adult slapped his chest. Breathing rasping as he set foot on Tsurumi Island, a challenger he did not wish to see called out to him.


"Hi, hi, did you miss me?" the shadow creature greeted in a sarcastic tone. "If you find the one hundred puzzle pieces I scattered around the island, I'll go quietly, and bring your precious humans back from my home! What do you say?"


Hearing such, the hyena crossed his arms across his waist. All he had to do was find pieces to a puzzle? Alright, what's the catch? There was no way this would be that easy. Smoke getting thicker, the hyena huffed and puffed. There was no way he could play this game right now. He sees now.


He gets it.


He picked a challenge that would be impossible to win under these circumstances given to him.


"What's wrong, huh, huh, are you out of breath?" the shadow creature asked, laughing. "Isn't this smoke wonderful? It's a little gift from me! You'd better find the pieces to my puzzle fast, or--" They snapped their fingers as they said such. "You can say bye bye to aaal the humans in Inazuma! I won't set them free for weeks, no, months, even! They're my little toys!" They waved their opaque hands around as they said such. " Aren't I doing everyone a favor? Freeing them from the vision hunt decree? You should be thanking me! Bye!"


Creature returning to its cloud, the early adult gazed at the zippered liquid body up above. Was the shadow creature right? They were definitely doing everyone a favor. But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. There was no way he could allow them to make the people they took away his pets.


Spotting a smoky trail up in front of him, the hyena had begun to chase the lead. Chest burning, the hyena attempted to numb himself. Time was ticking, time was ticking. He had to gather the puzzles pieces now, before it was too late. Reaching the beaches of Tsurumi, rainbow shaped cardboard toys had decorated the floor. Picking up a dozen of them minus two, he ran right along.


Pushing right along, the youkai had soon stepped in front of him. Multiple trying to snatch the pieces one after another, the paper seals had soon been airborne. Enemies vanquished with a cat's kiss, the chimera kept going. But, the further north he went, the more familiar the sea of faces became.


Spotting a young woman with short, curly emerald green hair and jade eyes, the hyena blinked of bewilderment at the face before him. Hase? What was she doing here? But, he snapped himself out of it. There was no way she was here, in any capacity. This was a monster in human clothing. He wouldn't fall for it!


"Give up on collecting the puzzle pieces," 'Hase' demanded.


Demanding voice emanating through the short body, the soldier refused. Did this youkai really expect he was going to fall for this nonsense? No way, not a chance. This was not his sister. She would always say his name, even when she was annoyed. This imposter would pay for assuming the face of his estranged kin. Charm slapped their way, the flames burned.


Dizziness soon overtaking him, the hyena tottered. The smoke, how much had he inhaled? He had to hurry, before it was too late. Twenty more pieces collected further up the beach, the chimera raced off towards the memorial site. Another twenty in the palm of his hands, a surprise attack took him for a ride.


Youkai decimated after about forty strikes, the early adult could feel himself begin to weaken. There was no way he could do this for much longer. Shadow creature crying out to hurry up, or they'll feed him to the Wolflord, the chimera headed off to the terrifying battlefield south of the area. What was this, some sort of clue? How strange of them to reveal such a thing. Reaching the battlefield after about ten minutes of running, the shadow creature had soon hopped down once more, waving like a moron.


"Enjoying my little game of youkai switcheroo?" the shadow creature asked in a sarcastic tone. "Hope you did, 'cause if you beat Mr. Wolflord here and gimme the one hundred pieces, I'll surrender forever! I'll pull out of every other region!"


Hearing such, the chimera threw himself towards the wolflord at full speed. He had to win against this thing. Win, so this shadow creature goes away forevermore. But, such had been a trick of the trade. Dusty cyclone coming his way, he could feel his energy sap up in a matter of moments. Vitality dropping into nothing, the chimera could feel himself drop upon the battlefield. Eyes closed for a brief window, the shadow creature appeared in front of him moments later.


"Oopsie, too bad, you lost!" the shadow creature cried. "Looks like I'm staying, and the humans aren't returning!" As they said such, they lifted the loser upward. "Bye bye, have a nice trip!"


Flung for kilometers, the hyena let out a scream. Possibly human rear landing upon the ground, the hyena studied his surroundings. Finding himself in Mikage Furnace, The Agent had been in the area. Seeing such, confusion looped on repeat. What is going on here? Nothing was making sense whatsoever. Mask soon on him, unexpected phrases had dropped themselves into the river.


"Good work soldier," the Agent responded. "You are dismissed for now. Return to Snezhnaya at once."


Dismissal coming his way, the hyena titled his head. Why wasn't he disappointed? Something wasn't adding up here. Military Barracks waypoint highlighted, the early adult dragged himself through the icy cold hallways at full speed. Reaching the soundproof room, the hyena walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. The shadow creature, is it manipulating reality? He could not wrap his head around this.


Letting out a yawn, the soldier removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Temporary uniform removed as well, the hyena slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Wave of sleep about ready to take him away, the soldier closed his eyes. But as the world of tormented dreams dragged him back in, one last thought hugged him from behind.


The red storm cloud is eating everything.

 

[Palamon]

17: Natlan's Nautical Saurian Adventure 2: Lava Streak

"Okay, Your Majesty, I really don't
Know why you
Are thinking about lately,
You know, I honestly just don't understand


You in the slightest at all.
Of course, I am trying to,
Utterly, that's all I can
Really do, but now it seems like Naofa


Might be getting themselves
A little too involved with me,
Just, let me ask you this
Especially now: why?
Since when is it allowed
To order me around? Aren't
You angry? It's not a high power soldier.


You know, I just really don't understand
Okay, so what's the catch?
Ugh, I just don't get this


At all, but eh, this will probably be a
Rare occurrence.
Eh, I will treat this like a


Backup soldier being sent in place of the Agent
Every once
In awhile.
Now, I guess that's it, I
Guess that's what's going on I don't


Quite know.
Uh, anyway, it would seem
In Mondstadt there's a nature problem
That was brought about by the red storm cloud, I guess?
Eh, I didn't see it when I was there, or to put it


Simply, I didn't look up at
The sky, now I am
Really beginning to wonder
About this about the storm cloud, when it's
No longer an issue, will it
Go away from my memory?
Eh, probably, I feel


Like I forgot
A lot of events
That have happened to me
Even so, I guess it doesn't matter.
Like, once I forget, I forget,
You know I am not saying I have a bad memory.


Yeah, I'm not saying that at all
Or anything
Ultimately, it's more like I'm being forced to relinquish my


Knowledge of it all, maybe that's it? Well
Not like it really matters.
Over all, I have reached a point
Where I just stop caring.


To be honest, if I forget, I forget, I
Have nothing to really say
About it. I'm sure
This probably happens to me often and


I'm just not aware of it.


Do people know when they forget something?
Of course they don't.


No one ever truly is. For
One thing, it is one of
The most fickle muscles imaginable. I am


Quite aware of how it
Ultimately is a fickle
Instrument, and I don't
Think I will need to
Ever remember this red storm cloud when it's gone.


Ultimately, I really do
Not care to let this become a memory.
Doubt I will
Ever have to deal with this again once it's
Removed from every
Single region. But, I am beginning
To wonder, where could the core of it
All be? I will say that I do
Not know, I really
Do not know


Where the core could be
Harvesting itself at all, and
Yet I feel like this


Is something I probably should


Have knowledge about, but I guess I don't
At all, but honestly why would I? I
Very much at this point don't
Even know anything


The core of the problem, it's
Obviously not in Liyue, not in Mondstadt, and I


Guess not Fontaine since it
Only vanished from there, and I'm


Betting the issue isn't
At the center of Sumeru since it didn't vanish
Completely after I defeated it there. I don't
Know, it's quite difficult


To determine where the epicenter is.
Oh, well, I do actually have


To find the epicenter of the problem and
Hammer it down,
I do know that I
Should just keep trying to


Come to a conclusion
Over what the center of all this
Might be. Maybe it's Natlan,
Perhaps it's Inazuma,
Everyone in Inazuma is
Trapped there by the Sakoku Decree after all.
It could simply be
The case that
It's contained
Over there due to the region
Not being open? Actually, no, what am


I saying? How can I even jump to


A conclusion like this? I don't know, I
Might be completely wrong.


Perhaps I shouldn't jump to conclusions
Right off the bat, I could be
Especially off the mark,
There's no way at all
That I'm even close to being right. There could simply be no root to the problem.
Yeah, that's it, it


Might be universal. It's absolutely
Universal, at this point, it
Cannot be anything else.
How could I be wrong about this?


Surely, I am on the right track,
Ultimately, I know this is a
Really difficult case.
Everywhere in Teyvat has been engulfed in


All this, all of
Teyvat, not just one nation,


The entire continent, and even beyond
How did it get
In Simulanka? How
Should I know, but


Perhaps it's in the Haar Islands, too,
Obviously, I don't know
I can't go there anymore I
No longer have access to
That place in any shape or form.


That's just how it's been for awhile, I
Have no way if going back there
As my ability to access
The place through my


Proxy map is no more.
Eh, well, I guess it's
One issue for another
Person, I don't get to go there if the
Leading route is closed.
Eh, I do hope everyone on the


Haar Islands is
Alright, I don't think I will ever get to go there again I
Very much don't I'll
Ever get to go back there.


For now, it's best I focus
On today, not yesterday,
Ugh, I really
Need to stay in the present,
Do not worry about the past.


Of course, there's nothing I can
Ultimately do if I am locked out of
The path, as


It stands, my proxy map is


Acting up as of late, I
Might need to go ahead


And ask Her Majesty to repair it, but she


Might kill me if she discovers it's broken.
Eh, actually? It's not broken,
Maybe I am exaggerating, I might
Be exaggerating, yeah that's it, I'm
Exaggerating, it's not broken, Fontaine just
Really despises the world if


Outside technology! Or, perhaps just
Fatui technology? Oh, there it is,


That's it. That's
How it is, I am
Especially on the right track, they just don't like


Fatui technology there,
After all, I wasn't granted
The permission to teleport
Until very recently
It wasn't until very recently.


I know many many years ago I did, but that was before before. Anyway,
For now, I have to focus on something.


Natlan, I have to go
Over there again now, and
Take on the competition.


To be honest, I
Hardly think I am
Even going to win.
You know, it's not like I'm going to win.


Probably, another Saurian will, that's
Right, I am
Obviously going to lose
Because I don't know much of
Anything about Natlan
Because I've only really been in
Loba's area, which is near the volcano,
You know come to think of it,


Where is Loba's office?
I don't know. What tribe is
Loba a part of? I don't know, I feel
Like that's not by business.


Since the rest
Of her family has left Natlan, I
Of course can't ask them.
Not like I would


Ask them, I know
None of them, except Rabiu would answer. I
Don't know I don't have much to say.


You know, I am aware
Of one tribe at the moment,
Uh Children of Echoes.


Well, I am not sure how many exist
In Natlan, so I wonder what it's
Like for those who are tribeless, is
Loba tribeless because she is


One of the Fatui? What about Aega?
No, I can't ask her, she'll
Likely get angry and
Yell that it's not my business.


Haha, well, I guess she is
Absolutely right about that. I
Very much know it's
Especially not my business, and


Yet, here I am assuming people will
Open their mouths to tell me their
Utmost placement in their tribes!
Right, of course they won't,
Shouldn't get ahead of myself.
Even so, I do want to know what is
Loba up to? I
Feel as though, I haven't seen her


To be honest, I know she's busy
Over in her office


Because doctors never get to rest, but
Loba's sister,
Aega, she's out here
Making rounds near the stadium.
Eh, well, now I'm wondering


Further about a few things.
Okay, does Aega have a Saurian companion? To be honest, I
Really do not know


Anything about her, just that she's a
Rather helpful woman.
Cannot say much else about
Her, she goes where she's needed.
Obviously, that's just my assumption, I do
Not know much else,
So I won't go and pretend I do.


Since I do not.
And, one thing's for sure I need to
Keep my assumptions at bay.
Every little assumption could


Plant a landmine. It's not a good thing to assume so I
Literally need to shut that lid closed.
Everything I know
About Natlan
So far is that it's a Nation of War,
Even though right now it's all calm. I


Just haven't quite figured it all out,
Uh so, what is the war?
Since all the
Tribes don't seem to be fighting, I


Ultimately don't know. I
Shouldn't assume anything about their war.
Eh, maybe I will learn the more I'm here.


Yes, of course I will
Of course I will.
Unless, an outsider like me
Really doesn't get to learn. I


Guess that's probably it.
Of course, I am pretty much nothing but a tourist. I
Don't get to act like I'm not


Because I am not a Natlan native,
Right, of course I'm not.
And I know I am not native to Snezhnaya, either. Actually,
I'm not sure if I'm
Native to any region.


To be fair, my mother told me when she was alive she
Only lived in subspace domain. I don't


Understand what this means, I
Never did, but I guess I
Don't have to, I was born in Mondstadt.
Even so, my surname
Really doesn't fit the nation.
Something tells me my ancestry lies elsewhere,
Though, I don't think I'll have
Any time to try and learn.
Nah, I probably never will. I
Don't quite have


The time to learn, I
Have work day after work day,
I don't know when my next vacation is
So, it's far from on my mind.


Will I ever know my family's origin?
I don't know, I
Likely will never. It's not
Like I've ever met my grandmother, grandfather, actually,


No, I have never met anyone. I
Only know my sister and parents in
The bloodline, are


We the only Ingnes?
Okay, maybe not, but I'm
Really starting to think so, I don't
Know, I have never seen any


Other hyena chimeras besides
Us: mother and Hase.
That's it, could we be the only ones?


For now, I'm going to
Openly assume that.
Right, so anyway.


My focus right now: Natlan, I
Especially have to win this competition.


Of course, at this point I
Know that's unlikely,
And I'm talking nonsense, but I have to win.
Yes, I do, I have to


Or Her Majesty will
Kill me. I have to
Ace this, I have to win.
Yes, I have no choice. Diligence is key to successful living."


Four days had passed since the hyena and the lynx chimera took care of the Rifthounds problem in Mondstadt. Red storm cloud continuing its rampage in other nations, the soldier had been sent to Inazuma to deal with reported problems taking place within the land of eternity.


Youkai completely out of control, the closed off nation had found itself in quite the predicament. Everything about ready to go sideways at any given moment, the soldier had been met with a crisis in full swing. But, such had only begun to get worse as the days went on. Worlds colliding, the hyena could hardly tell who was human and who was youkai.


Fourth and final day involving diplomacy of nothing in Dornman Port, absolutely nothing of especial happenstance occurred. Nature in disarray, the red storm cloud up above had been the last thing upon the soldier's mind, for the time being. Everything as it always was, the chimera remained loyal.


The sound of woofs, meows and howls penetrated the sound barrier for minutes on end. Clap of thunder soon adding itself to the mix, hundreds of Fatui Soldiers let their complaints be heard to the Archons above. What in the world was that annoying racket, where had it come from? Cacophony continuing, the chaos was everlasting.


The sound of bitter wind screeched like a monkey in a tree who dropped its bananas wind only getting louder as the minutes ate themselves alive, the groans in an echo only continued to get louder. The month long blizzard had returned with a vengeance. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Adding his own to the mix, the hyena slapped his rock hard pillow over his face. What in the world is going on out there? Whatever it might be, he could feel a bitter pill drop down his partially human throat. Knowing that, if he sat around any longer he would face dangerous freezing, the hyena removed himself from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier's layered shirts glued themselves onto his partially human person, the whimpers outside had only gotten louder. Hearing such, the hyena tried to tune it all out. But, the racket kept itself going. Meows echoing further, the chimera let out a scream. What was with this irritating discord? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who?


Howls and woofs echoing as well, the chimera dashed towards the barricaded window. But, what he saw threw him for three loops. Cats, dogs, and Rifthounds raining down from the sky, the chimera let out a deep throated growl. How dare these pesky wolves rain down from the sky. Who did they think they are?


Loud crackle of thunder making itself known, the chimera jumped six steps back. Alright, Her Majesty, he gets it, she's angry. He'll get right back to getting ready. Taking a deep breath, he attempted to return to his uniform drawers. Such, however, had quickly been met with another catastrophic beat.


Hail slamming the window at full speed, the chimera allowed a sigh to escape the esophagus. Alright, already, he gets it, he needs to finish getting ready. Running towards the window, the balls of thunder kept their rampage going. Turning around, he attempted to tune everything out once more, had Inazuma and Snezhnaya joined forces, or something? Perhaps, just maybe, that was so.


As Siorc placed his uniform over his layered shirts, he could not help but wonder. Just what in the world was going on with Snezhnaya lately? Why had it been raining creatures outside? But, the hyena rapidly shook his head. What did he care what was going on here? He couldn't care less what became of this nation. It was not his problem what issues occurred here, whatsoever.


Turning his back, the chimera attempted to tune it all out once more. Felines slapping the window, his eyes were blind. This was another Fatui's problem to deal with, not his. Why should he have any reason to care about the land he was whisked away to? It hardly mattered. This place could vanish tomorrow, for all he cared.


Ears deafened, and distractions filtered out, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching sunflowers in his hair and ears, the hyena gazed at the rest of the jewelry and accessories sitting in the container. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons truly what he wanted? Rational brain on, at the moment, regret flowed through the hyena. If only he could go back in time and erase this from ever happening.


But, the hyena stabbed such thought with a pin. It was too late for that. The decision had been made. And, there was no way to reverse such decision being made. It was his fault this outcome had occurred. Such decision had to be lived with for the rest of his life. There was no going back.


Loud thud hitting the window once again, the chimera dashed off towards the paned glass. Kittens and puppies slammed upon the glass hard, the chimera couldn't help but feel a wave of pain. Maybe he should do something about this. Those poor creatures, they deserved to be free from this chaos. But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. And, what could he possibly do about it? This was beyond him. He needed to stop thinking about such nonsense.


Returning to his uniform drawers for the third time of the day, the chimera hooked the Dendro Vision onto his uniform pants. Gazing at the yellow-green orb, a dooming thought clung onto his shoulder. If his Vision were to be taken away like those had been dealing with Inazuma, how would he handle such event?


But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he thinking? His Vision wasn't going to be taken away; don't give Her Majesty ideas. She was always watching him. At this very moment, she could be thinking of doing so. Staring at the Geo Delusion, the thoughts continued. What would happen if the orb of darkness was taken away? Would he become a blank slate of nothing?


Shaking his head, the hyena snapped himself out of it once more. What in the world was he thinking? Of course such would not occur. Visions were not Delusions. Delusions were not Visions. They were not replacements, he knew that. He needed to stop thinking about all this nonsense. He was overthinking everything, for sure.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the thoughts continued to rumble. Teyvat, was it all about to collapse? But, the chimera shook his head. What in the world was he thinking? He needed to stop spiraling. This was getting him nowhere, for sure. Thoughts starved off, the work mode switch flipped upward. No more nonsense.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the chimera turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come for his workday of anything to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You must continue to train your Saurian for the upcoming battle competition." His hand moved up and down as he said such. "And, while you are at it, go find that person who assisted you with the lava last time. We will not be having another incident occur like your fist time there, understand?" A weak soldier was a useless soldier.


Agent mentioning the incident, the hyena jumped six steps back. Why was he bringing that up again? He won't let that happen again. He was trying his best to prevent such a thing, wasn't he? He could feel his heart skip a beat as the message rang in his inhuman eardrums.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "Are you listening to me? Go find that person who helped you last time!" There was an irritated tone in his voice. "Also, change out of that outfit this instant! Do not blow your cover." As he said such, cloth had been slapped upon the air. "Hurry up, soldier! Change quickly."


Terrifying open stomach outfit slapped into his hands, the chimera shook with a fervor. No, not this outfit again, anything but this outfit again. Removing his layered shirts his stomach had been exposed to the world once more. Tears streaming down, the questions rolled. Why couldn't he wear something else less revealing? His scars were absolutely hideous.


"I am ready," the hyena responded autonomously. As he said such, he turned around.


"Good, soldier, and remember, do not do anything that will make you seem suspicious," the Agent responded. As he said such, he placed a satchel onto the hyena's backside. "We will convene in the Children of Echoes. Make sure that pet of yours is in top shape for the tournament in the coming weeks."


Agent soon leaving, the soldier held back the urge to bite his fingers. Did he just call Santhe his pet? How insulting. They were his companion. Using such a label was demeaning, for sure. He did not approve of such. But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. He didn't have time to think about such nonsense. He had a job to do.


Staring at his outfit, the chimera let out a sigh. What did it matter, anyway? He was going to get caught either way. He knew that's how it would all go down. Shrugging, the soldier removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Knowing it was in his best interest to ask Rashmi for assistance once again, the chimera highlighted the Petrichor waypoint. Teleport button oddly working, the chimera closed his eyes as the fast travel began.


Time to face possible rejection.


***


"I reckon something is terribly wrong with Natlan, and I


Reckon the issue is about to boil over.
Err, I ain't saying I know nothing about what
Comes and goes there. I
Know the abyss is most prevalent in Natlan. It's stronger
Over yonder, I ain't been there in hundreds of years, so I ain't know
Nothing. I have been away too long,


So I dunno. I dunno since I've been away for so long,
Oh, the places I will go. I
Might be exaggeratin'. Probably am
Exaggeratin'. I know
This ain't nothin' out of the ordinary,
However, I am thinkin it kinda is
It's really wild, I dunno, I
Never experienced anythin' like that when I lived in Natlan.
Guess things be a changin'. It's been a


Rather long time since I have
Ever stepped foot in Natlan,
Ah, how long has it been? I reckon, five centuries? No, not that
Long, not that long. I dunno.


But, there has been odd
Activity here in Fontaine, too, I
Dunno what that's all about but Rashmi and


I have decided to go
See what it might be that's


Happenin'. It's really weird
And stuff what's been going down,
Perhaps I'm yapping a bit, and
Perhaps I'm just picking my battles poorly, but this
Event has reached a
New low. I guess I ain't know nothin even still, but
I know that symphony's completion
Nixed something from the air,
Guess I know that much,


I went and yapped 'bout this
Notorious event to Rashmi.


The symphony. And
Err, well recently,
You know, she's kinda been
Very open with me 'bout things
And it's kinda scary. I
Think she's changed.


Is that a good thing? I


Dunno, but since going to Natlan for a little bit, she's
Undid some of those walls she put up.
Not all of them, no.
Not too many, but it's no longer
Ordinary. I am kinda


Wonderin. Since the last time were were there
Had the god changed? Is the
Archon different now?
That could be it, the god


Be different now, and the tides be a changin'.
Uh, I dunno if
That's it, but


Since we have been away for so long
Of course the god
Might have changed,
Eh, so, in Natlan,
The god's human, or something. Just a
Human. I dunno how
It is in other
Nations, as I ain't know nothing about Fontaine's
God except for their prophecy, or


Somethin'. But, even then I ain't know nothin'. I'm
Ultimately tryin' to
Remember what I have heard
Every person who came down


Into the castle said about their Archon. All I know is
She is an extremely public figure,


And whatnot. I am
Not sure what they mean by that she is a very public figure,
Does that mean she is like a celebrity or something?


I dunno, I ain't have no clue.


Right as I say that I have remembered somethin'
Especially troublin' I dunno if this is true,
Can't say I fully believe this, or they're just jerking my
Knee to just go and say they're foolin' me
Or playing me for a fool, actually,
Nah, that ain't it.


Why would they be playing me like a fool?
Eh, they're probably intimidated by my claws and


Gravely look, or something'.
Or something, I


Ain't know nothin'.
Nothin' at all. And, I don't claim to know somethin' I
Don't. It ain't like people visitin' tell me anythin'.


I'm just sayin'. They have told me their Archon is a celebrity, and
Never turns down a chance be on the stage, I
Very much do not get that
Even a little, but I ain't about to
Say that bein' a celebrity is wrong, or nothin', I just
Thinkin' it's kinda odd. But
I ain't judgin'. But there is somethin' I ain't
Getting quite right.
At least, I am kinda
Thinkin' there's something I am not understandin'.
Even though all these nasty things are happenin'


I don't think
Their Archon has done nothin' about it.


Could it be something that
Ain't in her control?
Uh, that's probably it, or
Somethin'. For some reason' that's addin' up.
Everythin' that came down for about half a year


While we were too caught up in
Everythin' down here,





Seems like the Archon ain't did nothin' to fix the problems
Unveiled in her nation. Or
Somethin' like that.
Perhaps I'm just makin' up stuff, I dunno. I don't know anythin'.
Everythin' that happened on the surface world, all I
Can say it that those two new people
That came down there parts to live here.


I 'member they told me what happened up in
The surface world and


I'm gonna just say that blew me down.
So much went on in the world


That I don't know what I can say,
Hardly. But I am shocked to the core
Eh, so what happened


And all that: some people from the Abyss decided they
Be wantin' the world for themselves.
Yikes, to say that's absolutely horrifying
Should be an understatement.
Should it be? I dunno


Ah, well, anyway, allow me to continue
Now they apparently had been
Doin all of this stuff around the continent,


I ain't sure how far
This spread, but I am thinkin'


It happened everywhere,
Somethin' tells me that


Perhaps this big bad
Red storm cloud is a leftover
Of what they had done,
But I ain't got no poof, so Rashmi
And I are planning on heading out somewhere to investigate
Because I am certain, at least a
Little that those people are the cause of this.
Yet, my only testimony is that


Our home down here in the Faded Castle was affected. I dunno what in the world was
Unaffected during this time,
To be honest, I ain't know if this was happenin'


Over the course of a few months, or
Few hundred years. my perception of time has


Completely died as the years gone
On. I ain't know the difference between a day and a year. Ah,
No, that ain't true, that ain't
True at all. But, I
Reckon that it's been quite
Out of the ordinary here for awhile, or that's
Likely the case.


I have to say that I


Ain't ever seen them, so
I ain't know nothing about what they did or did
Not do, just reports on what
They did, or something.


Can I just say that if what it's alleged they did is true, that's
Lukewarm, I dunno why
Anyone would want to claim this world for themselves,
I ain't sure I understand, I
Might be a little slow an' stuff, but
I do know that ain't it.
Now, apparently, I was told by that
Guy with the hawk wings, they somehow flooded the entire


Nation, and summoned some big whale,
Or uh, actually, what was
That creature called again? Narwhal.
How that's even possible,
I ain't got
No clue. I ain't
Got no clue about it at all.


But, if that is true, I am sure that these alleged scoundrel's had been
Undoubtfully condemned by the law,
There ain't no way they haven't been,


So, I ain't gotta worry about them,
Or somethin', I dunno. So,
Maybe this storm that broke out has
Especially gotten out of control.
Though, I ain't have much to say.
However, we're gonna go
Into that. At least, for
Now we are
Gonna head out into the surface


An' see what's going on.
I have heard that there's a portal to the abyss
Near some place called Merusea Village, or somethin'.
Though, I can't say I know for sure, or nothin'.


Really ain't sure about nothin'
I guess the only way to find out is to
Go over yonder. I
Haven't processed what's been happenin'
Though I know it ain't good.


It ain't good at all,
Not at all. I know the problem is gettin' pretty


Nasty. I am thinking that the
Abyss in Natlan at its peak,
Though, I ain't sure we will find any information
Leading to the
Abyss activity here in Fontaine, but we
Need to start investigatin'.


Will we find anythin'? I dunno.
Eh, oh, Iomra and Satine are


Goin', too. It is kinda
Odd they're awake
Today, but I don't say nothin' bout it.
They're usually, actually, they're
Always asleep. So, if they're awake, this is


Far from ordinary.
I mean, I don't know
Nothin' bout their sleep schedules. I
Don't know even


One thing 'bout how they operate.
Uh, Noce and Cedre seem
To have a bone to pick with Rashmi.


Well, actually, Noce, thon
Has a bone to pick with them,
And thon is saying
Thon hopes we die


In the abyss
Since we're traitors, or somethin'.


Uh, I reckon that callin'
People traitors are


Thon's favorite word or somethin',
It seems like that's the only thing thon's been saying lately.
Maybe in an
Essence is a little


True, we are breaking the pact.
Of staying in the Faded Castle forevermore. But, we must


Venture out of the faded castle, and get information.
Even if we don't get
No information about it
Tryin' to find out 'bout the abyss before it can
Unleash its demons upon the
Rest of the world. Maybe I'm
Exaggeratin', I dunno.


Of course there is a chance we won't find nothin'.
Unless we do.
Then we'll tell the Fatuus what's been happenin'.


This ain't for him
Or anythin', but we suspect he'll be back


For more today
Or around that time. Dragon intuition.
Not like I'm all
That sharp, but my intuition sayin' the Fatuus will be coming back.
And, I dunno what'll happen but
If he is trying to go back to
Natlan, guess we'll go back to Natlan,
Err, I will say I'm
Shocked that he ain't got equipment to


Break through the lava on his own, but
Eh, I ain't judging or nothin'. I
Reckon he will one day have a lave surfboard and
You know, I very much am hopin' he's able to get one. Oh, it's not
Like I'm sayin' he can skedaddle. I'm just sayin' we might


Return to the pact and never,
Ever leave the Faded Castle again. But,
Guess for now, that ain't apply.
In any case, It's time to head
Over yonder to Elynas.
Now, he deep dive will begin."


Teleport Waypoint taking him to the edges of Petrichor, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Was it just his imagination, or had something felt quite off here? But, the chimera threw such thought out into the ocean. He was overthinking it, surely. Perhaps, just maybe, a storm was on the horizon.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder coming from up above, the soldier's knees buckled. The red storm cloud, had it returned from the grave? Gazing upward, he shook his head. There was nothing of the sort there. Had the Hydro Dragon been crying again? Perhaps, just maybe that had been the case.


Droplets pitter pattering upon the sand, the soldier stared off into space. What kind of court case could be happening in the Opera Epiclese right now? He did not know, but something had to have been happening there? He did not know, but he supposed it was entirely possible. Shrugging, the soldier pressed onward. He needed to find the dragon twins and head to Natlan as soon as possible.


But, upon attempting to head down to the faded castle, he had been halted from doing so, in a matter of moments. Bird and jackal chimera coming onto the scene at full swing, the hyena tilted his head upward. Had something happened? Party of two dashing off towards him, he turned his face. But, what he had been informed on was quite the opposite of what he had expected.


"Black fish steak bro, if I were you, I'd turn around," Lonan said, shaking his head. "Rashmi and Malati aren't in the castle right now. They up and left."


Hearing such, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. The dragon chimeras hadn't been in the castle beneath Petrichor? Where could they have possibly been? Placing his hands out in front of him, he had signed the names Rashmi and Malati on private display. Head tilting, information had soon come the soldier's way.


"Um, Rashmi and Malati? They left Petrichor to investigate something," Rabiu said. "When they came back to the faded castle recently, they were acting kind of strange?" He tilted his head as he said such. "Um, uh, might I ask, Siorc, what do you need to see them for? Um, uh, I apologize for my forwardness."


Question coming his way, the soldier prepared himself. What should he say? He did not know. Rashmi and Malati, what in the world could they have possibly been up to? The pact, had they really really broken it? How strange. Had they been replaced with outlanders from another world? But, the soldier threw such thoughts away. Of course not. Why would that be the case? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. That could not have been the case whatsoever.


"Um, uh? Maybe you should ask the plant twins," Rabiu added. They might know what's going on?" There was a heavy tone of uncertainty in his voice.


Nodding, the soldier removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Highlighting the Faded castle waypoint, the hyena took a long deep breath. Would the plant chimeras tell him anything? losing his eyes, the fast travel soon began. But, as he headed downward, not a single person had been around whatsoever.


Not a single soul present, the soldier blinked. Where had everyone gone? Something wasn't right. Walking around like a lost puppy, not seeing the koala and badger had been on the premises, the early adult kept moving along the path. Entire castle a ghost town, the early adult turned his head towards the left and right. The pact had been broken, indeed.


Turning towards the steps in the corner, the chimera hooted and hollered with all his might. But, no answered. Attempting once more, he let out a pant. Dooming thoughts engulfing him, the hyena's raced, the red storm cloud in Natlan, could it have taken them all away? But, such thoughts had been discarded, in a heartbeat. Of course they hadn't. Why jump to such horrible conclusion?


Dashing with all his might, the question threw itself onto the plate one more. The red storm cloud, could it have taken them away? Rashmi and Malati, they had departed from Natlan, perhaps, just maybe, the shadow creature up above had been angry. Dashing around with all his might, he swore he could see a tumbleweed drop by.


Such, however, had soon been halted in a matter of moments. Osse calling out to him, the soldier dashed off towards the noise. White kitten informing him Noce and Cedre had been in the symphony room, the early adult blinked. Why had they been in there? These two had been quite the mystery, for sure.


Diving suit upon him, the soldier tossed himself into the portal at full speed. But, as he had done so the inquires kept on going as his automatic swimming equipment thrust him forward. What was going on down in the Faded Castle? Something had to have occurred between the party of six, guaranteed.


Angry sea of otters chasing him, the soldier put his diving suit into turbo mode. Creatures gaining momentum, the hyena broke out into a cold sweat. What box of doom had he broken? Shells tossed is way, nothing was adding up in any shape or form. Weapons coming at full speed, he swerved to the left.


Monsters rampage continuing, the hyena kept the swerves going. But, he swore as he kept on doing so, the rage kept on building like a stack of blocks. Huffing and puffing up a storm, a voice screamed out to him. Enemies telling him on repeat to get out, refusal had come the otter's way.


Swords of doom taking the stage, the early adult trusted towards a cave in the corner. Statue creatures joining in, the chimera exited the area. Had someone dropped a bottle of rage powder into the water? But, such thoughts had been discarded of, in an instant. How should he know? This was beyond him.


Call echoing on the waves, everything halted, in an instant. Otters turning to dust, the chimera tilted his head. What was that all about just now? Largest sea creature in the world coming towards him, the early adult hopped on. Pushed towards the underwater palace at lightning speed, he held on for dear life.


Whale, or dragon, rather, taking him to the symphony room, a horrific racket overtook area. Notes played incorrectly, the soldier covered is ears. What was this awful racket? But, he knew he could not say that; it would be incredibly rude of him. Zippering the lip, the racket continued.


Instruments screeching up a storm, tears streamed down his face. These two, were they trying to rip people's ears off? Accidentally adding his own scream to the mix, heads turned. Eyes soon on him, he buried his face in his hands. Had he been transported to a world of musical horror? Someone get him out of this place. Vines coming his way, shouts soon followed, as well.


"What's soldier boy doing here?!" Noce shouted. "Get outta here! Shoo, scat!" But, shouts had come thon's way immediately.


"You have been so angry lately!" Cedre cried. "What gives, seriously? Ever since the others disappeared, you've somehow become twice as angry. Are you okay?" They then turned towards the fatuus. "Are you looking for Rashmi and Malati? If you're looking for them, honestly? Good luck to you. They disappeared along with Iomra and Satine." They sighed as they kept going. "We have decided to hibernate while they're gone, so we won't be looking for her."


"I hope that traitor dies!" Noce cried. "She deserves it!"


Hearing Noce's wishes, the soldier rolled his eyes towards the sky. What a lovely person they were, he was blown away by thon's kindness, for sure. But, he threw out the sarcasm pie, in an instant. He did not have time for this. He did not have time for this. Exiting the area, Petrichor had been upon him once more.


Staring off into space, the chimera could not help but wonder. If he was unable to locate the dragon chimeras, who else could he possibly ask to assist him? Rashmi, she was the only one who could assist him in traversing the lava. The Simulanka group, there was absolutely no way they would be of any use.


Bird and jackal duo one again inquiring if he was looking for Rashmi, the early adult nodded. Rabiu informing him that Rashmi had been acting quite erratic, the hyena's knees buckled. Had something been wrong with her? He supposed he would have no choice but to proceed with caution.


Teleport Waypoint proxy orb in his hands once more, the chimera highlighted the Court of Fontaine Waypoint, could Rasmi and everyone else been in the city? He supposed it was worth a shot. Reaching the capital city after a split second, the early adult searched the streets high and low.


Not a single person in the area claiming to have seen a dragon, the soldier shook his head. What good were the generic rich nobodies? They probably only cared about Mora. He should not have wasted his time asking, for sure. Shrugging, something he knew he would immediately regret thinking flowed through him.


The penguins, perhaps, just maybe, they had seen the dragons. He knew it was worth a shot, his pool of options was limited, for sure. Heading west for minutes on end, the chimera set the bar low. He was ready for disappointment. There was no way they had seen them, guaranteed.


Boutique as quiet as a mouse, the early adult turned his head towards the right and left. Business was busting everywhere, what in the world could possibly be going on? Where could the sales have possibly run away to? But, the young soldier snapped himself out of it. What did it matter if business was busting? It was not his problem. Penguin trio gazing his way, inquires threw themselves out to bat.


Silently communicating information about the missing dragon chimeras, multiple head shakes had come his way. Shoulders drooping, a wave of defeat flowed trough him. Archons, why did he even waste his time asking them? This family had been about as useless as a Loach Pearl. Worthless garbage. But, he discarded such thoughts. What in the world was he thinking? They were not useless, for sure.


"I'm sorry, darling, but I haven't seen anyone like that around here," Malika said, shaking her head. "At least, I do not believe so."


"Really, a dragon?" Baron asked, rolling their eyes to the back of their head. "You expect us to believe you? Well, I don't buy it. Why should I? Dragons in public? There is no way. That is next to, if not, entirely impossible. Quit saying highly illogical nonsense, and wasting our time." They twirled their hair as they said such. But such had been met with immediate backlash.


"Baron, quit being rude to my future husband!" Earl cried. "But, sorry, Siorc! I don't think I have ever seen a dragon around here ever! I wish we could be of more help to you!"


