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Spill coffee on my 'lap', I could call myself Jessica Rabbit.

Aboot all I can garn from a forum poster is some hints as to age/smarts/smarm. Gender sometimes. But both of those can be quite questionable considering pro-choice lifestyles.

I'm a pro-choice jerk. I'll be one when I want to.
 
6̮͔͚̥̹̝̹̣̥̣̳̭̜̞̠̻̰̽ͥ͆ͩ͞͞͡͠6̨͍͔͔͕̞̤͉̠͔̺̣̬̽̽̿̿̃͗͟͠͡6̋̓͒̇̾͂̊̋̓ͣ̏͋̊ͪ̓̌̃ͦ҉̡͕̖̯̪̮̙̗͉̯̫̩̩̀͞Ṭ̴̖̦̻̲̳̺̞̖̉͗̆̎ͭ̿̇ͩͨͅḢ̸̔ͪ̿̾̒̎͊̿ͬͫ̐͝͏̨̘͙̩̙̣͖̥̪̥̥͇͖̜̦͓̕ ̢̛̪̟͎̻̼̙̬ͨ͂ͥ̅ͮ͂͗̿ͨ́ͮ̀̚͘͞ͅͅP̵̸͎̩̩͌̃ͬ̓̓̏ͦ̆̑ͤ̿̾͋ͭͥ͊͒͛̆͟͝͝ͅO̶̸̵̸̢̯̪̩͕̙͍͔̬̽̽̋̾͌ͭͩ͌̇ͤ̇̔ͮͯ̚S͉͚̟̣̤̗͖͓̬̣̙͔̱̏ͥ͋͋̀̾͛̕͡T̢̛͈̲̭̜͙̣̯̱̩̳͈̭͙̜̾̑̍̽̈́ͦ͑̄̽̀̍͒͛͆ͤ͡.̛̌͒̑̒̌͌ͥ̄̂͗̃̀͗̈ͣͨ͠҉̭̼̭̖̱
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̸̛͑̓̉͐̂͋ͬ̇ͮͣ̌͋̚̕҉̨̭͖̮͙̖͎̪̜̦ͅT͒̇ͪ͛̎̈́̓̂ͪ͗̾̎ͥ̍͌͏̧̠̥̮͈̖̤̖͝Hͬͣ̃ͯ̄͢͏̬̭͔̮̫̱̗͙̤͖̟̭̯̝͕̬̬̠̀͞͡EȨ̠̰̻̮͗͒͂̀̂͢ ̢̩͖͈̖̙͔̗͎̰̥̦̮̦̫̍ͣ̅ͥ͛ͦ̄ͨ̓ͦ͋̏̑̒́̀͢ͅS̢̝̺̥̜̠̭̬͍͓̳̗̫̗͔̫͓̤̱̈́ͦͧ̆͊̔̂ͮ̂̒̓ͧ̌ͬͤͥ̕͜͡ͅC̦̹̭̟̦̙̱͍̗̮̮̝̮̹̬͍͖̱̒͌̄̾̉̍ͦ͛͊̐͘͜͜͠Ị̢̛̪̱̙͖̜͕̹̜̭͓̭̙̖̞͇̪̓̒ͦ̉̍́̕͟Ę̴̤͕̳͖̖̰̠͛̄̏̒͂̓͋ͮ̋͜͝Ņ̑̔ͫ̃҉̻̜̰̭͎̟̰͓̖͈̺͉̖̭̩͘T̫͙̤͛͆ͤ̄͑̓͑̽̈́ͧͥͪͮ́̚Ĩ̡̭̙̪̼͙̠̮̬̬̰̫͙̪̖̤͔͖͇̦̀ͮ̈́͂ͧ̂ͤͮ͐͗̓ͬ̿͜S̵͖̟͉̳̞̩̱̩̯̮͕͙̠͉͛͒͒ͪ̀͒͐͂̉̈T͎̗̫̝͓͙͕̞̠͚͎̲͚̦͉ͭ̿̌̽̽̄ͤͩ͗̂͢͠,ͬ̉̾̋ͩ̋ͪ͛̂ͨͣ̊̈́̚̕͏̴̩̥͇͉͇̦̮̰̞̭̠̝̻̣ ̶̡͚̱̥̱̪̦͉̫͚͚̯̱͈͛̍̽ͪͣ̄̍HȞ̵̢͖̼̣̹͖̪͊̇̏͐̈̇́͜͡Į̊̂̃̃͆ͭ̉̔̍̓͌̾ͯ̂̄҉̛͇͓͔͙̪̤̣̬̫̦̜̞͔̳̝̫̙̝V̶͚̺̖̖̹͔̅̓ͦ̊̋̌̎́E̸̛̞̫̤̻̳̟͓̱ͭ͊́͋̂ͩ͊̅͒͊ͣ̃ͪ̽̀̌̚M̡͓͈͚̮̝̙͉̻͐̿̓̏͗̂̔͌̏ͫͪ̌̃̈̚͠͡ͅĮͯ͒̈́̉͒͝͞͝͏̬̹̱̦̹Nͫ͂ͣͬ̃͋̂̋͠͞͏̧̻̜̭̗̺̣̬̩͎̱̬͙͔̩͕̺̞̙͡ͅD̡͔̜̥̬͈̮͓͇͉̫͉̅͋̐ͬͧ̋ͧ͐͑̓͌͌͘͟͜ ̧̢̣͓̺͓̳̭͇̣̩̹̳̱̓̑͊ͫͮͫ̽̋͂͘͜͝ͅŎ̢̮͓̣̱̩͍̙͍̻̣̭̮̻͍̞ͯ̓̀͜͡F̷̯͈̯̠̩̫̜̝̱̗̪̞͙̖̖̥͎̺̍̾ͭ͗ͯ̍̔̍̈ͥ͗ͫ͒̒̕͢ ̅̋̓̆̓ͯ͏̧̖̪̬͇͠C̡̫̠̰͎̦̹̭͚͚͚̎̌ͭ̑ͨ̋̈̓ͤͣ́ͅH̴̵̴͍̣̤̫̯̎͗̌ͫ̓ͮ̂̿̉ͯ̌͌̚͝ͅÄ̵̲̱̤̤̰͉̥̥͇̰̼͉͙̖́̿̿̄̽̋̔ͬ̀͂͗̑ͭ̅͐͘͜Ŏ̅̾̋́͢͝͏̲̺̣͓̱͓S̍ͩ̔̓͒̂̉͏̪̟͈̪̜̠̫͚̲̹͕̗͕̥̯͟ͅ,̶̜̭̣̤̯͇͔̲̝͈̙̮̈́ͤͧ̂̏ͤ̍̕͞ͅ ͑̑́́̈̓̊̈͆͊̐ͮ̀̾ͩ͋̾̽̋͟͏̵̧͓̭̮̭̩̺͈̼̤̪̲͡R̸̛͑͋̾ͫ͝͏̛̺͈̙͚̳͉̫̞͕͍͖͔̯U̶͕͍̜̪̥̝̦̜̙̥̗̝̣̠̥̍ͤ̆ͭ͛ͥͧ̉ͯ̈̌ͣ̉͊̆ͨ̍͟ͅL̡ͨ͆ͣ̾͒ͬ͛̀͌ͤͭͩ͗ͧ̑̓ͭ͘͢͏̫͕̩͡E̡̛̥͇̻ͪ̋ͯ̈̐ͅR̵̙̦͇̱̝̻͚̮͓̭̘̦̟͇̯͛̍̈ͮͪ̈̽̓̆̂̏͊͟͟͠ͅ ̶̨̜̰͙̟̗ͪͧ̈́ͬͪ̓͌̍̋̐̈͛͛͊̽ͯͩ̕͟Ơ̬̠̘͍̜͈͓̖̠̙̗͉̹͙̫̜͗ͤ̔ͯ͂̊͌̄̇͊ͤ̋͆̈ͬ̚̕͢F̸̨̛͔̪̥̠̳̘̋ͮͥ̓̈́͊̓ͩ́̑ͪͪͨ̈́ͯ̽̓͒ͤ͟ ̴̟͕̼̼̥̽ͧ͛ͮͫ̒̉̑ͨͤͨͭ͊̔̓͟͠P̛̼̰̪̖͎̠͇̬̘̜͙ͩ̐̎͗ͤ͒̐̅͐̔ͫ͂͆̈́ͭ̎ͤ̅ͯ͝A̩͕̖͚̖̤͕̩̲͚̖̗͚̙̱͚͔ͦ̋͒͋͋̌͊̏ͯ̆̃ͯ̀͒ͣ́̀ͅN̻̩̻̤̩̺̮̻͕͉ͫ́̓͂ͨ̌̆̓̅ͨͦͫ̊́̌̀̚͘̕͜͠D̷͈̬̪̪͈͙̰̻̝͎̖̲̱̝̤̯̥̎̄̔ͨ̋̐͋͗͑́͘E̵̝̜͕̜͉̹̠͖͓̩̥̗͎͊̂̈̔͛̊̄ͤ͐̀͒͊ͥ͆́̀Ṃ̷̸̷̤͖̩̩̙̱̞̱̅ͣ̈́̈ͦͨ̒̑͗̔ͬ͞MƠ̵̱̜̼̥̟̣̐̇̾̈̒͊ͩ͛̒̑̽̋̀̎̊̒̕̕͡ͅN̥̬̣͇͎͓͑̈́͌ͥ̈́͢͞I̷͋̃̐ͥ͐̏̓͐̒̆̀̾͑͒̓̾͌ͮ̀҉̹͍̯͔͓͙̗̹͖̞̥̟̦͞ͅU̸̬͎̖̩͆̒̿͒͛̌̑̔ͥ͡ͅM̸̡̱̙͇̼̗̖͔̜̲͔͈͓̼̙͖̙͙̐̍͌ͨͭͧ͊͝ͅ.̷̷̸̠͕̞̼̺̱̻̩̩̮̖̘̔͆ͪ̌͐ͥ̍ͪ͐̄ͣ͂ͫ͒ͪ͛̉̀͠
 
6̮͔͚̥̹̝̹̣̥̣̳̭̜̞̠̻̰̽ͥ͆ͩ͞͞͡͠6̨͍͔͔͕̞̤͉̠͔̺̣̬̽̽̿̿̃͗͟͠͡6̋̓͒̇̾͂̊̋̓ͣ̏͋̊ͪ̓̌̃ͦ҉̡͕̖̯̪̮̙̗͉̯̫̩̩̀͞Ṭ̴̖̦̻̲̳̺̞̖̉͗̆̎ͭ̿̇ͩͨͅḢ̸̔ͪ̿̾̒̎͊̿ͬͫ̐͝͏̨̘͙̩̙̣͖̥̪̥̥͇͖̜̦͓̕ ̢̛̪̟͎̻̼̙̬ͨ͂ͥ̅ͮ͂͗̿ͨ́ͮ̀̚͘͞ͅͅP̵̸͎̩̩͌̃ͬ̓̓̏ͦ̆̑ͤ̿̾͋ͭͥ͊͒͛̆͟͝͝ͅO̶̸̵̸̢̯̪̩͕̙͍͔̬̽̽̋̾͌ͭͩ͌̇ͤ̇̔ͮͯ̚S͉͚̟̣̤̗͖͓̬̣̙͔̱̏ͥ͋͋̀̾͛̕͡T̢̛͈̲̭̜͙̣̯̱̩̳͈̭͙̜̾̑̍̽̈́ͦ͑̄̽̀̍͒͛͆ͤ͡.̛̌͒̑̒̌͌ͥ̄̂͗̃̀͗̈ͣͨ͠҉̭̼̭̖̱
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̸̛͑̓̉͐̂͋ͬ̇ͮͣ̌͋̚̕҉̨̭͖̮͙̖͎̪̜̦ͅT͒̇ͪ͛̎̈́̓̂ͪ͗̾̎ͥ̍͌͏̧̠̥̮͈̖̤̖͝Hͬͣ̃ͯ̄͢͏̬̭͔̮̫̱̗͙̤͖̟̭̯̝͕̬̬̠̀͞͡EȨ̠̰̻̮͗͒͂̀̂͢ ̢̩͖͈̖̙͔̗͎̰̥̦̮̦̫̍ͣ̅ͥ͛ͦ̄ͨ̓ͦ͋̏̑̒́̀͢ͅS̢̝̺̥̜̠̭̬͍͓̳̗̫̗͔̫͓̤̱̈́ͦͧ̆͊̔̂ͮ̂̒̓ͧ̌ͬͤͥ̕͜͡ͅC̦̹̭̟̦̙̱͍̗̮̮̝̮̹̬͍͖̱̒͌̄̾̉̍ͦ͛͊̐͘͜͜͠Ị̢̛̪̱̙͖̜͕̹̜̭͓̭̙̖̞͇̪̓̒ͦ̉̍́̕͟Ę̴̤͕̳͖̖̰̠͛̄̏̒͂̓͋ͮ̋͜͝Ņ̑̔ͫ̃҉̻̜̰̭͎̟̰͓̖͈̺͉̖̭̩͘T̫͙̤͛͆ͤ̄͑̓͑̽̈́ͧͥͪͮ́̚Ĩ̡̭̙̪̼͙̠̮̬̬̰̫͙̪̖̤͔͖͇̦̀ͮ̈́͂ͧ̂ͤͮ͐͗̓ͬ̿͜S̵͖̟͉̳̞̩̱̩̯̮͕͙̠͉͛͒͒ͪ̀͒͐͂̉̈T͎̗̫̝͓͙͕̞̠͚͎̲͚̦͉ͭ̿̌̽̽̄ͤͩ͗̂͢͠,ͬ̉̾̋ͩ̋ͪ͛̂ͨͣ̊̈́̚̕͏̴̩̥͇͉͇̦̮̰̞̭̠̝̻̣ ̶̡͚̱̥̱̪̦͉̫͚͚̯̱͈͛̍̽ͪͣ̄̍HȞ̵̢͖̼̣̹͖̪͊̇̏͐̈̇́͜͡Į̊̂̃̃͆ͭ̉̔̍̓͌̾ͯ̂̄҉̛͇͓͔͙̪̤̣̬̫̦̜̞͔̳̝̫̙̝V̶͚̺̖̖̹͔̅̓ͦ̊̋̌̎́E̸̛̞̫̤̻̳̟͓̱ͭ͊́͋̂ͩ͊̅͒͊ͣ̃ͪ̽̀̌̚M̡͓͈͚̮̝̙͉̻͐̿̓̏͗̂̔͌̏ͫͪ̌̃̈̚͠͡ͅĮͯ͒̈́̉͒͝͞͝͏̬̹̱̦̹Nͫ͂ͣͬ̃͋̂̋͠͞͏̧̻̜̭̗̺̣̬̩͎̱̬͙͔̩͕̺̞̙͡ͅD̡͔̜̥̬͈̮͓͇͉̫͉̅͋̐ͬͧ̋ͧ͐͑̓͌͌͘͟͜ ̧̢̣͓̺͓̳̭͇̣̩̹̳̱̓̑͊ͫͮͫ̽̋͂͘͜͝ͅŎ̢̮͓̣̱̩͍̙͍̻̣̭̮̻͍̞ͯ̓̀͜͡F̷̯͈̯̠̩̫̜̝̱̗̪̞͙̖̖̥͎̺̍̾ͭ͗ͯ̍̔̍̈ͥ͗ͫ͒̒̕͢ ̅̋̓̆̓ͯ͏̧̖̪̬͇͠C̡̫̠̰͎̦̹̭͚͚͚̎̌ͭ̑ͨ̋̈̓ͤͣ́ͅH̴̵̴͍̣̤̫̯̎͗̌ͫ̓ͮ̂̿̉ͯ̌͌̚͝ͅÄ̵̲̱̤̤̰͉̥̥͇̰̼͉͙̖́̿̿̄̽̋̔ͬ̀͂͗̑ͭ̅͐͘͜Ŏ̅̾̋́͢͝͏̲̺̣͓̱͓S̍ͩ̔̓͒̂̉͏̪̟͈̪̜̠̫͚̲̹͕̗͕̥̯͟ͅ,̶̜̭̣̤̯͇͔̲̝͈̙̮̈́ͤͧ̂̏ͤ̍̕͞ͅ ͑̑́́̈̓̊̈͆͊̐ͮ̀̾ͩ͋̾̽̋͟͏̵̧͓̭̮̭̩̺͈̼̤̪̲͡R̸̛͑͋̾ͫ͝͏̛̺͈̙͚̳͉̫̞͕͍͖͔̯U̶͕͍̜̪̥̝̦̜̙̥̗̝̣̠̥̍ͤ̆ͭ͛ͥͧ̉ͯ̈̌ͣ̉͊̆ͨ̍͟ͅL̡ͨ͆ͣ̾͒ͬ͛̀͌ͤͭͩ͗ͧ̑̓ͭ͘͢͏̫͕̩͡E̡̛̥͇̻ͪ̋ͯ̈̐ͅR̵̙̦͇̱̝̻͚̮͓̭̘̦̟͇̯͛̍̈ͮͪ̈̽̓̆̂̏͊͟͟͠ͅ ̶̨̜̰͙̟̗ͪͧ̈́ͬͪ̓͌̍̋̐̈͛͛͊̽ͯͩ̕͟Ơ̬̠̘͍̜͈͓̖̠̙̗͉̹͙̫̜͗ͤ̔ͯ͂̊͌̄̇͊ͤ̋͆̈ͬ̚̕͢F̸̨̛͔̪̥̠̳̘̋ͮͥ̓̈́͊̓ͩ́̑ͪͪͨ̈́ͯ̽̓͒ͤ͟ ̴̟͕̼̼̥̽ͧ͛ͮͫ̒̉̑ͨͤͨͭ͊̔̓͟͠P̛̼̰̪̖͎̠͇̬̘̜͙ͩ̐̎͗ͤ͒̐̅͐̔ͫ͂͆̈́ͭ̎ͤ̅ͯ͝A̩͕̖͚̖̤͕̩̲͚̖̗͚̙̱͚͔ͦ̋͒͋͋̌͊̏ͯ̆̃ͯ̀͒ͣ́̀ͅN̻̩̻̤̩̺̮̻͕͉ͫ́̓͂ͨ̌̆̓̅ͨͦͫ̊́̌̀̚͘̕͜͠D̷͈̬̪̪͈͙̰̻̝͎̖̲̱̝̤̯̥̎̄̔ͨ̋̐͋͗͑́͘E̵̝̜͕̜͉̹̠͖͓̩̥̗͎͊̂̈̔͛̊̄ͤ͐̀͒͊ͥ͆́̀Ṃ̷̸̷̤͖̩̩̙̱̞̱̅ͣ̈́̈ͦͨ̒̑͗̔ͬ͞MƠ̵̱̜̼̥̟̣̐̇̾̈̒͊ͩ͛̒̑̽̋̀̎̊̒̕̕͡ͅN̥̬̣͇͎͓͑̈́͌ͥ̈́͢͞I̷͋̃̐ͥ͐̏̓͐̒̆̀̾͑͒̓̾͌ͮ̀҉̹͍̯͔͓͙̗̹͖̞̥̟̦͞ͅU̸̬͎̖̩͆̒̿͒͛̌̑̔ͥ͡ͅM̸̡̱̙͇̼̗̖͔̜̲͔͈͓̼̙͖̙͙̐̍͌ͨͭͧ͊͝ͅ.̷̷̸̠͕̞̼̺̱̻̩̩̮̖̘̔͆ͪ̌͐ͥ̍ͪ͐̄ͣ͂ͫ͒ͪ͛̉̀͠










Do I even want to know what's going on here?
 
OMG, I almost spilled some gravy from dinner on my parents keyboard. x____x;
 
I eat at the computer all the time, and drink. My keyboard is so dirty it is beyond cleaning. I mean wow, you have probably never seen a keyboard this dirty.
 
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