The Comedians Club

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Teara said:
Little Kid: Look mommy! A giant rock!
Mom: nah, that'z juzt a pazzed out German dude.
Little Kid: ohhhh
*kid pokez 100Marioz w/ a stick*
...Mommy! It'z got bumpz on it'z head!
Mom: there'z probably a reazon
*mother bonkz 100Marioz*
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*twitchez*
........................
*risez up off the ground*
Oh! Hi! I don't believe I've ever zeen you two before!
...........oh! A kid! I am zo good with kidz! Don't be zhy now!
*motionz for him to come forward and he doez*
So little boy, vat do you say?
little boy: Jerk!
*the little boy kickz him in the ankle and he howlz with zee pain*
mother: How dare you do that to my poor little son!
*bonkz him on the the head with her purze*
Doo! Aye.....vat ever happened to love your neighbor?
*scamperz off*
All zese craziness iz gonna make me go......crazy!
Hehe...
 
100marios said:
*twitchez*
........................
*risez up off the ground*
Oh! Hi! I don't believe I've ever zeen you two before!
...........oh! A kid! I am zo good with kidz! Don't be zhy now!
*motionz for him to come forward and he doez*
So little boy, vat do you say?
little boy: Jerk!
*the little boy kickz him in the ankle and he howlz with zee pain*
mother: How dare you do that to my poor little son!
*bonkz him on the the head with her purze*
Doo! Aye.....vat ever happened to love your neighbor?
*scamperz off*
All zese craziness iz gonna make me go......crazy!
Hehe...
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*Watchez from afar*
Interezing, he zeemz to naturally bring out the mozt violent in people. Amazing, it'z like zomekind of...zomething naturall. I zhould record thiz...but I can't! I have to go, there'z a man I need to zee about a donky. zee Y'all tomarrow dudez.
P.Z. I just rememberd, a dude iz an infected hair on an elephant'z bum*.*
...eeeewwwww... :P
 
Teara said:
*Watchez from afar*
Interezing, he zeemz to naturally bring out the mozt violent in people. Amazing, it'z like zomekind of...zomething naturall. I zhould record thiz...but I can't! I have to go, there'z a man I need to zee about a donky. zee Y'all tomarrow dudez.
P.Z. I just rememberd, a dude iz an infected hair on an elephant'z bum*.*
...eeeewwwww... :P
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*twitches*
.........................
zat iz why I never say dude! Hehe.....
Zee ya tommorow Teara! Bye!
 
HOW COULD Y'ALL!?!?!?!

i have posted since yesterday,and you go on wifout me!*sniff sniff*

hehe,i is on vacation skiing in new mexico fer springbreak!ain't dat kool?!:P

vhy are vou talking like vierdoz?>.-
 
fwahaha!i has a cell phone and you doesn't :P
 
Pleaze don't double pozt.
But I don't think we were talking about anything...juzt running into parked carz ^_-
 
Teara said:
Pleaze don't double pozt.
But I don't think we were talking about anything...juzt running into parked carz ^_-
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*raisez his index finger*
And being-
*getz run over by a parked car*
.....*cough*....run over by them hehe.....
 
100marios said:
*raisez his index finger*
And being-
*getz run over by a parked car*
.....*cough*....run over by them hehe.....
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Oh whoopz, that car wazn't parked...
*chekz under wheelz*
...eeewwww>,< Zmuzhed Marioz.
^_-
 
Teara said:
Oh whoopz, that car wazn't parked...
*chekz under wheelz*
...eeewwww>,< Zmuzhed Marioz.
^_-
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Oh....really!?
I guess not! That makes me feel a little better!
*tries to get out*
OOHH!......now I just have to do something about this rib in my lung...
*cough*..hehe..*cough*
 
100marios said:
Oh....really!?
I guess not! That makes me feel a little better!
*tries to get out*
OOHH!......now I just have to do something about this rib in my lung...
*cough*..hehe..*cough*
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Well I'd give u zome advice about that and all, buuuut I have to go for my weekly 12 hour movie night. Zo I guess you'll juzt have to deal with that lil rib/lung problem till I get back...of courze, by then I'll have forrgoten what my advice waz zo you may have to wait a little longer. Hmm...tough luck mon!
*drivez away in parked car, tozzez grapez out the window for no apparent reazon*
zee ya'll! ^_-
 
Teara said:
Well I'd give u zome advice about that and all, buuuut I have to go for my weekly 12 hour movie night. Zo I guess you'll juzt have to deal with that lil rib/lung problem till I get back...of courze, by then I'll have forrgoten what my advice waz zo you may have to wait a little longer. Hmm...tough luck mon!
*drivez away in parked car, tozzez grapez out the window for no apparent reazon*
zee ya'll! ^_-
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*sees grapes on the floor right in front of him*
............IT'S TORTURE I SAY! Hehe...
*tries to get up and reach the grapes with his mouth*
I'm....OUCH.....almost....OUCH.....there.....OUCH!
*squirms over there out of breath*
Ah! Finally! I'm just gonna take a little bite...
*is about to take a humungo bite.......when another car comes and runs over the grapes, squirting them in his face*
Gahh! It burns! I can't see a thing!.....my...mmy....my grapes!
*mourns over deceased grapes*
How dare you! You.....grape squishing person you!
Person: Huh? I thought I heard something! I better back up a bit....
*can't see a thing, so he can't see the guy backing up into him*
Me: Yeah! Back up all right! Get outta here! Why I oughta-
DDDOOOoooooOOOOO!!!
*slight intermission*
Hehe...
 
