The Big Red Button

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You made me reveal my new signature!

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

People start saying this to you "Why did Hikari get rid of that derpy avatar? The avatar she has now looks stupid!".

*Pushes red button that gives explanation why I went from a derpface to a rageface*

 

[Zayphora]

A screech owl gets tangled up in your hair.

Pushes the button that is on top of a pig

 

[Mango Dolphin]

Ponies come over to your house when you're sleeping and stabs you to death. With Pinkie Pies.

*Pushes red- no shiny red- no pink button!*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Suddenly, all technology was eradicated, the Mass Relays were destroyed, the Citadel blew up, and all of the races of the galaxy were stranded on a war-ravaged and much-depleted Earth. Every advancement ever made was all but wiped out completely, and everyone starved. People claim that this is the best option.

*Press red Renegade Interrupt button*

 

[Zayphora]

A certain slug-like group of aliens blow up Earth....AGAIN. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME, VOGONS? ISN'T THAT ENOUGH BLOWING UP FOR YOU HUH?!?!?! *rage*

Pushes purple button

 

[Hikamaru]

Mei shows up and says "I am soooooo cute!"

*Pushes that red button that is actually purple*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Hikari10's Oshawott picks a fight with Mei over who's the cutest.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Julian the Cute Oshawott's twin brother attacks you for dissing his cuteness.

*Pushes the red... well, blue button that destroys Wikileaks*

 

[Zayphora]

WikiLeaks gets destroyed in a flaming inferno. You feel strangely empty because there is nothing to hate at anymore...

Pushes the pink and purple spotted button

 

[Hikamaru]

You fall in love with a Homestuck Troll.

*Pushes that button that stops the whole HikariDerp thing*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Hikari is erased from existance and all memory of her is erased. Therefore, there can be no Hikariderp.

*Press a button which may or may not be red, I'm not looking.*

 

[Hikamaru]

You suddenly get buried in a pile of Pokemon plushies.

*Pushes that red button that is actually black*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

The world is turned on its side and everyone in the Western Hemisphere falls into space.

*Press the small red button that is down and to the left of the big red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

An earthquake happens in your hometown.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari's rageface destroys an entire town.

*Pushes the red button that causes facepalm*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Your twitter account is now spammed and you go into rage.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

All Wikileaks supporter stuff get burned... by Hikari.

*Pushes red button that says Objection!*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Neptune is proven guilty in the charge of treason, and is eradicated from the solar system by the Galactic Federation.

*Press the orange button that has a strip of tape on it that reads 'Red Button'*

 

[Zayphora]

Lake Valor blows up....AGAIN.

Pushes the red button with a bunny on it!