So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Meadow]

...and apparently orders some ice cream! =P

So then a Sandshrew sneaks into the bar...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And the vanilluxe silently sitting at the bar yells "noooo, not the ice cream sandshrew!" To which he ignores and eats it anyway...

So a audino waddles(idk what to call that walk) into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

And the vanilluxe silently sitting at the bar yells "noooo, not the ice cream sandshrew!" To which he ignores and eats it anyway...

LOL omg hahaha. xP

So a audino waddles(idk what to call that walk) into the bar...

...and tells everyone that excessive drinking is bad for your health!

So then Slugma crawls into the bar...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And starts giving everyone hugs ^^

So a sandslash tunnels into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and surprisingly doesn't order ice cream. Instead, it wants a soda pop. xD

So then a Dodrio runs into the bar...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And slips on an ice cube and gets covered in boos boos (who gets that >.>?)

So a swadloon fabulously swooshes into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and orders a MODERATE-ly light drink! Ha...ha...ha...

So then a Feebas splashes its way into the bar...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And becomes self conscious about its appear and decides to go home

So a magikarp magnificently flops into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and evolves. Uh-oh, they'd better not let it get drunk or anything! xD

And then a Mudkip enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and realizes that everyone liekz him!

So then a Zapdos flies into a bar...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And realizes the door is too small for his extravagant wings, then smashes a hole in the roof and flies in, alarming every patron of the bar

So a leavany struts into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and makes new cups for everyone to drink from! Though the cups are made out of leaves, so they're probably not the best. xD

And then a Bidoof makes its way into the bar...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And immediately is picked up by its trainer who begins to stroke it's head and call it George :P

So a klefki floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and locks everyone else out of the bar!

So then a Medicham walks into a bar..

 

[Adam Levine]

...and leaves. The floor's broken.

So a Ralts walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and teleports out of the bar to avoid paying it's tab!

So then a Meowth walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and offers money to random people.

So a Graveler casually rolls into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and accidentally blows up the bar!

So then a Hitmontop spins into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and impresses everyone with his spinning tricks!

So a Budew waddles into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And people water on him thinking he will grow.

A Sandslash walks into the bar...