So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Sirfetch’d]

....and remembers that it left a pizza in the oven so leaves and goes home!

So then a Tropius flies into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

That's no fun.

The Tropius proceeds to use Razor leaf and destroy all the mega stones in the bar!

The Tropius's older brother, the Sceptile walks into the bar...

 

[Sun]

... And meets their father Ditto mingling in the crowd!
So then a Beldum floats into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And breaks all the tables with Take down!

The Beldum's aunt, the Espeon enters the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

*grumble* ninjas *grumble*

...and scolds the Beldum and uses her Psychic powers to kick him out of the bar.

The Espeon's husband, Delcatty, then walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And then accidentally bumps into his wife, and he accidentally presses an invisible 'undo' button and the Beldum is back with them. All the mons looked at them in shock and confusion, but thankfully they all have teleport in their moveset so they all go away.

The Beldum's younger sister, the Beedrill flies into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and looks around very confused, wondering where her family is. She was supposed to meet them there for some dinner but they're not there. In confusion and worry, Beedrill interrogates the other patrons about her family.

Beedrill's father, Pinsir and also there for the dinner, then walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and chats with Delcatty whilst drunk.

So Pinsir's rival, a Heracross, walks into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and starts a big brawl in the bar!

So then a Zorua walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and attempts to flirt with Espeon.

Zoroark, Zorua's uncle, walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And pulls his naphew's ear for what he was doing.

The Gengar, Zoroark's older son walks into the bar...

 

[Sun]

...and bumps onto his boyfriend, a Zangoose!

So then a horde of Zubat flies into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and mocks Zorua for getting in trouble

Then Gengar's girlfriend, Dusclops, walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And it scares all the Zubats out of the bar.

Dusclops's son, the Abomasnow walks into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and the temperature immediatley drops 10 degrees. Where's my sweater?

Abomasnow's second cousin twice removed, Piloswine, shuffles into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and asked for his best friend's cousin's half brother from another, Patrick, the Mamoswine about the party.

Another Magiana walked into the bar, but why is it only walking. Isn't it supposed to be floating? And then it was Zoroark...

 

[FireSnow]

...and received a standing ovation for his amazing impersonation

Hearing the applause, Jigglypuff sprinted into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decided to broadcast it live on his new show.

Jigglypuff's manager, Chatot, flies into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and squawks at how amazing the bit is going to be on the show

Zoroark's agent, Nuzleaf, walks in...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decides to calm down the fight between Heracross and Pinsir.

Suddenly, a Diglett enters from the bar's floor...