Nothing doing, the chimera waved the white flag. Baron was right, why did he waste his time coming here? He definitely shouldn't have. Did these three even recall meeting Rashmi? He supposed they did not have any memory of such encounter. Exiting the boutique, square one had been returned to.


Walking through the eastern streets, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Who else would know the whereabouts of a dragon? Usefulness dial dropping down to zero, a heavy sigh dropped onto the floor. There was no one, was there? Why would there be anyone?


But, another name had soon entered his mind. The sea lion trio, excuse him, mermaid trio. Perhaps, just maybe, they had seen them. Resolute on his decision, the chimera dashed off towards the Aquabus. Surely, Aigre had to have seen them. She was a pirate. She was always out looking for treasure.


Luck had left the building, never to return. Sea lion trio looking at him like he had grown a second head, the hyena attempted with all his might to not do a failure dance. Had no one in Fontaine seen a dragon before? Absolutely ridiculous. Silently explaining their features, as well, they all gazed at him as if he grew a third one, as well.


"I'm sorry, Siorc, but what?" Bain asked, bemused. "A dragon? I don't know what you think we have seen, but we most certainly haven't seen any missing dragons you speak of." She let out a tired sigh as she said such. "Please, if you're going to just come to Poisson to mess around, I'd prefer if you don't."


"Um, I don't know who this, uh, dragon it is you speak of," Kali said, shaking her head. "But, uh, why would one go missing? And, um, where? Your jokes aren't, uh, very funny." But, as she said such, a little bird chirped.


"Ooooh, a dragon??!" Aigre asked in an excitable tone. "Does it have treasure??!"


"Aigre, the grownups are talking right now!" Bain groaned. "Don't butt in!"


"Um, go, uh, go play, Aigre," Kali said to Aigre. "And, um, no, there's no treasure."


"Okay!!! Sorry, sissie, sisser!!" Aigre cried.


Aigre running off, the hyena gazed at the sea lion duo. Why did they both act like he was joking? He most certainly was not. Knowing they would not believe him, no matter what, the hyena exited the area. Turning towards the western path, the hyena cracked his knuckles. The Beryl region, surely they had to have been there. That portal to that unknown place, perhaps they had gone there.


Luck and the archons had been on his side. Sea lion prankster duo heads popping out of the water, the chimera looked into their eyes with a fury. Roaring like a dragon, the embarrassment kicked in in an instant. Duo pointing and laughing, he bit his tongue. Why did he do that?


"A dragon? Yeah, bro! We saw one!" Brume cried. "She came down here with a buncha other guys! She's totally kooky!"


"Super whack!" Eclater exclaimed. "And, like, super scary! She said she'd burn our whiskers off if we pranked her!"


Lead finally coming his way the early adult placed his hand on the side of his temple. Moving around as if he were searching for someone, he tilted his head. But, what came his way had been no surprise whatsoever. Party of two informing him the group had been spotted entering the portal near the village, the hyena hopped downward towards the water pool, in an instant.


Heading west for a smidgeon, the hyena took a deep breath. Walking through the door of darkness, a sight to behold caught his attention. Rashmi and Malati walking around the unknown wasteland measuring multitude of energies, the hyena scratched his cheek. What were they doing? Hearing a whisper, he attempted to tune it out.


"This Abyss might be underneath Natlan, but what is this place?" Rashmi whispered.


"I dunno," Malati whispered. "Somethin' ain't right here neither."


"There ain't nothing here!" Iomra shouted. "We should leave!" But, he said such, he could see the star of the hour. "Woah! Look who it is! The star pupil!"


"Star pupil? Iomra, what are you talking about?" Satine asked Iomra. She then turned around. "Oh! It's that Fatui! You weren't supposed to find us here, geez!" Her arms flapped out like mad as she said such. "Rashmi's been looking into the abyss for you!" But, a quick, but assured denial had come her way.


"One, no one is not," Rashmi said in a dismissing tone. "Two, why would one look into something for the fatuus. Laughable. Three, one should not say falsehoods so willingly."


"I reckon you're lying," Malati said to Rashmi. She then turned towards the Fatuus. "Do you need us to take you over yonder to Natlan again?"


Nodding, the hyena turned his attention off towards Rashmi. She had been looking into the abyss for him? He did not understand why she refused to admit it, but he would not press on about it. Dragon letting out a sigh, her human form had soon disintegrated into nothing. Draconic being before him, he had been told to hold on.


Koala and badger becoming two extra seats, the hyena held on for dear life. Rashmi going at lightning speed, the hyena's lips flapped across the wind. Why was she in such a rush? Dragons were quite the mysterious creatures, indeed. Malati begging Rashmi to wait, she did not slow down, even for a moment.


Speed absolutely astronomical, the hyena attempted to hold on. Duo shouting at the top of their lungs, the hyena covered his eardrums. Did they have to be so dramatic? Unbelievable. Desert sands slapping on the party of three's faces. Waters right around the corner, another scream added itself to the mix.


"Geez, Rashmi! What's the rush, huh?" Satine asked in a sarcastic tone. "It's not like Natlan is going anywhere!"


"One, the faster one gets there, there better," Rashmi said, annoyed. "Two, Fatuus, take off that absurd equipment before one drops one off into the Children of Echoes." Her dragon back shook as she demanded such. "Three, landing soon. Quickly. Shed that extra layer."


Forced to remove the diving suit, the hyena shook like a leaf. Did he have to? His scars, they would be on full display. They would disgust everyone who saw them, guaranteed. Knowing he had no choice in the matter, the soldier removed the fat, blubbery suit. Mountainous tribe soon upon him, the young girl with her ride had soon come his way.


"Hey, you're back!" the young girl exclaimed. "You were gone for a few days! Santhe missed you!"


Young girl with her twirly ride claiming only a few days had gone by, the hyena could not help but feel a heavy wave of bewilderment. Only a few days had gone by? This made no sense, and he wasn't having any. There was no way that was true. He had been away for one week and four days. Had time halted here? Something was not right.


"Santhe's waiting for you in the rest area!" the young girl cried. "The competition is coming soon! So, train hard, okay?"


Young girl leaving on her drill ride, the soldier headed off towards the rest area. Santhe waiting for him, he swore he could hear them say they felt so lonely without him. Scratching his ears, the chimera blinked. Did he really just hear that? No, he had to have been mistaken. Flowers drooping, a wave of guilt flowed through him.


Bowing an apology, the hyena wondered. Could he bring Santhe to the barracks? But, he shook his head. If the people of Natlan did not leave their nation, why would the Saurians? Throwing such idea away, he shrugged. He would be a dead corpse upon the battlefield if he ever dared to try bring them to Snezhnaya, guaranteed.


Returning to the Children of Echoes, information about his training had soon come his way. Tribe chief telling all the participants they would be heading off to Tepeacac Rise, or the Ancestral Temple, a lightbulb went off in the hyena's partially human mind. Why not both?


Tribe Chief saying all the participants must capture balls with their Saurian companions, the early adult stared at the afro man. Another ball catching practice? What would this be helpful for in combat? He was not quite understanding the assignment. Orbs of doom set up around the area, the hyena let out a sigh. It was time already? Everyone already off to the races, a wave of nervousness flowed through the chimera.


Message appearing that stated Santhe had to collect elemental balls within the time limit, he swore he could hear Santhe say it needed to win for Master. Hearing such, the early adult broke into a sweat. Master? He was no one's master. Balls of light everywhere, multiple Saurians had been off to the races.


Dragon bumping into multiple enemies, no spherical objects had been collected. Nervous look on the tiny creature's face, the hyena tried his best to guide them. Going in the wrong direction, many Saurians soared ahead at lightning speed. No balls of light remaining, failure kicked its feet.


Right back at the starting point, the hyena cracked his knuckles. He needed to try harder to guide Santhe to the balls of light. What kind of trainer was he, failing to perform like this? He was terrible, awful, no good, very bad. He had to try harder to guide them. Multiple other Saurians and their humans attempting the challenge again, he added himself to the mix. This time, for sure, he would guide them to the balls of light correctly.


But, such did not occur. Large Electro Saurian ramming into other dragons, the early adult's jaw dropped open. Who was this bully? How dare they brute force their way through this training. Did they not see the younger, smaller dragons around? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense.


Watching the terror fold itself inward, failure had claimed Santhe once more, with feeling. Saurian whimpering this Saurian was a meanie, the hyena placed his hand on his chest. Why couldn't this electric fiend be less rough? Orbs of light all gone yet again, the doom chime tolled.


Third round of doom yielding no success, as well, the early adult glared the Electro Saurian. This opponent, he should put them in their place! Balling up fist, the hyena puffed a tired breath. He was overreacting. This was a battle of the balls. It was his fault for not directing Santhe well.


Whistle soon blown, the hyena flinched. Was the training over already? But, such had not been the case. Short young woman with dark brown skin, long white hair, purple outfit and skull headgear, the hyena studied her ears for a moment. Pointy ears with multiple sets of earrings, a wave of green hugged him tight. She had multiple piercings. How unfair; how he wished his mother had taken him to get more in his stolen childhood. But, such had not been the timeline he lived in.


Young girl and her Geo Saurian riding towards the whistle blower, the hyena blinked. Did these two know each other? But, the hyena quickly popped such thought with a pin. Of course they did, why wouldn't they? Had his brain fallen out somewhere? Maybe it had.


"------, what are you doing here?" the young girl with her twirly ride asked. "I thought you weren't entering this year!"


"I am not, I am just coaching the kids participating," the skull helmet girl said. She then turned towards the hyena. "Your Saurian is a little unusual. Be careful, or a Saurian Hunter might try to take them from you." She then yoinked the Electro Saurian. "Don't be mean. Give the others a chance."


Santhe clinging to his shoulder, he could hear the young girl next to her say something about the hunter only hunting bad Saurians. What counted as a bad Saurian, he wondered? But, training resumed before he could think any further about it. Crowd becoming less prevalent, the hyena pumped his fists together. This time, for sure, he will lead Santhe to victory.


Elemental particles returning with a vengeance, the early adult pointed with a fury. This time, for sure, he would get onto the right track. No more failure, no more misses. Santhe kicking into focused gear, the tables had turned themselves in favor of the victor. Winning chime toiling after seven attempts, the next order of business was about to be upon him.


Heading off towards Tepeacac Rise, another colorful cliffside region awaited him. Seeing such a heavy wave of fascination flowed through him. The Nation of War had graffiti like no other. Why had none of the other nations engaged in this type of art? But, he shrugged his shoulders. It was not in other nation's cultures to graffitify the walls.


Children of Echoes Tribe member saying something about nearby excavation site, the early adult blinked. An excavation site? Was this going to be a part of Santhe's training? Maybe he should check it out. Pyro Saurian soon letting out a roar, it was time for battle.


Pyro Saurian taken out like it was nothing, the hyena's jaw dropped straight open. How did they defeat them so quick? Where had this hidden strength come from? Opponent calling Santhe a cheater, shame painted his face a brand new shade of purple. Were they not playing by the rules? That was not good, guaranteed.


Multiple enemies taken out all at once, the hyena rubbed his glasses. Was he really witnessing this right now? He had to be seeing things. Many dragonlings knocked out, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. Santhe, what were they doing? If they weren't fighting fair, he would need to reprimand them, for certain. Even more victories obtained without making sense, a callout had come his way.


"You! Your Saurian is using nearby explosive burning flowers to win!" a tribe member cried. "That ain't fair! Cut it out!"


Culprit revealed, the soldier lowered his eyes into a glare. Arms crossed around his waist, the early adult wagged his finger. But, such had fallen on blind eyes. Battle practice soon reaching the end, he swore he could hear Santhe say the just wanted to impress Master with their grappling skills.


Santhe sulking, the early adult waved his hands in the air in a frantic manner. That's all it wanted to do? How was that cheating? But, what was not fair was not fair. Party ahead of him heading off towards the excavation site, his Saurian pal burrowed the ground faster than he could come up with.


Monster getting away fast, the hyena dashed off towards the rocky trail. Letting out shout, the early adult increased his running speed. Why was it going so swiftly? Where had this excitement come from? Saurian pal already too far off, he kept his dash about going, full speed ahead.


Excavation site nearing, the soldier kept running. Breath dying, he huffed and puffed. Running is a cardiovascular exercise, indeed. Pressing on, sweat decorated him like he was a birthday cake left out to dry. Digging area soon nearing, he could feel himself about to fall.


Clawed arms catching him, a wave of bewilderment soon washed over him. Aega, what she been doing here? Look of rage painting her face redder than the walls, he tried to not laugh. Holding it in, he had been put back on his feet. But, a predictable scolding had soon come his way.


"Why are you running so fast if your heart can't handle it?" Aega scolded. "Don't do that." She then pointed at Santhe. "And, you, don't burrow so fast. At least try to stay near your partner! What's with this Saurian? They're so weird."


Aega departing, a lady at the entrance of the digging site demanded payment. Handing over a small portion of Mora, he shook his head. This had to have been scam why would anyone fall for this? There wasn't any treasure here, for sure. That had to he been a load of baloney.


But, immediately upon thinking such, the opposite occurred. Hearing Santhe proclaim something shiny, round two of burrowing had begun to shake the world. Would this be the start of the revolution? But, the hyena tossed such thought off a bridge. Don't be ridiculous, that won't happen.


Shinies collected, the hyena could hear a roar in the corner. Saurians bathed deep in flames, the hyena's heart skipped more than six beats. Red, orange and green cinders abalazing, it all came crashing down. Santhe studying its peers, the fight soon had begun without third thought.


Flames getting stronger, the hyena's knees buckled inward. How could this still be happening? This sacred flame, had it been a curse? It must have been. Dragonlings crying tears of flames, the soldier deployed a Claymore from behind him. He had to put these flames out right here, right now.


Shout overtaking the battlefield, countless burning Saurians had been taken out of the equation. Babies on the floor in a fetal position, he stared off into space what was that all about? Ascending back to the surface, his sense remained within zero. Heading off towards the Ancestral Temples, the hyena could feel a chill in the air.


Upon reaching the temple after ten minutes of speedy running, the hyena stared the world around him. Finding himself in a strange ruins with odd devices of light, the early adult watched as Santhe dashed towards the first one. Squeal from ahead, the soldier jumped towards the noise.


Mechanical menaces of doom engulfed by the flames of the gods, the hyena shut his eyes. No, not more creatures consumed by the divine flame, anything but this nonsense again. How could this be happening? He did not understand, how could this be? Inorganic being roaring, the fight had soon been unleashed.


Throwing down a flower friend, the hyena threw his nonexistent hat into the ring. This enemy, he had to get rid of it. Terrifying flames, or not, he knew he had no choice in the matter. Silk Flower friend providing nothing to the table, the early adult froze. Familiar brought to life by his Dendro Vision smited in seconds, he sunk to his knees. This was all going nowhere.


Fiery pits of doom thrown his way, the soldier brought his greatsword forward, Such had been a dire mistake. Blade set ablaze, he let out a pained yell. This mechanical being, how could the sacred flame of Natlan power it so much? Nothing was real. It was all an illusion; a game.


Not single technique working to take the mechanical being out of the equation, Santhe soon withered into a ball in the corner, seeing such, the early adult stared off into space. What was this divine flame made out of? The combined efforts of millions of gods? How annoying. He needed to win, no matter what.


Greatsword ready for a spin, the circular movement had soon begun, but such ended in failure, as well. Burning pyres raining down on him, the hyena tried with all his energy. Each and every attack deflected, the soldier's eyebrows twitched. This was not it, either? How aggravating.


Aega dropping by with a lit torch, the early adult tilted his head as each and every robotic monster had been slain. How could this be? Fighting fire with fire? How did that ever hope to work in battle? Enemies becoming dust upon the wind, nothing made sense. Did Aega have powers beyond his understanding? Perhaps, just maybe, she did.


"The only way to destroy anything engulfed by the divine flames," Aega started to say. "Is to light a bonfire to get rid of them. Do you understand? Forget all of this, and go get some rest." She pushed him away as she said such.


Dragged towards an open field, the hyena blinked off into space. He could no long tell. Was Aega acting with, or against him? He was starting to think it wasn't the opposite point at all. Shrugging, he disregarded it all. This was Natlan, the nation of war. He knew, whether he liked it or not, he would be put up into battles with the natives. That was life.


Setting up his tent, the early adult let out a yawn. There was no time for thinking. He had to do something about the divine flame crisis. Tilting his head upwards towards the evening sky, his thoughts raced an entire kilometer. Lighting a bonfire to save those from the godly flames? How did that add up? Two plus two equals fish.


Laying down upon the cloth in front of him, the hyena let out a yawn. His energy was a dead soldier upon the battlefield, shot from behind. Santhe crawling up next to him, the early adult closed his eyes. Land of tormented dreams ready to take him away, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


What is wrong with Natlan? How can he fix this?


The red storm cloud up above, what was it planning?


***


"This doesn't make any sense, alright, so
How am I supposed to deal with this flame
Issue that's propped up? I don't know!
Something about this stinks like acid.


I truly, truly do not get it,
So, is this flame something I need to eliminate or not? I


Just don't understand, I don't understand, I don't
Understand at all. What's going on with that basin in the
Stadium? I don't know! I am
Trying to understand, but nothing is adding up,


For now, I have to do something
About it, but what? Or maybe,
It's not me who has to. That's
Likely the case, but now, that begs the question. The
Intense burning question, that,
No matter how hard I try, it cannot be quelled. It won't
Go out. It will not extinguish.


The burning question that won't go
Out: what will Santhe have to face? I feel like this is just the beginning, isn't it? This


Monster and the divine flame. So, I suppose it is best I
Ask the real question here: how will Santhe be able to deal with this? I do not
Know. I do not know at all.
Even still, despite all that, I have to know.


Are they going to have to deal with the burning cinders all alone? Ah,
No, no. I cannot allow that, can I?
You know, I cannot. That would be so cruel to


Santhe, why would I do that to them? I cannot leave them all lone to be
Engulfed by flames, how could I?
No way, absolutely not, not a chance!
So, I have to put an
End to these flames, I don't have a choice in the matter.


Okay, so now, how do I go about eliminating the flame? I don't
Know. Of course I don't, how could I?
All and all, I have to do something. But, what?
Yes, I'm asking it all gain,


Since, this really is making no sense
Of course it doesn't. I thought all of


The flames in Natlan had been the same, I had thought all the flames of Natlan
Had been the same, so I don't quite get why something like this
Is wrong. Why might that be? I'm stumped. Alright,
Siorc, get it together, get it together.


Do not spiral. Do not assume the worst possible outcome, that has to be tossed out,
I cannot get into conspiracy territory and start making up that are simply not the case. That would be bad,
Very, very bad. Do not assume things about Natlan.
I mustn't do that, I cannot do that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Especially since Aega is watching me. I can't!


For now, I have to focus on the why and how.
Let's attempt to start with the why. Why is this happening like this?
Ah, forget it! What do I know? I don't know anything!
Maybe I should have tried to learn more about Natlan
Even after all these years sine the incident, I cannot let go of it.


Why can't I forget that event?
How should I know? But, my memories will never
Allow me to forget, hahahahahahahah, ha, ha ha hahahahh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Time out, time out, what am I doing?


I need to stop letting my dooming thoughts eat away at me.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it stop.


I have to stop, I have to stop. I have
To stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop.


I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. I have to stop. But, I


Don't think I can. I'm stuck in this loop
Of doom and despair and there's


Nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can do about it.
Okay, enough, deep breaths, deep breaths
This will all go fine.


Ultimately, I know it has to. It has to
Not like matters what happens to me.
Don't get me wrong, I will not die in Natlan I
Especially refuse to allow that outcome to become a reality.
Really won't allow it to happen at all,
So I have to do all I can to make sure if won't
These flames I have to find a way. I have to find
A way. I have to find a way. I have to find a way. I have to find a way.
No, no, no, no, no, no , no, no , no, no, stop.
Do not keep repeating myself,





Too late for that I guess, I
Have already repeated myself so much
I should just change my name to Parrot Cracker
Something like that sine I keep on spiraling


Ah, Spiral Ingne, Spiral Ingne, Spiral Ingne,
That's got a bad ring to it.


Ah, no it doesn't. Spiral Ingne, Spiral Ingne, Spiral Ingne.
Let us focus on the problem, or try to, rather,
Look, these are the flames of a god; a god!


How am I supposed to be able to handle that,
Oh, by the Archons, how?
Why like this? I really just


Don't understand any of this at all.
Of course I'm trying to, don't get me wrong!


I'm trying, trying, trying, trying, trying,


Don't you see? I'm trying
Everything I can think of
Flames, begone, go away, perish.
Eh, why would that work? Of course it won't!
Ah, ah, ah, ah this is annoying, so annoying so annoying
This is so annoying, this is so annoying, this is so annoying,


This is so annoying, this is so annoying, this is so annoying, this is so annoying, this is so annoying, this is so annoying,
How can this be?
I just don't understand, really.
So, I need to tackle the problem head on.


Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh,
To be honest, I am running out of energy,


And, I just don't know what to do
Literally, I haven't a clue on what do do, and here I am
Opening my fingers and spiraling gain.
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more,
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh


Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
And, stop. Why am I unable to think of something to calm down the sacred flame? I do not know, I do not know, I do
Not know, and I guess that lies in the issue,
That I don't know, nothing is coming to me!
How can this be? This is
Especially irritating for me. What do I do? No, wait, what will


I do? Enough, enough of this nonsense, I


Don't have to shout anymore,
Okay. One, two three, breathe, in out, in out, in out.


No matter what, I have to extinguish those flames,
One after another, I have to get rid of them
To get rid of them! I still don't


Know how, but regardless, it has to happen,
No matter what, I have to get rid
Of it. I have to try! I
Will have to try."


Upon waking up for the next morning, the soldier knew he had to head back to the temple. But, what awaited him here had been something rather sinister on the way back. Saurians engulfed in the divine flames, Santhe and he had been ready to spring into action. Dragonkin burning brightly, regret flowed through him. Why did he have to do this?


But, he knew there was no other way. He had to light the bonfires and put an end to this nonsense. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. He knew that violence was the only answer. What else could be done? The Pyro Nation of War, wasn't battling in their blood? If he was to assume the part of the warrior he had to at like one.


Bonfire stick in his hand, a pathway of trays aplenty took over the area. Light the bonfire, light the bonfire, light the bonfire. He had to light them all, until the flames were to go way. He knew that. That had to have been the secret, surely. The bonfire, all of them had to be lit, this would end with as few causalities as possible.


But, such had been a mistake for the ages. Angered Saurians coming at him at full speed, the hyena dropped downward. Flames dropping by, the soldier let out a scream. What was the point of coming to this temple? What training would this bring? Nothing, nothing at all, what a waste.


Knowing he had to finish the ritual to defeat them all, the hyena kept going. He has to light all the bonfires, no way would he stop here, absolutely not, it had to keep going, he had to keep going. Little dragons swatting him away like a fly, he buzzed on back like he was some kind of Cicin.


Santhe soon joining in on the extravaganza, his Saurian pal's tongue extended, for a moment. Seeing such, the hyena could not help but feel a heavy wave of surprise. Appendage reaching farther than he could have anticipated, his jaw dropped. How impressive. How did they do that? Was he dreaming?


But, the hyena shook his head, no way, he was most certainly awake right now, why would this be some sort of malicious dream? This wasn't Sumeru, this was Natlan. This was not the nation of dreams, it was the nation of war. Battles were everywhere, they were endless, looming, always a constant.


Moving deeper into the temple, something deeper soon awaited the party of two. Large brown Saurains blocking the way with all their might, the chimera stared off into space. Army growing in size in a matter of moments, the soldier jumped ten steps back. He was outnumbered, what was he supposed to do?


Santhe pointing at the wall, the early adult tilted his head. What about the wall? He wasn't sure he understood. Hearing a strange whisper, the hyena almost fell on his buttocks. What in the name of Lesser Lord Kusanali, go inside it, how? How was that even possible? He was dreaming, this was a nightmare. Wake him up when Snezhnaya ends!


Snapping himself out of it, the hyena stretched. Alright, enter a Saurian, what's the worst that could happen? This was just momentary slip into imagination land. Surely, all he needed to do was think. He was a Saurian, not a chimera, He was a dragon, hear roar. Roaring like a moron, he soon opened his eyes.


Finding himself inside something else's vessel, the hyena tried to not shout. How did he end up in this thing? But, he snapped himself out of it. How rude of him to think that. This was a live being, not an object, he needed to take all that back right now, before it was too late.


Dragon body his to borrow, he turned his scaly body to the right and left. Raging little monsters on the pathway for miles upon miles, the almighty Saurian let out a roar. This had to work, surely. Opponents hightailing it, the soldier broke out into a sweat. It was that simple? How strange. Flames dissipating, the time had come to go beneath the temple one and for all. Breaking free from the Saurian's body, Santhe and he took the leap of faith.


Bottom soon reached, a trail of very odd creatures awaited, mechanical being everywhere the eyes can see, familiar faces had graced the area tenfold. Rashmi, Malati, Iomra and Satine fighting strange moth creature, he could hear a festival of screams come from the center of the temple. Robots defeated in one fell swoop, Siorc's jaw almost fell on the floor. Should he change Santhe's name to Mary Sue? Maybe so. It was almost as if a Mary Sue was a perfect being in fiction, not like he'd know, or anything.


"What's with the Wayobs lately?!" Iomra cried.


"Nothing, ignore them," Rashmi said.


"I reckon we can't do that?" Malati said. "They're in pain."


"Why should one are about their pain?" Rashmi asked.


"Typical uncaring Rashmi, geez!" Satine cried. "We have to defeat them to save them, and--." But, she had been cut off by the sound of an explosion. "Woah, you see that just now! That Saurian on soldier's shoulder, wham! Dead already! How did you do that, fella?"


Santhe burying itself underneath the hyena's open clothes, the chimera mouth lied open agape. How did it do that just now? Something was different about Santhe, but what? Could they he been an abyss denizen in disguise or something? But, he shook his head, no. That wasn't it. They were just a different Saurian from the rest. That was it, surely, that's all it was.


Exiting the temple, the soldier had been slipped a letter. Reading it, bewilderment ate him up like a plate of tacattos. Words demanding he head for the Scions of Canopy, he stared off towards the stormy sky, what was this all about? He could not help but it was a letter of warfare.


But, what awaited him in the southern tribe of Natlan had been the black haired person few weeks prior. Arms crossed around his waist, the hyena broke out into a cold sweat. Something wasn't right here. Something wasn't right at all. Had this man been a Saurian Hunter? Realizing such, the early adult backed away. No, this man was going to take Santhe away. He had to stay away.


"We need to talk," the black haired Saurian hunter said in serious tone. "Your friend here is a very strange Saurian. It can burrow. It should not be able to. It's a Yumkasaurus. I suspect it might be an abyss mage pretending to be a Saurian and it doesn't know what kind of power it's supposed to have."


"Or maybe, this loser dyed his Saurian pink and is forcing it act against its nature!" Ajaw cried, face red. "Stupid, dumb outlanders like you, why I oughta!"


Accusations coming his way, a wave of disgust flowed through the hyena. How dare this dragon think he knows him! He would never do something like that to anything! How could he even mention that possibility? How awful, he can't believe this. Santhe running into his arms, a declaration had been ready.


"Master would never!" Santhe cried. "I just want to...want....to...." But they stopped themselves.


"Well, it seems this Saurian has taken quite the liking to you," the Saurian Hunter said. "It's copying the other tribe's moves. I'll be keeping an eye on them."


Random tribe person informing him he had to head to the underground cave nearby, the early adult gulped, oh no, not again, not another molten area. What purpose did any of this training serve? Nothing, for sure, so what was the point? Surely, there had been other points of training he attempt. Why did it have to be this cave?


Sighing, the chimera shrugged. This was not about him, it was about Santhe. He knew that. And, he knew that he was just a member of the audience, not a participant. He had no right to complain about it whatsoever. What was he doing? Complaints were a forbidden action. Her Majesty would kill him for sure. No more of this.


Reaching the cave after about an hour of roaming around, the soldier's heart skipped more than two beats. A molten cave, a molten cave, why? Natlan was the scary nation of fire, how could he forget? This place, one wrong step and he was done, dead, dinner. Served hot.


Flashing memories of years past flowing through, the hyena let out a yelp. No, no. This place, he had to leave, he had to get out of here. The flames they would eat him, the fire, it would devour him. He had to run, he had to go he had to depart. Her Majesty, why did she want him here so bad? Take him home, someone, please!


"Is he alright?" a redhead with a red hat asked.


"Fatuus, stop making a scene," but she soon corrected herself. "Tourist, silence. One's Saurian is only lava surfing. One can ride on one's back, so stop."


Rashmi soon in dragoon form, the hyena took a deep breath. What in the world was he doing, he was embarrassing himself in front of everyone. How could he do that? People were watching pathetic, he was a pitiful loser. Santhe wiling, too, he covered his face. He was a setting an awful example! He needed to at brave. Snap out of it.


Surfing upon the red hot beds of doom, Santhe squealed. Saurian beginning to slip a little, the hyena yelped. Archons, this was a nightmare, someone wake him up right now. But, he knew this was real. Get it together, get it together. Santhe would be fine, they're lavaproof.


Wave pushing along the way, his Saurian pal had soon slipped further of the edge. Seeing such, the hyena resisted the urge to leap. There was no way Santhe would survive a fall like that Lavaproof, or not. He had to prepare himself for action, no matter what.


Slips and slides continuing onward, Siorc's heart crawled into his throat. No, he cannot bear to watch this anymore. He had to do something, he had to move. What was he doing, sitting by and watching his companion stumble? He needed to do something and fast, before it was too late.


Lanes soon changing, he watched in horror as Santhe did not make it to the right one. Rashmi screaming like mother, like son, the hyena could feel a spark pop off in his brain. Like mother, like son? He'll rush this dragon, destroy her, make her feel pain. But, he snapped himself out of it. Cut it out, shark brain, not now.


Santhe soon slipping, the hyena could take no more. No, he can't do this anymore. He won't sit by and watch as Santhe suffers. He had to rescue them. Standing upward, the hyena took the lunge of faith. Airborne, he let out a shout. Santhe, he had to save Santhe, he had to grab them.


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Dropping towards the bottom, the soldier reached for the Saurian. But, such was a futile effort. Legs sinking in almost immediately, the hyena let out a scream. Ankles boiling, his wails continued. Just how stupid was he? This was it, it was over, he was gone, dead, roasted hyena. What was he thinking?


Redheaded woman coming out of nowhere from up above, the hyena tilted his head. This lady could fly? But, he disregarded such. No, he was simply imagining it. Of course he was. His brain was playing tricks on him. That's all it was, surely. But, he had soon been brought back to reality.


"How reckless can one be?" Dragon Rashmi growled. "Did one not tell the tourist dragons are fireproof? One should listen!"


Hearing such, the hyena turned his head off towards the opposite direction. Right, what was he thinking? Dragons were fireproof. Santhe would he been fine. He knew that. Santhe clinging to him like glue, he stared at them. What was he thinking? If he had another incident, Her Majesty would kill him. The Agent would be disappointed in him.


Dragged back to his tent, the hyena's heels throbbed. But, he knew he deserved this pain. He was a reckless fool. A foolish hyena who never listened. The small burns were a reminder. Darkness looming over him, the thoughts continued. It was his fault Santhe slipped, he was to blame, it was all him.


Spark popping off in his brain, the soldier broke into a guttural laugh. He should have punched that stupid volcano. He should have crushed it. He should have crushed everyone. That lava, it meant nothing. Get over being pathetic and face reality. He's soldier, at like one!


But, the hyena shooed such thoughts away. What in the world was he saying? What was with him today? He needed to calm down. Taking a deep breath, the rational switch flipped upward. What was he doing, letting such thoughts enter his brain? He could feel the shame eat him up like a snack. Absolutely abhorrent. No more of this. One more outburst, and he would become a monster, for sure.


Rolling himself up into a ball, the early adult forced a yawn. Wave of intense fatigue swallowing him whole, the early adult closed his eyes. Land of tormented dreams ready to take him away for the evening, the young soldier could feel his consciousness slip away.


But, what awaited him in the dream world had been a sight to behold. Moth monster with pure red eyes, the hyena's knees were soon jelly. This being, why had it been so enraged? Unheard shouts coming his way in full swing, he covered the dream eyes. Spotlight blinking over him the hyena's dream eyes remained shut.


Flame underneath him, a loud wail penetrated into reality. Torso becoming one with flames, the soldier burst into dream tears. Why was it, no matter how much time were to pass, the fire incident would not let him go? The lava was commanding, his master, the owner. World all black, his pupils shot open in the dead of night.
Santhe next to him as he awoke, the early adult rubbed his eyes. But, he had soon been dragged back to the subconscious world, in an uneven heartbeat.


Did they sense something was amiss?


This Saurian was too good to him.


***


"Santhe is too kind to me,
And I do not deserve it, I do
Not deserve their kindness at all.
They deserve a better companion than me.
Hahaha, of course they do. Rashmi would be so prefect for them
Eh, no, stop it, stop, stop it.


I shouldn't say that. I really
Shouldn't. That is not fair


To Santhe, I am worthy
Of them. I am worthy
Of them, of course I am. They are


Not too kind to me,
I'm overthinking it. Of
Course I am! I'm
Especially overthinking it."


Waking up the next morning, the chimera had received an earful from Aega. Told he was lucky it was not more serious, he let out a sigh. Why was Aega always so uptight? But, he supposed anyone would be if they were a nurse assistant. It was best to not judge her.


Informed he would be healing up in the hot springs, the soldier could feel everything crack. The hot springs was that really needed? He did not need to do such a thing, the injuries were minor, were they not? Surely, he could resume training as is. But, the cookie would not crumble.


Aega dragging him to the hot springs, the early adult let out a sigh. Was this really necessary? She was exaggerating all this. Why would sitting in a spring of boiling water heal his burns? How ridiculous, that's not going to happen. Brought to a surfer tribe, People of the Springs, the soldier tried to turn around. But, his collar had soon been grabbed, tossed towards the white haired surfer girl, words he dreaded had cut him with a xiphos.


"You're injured? Alright, Mr. Stubborn, follow me," the white hair surfer girl said.


Placed in the cold springs, the hyena groaned. This was so annoying, he did not need this, for sure. Santhe seating themselves on the edge shivering, the early adult blinked. Were they terrified of water? He needed to get out of this bed of liquid right now. It was not fair to his pal, for sure.


As if the archons had heard him, a clap of thunder descended from above. But, what soon followed was terror upon the springs. Rifthounds abound, the chimera grit his teeth. How dare these monsters think they waltz into Natlan as they please, they'd pay for this! Spark popping off in his brain, he repeated such. They would pay dearly for this, mark his not said words.


Santhe going ahead of him, the hyena could hardly believe his eyes at the sight before him. chrysanthemums summoned in bulk, he swore he could hear them say they have to prove themselves to master. Heart sinking, he shook his head. Santhe, why were they trying so hard to impress him? They were fine as they were.


Abyss monsters vanquished after about three hours of fighting, the hyena dragged himself back to the Children of Echoes. Perhaps, just maybe, it was time to take a break from training. But, before he could return, a surprise guest rose from the ashes of nothing.


Transparent Cyril doing a few tricks to one last Riftwolf, the early adult blinked. Huh, what was he doing here? Was he seeing things? He had to he been, for sure. Rat man's wings set ablaze, he shook his head. He's too tired for this nonsense right now. Someone wake him up, he's dreaming. But, he had soon been proven wrong.


"What ya never seen an astral projection?" Cyril asked. "Ya wanna go?"


Turning around, the hyena paid him no mind. He was a ghost, he couldn't see him. He was a ghost, he couldn't see him. Returning to the convene spot, the Agent soon dismissed him. Demanding he leave his pet behind, he groaned. How could he say something so insulting?


Teleport Waypoint taking him back to the military barracks, the soldier walked through the icy cold hallways. Reaching the soundproof room after about fifteen minutes of walking, the early adult let out a yawn. Tiredness ready to devour him, the hyena removed his uniform. Weaponized hairpins and earrings put away as well, the early adult slumped into the uncomfortable bed wave of sleep ready to take him away, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Is Santhe truly a Saurian? Perhaps, just maybe, that hunter was right.


Perhaps, just maybe, they were an abyss mage in disguise.


Could that be the case? The soldier sure hoped not.

 

[Palamon]

18: Inazuma Youkai Switcheroo 2: Sacrificial Services
"Just, alright, hold on a second, Your Majesty,
Ugh, perhaps there's
Something here I'm missing
There's something I'm missing right?


Why do I have to go back to Inazuma? I
Hardly understand pretty much
Any of this, I really
Truly, do not. None of this


Is making pretty much any
Sense. None at all. I really, truly don't


Get it. Honestly, how could I?
Okay, so, let me start by saying,
I'm a little confused right
Now about Inazuma, I don't really
Gather what's going


On there, at the moment,
Nothing is making any sense.


It's not making any sense.
None whatsoever, and I'm trying to follow


It all so it does, but it does
Not at all whatsoever
And, let me be honest here, if I keep going to Inazuma right now, I might get
Zapped. Well, I guess I'm probably overthinking it, but
Uh, I don't really know, to be honest,
Maybe it's best I don't go there
At all. It's


Not like anyone will happen if I do
Or anything, right?
What could possibly happen?


It's not like there aren't people there who can


Just deal with the youkai by themselves,
Ugh, I'm not even
Sure right now if
This is something I can just avoid.


Her Majesty will
Absolutely kill me if I don't do my job, I'm
Very much aware of that,
Even so, I honestly am


Not quite sure
On what to say here


I'm not even sure what I'm
Dealing with, what
Even is this youkai switcheroo?
Ah, I'm truly not even sure.


