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OKAY EVERYONE, THE BEST GROUP CONVO EVER [parts removed due to the excessive amount of XD's]:
Nica says:
Polly wanna cracker, Rene?
Nica says:
Rene, answer me! I'm getting offended here.
Rene says:
What do you mean?
Nica says:
Do you want a cracker?
Rene says:
Yes
Nica says:
-smiles upon Rene- here you go! A cracker for the good little boy :D
Rene says:
Ok, thanks
Nica says:
No problem, Rene-y
Rene says:
Do you have one too?
Rene says:
Just asking
Nica says:
A cracker?
Nica says:
I gave you my only one
Rene says:
Yeah
Rene says:
Oh
Nica says:
you selfish idiot
Rene says:
I see
Nica says:
D:
Rene says:
Sorry, but you can get another one
Nica says:
I can't...
Nica says:
you took my only one D:
Nick says:
WAY to go Rene. WAY to go.
Rene says:
Huh??
Nica says:
I miss my cracker...
Nica says:
It was very speshul to meee
Nick says:
Stealing crackers....
Rene says:
Never mind
Nica says:
I want my cracker back, k?
Rene says:
Ok, sure. There you go. *Returns the cracker to Nica*
Tyler says:
you can't return an already bitten cracker... >>
Nica says:
Ew, dog slobber >_>
Aizuke says:
Aids people!
Aizuke says:
Do you not know anything?!
Nica says:
Rene... buuut...
Nica says:
I need a new cracker.
Nica says:
But you ate it.
Nica says:
So how can I survive?
Rene says:
Okay, here you go. It's a new cracker, not a bitten one
Nica says:
I don't trust you D:
Rene says:
It's true, I bought a cracker for you. *Gives a new cracker to Nica*
Nica says:
Aw, that's so cute!
Nica says:
But no.
Nica says:
-chucks it onto Kenji-
Kenji says:
Yay, cracker <3
Rene says:
It's really true. If you don't believe, I will give you another new cracker
Nica says:
I'll throw this one at... Nick then, then Ben, then Tyler, then you.
Tyler says:
HOT POTATO
Nica says:
YES 8D
Nica says:
Spreading around the fun!
Tyler says:
and by fun we mean AIDS!
Nica says:
k Rene, where is my cracker?
Nica says:
YES!
Nica says:
8D
Aizuke says:
oh wtf, you still on about crackers?
Nica says:
I wanna spread about the cracker fun!
Nica says:
Got a spare ass crack, Rene?
Rene says:
Here you go, Nica. *Gives her a very new cracker
Nick says:
We've already gone through this. D<
Nick says:
Now stfu aboute the crackers.
Rene says:
Well, yes
Aizuke says:
Crack-a-lacous~
Nica says:
I get your ass crack now? lulz.
Nica says:
-throws at someone-
Nica says:
Enjoy~
Nica says:
k, we're done.
Nica says:
Rene, I'm over you.
Nica says:
Not literally.
Rene says:
What?
Nica says:
Make me happy, Rene
Tyler says:
AKA touch t3h penis
Nica says:
Yes Rene, touch yours.
Nick says:
Sex her up.
Nick says:
<3
Rene says:
My cracker?
Nick says:
Yes, your special cracker.
Rene says:
I touch it, it looks good
Nick says:
Now insert it into Nica's body.
Nica says:
wut no
Rene says:
What? you are kidding
Tyler says:
Crackers are meant to insert into mouths
Tyler says:
both ways... :3
Rene says:
Okay, I will do that. *inserts cracker into Nica's body*
Nica says:
Someone save me? D:
Nick says:
Now slowly move it up and down so she gets it all.
Nick says:
DO IT QUICKLY RENE!
Tyler says:
you've gotta do it really fast
Tyler says:
like
Tyler says:
in and out
Tyler says:
then repeat
Tyler says:
it gets the nice salty taste :D
Aizuke says:
Nica run. XDDD;;
Nica says:
I already ran
Nick says:
Otherwise it won't be happy anymore.
Nica says:
He caught me
Nica says:
with his asian eyes
Rene says:
*Put the cracker into Nica's body quickly*
Nica says:
STOPPPP
Nick says:
It's already in.
Tyler says:
Can I ask you a question? XD;
Tyler says:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!
Nick says:
You have to take it out a little bit, and then put it back in.
Nica says:
I feel sick now. D:
Nick says:
then repeat about 60 or so times.
Nick says:
Until it breaks and then all the crumbs go everywhere.
Nica says:
GUYS. STOP TALKING TO RENE AND GIVING HIM IDEAS. D:
Rene says:
Yeah, she is right
Nick says:
Ideas? This is basic knowlege D<
Tyler says:
meanwhile, she's the one -- XDDD
Nica says:
I'm the one whut
Kenji says:
IT"S BETTER WITH A WHOLE BOX OF CRACKERS.
Tyler says:
provoking him as well XDD
Tyler says:
Rene
Tyler says:
you do realize
Tyler says:
hot dogs are much better than crackers
Tyler says:
better yet
Tyler says:
sausages ;3
Nick says:
Rene, your cracker's sad.
Nick says:
Way to go.
Rene says:
Ok, I will make it happy. *touch my cracker again*
Nick says:
Now put it back in Nica! D<
Nick says:
Guide it.
Nica says:
uh no
Tyler says:
Rene
Tyler says:
how does the cracker feel?
Nick says:
Rene, you need to get more sexually involved or more involved with porn if you ever want to make that cracker happy again. D<
Rene says:
It feels happy
Rene says:
ok
Tyler says:
I meant
Tyler says:
texture wise
Tyler says:
is it nice and smooth?
Tyler says:
or rough like sandpaper
Rene says:
It's nice and smooth like you said
Nica says:
Is it inside your clothes?
Nick says:
No, Nica. His cracker is in your body. D<
Nica says:
I don't see it :<
Tyler says:
it's nice and smooth at least..
Tyler says:
you gotta give him that
Nica says:
Rene, Went might kill you, did you know that?
Tyler says:
Rene, Went is bad
Tyler says:
he's the one with a rough cracker
Tyler says:
that's a no-no >:
Nica says:
Whut no
Nick says:
Rene, how is that Nica can't see your cracker? Aren't you asian? O_o
Nica says:
Went prefers to have a smooth cracker...
Nick says:
Asian crackers aren't supposed to be small *~*
Nica says:
Yeah they are. o_o
Rene says:
*Puts a very smooth cracker into Nica's body*
Nica says:
RENE.
Nica says:
STOP IT.
[/b]Nick says:
Now you have to move it up and down! HURRY
Nica says:
Go fap on a tree.
Rene says:
Ok, I will stop
Nica says:
But go fap on a tree still
Nick says:
Too late, you already had intercourse! D:
Nica says:
No we didn't
Nica says:
I can't wait until Went kills Rene~
Tyler says:
Rene, did you be sure to put a condom on your cracker? D:
Rene says:
I am not sure
Nick says:
You took too long to respond. D:
Nick says:
You gave Nica aids. D:
Tyler says:
Nica
Nica says:
Yeah? D:
Tyler says:
sorry, but you'll need to go get an STD test
Tyler says:
you never know where his nice and smooth cracker has been
Tyler says:
I mean it could've been in the mouths of many people..
Nica says:
k, I'm doing it now... I mean, getting the test
Nica says:
Getting the test for my dog btw
Nica says:
He did it with my dog
Nick says:
Don't go back to Went until you take the test. D:
Tyler says:
Dog x Cracker shipping
Nica says:
What if I'm with Went now?
Nica says:
But the dog did it with Rene...
Nick says:
Then you're risking lives!! D:
Enjoy.