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The Count to Infinity V7.0 (Over a year old and counting!)

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If Pokemon were real none of us kids would be in school. Instead, we'd be battling our ends off and climbing mountains like gosh darn pros and defeating evil organizations who would probably be a lot smarter than the ones in-game. ...Which would be kind of cool, though I'd honestly be scared to take on the evil organizations.
 
209202.

If pokemon was real, there wouldn't be so much obsesity in the world and everyone would be able to stand up for their own justice.
 
209203

I'd be more suited to be a Breeder. Though not one of those Breeders who breed to perfection, mind you. It'd be like dog breeding: You get what you get whether you like it or not. After all, how many people attempt to breed a perfect child? I don't want to know the answer to this; my faith in humanity is not the highest.

But I'd prolly have all the Eeveelutions in my house just chilling.
 
209206

I would be a time traveler in order to catch Pokemon with perfect stats. Being among the hundreds if not thousands of trainers on Route Whatever, riding their bike, hatching eggs, and releasing those that are not up to par. Stuffing performance enhancing drugs down the throats of my newborn Pokemon. Forcing them to hold weird heavy objects while KOing the same dozens of low leveled Pokemon. Then after that, I'd force them to battle Pokemon that are obviously too powerful for them and switch them out until they could fend for themselves. Then I'd KO everything until I somehow knew that they reached level 100. Finally, I'd use them to battle other trainers like myself via a technology known as the "wi-fi club".
 
209208

Oh Malyka, maybe you shouldn't have gotten pregnant then!
 
209213

Without kids, there is no pregnancy. I mean, without pregnancy there is no kids.
 
209215

By the PC staff.

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daycare man*

YEAH IDK WHAT I WAS THINKING THERE.
 
209217

Yes, I decided to make you pregnant specifically. Sorry!
 
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