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The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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41810

I have just experienced the best moment in a conversation <3

... XDDDD;
 

41812

Um yeah, it's me o_o

I need to find some time later to post this awesome convo. XD;
 
41816, 41816 pieces of chicken XD
 

Vince: I've invented a new game. It's called "Pelt the Rabbit in His Big White Face". Yeah, I know, the title alone is pretty cool, but what you do, right, is there's this big rabbit and he's huge, he's like 6 foot, right, and he's got this massive face and, you're here, right? I mean, it doesn't matter where you are, right, you could be wherever, could be by a windmill, it doesn't matter, and what happens is, this rabbit starts to chase you, right, and you gotta run or if you can't, you could throw sesame seeds at him, or coins or whatever, or you could just take off your Chelsea boot and just take him out, 'cause if he catches you, he just throws you on the floor... and rapes you.
Howard: ...That isn't really a game, is it? It's more like a series of events. A series of horrific events... culminating in a rape.

I love this quote.

41818.
 
41819

OKAY EVERYONE, THE BEST GROUP CONVO EVER [parts removed due to the excessive amount of XD's]:

Nica says:
Polly wanna cracker, Rene?
Nica says:
Rene, answer me! I'm getting offended here.
Rene says:
What do you mean?
Nica says:
Do you want a cracker?
Rene says:
Yes
Nica says:
-smiles upon Rene- here you go! A cracker for the good little boy :D
Rene says:
Ok, thanks
Nica says:
No problem, Rene-y
Rene says:
Do you have one too?
Rene says:
Just asking
Nica says:
A cracker?
Nica says:
I gave you my only one
Rene says:
Yeah
Rene says:
Oh
Nica says:
you selfish idiot
Rene says:
I see
Nica says:
D:
Rene says:
Sorry, but you can get another one
Nica says:
I can't...
Nica says:
you took my only one D:
Nick says:
WAY to go Rene. WAY to go.
Rene says:
Huh??
Nica says:
I miss my cracker...
Nica says:
It was very speshul to meee
Nick says:
Stealing crackers....
Rene says:
Never mind
Nica says:
I want my cracker back, k?
Rene says:
Ok, sure. There you go. *Returns the cracker to Nica*
Tyler says:
you can't return an already bitten cracker... >>
Nica says:
Ew, dog slobber >_>
Aizuke says:
Aids people!
Aizuke says:
Do you not know anything?!
Nica says:
Rene... buuut...
Nica says:
I need a new cracker.
Nica says:
But you ate it.
Nica says:
So how can I survive?
Rene says:
Okay, here you go. It's a new cracker, not a bitten one
Nica says:
I don't trust you D:
Rene says:
It's true, I bought a cracker for you. *Gives a new cracker to Nica*
Nica says:
Aw, that's so cute!
Nica says:
But no.
Nica says:
-chucks it onto Kenji-
Kenji says:
Yay, cracker <3
Rene says:
It's really true. If you don't believe, I will give you another new cracker
Nica says:
I'll throw this one at... Nick then, then Ben, then Tyler, then you.
Tyler says:
HOT POTATO
Nica says:
YES 8D
Nica says:
Spreading around the fun!
Tyler says:
and by fun we mean AIDS!
Nica says:
k Rene, where is my cracker?
Nica says:
YES!
Nica says:
8D
Aizuke says:
oh wtf, you still on about crackers?
Nica says:
I wanna spread about the cracker fun!
Nica says:
Got a spare ass crack, Rene?
Rene says:
Here you go, Nica. *Gives her a very new cracker
Nick says:
We've already gone through this. D<
Nick says:
Now stfu aboute the crackers.
Rene says:
Well, yes
Aizuke says:
Crack-a-lacous~
Nica says:
I get your ass crack now? lulz.
Nica says:
-throws at someone-
Nica says:
Enjoy~
Nica says:
k, we're done.
Nica says:
Rene, I'm over you.
Nica says:
Not literally.
Rene says:
What?
Nica says:
Make me happy, Rene
Tyler says:
AKA touch t3h penis
Nica says:
Yes Rene, touch yours.
Nick says:
Sex her up.
Nick says:
<3
Rene says:
My cracker?
Nick says:
Yes, your special cracker.
Rene says:
I touch it, it looks good
Nick says:
Now insert it into Nica's body.
Nica says:
wut no
Rene says:
What? you are kidding
Tyler says:
Crackers are meant to insert into mouths
Tyler says:
