That Sound >:(

[BeachBoy]

Whistling will drive me up the wall pretty quickly too. My dad is the type of person that will just randomly start whistling all the freaking time while he's doing random things and if I'm around him I have to leave the room before I go through the ceiling.

Finally, a crack in your armor.

I'd have to say overused brakes. Cars coming to stop just make that pure sound straight from hell. It's just about my greatest pet peeve.

 

[Lotus the Cat]

I'm with everyone who mentioned loud chewing. Otherwise cockatoo screeching is an unpleasant sound. I can't think of anything else.

 

[Sir Codin]

Here are quite a few sounds I hate:

The NFL Theme Song: Too serious considering what the sport is: rugby for pussies who get paid too much for playing it.

Reggae: Nobody actually likes reggae. It all sounds the same. Don't believe me? Listen to this mix. It all sounds like the same track.

Children Singing: Incredibly annoying.

Children Talking: Incredibly annoying.

Children Laughing: Incredibly annoying.

Children Crying: Incredibly annoying and often done for selfish or petty reasons

Babies Crying: Makes me want to drown it.

Chewing With Your Mouth Open: It sounds annoying, disgusting, and it also makes me think you don't have the cognitive ability to breathe through your fucking nose.

Smacking Lips: Get surgery. Your lips are too big for your mouth. Don't end up looking like a cocksucker like Steve Tyler.

Women Crying: Incredibly annoying and usually done for petty reasons, like breakups, me refusing them sex, gender wage gaps, and society not being matriarchal.

Opinions that conflict with my own: Heretical.

Japanese Pop Singers: Ugh.

 

[DRCM]

meghan trainor

The sound made when metal things get dropped. Lord help us.

 

[Astinus]

I absolutely hate the sound of chewing. Not only the loud slurping noises, but if someone is eating anything crunchy or if they breathe while they eat. The sound angers me to the point where violent fantasies play through my mind. Anything to get the noise to stop.

It's the same with whistling. If someone is whistling, I either have to leave or drown them out with my own music. Again, violent fantasies play in my mind because I'm so desperate to get the noise to stop.

There are a lot of noises that people make that I can't stand, but these two are my biggest issues. The sheer amount of unnecessary noise that humans make is extremely annoying.

 

[Night Watcher]

Paper. The sound of paper in a room of silence. It's like you finally get silence in a room but someone is playing with paper. I don't really mind paper noises when there's a ton of people talking or making noise, but when there's silence, it sounds like the loudest thing in the room.

Also, random gibberish from my sister or brother when i'm talking to one of my friends or family members.

Banging chairs and tapping on a table doesn't irritate me as much, but still is aggravating.

 

[Spiff]

The NFL Theme Song: Too serious considering what the sport is: rugby for pussies who get paid too much for playing it.

Reggae: No decent human being likes reggae. It all sounds the same. Don't believe me? Listen to this mix. It all sounds like the same track.

Now if you keep talking like that people won't think you like them :( :(

 

[Rukario]

The worse is your mate/roomie/friend snoring (snorting/weird-breathing/etc) while you are trying to sleep. STAP IT NOA!

 

[Astraea]

I really hate noise of a crying baby, it just irritates me, I can take all other noises but not that.

 

[Ruma]

Excessive noises of general exertion.
Imagine, for example somebody takes a refreshing drink after being very thirsty and after they swallow their drink they go "ah". Now imagine that multiplied excessively, with the addition of little grunts, "mhm"s, some smacks, some sighs, and you have a collection of irritating sounds that make me want to punch people in the throat. Mostly I hear older men do this, especially as they go to sit down or relax.
Like. We get it. You're relaxing and it's awesome. Now shut up.

Also, I second everyone who said eating noises.

But the worst are sudden loud noises. Vacuum cleaners, loud trucks, doors slamming, etc, all piss me off.

 

[Flushed]

wait what? what noise does that make? I am scared to try in my own car now.

I don't even know if it's a noise but it's kinda like a chalkboard except the noise pierces your insides as well as your ears