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Hey has anyone seen Code?
I've not seen them on this recently..
He's at my house right now.
Hey has anyone seen Code?
I've not seen them on this recently..
Has this turned into some sort of kidnap situation? =/He's at my house right now.
If he's knocked out, you don't have the fun of hearing him plead for his life..
Also, is tickling with feathers evil enough? ;o
I really liked the last 2! =DIf it is a kidnap situation, I'd love to be an accessory and give suggestions!
Like:
- Cut off his ear and mail it to his family with a letter of ransom
- Give him a TV, but only allow him to watch Dora the Explorer
- Make sure to use a location scrambling thingy you see only in the movies and as well as a voice changer thingy, also in the movies (cause that isn't cliche enough XD)
- Make him eat "happy" pills that knock him out, so you don't have to deal with him whining and such
- Chain him to the floor!
Hey, what do you know?Too bad none of here were morally ambiguous enough to follow through with a kidnapping (at least I am assuming that). XD
If I kidnapped some person...
I would use a mechanics engine hoist to hold their hog-tied body off the ground. They would be restrained with duck tape and cable ties, be in their undergarments, splattered in non-flavored yogurt and kept in an industrial walk-in cooler (to chill the yogurt). If I had a voice scrambler it would be the kind used in/at a drive-thru as experienced from fast food joints.
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Lion King? "Be Prepared" was such a good song.