both ways... :3
Rene says:
Okay, I will do that. *inserts cracker into Nica's body*
Nica says:
Someone save me? D:
Nick says:
Now slowly move it up and down so she gets it all.
Nick says:
DO IT QUICKLY RENE!
Tyler says:
you've gotta do it really fast
Tyler says:
like
Tyler says:
in and out
Tyler says:
then repeat
Tyler says:
it gets the nice salty taste :D
Aizuke says:
Nica run. XDDD;;
Nica says:
I already ran
Nick says:
Otherwise it won't be happy anymore.
Nica says:
He caught me
Nica says:
with his asian eyes
Rene says:
*Put the cracker into Nica's body quickly*
Nica says:
STOPPPP
Nick says:
It's already in.
Tyler says:
Can I ask you a question? XD;
Tyler says:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!
Nick says:
You have to take it out a little bit, and then put it back in.
Nica says:
I feel sick now. D:
Nick says:
then repeat about 60 or so times.
Nick says:
Until it breaks and then all the crumbs go everywhere.
Nica says:
GUYS. STOP TALKING TO RENE AND GIVING HIM IDEAS. D:
Rene says:
Yeah, she is right
Nick says:
Ideas? This is basic knowlege D<
Tyler says:
meanwhile, she's the one -- XDDD
Nica says:
I'm the one whut
Kenji says:
IT"S BETTER WITH A WHOLE BOX OF CRACKERS.
Tyler says:
provoking him as well XDD
Tyler says:
Rene
Tyler says:
you do realize
Tyler says:
hot dogs are much better than crackers
Tyler says:
better yet
Tyler says:
sausages ;3
Nick says:
Rene, your cracker's sad.
Nick says:
Way to go.
Rene says:
Ok, I will make it happy. *touch my cracker again*
Nick says:
Now put it back in Nica! D<
Nick says:
Guide it.
Nica says:
uh no
Tyler says:
Rene
Tyler says:
how does the cracker feel?
Nick says:
Rene, you need to get more sexually involved or more involved with porn if you ever want to make that cracker happy again. D<
Rene says:
It feels happy
Rene says:
ok
Tyler says:
I meant
Tyler says:
texture wise
Tyler says:
is it nice and smooth?
Tyler says:
or rough like sandpaper
Rene says:
It's nice and smooth like you said
Nica says:
Is it inside your clothes?
Nick says:
No, Nica. His cracker is in your body. D<
Nica says:
I don't see it :<
Tyler says:
it's nice and smooth at least..
Tyler says:
you gotta give him that
Nica says:
Rene, Went might kill you, did you know that?
Tyler says:
Rene, Went is bad
Tyler says:
he's the one with a rough cracker
Tyler says:
that's a no-no >:
Nica says:
Whut no
Nick says:
Rene, how is that Nica can't see your cracker? Aren't you asian? O_o
Nica says:
Went prefers to have a smooth cracker...
Nick says:
Asian crackers aren't supposed to be small *~*
Nica says:
Yeah they are. o_o
Rene says:
*Puts a very smooth cracker into Nica's body*
Nica says:
RENE.
Nica says:
STOP IT.
[/b]Nick says:
Now you have to move it up and down! HURRY
Nica says:
Go fap on a tree.
Rene says:
Ok, I will stop
Nica says:
But go fap on a tree still
Nick says:
Too late, you already had intercourse! D:
Nica says:
No we didn't
Nica says:
I can't wait until Went kills Rene~
Tyler says:
Rene, did you be sure to put a condom on your cracker? D:
Rene says:
I am not sure
Nick says:
You took too long to respond. D:
Nick says:
You gave Nica aids. D:
Tyler says:
Nica
Nica says:
Yeah? D:
Tyler says:
sorry, but you'll need to go get an STD test
Tyler says:
you never know where his nice and smooth cracker has been
Tyler says:
I mean it could've been in the mouths of many people..
Nica says:
k, I'm doing it now... I mean, getting the test
Nica says:
Getting the test for my dog btw
Nica says:
He did it with my dog
Nick says:
Don't go back to Went until you take the test. D:
Tyler says:
Dog x Cracker shipping
Nica says:
What if I'm with Went now?
Nica says:
But the dog did it with Rene...
Nick says:
Then you're risking lives!! D:

Enjoy.
 
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Relyt said:
41820

That part just made me lol hysterically... XD
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Nah,

"Rene says:
Ok, I will make it happy. *touch my cracker again*"

was the best part. Totally. XDD;

& munna: can't be effed to. :D
 
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