So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Starry Windy]

And started to use Swords Dance to strengthen itself!

And then Pachirisu comes by to the bar...

 

[Kaiyu]

...and knocks the bartender out with a headbutt, grabs a drink then runs out.

So a Geodude comes hopping into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Rollout to go out the door!

So then a Swampert stomps into a bar...

 

[Kaiyu]

...and demands a large bag of food then leaves.

So a Sceptile walks into a nearby bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And asks for a leaf in its drink.

So a Gloom enters the bar...

 

[Kaiyu]

...and uses Sleep Powder on everybody then grabs some food and drinks and leaves.

So a Hitmonchan walks into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and starts a brawl in the bar with its rival, Hitmonlee

So a Delcatty stepped into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And chases the mice mons.

A Ducklett flies into the bar.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and lays an egg!

So then a Dedenne walks into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And accidentally Nuzzles the entire bar to death.

So a Dewott walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and trips over an ice cube.

So then a Drifloon floats into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And takes a baby mon away.

A Nincada digs into the bar..

 

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and finds some hidden gold underground!

So then a Ninetales runs into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

... and recounts what bars were like 400 years ago

So then a Scolipede scuttled into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And uses Steamroller on the patrons!

So a Flaaffy walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And starts powering up every lamp it passes by.

A Magneton floats into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and shouts, "EVERYONE! WATCH!" It then tries to separate into three Magnemite.

A Galvantula walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and lays some sticky web everywhere!

So then a Pumpkaboo floats into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And says "Trick or Treat!"

So a Pachirisu walks into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and eats all the free nuts on the tables

So a Marowak walked into a bar...