Why do I feel like this is going to end
Horrific for me?
Ah, I really don't know, I really,
Truly, honestly, don't know


At all. I really do
Not know at all. I just
Don't think I can figure out the issue


Here. So the red storm cloud
Okay, so, what
Will I do


About all this? It's not
Like I can tell who is human and who is youkai. It's not
Like I can sense it


Or anything. It's not like I have the
Foresight to tell, I don't have


That. I don't have the foresight nor
Hindsight to grasp this
Imposter world in front of me.
So, I will not try to unmask the masked. I'll


Just have to defeat everything head on.
Ultimately, I feel like I
Shouldn't try to bother with the
Things I don't know if I'll


Have an answer to,
And even if I did I'd
Probably get everything all wrong, I'd
Probably get everything incorrect.
Even so, right
Now, that's not my focus.
Even so, I cannot
Do that, just


Ignore the issue even so, I
Truly am trying to understand


If they're youkai in
Some sort of imposter switcheroo, I just don't


Know how
I can address that? It's
Not making much sense how I can even
Determine that, until the shadow creature


Opened it's invisible mouth with that big
Fumble. I doubt it


Really wanted to say what it said
At all. I mean, why would
They want to? I
Hardly know why they'd
Even say that, they didn't want to,
Right? Of course they didn't


So, I don't know what to think
Ultimately, I simply just
Don't know, and and I
Doubt it will
Even if this was something I had seen coming
Numerous month


Ago, a youkai switcheroo
Literally doesn't make any sense, but I guess nothing
Like this makes sense. I'm


Trying to understand
How this could but
I'm struggling to
See a point where it


Could, but the red storm cloud is
Always like this, I guess.
Making everything make not
Even a little sense.


Don't know why the red storm cloud did all that,
Of course, in the long run, I
Wouldn't know. I have
No idea. It's just


Likely it wanting to stir up chaos.
It's always trying to stir up
Knee bending chaos. It's
Especially racked up lately. Is


This worse than Fontaine?
Hardly. Worse than Sumeru?
It's definitely not, this
Switcheroo is not


As chaotic as Sumeru's
Noxious dream, it's not as chaotic as that
Deathly plague


In Liyue, and I


Just don't have anything to
Ultimately draw the
Sharp points
To. If there are any. I


Hardly think this will have
Any benefits for the
Villain up above.
Even though I


Need to end this I am
On the fence on


If I can, I
Don't even know what I'm
Even trying to deal with
And get out of the


Way here, and I
Hardly have the mind
At the moment
To broil through all these imposters brewing in the nation. At all.


These imposters exist as they are
Or, maybe they were artificially created, I


Don't know, I have to start
Opening up a case of


Simply trying to figure
Out what this storm cloud is. And


Yet, this honestly feels like
One reach I
Ultimately am not ready to


Make I'm not ready to make it
Even though right now, if I had an
Answer, I'd be able to get rid of this
Noxious being. This poisonous creature just eating everything. Devouring all, consuming the world in its little pocket.


Though, I guess I have to take it
One step at a


Time. One step at a time
Even though I would not
Like to go in this direction, I'd
Like to tackle it head on, and I


Might have to do it in such a way
Everything is making little sense


It's struggling to all come
Together, and I feel like none of it really can. None of


It really can. None of it is making the sense it needs to, and it
Should, but it doesn't. It should, but it won't. Nor do I think


Sense of all
This will be made soon
I'm having my doubts this will
Lead to the storm cloud's demise in Inazuma, it's
Likely not happening


At all. I hardly
Feel like if I were to
Flip the imposters back to
Every human trapped in the
Cloud would it finally vanish from
This nation, or let alone
Everywhere else it's still
Dropping itself into.


But, I really am trying to grasp all this.
You know one thing I


Think I should try to understand
Here is, for one thing, the origin of
Everything, the origin of the


Red storm cloud. How it
Even got here. Because I
Don't have a clue.


Something like this could have been created.
That, I'm not aware
Of, but I
Really, truly am starting to think that
Might be the case, it has to be the


Case here. There is
Likely nothing natural
Of this occurrence
Up in the sky, I highly
Doubt this is something that


Is easily able to happen something sinister and


Artificial is at play here.
Might as well


Start looking more into
That, because that's how itis beginning to look.
Ah, but, who could have created it? I'm
Rather unsure about
That, actually. To be honest
I hear Naofa mentioned that the doctor is doing experiments.
Now, first off, I'm not
Going to act like


That Naofa is correct.
Obviously, these two points do not intersect, I


Feel what's going on on the training grounds isn't
Even related to the storm cloud
Everything is separate but I guess Naofa is
Likely onto something


Likely very onto something
It's not like I should dismiss the point I don't
Know anything so I shouldn't say anything.
Everything here could be the


Possible experiment of the doctor
Right, of course that's
Especially a possibility
That could be
The most possible outcome and
Yet, I'm just thinking again this


Might not be it
Ultimately I just
Can't rule it out, even though I
Have this feeling it's not


Even possible for it to be artificial. I
Very much doubt
Even the Doctor could do something that
Rancid. I just don't see it, and
Yet, I do feat
That it's making sense,
Haha, of course
It makes all the sense in the world
Nothing about this storm cloud feels real!
Get real with me


Here, it's just
Artificial, ah, no, I
Shouldn't act like there is


Just one answer, there
Ultimately isn't,
So don't act like
The case is closed I don't


Get to pretend that there's
Only one point
To cling onto.
There's multiple
Even if I can't see them. I
Need to find those


Sinking threads.
Of course, it


Might end up
Ultimately suffocating me, but I
Can't let this swallow me up
Haha, of course not,


Why would I get swallowed
Over into the drowning possibilities? That's
Ridiculous, it's ludicrous,
Stupid, inane. I need to put an
End to this storm cloud,


And I have to
Now. At least, in Inazuma, I
Don't know if


I'm going to be


Able to Liyue,
Mondstadt. I don't think I can


Since I don't know
The root of
All the problems there.
Right, of course I don't.
Though, I'm trying.
I'm trying. When I'm there
Next, I have to
Get to the root of


The problem, destroy it head
On. I can't just let this


Reach the bottom
Everything has to end,
And it has to be me that
Leads it to there the storm cloud in
Inazuma shall reach its
Zenith, and I'll be the
Executioner. I'll be the jury.


I'll end this, so I


Just have to find the
Ultimate trigger,
So, let's end
This. Let's end this for good. I have to


Come and end this
All for good
No more storm cloud
No more storm cloud.
Okay, so it's
Time to buckle down and focus, I


Have to do this,
All of this has to end
Now, and if it's the
Doctor's little experiment, I'll
Let him know that it's
Especially disgusting of him to


Artificially create this
Literal trash, this
Literal garbage


This literal nonsense, but
He doesn't care,
I'm sure, I'm
Sure. I


Am absolutely certain on that. It's not
Like it'll all be
Over immediately, of course, I
Need to remind myself
Everything takes time,


But I'll be the one to
Ultimately end all
This, it's going to end.


I'll eliminate this


Horrible storm cloud
And stop this from spreading, I am not
Very confident, but
Even still,


This has to be done.
Once it's gone in Inazuma, I will


Need to find the root
Of the problem. I've


Got to try and find the
Origin and I need
To fast. I


Need to get it done and
Over with fast.


Count the days it's
Here the countdown
Of the end.
If it's artificial I
Can just
Eliminate it permanently. It'll be over soon, so watch me. Diligence is key."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the hyena's diplomatic Fatui life. The pattern was a never ending loop, circling over and over again, with no ending in sight. The cycle was a world of pain, always breaking apart apart and starting anew in a permanent elliptical. The night before him had been no different, as well.


Before him had been a field of forsythias. They were a bright, small golden flowers forming bushels. Seeing such flowers, the chimera could not help but wonder. Where in the dream world had he been this time? He had never seen such flowers in the mortal, waking world.


But, something had felt immediately off, in a matter of moments. Hearing a loud drip in the corner, the hyena turned his dream head towards the left and right. But, where he found himself added more questions than answers. Seeing something else quite unusual, the inquires kept on rolling in.


Seeing glaciers and strong icicles hanging from the cave ceilings, the chimera tilted his dream head once more. Just where in the dream world could he have possibly been? He had never seen such area in his entire life. Where could glaciers of such massive size existed? The soldier did not know.


Feeling a chill in the dream air, the chimera broke out into a shiver. But, he tried to snap himself out of it. This was a dream, why was he shivering? Shaking his head, he attempted to exit the area. He needed to get out of here, at all costs, no matter what. He could not stay here.


Such had been a failure before it could even begin. Dream body pushed forward, the hyena let out a sigh. Why was it that, no matter what dream he was in, he had to deal with something horrifying? Shrugging, the hyena knew that's how it would always be. The subconscious land was nothing more than a world of horror waiting to eat him.


As the dream world continued to forcefully push him forward, the hyena could hear the ever familiar laugh he had gotten quite used to by now. Hearing such, the hyena let out a sigh. The shadow creature was here. Didn't they ever give up? He could not help but feel a heavy wave of aggravation at their presence within his dream world.


Moving along, the chimera couldn't help but let out a dream groan. This creature. Why couldn't they just go away already? But, he shook his head at such. He knew that would not happen until their defeat were to arrive. He would remain their target forevermore. Sighing, the questions kept rolling as the world pushed him forward once more.


The shadow creature, what could they possibly want from him? Why did they put a target on his back? Had it been because he was the only one dealing with them and their nonsense? He supposed such could have been the case. No one else had bothered; there were no other souls to go after, for sure.


Sea of laughter only getting louder, the early adult attempted to tune such racket out. Why couldn't they keep themselves quiet? Feet dragged along on an endless loop, the guffaws had only begun to get louder. Ears about ready to fall off, the chimera held off the urge to bite the hand that starves. He heard them already. Hadn't enough been enough?


Enemy to the entirety of Teyvat and possibly beyond right in front of him, something rather terrifying stood out to the hyena. Shadow creature adorning pupils, they had been bright red, like the color of blood. Eyes glowing up a storm, the early adult let out a scream. What was this thing, some Sovereign of Destruction? But, the soldier shook his head. What in the world was he thinking? It's not like this thing was a dragon, or anything.


Creature waving at him like a moron, the hyena slapped his palm across his face. Archons, what could they possibly want from him now? Whatever it was, he wanted absolutely no part in it, whatsoever. Monster looking ready to say something, he turned towards them. Whatever they could have possibly wanted, he would not do it, guaranteed.


"Hi, hi!" the shadow creature cried. "I was expecting you!" They kept waving like a moron as they said such.


Hearing such, the hyena couldn't help but let out a groan. What in the world did they mean they were expecting him? Whatever that meant, he wasn't buying what they were selling. Expecting him? Expecting him for what, a brand new torment session? Been there, done that, times the third. He wasn't about to buy what it was selling, no matter what.


But, such had been forced against the icy tide. Pickaxe tossed his way, the hyena jumped six dream steps back. This creature, just what did they even want from him? Did they seriously think throwing a tool at him? How rude. He would not take part in their shenanigans, whatsoever. Shadow creature's opaque finger pointing at icicle glaciers, a demand had soon come his way.


"Get rid of them!" the shadow creature demanded.


Hearing such, the hyena backed twenty steps away. Excuse him? Dream labor? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. He would do no such thing, under any circumstance. Trying to get away, he had been sent right back. Shadow creature let out a loud shout, the soldier let out a groan. He was a prisoner to the job; nothing could be done.


"Who said you could run away? I won't allow it!" the shadow creature shouted. "Hurry up, and get to work!" They pointed at the glacier as they said such.


Dragged towards the large stalagmite of icy doom, the chimera let out a heavy groan. He had to do what now? Mine this glacier. What in the world was this dream? Slamming down upon the icy creature of doom, nothing happened whatsoever. Object harder than rock, the early adult held back the urge to bite with his dream shark teeth. What in the world was this thing made out of, titanium ice?


Continuing with all his might, not a single thing had been broken whatsoever. Pressing down harder and harder, nothing broke. Everything staying intact, the hyena tried with all his might not to burst into tears. Why was it so difficult to crack this thing? He did not know, but knew that, no matter what, he had to try harder.


But, such attempt had been in vain. Struggling for dream minutes on end, something of complete and utter terror had soon been tossed the soldier's way. Ball of flames sent his way, the chimera let out a loud scream. Where in the world did that come from? Hearing a growl dance his way, he turned towards the noise.


"Are you even trying?!" the shadow creature asked, annoyed. "Try harder, or else I'll throw your body into a boiling geyser!"


Warning coming his way, the soldier's dream heart skipped more than four beats. He had to try harder, before it was too late. What was he doing, hitting the axe so lightly? Hitting as hard as his hands could possibly muster, nothing happened. Trying again, such nothing repeated. Everything looping, the failures piled themselves up.


Glacier almost letting out a roar, the hyena could not help but break out into a sweat. Why was this thing so a though thing to break? What was it made of? But, he shook his head. He had t o destroy it, or he would become geyser food. Any second now. Heated ball of fire throwing his way once again, the chimera released a scream that did not penetrate into reality.


"Didn't I tell you to try harder?!" the shadow creature demanded. "This is your last warning! Fail again, and you can say goodbye!"


Hearing such, the hyena could feel himself about ready to crack. Try harder? How could he try any harder than he already was? Attempting to mine away, nothing happened. Hearing a metallic clang, he tried again. But, nothing happened. Loop continuing for dream hours on end, he could hear a loud ticking noise. Oh, no, was time up? Ding breaking another fireball had come his way.


Shadow creature floating upward, pitch black darkness had come the glacier's way. Object crashing down into absolutely nothing, the soldier's jaw dropped straight open. How did they do that? Just how powerful was this creature? But, his thoughts had soon been cut off, in a matter of moments.


"You're so pathetic!" the shadow creature cried. "I'm tired of your incompetence! Bye bye!"


Lifted upward, the wall crumbled around him. Seeing such, the soldier's dream eyes grew wide. Boiling geyser out in front of him, the chimera's closed his eyes. This was it, it was over, he was done, burned; toast. How could he have performed so poorly? The dream world was out to get him, for sure.


Body becoming one with the geyser, the hyena let out a scream. Body boiling away, he could feel his dream life fade away. Chest set ablaze, he could hear the shadow creature laughing up a storm. As his dream body burned away into nothing, he closed his dream eyes. Subconscious death taking him away, one last thought let itself out.


This was all just a game, wasn't it?


***


"To be honest, I have no idea what to say anymore.
How has this become so intricate? I really don't understand what's happening here at all.
I am so thoroughly confused about all of this. And, I
Simply just don't get it. I'm starting to feel like this


Is far bigger of a problem than I could have ever imagined. I'm
Starting to fear this might never be resolved, in any possible way.


Maybe, everything is in a loop.
And, maybe this is something I have dealt with countless times before. I don't
Know, I don't know anything. I don't know anything at all.
I feel like it's never ending. I feel like this might
Never reach a conclusion. I'm
Getting this feeling this has been an


Ever growing issue for a
Very long time now, and this is just the beginning.
Everything is going to loop and repeat, loop and repeat, loop and repeat, loop and repeat, loop and repeat, loop and repeat.
No, no, that's absolutely ridiculous. What is this nonsense I'm going off about? It's not


Like that's what's going on here? I am just wildly
Exaggerating. This will not go on forever, and I know that. It's been removed from
Sumeru. It's been removed from Fontaine, and it's been
Sliced away from nowhere else, at present. It


Still exists in Mondstadt. It still exists in Liyue, and it
Even still lives on in Inazuma. It's at its peak in
Natlan. Does it exist still within Snezhnaya? And,
Should I be concerned about beyond these areas? It had
Even been inside that book world.


Now, I wonder if everywhere else could be affected by this. Where I had gone
Over to in the past I can no longer visit,
What about that archipelago? I cannot go here.


Ah, and what about the places I have
Never been? What will happen there? I
Don't know. I truly am clueless.


I guess, in the near future, I might be sent to these places,


Right? The places I haven't
Ever been. Like the Mare Jivari,
Ah, come to think of it, where is that? I guess it's
Likely somewhere beyond my reach, but I don't know. It's not
Like I have much to say about it. And
Yet, I am worried about all of this.


Just how far does this issue extend?
Ultimately, I don't know. I truly have no idea how far this goes.
So, I just have
To focus on one thing at a time.


Don't waste my time
Overthinking about anything that does


Not truly matter, in the long run.
Of course, I will probably be sent
There eventually. I don't even know if this place is Teyvat, or anything, or if it's above or


Underneath this world, but I that is
Not my concern in any capacity right now. And, I
Don't have time to focus on it.
Even so, it goes without saying, if this has
Reached beyond the
Seven, what can I really do about all
That? I will likely be dealing with this storm cloud for
Awhile. Forever? I don't know. I do
Not know. And, yet, from what I can tell this is a big hole that's been
Dug into the center of Teyvat. Wait, hole?


Ah, no, that. That doesn't make a lick of sense.
Not a hole. But, really, what can I say instead?
You know, to be honest,
There's not much else I can say.
How much further has this spread?
I don't know, and I cannot say.
Now, I guess, I will be focusing on Inazuma, and, I don't quite
Gather what I can do


About this gigantic youkai switcheroo,
But I have to do something before it gets too
Out of hand. Last time, I had been told by that creature
Up above, were I
To complete all their puzzles,


They swap all the people back in. I
Hardly think that, even if
I do that, they'll actually leave,
So, I don't know


Anymore. And, it does seem like
That they were probably bluffing when they said


All that. Perhaps they were just
Lying. I don't know how much in control they are of their own domain. I guess I should take a
Look and see, I will be sent to Inazuma


Again, I'm sure this is
Not going to be easy. I hardly know how deep this goes.
Yet, I feel like the longer I take to
Move through all this and get rid
Of the youkai, the harder it'll get to
Remove the storm cloud from
Everywhere possible.


Why do I have to do this all alone? Why do I
Have to do this by myself? The
Only place thus far I had an army


Of people to assist me was the storybook world.
Right, in Sumeru? I was alone. In Fontaine, I


Was alone. No one
Helped me. I was
Alone. And I will probably be alone
To deal with Inazuma, too. But, I


Can't ask for help. I
Really can't. I am not allowed. I know if I
Even attempt to so, Her Majesty will kill me.
And, I will be gone.
That will be it.
Everything will be gone. So, I won't
Dare to ask for help. I won't dare


To ask for assistance. I
Have to do this all alone.
I have to do this by myself.
So, don't even bother to ask


Such things, don't even bother
To think about such things.
Of course, that's how it goes.
Right, that's how it goes,
Might as well stop thinking about it.


Can't say that matters, It's not
Like it matters
Or anything. I guess it
Ultimately doesn't mean much, and I guess I just have to
Dig myself through


All this, and say
Nothing. Don't say a word,
Don't complain, don't ask any questions.


What will become of everything else if I leave the cloud to fester? I
Hardly think Liyue has much longer, and
Yet, I haven't been sent there.


I really need to be sent
There before entire nation


Is turned into qilins, I have to act fast and complete this
Storm cloud creature's demands,


So that they depart from
This area, I have to do that
And I have to do it fast.
Right, I have to be quick, or
The other nations will be eaten.
It's going to eat everything.
Nothing will survive if I let it
Get eaten. Nothing will survive. So I have


To hurry, before anything worse can happen,
Or everything will be devoured. The


Feast has just begun,
Even if everything is already
Eaten, I have to ensure I
Lead this to the end.


Lead this all to the end,
I don't think it's possible, I don't
Know if it is,
Even so, I don't have a choice, it's


Not like I thought I did.
And, it's not like this will be
Over in one
Fell swoop. I know
All that by now. And


It'll be a
Slow and difficult descent


Of trials and tribulations.
Now, things are just getting costly for
Teyvat, and it's
Obviously going to get worse


Soon, if I don't do something,
Our world will
Melt away. It will be
Eaten, devoured,
Tasted. I don't know what to do if it
Has spread beyond my reach.
If it has, I will
Not attempt to fix it all, but I
Guess, I'll have to, won't I?


Bet Her Majesty expects me to do it all.
Ugh, of course she will,
Though, I honestly don't know


If she knows about the red storm cloud.


Why would she?
Of course she doesn't.
Ugh, of course she doesn't. It's
Likely she doesn't know at all.
Does anyone even care?


Perhaps, if more people knew, there would be a
Relatively high amount of people
Especially dealing with this strong
Force of nature.
Even if it's artificial.
Right, of course if people cared,


That would be the case.
Of course it would be. But, that's


Not how it is,
Of course it's not.
The pesky penguins didn't do anything.


I'm certain they
Never had any intention of doing so, anyway. And, I'm
Very much feeling the
Others wouldn't have, either. And, it's not
Like it matters now. It's
Very much already over in Fontaine,
Everyone has been freed from that


Monster now, that's just how it is.
Yes, it's already over,
So, I can't really anything on what could have been.
Eh, what can I do? I don't even know who can and cannot see it. I guess the humans
Likely cannot, or maybe they just don't care.
For now, I guess I


Won't focus on who can and cannot see
It. I don't think this is something
That means much for anything.
How could it?


There is no reason for me to
Have any speculations regard that.
Eh, why bother
Making assumptions


On any of this?
Ultimately, I shouldn't.
The generic nobodies
Shouldn't matter.
It's not like I care. I
Don't care about a single one of them.
Eh. Why should I care about the nobodies?


Why should I care about those same faces? I
Hardly care, I won't
Ever, they mean absolutely
Nothing to me.


It is what it is.


At least, for now, I
Might as well disregard the unimportant.


For now, the
Only thing that matters is
Removing that red storm
Cloud. I have to do
Everything I can to get rid of that
Dastardly monster.


That's the
Only thing that matters.


Don't focus
On anything that doesn't matter.


Since, at the moment, focusing
On nonsense that means nothing will


Feed me into even worse nonsense.
Of course it doesn't matter who can or cannot see the
Red storm cloud.


Nor who does
Or doesn't notice it.
Why should I care who is ignoring it and who isn't? It


Just doesn't matter.
Ultimately, I know that.
Stop thinking about it. Stop
Thinking about it. I


Don't care. I'm sure Her Majesty
Obviously knows about the storm cloud, but


Maybe she doesn't since she has not even told me
Yet, destroy the red storm cloud.


What should I focus
On, at the moment? I'm
Really unsure, I don't
Know. Inazuma, Natlan? Mondstadt, Liyue?


All of these locations are
Now being eaten by that
Dangerous cloud.


To be perfectly
Honest, I couldn't care less about Snezhnaya? Why should
I care about the land I was whisked away to? I do
Not. For I care, it can rot. I don't
Know who will have to deal with that


Nonsense, but I won't.
Oh, well, guess what? Not my problem.


For this place can burn
Up and proceed to
Rot. I don't care what happens
To this nation, and I
Have no feelings about this place.
Eh, if she tells me to go
Round and round


An deal with this
Blatant weather chaos,
Obviously I am
Ultimately not allowed
To say no.


As, if I do that, she'll kill me. So,
No matter what, if she demands I do so, I must say
Yes. I have to do what I'm told,


Obviously. I have to, no matter what.
For now, Snezhnaya is not in


The cards. I know that.
However, should
It be, I don't know what to do.
So, will hope


And pray that something else deals with all
That. Hope


And pray, I am not the one
Left to deal with all that garbage.
Let us hope I am not the one, going forward."


Upon waking up the next morning, the scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human mind. But, the hyena knew he had to snap himself out of it. What in the world is he doing? Why is he concerning himself over a dream? They were not real. He knew that. Throwing such all away, the hyena rose from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come to begin the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the hyena's uniform melted onto his partially human person, the hyena could not help but wonder. Why did Her Majesty want him to win the tournament in Natlan so badly? What would the prize even do for her? This was Snezhnaya. Why would anything offered work outside of there? What would it do for him? Or Her Majesty, rather? She would take it from him, for sure.


Throwing such thoughts away, the chimera let out a sigh. He needed to stop getting lost in thought. He had to focus on getting ready. The Natlan Saurian battle competition, he had to win, no matter what. The choice was not his if he wished to keep on living. Slapping his cheeks, the chimera kept his focus on getting ready.


Work mode switch flipping upward, the hyena clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning cross shaped ones, the soldier stared off into space. Was turning his prized possessions into weapons what he truly wanted? Rational brain on, at the moment, regret flowed through the chimera.


Regret twisting and turning, the hyena stared off into space. If only he could go back in time and make the event of the request to weaponize his hairpins and earrings disappear. But, the soldier shook his head. It was already far too late. He has to live with the consequences of his actions forevermore.


Hearing hail slap down upon the window, the hyena flinched. Why is Her Majesty angry for? He's hardly even dawdling all that much. Hail slamming down upon the window even harder, the chimera let out a scream. Alright, he gets it, Her Majesty, he'll hurry up and finish getting ready.


Dendro vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the chimera couldn't help but wonder. What could he do to increase his current elemental powers? Was training with Naofa enough? But, the soldier shook his head. Of course it wasn't enough. He wasn't strong enough. He needed to get stronger, better, faster.


Staring at the Geo Delusion, the soldier wondered. Would using it make him stronger? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. Of course, it wouldn't. It would make him weaker, guaranteed. He could not allow himself to give into the temptation. Pushing it away, he kept his focus forward.


Gazing at the sinister orb for a little while longer, the question had begun to circulate like a bloodstream. Should he just throw the Geo Delusion away? Perhaps, just maybe, he would be better off it disappeared for good. But, the hyena disregarded such ludicrous thinking. Of course he'd use it. Now just wasn't the right time.


Stream continuing to flow, the chimera's thoughts kept on going. Thoughts about his Saurian companion breezing through, he could not help but ponder. Just who, or what, were they? He did not know why, but he was starting to think something was quite off about them.


But, the early adult threw such thoughts away. What was he doing? What did it matter what Santhe is, or was? Surely, he's overthinking all that. But, he shook his head. Maybe he should not disregard all this. Something about that dragonkin was quite suspicious. And, such had been the case for quite awhile.


Throwing such thoughts away, the hyena returned his focus to the workday at hand. He really needed to stop overthinking all this. What did it matter if Santhe was not as they seemed? Was anyone really, truly how they appeared? Everyone had their secrets. He needed to stop concerning himself over such a thing.


Heelless shoes on, and rations devoured, the hyena tossed such thoughts out the window. Such had been a given, at this point. Nothing was as it seemed. Everything was an iceberg, with only the surface viewable. Everyone is hiding something. Who was he to judge? Such was the web of life. A thread of lies, the truth, and everything in between.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the early adult flinched. Time had run out already? The hourglasses' sand had fallen much faster than he anticipated. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera hurried to get himself together. There was no more time.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will continue to deal with the problems occurring around Inazuma. Change into your temporary uniform. Quickly now. Do not keep Her Majesty waiting."


Hideous violet uniform in the Agent's hands, the early adult hissed at the clothes. Why did it always have to be purple? Why did it always have to be that obnoxious color? He was getting quite tired of seeing it. Did it truly matter what he wore? He knew it didn't. No one would notice, for sure.


Inazuma echoing in his eardrums, the hyena stared off into space. Why did he have to go there again? Wasn't Inazuma a closed nation? There was no way he would be able to slip through there without getting caught. And, what problem would he have to deal with, exactly? Why couldn't Her Majesty ever be less vague?


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "What is your problem?" There was an annoyed tone in his voice. What could possibly be on the soldier's mind besides work? The Agent could hardly fathom it. "Hurry up, and get changed, this instant! Stop stalling!"


The chimera flinched as the Agent hurried him along. Right, he had to hurry right along. He didn't have time to dawdle. It was a crime to waste Her Majesty's time. He knew that. Reaching for the uniform, he he held in a groan. It was time to put the hideous uniform on, once and for all.


Bright, purple Inazuman outfit burning into his damaged retinas, the hyena closed his eyes, for a moment. Archons, why couldn't Her Majesty give him a different colored disguise, for a change? But, he supposed it had already been far too late for that. What's done is done. Taking a deep breath, he returned his attention towards the Agent.


"I am ready, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Ready or not, he supposed he had no choice in the matter.


"Good, soldier," the Agent responded. "Before you head to Inazuma, you must head to Mondstadt to have a special weapon crafted. It would seem materials to craft weapons have mysteriously dried up. We do not know the cause, but it is currently being looked into." Bag shaking behind him, he slammed into onto the hyena's backside. "The blueprint required is inside the front compartment. Leave promptly."


Agent soon exiting the area, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. Hold on a second, where had all the weapon materials gone in Snezhnaya? But, the soldier shook his head. What did it matter? He hardly cared about such a thing. Why should he? Opening up his proxy map, the questions kept rolling themselves out onto the icy cold floor.


Why did he have to go to Mondstadt? Did it really matter where he would have it made? But, the chimera shrugged his shoulders. If that's where he had to have his weapon made, then so it shall be. Capital of Mondstadt soon highlighted, the chimera closed his eyes as the fast travel to the city of freedom began.


Was the red storm cloud devouring all of Snezhnaya's resources?


Why hasn't Her Majesty done anything about it?


***


"Sometimes, I ponder if Tenge has a few screws loose.
Okay, now I know that's a little bit of a rude things to say about
My boyfriend, but I am
Especially more concerned about him lately.
The stuff he's been saying,
I believe he
Might be seeing things that aren't
Even there, or at least, at first, that's how it
Seemed to me. Now,


I'm not saying he's crazy.


What kind
Of partner would I be if I said something like that about him?
Now, yes, I will admit he is pretty explosive sometimes, but I guess that
Doesn't mean he's lost his marbles, or anything.
Err, so why do I think he's seeing things? Or was,
Rather? Well, where do


I start? Well, I guess I should start off by saying,
For one thing, he claimed there was this


Massive storm cloud in the sky.
You know, at first I didn't know what he was talking about.


But, I guess it was my fault for not taking his word for it. I
Only just noticed it now. And,
Yet, I am not really seeing the issue here. So I do
Fear he might have a few screws loose. But I won't
Ramble on about
It. But, there is another issue that I was
Especially puzzle about him bringing up.
Now, I'll start by admitting that I just
Do not see a problem with Youkai


Having a moment of
A switcheroo with humans.
So, I am not quite sure what the issue is here.


At least, the Guji says there's nothing


For us to concern ourselves over.
Even so he
Won't stop telling me there's


Something wrong with all that, and we should try and do something.
Can't really see the
Especially big picture here,
What's the problem with
Some youkai switching places with humans? I don't


Like dismissing my partner's points,
Or anything, but I am failing to find
One reason why
Something like this should
Even be a point of concern.


I am certain there


Was always more youkai than humans,
Or something like that.
Unless, the one
Losing my marbles is me?
Did not consider that the one that had a screw loose might have been me.


Now, I suppose that would mean we are
Even more perfect for each other than I originally thought.
Vying for the nuts, that seems like an
Especially perfect poem to write
Right now. Ah, no, that is pretty


Silly. That wouldn't be
A very good poem,
Yikes, goodness, me.


That would never be approved, and I
Highly doubt Tegne would produce
Art for something
That's poking fun at


The screws loose in
Our heads.


Hmm, I suppose
I should listen to him, and
Maybe we should investigate some things. Not the


Orobashi's Legacy stuff, though.
For, I do think that


Could be the issue here.
Of course, Tegne
Uttered a lot about that. I tried to tell him that wasn't
Related to the issues right now,
So, I want to tell him we are not completing that
Especially long ritual,


But I think he's given
Up on
That after I told


Him that the
Eerie storm cloud up there


Has nothing to do with
Anything currently going on,
So I ask him to try and dismiss it. He may


Be pretty explosive sometimes, but
Even so, I still adore him and
Every one of his flaws. And, I'm not going to
Nitpick at them.


Guess, for now, it would be best if we try to
Engross ourselves in searching for
These apparent youkai
That have replaced the humans,
It's a long shot right
Now, I know, but I
Guess we should start looking around.


Where do we start?
I haven't a clue, but
Let's just start venturing
Down towards Ritou,
Err what was their name that
Ritou sensei? Hmm, I haven't a clue, but


Let's find them
Anyway, and see what
They have to say.
Err, well, they might be in class right now, so
Let's just wait but, I guess
You never know what might happen. So, let us not waste any time. Onward."


Upon reaching the capital city of Mondstadt, the hyena turned his head towards the red and left, the soldier could feel a wave of doom flow through him. Was it just him, but did something feel terribly wrong here? Air feeling rather heavy, the hyena grit his teeth. Something isn't right here.


Nature still not healed, the soldier could not quite grasp this in any capacity. It had been a couple of week since the incident now. But, he supposed it would take quite awhile for Mondstadt to fully heal. Gazing upwards towards the red storm cloud, he could not help but wonder. Was the shadow creature eating up the nature around them?


But, the chimera shook his head. It wasn't that simple, he supposed. It would probably take quite some time for Mondstadt return to normal. Nearly everything had died when he had been here last. Surely, it would take months, perhaps, even years to go back to the way it was.


Slapping his cheeks, the soldier threw such thoughts away. There was nothing he could do about such. The land had been ravaged. What could he possibly do about it? It was beyond his control. The riftwolves incident, it surely had nothing to do with the red storm cloud up above. It had to have been separate, for sure.


Knowing he had to head for the blacksmith, the soldier prepared himself. Whatever weapon he had to have made, he needed to have it done quickly, and head to Inazuma right away, without question. Removing himself beside the waypoint, the soldier dashed through the area.


But, immediately upon doing something, something quite unusual had begun to twist and turn. Road splitting apart, a heavy wave of disbelief flew through the hyena. What in the world just happened? He had to have been imagining things, surely. Turning his head towards the right and left, he attempted to move forward.


Looping in a circle, the hyena scratched his cheek. Huh? What was he doing back where he started again? Gazing at the path in front of him, something wasn't quite right. Had the Knights been performing construction, or something? But, the hyena shook his head at such. No, that couldn't have possibly been it.


Moving right along, the chimera had soon been back where he started once more. Seeing such, ha couldn't quite grasp anything that was happening. What was going on here? Had the warped space moved itself over to the Nation of Freedom upon removing the Nation of Wisdom from its storm cloud nonsense?


Cracking his knuckles, the hyena let out a scream. What in the world was going on here? This was so strange. Placing one leg in front of the other, the soldier had prepared to run. Surely, this wasn't a looping path, there had to have been an end to all this. Observing the area, another off feeling overtook the chimera.


Something floating on the pathway as he passed by the outdoor restaurant for what felt like the fifteenth time, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint at the sight playing out in front of him. Large sea of wasted food out in front of him, the chimera scratched his head. What in the world is going on here?


Gigantic carrots with a multitude of strange faces and shapes grumbling in front of him, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. What in the world was going on here? Was he dreaming? Where had this army of rooted vegetables come from? None of this was real, was it? This was some kind of nightmare.


Pinching himself, the chimera hissed as he felt a sting. He was awake right now, alright. Gazing upward, he shook his head. What in the world was that shadow creature trying to accomplish here? Had this been the reason the nation's nature had not been healing in any shape or form?


Discarded carrots floating towards him, the hyena's eyes opened wide at the sight before him. Drills on their bottoms, the soldier could feel a wave of shock flow through him. What in the world was going here? Creatures charging towards him, he jumped six steps back. Vegetables still coming towards him, he closed his eyes for a moment.


Human hands become hyena paws, the wasted food had begun to crumble into pieces one after another. First sea of roots falling apart, the chimera understood absolutely nothing. How could something like this happen? There was absolutely no way this was normal. Had someone wasted a whole bunch of food, and it gained some sort of feelings?


Multiple carrots slain one after another, the hyena disregarded such thoughts. There had to have been something supernatural at play here, for sure. But, the chimera tried to tune such out. Why would it be the work of some sort of entity from beyond? If such were the case, he would not be able to see it, for sure. He could not see ghosts.


Further carrots turned into nothing but compost, the pathway had soon begun to split back to normal, seeing such, nothing had made sense in any capacity. Was what just happened even real? He was starting to find it quite difficult to tell what was real, and what was fantasy.


Vegetable fiasco done and dealt with, the hyena could not help but wonder. Could this have been some sort of prank from that bartender cat girl from the cat's tail? But, the chimera threw that point off the dartboard. No, why would that be it? There was no way. She wasn't wielding a Dendro Vision. Blinking, he could not help but wonder. Did anyone in Mondstadt wield the power of nature? He did not believe he had ever seen such in any capacity.


Shrugging, the chimera pressed onward. Did it really matter how this could have been possible? It had to have just been the red storm cloud creating chaos for the sake of causing problems? He did not have time to deal with any of this whatsoever. Descending the staircase, the blacksmith had soon been upon him. But, what he had been told next had been quite the annoyance to behold as the well built man read over the weapon crafting recipe.


"If you want this made, you need to bring me some Magical Crystal Chunks," the blacksmith said. "You have a Vision. You get them. They are in Wolvendom. I don't know how many you'll need, this blueprint is partially illegible. So, I don't know, bring me about ten and I can make it for you."


Nodding, the soldier sighed. How in the world was he supposed to mine materials right now? There was no way this would end end in any capacity. Shrugging, he pushed right along. He would have to figure it out, whether he liked it or not. There was absolutely no way he could go to Inazuma completely unarmed. The youkai were everywhere, wrecking havoc.


Leaving the capital city, the bridge had soon been upon him. But, what awaited him upon the crossing had been quite the unusual creature to behold. Wasted food taking the form of birds, the hyena gazed at the young boy standing beside them. Was he even aware his friends had been replaced with gastronomic phantoms?


Creatures vanquished, the boy had said his usual line. Crying he scared the birds away, the hyena jumped six steps way. Was he the only one who could see what was going on here? But, the chimera attempted to disregard such. That couldn't have possibly been it. There was no possible way. Perhaps, just maybe he had been in denial. That had to have been it, surely.