DOCTORS
100marios said:
*sees grapes on the floor right in front of him*
............IT'S TORTURE I SAY! Hehe...
*tries to get up and reach the grapes with his mouth*
I'm....OUCH.....almost....OUCH.....there.....OUCH!
*squirms over there out of breath*
Ah! Finally! I'm just gonna take a little bite...
*is about to take a humungo bite.......when another car comes and runs over the grapes, squirting them in his face*
Gahh! It burns! I can't see a thing!.....my...mmy....my grapes!
*mourns over deceased grapes*
How dare you! You.....grape squishing person you!
Person: Huh? I thought I heard something! I better back up a bit....
*can't see a thing, so he can't see the guy backing up into him*
Me: Yeah! Back up all right! Get outta here! Why I oughta-
DDDOOOoooooOOOOO!!!
*slight intermission*
Hehe...
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*rushes in*don't worry!the DOCTOR'S here!now,lesse,the joint goes here,and the arm goes there...
[two hours later]
there all done!*you all see 100marios as a human pretzel*
100marios:hey!wait!wha-
me:oh!thanks for reminding me!the bill!*hands 100marios the bill*ta ta!
random little kid of the street:oh cool!a human pretzel!:Pmommy,can i eat it?
mom:no,it might be contaninated!lets go *mom and son walk of*
100marios:hey!want about me?!i'm stuck!
 
piyoko said:
DOCTORS


*rushes in*don't worry!the DOCTOR'S here!now,lesse,the joint goes here,and the arm goes there...
[two hours later]
there all done!*you all see 100marios as a human pretzel*
100marios:hey!wait!wha-
me:oh!thanks for reminding me!the bill!*hands 100marios the bill*ta ta!
random little kid of the street:oh cool!a human pretzel!:Pmommy,can i eat it?
mom:no,it might be contaninated!lets go *mom and son walk of*
100marios:hey!want about me?!i'm stuck!
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*tosses the bill*
I'm not paying for these kind of renovations!
Why I- oof!
*gets it jammed in his mouth*
..............
*stands there quietly while a tumble weed goes by*
............how do I get myself into these crazy affairs!....WOAH!
*falls over on his face*
*says in a muffled voice*
....ow...it really hurts to fall on your nose on a concrete ground!
*twitches, and tries to squrm to somebody who could pull himself together, for he can't exactly do it himself*
...grr......hey, cool! I can finally lick my elbow!
Hehe...
 
...I zee you got into more trouble while I waz gone.
*zhakez head*
Ya know, if u don't ztop thiz reclezz behavior, your really going to get hurt zome day...I zwear, kidz theze dayz, can't take care of themzelvez-_-
^_-
 
Teara said:
...I zee you got into more trouble while I waz gone.
*zhakez head*
Ya know, if u don't ztop thiz reclezz behavior, your really going to get hurt zome day...I zwear, kidz theze dayz, can't take care of themzelvez-_-
^_-
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*walks around with a cane and talks in a old man's voice again*
Why, in my days we didn't have forums! The closest thing we had was to write in the beach using sticks! And it took a good 15 miles sometimes to get to the nearest one! Kids you days, don't appreciate a single thing!
*walks shakily while crouched over*
ehh......ehh.......ehh.....hehe......ehh.
 
100marios said:
*walks around with a cane and talks in a old man's voice again*
Why, in my days we didn't have forums! The closest thing we had was to write in the beach using sticks! And it took a good 15 miles sometimes to get to the nearest one! Kids you days, don't appreciate a single thing!
*walks shakily while crouched over*
ehh......ehh.......ehh.....hehe......ehh.
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O-O
THE DOCTOR CAN FIX THAT!!!!!!*five miknutes later*ok 100marios,your not a human pretzel anymore,and now you are perfectly healthly!now,its TEARAS turn!
*1minute later*
well,teara,i hate to tell ya,but you have MONKEYOCULOSIS!!!!the most incurable disease in the WORLD!
what that is,don't ask me,i don't know.
 
Hey, guys, I'm back! ^-^ *pie gets thrown at face* Ugggh.. stupid pies.. Anyways, whatcha guys up to? ^^ I haven't come here cus I didn't felt like roleplaying Oo;;

*dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
Hey, guys, I'm back! ^-^ *pie gets thrown at face* Ugggh.. stupid pies.. Anyways, whatcha guys up to? ^^ I haven't come here cus I didn't felt like roleplaying Oo;;

*dies*
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Oh! Pie! Cool! What flavor?
........and I'm not a pretzel anymore! That was a very disturbing experience!
Hehe....
 
did someone say Pie!? i like pie! *throws a pie on 100marios' head* there, have pie! :P
 
Cloud said:
did someone say Pie!? i like pie! *throws a pie on 100marios' head* there, have pie! :P
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*Steps back from the impact*
Mmm! Apple! I love apple pie!
*gets two scoops of ice cream and mixes it all together*
*in chef voice*
Ho ho ho! I haf dun et! I haf made ze most delicious dish in ze whol world!
*curls mustache*
Ho ho!.....hehe.
 
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