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The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four words limit) - V3.0

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The fumes of these adhesives have given me a headache, I'm gonna go to bed.

Don't go calling me a queen, ok? It really does hurt.

I think I'll have to sleep in my underwear though, this sickness has caused me to become quite hot, also resulting in an unfortunate stickiness.

Night night.
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This guy is obsessed with beds. o.o'

62784.
 
You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy? Intrigue ya does it boy? My Thumb? Let me tell ya 'bout it. I come from a long line of hitchhikers, all with bleedin' massive thumbs. You see the thumb its a tremendous boom to the hitchhiker, helps with work. Ya know what I mean? Only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff, Disgusting! Even the queen mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda, 'Aagh! What adhesive is it!? Get it out of here! It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!' she'd say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman: part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it. He grabbed onto it, it was like he was making love to it with his underpants on his sting. In and out, in and out, more and more! Oh the pus, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening. Oh for days I was in a trance. The cause unknown. But when I came to, there it was. Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion! 'A miracle!' I said, 'A miracle, you're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?' And he said to me, 'Five hundred euros.' 'Five hundred euros!? You won't see penny one from me you ••••!' And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull into a pile of stikiness I could see in his little insect face, could see him thinkin', 'Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb! And now it's killing me! My own beastly creation, killin' me dead. The sweet irony.' I think he was sayin' that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he coulda just been •••••' himself.

Gotta post my favourite boosh quote here.

62786.
 
62787.

I'm watching that Pokemon movie with Darkrai in it again. I didn't realized how bad it was until just now.

Munna, you post is... NUMBERLESS!
 
62788

I have to do my school stuffs today since I'm not gonna get it done in class tomorrow... specially for media. Damn. I wanna be lazy. D:
 
62791~

A little Random, but:

.Pichu-kun
.Pichu-kun
.Pichu-kun
.Pichu-kun
.Pichu-kun

EDIT: I like my name Orange..or green. ;P
 
62793.

Tater tot
Tater tot
Tater tot
Tater tot
Tater tot

Thought it would be fun to play along with the color game~
 
62795
Ok I rolled a 7 if anyone can beat that they can go first.
 
62796.

I get to be the little pot of gold~ Oh crap, I rolled a one. D:
 
62797

Cuz nobody wants to go it on their own~

It's on teh radio :DDD
 
62798.

I got a jail card. D: *cries* At least I have this wonderful Cappuccino tonight. :3
 
62799
My Turn! *rolls dice* I got a five! *moves 5 spaces*
Reading Railroad! (I forget, can we buy properties on the first time around the board? If so, then I buy the railroad I landed on!)
 
62800

Wtf this is a counting game not a board game. Learn your games.
 
61801
But we are counting as we play Nica! now are you gonna roll or pass the dice on?
 
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