Pushing towards the western path, something had felt immediately off as further food monsters had followed him around for quite some time. Attempting to fight them, the difficulty soon curved. Large tomato beasts not crumbling, the chimera broke into a cold sweat. What was this absolute nonsense?


Enemies nearly invisible, the chimera had begun running. What was this thing, an entity that needed to be fed in order to beat it? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. No way that was possible, why in the world would it be? That was absolutely impossible. Why was he making stuff up as he went along? How ridiculous.


Nothing defeated the further down he were to run, the hyena kept dashing as fast as his legs could possibly carry him. What was this, some sort of horror kitchen where he was unknowingly bringing out the food ghosts of the world? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. Wrong universe. That did not exist here, for sure.


Sea of food taken out of the picture, Wolvendom had soon been nearing. Pathway clear, the hyena started at the red storm cloud up above. What in Archon's name had that shadow creature been up to up there? Had they become so bored they decided to revive discarded objects? Just how far were they willing to go to cause problems?


Reaching Wolvendom after about two hours of fighting, the early adult slapped his palm across his temple. No, not here, too. Just how widespread had this been across Mondstadt? But, the hyena shrugged his shoulders. Perhaps, just maybe, all the monsters had been replaced with wasted food beasts. Running along, the chimera kept going. He didn't have time to deal with this, he had to get mining as soon as he could possible muster.


Spotting large blue crystals the further he got into the forest, the early adult closed his eyes, for a moment. But, the transformation had soon been interrupted. Hearing a familiar growl, the early adult turned towards the noise. Hooded boy fighting the gastronomical enemies, the chimera turned his head back towards the minerals.


Forest boy having everything covered, the early adult kept on mining. There was no time to get involved right now. He had to ignore it. He had to finish mining, no matter what. He did not have time to get himself caught up in this fight, for sure. Blue chunks of crystal cut from their cores one after another, he could soon hear a roar in the background as the battles.


"Purple hyena, go!" the hooded boy cried. "I beat carrots for you."


Hooded boy continuing the fight, the hyena kept the mining going. Everything eventually cut, the chimera prepared himself to stage his exit. But, the worst food monster of them all had soon come out to play. Tomato creature forming into some sort of wolf, the early adult attempted to run.


Forest dweller soon unable to defeat the tomato wolf, the hyena threw down a flower friend. Surely, combining Electro and Dendro would be more than enough to defeat this creature. Pile of fruits, vegetables, he didn't know, fading into the ground, he could not help but feel everything sting.


Food creatures finally put out of their misery, the hyena returned to the capital city of Mondstadt. Blacksmith informing him this weapon would take him awhile to make, the hyena could hardly believe what he was hearing. It would take at least half an hour for this weapon to be made, he supposed he could go order some food at good hunter while he waited. But, what awaited him in the outdoor restaurant had been a familiar face.


"Quick, hurry and put the poison in!" Kigyo cried. "It'll kill me! This will help me finally die!" But the snake had been met with immediate backlash.


"I'm sorry, I can't help you put an end to yourself," the employee of Good Hunter said.


Gorgon stomping off, sweat poured down the soldier's cheek. What was that all about? But, the early adult shrugged. The medusa was always like this, why bother questioning them? Purchasing a small plate of chicken, he wolfed it down. No time to eat slowly, he had to go grab his finished weapon. Everything ready, and weapon grabbed, the chimera highlighted the waypoint in Narukami Island.


Finding himself somewhere in Byakko Plain, the next wave of information had come his way. Told he would have to head through Araumi to reach Jinren Island, the soldier stared off into space. He had to go where now? Opening up his proxy map, he gazed at it, for a moment.


Jinren Island northernmost of Narukami Island, the hyena tilted his head. What could possibly be going on so far away from everything else? But, the chimera shook his head. He supposed he knew what might have been going on there. Had the youkai switcheroo still been going? He needed to deal with that head on, no matter what.


As the hyena headed north, something had been quite out of place. High voltage everywhere he could step, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Where in the world had all this electricity come from? Was this high amount normal? It couldn't have possibly been. Something was off here, for sure.


Voltage crackling from the ground at full speed, the chimera kept running. Where had all this sudden static descended from? He did not know, but he had to hurry. Ground lighting up, he took the leap of faith. Strikes coming in a rhythm, the soldier leaped from the right to the left. What was going here, some sort of lightning storm?


Gazing upward towards the red storm cloud, no such lightning storm existed, in any capacity. Seeing such, a heavy wave of bewilderment flowed through the chimera. Where could this high levels of voltage possibly be coming from? Hopping over it for hours on end, the forest roadblock had soon been upon him.


Group youkai sitting cross legged down in the blue grass looking as though they expected him, the soldier could feel it in his hyena bones. They were going to ask him to play a game with them, and if he won, they would get rid of the high voltage, right? These youkai were a book. Eyes soon on him, something was not quite right. Was it just him, or did these demons from another realm look almost identical to humans?


"Oh, there you are, little plaything!" youkai one says. "Say, say, play a game of chase with us, and--"


"--We'll eat the voltage for you!" youkai two exclaimed. "Say, say, what do you--"


"--Say?" youkai three exclaimed. "Will you--"


"--Play with us?" the fourth youkai asked. "Win the game, and--"


"--Voltage go bye-bye!" the fifth youkai said, finishing the sentence.


Hearing all the chatter, the early adult blinked. These youkai were a book, alright. Play a game of chase, huh? This would be easy, for sure. They had switched places with the human bodies of children. There was no way this quintet stood a chance against him in a race. Closing his eyes for a moment, his human legs had soon become hyena ones. Shoes slipped off, he readied himself for action.


Youkai demanding a head start since he's a got a speed advantage, the soldier shrugged. Did they really need to give themselves a handicap? Absolutely pathetic, he would crush these youkai once and for all. Spark popping off in his brain, he repeated such. He would crush these monsters once and for all. They would be going down, without a doubt.


Rapidly shaking his head, the hyena snapped himself out of it. What in the world was he saying? That would not do, for sure. But, as he had begun sprinting, something did not feel right. Blanket of grey in the air, the chimera could feel his chest get tight. Attempting to tune it out, he kept running.


Thick foggy blanket of grey only getting stronger as the chase went on, the hyena let out a heavy cough. Where had all this smoke come from? Youkai getting further and further away, the soldier attempted to hold his breath in. He could not let this noxious gas take him down.


But, such had been next to impossible. Blanket of grey pushing on through to the other side, the soldier could only feel himself begin to get weaker. Hyena legs returning to human form, the chimera huffed and puffed. Youkai kilometers away, an invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield.


Dropping down onto the ground like a defeated Cicin, the hyena's breaths had only begun to get weaker. Youkai returning back to the starting point, fingers had soon been pointed at him. Called a weakling, and asked why he couldn't handle a little smoke, he could only feel himself grow weaker. Why couldn't he do this? He was so pathetic.


"How can you be such a weakling?! It's just a little smoke!" youkai one exclaimed. "Try--


"--Again," youkai two said, annoyed. "Or--"


"--We'll" youkai three said, also annoyed. "Go and--"


"--Send you to our lord up above!" youkai four added. "And--"


"--Have one of our friends switch bodies with you!" youkai five finished.


Hearing such, the early adult let out a loud scream. Alright, what would happen if he lost this time? Give his soul to the red storm cloud up above, and have a stupid youkai possess his body as a switcheroo? No way, not a chance, not happening at all, for any reason at all, ever.


Plugging his nose with a wooden pin, the voltage had only gotten higher. Seeing the strikes of lightning get closer with every given second, the chimera sped up his running speed. This time, he'll catch them. He had no choice in the matter, if he wished to keep on living.


Lightning looking ready to eat him alive, the hyena hopped from left and right. Youkai snapping their fingers, the hyena let out a groan. Were they the ones behind the lightning and smoke? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. If he were to fail again, and they were not a fan of such outcome, then that's on them, not them.


Lightning only striker down harder the soldier let out a scream. These youkai, he would catch up to them if was the last thing he did. Creatures of burden within distance, he tried to filter out the smoke. This time, for sure, he would end this game of chase, and head for the next round of business.


Youkai's strangely human shoulders all tagged, and invisible white flag had been claimed on the battlefield. White blanket ready to take him away, the hyena had become one with the ground. Dizziness ready to claim him as a prize, the group of youkai called him pathetic in unison of one another. Cloth mask thrown his way, they all demand he try harder to catch up to him.


Groaning, the early adult placed the mask over his face. Doing such, the new chase had soon been on. Breath returning, he had moved faster. Where had all this sudden boos in energy come from? Catching up faster than he could ever imagine, the party of five youkai had been tagged in record time.


"Fine!" youkai one cried. "We'll--"


"--Eat it!" youkai two cried. "We'll--"


"--Eat the smoke!" youkai three cried. "Itadaki--"


"--Masu!" youkai four cried. "Wan, wan, this smoke is-


"--Disgusting, so I'll eat the voltage!" youkai five finished. "Itadakimasu! There, gone. You win! Bye, bye, don't expect us to swap back with the people though!"


Youkai party of five gone, the hyena stared off into space. What a peculiar bunch of youkai. What in the world were they? Some sentence finishing youkai? He didn't quite get these monsters at all sometimes. Pushing through the rest of the forest, and running through hundreds of Torii Gates the game of voltage was never ending.


But, upon reaching Araumi, a rather strange world with electrified cubes and a strange passage door awaited the soldier. But, what soon awaited him upon the high beds of voltage had been yet another group of unwanted challengers. Oni everywhere, the hyena rolled his eyes. And, who had these creatures switcherooed with?


Horned demons throwing a boxing at him, the hyena flinched. What in the world did they just toss at him at full speed? But, he had soon heard the most ridiculous sentence in his entire two whole decades of existence. Oni demanding he throw beans at them to defeat them, he could feel his greatsword get cold in his bag. Why did he bother to have a blade crafted if it wasn't going to get used?


Oni demanding he throw the beans on the ground, and they'll run into them to see if they're enough to kill, the soldier could hardly understand a word of what he had just heard. He had to do what now? Were these creatures the one to enjoy their own suffering? Did they like pain, or something? How absolutely horrifying.


Weapons of doom dropped down, the oni and beans soon went boom, oni almost immediately surrendering, the hyena jumped six steps back. What was the connection between horned creatures, and beans? Were they almost completely deathly allergic, or something? He wasn't sure he understood.


Oni impressed, he had soon been told to head to Jinren Island right away. Hearing such, the hyena let out a sigh. Was this really happening right now? He didn't know why, but he felt like the youkai and other Inazuma creatures were going far to easy on him. Dashing towards the edge, a very strange purple door with high voltage awaited him.


Pushed through very strange gate, the early adult's eyes were jelly. What in the world was that just now? Whatever it was, he most certainly was not a fan. This door, how did it even get here? Very peculiar beachside area something across the way had been rather peculiar.


Multiple youkai walking around in a circle something did not feel right in the air. Area completely dark as if in the crevices of a cave, the hyena grit his teeth. Had the shadow creature up above switched place's locations again? But, the chimera shook his head. No, that couldn't have possibly been it. Something had eaten the area's light, guaranteed. It was almost as if, in a world outside Teyvat, an unknown god was calling the shots. But, such fact had been unknown to the hyena.


"Kagome, kagome!" the youkai sang. "Kago no naka no tori wa!"


Human-like youkai dancing around in a circle singing a weird song, the hyena slapped his ears. What in the world were these creatures singing? Were they speaking Inazuman? Creatures repeating the words over and over again, a creepy aura surrounded them, the chimera took out his greatsword. Were they looking for a fight? His pleasure! But, such had been stopped in a matter of moments.


"No, man, we don't like, wanna fight you," the youkai said in a chill voice. "Join as as we sacrifice these little kitties to the gods, kay?"


Strange human-like cat creatures adorning two tails with rings on them, the hyena backed six steps away. What in the world is going on here? Creatures repeating the first line of the song again, even more words he could not comprehend had been repeated upon the battlefield. Kitten glowing up a storm, encouragement had come his way to pull a trigger.


Hearing such, the hyena shook his head rapidly. Help these creatures sacrifice a poor, innocent, kitten person? No way, not a chance, he wouldn't do it. How dare they even suggest he do something like that. He wouldn't dream of it. Youkai screaming, a door of doom had soon materialized. Pushed in, a blinding light overtook the area.


Opening his damaged eyes once more, a very strange room awaited him. Gigantic room oozing with puzzles aplenty, the chimera tilted his head. Where in the world was this place? Pitch black room with rather peculiar overdesigned six starred symbols drawn in red, the chimera shook his head. What in the world was this place? Whatever it was, he wanted to get away from here, as soon as possible. Dark atmosphere swallowing him whole, the puzzles were the only pathway forward.


Intricate symbol matching puzzles stretching from room to room, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint. Seeing the same words over and over repeating themselves in the Inazuman language, the early adult let out a sigh. If only he could read what this said so he can put an end to all of this once and for all.


Continuing onward through the dark and eerie tower, the soldier could hear an annoying voice he wanted nothing to do with. Covering his ears, he groaned. Oh, great, the Inazuma pest was here. Were these two the only chimeras that lived in the Nation of Eternity? Why did he have to run into these two all the time? Pushing further along the way, another strange group of youkai dancing in a circle soon awaited him. But, the pesky voice soon drowned out all his thoughts, in an instant.


"I'm confused, Rede!" Tegne shouted, pointing. "Where did this youkai cult come from?!"


"I don't know, dear," Rede responded, stroking his goatee. "Probably somewhere we wouldn't know about. Maybe they're from Watatsumi Island?" But, a shout had soon come his way.


"Uh, hello, Rede! Why would they be from Watatsumi Island?!" Tegne shouted, leg raised upward. "Like, duh, if they were from Watatsumi Island, they'd be aquatic youkai, don't you think?!" As he said such, he could hear the sound start going off. "Ahh!! Ahh, Rede, there they go again, that stupid song! Kagome, kagome!" He shook his fist as he said such. "I'll circle up your--!" But he had soon been interrupted.


"Dear, I don't think we're allowed to say expletives!" Rede cried, pointing at the youkai gang dancing. "I can feel scary eyes on me!"


"What?! Why would I use filthy language?! You should know better than that, Rede!" Tegne shouted.


"Anyway, we should probably put an end to this cult before it's too late," Rede said stroking his chin again. But, he soon turned around. "Look, Tegne, it's the kid!" His eyes then fell on the kid. "Hey, kid, we have to solve some puzzles within here to knock this cult out of the park. Would you like to help us out?"


Nodding, the soldier supposed he had no choice in the matter. Multiple puzzles solved in quick succession of one another, the chimera broke into a hot sweat. What in the world were these puzzles? Forced to make a picture of a goat and lamb on the floor in a careful arrangement, nothing made a lick of sense. What in the world was this nonsense?


Puzzles finished, something quite unusual had awaited the party of three. Large dinner table with weird mask wearing youkai, a scene he did not wish to see folded out. Goat and sheep youkai upon their silverware and plates, the early adult grit his teeth. Oh, great, this won't end well, guaranteed.


"Woah, hey, what are you lot doing?" Rede asked, pointed to the goat and sheep on their plates.


"What does it look like we're doing?" the youkais asked. "Sacrificing these weak lambs to the gods!" As they said such, they spilled blood all over their pure white wool. "Dear Archons, Dear Archons, we sacrifice this lamb to you!"


"Not on my art you don't!" Tegne said, sword out in front of him. "Rede, kid, get them!"


Party of three taking the cake, and eating it, too, the entire army of youkai had been defeated far too quickly for the soldier to even blink. Seeing such, a heavy wave of confusion flowed through the chimera. Why were these youkai so weak? He really did not understand any of this at all.


"You, how dare you interrupt our audience with the god of lightning!" the youkai cried. "We were offering her a present!"


"A lamb?! A lamb, are you kidding me?!" Tegne exclaimed. "Sacrifice something else! Like, uh, I don't know! Birds or something? I heard that the Archon's friend hates birds! They totally ruin eternity or something!"


"You ruined it! You ruined everything sheepy boy!" the youkai cried. "Go to Amakane Island since you're a party pooper! In fact, I'll send you three there right now! Bye!" As they said such, they snapped their fingers.


Dropped into Akakane Island almost immediately, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Huh, what? How was he here already? What was going on here? Weird lantern festival going on, he could see multiple souls thrown inside them. Sighing, his blade did all the talking.


Youkai claiming they won't be able to interrupt their ritual in Tataratsuna, the soldier shook his head. What in the world was this absolute nonsense? Reaching Kujou Encampment, multiple unusual Tengu had soon appeared in the area in one fell swoop. Seeing such, he could a almost shouty whisper release in the area.


"Rede, we have to leave!" Tegne cried. "That Tengu general is on duty today!"


"You mean Kujou-san?" Rede asked. "Oh, she won't go after us, I mean we're perfectly natural assimilated citizens in Inazuma now. What could she even find that will bother here?"


Speak of the youkai, and they shall appear.


"Stop right there, trespassers!" the winged general demanded. But such had been met with the immediate counterpoint.


"Uh, hello, general!" Tegne shouted. "We live here! And, we're stopping that cult for you since you claim you can't see these tengu!"


"Just don't go anywhere else I don't approve of!" the general shouted. As she said such, she was gone.


Running around Tataratsuna for hours on end, high voltage had been almost at its peak. Multiple youkai souls sacrificed after about a few hours of dashing, the enemies had soon given up the chase for the time being. Every single youkai surrendering after a long chase from one end of the island to the next, the entire area had reached a conclusion of the cult.


Tegne and Rede leaving, the early adult let out a tired yawn. Enough was enough for today, it was time to go find somewhere to shut his eyes. Stumbling upon an abandoned building near the pathway towards Mikage Furnace, the early adult claimed such as his temporary headquarters. World of sleep about ready to take him away for the evening, one final thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


What is all this nonsense?


***


"This is getting completely out of
Hand, I don't know what
Is going on anymore, but this
Shouldn't be happening.


It's so incredibly unusual to see youkai trying to
Sacrifice themselves for no real reason like this, and I don't


Get what's even going on, I don't
Even know, and that's the issue here.
This is really getting out hand, and
This is really getting out of hand really quickly.
I just don't have any sort of clue why this happened. And,
Now, not a single thing here is
Going to make sense, I honestly don't understand any


Of this. Why are they sacrificing themselves, and
Ultimately, who, or what decided it was okay
To make a sacrifice cult, I thought


Our world moved beyond such horrifying things. But, I guess
From that looks of it? That's definitely not something could have


Happened overnight, so I don't know how long this has been going on this website,
And that merge of groups is really difficult on me.
Not like hits really matters in the long run, I suppose. It's all the same to me, but this has gotten way too out of hand, and I just
Don't understand anything at all anymore."


Waking up the next morning, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. He was not quite sure what was happening in Inazuma this week, but something was definitely wrong. These youkai had been swapped out with the strangest people of all time. There was absolutely no doubt in his mind on such. But, as he removed himself from the abandoned room, shouts had come his way.


"Soldier, I was looking everywhere for you!" the Agent cried. "If this is where you plan on resting for the evening, you are to inform me first!"


Agent's mask turning red, the early adult broke into a sweat. Why did it matter now, of all times? He never cared about this prior to today. Was he supposed to meet him in the capital city of Inazuma? It's his fault for not telling him such a thing. Forcing himself to bow an apology, the next order of business had been played into his eardrums.


"In any case, soldier, head to Tsurumi Island and deal with the issues there," the Agent responded. "I have no clue what might be happening on these islands, but hurry up and solve the problem!" He then sighed underneath his mask. "Am I to assume you have taken this house beside Mikage Furnace as your sleeping quarters during this mission?"


Question coming his way, the soldier nodded. Agent soon leaving, the hyena wanted to pull his hair out strand my strand. Did it really matter where he were to sleep here? Inazuma had been a closed off nation. It most certainly did not. Shrugging, he had begun his way to the misty island of doom.


But, as he had boated here, something had been quite off. Smoke billowing everywhere, the early adult flapped on the cloth mask that had been thrown at him the day prior. What in the world was going on in Inazuma? What was this, some sort of sacrifice symbol? If too much smoke were to get in the air, it would be game over for all kinds of creatures, for sure.


Reaching Tsurumi Island after about four hours of boating, a wave of dizziness ate the soldier up like a plate of onigiri. What in the world was going on here? Something about the mist wasn't quite right. Entire island bathed in a bright red light, the chimera jumped eight steps back. Archons, what did the shadow creature do here?


Speak of the youkai, and they shall appear.


"Look who's here, my favorite little loser to mess with!" the shadow creature said, laughing. As they said such, their brand new red eyes glowed. "Are you having fun watching youkai kill their own kind for entertainment? I sure am! I should have done this switcheroo sooner!" They slapped their opaque shin as they said such. "Now, hurry up, and go watch these guys sacrifice some little lambs, and then finish my puzzle, and I'll bring all the humans back!"


Morbid question coming his way, the soldier's jaw dropped straight open. Were they enjoying watching youkai kill their friends for entertainment? Absolutely not! Who in their right mind would enjoy something like that? He wasn't a pretzel. What a horrible sense of humor this shadow creature had. These poor, innocent animals, getting sacrificed to the Electro Archon? What a terrible sight to behold. He wanted no part in that.


"Whoops! Actually! I have a better idea!" the shadow creature cried. "Why don't you sacrifice the lambs!" As they said such, an entire jar of blood had been thrown his way. "Here you go! There's the blood of the goats! If you do that, I'll bring the people back!"


Most ridiculous order handed to him, the early adult's head spun circles. He had to do what now? Sacrifice lambs and pour goat blood on them? Tell him this was some kind of prank, because he wasn't do that. No way, not a chance, hire someone else to do it. Attempting to drop the jar, he could feel a terrifying presence behind him.


"Oh, for the love of, why are you such a good little boy?!" the shadow creature exclaimed. "They're artificial lambs, alright? Now, go sacrifice them!"


Hearing such, the soldier rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. Yeah, right, sure they were artificial. That was definitely a lie, for sure. Why in the world would it be? Who in the world would make fake lambs and then proceed to sacrifice them to the Almighty Shogun? Who does that? But, he shook his head. Him, apparently. He had absolutely no choice in the matter.


Sighing, the soldier clutched the jar of blood. He supposed he would have to go herd up the sheep, and spill the red liquid of doom all over them as fast as he possibly could to end this madness. Finding multiple little lambs in the mist baaing up a storm looking ready to cry, the hyena groaned.


But, immediately as he begun the chase, an entire army of youkai soon followed. Creatures almost looking too human, aside from strange looking antlers, the early adult couldn't help but wonder. Those horns, they looked like gazelles ones. Could they have been the fawn's Inazuma relatives?


But, the hyena shook his head. No way, why would that be the case? The fawn chimera, why would her family be in some sort of cult? That was absolutely ridiculous. These creatures had just been swapped out with humans who might have had been born with horns. Right, oni, those creatures.


"Woah, muchacho! What are you doing?" a white haired oni with red horns asked. "These lambs are mine, brother! You can't have them!"


Hearing a very unfamiliar voice, the soldier jumped six steps back. Hold on a second, what was the Arataki ----, the one and oni doing here with big, juicy, attractive abs? But, the soldier snapped himself out of it. It's just an imposter. Why was this switcherooed youkai so good at pretending to be this man? They could be an actor.


Placing his hands out in front of him, the soldier's hands had challenged the oni pack to a challenge. White haired youkai saying he was on, but these lambs were his to sacrifice for the mora, the hyena blinked of bewilderment. What in the world is with this youkai cult? He was starting to believe this was the real leader of the Arataki Gang. He had heard whispers about such place multiple times prior.


Lambs getting away, the hyena let out a scream. Running from the memorial site onward, the hyena grit his teeth. If only he had one of those animal catching nets he had heard being advertised in Byakko Plain. But, the chimera shook his head. It was too late now, he had already ruined it. There was no way he'd be able to catch them.


Little lambs evading the oni cult, too, the early adult resisted the urge to bite the hand that feeds. Why were these baby sheep so fast and difficult to catch? He had military training. Had the mist had some kind of slowing juices in them? Unbelievable. If that were the case, it was absolutely ridiculous, for sure.


Chase continuing on and end, the hyena huffed and puffed as they ran into a cave. Seeing such, the early adult groaned up a storm. A cave? A cave, of all places. Why was this happening? He did not quite understand what was happening here. Lambs demanding he light up a series of floor tiles, and then they'll let him catch them, he groaned. What in the world was this stupid as ever mission?


Floor tiles lit up one after another, the hyena was ready to pull his hair out as he reached the lambs. What level of absolute nonsense would he hear about now? Lambs agreeing to line themselves up, the youkai surrendered themselves. Seeing such, he rubbed his eyes. Was it really that easy to defeat them at their own game? Weird.


But, the lambs refused to be sacrificed, in a matter of moments. Sheep creatures demanding a battle, the hyena's jaw dropped straight open. He had to do what now? What was even the point of any of this anymore? None of this meant anything at all anymore, did it? What an absolutely stupid mission. The shadow creature, all it wanted to do was watch him suffer. Did it have cheesy snacks up there, too?


Battle coming to an end, the hyena huffed a weak breath. Was it just him, or had it been hard to breathe? But, he had soon been shouted at. Lambs putting crowns on their heads, the next order of business had been roaring up and ready to go. Told to remove the royal golden creatures, and they'll sacrifice themselves, the soldier groaned. Did they really have to say it like that?


Crowns shot off their heads, the hyena let out a sigh as the lambs dashed off towards the nearest bed of water. Creatures singing that weird kagome, kagome, whatever that meant, song, the Great God in the Sky had gained six more pets. But, the soldier shook his head. What in the world did he just think? No, forget all that. What an absolutely ludicrous piece of nonsense to say. Everything finished, the shadow creature jumped down from up above.


"No, no, no!" the shadow creature cried. "That wasn't fun enough to watch! Try harder tomorrow, or else, I'll never return the humans from my home! Bye byee! Get off this island now!"


Black shadow creature demanding he leave, the soldier jumped fifteen steps back. Had he really performed so badly, he wasn't welcome here? Who died and made this creature boss? But, the hyena shook his head. What in the world was he saying? He wasn't allowed to say such a thing.


Returning to the rusty old house near Mikage Furnace after four hours of boating, the early adult's eyes grew heavy. Sacrifice Rituals were tiring work. How could anyone enjoy such a thing? Youkai were quite the strange creatures. Heavy wave of tiredness soon overtaking him, the soldier let out a yawn. World of sleep ready to take him away at any given moment, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


He needed to put an end to this game once and for all.


***


"To be honest, I've had enough of this nonsense.
I've had enough of this Inazuma nonsense.
Maybe I'm being a little too annoyed about this and whatnot, but I'm
Especially tired of all this rather annoying nonsense.


This is quite tiresome, and I've honestly had enough
Of all of this, I've had enough, and I'm


Pretty sure these sacrificial rituals are
Ultimately only going to get worse
The further down this rabbit hole I


Am forced to go. Why doesn't anyone see that I do
Not want to leap down that rabbit hole? I don't


Even want to get my hands dirty on things that do
Not involve me, so why
Do I have to do this? I


Truly am not understanding this.
Okay, so, if I have to do something cult related again,


That's it, I'm going to fight this stupid shadow creature with my bare
Hands. I am so tired of all of this annoying mess that
I have to deal with. I am so tired of it. I am so tired of it. I am
So tired of it. I am so tired of it. I am so tired of it.


No matter where I may go,
Or how I end up here, there's
No telling what incredibly
Stupid nonsense I'm going to be put through.
Eh, and you know who is at fault for that?
Not Her Majesty, no, not even the Agent, no. Right now, who could possibly be at fault for this? The
Shadow creature, of course. See? I know that this is their fault!
Everything today is. Ugh, these cults are melting my brain. Someone help me."


Waking up the next morning, the worst order of business imaginable had been sent his way. Informed he would be needing to fix statues around Inazuma, the soldier jumped ten steps back. He had to go and do what now? Fix statues. Wasn't that someone else's job? But, he let out a groan. Of course not, there was no one. Everyone was a youkai, every youkai was one.


First location being near the snake statue in Serpent Heart, the soldier jumped six steps back. Wait a second, he had to go where now? Why did he have to go there of all places? He didn't understand. Those statues that electrocuted him last time? What in the world was Her Majesty thinking at this point?


Reaching the area near the Serpent's Head after about an hour of walking, he head reached the area in question. Statues waiting for him to fix them, he had ruined the orientation and elevation multiple times. Seeing such, he held back the urge to bite the hand that feats again. Why was this so difficult? What was going on here?


Trying every single orientation possible, the hyena groaned in an echo. If he had to do any more of this nonsense, he was quitting this mission. And, if Her Majesty punished him for it, then so be it. He was on the verge of breaking, and the glass was cracking faster with every given second.


Youkai soon appearing out of nowhere, the early adult let out a growl. Oh, great, here comes trouble. What cult activity would he have to deal with this time? He really didn't understand what they could have possibly wanted from him. Youkai with dog ears walking by, they had soon screamed.


"We're ready for the sacrifice!" the youkai cried. As they said such a goat rained down from the sky.


"Hurry up and give them the goat, now!" the shadow creature shouted. "You want me gone, right? Hurry up!"


Groaning, the soldier tossed the goat over. Youkai dancing around the creature and goat sucked dry like a vampire eating blood, the hyena jumped ten steps back. What happened just now? What in the world did they need their stream of vital liquid for? This was getting too out of hand, for sure.


But, the next order of business couldn't have been any stranger. Steal some loot, and they'll leave. Hearing such, the hyena could feel a wave of unamusement take over. Wow, stealing other people's treasure? How fun. Rolling his eyes to the ceiling, his sarcasm had hit the sky.


Loot gathered, the soldier had made it to Musoujin Gorge. Ball of lightning soon chasing him, the soldier had been demanded to chase it back, and catch it. Hearing such the hyena growled. Yet another dumb challenge. Who was doing this? This so moronic his braincells were leaking.


Target practice on a shrine forced upon him next, the hyena let out a scream. This shadow creature, just what in the world do they want from him, exactly? To humiliate him? Well, if that was the case, it worked. Give this stupid monster a prize. But, as he had continued this conga line of humiliation, he had soon been teleported somewhere.


Shadow creature forcing him to fight a puppet, the chimera let out a sigh, it was time to get this battle over with. Marionette creature thing destroyed after about sixteen strikes, he had been dropped back to where he had been prior. Spotting another sacrifice cult, another demand had come his way.


"Alright, fine, fine!" the shadow creature cried. "This time, if you solve the puzzle these youkai leave behind after sacrificing kitty kitty here, I'll go! There, I said it, okay? I'll go this time! And, I'll never step foot in Inazuma again!"


Groaning, the hyena could hardly believe the nonsense that was begin spewed. Yeah, right, as if this would be that simple. What was the catch? Tell him what he really had to do to! But, He had soon been dragged off to the sacrificial ceremony. Groaning, he tried to run away. Someone, get him out of here. He wanted no part of this.


But, it had been too late, he had already been here. Youkai demanding he join in on the dance to send the nekomata's soul to the gods, for the Vision Hunt Decree, the soldier held back the hyena to the Electro Archon for that annoying reason, the hyena put no effort into the chant whatsoever.


Nekomata singing and dancing and eager, the soldier backed away as thousands of knives had been tossed in unison of one another. Seeing such, the hyena covered his eyes. What in the world just happened? Humanoid cat girl's blood dyeing the ground red, the chimera tried to not gag. What in the world was this? This was quite over the top.


Puzzle out in front of him, the chimera sighed. He had to hurry, he had to be quick. He had to solve this, or they shadow creature would stick. Putting all the pieces back together after about two tries, he could hear the shadow creature laughing up a storm. What, had he done something wrong? He was so done with this annoying ordeal.


"Alright, fine, since you did all I said, I'll leave Inazuma!" the shadow creature cried. "But, you haven't seen the last of me!" As they said such, their fingers crackled.


Zap.


Coming to somewhere unknown to him, the hyena could feel the clouds roll in. Huh, where in the world was he? How did he get here? Agent's mask gazing at him, the early adult's heart skipped six beats. Oh, no, he failed the mission didn't he? He was as good as dead, for sure.


"Good job, soldier, you finished the mission," the Agent responded. "But, next time, don't get struck by random lightning. You're dismissed. Head back to Snezhnaya now."


Blinking, the soldier tilted his head. What happened now? Ah, right, The storm cloud in Inazuma was gone. When had he been hit by lightning? But, he shook such away. That was just the shadow creature giving him a goodbye present, he supposed. Highlighting the Snezhnaya military barracks waypoint, the hyena closed his eyes, for a moment.


Reaching the soundproof room after about fifteen minutes of walking, a heavy wave of tiredness overtook the hyena. Walking around in a circle, for a moment. He couldn't help but wonder. How much time was left before the red storm cloud ate everything? Time was ticking, it was all about to be over.


Wave of fatigue claiming him as a prize once more, the hyena let out a yawn. Weaponized hairpins and earrings put away, the soldier took off his temporary uniform, as well. Glasses soon put aside, the chimera slumped into the uncomfortable bed. World of sleep ready to take him away, once last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


The red storm cloud is eating everything.


And, soon, it would consume all.

 

[Palamon]

19: Natlan's Nautical Saurian Adventure 3: Flames Exploding
"This is starting to make
Hardly any sense, Your Majesty, seriously. Just what
Is it that you want
So badly from this competition?


Is it something that you can't get
Somewhere else? Is it something rare?


Maybe you should tell me what it is you're
After so I don't have to second guess myself. I don't
Know what she wants and
It's honestly getting annoying.
Now, things in Inazuma have
Gotten resolved, so at


Least, for now, that's been resolved. It's
Especially tiresome to
Still have to deal with this
Stupid red storm cloud, and


So, I just don't have anything to
Even say. I don't have anything to really say
Now, I do have
Some questions I
Especially need to get out of the way.


Not like they matter to anyone
Or anything, but here goes.
Well, for starters, Your Majesty, why do you want me


To deal with all this? I
Hardly understand. This red storm cloud is out to get me
And, I can't do anything about it.
No matter what, it is now got its


Eyes I can't see directly on me, and its
Vengeance now seems to have taken an
Even stranger turn, I
Really don't understand it,


But suddenly they're acting fake friendly,
Eh, this is strange.
Fake friendly behavior is just
Odd, it's saying hello to me.
Really cannot fathom any of this.
Eh, what was the saying the enemy of your enemy


Is your friend? So,


Right, let me try and figure this out, who could this
Enemy we share be?
At least, I think that's what is
Likely the case here,
Let me try to start off by saying I don't know much,
You know, honestly, I


Doubt we share a common enemy,
Of course we don't, well


Not like it matters
Or anything. I'm not saying
This is something I care about. I


Quite honestly don't care.
Ugh, so, that
Is what I am dealing with at
This point in time, they're faux friendly,
Even greeting me like I'm their


Good friend, invading my dreams, I
Really don't get that last part
At all. I just don't understand,
So, I'll start by saying,
Please stop that.


This doesn't make any sense,
How could this be helpful to
It in any
Shape, or form. I just don't get it.


What will this help? It won't
Help anything, but honestly I'm starting to think this is
All artificial, that
The shadow creature is artificial.


Do I have any proof
Of this? I don't, but
Even so, there's
Some evidence that might be the case


Here. The storm cloud has physical properties.
Even though clouds are liquids,
Right? Well, actually that


Might be a stupid question,
And I should not asking it. I
Just shouldn't
Even go there, to be honest
So, let's not go
There. I really need to not say nonsense.
Yes, why would this be artificial?


Everything about that is just wrong,
Viscous, I can't just make
Everything up as I go along. It's
Not even true, it's just


Wild speculation, on my part,
And, it honestly
Needs to stop, I need
To stop doing that, I will make them


Fuming mad if I keep
Ramping up the speculation,
Okay, right, cut it out,
Maybe I'm being a little


Too ridiculous. How could I?
How can I keep being ridiculous?
I honestly need to stop
Speculating, it's


Barely up for discussion,
And I really should not
Take this moment
To do so, I don't think it matters. It's not
Like they'll tell me they're artificial.
Eh, that's just how it is, and I


Can't say anything,
Obviously it doesn't
Matter, in the long run,
Perhaps it would if Her Majesty
Ended up ordering me
To investigate the red storm cloud
In whether it's real or artificial.
To be honest, she probably knows, so
I don't question her
Or if she knows or
Not. Why wouldn't she?


How could she not know?
Okay, but, it's
Not like she'll
Even tell me to
Start investigating
The Red Storm Cloud. It's not
Like that will do anything,
Yes, it really


Won't do anything, I
Hardly know what to say
And I hardly know what
To do. It's up there


With a vengeance and
I'm just riding the ride. It's
Like that, I guess, it's not
Like I know.


So, back to the topic and Natlan, I
Hardly understand what she wants.
Even at this point, I have yet to


Get even so much a glimpse at it, not
Even a glimpse, so
That's just how it is.


Oh, well, I think I
Ultimately will get
To see it pretty soon,


Or something like that.
For now, it's best I just


Make haste with
Everything at hand,


Will I even win
In the end? I do
Not know, I do
Not have what
It takes to lead Santhe to victory.
Not at all, in any capacity. I
Guess I should have seen


It coming by now
That there's countless people


In Natlan who will win this easily.


Do I think I'm underestimating myself?
Of course I'm


Not. I am just sand
On the wind, and I'm going
To get blown away, I'm


Going to be blown
East, back to Sumeru, back
To Mondstadt, alright,


I'm exaggerating, I am
Taking way too many grains of salt.


There's no way I'll lose in round one, or I should
Have said Santhe won't.
I should have more faith,
Should have more confidence.


However, this is something I
Am worried about,
Something about Santhe seems kind of off.


Not saying I'm right,
Or anything, but something seems off.
To be honest, I
Haven't figured
It out, but
Nothing feels right about Santhe. But, I
Guess I could be overthinking


This, I could be
Overthinking. I really


Don't think that I should focus
On their oddities.


Why does it matter?
It's not like
They're an Abyss Mage in disguise!


That's so silly,
And to the people who
Knee jerk themselves
Into thinking that, I
Need you to stop, alright? It's not a
Good, or even accurate accusations. It's


Obviously very wrong, so I'd
Very much appreciate it if
Everyone stopped that
Repulsive garbage.


They're not an abyss mage in disguise, that's
Hardly what they are.
Everyone really should stop.


What does it matter if they are?
Obviously, if they do something
Really question, I don't blame
Literally anyone for
Doing some digging. But, I don't think they


Should, it's really hurting Santhe.
Of course, if someone said that to me, I


Would be, too. They're not an abyss mage, that's a
Horrible thing to say.
You know, if you have no proof,


For the love
Of Lesser Lord Kusanali, I'd
Rather people not say it.


What do these people know? They
Hardly know what they're talking
About. I highly doubt
That Mages disguise themselves amongst Saurians, that's a


Really bold claim here.
Everyone should
At least tell me if
Something like that happened
Once before, and if it has
Not, then I am begging,


Don't say it, it's
Overly hurtful,


It's not true. So, do


Not say it. It's not
Even true, it's not
Even true, so
Do not say


That. Please, I am begging
Over here. And I


Will continue to do so.
It's just a groundless accusations, and
Nothing is pointing to


It being true, so please


Don't say something so
Obviously false, it's


Not doing anyone any favors.
Of course, I fear
That people won't stop. But,


For now, I'll just tune
Everything out, pretend
Everything isn't there, it's not
Like I have to listen, so I'll


Close my ears, I don't have to
Open my eyes to
Nothing that's true. It's all
Fabricated, a lie.
It's not true, so
Don't act like it is,
Even so, I still do
Not know if Santhe can win
This competition,


I know they're extremely powerful, but where does that


Come from? To be honest I
Am clueless, but I'm
Not planning to


Go and figure it out.
Eh, it's probably just
That they want to impress me,


So they're trying hard.
And this leads to an adrenaline rush.
No, perhaps not, I don't know
That. But, I
Hardly know what they're
Even thinking in


Their head,
Or anything, so


Perhaps it doesn't matter,
Ultimately, I don't care, and neither
Should anyone else. I
Hardly care about


Their high level
Of power, they just happen to be very strong,
Why question it?
And why think something is
Rather amiss about it? I
Doubt it is. It
Sounds like others are just jealous, that's


Very much the case here.
I'm pretty sure they're just jealous. Like,
Come on now,
There's no way that isn't the case
Over here, so I
Really need to ask:
You know this is


All just a competition, right?
No matter what you
Do, there's going to be winners and losers, unless it's an everyone wins ordeal,


Yikes, if so, I am not a child!
Eh, well, whatever.
That's just


How it is, and
Even though Santhe is
Really powerful I still doubt we'll
Even be able to


Win this. I doubt it,
Even though they're


All strong and stuff, I
Really doubt it.
Eh? Maybe I'm not giving them enough credit.


I really am not, am I?


How could I do that?
Ah, well, I
Very much should stop.
Even though it's


True I doubt I'll win,
Or rather, Santhe will. Anyway, head out of the


Gutter, I know they can do it
Even if I need
To convince myself of


That, I know they
Have what it takes.
Even if they're a little too strong, and it
Might be unfair, I know


They can do it, and I'll watch
Over as they


Win. I mean, I know
I have to, or Her Majesty will kill me.
Now, I again have


To wonder: what could the prize be? I
Hardly know.
I can't say,
Something powerful, I bet.


Come on, this is the Nation
Of War we're talking about!
Might as well embrace it with a
Powerful prize.
Eh, there's
This word
I've heard that's been used
There: ancient names.
I don't know much
Or anything, but
Now I'm wondering if that's the prize?


Hmm, perhaps, but
Even so, is it even possible to give one to a foreigner?
Right, probably not.
Eh, that's just how it


Goes. For now, I must focus
On winning,
Everything stands on me.
So, I mustn't falter."


Four days had passed since the hyena continued to train Santhe around Natlan. Inazuma youkai problem nearly tripling since his last visit, the chimera had to deal with the problem once again. Various dangerous problems felt more close to reality than fiction. Not very sure to handle such difficulties, chaos ensued.


Creatures continuing to blend together for days on end, a very difficult fight unfolded for what felt like Inazuma's eternity. Struggle only getting further more realized, the world was ready to break into hundreds of pieces in the span of a moment. Eventually claiming victory from the beasts that swapped places, the storm cloud had soon left the Nation of Eternity.


Training with the lynx chimera overtaking the fourth and final day, everything attempted to return to normalcy. But, the creatures upon the training grounds had started to get rather odd. Disregarding such thoughts, the chimera kept moving along. It had not been in his place to question anything, for sure. Training coming to an end for the day, mundaneness was ready to come back at any given moment.


The sound of bitter wind pushed itself through Snezhnaya like a sickly person attempting to climb up hundreds of stairs with no end in sight. The wolf had been injured; unable to howl. The month long blizzard had reached a critical weak point. But, despite such, hundreds of Fatui Soldiers groaned in a chorus. The snow was about to get worse, without question.


The sound of woofs, howls and meows came downward from the frozen skies above. As the felines, canines and lupines continuing to rain down in an endless loop, the groans from the other military barracks had only begun to get much louder. What in the world was this absolute nonsense going on? Complaints getting louder, the chaos kept itself going at full speed.


The groans in an echo were more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Hearing the complaints from the other rooms, the soldier added his own to the mix. Not this nonsense again. Why was it still raining cats, dogs, and wolves up there? Hadn't the shadow creature had enough by now? Gone one day, back the next, make up its mind already.


But, the chimera shook his head. That was yesterday, and this is today. He didn't have time to concern himself over any of this. He had to get ready for work, or Her Majesty would kill him for taking too much time dawdling. Throwing absolutely everything aside, the chimera lifted himself up from the uncomfortable bed. Placing the lenses over his damaged eyes, the chimera had begun the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the chimera's uniform melted over his partially human person, the soldier stared off into space. Just what in the world was going on with Snezhnaya lately? Hadn't the shadow creature gotten bored of trying to cause chaos here? But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. They were doing all this to confuse him, for sure.


Heaving a sigh, the soldier turned his attention towards the paned glass. This was all just a trick of trades. Why else would that creature say such nonsense? It wanted him to look away. This monster was a creature beyond comprehension. Why waste time trying to make sense of them? He would be forever if he tried to, for certain.


Woofs, meows and howls only getting louder, the hyena dashed off towards the barricaded window. But, what he had soon saw dropped two marbles upon the ground. Was it just him, or had the storm outside gotten even worse? But, what else had been added to the mix bewildered him even more.


Hilichurls raining down from the sky, as well, the early adult jumped five steps back. He could hardly believe what he was witnessing. Was this real? He had to have been dreaming right now, for sure. Why would it be raining Teyvat's monsters? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. He was in a dream right now, for sure.


Pinching himself, the soldier let out a hiss. He was awake right now, alright. How in the world had this happened? Had a cyclone come from Celestia? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away almost immediately. There was absolutely no way that was true. The red storm cloud had done this, without a shadow of a doubt.


Multiple Hilichurls slapping down upon the window, the hyena could not help but wonder. How could this have gotten so out of control? Why wasn't anyone doing anything about it? They were only Hilichurls. They were common enemies seen throughout Teyvat, no matter where one might go. Surely, defeating them was hardly an issue.


Soldiers outside running away in fear, the hyena rolled his eyes to the sky. What an absolutely pathetic sight to behold. Why were these soldiers all cowards? Had they never seen a Hilichurl before? How pitiful. But, a familiar pelt soon hit the window as he continued watching the fools run around. Alright, Her Majesty, he'll finish getting ready.


Dashing back towards the uniform drawers, the hyena allowed a sigh to escape the partially human esophagus. Hail nearly cracking the glass, he groaned. What, was this hail made out of metal, or something? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. This was getting too out of hand. Further pelts of possible iron dropping towards the pane, the chimera let out a scream. Alright, already, he'll stop dawdling the inevitable.


Taking a long deep breath, the chimera clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Adorning matching sunflowers in his hair and ears, the hyena stared off into space. Just what is that red storm cloud, anyway? Who, or what, for that matter, caused it to appear? Nothing about it felt natural.


Thoughts continuing to rumble, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. Nothing about this storm cloud felt right. Someone had to have artificially created this storm cloud, but who? There was no way someone, or something had caused this through creative means.


But, the hyena snapped himself out of it. Does it really matter who, or what created this unnatural force of nature? It did not matter, in the slightest. Stop buying into the conspiratorial thinking. This would lead him nowhere, for sure. Further pelts of hail soon hitting the window, the early adult let out a shout. He needed to finish getting ready. No more nonsense.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the hyena stared at the yellow-green orb. What causes Visions to function? Does he really need to wear this thing to be able to use his elemental powers it granted him? But, the chimera shook his head. How should he know? It's not like he could ask Her Majesty such questions. He would be a corpse in the snow almost immediately if he even dared to do so.


Geo Delusion glaring daggers at him, the chimera could feel the questions boil over rotting rice. Why had he been deemed worthy of this sinister orb? He was far from deserving such gift. But, the soldier pushed the Delusion away. It was pointless to question it. He had received one, he should be grateful he had gotten one at all.


Attempting to pop all the useless thoughts away, the hyena let out a tired sigh. What in the world was he doing, thinking about all this absolute nonsense? He needed to stop overthinking every little thing. Taking a deep breath, he slapped his cheeks. No more distraction. He had a work day ahead of him.


Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, the soldier covered his mouth. Was it just him, or had there been something strange in his flavorless gruel? But, the hyena attempted to ignore such thoughts. Why would there be something in his food? He was speaking absolute nonsense as usual. Finishing it, he tried to hold back the urge to gag. Maybe there was something in there after all.


But, the chimera popped such thoughts like a bubble. What would Her Majesty gain from poisoning him? It would do nothing. It would serve no purpose aside from weakening him. Wouldn't that cause the opposite of what she wanted? Shrugging, he disregarded it all. Maybe someone dropped something in the rations. Fixing his buttons, and adjusting his glasses, the hyena had finished the morning routine of dressing the body.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera turned his attention towards the door. His workday of anything was about to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out on cue. "What is your problem? You seem lost in thought. Whatever might be bothering you, get over it!"


The hyena flinched as such words had come his way. Right, he had to get over his thoughts right now. What was he doing, getting lost in thought like this? He needed to cut it out. Flipping the work mode switch upward, he bowed an apology. Right, stop overthinking everything. What was he doing? Turning towards the Agent, he looked into his mask.


"In any case, soldier, you will heading to Natlan to continue to train your Saurian for the upcoming competition," the Agent called out on cue again. "The competition is in a few days." As he said such, the Natlan uniform had been in his hands. "Change into your uniform. Quickly, now!"


Uniform tossed into his hands, the early adult held back the urge to groan. Not this outfit again. He was going to be exposed as a member of the Fatui any day now. Why bother acting like it wasn't going to happen? Winter jacket soon removed, his layered shirts had been taken off as well, hideous, bare body glaring daggers at him, he closed his eyes as he finished getting ready.


Words echoing in the hyena's inhuman eardrums, the hyena could feel his heart begin to race. Hold on, did the Agent say the competition was in a few days? Already? How did that happen? Maybe it was the fault of the red storm cloud skewing things. Or, perhaps, just maybe, time had begun to sneak up on him. Throwing such thoughts away, his stomach had been exposed. Everything in place, he turned back towards the Agent.


"I am ready," the hyena responded autonomously. Time changes did not matter right now.


"Good, soldier," the Agent responded. "Now, go find the person that helped you last time. Do not have another incident, understand? And, make sure you win the competition. Even cheat, if you must to obtain victory." Satchel soon handed off to him, he continued a little further. "Do not disappoint Her Majesty."


Agent soon leaving, the hyena let out a hiss at the door. Even resort to cheating, if he has to? Absolutely not, no way, not happening under any circumstance. How dare the Agent even suggest such a thing. Who did he think he was even daring to say that? What a horrific thing to say.


Sighing, the hyena took out the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. Why did he even need to get help at this point? It was not like he would be near the molten bed of liquid, or anything like that. He would be in the stadium watching Santhe fight in the saurian war. What did he need someone to help him cross over lava?


Shrugging, the chimera highlighted the Petrichor waypoint. He supposed it was better to be safe than sorry. He did not have his own method of lava traversal. He had no choice but to rely on others, for the time being. The choice was not his, if he wished to keep himself from repeating history.


Hitting the teleport button, the chimera dissipated the map back into orb form. Blinding light soon overtaking him, the hyena closed his eyes. Why was teleporting always such a blinding ordeal? No matter how much time were to pass, it was never easier on the eyes. Fast travel about to reach its end, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Will Rashmi and Malati even be around? He didn't know.


***


"No way, this is getting pretty nuts! Well, okay,
Okay, not nuts, I probably shouldn't be using that
Word. But, anyway! Boy, is


This getting somewhat off the walls!
Hokay, so, recently, we discovered something while
Investigating some things in Fontaine!
Now, this might be
Getting into some heavy territory,
So let me just start by saying that I


Am quite a slow koala, so I'd
Rather not get myself caught up in
Every little thing like this! But, I


Just gotta roll with it whether I like it or not!
Ugh, so that's how things are for me right now
Should I be complaining? Well, no, but
Take this from me I didn't ask to be


Grouped into this investigation, ya know.
Ehhh, but it's not like anything is happening in
This castle lately, not a single
Thing has been going on around here, and
It's not like I'm sitting around here praying something will happen.
Nope, that's not it at all, okay? I mean, don't
Get me wrong, I'm just a tired, low energy potato


Who barely has any might left in me! Maybe that sounds like
An excuse, or somethin', but
Ya know, I'm a koala and I need like a lot of sleep!


That might sound like it's just
One big excuse I'm trying to justify my inaction
Or something like that, but that's not it! I


Can't grasp any of this.
One day, the pact is gone, and then
Malati is asking Satine and I to help investigate something. At first, I thought,
Please tell me I'm dreaming! Because, there's
Like no way Rashmi is ending the pact to stay
In that abandoned
Castle forever! I still think I might be dreaming
And none of this is real. But, I guess
That's wishful thinking because
Everything is very much happening. I
Don't know how fast things are progressing


In our investigations, but I


Dunno, what are we investigating anyway?
Uh, something, something, the abyss.
Now, Rashmi alleges that the issues from the abyss has spilled out from
Natlan. But, not gonna lie, that doesn't feel like quite it
Or, maybe I am just failing to see the pattern here. For one thing,


What do Natlan and Fontaine
Have anything to do with each other? That's where things
Are beginning to get a little messy.
Though, maybe they do have a point


In common. What that point is? How
Should I know? I don't really


Get it, at least, not really.
Of course I'm aware Natlan
Is one of the seven
Nations in the continent of Teyvat! I'm from there, but I don't
Gather that there's any sort


Of link to either of them.
Natlan is vastly different from the rest of the world,


But trying to find a link between them?
Uh, now that might be possible
There isn't any link between Natlan and Fontaine,


Rashmi is probably just making something up
As she goes along trying to
String two points together in order to reach a conclusion that
Hardly makes sense. But,
Malati is telling me
I shouldn't really judge Rashmi for


Something like this, but
Everything is struggling to make sense,
Even though her sister is going
Maybe don't judge her, to that, I
Say, that's a pretty


Tough line to sell right now!
Okay, for starters, this is just pretty


Hard to believe, and, I think I
Am missing something here, something
Very important that I'm going to
Even attempt to make sense of all this, and I


Find that if this were even close to the root
Of the problem, the abyss spreading,
Unless there is something I am just not seeing I
Need to at least try and find the
Direct correlation between the abyss, Natlan and Fontaine!


Satine tells me she doesn't get it, either.
Okay, so Rashmi has been saying, that red storm cloud
Might be merging stuff together,
Eh? I'm not sure I'm following
That! how could that be possible? I
Have to say that from what
I have heard about that thing up there it has
No ability to do that? So, I don't
Get this conclusion that Rashmi has jumped


Onto, like at all. So,
Uh, let me try and sort
This all out so I can understand things correctly!


So, first off, these are all the claims claim
One: the abyss in Natlan
Might have something to do with Fontaine.
Err, second, it's possible
That storm cloud that
Had ravaged the nation
Is something that is merging the
Nations together, but that's the one that is too farfetched here. So, I'm
Going to discard that point.


Because it doesn't make any sense! At least,
I don't think it does! I'm trying to
Gather how that second point is supposed to make


Any sense, but I'm not finding a common
Beat here, I think she's just trying to
Over rely on dragon intuition, or something.
Uh, what is dragon intuition anyway?
The more I hear that term, sense isn't sensing.


This is like, is it made up. I don't understand
Her claims about dragon intuition, I
Am not the sharpest too in the shed,
That's something I'll admit to,


Right here and now, and
Even though I just
Don't get a lot of things 'cause I'm like


Sleeping all the time, I'm
Trying my best
Over here! I really am, okay? I'm
Really trying! So, anyway,
Malati has been saying something like we have to leave the


Castle to go speak to the Hydro Archon, and they've
Like, scheduled an appointment with her,
Or something? I'm not sure I'm grasping this!
Uh, what are we gonna
Do? Sense still isn't sensing!


Ah, so like, okay, I
Need to try to and piece all this together, 'cause I
Don't know if this is obvious or not, but


That's not only a dumb idea, it's a
Horrible one! There's not way that
Even if the Hydro


Archon knew anything about any of this would she extend her hand to help us.
But, I digress, because
You know how this
Stuff is probably gonna
Start to go down some super downward spiral!


Though, I guess that's already started
Or something because it's all gone downhill
Okay, well, maybe not downhill downhill, but one thing that is true is that


It hasn't really been smooth sailing for
The last few months! It hasn't been at all!


So, I'm trying to grasp
Everything, especially that storm cloud thingy. Eh, something I think is worth
Explaining is that we think that thing
Might be an artificial creation of
Someone, or something!


Look, I'm not saying that
It's certain, or set in stone, and I don't
Know, like I said, sense ain't sensing.
Eh, so, yeah, that's just like,


It's probably just an artificial
Thing created by someone, or something,


Malati thinks someone despise this world and wants
It erased, rewritten, changed completely. I
Guess some people just want to watch the world burn.
Hmmm, I guess, maybe? Maybe it's Celestia?
The divine? Would the divine want to burn this world and try and create a new one?


Hmm, hmm, hmm, I am going to go with yes,
A god making this
Very big storm cloud? That doesn't make a whole lotta sense, but
Even so, that's my theory. I have


Come to a different conclusion than everyone else.
Okay, so Rashmi thinks that
Natlan and Fontaine's problems have merged together, but that's
Not it, and I know it isn't,
Eh, I know, right? What do I know, I
Can't even decide if what I'm saying is right or not, and Satine seems to
Think that it's come because something
Intricate has happened when those uh fawns comes
Out of nowhere and tried to decimate Fontaine, something god mad and
Now the entire nation has to face
Something's wrath. I don't


Think that's right, either!
Okay, now Malati seems to


Theorize it's a curse from
Hundreds of years ago that might have activated.
Eh, to be honest, I doubt that one


A lot. First of all, why would it
Be some kinda curse?
Yeah, sense isn't sensing,
Sense still isn't
Sensing with that one.


I'm pretty sure that if it were a curse, we'd all be


Done for, like come on now, that ain't it!
Uh, okay, so I'm going to start by saying it's
Not a curse, at least
Not from where I'm seeing all of that
Or maybe that's just 'cause I do


Not believe in that kind
Of stuff? Maybe it's more so on
The lines of that? I


Guess? I never believe in curses,
Or anything, so I'd prefer to rule anything out I do
Not believe. Even though Malati believes all that, I do
Not! I'm not sure where Satine stands on that.
Ah, I may be her twin and all, I but don't know


Even know a single thing she's thinking, I am
Very lost on what she's thinking pretty much
Ever, so I just do
Not bother to try, I'm way too


Tired all the time to
Really try, so I ain't about to!
Yeah, so whatever, let's move onto Noce.


Thon doesn't really care
Or anything, but thon thinks that it's


Likely cause is something no one understands.
It could have always been here, and no one
Ever noticed. It could have always been there and


It only became visible now.


Here is something I have heard
About quite a few times about a century ago, or what I should be saying is a
Very long time ago.
Eons, no, no, not eons.


Not eons. That's
One thousand, or a stupid high number. That the sky is fake.


Can't say I believe this
One, either, how could it be a fake sky?
Not sure I'm buying that one! How
Could something that we've seen for this long be fake?
Everything I've ever known could
Possibly be shattered in
The span of a moment!


Okay, so maybe this the sky is
Fake claim has some nuance to it.


Uh, so, let me continue with this.
Noce suspects that the real sky has shown itself. I
Dunno about that. I'm not sure that's the case here.
Eh, how can a sky be fake, anyway? Is that
Really the case? And how does Noce even know that?
Something tells me that
Thon made it all up! She's trying to get back
At Rashmi, or something, or trying to find something that sounds like the exact opposite point of Rashmi.
Noce seems to completely
Despise Rashmi, so
I wouldn't out it past her to make up something super
Nonsensical with the
Goal of making Rashmi's point seem


Horrible in comparison.
Eh, so like, let me just say, I
Really don't get it. Where all this burning anger came from?
Err, let's just not bother trying to focus on that.


Hmm, well, let me move
Over to what Cedre thinks.
Well, Cedre seems to think


It's not really that extravagant,
So, I'll just say what


They have to say.
Here goes. They think
It's something related to Inazuma, or
Something. I'm not sure where that. I don't


Really follow all that? Or, maybe that's just me not knowing anything about Inazuma?
Err, well Cedre says that Inazuma is known for having a
Lot of storms, but that's just it, Inazuma is known for
A lot of storms, not Fontaine! So, let's not
Take something unrelated to
Everything else and
Decide that's it, 'cause that's really not it, ya know!


Take a moment to realize that's
Obviously super bogus!


There is nothing to really say
Here! Can we
Erase that point?!


Ah, well, I honestly think we're not going to reach a consensus,
Because we all think different things,
Yikes, there's no harmony in our answers!
So, what should we do? Well, Rashmi keeps
Saying we're going to go talk to the Hydro


Archon, so that's
Not what I mean, 'what should I
Do' in this case.


Now, what will we do if the
Archon tells us she can't do anything?
This is something that is very
Likely to happen,
As I know that the Archon is busy.
No, that's not really it. It's more like, why would the


Archon want to have an audience with us. We're
Not from here, like hello?
Yeah, let me remind everyone again, I'm a Natlan native.
Hhhh, well, okay, actually, all
Of us are. All six
Of us are. Not a


Single one of us is from Fontaine.
However, are we really from Natlan,
Either? I dunno, I can't say


We are or
Aren't anymore since we left over a century ago.
Now that's it's been over a century, probably more
Than five at this point, things could have
Shifted. Could we be considered Fontaine natives?


That's probably something all
Of us should be thinking about.


Could it be that way?
Okay, well I dunno, It's
Not like the people of today's Natlan know who we are and even that we're
From there. I'm also gonna say that we're not
Really from any
Of the six main tribes that formed.
Now, I dunno when
The current tribes formed,


That probably was something that
Happened after we left.
Even before the current ones formed,


Hundreds of years ago, back during that point hundreds of
Years ago, none of the tribes wanted us. And, at this point, I
Doubt that were we to try to be adopted into any of the six would they want us now. Not like it
Really matters to us, I guess, we have since accepted
Our fate of not ever being


Accepted by people. It's
Really been too long for us to mingle into the other tribes, and I
Can't say I would want to take away from them.
Hmm, alright. So none
Of us want to go back to
Natlan permanently. We


Are fine living the rest of our days down in the abandoned castle,
But for now we have temporarily put
Our pact on pause while this problem is
Unleashing itself upon
The world. That storm cloud problem,


That we all can't even agree on what is really
Happening and why that storm cloud
Is even here, we honestly
Should come to an agreement on why that thing is here. Well, was


Formerly here. After the symphony was finished it left
Over the skies of Fontaine. So I
Really doubt the curse point. I doubt the


Sky is fake one even more. And, I'm even starting to doubt the point I made.
Obviously, I don't believe the point about the abyss, either, that
Might as well be out. And, I don't believe Malati's point,
Either. But, I guess I am just being


Rather contrary about all this,
Err, well, I guess it's time we
All go to
Seek an audience with the Hydro Archon
Or rather, the four of us.
Noce says they


Won't go anywhere with Rashmi.
How typical of thon. But
Ya know, gonna level the playing field here,


I don't really wanna go, either. But, I guess I


Don't have it in me to refuse,
Ugh, Rashmi's dragon aura is too powerful,
Not like I can say much I have
No intimidating aura to speak
Of! I'm just a constantly


Sleepy koala who
Has to sleep for
Eighteen hours a day!


So, I have no intimidating aura.
Eh, so, up we go!
Err, we're not really sure where to go, but
Malati thinks we
Should go to the opera house.


To that I say, the
Opera house? Huuuh? Why


There? Is there something I'm missing
Here? Doesn't she have some office
In the city? Or am I
Not remember something right? I don't
Know! I dunno!


I'm just as clueless as
The next person,


Meh, so there Rashmi goes, she's flying
In the sky, and we're on her back, I can't ever
Get used to this!
How could I?
This is not something I will ever get used to!


Look, even back then,
Even back then we never
At any given point flew on Rashmi's back!
Does it matter,


Though, well maybe not!
Obviously once this red


Storm cloud goes bye bye in every
Other nation, we'll go back to our reclusive lives. So,
Might as well just
Enjoy? No,
That's not the word I'm looking for
Here! Let's just roll with
It until we return to the vow of
Never leaving the faded castle. I
Gather this will probably


Be the last time we
Ultimately go out of
The way to do things because


I am thinking there isn't


Anything the archon can do.
Maybe we should have given up, but I


Dunno, Rashmi thinks soldier boy is coming back today
Or, maybe he isn't,
Uh, like I said I don't
Believe in dragon intuition!
Though if he does show up, I'll
Flame up my words, flame them
Up, like the divine flames of Natlan.
Like the divine flames of Natlan,


I know I said
That already, but I


Will repeat
It since I feel
Like it's important to say. It's not
Like it matters, though, I guess. It's not


Like I
Even believe in this dragon intuition thing!
Ah, I know I said that already, like a
Dazillion times.


That's not a number?
Oh, well!


Anyway, we are
Now in the city, and
You know, it's always


Super busy here,
Or something, there's a
Really high amount of people here
This feels kind


Of dense?
Fooo, what


Am I even talking about? I do
Not know,
So, anyway,
We have to go to the Opera
Epiclese, wherever that is,
Really dunno where


Anything is around
These parts


And all that, so it's not
Like I've been
Literally anywhere,


Looks like the opera house
Is to the east, I don't
Know. The
Epiclese is like the place for


Court cases
Or something?
Malati claims to know that.
Even so,


Okay, maybe I'm
Not understanding this,


Nor do I no an
Ounce about
What goes on in


The world around
Here but
I'm just not
Seeing it?


How could there be
A legal team
Striving to


Get people seen as guilty in an
Opera house,
That doesn't make


Too much sense!
Or any sense for that matter,


But, what do I know?
Err, more specifically, I


Should say, what does Malati know?
Okay, to be fair, what do any of us know?
Maybe nothing!
Ehhhh, that's just how it is, right?


So, I guess I shouldn't make guesses about the
Opera house, or anything like that,
Really won't get me anywhere
To do so,


Or anything.
For now, we're flying east.


Maybe there's an
Intense legal
Showdown happening right now,
That would be
An interesting scene to scene. I
Know, I know, I'm not
Even from Fontaine!


I've already went and said that!


Does it matter?
Of course right
Now it doesn't
That, I have


Gone and
Established, so I'll just let Rashmi
Take the wheel, since


This is what she wants to do.
Hmm, alright,
Is the Archon going to know anything? I don't think
She will, I just


Doubt it.
Rashmi thinks she,
As an Archon was limitless knowledge, but I
Greatly doubt that. She's not
Omnipotent. She's definitely
Not omnipotent,


And, I guess
That we'll


All find that out the hard way.
Look, I dunno, it's not
Like every god has


So much knowledge,
Ours probably didn't either, well,
Mayhaps that's just me making an
Error in judgement,
Though, I'm just saying
It's just what's the likely point.
Mayhaps we're wasting
Every moment coming here.
So that's what I believe."


Upon reaching Petrichor through the teleport waypoint, the hyena could feel an intense aura in the air. Feeling such, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky. The red storm cloud, had it returned to Fontaine once again? But, that had not been the case whatsoever. World up above as clear as day, he shook his head.


Knowing he had to head for the Faded Castle, the soldier prepared himself to drop down into the water hole in the corner, but such had been met with an immediate call to stop doing so. Rabiu and Lonan dashing towards the area, the hyena held back the urge to sigh. He was about to be told what he thought he was, wasn't he?


"Black fish steak, bro, I'd turn around, if I were you," Lonan said, shaking his head. "Rashmi and Malati ain't here. Iomra and Satine aren't, either."


"Um, uh, yeah, they left in a hurry this morning," Rabiu said, voice shaking a bit. "Maybe you should, um, ask the plant duo? Um, I think they're still in the Sea of Bygone Eras. They might know where they went."


Hearing such, the soldier put on his diving equipment. He wasn't quite sure if he believed such a thing. Would Noce and Cedre know of the dragon's whereabouts? They probably wouldn't. Why would they know such a thing? Noce despised Rashmi. He knew that by now. Jumping down the water hole, he rushed through the faded castle with all his might.


Portal to the sea of bygone eras located, another blinding light soon overtook the hyena. Why was teleporting such a blinding ordeal no matter whether he uses his proxy map or not? But, what awaited him upon reaching the sea from eras long go had been hit with the quite the unusual roadblock.


Chains all the way across the water, the soldier could not help but feel bewildered. What was going on here? Where had this strange obstacle come from all of the sudden? Attempting to have his diving suit go around it, nothing came of such attempt, in any capacity.


Heaving a sigh, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. Where was the sea creature when they were needed? But, he shook his head. They were probably chained up. He needed to do something about this annoying obstacle before it were to do him in. Seeing shining spots upon the metallic objects of doom, he prepared himself for action.


Pressing the blade button upon his diving suit, the hyena let the aquatic sword do as it was destined. First array of obstacles broken to pieces, more had soon taken their place. Pathway in front of him still locked away, logic was dead. How could something nonsensical like this even happen? Water was not a solid.


Second and third round of chains carved through, the chimera could hear a pained call in the center of it all. Whale creature caught in the center of the metallic chaos, the soldier could hardly believe his eyes. Was this really happening right now? Who, or what caused this? This wasn't good, for sure.


Chains continued to be destroyed one after another, the aquatic mammal looked about ready to budge from its imprisonment. Everything looking about ready to break, the slashes pushed on through. But, he swore that the chains kept on regenerating. What were they, immortal? This was quite ridiculous.


Cutting once more, everything grew back like a weed. Seeing such, the soldier was ready to rip out his hair. What in the world was this nonsense? Had someone dropped down a machine somewhere? Failures piling up one after another, his will had begun to sway.


Thrusting his diving suit downward, something unusual had indeed been in the area. Circular object with multiple holes upon it, the soldier shook his head. Who in the world put this object here? Was it the origin of the spikes? Jellyfish head explosive set down, everything went boom.


Whale creature swimming upward, the hyena had been offered a ride. Seating himself upon the creature, even more chains had blocked off the way towards the castle. Seeing such, the hyena tried to hold back the urge to leap off. Who placed these annoying obstacles? But, an idea soon plopped itself down. Noce had to have done it. Who else could it have been?


Large aquatic mammal instructing the hyena how to use its powers to vanquish everything in the way, the soldier blinked of bewilderment. This creature was hiding some sort of secret powers? Told to press the hole, puzzle pieces fell out of the hyena's brain. Projectiles coming from side to side, everything dissolved within moments.


No more obstacles in the way, the castle was inching ever so closer. But, as such went on, the hyena could not help but wonder. Why had Noce done this? But, the hyena quickly threw such thoughts away. Why assume it had been thon? It could have been anyone. Why assume something that could have not been the case?


Dropped off by the door to Capitolum, the soldier took a long, deep breath. Would the plant duo even have any idea where the dragon sisters were? He supposed there was only one way to find out. Doors soon opened, he prepared himself for utter disappointment.


Hearing quite the intense racket, the soldier could feel his eardrums ready to sever at any moment. What was going on here? Turning his head, the source of the monstrosity had soon made itself known. Noce and Cedre playing the symphony all wrong again, the chimera held back with all his might to scream such to the sky.


Pain and suffering continuing onward, the hyena stared off into space. How could music sound so awful? Nothing was making any sense. But, he supposed he could not say anything in his defense. It had taken him quite the eternity to master the symphony himself. Why judge them on such a thing? Eyes soon on him, shouts had bathed him deep.


"What do you want now?!" Noce asked in an aggravated tone. "Can't you see we're busy celebrating?! Being free from Rashmi?!"


"Maybe you're celebrating that," Cedre said, shaking their head. "But, I'm not. I'm just playing this symphony because you told me to."


"How could you say that?!" Noce cried. "Rashmi has thoroughly brainwashed you!"


Hearing such, the hyena rose an eyebrow. He did not quite grasp any of this. Why did Noce despise Rashmi so much? Besides the pact could she have possibly done? But, he supposed it wasn't his business in any shape or form, whatsoever. Throwing such thoughts away, the hyena silently communicated the missing party's names. But, such had been met with immediate anger.


"Who cares where Rashmi went?!" Noce said. "I don't care! She's a traitor! I hope she dies, for all I care!"


"Noce, why are you like this?" Cedre asked, sighing. "Even one mention of Rashmi's name, and you're already angry! Can't you take a moment to think to yourself, 'hmm, maybe it's not worth getting angry over this!' You can do it!" They then turned towards the Fatuus. "Anyway, I think Rashmi, Malati, Iomra and Satine went to some opera house, or something? I dunno."


Cedre mentioning Opera Epiclese, the soldier could not quite grasp what he had just been told. Why had they gone there, of all places? Something really wasn't adding up. Were they watching a court case? No, that wasn't it. It couldn't have been. But, he supposed, why they had been there was no business of his. Bowing a thank you, the chimera removed his diving equipment, Court of Fontaine waypoint highlighted, he prepared himself to head for Marcotte Station.


Reaching the capital city of Fontaine after about a split second, the soldier knew there was one rather important thing he had to inquire about. The red storm cloud, did anyone in Fontaine remember it? Multiple generic nobodies parading around in the streets, the question had been presented to the rich people with all the same faces.


But, rejection had come his way. Everyone telling him they had never heard of such phenomenon, the hyena figured such had been the case. Why would the generic nobodies remember such a thing happening? They had all become shadow creatures themselves during that time. So, why would they recall?


Moving right along, the inquiry kept on boomeranging back around. But, the same answer had been returned each and every time. What was he talking about? They had never heard of such a thing. Every single rejection known to chimera coming his way, he put a pin in it. Why bother asking these nobodies? He was wasting his time, for sure.


Heading for the western pathway, the hyena's thoughts had begun to wander once more. Why had he remembered the red storm cloud, and the shadow creature? Shouldn't he, like everyone else, have forgotten about it, as well? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away, immediately. Of course not. The storm cloud would never allow him to forget, not a chance.


Reaching the Aquabus Information Station, an annoying face soon stuck out amongst the crowd of nobodies. Earl emerging from the glass lift, the hyena could hardly believe what he was thinking, but, perhaps, just maybe, eh should ask the pesky thorn in his side if he recalled the previous events from months prior? But, he had soon been taken out of his thoughts by the most aggravating question.


"Oh, hi, Siorc!" Earl greeted. "I saw that dragon you asked about last week today! They seemed to be in quite a hurry!"


Pesky thorn in his side telling him about Rashmi and Malati, the soldier wanted to bite that hand that fed him. Why was he still thinking about that? How incredibly annoying of him. This man needed to get a life. Did he think about him twenty four seven? Archons, someone get this pest a partner so he would forget all about him.


But, the hyena tossed such thoughts down the elevator shaft. Placing his hands out in front of him, the soldier placed his hands over his head. Mouthing the word red as well, he attempted to make a thunder sound with his tongue. But, such however, failed miserably. Embarrassment bathing him deep, he covered his face. Why did he do all that? He was making way too much of a production of this. But, to his surprise, Earl nodded.


"Huh, you mean that storm that happened a couple months ago?" Earl asked, puzzled. "I remember it a little bit, why? I didn't really get involved in any of that chaos, so I can't really much else about it, sorry!"


Early adult bowing his head, the hyena let out a heavy sigh. Why did he even bother to ask him? He was useless! Heading off towards the glass lift, the hyena reached the third floor. No more of this nonsense, it was time to get out of here, and find Rashmi. He shouldn't have wasted his time with the pesky fly.


Reaching Marcotte Station after about fifteen minutes, the Melusine tour guide stated the same about the storm cloud Not know whatsoever what he had been talking about, the hyena attempted to throw the question away. Time to throw in the towel and stop inquiring about such. He was wasting his time.


Storming into the opera epiclese main hall, an unexpected event had taken shape before his very mismatched eyes. Rashmi on stage with the Archon, and the rest in their seats, he could her a rather peculiar conversation unfolding before his very ears. Unable to tune it out, the echoes burned.


