So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Adam Levine]

...and requests the coldest, most toxic drink in the bar.

So a Golbat flies into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and makes a bat nest in the cupboard!

So then a Raticate walks into a bar...

 

[noa]

...And starts gnawing his overgrown teeth on the bar top! Sweet relief!

A Flabebe floats into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and prays that its flower can actually make it a grass type. It's a sad life...

Then a Growlithe walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and warns Flabébé of the dangers of being a Grass-type. Also he scares away Raticate.

So a Bonsly walks into a bar..

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and pretends to be a potted plant in the corner!

So then a Mr. Mime walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and entertains the guests.

So a Monferno walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and monkeys around a little bit before ordering.

So then a Blastoise stomps into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and investigates...something.

So a Huntail "slithers" into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

And it decided to talk with Blastoise from earlier. Looks like something serious.

So then, a Caterpie happened to crawl into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and takes a comfy seat to spin itself into a cocoon.

Not much later, a Weedle enters the same bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and tries to turn itself into a cocoon too, only to realize the Huntail.

So a Tranquill flies into the same bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

Aaand... decides to form an exploration team with newly evolved Metapod and Kakuna from earlier. Don't tell me this is the Team Tasty 2.0.

So Bulbasaur happened to walk to the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and gets bitten by Huntail and pecked by Tranquill (for fun?). Angered, he calls somebody.

So a Bayleef, the one Bulbasaur called, walks into the bar...

 

[noa]

...And soothes everyone with a nice scent. Everyone is calm now.

A Marshtomp waddles into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and tries not look awkward in front of Blastoise.

So a Zorua walks into a bar...

 

[SharpedoBait]

But disguised as the Goomy that walks into the bar next

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Then the original Goomy comes in and glares at the Imposter until he apologizes for using his likeness without permission. v_v

A sad Raichu walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and has it's Lightning Rod activated by the Plusle sitting next to it!

So then a Articuno flies into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And freezes the bar! Brrr.

Weedle squirms into the bar...