The craziest thing happened today playing basketball. I got pwnd so hard, it was terrifying
So today I was chillin at the court and I bumped into a friend turned semi-acquaintance. He was still pissed at me because I went to see his girlfriend whom I'm friends with. So I said "I guess your still mad at me. Which personally, I think is crap". He didn't say anything so I yelled out "We still not friends?" He looked at me and said "Ya know what? I'll play you for it" He said game to 11, Winner's ball.
I gave him a look like "are you frickin serious?". He said "For our friendship". So I walked away, obviously someone who wants to bet on friendship is an ass. He then called me out on it. "So I guess you don't wanna be friends no more, dickweed?" I stopped and turned back. I decided to play. I was gonna own his ass hard. So we start with my ball, pump faked and shot. He blocked my shot, and jay'd it in my face. I took the ball and passed to him. He said "You always started off with the same thing". I shook my head and played D. He slid past me and dunked it. I sighed and passed the ball again.
After a bunch of crazy ass dunks, jay's in my mouth, and me not scoring a point, he self-alley'd and dunk, dropped my ball and walked away. I asked him where he was going. He said that was game and that we still weren't friends. When he walked I laughed because I put the ball in the hoop 11 times and won the game. Turns out the dumbass couldn't count. When he walked away it was 10-0. I guess I'm friends with a dumbass again, lucky me.