"The abyss beneath Natlan, one suspects it's trying to merge with Fontaine," Rashmi said in a serious tone. "Why is one not doing anything to protect one's nation from this threat?"


"Other nations are beneath me!" the Hydro Archon cried in a haughty tone. "Why should I care about another region's issues!" But such had been met with immediate criticism.


"One, how can one say that when one did nothing for one's nation when visitors from the abyss were here trying to destroy everything?" Rashmi asked, annoyed. "Two, one did nothing when that maelstrom from up above was turning one's people into monsters? And you call yourself a god? One finds this quite comical." She rolled her eyes as she said such. "Three, one said this could be affecting Fontaine also. And, yet, such is beneath one. Archon, you're pathetic."


"I'm trying!" the Hydro Archon cried in defense. "I'm doing all I can!"


"If one is trying so hard, then why is one so terrified when one confronts them?" Rashmi asked, talons crossed across her waist.


But, no such answer ever came. Hearing all that, the hyena could not help but wonder as well. Why hadn't the Hydro Archon done anything? She sat around on her throne, and did nothing while all the chaos had gone done over the past nine months. Had she truly been the Archon, or was she just some body double? Maybe the actual god ill and couldn't perform their duties, so someone else had speaking for them.


"I reckon we should leave," Malati said, standing up. "She doesn't wanna answer." But, such had soon been met with yet another interruption.


"Woah! Look, soldier boy is here!" Iomra shouted, pointing.


"Sheesh, you're right, there he is!" Satine cried. "He's probably here for Rashmi!" But, a sigh had added itself to the mix.


"What, does one want to be taken to Natlan again?" Rashmi asked, annoyed. "Fine, one will take the Fatuus there."


"Soldier boy, she was looking into stuff for you again!" Iomra exclaimed. "Lots of stuff."


"No one wasn't," Rashmi called out immediately. As she said such, she had soon been in dragon form. "Whatever. Fatuus, get on. Hurry up."


Climbing upon dragon Rashmi's back, Iomra and Satine added themselves to the mix. Hydro Archon crying in the background don't become a dragon inside the courtroom, he could hear Rashmi proclaim she didn't care. Malati transforming as well, the aggravated screams only grew. Door slammed open, the race towards the east soon began.


As the dragon raced through Fontaine and headed south through the Sumeru desert, the hyena could not help but wonder once more. Had Natlan been cut off from time at the moment? The last time he had been in the area, the young girl with the drill ride told him it had only been a few days since he had been there last when it had been a week or longer had the shadow creature done something to the flow of time here? Maybe they had.


Hearing a loud clap of thunder, the hyena gazed upwards towards the sky once more. Was it just him, or had everything been quite intense up there? Something wasn't right. Had the shadow creature decided to ramp up the chaos since being defeated in Inazuma? He could feel the storm laugh at him as he thought such. That's exactly what they'd want him to think, for sure. He needed to cut that out.


Rashmi soon landing near the Children of Echoes, the soldier shivered. What was this intense chill in the air? That could not have been right. Wasn't Natlan a savannah and volcanic area? This felt so wrong. Had winter come? But, the hyena shook his head. It was just the wind, surely. Just the wind.


Young girl hopping on in on her drill ride, her face almost lit up like a birthday cake. Why did she look so thrilled to see him? Had something happened? But, the hyena shook such off. It was nothing, surely. He shouldn't go and assume things like that. He needed to stop overthinking this.


"Hey, you're back again!" the girl on the drill ride cried. "Santhe really misses you!"


Girl riding away, the hyena scratched the side of his head. Why did everything feel so off, like almost no time had passed between last week and today? But, the soldier disregarded such thought. No, that couldn't have possibly been it. Time can't simply just stop. That was impossible, for sure. Moving forward, he headed for the rest area.


Reaching the Rest Area, the hyena swore he could feel raindrops plop on the top of his head. Strange, where did all this pitter pattering come from? Gazing upward, there had not been a cloud in the sky. Coming to such realization, one plus one did not equal two. Why was this place unaffected by the shadow creature's domain?


Little storm cloud floating over Santhe's head, the chimera shook his hand upon the air. Was he seeing things? He had to have been. Or, perhaps, just maybe, he had not been. Was this place disconnected from reality? He supposed that might have been the case. Walking towards them, he seated himself in a pretzel shape.


Santhe running towards him into his arms, the soldier swore he could hear them say they missed him. Scratching his ears, the chimera blinked. Did he hear that correctly? This small dragonkin sure was attached to him, weren't they? But, the hyena shrugged. Did that matter? Saurian hopping on his shoulder, he exited the Rest Area.


Returning to The Children of Echoes, the short young woman with multiple earrings had been in the corner of the wall beside her Saurian companion. Girl with the drill ride coming towards him, he had soon been informed she wanted to see him. Heading towards her, he had soon been told where to head next.


"You should head for the People of the Springs tribe for your training today," the sports coach said.


Suggestion coming his way, the early adult titled his head. He had to head to the People of the Springs again? Shouldn't he practice in the other tribes, also? It was almost as if, in the world of Teyvat, in the current present time, only three of the six tribes had been available to traverse. But, such fact was unknown to the hyena.


Knowing he had to make haste, and head out to the People of the Springs tribe, the hyena had begun to head west. As he had begun to do so, the questions had begun to circle around in his head. Which tribe did the sports coach belong to? Passing through the mountains and reaching Sulfrous Veins, he could see flames burrow underneath the ground at high speed.


Strange looking weasel like monsters engulfed in flames, the hyena backed two steps away. What was going on here? Had the divine flame still been combusting? Such wasn't good. The storm cloud was causing this, wasn't it? Weasels circling around him, everything burning, the chimera attempted to turn the other way.


Santhe leaping off his shoulder, it threw itself in the center of the running speeding rodents. Strong burst of energy overtaking the battlefield, the chimera adjusted his glasses. What was that intense power just now? Speedy attacks coming forth in the blink of an eye, the hyena tried to keep his jaw from dropping.


Monsters of the divine flame continuing to enter the area, the chimera watched as multiple monsters had been decimated in a matter of moments. Seeing such, he could feel himself turn green. They were getting in on all the action. He did not know why, but he couldn't help but feel rather left out.


Army of burned creatures gone without a trace, the hyena had begun to venture south. Santhe just wanted to impress him. There was nothing wrong with that. Further monsters coming down the road, the early adult opened up his satchel. Greatsword in his hands, he prepared himself for battle. He can't leave everything to his Saurian companion. Her Majesty would most certainly kill him if that happened.


But, no such participation in battle ever came. Santhe telling him to leave everything to them, the chimera held in a pout. What was wrong with him joining the match? Waving the invisible white flag upon the battlefield, he stepped back. He supposed this could serve as combat training.


Bright and shining battlefield nearly blinding him, the army of monsters had been gone as quickly as they appeared. Glistening tail getting in on the action, the soldier could feel the questions roll as the People of the Springs had been nearing. Santhe's powers, something about them felt quite off. Why did they feel so wrong, like they were from the dark crevices of the abyss?


The hyena threw such thoughts away. He was thinking too deeply about this, for sure. What in the world was he going off about? Surely, it had to have been nothing more than his imagination. What else could it have been? There was nothing wrong here, why would there be? He was overthinking again, like always.


Reaching the People of the Springs tribe after about an hour of walking, the soldier could see the white haired surfer girl beside a face he had never seen before. Seeing a short young woman with long pink hair that went down to about her waist with two braids in the front, she had strange devices on the top of her head he had never seen before. Look of anger in her eyes, her dark purple outfit looked as though it could be dyed red any given moment.


"I can't do a divination right now! Alright?" the apparent pink haired diviner said in a grumpy tone. "Why do you need your fortune told?"


"I'm just not feeling this vibe, you know?" the white haired surfer girl responded. "People and Saurians have been bursting into flames."


"Doing a divination won't fix the 'vibes'," the apparent diviner replied, letting her disdain be known.


White haired surfer girl looking his way. he had soon been informed his friend could train by the pool. Hearing such, he could feel Santhe crawl into his hair. More training over the water? Couldn't the people running these training sessions have picked something else? But a correction had soon hit the wind.


Told it was just battling near the waters, not in the them, the soldier lowered his eyes into a squint. Was that supposed to be the better option here, or something? Heading beside the Hot Springs, he had soon seen a few faces he couldn't help but feel felt slightly out of place.


Spotting the red haired lady with the hat on the top of her head, he couldn't help but wonder. What tribe could she have been from? Her outfit was nothing like that of the People of the Springs. Seeing an Anemo Vision on her, the questions kept on going. Did certain tribes or clans wield specific visions? But, the hyena shrugged to such. Perhaps so, but he hardly knew such a thing.


Next to her had been a rather tall man with dark indigo hair. half of his head had been covered by a black and green hood. Reddish-pink and cyan heterochromatic eyes gazing at him, the hyena blinked, was he looking into a warped mirror of a much more tall and masculine version of himself? Please, break that reflection, if so. He could not bear to look at such a version of himself at all. Black shirt with a peculiar symbol on it, and grey jeans, he could ever so slightly see a bat ear on the top of is head. Tattoos on his arm, he couldn't help but feel like he had seen this man somewhere before. Or, maybe he hadn't. He wasn't sure.


Flying Saurian companion next to the red haired had lady, it had soon been time for some combat training. Large dragon flying upward, the soldier backed two steps away. What could be done to reach this creature from so high? And, how was it already able to reach such great heights?


Hooded man staring at him from aclose, the soldier could feel the world of eyes lock him in. Why is he staring at him like that? But, he shook his head. It was not him his pupils were focusing on. Turning his face towards the opposite direction, he kept his attention on guiding his dragon pal. But, as he had done so, something he did not see coming dropped itself down.


Santhe leaping upward, a boulder had soon come out of nowhere at full speed. Flying Saurian conked out, the soldier's jaw dropped open. When did that happen? How did that happen? Where did they obtain a boulder from? Something wasn't adding up. No, nothing was adding up.


"Your companion seems really attached to you," the red had lady commented. "To the point they will go to great lengths to go out of their comfort zone. Are they an Abyss Mage in disguise?"


Hearing such, the hyena broke into a sweat. Was that a question, or just an accusation? Maybe it was both, he didn't know. Replaying their combat in his head again, the suspicion crawled back in. What if Santhe was actually an Abyss Mage in disguise? This off feeling, why couldn't he shake it off?


Gazing at Santhe as they dropped back down to the ground, the hyena shook his head. No, why would Santhe be an abyss mage in disguise? That was a load of baloney, nonsense. Why was someone else bringing up this point? It wasn't true in the slightest. Why couldn't people stop saying that already?


"Santhe not Abyss Mage in disguise!" Santhe cried. "That's mean!"


"Sorry, I am not saying that it is true," the red haired hat lady said. "It's just a rumor floating around the all the tribes right now."


Santhe defending themselves, the hyena blinked. They were very quick to deny such point, should he be suspicious, concerned; dig more into this? But, he shook his head to such. She said it was just a rumor floating around. He really needed to stop concerning himself with these sorts of things. It wasn't true, rumors are a virus that spread way too quickly.


Hooded man telling him it was their turn to have their Saurians fight now, the soldier could feel himself get distracted. This man, where had he seen him before? He seemed quite familiar, but why? But, the hyena shook his head. Mere coincidence, surely. He had met countless people over the years. He needed to stop overthinking.


Strange Saurian adorning a hood speeding around on the battlefield, the hyena gulped. A speedster? How was Santhe supposed to be able to catch up? He did not know if that was possible. But, he swore as he were about to give up he could hear them say he needed to win for master. Hearing such, sweat poured down the soldier's cheeks. What was going on here?


Speedster Saurian being quite the formidable opponent, the chimera watched as Santhe headed upward. Tail slammed into the enemy multiple times, the soldier gazed as rocks road again. Where did those come from? He had never taught them how to do that. Santhe chanting he needed to win for Master, the chimera covered his face as his cheeks grew pink. Could they stop saying that word?


Enemy defeated, the next round of training had been ready to kick off in full swing. Floating targets by the water, Santhe soon jumped towards him. Were they still terrified of water? He supposed he did not blame them for such. Not all Saurian species could swim, could they? He supposed they probably couldn't.


Santhe remaining still for ages, they attempted to leap towards the first object in question. But, they soon missed the jump. Struggling besides the bed of liquid, the soldier hopped towards the offending area. If they drowned, that would be it, for sure. He couldn't allow that to happen.


Saurian pal caught into the palm of his hands, the hyena leaped towards an inner tube in the corner. Challenge failed banner floating across the sky, the hyena cracked his knuckles. Maybe he can try to find a way to have Santhe not think of it as water, but something else. Taking a deep breath, he attempted such method.


But, such had been an even bigger failure. Santhe nearly becoming a member of the fish prey family, the chimera shivered. Alright, that strategy didn't work, either. Further attempts failing on repeat, the surfer girl soon came by, sighing. Did his poor performance bother her, or something?


"You can borrow this surfboard little Santhe," the surfer girl said.


Shark surfboard gifted to them, the soldier swore he could feel something strange in the air. Something was wrong, for sure. Santhe about to finish their challenge, the hyena turned his attention towards the red storm cloud. Hearing a loud sea of crackles, he swore the lightning bolt had caught on fire.


"The Abyss is here!" the white haired surfer girl announced. "Everyone, I need your help to quell them off!"


But, as such announcement of doom arrived, something had been rather noticeable about the robed, masked denizens. They were burning. Set on fire, nothing but flames. How did this happen? He wasn't quite sure what was happening here? Joining in on the battle, the fight verses the unwanted force of nature ramped up into speed.


Fight gaining quite the momentum, something strange soon kicked into overdrive. Strong vortex dragging everyone in, a dark world with a small foot river soon awaited. Turning his head off towards the right and left, the Night Kingdom, had he come back here again? How could this be?


No one else within the realm, the hyena observed the area around him. Seeing a hole off in the distance, he had begun running. Why? Why had he been the only one sent here? What about the rest of the people who were near the vortex, where did they go? But, such thought had been cut off as everything around him had been set ablaze.


Creatures of the divine flame trotting across the water, the chimera removed the greatsword from his satchel once more. This place, he couldn't just sit around, and let Santhe take care of everything. No way, that won't do at all. He couldn't allow that, not even for a second.


Horseman of the apocalypse trotting on through, the hyena placed himself into a fighting stance. He needed to do something, anything; anything to win here. Jumping back, he did not know why, but he could feel a heavy sense of doom flow through him. Was it just him, or had the air here gotten thinner as the hours droned on?


Equine creature kicking back as the flames simmered further, the early adult spun his blade in a circle. Santhe soon begging to leave the big guys to him, the hyena refused. Let their dragon pal fall to the abyss, he didn't think so. Not happening, no way. He could not allow it, whatsoever.


Second hour passing, the hyena's vision flickered as the struggle continued. These creatures, why were they invincible? Was he doing something wrong? But, he shook his head. No, of course not. They were just too sturdy. Blade nothing more than a paperweight, his chest had begun to get tighter.


Boulders tossed his way, the chimera blinked of bewilderment. Why was Santhe lending him a paw? Was his stubbornness rubbing off on them? Maybe he was to blame for such learned behavior. Arm spinning, the rockapalooza was about to kick off at full speed.


Flames extinguished, and enemies fading into the darkness, the soldier swore he could hear someone tell him to run, get out before it was too late. Speeding off with all his might, the portal looked as though it was about ready to close, taking the leap of faith, times was named Nick.


Finding himself back in the People of the Springs, the hyena's chest had felt like it had been zippered shut. Throat adding such feeling to the mix as well, an intense cough broke loose. World blurring around him, his thoughts muddied. What was going on? Why did everything feel so heavy? Consciousness slipping, one last thought threw a dart on the bullseye.


Something's wrong.


But what?


***


"Something is wrong here, but what?
Okay, for starters, who is that
Man with the green and black hood?
Everything about him seems a little off,
Though, I guess that might be something I
Have been overthinking, and honestly,
I really can't shake off this feeling anymore. That he's
Not normal. Maybe I've seen him somewhere before. I'm
Getting a sense of that maybe I have? Maybe


I might have before, I don't know where I've
Seen him, or maybe that's not quite it.


Why do I feel like I've seen him? That's
Right, let's start
Off by saying, I have
No idea. I don't have a clue that I can
Gather about what this intense feeling is,


But, I do know for sure that what I'm feeling right now,
Ultimately feels like it's a bad
Thing. This might be a bad omen to come.


Why do I say that? Well, I just think this man is most likely
Hiding some very deep secrets. Could I be wrong
About all that? I'm sure it's kind of likely that I simply am just wrong about it, and I'm making all
These things up, but no, that can't be it. Maybe I should observe them carefully, and see what's going on. Perhaps, I should. I am getting more suspicious here."


Coming to in some clinic the next morning, a wave of confusion flowed over him at the sights before him. Where was he, how did he get here? Aega glaring sharp daggers at him, he broke into a heavy sweat. He swore he could hear her crack her knuckles just now. He had done it now, whatever he had done. He can't seem to recall.


"Don't throw yourself into the Abyss like that!" Aega scolded. "You're lucky you didn't suffer any corruption! Imagine if you did!"


"Relax, he fell in," the white haired surfer girl said. "And, you said it yourself, right? He didn't suffer any abyss corruption, so he should be good, right?"


"This one is stubborn over here and never knows when he's at his limit!" Aega cried, pointing at Siorc. "So, I need to remind him!" Her voice had begun to raise a little, cracking. "If you're stuck in the Night Kingdom for too long, you'll suffer corruption! So, please, don't do that again, alright?"


Informed he would be taking Santhe to Huitztli Hill to fight a Saurian boss, then heading to a floating island for one last round of lava surfing, the hyena scratched his cheek, for a moment. Hold on, just a moment. He and Santhe had to go fight what? A Pyro Saurian? Why was that? Was this a good idea?


Aega again telling him that he'd better not do something reckless, the hyena sighed. Why was she always so uptight and strict? But, the soldier shook his head. Maybe he was being too judgmental. She had always been this way. But, he couldn't help but ponder. Was she filling in for Loba? Where had the jackal chimera been lately? Or rather, where was her medical office located? He was starting to feel unsure about everything.


Heading west for quite some time, the soldier had reached the height of the hills. But, he had soon not been alone. Saurian Hunter beside him, his eyes had been darted towards Santhe. Suspicious look on his face, he could feel mountains of sweat pour down his back. Why did he look like he had seen a monster?


"I heard while you were unconscious, your friend here was able to take out an Abyss Herald singlehandedly," the saurian hunter said in a tone of warning. "That is not normal. Something about your friend is really suspicious. And, they may not be what they seem."


But, as the saurian hunter had said his nonsense, alpacas had burst into a sea of flames. Creatures running away, the hunter's strangely flat looking dragon had started laughing and dancing like this was a reason to party. Seeing such, the hyena wanted to throw a rock at this unusual reptilian creature. What was so funny about that?


"Haha, suckers!" Ajaw cried. "Serves them right for stepping the way of Kahul Ajaw--." But, his rant had been interrupted.


"Stop your yapping, and defeat the divine flame already!" the saurian hunter cried. He then turned back towards the hyena. "You two, go inside the cave now. We'll deal with the alpacas."


Reaching the cave, a rather peculiar looking red Saurian larger than any other he had ever seen had been in the center of a battlefield. Creature rather ferocious, its roar practically dropped him back towards the ground. What was this intense energy he was feeling? It was time to make haste, and help Santhe defeat this enemy.


But, as the hyena prepared to get in on the action, the flaming dragon soared upward. Blasting down a projectile of doom, the hyena had been pushed back against the battlefield walls. What in the world was this nonsense? This creature had been quite perceptive to its surroundings.


Santhe attempting to leap in the air, the enemy Saurian flew off towards the opposite direction. Dragon pal landing flat on their buttocks, the soldier attempted to try to catch them. But, such had not been possible. Roar sending him flying, the chimera groaned. What was this, a who can roar the loudest competition? Well, two could play at that game.


Jumping up and down, the hyena let out a roar. Making a quiet riot, the flaming creature's voice had been twice as loud. Come on feel the noise, he supposed. What was next, girls being rocked, then the boys? But, he shook his head. There was certainly no boys here, girls neither. Slapping his cheeks, he prepare to throw down a flower friend.


Such action never came. Yellow-green orb swirling black, the hyena broke down into tears. His vision, what's going on with it? Why wasn't it working? No, this wasn't good. This was looking pretty grim. He was visionless, blind; obscured by fog. When did that happen? Had Her Majesty restricted his access to his elemental prowess?


Sighing, he supposed he had no choice but to rely on his blade only. But, before he could even blink, Santhe had soon obtained something from what felt like nowhere. Seeing such, the questions kept on rolling. Wait, hold on, where was it getting all these burning rocks from? Something wasn't adding up.


Saurian defeated, he swore he could hear Santhe say he needs to win for master, the soldier could feel everything twist and turn. Santhe, why were they trying so hard to impress him? They didn't need to do all that, for sure. They were already plenty strong. Leaving the hill behind, he had soon been informed on where to head next.


Told that the floating island had been accessible through some cave in the People of the Springs tribe, the hyena pedaled to the medal. It was time to tackle yet another issue in this area? He was starting to think this surfer tribe was the one that had the most abyssal issues imaginable.


Returning to the southern area of Natlan, the white haired surfer girl had soon handed him something. Pure white whistle given to him, he had been given a rather useful bit of information. Told blowing into it would summon a dragon, he stared off into space. Was this Rashmi's tool she had forgotten to give him? He did not know why, but absentmindedness was quite unlike her.


Told that the only way to get to the sky islands was to traverse through an underground passageway, the surfer girl had soon took the lead. Walking with her, he had soon learned something quite interesting about her. Told she had served as a guide for tourists of Natlan who vacationed here often, he did not know why, but he couldn't help but feel a slight wave of discomfort hearing such. Did foreigners vacation here often? Some people were rude and entitled when in other people's homes. He could not help but hope she never had to deal with that sort of thing.


Guided towards another molten cave, the hyena's knees buckled. Oh, great, fantastic, another one of these. Why was Natlan littered with volcanoes? Wasn't one enough? Taking a long deep breath, he blew upon the dragon whistle. Hearing a high pitched screech, the soldier covered his ears. What was this monster? His shark eardrums, any second now, and they would fall straight off.


Dragon Rashmi zooming on in in a matter of moments, the chimera jumped six steps back. How did she get here so fast? Malati, Iomra and Satine nowhere to be seen, he swore he could feel the presence of someone else. But, he knew that was just his imagination. Large green reptilian creature growling, she soon let out the question he knew he was going to hear.


"What does one want?" Rashmi asked. She then sighed. "Only had that whistle for five minutes, and one already wants one's attention? Wait a day next time."


Pointing upwards towards the hole where the sky island laid, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Why did he feel as though there was more people in here? But, he shook his head. No, it's just his imagination. He was just tired, is all. That's all this was. Fatigue from yesterday, surely.


"Alright, fine, one will bring you to that floating sky island," Rashmi said, tone annoyed. "Hurry up and get on already." But she paused such words. "Duo with the dragon talons in the corner, who are you?"


Turning his head off towards the other side of the cave, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint. Nearly transparent Zhulong and Yanglong in the corner, the hyena did not quite grasp what he was seeing. How were they here? But, he supposed they had found a way to leave the book world. How could he see them? Hadn't they been unable to be perceived in reality?


"How can you see us?" transparent Zhulong asked. "No one should be able to do that."


"Does it matter who we are?" transparent Yanglong asked, dragon talons crossed across her waist. "We're just ghosts who are investigating something. Don't concern yourself with whom we might be, alright? Carry on."


Taken up towards the floating island in the sky, lava surfing areas had soon been ready to be challenged. Seeing such, the soldier could feel everything begin to crumble. Ah, here it all goes again. The worst training. Why did it have to be this? What would this do for Santhe in the tournament? Most likely nothing. He was sure of it now.


Santhe splitting off towards the opposite flaming lane, fear ate the hyena up like a plate of chocolate. Why? Why did it have to be lava surfing? Why couldn't the last thing he had to do to get ready be to battle other Saurians? That would have been the better outcome, for sure. This was not good


Rashmi riding the flaming waves, he could see Santhe look ready to trip again. Heart skipping two beats as he saw such, he cupped his fingers around his mouth. Archons, what should he say? How could he prevent another outcome? Rashmi jumping onto the next lane, he snapped his fingers. Oh, right, he knows. Jump. He had to say that now.


No such words ever came out. Santhe sent straight back to the beginning, he could hear Rashmi scream what he had been thinking. But, she also said something under her breath he couldn't hear. Santhe catching up rather quickly, another dooming beast of a portal had soon kicked into the scene.


Finding himself alone in the the kingdom of darkness yet again, the hyena took out his greatsword. Robed denizen ready and waiting for him to fight, the hyena let out a battle cry. He would get out of this place and defeat this enemy, at all costs. But, such had been wishful thinking on his part.


Enemy snapping its fingers, the claymore had been in two pieces in a matter of moments. Seeing such, his eyes pulsated. What just happened? How could this be? Making a run for it, the soldier leaped out of the domain of the dark world. Nope, nuh uh, he's not fighting with his bare fists. Not a chance. Dragon Rashmi sighing, he had been thrown on her back.


"One's hopeless" Rashmi cried. "Fine, one will take you back to the Children of Echoes to have your weapon fixed!"


Returned to the Children of Echoes, a tall woman with medium length blonde hair with orange tips and one green braid observed his weapon, for a moment. White shirtless outfit and green booty shorts, she had what seemed to be a leopard tail. Or had it been an ocelot tail? Her tan skin had some yellow and green tattoos on it. Watching her work, her feline ears bopped up and down as she got into the rhythm of her craft.


"Here you go, I fixed it for you," the ocelot machine repair woman said. "Consider this one on the house."


Bowing in gratitude, Rashmi soon returned him to the floating island up above the People of the Springs. However, such visit did not last quite long here, dragged back into the Night Kingdom portal of doom, the soldier let out a groan. Archons, what was that red storm cloud creature doing?


Herald waving at him like they were frenemies, the hyena let out a groan. Here's for round two. Swiping away for hours on end, the hyena groaned. What, had he been locked into a grid like battlefield where he had to destroy zombies with certain equipped gear? But, the soldier threw such thoughts out. Wrong universe.


Army of robed denizens wiped out one after another, the soldier huffed a weak breath. Was it just him, or had there been less air here? Trying to push on, everything felt tight. Ah, no, he can't hold out anymore. How long had he been in here? Was he about to get corrupted by abyssal energy? This was it, it was over, he was going to become Hilichurl food.


Energy ready to die, the chimera fell backwards as the herald laughed at him with a mighty roar. He couldn't do this anymore. He was done, gone, finished, a Hilichurl snack ready to be eaten up. Wave of weakness getting stronger, he could feel the world around him go black, in an instant.


Maybe he should stay away from the night kingdom.


He wasn't meant for this at all.


***


"It's finally here, competition day.
To best honest, I'm really not sure that


I can guide Santhe well to victory, I am
Such a weak and useless person, I don't


Feel as though I can do any of this at all. Why would
I be able to lead them to victory? I am starting to think I do
Not deserve such a kind and caring Saurian companion.
Ah, what, what am I saying? I can't say something
Like that! That's not fair to Santhe. I can't be
Like that, it's not fair to Santhe.
You know, I really wish


That I could just start all this
Over, but why would I be able to
Do that? And now, here I
Am not even sure if I can lead Santhe to victory,
Yikes, is this what it feels like to rust? What it feels like to


Corrode when being metal?
Am I oxidizing? Is that's what's happening?
No, I am fine, everything


Is fine. I know that. I


Will lead Santhe to victory!
I can do it.
No matter what, they have to win."


Coming to in the clinic the next morning once again, the hyena wondered if he had been experiencing some kind of dejavu. Why was he in here again? When did that happen? Why did that happen? Aega stomping on in with a sour look on his face, he averted her gaze. Oh, no, here she comes again, miss angry.


"How many times do I have to tell you not to throw your life away?!" Aega cried, raising her voice. "Stop it. Please, could you not be reckless? You should know that if you die in the Abyss here, you can't be revived. You're not from Natlan, and you most certainly don't have an ancient name." But, she had soon been interrupted.


"Don't yell at master!" Santhe cried.


"Oh, I will!" Aega shouted. "He needs to learn this lesson and learn it well!" But, another voice soon interrupted.


"Uh, Fatuus? Are you 'wake?" Malati asked. "Oh, thank the heavens, you are. Just here to let you know the competition will be giddying up to start in about two hours."


Malati mentioning how much time he had before the competition started, the hyena yelped. Two hours?! One hundred twenty minutes left?! What was he doing, laying unconscious in some unknown clinic?! He had to get out of here! But, he could feel someone yanking his ear. Letting out a yelp, Aega struck again.


"I'm not done with you yet!" Aega exclaimed. "Loba will be watching you as you guide your Saurian to victory. Don't be reckless in front of her!" She then lowered the flame of her temper. "In any case, some, koala wanted to talk to you. Go see to what he wants."


Aega demanding him rather than asking, he let out a tired sigh. Good old Aega, same as always, an uptight, strict, stick in the mud. No wonder she had been one of Loba's medical helpers. She was one tough cookie. If there was some platformer board game with a jackal cookie, he'd play her to victory. But, he snapped himself out of it. What was he thinking? No such thing existed.


Finding himself in a very large stadium with many floors, the soldier searched the place from top to bottom. Eventually finding Iomra, Satine, and the lady with the black jacket waiting for him in a closed off room, the hyena could feel his blood run cold. What was going on? Why did he feel as though he were in some kind of huge trouble?


"Oh, there you are, sold--, I mean vacationer!" Iomra cried. He then lowered his voice into a whisper. "Whew close one Iomra." He then went back on track. "Satine and I have been investigating stuff for you, and woah! Things have gotten really, really bad!"


"Geez, vague, much, Iomra?!" Satine cried. "But, yeah, something terrible and awful happened!" Her paws waved up and down as she said such. "The sacred flame at the top of the stadium is missing!"


Hearing such, the soldier blinked. Wait, hold on, what? The sacred flame had gone missing? How is something like that even possible? It couldn't have been something that could happen, right? Maybe Iomra and Satine were mistaken. There's no way that could be true. But, he had soon been proven wrong.


"It's true," the black jacket lady said, nodding. "Someone, or something, we don't know which, has stolen the sacred flame and it's causing many people, wild life and monsters to spontaneously combust."


"And, we're sorry to point the finger like this, but!" Satine exclaimed, pointing at Santhe. "We think your friend here might be the cause!"


Hearing such, the hyena could feel his head spin into a spiral. Santhe, responsible for something like this? No, no way! There was no way that could be the case. Santhe clinging to him shaking like a leaf, he could feel his rage ready to spontaneously combust everything around him instead. How dare they accuse them of being the culprit. What did they know? This blemish will not go uncorrected.


"Why are you jumping to blame Santhe? You didn't investigate this thoroughly at all, did you?" Siorc asked, tone heavily annoyed. "I am fully aware Santhe is not like other Saurians. But, stop parading around that they're some Abyss Mage in disguise!" His fists shook hard as he continued. "Research a little more before claiming one person, or creature is solely responsible!"


"Sheesh sorry!" Satine exclaimed, tone annoyed. "But, it is true that they're very strange! I mean, come on, a pink Yumkasaurus? Who wouldn't assume the worst of something like that? Maybe you should take them to the Saurian vet. They could tell you once and for all if they're really one."


"---'s gone to the volcano to save a few saurians and will not be back for quite some time," the red haired black jacket lady said. She then turned towards Iomra and Satine. "You two, I need some privacy alone with our special participant, please leave." Koala and badger leaving, she continued. "Alright, you can come in now."


Loba stepping in, the hyena could not help but feel a heavy wave of concern. Why did she look so tired today? Had she been getting enough rest? Was Her Majesty working her too hard? But, the hyena threw such thoughts away. He didn't have time to worry about all this, for sure.


"Sorry for the intrusion, honey, but there is something I need to ask you about before you take your friend here to the battlefield," Loba said, her voice was as sweet as sugar. "You've been around that combusted divine flame a lot. Do you feel any adverse effects to being around it?"


Shaking his head, he had soon been told something he did not quite grasp. Lady with the red jacket telling him that was very odd because the flame seemed to be targeting him specifically, he scratched his head. Was that really the case? That felt like misinformation wrapped into a present.


But, time had soon gotten away from him time for the competition, the soldier had to prepare himself to enter the stage. Black jacket lady standing high on the podium, she had announced the prizes, but what had been provided as a gift for the winner made very little sense to him.


"Welcome to the Saurian Battle Competition! The owner of the Saurian whose companion gets on the top will win a unclaimed ancient name, and this claymore!" the black jacket lady cried. "Good luck to everyone. Our first match up is, ------ and Siorc!"


Coach girl with her big Saurian friend, the hyena could feel sweat throw itself down onto the board. Ah, this was his first opponent? Or rather, Santhe's? He remembered this bully. They bumped Santhe and so many other Saurian's around. Oh, they were going down, the blood was bad with this one.


"Good luck to your companion," the Natlan sports coach said. Her sportsmanship was impeccable.


But, before he even knew it, Santhe had claimed victory for themselves. Electro Saurian taken out of the picture after about three shots, the hyena backed five steps away. Third time's the charge, as they say? Declared the winner of the first round, he could hear cheers and some boos.


Round two coming by pretty fast, a generic nobody and their nobody Saurian had stepped onto the ring. Ha, what was this generic person doing here? This would be an extremely easy fight. Geo Saurian barely able to put a dent on Santhe, his suspicions had soon tripled that something might not have been right with his dragon pal.


Rounds continuing to go and go for hours on end, the soldier couldn't help but feel a heavy wave of fatigue. Could Santhe win this all for him? Now, he wasn't so sure. Weren't they getting tired from all this by now? Maybe they were. But, he knew there was only a little more. He could do it. He could lead Santhe to victory. But, he had seen a familiar face in the final round.


"Woah! It's Santhe!" the girl on the drill ride exclaimed. "I can't believe our companions are facing off in the final round! May the best Saurian win!"


Best Saurian win, indeed.


Santhe taking the crown after about a twenty minute deadlock battle, the soldier broke into a sweat. He swore if the girl's dragon companion had done one more move, they would have lost it all. Announcer announcing Santhe had been the winner, the prizes had soon been handed off to him. But, a crackle had soon come from up above.


Told he should celebrate his win, the soldier had been taken to a restaurant on the bottom floor of the stadium. Eating his fill, the Agent had soon appeared out of nowhere in his dumb Saurian mask again. Seeing such, he nearly jumped back. Not this mask again, couldn't he just wear his normal one.


"Hand over the ancient name," the Agent demanded.


Ancient name slab handed over to the Agent, the soldier had soon been dismissed. Told he had done exceptional work. Santhe had been dropped off into the resting area, as always. Teleport Waypoint Proxy Orb opened into map form, the Military Barracks waypoint had soon been highlighted.


Reaching the soundproof room after about fifteen minutes of walking, an immediate wave of tiredness overtook the chimera. Temporary uniform soon removed, the chimera swapped to his bed clothes. Weaponized hairpins and earrings soon removed, the slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Wave of sleep ready to take him away, one last thought poked the active shark grooves in his brain.


Could Santhe be an abyss mage in disguise after all?


He sure hoped that wasn't the case, any aspect.

 

[Palamon]

20: Mondstadt Foodocalypse: Invincible Compost Zombies
"Alright, Your Majesty, you're at it again! So,
Let me ask you something, let me ask you this
Right here, right now.
I'm trying to understand this, so let me
Get this straight. Let me get this straight right
Here, right now. You want me
To go after the food waste beasts in Mondstadt, right?


You know, I just don't understand. For
One thing, why didn't you tell me sooner?
Ultimately, you should have, you
Really should have. I'm trying to understand why you didn't. I know there


Might not be a reason, but
At least, for now, I
Just have to go with the flow.
Everything is making so little
Sense, I'm beginning to fumble. I'm
Trying to understand.
Your Majesty, I simply don't understand you.


Look, I'll do whatever you ask,
Everything you tell me
To do, but, I'm starting to feel


My world crumble.
Everything in Natlan is falling apart.


The world is starting to
Rot. The red storm cloud is getting kind of messy,
Yes, and I'm the only one stuck


To clean it up. I'm the
Only one, and I'm


Ultimately stuck in this loop.
No matter what I
Do, I have to
End everything all by myself. I feel
Rather alone in my
Suffering since I'm
The only one doing
Anything. Why do I have to do all of this alone? It's
Not like I'm the only one who can see that
Dastardly thing, so


Why only me?
How come everyone else
Always disappears in
The heat of the moment?


You know, I just don't understand. The
Only time I
Ultimately was not alone


At all was in that storybook.
Right, that was the only time.
Eh, it'll probably be the only


Time. I know that by now I have to do
Everything alone, it's not
Like I'm completely unaware of that fact. It's not
Like I ever have any help unless
It's assigned to me. It's
Not like I don't know that. In the long run, I
Guess it doesn't


Matter, I'm fully aware
Everything always has


To end with me
Hahaha it always falls to me!
It always falls to me. It needs to
Stop, it really,


Truly, needs to stop.
I can't do this all by
Myself all the time.
Everything about this


Storm cloud makes no sense
Obviously, this


Force is too powerful
On my
Own, and yet, I
Don't get anyone to assist me.


Why aren't there any backup soldiers?
At least try to find one! Ah,
Stop, stop,
This isn't going to
Even help anything. It


Might be too late to get assistance.
Of course it is,
No matter what I try to do, I'm
Stuck doing it alone.
That's just how
Everything is. In
Regards to everything
So, I


Really, truly need to get
Everything done
All by myself, my
Lonesome. I know by now
Literally no one is going to help.
Yes, I'm aware. I'm fully aware.


