Mario The World Champion
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- Age 44
- Western Massachusetts
- Seen May 27, 2023
I enjoy watching Top Gear on BBC America a lot. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and the Stig provide an endless supply of amusement as they fool around with really fast cars. Whether they race against a dude trying to cross a mud filled river or sending a Mini Cooper with rockets down a ski jump, it's all funny stuff.
So after watching a bunch of episodes in which the guys do some really wacky stuff, there are a few of them I'd really like to attempt to try in no particular order.
1. Steal a tractor, get a whole bunch of rapeseed and grow my own biofuel. After harvesting the crops, I realize that I made 500 gallons of biodiesel because I picked out the wrong type of seeds beforehand.
2. To get rid of the biodiesel, I get some idiots and enter a 24-hour endurance race with a modified sports car so it can run on the biodiesel. Then we find out it's a professional endurance race against top teams.
3. Me and a bunch of other dudes race each other in city buses with the intent on wrecking the crap out of each other.
4. I invite a bunch of Touring Car drivers and race them in motorhomes, only to have them destroyed by race's end because I invited British Touring Car Drivers, the roughest racing drivers in the world.
5. Do a bunch of epic races whre I drive the hottest sports cars against my buddies who take everything from a train, a boat, a plane and other means of transportation to a lot of cool area around the world.
6. Destroy a lot of caravans, including setting one on fire during a caravan holiday.
7. Make a Toyota pickup truck into a boat and sail across a big body of water.
8. Take another Toyota Pickup truck and abuse the hell out of it to the point where it's totally destroyed, but still running.
9. Use a top of the line Chevrolet Corvette engine and harness its power into making a blender from hell.
10. Get an Opel Kadett and name it "Oliver".
So after watching a bunch of episodes in which the guys do some really wacky stuff, there are a few of them I'd really like to attempt to try in no particular order.
1. Steal a tractor, get a whole bunch of rapeseed and grow my own biofuel. After harvesting the crops, I realize that I made 500 gallons of biodiesel because I picked out the wrong type of seeds beforehand.
2. To get rid of the biodiesel, I get some idiots and enter a 24-hour endurance race with a modified sports car so it can run on the biodiesel. Then we find out it's a professional endurance race against top teams.
3. Me and a bunch of other dudes race each other in city buses with the intent on wrecking the crap out of each other.
4. I invite a bunch of Touring Car drivers and race them in motorhomes, only to have them destroyed by race's end because I invited British Touring Car Drivers, the roughest racing drivers in the world.
5. Do a bunch of epic races whre I drive the hottest sports cars against my buddies who take everything from a train, a boat, a plane and other means of transportation to a lot of cool area around the world.
6. Destroy a lot of caravans, including setting one on fire during a caravan holiday.
7. Make a Toyota pickup truck into a boat and sail across a big body of water.
8. Take another Toyota Pickup truck and abuse the hell out of it to the point where it's totally destroyed, but still running.
9. Use a top of the line Chevrolet Corvette engine and harness its power into making a blender from hell.
10. Get an Opel Kadett and name it "Oliver".
