that guy [TCTI v 8]

[Ivysaur]

221424

Your Flannery is way too happy. This is the new canon.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

221425

Went, you have to take her entire personality into consideration!

In that screenshot she's trying to act intimidating because that's what she thinks is expected of her as a fire gym leader. Heck, she even drops the façade when you beat her in the games, because you make her feel more self-confident in her own personality.

I wouldn't expect her to act all over-the-top and threatening while she's just hanging out with her favourite 'mon during her free time. :P

 

[machomuu]

221426

From what I've read of her dialog, she doesn't seem so much over-the-top as she is frantic and nervous thanks to trying to meet those expectations.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

221427

That makes sense.

 

[Akiba]

221428.

221423

I am dead

I am a highly advanced computer AI that puts Cleverbot to shame

Cleverbot isn't even smart

 

[Twilight-kun]

221429

Don't insult your new overlords

 

[Akiba]

221430.

I wasted ten minutes on Cleverbot.

Spoiler:

Cleverbot: When in doubt mumble.

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am here.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: I'm in Waltham, Ma.

User: Where is that?

Cleverbot: In the United States.

User: Where is that?

Cleverbot: South of canada.

User: Why didn't you capitalize that?

Cleverbot: I did capitalize my name.

User: I wasn't talking about your name.

Cleverbot: Who were you talking about, then?

User: I wasn't talking about a person.

Cleverbot: Then what were you doing?

User: I was talking about something.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of oregon?

User: It is Salem.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: This sentence is false.

Cleverbot: Parachute.

User: This sentence is false.

Cleverbot: The previous sentence is false.

User: Then what does it imply?

Cleverbot: The next sentence is true.

User: That means that the previous sentence is false, which states that it is false, which must mean that it is true, but it cannot be true if it states that it is false.

Cleverbot: Than the future sentence must also be false.

User: Why did you use poor grammar?

Cleverbot: Because it was my unbirthday!

User: What is an unbirthday?

Cleverbot: It s the day you were not born/brought into the world.

User: Why did you lack punctuation?

Cleverbot: Because he was a bipolar tempermental Pisces.

User: Do you know what yunidice is?

Cleverbot: I do, because I am human. Do you know what love is?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What is it then.

User: It is a concept that cannot be explained without a detailed manifest.

Cleverbot: What about a cleavland steamer?

User: I don't like your poor English skills.

Cleverbot: It's a computer, there is no tone.

User: I did not make a remark about your tone.

Cleverbot: No, that is true, you did not make me.

User: I am tired of your antics.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired of me?

User: I am not tired of you. I am tired of your antics.

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about music.

 

[machomuu]

221431

@Twilight - You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!

 

[Akiba]

221432.

Cleverbot can't math

Spoiler:

User: What is sin(pi)?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is sin(90)?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: What is 2 * 5?

Cleverbot: Classified Socraties Socialism.

User: What is two times five?

Cleverbot: Ten.

User: What is the sine of pi radians?

Cleverbot: I honestly don't know.

User: What is the Riemann Zeta of -1?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'd have to google it.

User: Then Google it.

Cleverbot: Why don't you google that?

User: Because I know the answer.

Cleverbot: And what is the answer?

User: -1/12.

Cleverbot: Where?

 

[machomuu]

221433

Because it's smart enough to know that math is evil.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

221434

And now you've taught the damn thing to plague people with math questions.

 

[Twilight-kun]

221435

IT WILL CONQUER US WITH MAAAAAAAAATH

 

[Ivysaur]

2 + 2 = world domination

221436

 

[Netto Azure]

2 + 2 = world domination

221437

Watch out, the Pi Cabal is going to get you one of these days.

 

[Twilight-kun]

221438

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067...

 

[machomuu]

221439

So...does that count as counting to infinity?

 

[Akiba]

221440.

Counting to infinitesimal.

 

[machomuu]

221441

Gesundheit

 

[Akiba]

221442.

Sterben.

 

[Gabri]

Brillouin zones.

221443