You just don't get it.
Oh, well, I should never expect anything from Her Majesty.
Ugh, so what should I


Do about the food waste?
I just don't know. I
Don't know, I have


No idea whatsoever.
Okay, so, what should I do about
This? I simply,


Truly, cannot say.
How could
I possibly have anything to say?
Nothing makes sense. I don't
Know, I'm really


Trying to make sense
Of all of


This. I wish I knew
Even a
Little how all this got started. But, it's not
Like I will. I


Might as well give up
Everything I'm have


Tried to speculate
On. I'll suppose I'll never know.


For now, I can't focus on that
I have to
Get to work. I
Hardly have any
Time left, I know


Time is running out
Hahaha, time is
Easily running out.
So, I have to hurry
Everything might be about to disappear.


Everything is
About to disappear, I'm
Really trying to
Lead myself to do
It all just a
Eenie bit faster, but I
Really can't seem to.


You know, I am trying to get it done,
Obviously, but
Ultimately, this storm cloud is


Relentless. And I'm
Especially struggling here on
All fronts. It's
Likely going to be
Like this for
Years, alright, no, not years. Let's


Just not go there.
Ugh, I need to
Start trying to get
This all to go away. I


Don't have that many regions left.
Okay, what's left right


Now? Mondstadt, Liyue, Natlan, Snezhnaya.
Okay, actually, I stand corrected.
That's still more than half. I


Guess I do have to try
Even harder
Than I originally thought.


I think
The shadow creature is


Trying to mess with me. I
Have no clue why
It finds joy in
Such a thing, be I also


Couldn't care less. For
One thing, I just
Ultimately don't understand.
Listen, shadow creature, you need to
Disappear! I've done all you wanted,


How much more do I have to do to satisfy
All you're asking for? I feel
Very annoyed at
Everything. I can't stand this.


Go away already!
Oh, archons, just go away already.
Truly, I'm
Tired. Tired of
Everything. I'm tired of everything.
Not like it matters how I feel.


Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
Ugh, what can I do
To get rid


Of it? I don't know!
For now, I


Have to just do
All I can! But I do
Not want to
Do this anymore!


I truly don't, I really,
Truly just don't.


Maybe this
Is what will make it
Go away for good.
Hahaha, hahaha, as if!
That's not happening!


Everything will continue, this
Villain isn't going anywhere!
Even if I eliminate it from Mondstadt,
Natlan, I


Bet it'll remain!
Everything will remain! I'm


Tired, I'm tired, I'm tired!
Oh, Archons, I'm so tired.
Oh, so, so, so very tired.


Let me stop repeating
All that, I'm sure
That is getting
Especially irritating.


For now, I I'll just say I feel
Overwhelmed. I feel
Rather overwhelmed by everything.


Maybe I shouldn't, but I
Especially do.


This is all so incredibly
Overwhelming. I don't know what to do.


Perhaps, it'll be easier once I
Ultimately remove
The storm cloud from Mondstadt, which I


Absolutely have to do. I


Shouldn't waste any more
Time. I have to break it
Out of here, ah, no,
Perhaps that's not


The word I'm looking for
Over here. No, it's not so let me try this again. That's not


It, and I know it, that's not it, and I know it. That's not it, and I know it,
That's not it, and I know it. That's not it, and I know it!


Haha, what am I doing repeating that
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?
What in the world am I doing? Come on, Siorc stop that. Stop. Stop it.


Cut it out. I really need to cut it
Out. I really need to calm down, I know I
Ultimately need to, I'm
Literally getting nowhere by freaking out.
Don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freak out. Haha!


You know, that's
Obviously easier said than done.
Ugh, what am I supposed


To do?
Everything is collapsing? I
Literally feel everything spinning out of control
Like a spiral. I


Might have to
End this in


Some other fashion, but what
Other fashion
Might be able to
End this? I'm
Trying to figure it out.
Haha, haha, haha
I don't know! I do
Not know! I
Guess I'll have to do it all!


What's the point in
Having a plan?
Everything has remained the same! In
Natlan, Liyue!


I'm sure once I remove
The cloud everywhere,


It will come back! I'm
Sure of it now! Absolutely certain!


Okay, red storm cloud, do your worst! What am I saying?
No, no, no, no. Do not say


That. Don't invite that thing to do its worst!
How could I even suggest such a horrible thing? No. Don't
Even go there, don't even go there! Hahaha, hahaha, honestly! I'm on the


Verge of breaking, the verge of breaking the verge of breaking! The verge of breaking!
Eh, I need to stop
Repeating myself! I need to stop. I need to
Get over this.
Everything has already broken.


Of course it has
For the most part, it all


Broke while I was in Natlan,
Everything broke then.
It's gotten out of hand.
Nothing makes sense, it's not
Going away. I'm


Trying all I can
Over here, and it's not enough.
Of course it isn't, it's not


Like I thought it was!
Ahaha, ahaha, it's never enough.
This is all my fault, isn't it?
Everything is my fault. I


Can't get rid
Of this storm cloud in all seven nations, that's
My fault.
Everything is all my fault.


Of course it is,
No one is to blame for this except me.


No one else is. Not
One single person, haha.
Why would they be?


This is on me, it's always on me.
Haha, always on me, right? Because
I'm to blame for everything! I
Should always remember it's because of my


Incompetence! It's always because I'm
So incompetent! Of course that's it! Of course it is!


No matter what I do, I know it's
Obviously my fault! Of course it is,
Though, after all I'm the


Only one dealing with it! I
Know that! I know that, I know that! I know that! I know!
Ah, stop, stop, stop freaking out.
Yes, deep breaths, deep breaths.


Take a deep breath.
Haha, haha, haha, as
If that'll help right now! I'm
Spiraling, I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling,


I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling, I'm
Spiraling, I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling.


Ah, stop, stop repeating it.
Breathe, breathe, breathe,
Stop spiraling
Out of control.
Let's just focus on eliminating the
Ultimate enemy here:
The storm cloud. I'm sure
Eventually, I'll be able to get rid of it, so
Let's stop freaking out!
Yes, let's stop freaking out! I


Need to concentrate
On what's in front of me!
This all might have gotten worse, but


Obviously, I
Know I can't let that get to me,
Ahaha, ahaha, ahaha
You know what? I


Probably won't be able to calm down.
Look, I'm trying, I'm
Even breathing,
And yet it's not helping, I'm
Still spiraling,
Everything is a pain.


This won't improve,
Everything is breaking.
Literally shattering,
Literally cracking. It's


My fault.
Everything is my fault.


This is all because of me
Haha, all because of me!
I'm to blame, I
Should know that.


Everything is my fault,
And I should know that,
Really! It's
Literally all my fault
I know that,
Everything is out of control because of me! I'm
Really to blame!


No one
Except me!
Xfjjrf, just me, I'm short circuiting! Please,
Take all


These feelings away from me.
I can't take it. Your
Majesty, I'm sorry I'm failure m I'm sorry for
Everything."


Dreaming continued to be a tormenting ordeal within the chimera's adult life. The cycle was a continuous cycle of hardship, relentlessly continuing forever onward without any end in sight. The pattern was a circle, looping back and forth as far as the world could see. The night before him was no different, as well.


Before him had been a field of watermelons surrounded by a large dense sea of larkspurs. They were tall, cone shaped flowers that looked almost identical to lilacs. Seeing such flowers, the chimera could not help but wonder, where in the dream world could he be? He had never seen larkspurs in the mortal, waking world.


Gazing at the watermelons, as well, the early adult had come to a subconscious realization. Brown, dirt fields in front of him, the soldier knew the only place he could have possibly been in some sort of farmland. Seeing such, a heavy wave of confusion flowed through him. How in the world did he get here?


Taking a closer look at everything around him, something rather peculiar presented itself to him in the dirt beneath. Was it just him, or had the soil been glowing? He did not quite understand, but he supposed nothing in the subconscious world ever truly did. Seating himself beside the fruits, he had soon heard an annoying voice from up above.


"What are you doing just sitting around like that?!" a voice up above shouted. "Pick up the watermelons!" the voice then soon continued. "But, don't step on the same spot on the soil twice!"


Voice demanding he pick up the watermelons, the soldier let out a groan. He can't do what now? Step on the same spot upon the soil twice? What was this, some kind of magical labor world? But, the hyena shook his head. Wrong universe. Sighing, unrealisms flowed on through. Perhaps, just maybe he had been transported to such world.


"Put the watermelons in the barrels, okay?!" the voice from up above cried. "And remember, don't step on the same part of the soil twice!"


Reminder coming his way, the chimera let out another groan. Why did he have to do dream labor? How annoying. No way was he doing any work, absolutely not. Who did this voice think they were? He would have no part in this whatsoever. Ask another dreamizen, invisible picket fence above his head, he sat down in a pretzel shape. Try again, it wasn't happening, no way.


Shouts coming his way, the hyena bit his lower lip and turned his head towards the left. Who did this creature think they were demanding he put their fruits in the crate? They could that themselves. Waving the invisible picket fence, he would not budge. He would not move from this spot, no matter what. But, such had been met with a clap of thunder.


"Why are you sitting around?!" the voice screamed, as it said such, it snapped its nonexistent fingers. "You'd better get to work!"


Ball of lightning clapped down upon him, the chimera stepped upward. What was that for? How annoying. Familiar voice coming his way, the soldier stared off into dream space. Why did he feel like he heard this voice before? Who could it be? But, the hyena threw such subconscious thoughts into the unreal sea. He didn't have time to think about it.


Gazing at the field in front of him, the soldier sighed at the sight presented to him. Why was there only one barrel? How was he supposed to put every single fruit in such a thing? There was definitely not enough space for such. He was going to fail at this, guaranteed; no questions asked.


Predicament playing out in front of him, the early adult could feel the pressure building. How in the world was he supposed to do this if he could only step on the soil once? There was no possible way. This was a doomed challenge from the start, for sure. What was the point in trying? He could feel the white flags around him growing.


Knowing he had to try, despite the impossibility, the chimera stepped upon the soil in front of him. Dirt beneath glowing red with each and every step, the sweat mounted upon his dream brow. There was an indicator? This was terrible, awful. There was no way he was going to succeed. He was doomed, without a shadow of a doubt.


Watermelon soon picked up, the chimera let out a weak huff. Why is this fruit so heavy? This was a dream. Where did all this weight come from? Nothing was making sense in any shape or form. But, the chimera knew he could not complain, or he would be as good as subconsciously dead.


Pressing onward, further patches of the soil glowed red as he continued. Seeing such, the soldier had come to a further realization. If he were to step on the same one again, it would become a deeper crimson, for sure. He needed to avoid stomping on the same plot of land twice. The choice was not his if he wished to continue on living.


First watermelon plopped into the cart, the chimera turned his attention towards the farmland in front of him. Barely any spots of soil left, the soldier's dream eyes twitched. How was he supposed to finish this all in one go? There was no way it was possible, for sure. More fruits laid further in, the chimera puffed a dream breath. Here goes nothing.


Pushing towards the second melon, a repeat plot of soil had soon been stepped on. Dirt getting redder, the hyena broke into a sea of sweat. No, he had done it now. He was done, over, finished. There was no way he would get out of this mistake alive. Thunder clapping up above, the hyena jumped three steps back. It was coming, any second now.


Lightning dropping upon him, the soldier let out a scream that did not penetrate into reality. Voice letting its disdain be known, the hyena's dream chest tingled. Everything reset in the blink of a dream eye, the chimera groaned. He could not believe this, he had to start all over? He would be in this dream forever more. A wageless slave to the dream gods above.


Knowing he had no choice but to start over, the hyena observed the soil around him once more. Spotting a road less travelled, the hyena clapped his hands together. Surely, if he were to take the fruit from this pathway, less dirt would be stepped on resolute on his decision, the path had been taken.


But, such path had been a trap for the ages. Soil stepped on for the second time, the lightning had ascended downward from the sky once more, the hyena's limbs tingled. What in the world was he doing wrong? He did not know, but he had to figure it out quickly, voice booming up above, the hyena's dream body froze.


"Why are you so bad at this?! It's not that hard!" the voice up above screeched. "Try again!"


Second round of lightning dropped upon him, the hyena flinched. How was he supposed to do this? This was a trap, guaranteed. There was no way in any shape or form he would be able to conquer this mission. No way at all. But, an idea had soon floated into his sea of subconscious thoughts. He could jump over the soil to reach the destination. That had to work, surely.


Taking the leap of faith, the first fruit had been dropped into the barrel. Not a single tile stepped upon, he jumped once more. Surely, this would count as completing the job. Third circular gourd plopped on down, one remained. Creature dropped in after one final leap, a spark had been awarded to him, in an instant.


"Who said you could leap to avoid stepping on the soil?!" the voice from up above shouted. "That's cheating! Do it properly, cheater!"


Second ball of lightning awarded to him, the early adult let out a loud augh. How in the world was that considered cheating? He hadn't stepped on the same spots of soil twice. Couldn't he be given a slide? Absolutely unbelievable. This dream company was unfair. He could feel the picket fences deep inside him ready to rise once again.


Cracking his knuckles, the voice went in one ear, out the other. As if he was going to do this properly. Jumping was not cheating, no way. Who made that decision? Green melon grabbed with a leap of faith, he kept on going with defiance, and no god at his side. This creature could take these fruits and suck on them, for all he cared.


Familiar zaps knocking him back down, the soldier let out a loud scream. Alright, alright, he gets it. Jumping is considered cheating. He knows already. Every dream limb in his body tingling, he could feel the weakness growing. There was barely any time left. The sand was dropping faster.


"I told you to do it properly!" the voice screamed. "Cheat again, and you'll regret it!"


Gritting his teeth, the hyena balled his dream hand into a fist. So what if he cheated? This was just a dream. What did it matter if he had done this fairly, or against protocol? None of this was real, why should the rules even be in place? Absolutely ludicrous nonsense. Sighing, he prepared himself for the proper path. He did not have a choice, did he? Of course he didn't.


Trying once more, failure had been his mistress. Soil points stepped on more than once, the hyena had been a lightning magnet. Forced once more to try again, the loop continued. Not making it around without making a mistake once more, the loop continued. Shouts bathing him deep, the loop continued. Third time's the charm failing, the loop continued. Horrible performances piling up, a firecracker had been tossed his way at lightning speed.


"Why are you so bad at this?! You're so pathetic!" the voice from up above cried. "I'll give you one last chance to get this right, or else, you're getting burned!"


Threats coming his way, the hyena let out a scream. One chance left, he only had one chance left. What in the world should he do? It was over, it was done, over, finished. Turning his dream head towards the right and left, he let out a scream. Surely, there was a secret third path he could take. There had to have been.


But, no such secret third path existed. Soil all in one big square, the hyena bit his dream nails of nothing. Archons, he was done, gone, finished. There was no way to beat this. The trap had been set from the beginning. He would not survive this, no possible way, in any capacity. It was over, he could feel the swan song coming.


Staring at the soil, his legs quivered. One chance left. He had to figure out a path that could work. Surely, there had to have been one way, or another to get this right. But, as his observations down below continued, yet another bolt of lightning had become one with his subconscious vessel. Static clinging, he let out another wail.


"Hurry up!" the voice shouted. "Why are you just standing there? I didn't give you permission to do that!"


Jumping upward, the hyena flinched. Right, he had to hurry and put the watermelons in the crate. He had no choice in the matter. Tiptoeing upon the dirt, sweat mounted on his dream forehead. He could do this, he could get this done. This time, for sure, he would conquer this. Taking a subconscious breath, the early adult braced himself.


Heavy gourd in his hands, less tiles awaited him with every step. Counting the soil spots in front of him, he broke into a sweat. There had only been thirty steps? Impossibilities building themselves up, the chimera readied the invisible white flag for what felt like the tenth time. He was doomed to fail. The trap had been set.


First fruit plopped into the container, the soldier cracked his dream knuckles. This time, for sure, he would get this right. This was the last chance, the final curtain call, the final performance at the end of the road. Second watermelon rotting in his palms, he charged on straight through. Barely any tiles remaining in front of him, the doom hugged him from behind. This was it the third dice roll. He had to get this done correctly, or else.


But, such had been completely impossible, from the get go. Soil near the third watermelon stepped on twice, the sky up above rumbled. Lightning taking him for a ride, the chimera dropped upon the ground. Pitch black creature descending from the heavens, shouts bathed him deep.


"That's it! I've had it with you! By the gods, are you the most pathetic loser I've ever seen!" the creature shouted, voice booming. "Say hello to Mr. Barrel!"


Barrel thrown his way, the hyena's eyes opened wide. Creature snapping its fingers the circular object went boom in a matter of moments. Body set ablaze, the hyena let out a deep throated scream. As his dream life was about to end once more, one final thought escaped into the darkness.


He should have never cheated.


***


"I can't do this anymore, I can't do this


Anymore, I can't do this anymore, I can't do this anymore.
Maybe I could have before, but I'm feeling the cracks. I'm


Starting to feel so alone, I'm starting
To feel so alone, I'm starting to feel so
Alone, I'm starting to feel so alone! I
Really, truly, do not understand, I really,
Truly, do not understand.
I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand!
No matter what I do, it's never enough. No matter what I do, it's never enough. It's not
Going away, it's not going away, it's not going away! I


Truly don't get it, I truly don't get it, I truly don't get it! I thought,
Once Santhe won, things would cease. I don't think anything is ceasing! I


Feel so alone, I feel so alone, I feel so alone, I feel so alone, I feel so alone,
Empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty.
Empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty, empty.
Look, Your Majesty, I


Shouldn't have to solve this problem all on my
Own! I shouldn't have to do this


All on my own! It's not
Like I don't have
Options, and yet
No one is assisting me. It's like
Every single person is


Invisible. Everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible, everyone's invisible.


At least ask some backup soldiers, please. I know the Saurian competition did not need anyone to assist
Me aside from traversing the lava, but, please, Your Majesty, I'm asking you nicely. Can


Someone, please help me, with the storm cloud? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, I can't do this, I simply cannot do this


Anymore, I simply cannot do this any
Longer. I'm starting to break, crack, crease.
Oh, why can't you find someone to help me, at least?
No, of course she'd never do that, why would she? After all, after all, I'm simply her pawn to use for all
Eternity! For all eternity, for all eternity, for all eternity, for all eternity, for all eternity, for all eternity.


I'm going to crack, I'm going to break, the problems are coming in one after another.


How much more does she expect me to take? I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I
Am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break, I am going to break! I'm on the
Verge of total of collapse, and I can't escape. Can't escape, can't escape, can't escape, can't escape, can't escape, can't escape, can't escape, can't
Escape! I can't escape! Your Majesty, I am begging, on my knees,


This is a job that one person, no, soldier, can't do alone. Yet, here I am, I'm the
Only one on the case! Whenever it comes to down to the final showdown, I have no one to assist me. I


Get it, Your Majesty, I'm just your little tool to use! I'm at your disposal; I'm easy to throw
Out at any time if I disappoint you! I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it


Already! I understand, truly! I am just your little pawn! A
Brittle little rook
On the chessboard that you can move around freely!
Ugh, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get
That, truly! I'm nothing more than a piece to use! I'm valueless to


The true, and trash beneath her seat! I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it!
Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, I get it!
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it!
She's going to keep on using me, until I've outlived my usefulness, I'm fully


Aware that's what's in store for me! I'm
Likely one disappointment away from death, I know that, I'm
Likely one disappointment away from being tossed out, I know that. I know that, I know that, I know that, I know that, I know that, I know that!


Ah, stop, stop, breathe. I cannot
Let these thoughts consume me. Breathe, breathe,
One, two, three, one, two, three.
No, it's not working,
Everything is breaking, everything is breaking.


Why do I have to do this all alone? It's
Horrifying. Why do I have to do this alone,
Your Majesty? I am only one person, no tool, I


Don't have anything beyond my capabilities.
Oh, Your Majesty,


I am begging you, please, please, please,


Have someone
Assist me, that'd be
Very welcoming! I cannot be
Expected to go about this all alone,


This red storm cloud is menacing.
Oh, I am begging you, please, please, please, please find


Someone, something, anything! I am
On my knees, begging. Your
Majesty, please, that's all I'm asking!
Everything would get done so much quicker, if I had even
One person to assist me in the removal of this force. Ah,
No, who am I kidding? She doesn't
Even know that cloud exists!


Please, Your Majesty, I am begging, I'll drop onto my knees!
Let's at least try to get
Even one person to
Assist me. I feel
So alone, like I'm the only one who can see! I feel so
Empty! Someone


Help me clean
Everything up, please! It's not
Like the end result will change if one
Person assist


Me! It'll all
End easier, if even one person assists me!


I'm sure of it, Your Majesty! Ah, who am I kidding?
There's no way
She cares about that.


She doesn't care at all, truly!
Of course she doesn't, I know she


Doesn't, why would she?
It's not like she ever will, I'm nothing more than a rotting piece of
Fruit, reaching its shelf life swiftly.
Faster than lightning.
It's breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
Cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking.
Ugh, these thoughts, they need to stop. They need to stop. I'm used to working alone, that's how it is.
Let's stop this spiral, it's
Time to breathe. Focus on the day. Diligence is key."


The sound of intense screams broke through the sound barrier. As a multitude of monsters let their shouts be known from celestia above, hundreds of Fatui Soldiers groaned in a chorus. That incomprehensible racket should be struck down by the Tsaritsa this instant. But, despite such protest about, every soldier remained loyal.


The protest about was more than enough to awaken Siorc from his especially deep slumber. Lifting his head upward from the rock hard pillow, a scream bounced off and around the steel walls. The dream he had would not leave his partially human head. Dreams were fabrications of the sleeping mind.


Hearing loud screams slam down on the window, the hyena let out a groan. It was raining monsters again? How annoying. Hadn't the shadow creature been bored of Snezhnaya? That was just a lie, wasn't it? Villains were far from honest. But, the early adult flipped the work switch upward. He needed to get up, or he would face dangerous freezing. Throwing every thought away, the hyena removed himself from the uncomfortable bed. The time had come for the morning routine of dressing the body.


As the soldier's uniform glued itself to his partially human person, the soldier could not help but wonder. What could he do about the current issue Snezhnaya was facing? The monster rain had not yet ended. How could this still be happening? Was no one dealing with the problem?


But, the hyena shook his head in a rapid manner. Who cares what problems Snezhnaya facing? He most certainly did not. Someone else could deal with it. The permafrost north's problems were not his problems, in the slightest. The other soldiers could solve this. Their battle, not his.


Hearing a loud crackle of thunder, hail pelted the window at lightning speed. Seeing such, the soldier let out a loud scream. Hail slamming down further and further, the shouts continued. No, Her Majesty, he's not helping Snezhnaya in any shape or form, find someone else to do it. Only if she demanded, for sure.


Icy balls of doom continuing to slam the window for minutes on end, the hyena dashed off towards the paned class. But, what awaited him outside dropped further puzzle pieces on the ground. Mitachurls raining down from the sky aplenty, the hyena scratched his head. What in the world is happening here? This was getting stranger by the day.


Zipper from the clouds up above cracking open, the hyena jumped six steps back. What was the fiend from up above about to do now? Shadow creature letting out a loud yawn, the chimera sighed. What was about to happen now? Whatever they were about to say, he had to be prepared for anything.


"This icy wasteland is so boring!" the shadow creature groaned, in a whiny tone. "Why would anyone want to live in this garbage heap?!" Opaque hands waved outward, their screams continued. "Causing chaos here is no fun!"


Shadow creature hopping back into its blood red abode, the soldier let out a tired sigh. If this place was so boring, then stop causing chaos, perhaps? But, hail hit the once more. Hearing such, the hyena turned back around towards his uniform drawers. Alright, Her Majesty, he gets it, he'll go back to getting ready.


Taking a deep breath, the hyena clicked the weaponized hairpins and earrings into place. Matching cross shaped ones clamped down into his hair and ears, the hyena gazed at the rest of his prized possessions in the jewelry and accessory box. Was turning his only remaining link to his stolen childhood truly what he wanted? Rational brain on, at the moment, regret flowed through the hyena.


Dendro Vision hooked onto his uniform pants, the hyena could not help but wonder. Why did his vision look different than the ones in Mondstadt and Liyue? Gazing at the yellow-green orb, the questions kept on going. Did all seven nations have their own custom shape?


But, the chimera threw such thoughts away. Why did something like that matter? It didn't mean anything, surely. It was nothing more than a regional quirk. He needed to leave such at that, surely. Focusing on such would lead him nowhere, guaranteed. Why pay attention to the nitty and gritty details?


Geo Delusion glaring daggers at him, the chimera could not help but wonder. Did Delusions also look different in the other nations? But, the chimera smashed such mirror into hundreds of pieces. Why would they? They were not Visions. Why did it matter? Why should he care a lick about it? He needed to tune all this nonsense out right here, right now.


Work mode switch flipping upward once more, the soldier headed towards the edge of the barracks. Heelless shoes on and rations devoured, the early adult let out a sigh. He needed to stop thinking about Delusions. They were beyond his comprehension. Why focus on them? It did not matter in any shape, or form.


Hearing the louder than ever before Fatui Agent boots march onward with a fervor, the hyena turned his attention towards the door. Time had run out. The hourglasses' sand had reached the bottom. Volume of footsteps eventually reaching zero, the chimera put on the most diplomatic face possible. The time had come his workday to begin.


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc," the Agent called out on cue. "You will be heading to Mondstadt to get rid of food-like beings plaguing the nation, and other unusual happenings in the area."


The hyena jumped six steps back upon hearing he would be dealing with food waste monsters in Mondstadt? Just what in the world was happening in the Nation of Freedom? What is the shadow creature doing? Was this the chaos they wanted? This was next level stupidity, for sure.


Food waste echoing in his head, the early adult jumped two further steps back. How was this still a problem? Why was everything being left to him lately? He didn't understand. Couldn't someone at least try to defeat the red storm cloud? Staring off into space, for a moment, the questions kept going. How had this gotten so out of hand?


"Diplomatic Soldier Siorc!" the Agent called out again. "What are you doing, standing around?! Quit dawdling, and get a move on!"


The soldier flinched as the Agent called out to him again. Right, what was he doing, getting lost in thought like this? He was on the nonexistent clock right now, no dawdling. Placing his arm out in front of him, he waited for the gripping prison to take him away like it always did.


"Yes, sir," the hyena responded autonomously. Nonsensical or not, he had do as he was told, no matter what.


"Good, soldier, we're going now," the Agent responded. Arm out in front of him, the limb had been gripped into a tight squeeze. "But, before you head out to Mondstadt, there is something you are required to dig out in Yaoguang Shoal. Tossed a mask, he kept going as the escort began. "It is still dangerous in Liyue, wear this mask." Gripping prison as relentless as always, the chimera sighed. The plague was still rampant? Grip only getting tired, the hyena closed his eyes as the escort towards Liyue began.


Everything has begun to break.


***


"I am now more certain than ever
That I'll never have anyone to


Help me in this red storm cloud mission. Am I the only one who can see it? I'm
Ultimately starting to feel like that might be the case. It
Really feels like that. It really,
Truly, without a
Shadow of a doubt has begun to feel that way.


I don't understand. Why won't the knights do anything about the food waste beasts? I don't get this, why am I the only one who has to deal with this nonsense? I


Feel so alone, so empty,
Empty, empty, empty, empty, empty,
Empty, empty, empty, empty, empty. By my
Lonesome, drowning in this sea of people who refuse to do anything. I


Shouldn't be the
Only one who has to destroy


All of this, it shouldn't be
Left to solely me! Why am I the
Only one? I don't get it, Your Majesty! I am
Nowhere near as strong as you seem to think! I'm
Especially weak! Please,


Stop doing this to me, I'm begging you, please! Ah,
Of course she won't though, why would she?


Even if I ask nicely, she expects the
Most out of me.
Please, Your Majesty,
There's other soldiers at
Your disposal. The


Sheer amount you have is hundreds,
Over thousands, truly! I feel so invisible,


Unseen! How I wish all of these
Noxious beasts would disappear,
So I could be free!
Everything is breaking, cracking, rupturing!
Everything is reversing, repeating, looping! This red storm cloud problem is
Not leaving! No matter what I do, it's still here! It's still here, it's still here, it's still here, it's still here, it's still here! It's still here! It's still here! It's still here! It's still here! It's still here, it's still here, It's still here, it's still here!


It's still here! I feel so lost, alone, helpless. Lost, alone, powerless. Lost,


Alone, breathless. I don't understand, truly, you
Might as well


Just throw me away already, Your Majesty!
Ugh, please, just assign me
Someone, anyone, as backup,
That's all I'm asking, really! That's all I'm asking, really! That's all I'm


Asking, really! Ah, who am I kidding? I'm not allowed to ask for anything!


That is forbidden, I know it.
Obviously, if I even try, she'll kill me. I'm
One disappointment away from death's door. I can't
Let that happen to me. I will not die in Snezhnaya, no way, no chance, I refuse


That outcome vehemently! I can't let that happen, I can't let that happen, I can't let that happen, I can't let that
Happen, I can't let that happen, I can't let that happen, I can't let that happen, I can't let that happen!
Ah, I'm breaking, I'm cracking,
Truly spiraling. I'm breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking. Ah, stop, stop breathe.


I need to breathe. I need to breathe. Take a deep breath. One, two, three, one two, three. Ah, no, it's not helping. I'm
Suffocating. Please, Your Majesty, I


Am begging, I cannot do this anymore. This problem is
Leaping, jumping, crashing.
Leaping, burning, crushing.


I need to get rid of these food waste monsters,


All by my lonesome. I
Might as well throw in the towel on getting


Assistance, it's never happening. It's
Never happening, in any capacity. I need to face reality. I
Don't matter, I'm just one of many soldiers. My


Needs are nothing. I'm just nothing but a tool,
One extra peg in Her Majesty's little box
That will be thrown out when I outlive my usefulness.
Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha!
Haha, haha. Why do
I even bother thinking otherwise? I'm
Nothing more than a pawn on the chessboard!
Gaining momentum towards the checkmate! I


Can't ever forget that I am nothing more than a tool!
A piece to use!
Nothing more, nothing less!


But what was I expecting? I should not
Expect anything less! I'm just a piece of trash. I


Don't get any say! I'm just a piece
Of trash, ready to be thrown away!
No matter what, I have to remember that!
Everything about me is disposable garbage, I'm aware of that!"


Upon reaching Liyue Harbor through the Teleport Waypoint, the chimera had been dragged off towards the opposite end of the area, the soldier turned his head towards the right and left. What in the world was this rancid scent? But, the hyena forced himself to tune the stench out.


As the Agent kept pushing him along, the hyena, a multitude of unusual creatures caught the chimera's attention. Cranes everywhere his mismatched eyes could see, the early adult could not help but feel bewildered. Where had these birds come from? The plague, had it begun to change?


Dragged up the stairs at full speed, the soldier stared off towards the creatures down below. Just how far gone was Liyue at this point? He did not know, but everything at this point felt like a lost cause, for sure. Humanity was dead and gone. Everyone was an avian creature, or equine beast.


Reaching Northland Bank after what felt like forever, the chimera stared off into space as he gazed at his surroundings. Had everyone inside this area been turned into an illuminated beast clone, too? But, the chimera shook his head. Everyone inside was from Snezhnaya, guaranteed. Why would that have happened? Agent stepping back, for a moment, a set of words had been forced his way.


"Wait here a moment, soldier," the Agent said as he stepped away.


Agent gone, in an instant, the chimera tilted his head upward. His subordinate, had he forgotten to give him something? How unusual, this wasn't like him, for sure. But, the hyena shook his head. It was nothing to concern himself over, for sure. Memory was a fickle instrument of unreliability.


Satchel coming his way, the hyena lowered his eyes into a squint. This was the reason he had been dragged to this area? Such was not necessary, for sure. He could do without it. But, he had soon been handed something to add more trash to the disposal bin. Shovel plopped into his hands, the early adult held back the urge to roll his eyes. What a waste of time to hand such a thing to him.


"Hurry up, and head to the beach," the Agent demanded. "You have two hours." His gloves then pointed at this pocket. "And, don't bother trying to teleport anywhere in Liyue. Something is jamming the signal."


Agent informing him he could not teleport, the early adult held in the urge to scream. Of course he couldn't teleport. Why would any of this ever be easy? Luck, and the archons were not on his side. But, the soldier shrugged. He supposed he had become far too reliant on such a tool.


Exiting the bank, the chimera prepared himself for the difficult road ahead. Hearing loud avian noises as he kept moving forward, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Cranes on the second floor, the soldier backed ten steps away. Look of deep rage upon their tiny faces, the chimera gulped.


Stairs upon him, the chimera accelerated his legs into a sprint. He had to get out of here, creatures chasing after him, he barreled down with all his might. Arrows coming his way at lightning speed, the hyena leaped towards the bottom. Where did these creature get those weapons from? Nothing was making any sense.


Qilins joining the chase, horned attacks had come his way, in an instant. Everything ready to go south at any given moment, the chimera reached for his satchel for any sort of weapon. Nothing but a Waster Greatsword discovered, the early adult could feel the failure bells begin to sing.


Equine soles slamming into him like their lives were meant for this moment, the cold, hard metal throwing him for a loop, the hyena jumped off towards the side. Metallic objects thrown his way in a continuous loop, the chimera hopped from edge to edge. This hostility was never ending, looping, repeating, reversing.


Cornered in a matter of moments as the halfway point had been upon him, sweat poured down the soldier's back. Icy rain of doom pelting his head, the early adult's eyes pulsated. These mutated creatures were Cryo? How unfortunate. He was doomed, for sure. Flimsy piece of metal in his currently human hands, he attempted to bounce everything back.


But, such had been an impossibility, for sure. Puny blade doing absolutely nothing, the hyena could feel the frustrations pile up one after another. Icy projectiles throwing him for a loop, the chimera's energy waned. Every which way a blockade, the soldier waved an invisible white flag upon the battlefield.


Huge rock of mass destruction coming out of nowhere wiping the monster army out in a split second, the chimera turned his head off towards the right and left, where did that come from? Gazing upwards at the red storm cloud, the hyena couldn't help but wonder, the shadow creature, had they grown tired of their chaotic children of chaos? Perhaps, just maybe, that had been the case.


Reaching the end of the city, a surprising survivor had come out of the mountainworks. Tall brunette off in the corner, something rather unusual caught his attention. Geo vision glowing on his person, a sea of questions flowed through him. How had he not been Qilinified? Hadn't he been a mere mortal? But, the hyena shook his head. He was a wise, dignified man, he knew how to take care of himself to not fall victim to the plague, for sure. Eyes on him, cautionary words had come his way.


"Mr. Siorc, it is imperative you proceed with caution," the tall brunette warned. "The toxins in the air are quite dangerous. The ailment engulfing Liyue has begun to take a turn for the worse."


Warning coming his way, the chimera nodded. Gazing at the red storm cloud, he could not help but wonder, just how long had the nation of contracts been engulfed in this chaos? Exiting the city, he stared off into space. He supposed, it had to have been awhile, for sure.


Knowing he had to hurry along to Yaoguang Shoal, no matter what, the chimera had begun running. Less than two hours left. He did not have time to waste. He had to reach the beach as fast as humanly possible. He knew, if he were even a second late, his life would be over, guaranteed.


But, as the chimera had begun to head right, he could hear a sound of terror coming his way. Equine creatures charging in, the early adult closed his eyes for a moment. But, his human legs did not transform in any capacity whatsoever. Seeing such, the dice landed on a one every single time.


Icy balls of doom coming for him one after another, the hyena bolted towards the nearest tree. These creatures, what was making them so enraged? Had they been so jaded over his human shape they would try to take them down with him? Creatures cornering him halfway through Guili Plains, the soldier clutched the useless paperweight. He supposed he had no choice but to fight back.


Pathetic beginner's greatsword doing absolutely nothing, the chimera lowered his blade. Why did Her Majesty equip him with this novice weapon? Had she run out of resources? How unusual, if so. Snezhnaya had been in trouble, for sure. Throwing down a flower friend, the chimera provided silent commands to the Windwheel Aster brought to life by his Dendro Vision.


But, such attacks had gone the wayside, as well. Human turned horned beasts not dented in the slightest, the chimera snapped his fingers. Were they immune to Dendro? If such were the case, he was nothing more than a useless paperweight, ready to picked off into oblivion at any given moment.


Dashing off towards the pathway in front of him, horns of solid water darted his way at lightning speed. Seeing such, the early adult's eyebrows twitched. Weren't Qilins supposed to be pacifistic by nature? But, he supposed such did not apply to human turned ones.


Unicorns remaining strong, the chimera reached for the shovel. Digging downward, dirt had been his mistress. Eyes caught into the groundswell, the creatures leapt over the trees and gone far away. Population reduced to one, the hyena resumed running. There was no time, he had to get to Yaoguang Shoal, in an instant.


As the plains were nearing, an unfortunate sound had returned to his eardrums. Qilins dashing at full speed, magical attacks aplenty ready to knock him out cold, the hyena had the dirt ready. Creatures diverted, the early adult huffed a breath. Why couldn't these creatures calm down, even just for a moment? These monsters, they were wicked to the core.


Army never ending, the hyena took a leap of faith. All of this was too much. He could do no more. Speed up his running speed to the fastest he could possibly muster, the trots had gotten quieter. Nothing coming for minutes on end, the soldier puffed a sigh of relief. Had their interest in violence waned? A relief to be had, for sure, if so.


