I was riding this HUGE metal bird that kind of looked like Moltres, but we were in the water. I had the Fludd from Super Mario Sunshine on my back and I had to shoot water into this giant flying whale's mouth while it was chasing me. If I ran out of water, I had to get on the bird's foot in this little hole and refill the Fludd, but I didn't defeat the whale. Instead, we pulled into this whale wash and I was using my tongue to play with my teeth, and one of them was loose. I thought that was crazy because I've lost all my baby teeth, but then I kept wiggling it and I kept grumbling and I couldn't talk. So then this secretary, who apparently was also a dentist, ripped out my tooth, but I still ran around mumbling. Then I saw my friend Will and showed him the tooth that the lady had pulled out. It was covered in blood and I thought I was going to die, but Will told me that instead, I would turn into a cheese cube.
Suddenly, I was in this huge field in Memphis with the people that went on the mission trip this year. My friend Scottye was there and this old, beat up car was right in front of us and this little mixed girl was in there. We found a crobar buried in the ground and got her out of there. She had an empty water bottle and she was about 2-3 years old. I was holding her and she was telling me that her parents always lock her in the car. I looked at Scottye, but he was looking down, and I was about to cry cause I felt bad for her. Then I set her down and turned around for a second. When I looked back at her, she was about 7 years old and she was white. She told me about how she was in different plays at her school and I told her how Scottye was in plays at our school, too. I looked around again and when I looked back at her, she was a giant and she walked off, so I said, "They do grow up fast". I looked over to where all the other guys from my church were and they were petting a bunch of deer like they were dogs. The deer were on their backs and getting a belly rub. Then Scottye was gone, so I walked around to where there was white caution tape that said, "caution, Pocahontas" and of course, the Native American chick was there. She had a bunch of wolf pups, fox kits, and other baby wild dogs.
I woke up.