Previously on...
"WELL YESE OLD WHIPPERSNAPPERS, HOW DARES YOU MISBEHAVE COCOA LIKE THAT, I OWGTH TO CALL HARLOND GLOBETROTTERS ON YOUS"
Harlond Globetrotters #1 "Did someone call the,"
All of the sock padders "HHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRLLLLOOOOONNNNNDDDDDD GGGGGGLLLLLLLOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Breaks into song
"Well We Are the Harlond Globetrotters and we're here to....
Harlond Globetrotters #3 "Look Captain, I see something on the shoreline, could it be...It is, it is captain, it's the COUNT TO INFINITY!!!!"
H G#1 "Shiver me timbers your right, though i hear they have another name for it in the homeland. GET READY TO DOCK BOYS, WE'VE MADE IT!!!!!!!"
Harlond Globetrotter #4: "Captain, all the stuff has been loaded off the ship, shall we make camp?"
HG#1: "Yes HG#4, but I'm worried about the local's I know little about them."
Just then a rustling is heard in the bushes as the HG's turn a primitive clan of politician's walk out.
Chief politician: "ooga marogo Reggga?
HG#1 "O no, they speak a language straight out of spongebob, what shall we do?"
HG#5 "Don't worry chief I speak this language quite fluently"
HG#1 "But, but how?"
HG#5 "years of babysitting HG#2"
HG#2 "Keego mo?"
HG#1 "Ask them where this is, it doesn't look as much like the COUNT TO INFINITY," as from afar
HG#5 "Aboogo regga meso? Werearmaba TeggoCmoTeggoI.
Chief Leader "noga, siccoma, icaramba ci SPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
HG#3 "What did he say, what did he say?"
HG#5 "He said,-no silly, this is, SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HG#4 "AAIIEE!!! Captain, I've heard bad things about this place I think we should go back.
HG#1 "NO, A Harlond Globetrotter never quits."
HG#2 "Rimppa, jaremppo, ridens carrma, KIGGA wilto bagga"
HG#1 "HG#5!!!!"
HG#5 "That's cause everygame is fixed for us to win, or we get to take stuffed animals into there swimming pools"
HG#1 "Ya, well."
-really long silence-
"You still wet the bed, so ha"
HG#4 "..um, sir..."
HG#1 "shut up"
HG#1 has a really strange look on his head.
Tune in next time as the Harlond Globetrotters learn about the Politicians national pastime...or maybe not, I just write whatever, whenever.
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