Reaching the beaches of Liyue after about ten minutes of running, the hyena huffed and puffed up a storm. Running is a cardiovascular exercise indeed. Knowing he had to hurry to find whatever object the Agent requested of him to find, the early adult prepared the shovel. Opening the lid of his satchel, the chimera searched for any treasure assistance materials that could lend him a needle.


Finding a peculiar looking golden compass, the hyena tilted his head, how did this object work? Observing it for a moment, a button had soon been located. Pressing such without a moment's hesitation, he could feel his proxy map glowing in his pocket. Treasure sphere pointing eastward, the hyena placed his proxy orb on his uniform belt. Miniature map beamed in front of him, the hyena sauntered onward as the search was on.


Chest icon pulsating, the early adult could not help but ponder. Just what was it that he needed to look for? Couldn't something of this nature wait until further notice? Liyue had been in grave danger. Now was hardly the time to get caught up in hunting for treasure.


Trunk getting closer with every given step, the inquires kept on rolling. What was the point of locating this thing now, of all times? Had there been some adeptal treasure buried beneath the sands? What did he need to get such a thing for? Such was pointless, without a shadow of a doubt.


Point of interest soon reached, the early adult bent down onto his knees. Sand scooper upturning the sediment, the chimera could hear familiar slow footsteps cruise through the area. Tool halting its movement for a moment, the early adult blinked. Had Yinlong been here? But, he shook his head. Focus, Siorc, he had a time limit. The hourglasses' sand was about to reach the bottom.


Small hole soon formed beneath his feet, the early adult stared gazed at the growing trench forming below. Would there really be some sort of important treasure here? He could feel the doubts pile up like a mountain of dead cicins in the open wilderness. Pit about deep enough to hop into, he prepared himself. But, as he had been about to do so, he had soon been taken out of it by the sound of a familiar voice.


Hearing the might of a shovel off in the distance, Yinlong slowly dashed off towards the noise. Anomaly located, shocked creeped through them. Was Siorc here digging for treasure, how very unexpected. What did his big bad boss want him to uncover? Maybe it wouldn't hurt to ask him about it.


"Oh, hey, Siorc," Yinlong greeted, words slow. "You hunting for treasure?"


Yinlong standing by the pit completely healthy, the early adult's eyes wandered. Is the panda chimera alright? He wasn't a crane or qilin. Halting his mission, for a moment, the chimera placed his hands out in front of him. Index finger pointed their way, he proceeded to cross his second digit into his third. Palm downward, the hyena let them soon go. Tilting his head, the questions kept circling around in his fading human brain. How had he escaped the plague? Did he have some sort of immunity? He supposed that could have been the case.


"Am I alright? I'm okay. Don't worry about me," Yinlong responded, words slow. "Jiaolong says I'm too slow to catch anything. I know he was probably joking, but I kind of believe him." Their two index fingers then touched. "You be careful though, okay?"


Nodding, the panda soon returned to their run. Resuming his own work, he could feel a wave of relief flow through him. At least they were alright. Had he been the only one left not engulfed in this beast epidemic? But, the hyena shook his head. No, there had to have been a few others.


Shovel hitting something, the early adult found a quite unusual white and golden chest. Seeing such, the chimera undid the lock. But, what awaited him in the container was an object he could not comprehend, under any circumstance. Pocketing the thing of unknown origin, the early adult's heelless shoes reversed back towards the opposite direction.


Not a single qilin or crane coming towards him on the way back, the soldier dashed back towards the harbor posthaste. Agent's demands coming his way, he reached for the treasure uncovered. Subordinate studying for minutes on end, sweat poured down his back. If he found the wrong one, it was over.


"Good, soldier, now hurry up and head to Mondstadt, now," the Agent said in a demanding tone. "Teleport to the city this instant."


Demands coming his way, the early adult flinched. Right, he had to leave immediately, in the blink of an eye, in an instant. Removing his cloth mask, he reached for his map. Folding the proxy orb into map form, the hyena highlighted the capital city of Mondstadt waypoint. Blinding light soon overtaking him, he closed his eyes.


But, upon opening his eyes once more, food monsters had been everywhere. Barely anyone around in any capacity, the soldier could see the few remaining frozen in fear. Seeing such, the chimera rolled his eyes towards the red storm cloud up above. They should not have thrown out perfectly good food if they didn't want this outcome to befall them.


Carrots marching towards him, the hyena removed the useless piece of iron from his satchel. It was time to become a vegetable slayer. Gigantic root creatures stomping like a large monkey larger than a building, the early adult clutched his claymore. Placing himself into a fighting stance, he ready for action.


Creature raging like a madveggie, the hyena leaped upward. Slashing the weak sheet of iron the vegetable's way, nothing happened. Blade scooped up like a medaka in a pond, the weapon flew the coop. Sharp, useless piece of iron tossed towards the grocer in the corner, the early adult made a run for it.


General goods store owner shaking, the soldier reached for his claymore. This carrot threw this piece of junk like it was nothing. He was toast, done, dinner. Why didn't Her Majesty supply him with a better weapon? But, he shook his head. Snezhnaya was in some sort of crisis right now, only the bare minimum remained.


Monster's eyes laser focused on him, the hyena attempted to become one with his blade once more. But, such failed, in an instant. Greatsword clanging with a thud, the early adult jumped six steps back. What was this thing, impervious to blunt attacks? What could he do? The odds were stacked against him, for sure.


Nothing doing for minutes on end, the hyena let out a groan. Archons, this blade was absolute trash. He should just buy a replacement at the blacksmith up ahead. But, the early adult threw such thought away. He didn't have time to do such a thing. What was he thinking?


Enemy hopping into the fountain, the hyena swore he could see the creature begin to glow. Vegetable towering even further, the hyena grit his teeth. They sucked the nutrients from the water? No, this was not good. Creature pounding its nonexistent chest, it swooped towards the Good Hunter restaurant in the corner.


Employee scooped up in the palm of their hands, the hyena folded his arms into a fist. Was this really necessary, taking a completely unrelated person hostage? It was not, for sure. Leave the generic nobodies out of it. Lady screaming like a banshee, the hyena turned his head towards the right and left. Alright, where's the clapper board? Out with it.


But, the hyena knew such was not the case. Why in the world would this be a movie set? Who in their right mind would make a movie about vegetable beasts? No one would, for sure. Restaurant owner continuing to scream, the soldier jumped up and down in place. He had to do something, but what? How could he beat this thing?


"I'm sorry for throwing you out! Could someone please help me?!" the Good Hunter employee cried. "Young man, could you grab the compost I'm keeping behind that door over there? Please, hurry! Once you get it, toss at the enemy!"


Dashing towards the door, a tin of decayed organic manner had been in the palm of his hands. Dirt at his side, the hyena could feel himself ready to short circuit. What would throwing even more discarded food do? This would only make the matters worse, guaranteed. How would this defeat this creature? It most certainly would do no such thing. Squishy pumpkins in the palm of his hands, the early adult held back the urge to gag.


Disgusting gourd ready to go, the carrot let out a roar. Shouting incomprehensible gibberish, the early adult whirred up the pitch. Rotting fruit popping a fly, its right arm sizzled, in an instant. Good Hunter employee freed from the creature's clutches, it stomped around like a baby. Seeing such, he prepared himself for round two.


Second creamy disgustingness seated in the palm of his hands, the soldier tossed the former compost with all his mind. Slimy, vile recycled waste landing straight on the creature's other arm, it had soon become nothing. Huffing a breath, the early adult bottled his repulsion. This was the only pathway to victory. He had no choice in the matter.


Final melting gourd tossed upon the enemy's chest, he swore he could hear the enemy scream it was melting. Carrot becoming one with the rot, the soldier kept the momentum going as the army came his way. Rest taken care of, an entire new round of compost had been added to the container. Returning the bin to its owner, new information had soon come his way.


"There's more behind the Church, and they're far worse there than here!" the Good Hunter Employee exclaimed.


Church apparently worse, the hyena made a run for it. Just how long had this issue been festering? But, the chimera knew such hardly mattered. He had to focus on the here, and now. Dashing up the stairs, the young soldier turned his feet off towards the western path.


But, such journey had been met with an immediate new set of problems. Hearing a loud crackle of thunder, a wave of doom flowed over the chimera. A storm now, of all times? Luck had left the building. What had rained down however, had been the worst weather of them all.


Rotting pumpkins dropping down from the sky, the hyena's head had been a slimy magnet. Disgusting, garbage colliding with his hair, the hyena let out a scream. Was this revenge from the compost? Making a run for it, the precipitation kept going. Head gooier by the minute, the early adult let his shouts be known to the shadow creature up above. If this was their idea for a prank, it wasn't funny.


Generic nobody suggesting he catch the spoiled goods into a wooden carriage, the soldier blinked. Was this really happening right now? Wooden wheelbarrow temporarily acquired, the soldier's knees buckled. More compost, how lovely. But, he threw such sarcasm off a bridge. Cart loaded with garbage, he zoomed off towards the back of the church.


Deaconess of the Church outside the church attempting with all her might to fight a carrot monster almost nearly twice the size of the cemetery, the soldier watched in horror as the creature grew larger with every single of the young lady's Hydro attacks. Attempting to sing, nothing happened. Slapping his hand across his forehead, he could hardly believe what he had just witnessed.


Church idol failing for minutes on end, the hyena tapped on her shoulder. Eyes on him, the early adult shook his head. Index, middle and ring finger making a w, the early adult wagged his finger. Look of confusion on the girl's face, he sighed. He supposed not everyone understood gestures. Pointing to her vision and crossing his index fingers together, he swore he saw a lightbulb pop over her head.


"Oh, Mr. Fatui, are you telling me my powers won't work?" the deaconess asked. "Thank you for letting me know." She then gazed at the wooden wheelbarrow. "Mr. Fatui? Maybe we can take this beast down by using those pumpkins! Please, take this!"


Handed a beginner's bow for hunting, the hyena did not follow what was being proposed. What exactly was he being asked to do? He did not quite understand. Idol instructing him to place the compost onto the string and fire, the hyena's eye twitched. Come again? He has to do what now? This is getting too ridiculous.


First pumpkin tied onto the string, the hyena aimed for the chest. But, such had been met with an immediate failure. Carrot leaping upward, the chimera's jaw dropped open. Where did this creature get such speed? But, he supposed he knew the answer. Water was the element of life, indeed. Its power was unmatched, for certain.


Creature jumping left to right, further rotten pumpkins missed their target. Enemy letting out a roar, the hyena sighed, if this were the story of a light novel, it would be titled Carrot Kong: the Wasted Food's Revenge. But, the soldier kept himself focused. There was no time to fantasize about such things. He had to knock this vegetable down.


Deaconess singing a tune, the chimera did not know why, but he felt powered up. Aiming for the face, the vegetable let out a pained scream, enemy shrinking into nothing, another rotted compost component had been added to the collection. Church idol encouraging him to continue fighting food with food, the early adult tried with all his might to not burst into laugher. What a ridiculous idea.


Informed the next order of business was behind Knight's Headquarters, the gourd rain continued. Rotting waste caught one after, his hair continued to be smushed. Growling, he attempted to shake the vile garbage out of his locks. Archons, what was this Rotten Pumpkin City?


Reaching the training grounds behind Knights Headquarters after about fifteen minutes of walking, a brand new monster had added itself to the mix. Large squash monster looking ready to eat the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom alive, the hyena almost wanted to cup his hands around his mouth and shout. Take her. Take this menace to fishkind away, please. Mondstadt would be ever so grateful for that.


Pyro Elf Girl of Doom throwing her scary bunny bombs at the squash, the soldier could not believe his eyes at the sight before him. Large fruit munching on the explosives like they were nothing, the hyena did not know whether to laugh or sweat. This monster was on another level, for sure.


Bow in front of him, the rotted pumpkins had been fired aplenty. But, such had not been enough. Acting Grand Master and Cavalry Captain needing to lend their assistance, another beast had become compost after fifty strikes. Eyes on him, he had soon received an extra weapon at his disposal.


"Outside the city, the fights ahead might be a lot tougher," the Acting Grand Master said. "So, please, take this."


Sword with a bright red apple on the hilt, the early adult lowered his eyes into a squint. He had been encouraged to try it out. Blade shooting out multiple apples, the early adult sighed. What was this, some sort of toy that shot fruits for fun? This was the most ridiculous weapon he had ever seen. But, a chuckle had soon come his way.


"What, were you expecting something else?" the cavalry captain asked, chuckling. "Come now, this is all we have to give you!"


Cavalry Captain looking about ready to make fun of him, the early adult turned his head away from him. This man, no matter how many times he were in his presence, he was always maddening. How did someone like this eyepatch man become a knight? He was sneaky, and slimy, and unfitting of the title. But, he had soon been taken out of it by another annoying scream.


"Ooh, a sword that tosses apples?!" the Pyro Elf Girl of Doom exclaimed. "I wanna play with one, too!!" But, she had soon been pushed aside.


"----, this isn't a game," the Acting Grand Master scolded.


Pyro Elf Girl of Doom escorted away, the hyena sighed. What a problem child. Soon told it would be in his best interest to head to Falcon Coast, the hyena's heart skipped a beat. Mondstadt's beaches? That was the sea lion sister's territory. That was definitely a bad idea, for sure.


Exiting the city, the bridge had been littered with windmill sized discarded bird fowl. Seeing such, the hyena had begun the next round of food waste decimation. Pumpkin rain taking the stage, the hyena threw the full barrow to the side. Apples were the only option. Sword ready, the fruits barraged like a seed bomb.


Such, however had been an utter failure. Raw fowl monster jumping up, down, left, right, center, not a single apple reached its destination. Seeing such the hyena was ready to throw the sword away. This thing was even more useless than that Waster Greatsword. He shouldn't have accepted this thing.


Pumpkins tossed one after another, the raw bird food dropped down onto the ground into nothing. Knowing he had to make haste, the hyena had begun to run east. Watermelons raining down alongside the pumpkins, the early adult jumped back. It was raining melons and gourds, had Snezhnaya and Mondstadt joined hands?


Windrise the worst out of every area thus far, the cart had been full to the brim with rotten fruit. Seeing such, the hyena prepared himself for Falcon Coast. Just how much worse was it about to get? Pushing onward to Falcon Coast, a brand new annoyance had added itself to the mix.


Dragon composed completely of peppers laying waste to the sealion sisters, the hyena jumped into action. Savon and Eau struggling as well, the early adult prepared the spoiled watermelon. Water puts out fire, surely, the liquids inside this rotting beast could end this burning demon of doom.


Flames coming his way, the hyena let out a scream. No, this beast really breathed fire? How terrifying. But, the early adult closed his eyes. The flames were out of sight, out of mind. Bow ready to fire, the watery fruit of few uses smacked right dab in the middle of the pepper monstrosity's torso.


Multiple clusters of spicy fruits dropping downward, the dragon of food kept its roars going. Flames ready to kick back in, another liquid melon had been tossed at full speed. Sealion sisters dumping ocean buckets in tandem, the peppers drifted out to sea. Seeing such, the early adult folded his arms across his waist. Littering was a disgusting crime to nature. But, he had soon been met with a new set of screams.


"Hey! This was our bounty, Fatui!" Savon cried. "Lay off!"


"Don't you ever know when to not butt your head in where it doesn't belong?!" Eau asked, annoyed. "This was our battle to fight, not yours. At least think before coming over here next time."


Territorial dispute ready to knock him down, the hyena broke into a sweat. Hands out in front of him, the soldier signed he had been sent here to battle for the display of only two to see. Girls gazing at each other, the hyena could feel the world ready to turn sour at any given moment.


"Fine, we forgive you, but only for now!" Savon cried. "Doesn't matter anyway, it's worse in Dadaupa Gorge, but we're not going to that scary place! Some weird sheep girl lives there sometimes! Nuh uh! I don't want to go anywhere near that weirdo!"


"You heard them, we only forgive you for now," Eau said, voice stern. "Next time, if you see us battling something, do not join in. Have I made myself clear?"


Nodding, the early adult prepared himself to head for the gorge. But, as he had begun to do so, a rancid scent had been on the air. Head spinning, the early adult attempted with all his might to push onward. What was this rotten stench? Why did it smell like dirty socks that had not been washed in ten years?


But, upon reaching the gorge, the scent had reached its maximum point. Large, gravy monster in the form of an amorphous sludge blob, the hyena jumped ten steps back. Was this the source of the stench? Absolutely disgusting. Who wasted their meat juice? Head swaying as he brought his sword out, the area got fuzzy. Something wasn't right here.


Weakness overtaking him, the hyena fell backwards. World blurring further, the soldier closed his eyes, rancid scent only getting stronger, he could feel his consciousness slip away by the second. Sound dimming around him, blackness overtook the hyena. As the land of the unconscious shook his hand, one final thought slipped away.


What was in the air?


***


"This has simply become too much. It's all just
Horrible. What am
I supposed to do? How am I
Supposed to beat all this?


It's become too much, it's all become too much! Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much. Please,
Stop making me do this all alone.


This is getting to be too much.
Oh, Your Majesty, I really don't understand any
Of this at all. I really, truly do not.


Maybe, things are about to pivot,
Ultimately, I don't know, I
Can no longer say. This is
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, why can't someone help me?


Please, this is too much for me. I'm going to break,
Likely. I don't understand how this could be happening.
Everything has gone off the rails
And I'm riding onto the wheels of chaos and
Screams! I can't take this anymore!
Everything is breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, the


Chaos never ending, why cant this red storm cloud just go
Away already? Go away, go away, go away, go away, I can take
No more. This is getting out hand, and I can take no more.


So please, leave, go away, red storm cloud, go away, go away,
Of course it won't, though, who am I kidding? I
Might as well turn around and talk to
Every single brick wall I lay my eyes
On, because I know it'll
Never happen, this is a never
Ending sea of pain.


How can these obnoxious food waste monsters still
Exist in any capacity? I don't know, but my incompetence is the
Likely cause. Why couldn't I hold on for just a tiny bit longer? It's my fault, guaranteed.
Perhaps I should have tried harder,


Maybe I wouldn't be facing this, right now
Especially. I know that if I had tried harder to hang out, this would not be happening.


I'm to blame, me, me me! This was my fault, it was only me!


And I have to take responsibility! It was
Me, all me, me and my incompetent being! I'm barely wroth it, Your Majesty, I'm


Barely worth it, don't you see? Why haven't you discarded me already?
Every single one of your other soldiers is better than I could ever hope to me. Why can't these thoughts boiling and festering inside me
Go away? Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away!
Go away, please. It's like a gear is turning inside me, constantly.
It's spinning, spinning, spinning. Creak, creak, creak.
No, please! Why can't the gears stop turning? Why can't the gears stop turning? The
Gears won't stop turning. They're cracking, burning, breaking, never stopping. I can't breathe."


Coming to beside the tree in Windrise, the soldier looked around the area. How did he get here? What happened to the gravy monster? Drunkard bard beside him, the bewilderment only continued, inquiry repeating. How did he get to Windrise? Nothing was adding up at all whatsoever. Did the wind bring him here? But, he snapped such thought like a twig. No way. That did not happen.


"You should be more careful!" the drunkard bard cried, but his tone was not serious in the slightest. "Or, you'll get blown away!" He giggled as he said such.


Bard joking around, the early adult rolled his eyes towards the stormy sky. Was this really the time to making jokes? Sure, he'll be blown away, alright. Blown away by their stupid drunk breath. Gazing at the area around him, he did not know where to go. Where else could the food monsters be? Surely, they had all been slain by now.


"Aaanyway, since you're taking care of this big agricultural beasts for me, I recommend you head north!" the drunkard bard exclaimed, pointing.


Suggestion coming his way, the early adult folded his arm into a fist. He was most certainly not doing this for this drunk. Not in a million years. Who did this absolutely nobody in the cape think they were? But, the hyena lowered his hand. Punching this person would be a waste of time. Too easy of a win, for sure.


Knowing it was in his best interest to head to Starfell Lake, the chimera had begun to head northward. But, as such had begun, the rancid scent on the air returned. Whiffing up such, the early adult held back the urge to hurl. The gravy monster, did it still live? Absolutely disgusting, he needed to hurry, and move along before it would rot the world.


Rotten food rain adding their stench to the mix, the soldier wanted to tape his nostrils shut. Why did he have to be born with a shark's sense of smell? Everything was ten times worse. Wooden barrow on the side of the road, the early adult leapt towards it. There was no time, he had to catch the rotting rain.


Reaching Starfell Lake in about half an hour, the soldier dropped down onto his knees. Huffing a breath, the hyena searched for something, anything, to plug his nostrils. This rancid stench, why was it still here? How awful. Large gravy beast ready and waiting for round two, the rotten food was ready to go.


But, such fight had been harder than it looked. Everything phasing through the meat sauce like a ghost, the early adult was ready to pull his hair out. Hello, liquid based enemies. They were now on the top of the invincible list. What in the world should he do? How was he supposed to beat this thing?


Realization washing over him as the failures kept cropping up, the chimera snapped his fingers. Surely, gravy would not be able to withstand being frozen. Searching high and low for a Cryo Slime, the early adult's brain sparked a Hilichurl tossed some aplenty. These monsters, he was taking their little trinkets. They're his now, back off, goodbye.


Cryo Slimes his for the taking, another spark popped off in the chimera's brain. This gravy monster was going down. He was going to end it, destroy it, put it to bed forever. Icy creature tossed along the way, it had been frozen, in an instant. Creature a popsicle, the chimera cracked his knuckles as the rotten vegetable barrage had come its way.


So long, goodnight.


Good riddance, gravy beast.


Gravy beast melting into a puddle of nothing, the early adult snapped his fingers. Rancid scent gone, a wave of relief washed over the soldier. He could smell clearly now, the stench was gone. Observing the area spotting something strange near Mondstadt's highest peak, the young soldier dashed off towards the north. He had no time to waste, he had to go to Stormbearer Point.


Cabbagalanche coming his way, the early adult attempted to brave the storm. Where did all of these cabbage heads come from? Why were they rolling down the hill in a simultaneous manner? How strange, such point needed to be investigated. Heading for the peak, he prepared himself.


But, as the early adult attempted to acclimate to the top, the cabbagalanche struck again. Rolling greens of doom circling from behind, the chimera tumbled downward. Spit right back to the beginning, the hyena let out a growl. Hearing a laugh up in the clouds, his growls continued. This was the red storm cloud's doing, wasn't it? Of course it was. How annoying.


Fighting tooth and nail to reach the top of the mountains, the cabbagalanche struck thrice. Sent back to the start for the third time, he swore he could hear the shadow creature guffaw even louder. Hearing such, the hyena let out a scream. Why couldn't this fiend be quiet? Were they enjoying this? What a freak. They should join the Opera Epiclese for their pranks.


Groaning, the hyena reduced his walk to a crawl. Pathetic Waster Greatsword in his right hand, mercy was a dead soldier upon the battlefield. He could take this nonsense no more. These cabbages were going down. Bowl shaped vegetables sliced down the center, he swore he could hear a voice somewhere cry about them.


Cabbages slain, the early adult made a run for it. If he were to see any more of these dumb vegetables, all his marbles would be lost. But, as he reached the peak, yet another annoyance had come his way. Hearing a loud bark, the hyena's ears perked. No, had a poor, innocent dog been attacked by a food beast? He had to stop this now.


Three headed Valberry canine creature in front of him barking, the hyena blinked. What in the world about these red pin cushion fruits screamed puppy? Enemy woofing up a storm, the early adult tried with all his might to not surrender. This was not a real dog, he needed to remember that.


Cerberus Valberry vanquished with the apple barrage, the early adult could not help but feel a small wave of guilt. The shadow creature, what if they trapped a real dog inside that food beast? But, the chimera snapped himself out of it. That was not the case here, in the slightest. That's what the enemy wanted him to believe, for sure.


Dashing off towards Starsnatch Cliff, the same creatures had been decimated. Berry's juices bleeding their pink guts in unison, the weakened woofs shook him to the core. Why, why did they have to do that upon defeat? The world was so cruel. But, the chimera snapped himself out of it again. They're not really dogs, he needed to stop letting his adoration towards small creatures affect him. It was an illusion, a trick, a trap.


Rancid fruit everywhere along the way towards Thousand Wind Temple, the early adult held back the urge to gag. This horrid stench, why was it getting worse? The problem, hadn't he been taking care of it? But, he supposed it would never be enough. Reaching the former battlegrounds from a civilization long gone, an unwanted guest yattered on in his ears, in an instant.


"Hi, hi! Are you having fun with my little experiment?" the shadow creature asked in an obnoxious tone. "Humans sure love wasting perfectly good food! So, I thought I'd punish them for their crimes!"


Hearing such, the hyena shrugged his shoulders. He did not know why, but he couldn't help but agree with this villain, for once. Humans wasted perfectly good food all the time. That was not good. His parents always told him in his stolen childhood it was not good to throw out perfectly good food. Someone grew or bought it; it should be eaten.


But, the soldier knew he could not allow himself to agree with the enemy. No way would he side with this creature and allow them to commit more chaos. Crossing his arms around his waist, he gave the creature a thumbs down. This nonsense had to stop right here, right now.


"Alrighty, since you're so energetic, loser, let's play a game!" the shadow creature cried, snapping their fingers. "If you kick these rotten, gigantic gourds into the goal, I'll stop all that I'm doing and leave Mondstadt!"


Gigantic, hard as a rock gourds plopped down onto the ground, barely netted goals had soon appeared on the battlefield. Seeing such, the early adult rolled his eyes to the sky. It's the great pumpkin, Shady Brown! But, the early adult swallowed his sarcasm pie. This was serious. He had to win this game, or the storm cloud would reign supreme.


But, as the hyena attempted to roll the gourds into the goal, failure kept hugging him from behind. Not a single shelled fruit able to roll into the goal for minutes on end, the early adult surrendered. Spoiled food breaking in half one after another, the invisible white flag had been waved upon the battlefield. This was impossible, guaranteed.


"You're pathetic both in real life, and in your dreams!" the shadow creature cried. "But, of course you are! I expected no less! Well, oopsie! Looks like you're stuck with me again! Isn't that fun? I'll give you one last chance to impress me! Go clean up west Mondstadt, okay byeeeee!"


Demands of heading west coming his way, the hyena let out a groan. Oh, he'd go west alright. Go west, young Siorc. But, the early adult let out a groan. Archons, what was he even thinking? It was almost as if, a word of a god outside Teyvat had been planting these thoughts into his head. But, he threw such thought out. That wasn't the case at all. His thoughts were his own product of his own mind. He was not some character in a military trauma horror story, no way.


Reaching Springvale after an hour of struggling, the worst monster of them all had brought terror upon the land. Grapes from the vineyards large and in charge, the hyena jumped ten steps back. Mondstadt's wine industry was revolting. But, the early adult blinked. Maybe that was a good thing. Less drunks to behold. But, the early adult shook his head. He had to deal with this, no matter what.


Such fight proved to be far more harrowing than any other. Grapes sturdy, defenses ready, the hyena let out a grunt. What were the people at Dawn Winery putting on their grapes? Whatever it was, it was working. Wrestled by the bunched up berry, the chimera had become one with the ground.


Failing for minutes on end, the early adult readied to wave the right flag. There was no way he could win this. These grapes were on some sort of enhanced growth substance, for sure. He was done, finished, unable to continue. Game over. But, as he wallowed, a burning bird had come his way.


"Burn!" a deep male voice shouted.


Grapes vanquished, the early adult lowered himself to his knees. Mondstadt's wine industry was about to be kaput, for sure. But, the young soldier stood himself up. What did he care what happened to it? Alcohol was the devil's liquid. A gut eater. A marriage destroyer. Red haired Angel Share's owner looking at him, he gulped. Oh, no, he had to run, he had to get out of here.


"Go to Wolvendom," the red haired scion said. "Promptly."


Dashing off towards Wolvendom, an unexpected carrot army awaited him. Hooded wolf boy fighting them all alone, the early adult's eyes twitched. He was still fighting them since last time? That would not do. Rotten pumpkin dropped down on the army, it was time for them to say goodnight.


"Purple hyena, I no need help," the hooded boy said, slowly.


Wolf boy panting, the hyena's face grew dark. How could he be fighting these carrot beasts all by himself like this? This wasn't right. First, those accursed Riftwolves, now this. He couldn't just sit by and watch him destroy himself in solitude. That wasn't happening. He needed to say something. Silence was not the key.


"You're working too hard," the hyena responded, voice shaking. "Please, let me help you!"


"Thank you purple hyena," the hooded boy responded. "But I am fine. Carrots gone."


Row of carrot corpses everywhere, the soldier's heart skipped a beat. The hooded wolf boy, how long had he been fighting all by his lonesome? But, the hyena stepped aside. If he did not need his assistance, he should not force it. Hearing screeches off towards Brightcrown Canyon, the chimera had begun running.


But, as he had begun to head to such area, a heavy wave of dizziness overtook him. What was this sickeningly sweet scent in the air? No, something was not right. Had some wine gone rotten? World around him spinning and turning his thoughts muddied. Becoming one with the grass, his conscious slipped away for what felt like the tenth time in two days.


Where are all these horrible scents coming from?


***


"No more of this nonsense, please. I don't know how much more I can take.
Oh, Archons, this is the making my skin crawl. This is


Making my skin crawl. I cannot believe this.
Oh, Archons, what do you mean there's windmill monsters in Dragonspine. Shadow creature, you're
Really pushing it now, you know?
Everything has a limit of how annoying it can be!


Perhaps you should dial it down a notch! This is
Literally getting out of hand,
Even for a being of chaos like you, should I give you
A name, because if I would, I'd name you Caco from Cacophony, it
Suits you perfectly, you loud, annoying beast.
Everything is breaking, snapping going out of control. I don't


Even know anymore! I can't predict what this fiend is going to do
Next! It's gained a set of brand new eyes. Before long, it'll
Don a physical being, and I cannot allow that to happen! I cannot allow


That to happen! If I don't hurry, I might be too late, if I don't
Hurry, I might be too late. I might be too late, I might be too late, I might be too late.
I cannot allow this monster to fester. Or even worse disasters
Shall befall the world. I cannot


Allow it. This is not a good look, this is not a good feel, this is not a good scent, this is not a good wheel.
Look here, I will ensure this monster is put away, I
Really cannot allow them to take anymore nations into chaos.
Everything is breaking, cracking, boiling, reversing, looping, struggling, flickering, dying.
And I can't get out of this cycle, I don't know how to win. I can't get out of this cycle, I
Don't know how to win. I can't get out of this cycle, I don't know how to win.
Yes, I'm done for, this is the end. They're reaching their final form. I have to cancel this broken trend."


Coming to in Brightcrown Canyon, the chimera tilted his head. How did he get here? Who took him here? But, he had soon seen a face he did not wish to see. Shadow creature adorning bright shiny new eyes and a mouth against its opaque body, the early adult covered his eyes and ears. It was becoming more human, game over.


Time was running out.


"I can't believe you fainted from the rotten wine scent, you're weak!" the shadow creature cried, pointing and laughing. "So pathetic, and weak! That's so lame. You're such a loser soldier. You know what? This is your last chance! Go to Dragonspine, kill my windmill monsters, and that's the only way I'll leave Mondstadt and Dragonspine!" But as they said such, they whistled. "Oh, but, I'm getting bored again, so don't expect me to remove my domain here for long!"


Groaning, the early adult opened his teleport waypoint proxy orb into map form. Highlighting the Dragonspine entrance, he groaned. Oh, great, windmill monsters, what a lovely new beast for him to face. Pressing onwards onto the frozen broken bridge, the chimera lowered his eyes into a squint. There was too many obstacles, nothing was clear.


But, after crossing the bridge into the snowy world of doom, a pesky quintet awaited him. Penguins loud and obnoxious as usual, the hyena wanted to go to the nearest bed of icy water and jump in. Why was it, no matter where he went, these thorns in his side soon followed? Group attacking a windmill monster and losing, he could hear their arguments ready to break his ears.


Knowing they would go away if he were to vanquish this built monster, the early adult got his shark teeth ready. Nibbling as hard as he could possibly muster, the building creature let out a scream. Shouting they were not food, let go, the hyena refused. Gnashers sinking in deeper, he let go as the struggle continued. Hyena claws ending the deed once and for all, the fights broke out even quicker.


"I'm not fighting these brutish beasts! Battling is ugly!" Kaiser shouted. "This brash Fatui can do it! Look at how hideously he just fought that thing all feral like that! Disgusting!"


"Shut up!" Konig shouted. "This soldier is girlier than you are, and yet, look at him! He defeated that windmill in no time flat!"


Konig going on and on with his backwards thinking, the chimera covered his ears. He didn't want to hear another word out this man's mouth. How did he earn the right to be a knight? This judgmental freak needed to have his license revoked right here, right now. But, he had soon been forced into another one sided conversation.


"Fatui, sir, are you here to deal with those strange windmills, too?" Regina asked.


Question coming his way, the hyena had no choice but to nod. He knew he had no choice but to destroy those things, or the shadow creature would not leave. This was the only option left. He could not let this go unchecked. Youngest of the five shaking up a storm, the early adult rolled his eyes. Who let this small child on the battlefield? Go back home where it was safe.


"These windmills are really scary!" Hollander cried.


"That is illogical," Prinz said to Hollander.


"Bro, they're five times my size!" Hollander cried. "They're scary!"


Little chick complaining, the early adult rolled his eyes to the sky. Could this family of blondes possibly get any more annoying? He had had enough of these pests. He needed to decimate these windmills and get out of here. He wanted no part in this penguin's territory, no matter what.


Parts of the penguin pests following him southwest, the hyena tried to keep his composure. Why couldn't they just make like a leaf and go away? But, the soldier simply just ignore them. He needed to focus on destroying these imposter mills. Multiple buildings putting up a touch fight, the soldier could feel his will sway as he could feel himself Falter in Wyrmrest Valley. Were these mills protected by the Anemo Archon?


Mills eventually vanquished, the hyena had begun to head to the Entombed City Outskirts. Regina and Hollander slowly trailing behind, the hyena accelerated his running speed. If they weren't going to catch up, they should be left behind. Reaching the southern most edge of the area, the enemies road again.


Windmills only going down to a rotten pumpkin barrage as suggested by Regina, the early adult groaned. No, not this again. How much more of this food waste nonsense was he going to have to take? He could feel the mirror crack inside, ready to explode. Enemy building only taken out after ten tries, a bow of an apology had come his way.


"I apologize for my incompetence thus far," Regina said, bowing.


The hyena tuned such apology out. As if she was sorry. But, as he had become one with his thoughts, he could hear a scream. Shadow creature swooping down, Holly had been become their prize. Girl wrapped up in the opaque creature's fingers, the early adult folded his hand into a fist as they demanded battles to be won in exchange for their kin. Alright, while this family may have been a bunch of pests, this was too far, for sure.


"Regi!" Hollander cried. "Don't listen to him! I'll be fine, sis!"


"Holly, I can't let that thing take you!" Regina cried. "I'll beat this windmill, and get you back!"


Reaching the edges of the area, a massive windmill the size of the church of favonius's highest point the hyena's eyes opened wide. This building, how was he supposed to get rid of it? It was too big, there was no way, it was over. But, he knew, he could not lose, or the youngest penguin chimera would remain the shadow creature's prize forever.


Windmill proving to be quite the challenge to beat, the hyena swore he had to have attacked six hundred times. Elements blasted away, he kept on trying. Regina reminding him about the pumpkin technique, he sighed to such, resigning to his fate, mold soon spreading, the victory bells sounded.


But, as the spinning apparatus dropped, the blade had come spiraling down. As the chopper spun rapidly, the chimera's chest had gone on the chopping block. Sea of red making the snow beneath him pink, the early adult dropped onto the ground like a fly, in an instant.


Coming to sometime later, the brunette alchemist had appeared within his field of tired vision. Finding himself in a small outdoor laboratory, confusion looped on repeat. What happened to him? Was the battle over? Chest stinging as he stood upward, the memories came flowing back. That's right, the windmill. It got its last hurrah.


"I managed to stop the bleeding in time," the chief alchemist said, words slow as molasses. "Next time, try to be more careful."


Warning coming his way, the hyena could not believe where his mind had been going. The penguins, what happened to them? Had they been chopped up by that windmill blade, too? Looking into the man's blue eyes, the early adult spelled out the word penguin with his fingers, but a headshake had come his way.


"Penguins? I do not know what you mean," the alchemist responded, shaking his head. "Konig and his crew left some time ago. Worry not, they are unscathed."


Hearing such, the hyena exited the area. Why waste his time worrying about them? They were not worth his brainpower. Gazing upward as he headed off towards Dragonspine's entrance, the sky was blue. Seeing such, a wave of shock flew over the hyena's head. Was this real? Perhaps, he was still dreaming right now. Agent waiting for him by the camps outside the lesser permafrost north, he swore he could see a smirk underneath his mask.


"Excellent work, soldier, you're dismissed," the Agent said. "Return to Snezhnaya at once."


Dismissal granted, the soldier removed the teleport waypoint proxy orb from his back pocket. But as he walked through the icy cold hallways, the questions had begun to roll. Had Mondstadt and Dragonspine truly been removed from the red storm cloud? He was starting to think this was all just an illusion.


Reaching the soundproof room, the soldier walked around in a circle upon the icy cold floor. The red storm cloud, could it return to previously affected places? He could feel it that they the problem would reverse itself back very soon. His hard work was dying, breaking, going the way of the dragon world.


Wave of tiredness eventually overtaking the hyena, the chimera removed the weaponized hairpins and earrings. Uniform soon removed as well, the early adult slumped into the uncomfortable bed. Land of tormented dreams about ready to take him away for the evening, one final thought was ready to drag him down into the world of tormented dreams.


How much has the red storm cloud eaten now?