The Comedians Club

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Sapphire Latios said:
*one of the cows gets into a tank* Teara! your making the cows into an army! *the cows are in Camo. now* crud!...RUN!!! :P *bakes a pie*

:os: have you hugged your Latios today?
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Huh? What are you ta-
*cow in a tank popz up behind her*
Gahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runz away*
I zwear I'll never eat another hamburger again! It'z all tofu from here! Honezt!
*Grabz Zcott'z pie and throwz it at cowz*
Darn! It didn't work!! Alright! I didn't want to do thiz but...
*whipz out canon*
Mwahahahhaha!
*firez it, getz blown away*
Dang nabbit! I held it backwardz!
 
Teara said:
Huh? What are you ta-
*cow in a tank popz up behind her*
Gahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runz away*
I zwear I'll never eat another hamburger again! It'z all tofu from here! Honezt!
*Grabz Zcott'z pie and throwz it at cowz*
Darn! It didn't work!! Alright! I didn't want to do thiz but...
*whipz out canon*
Mwahahahhaha!
*firez it, getz blown away*
Dang nabbit! I held it backwardz!
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*stops film*
Now class, that is how we lost the great bovine bonanza and are now under Cow rule!
*the cow principal comes in*
Cow: Moo moo, mo mo mooo!!
Me: Yes! Don't worry! I won't show that anymore!
*He goes away*
Hehe...
 
100marios said:
*stops film*
Now class, that is how we lost the great bovine bonanza and are now under Cow rule!
*the cow principal comes in*
Cow: Moo moo, mo mo mooo!!
Me: Yes! Don't worry! I won't show that anymore!
*He goes away*
Hehe...
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*meanwhile I plan a rebelion with my anti-bovine pork gang*
Now, we gotta zneak into the cow centrall of intellagence and...erm...blow it up! That'll zhow thoze no good bovinez!
*millitary cowz jump into room*
Them: moooo!
Me: mweeeee!
 
Teara said:
*meanwhile I plan a rebelion with my anti-bovine pork gang*
Now, we gotta zneak into the cow centrall of intellagence and...erm...blow it up! That'll zhow thoze no good bovinez!
*millitary cowz jump into room*
Them: moooo!
Me: mweeeee!
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*kung-fu cows hop in*
Mooo moo!
*motions forward with their hooves*
*the "Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting" song comes on*
Hehe.....
 
WOW!*goes up to the kung-fu cow* oh great cow,teach me your kung-fu ways ways!
 
*walks in the class* now to blow up the central area where them cows are, i brought a new General! General Blonde! *a dumb blonde walks in* okay class, General Blonde is going to show you how to throw a grenade! *the blonde takes the grenade, rips out the key and throws it out the window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *throws the dumb blonde out the window* Never mind class *gives the cow empire about 50 dumb blondes* they'll be retreating in a matter of hours...hehe XD
 
He he he.. Dumb blond jokes rule! =P I dunno why, they're funny, they make blondes seem so stupid XD

Anyways, gee, I was gone for one day and now you guys are way ahead of me >_<;;

*dies*
 
A blond iz driveing down a road when zhe zeez another blond in a row boat out in a field. Zhe ztopz the car and yellz out the window, "It'z people like you that make uz blondz look bad! And if I could zwim, I'd go out there and teach you a lezzon!"
:laugh: Zorry, I couldn't rezizt^_^;
 
yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD
 
Sapphire Latios said:
yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD
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XD...i don't get it :confused:
 
I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!

*dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!

*dies*
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Not only that, but they would keep flipping it over! There would be no end!
Hehe...

I don't exactly enjoy making fun of blondes, (the hair color makes no difference!) but have you guys heard this one? I'm sure you have....

If you want another way to keep a blonde entertained, put her in a circular room, and tell her to find a corner.

Interesting hehe.....
 
XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..

There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend..

"So, how'd you like it?"

The blond says,

"Its was okay, but I don't understand something.."

The black-haired dude says,

"What's that?"

The blond says..

"Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'

Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D

*dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..

There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend..

"So, how'd you like it?"

The blond says,

"Its was okay, but I don't understand something.."

The black-haired dude says,

"What's that?"

The blond says..

"Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'

Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D

*dies*
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Hahaha!
*slaps his leg*
I like that one! I think I've heard it before too!
...quarterback....hehe.....
 
i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle.
wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again.
wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor."
XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh:
*crickets chirp*.....
.....Well *I* thought it was funny!
 
XD! I thought that was funny :3

Anyways, you know when you're being interviewed for a job, you always give your resume? Well, here's some famous dumb resume stuff =P

Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette - My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotine - I can give your company a head start on the competition.

Hamlet - My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? after I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva - What do you mean this isn't business casual?

Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?

Weak, I know, I'll come out with better ones =D

*dies*
 
XD cartoon,those are funny

y...your...a GIRL again @-@!wow
 
piyoko said:
i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle.
wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again.
wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor."
XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh:
*crickets chirp*.....
.....Well *I* thought it was funny!
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Xd that is funny
Here is some funny links.
https://www.rathergood.com/biscuits/

https://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/

https://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
 
:laugh: OMG thoze were too funny Ice Master! A combination of kittenz and White Stripes, two of my favorite thing Yeah! Eeek! Quizonez thingz!
*beatz Quiznoez thingz with a ztick*
Hehehe, I'm going to have to zend thoze linkz to a friend! :laugh:
 
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