The Daily Chit-Chat

[luke]

Working, clubbing, video games, finishing moving the stuff out of my old apartment.

 

[mishy.]

I'm probably just going to hang on the computer, and hang out with my sister this weekend, aye.

Oh, and study for my Biology test I have this upcoming Tuesday.

 

[Her]

biology is such an easy subject once you get alleles and punnet squares covered

 

[Morgnarok]

Ya,i had biology my 10th grade year in high school.

 

[Bloo]

biology is such an easy subject once you get alleles and punnet squares covered

Mostly- yes. This year I'm taking Enviornmental Science :/

 

[ThatKidMike]

Yup,Going on saturday to a high school foot ball game with this girl i like and a few of her friends.Shes a freshmen,sunday gotta cut my lawn and prob will hang with my girlfriend and then on monday ill prob hang with the freshmen girl or a friend.

Oh and tommarow i gotta go walk 5 miles to go get a friend who is 19 to buy me a carton of cigs.

So yup peaceful and fun 3 day weekend

Aww how cute, he thinks hes better then people on the same website as him.

Oh yeah? Gonna go get a carton of cigs? Listen, I've smoked weed my fair share of times, nobody thinks you're cool, nobody thinks you're a hard ass for doing it, it just makes you look like an ass for gloating about it. Get real kid.

Edit: Meant to quote your other statement too

 

[Captain Hobo.]

This weekend I am going to play a lot of video games.

 

[bayonetta.]

This weekend I plan to go see Scott Pilgrim vs The World, and maybe buy some new jeans? I dunno. Might also try to finish Metroid Prime: Corruption in preparation for Other M, which I'm getting on Tuesday.

>interesting
>not really

 

[Bloo]

Aww how cute, he thinks hes better then people on the same website as him.

Oh yeah? Gonna go get a carton of cigs? Listen, I've smoked weed my fair share of times, nobody thinks you're cool, nobody thinks you're a hard ass for doing it, it just makes you look like an ass for gloating about it. Get real kid.

Edit: Meant to quote your other statement too

I second that, but don't be rude :[. You realize you are hurting your health at an age where you're too young to do it, right? With that said, make your own decisions.

 

[Limey-chan]

Can't we all just GET ALONG, people? ;; actual tears right now

But in seriousness, i'm making a new theme. Again. Because I literally have nothing else to do at 3am on a Saturday morning. Woop.

 

[ThatKidMike]

I second that, but don't be rude :[. You realize you are hurting your health at an age where you're too young to do it, right? With that said, make your own decisions.

I'm aware, I haven't smoked in a long time, quit awhile ago. It really isn't THAT terrible for you, aside from the obvious lung damage, but people have ways around it. That being said, I'm sure I'm not alone when I say i don't want this topic to delve into the morality and health hazards around weed.

Also, I'll actually contribute something, since I feel like I'm effing up the topic.

This weekend I'm going to the state fair with some friends as a last hurrah since it'll be the last weekend of summer.

 

[A Pixy]

Spoiler:

[jq]Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the
Stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the
Street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know the place... Well anyway, back
Then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy!!! Except
Of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning my mother
Would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.

Dawww!! Big bowl of sauerkraut!

Every single mornin'! It was driving me crazy.

I said to my mom, I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an
Oncoming train. And she leaned right down next to me, and she said,
"IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel
In my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 26 and a
Half years old.

That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get outta that
Basement and travel to a magical, far away place, where the sun is
Always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels
Are oh so fluffy! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles
All day long, and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a
Nickel!

Wacka wacka, doo doo, yeah!

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream
Came true. Because the very next day, a local radio station had this
Contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in
Leonard Nimoy's butt. I was off by three, but I still won the grand
Prize. That's right, a first class, one-way ticket...

To Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Oh yeah. You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta
Tell ya, it was really great... except that I had to sit between two
Large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor. And the
Little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight
Attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight
Movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore...and, oh yeah, three of the
Airplane engines burned out, and we went into a tailspin and crashed
Into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody
Died. Except for me. You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah-ha-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha. Aahhh. So I crawled from the twisted, burnin'
Wreckage, I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days, draggin'
Along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone
And my 12-pound bowlin' ball and my lucky, lucky autographed
Glow-in-the-dark snorkel. But finally I arrived at the world famous
Albuquerque Holiday Inn where the towels are oh so fluffy! And you can
Eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna. It's OK, they're
Clean.

Well, I checked into my room, and I turned down the A/C, and I turned on
The SpectraVision, and I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint
On my pillow that I love so very, very much, when suddenly there's a
Knock on the door. Well, now, who could that be?

I say, "Who is it?" No answer.
"Who is it?" There's no answer.
"WHO IS IT!?" They're not sayin' anything.

So finally, I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected, it's
Some big, fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut, and only
One nostril. Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right. So, anyway, he bursts
Into my room, and he grabs my lucky snorkel, and I'm like, "Hey, you
Can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me."
And he's like, "Tough!"
And I'm like, "Give it!"
And he's like, "Make me!"
And I'm like, "'kay!"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear
And he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix and he gave
Me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow
In the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And twenty
Seconds later, I heard a familiar voice. And you know what it said? I'll
Tell ya what it said!

It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."

In Albuquerque!
Albuquerque!

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made
A solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest, I would not
Sleep for an instant, until the one-nostrilled man was brought to
Justice. But first, I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car,
And I drove over to the donut shop, and I walked on up to the guy behind
The counter and he says, "Yeah, whaddaya want??"

I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said, "Nah, we're outta glazed donuts."
I say, "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts."
I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts."
I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls!"
I said, "You got any apple fritters?"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters!"
I said, "You got any bear claws?"
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check."

"No, we're outta bear claws!"
I said, "Well, in that case... in that case, what do you have?"
He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed
Weasels."
I said, "OK, I'll take that."
So he hands me the box, and I open up the lid, and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over.
Oh, man, they were just goin' nuts! They were tearin' me apart! You
Know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started
Goin' through my head. I believe it went a little somethin' like this:

DOH! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! Ohhh! No, get 'em off, get 'em off!
Oh, oh God, oh God! Oh, get 'em off me! Oh, oh God! Ah,
AaaaaaahhhhhhhhhOhhhhhhhhhh!

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my
Face, wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' like
A constipated wiener dog. And as luck would have it, that's exactly when
I ran into the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a
Calligraphy enthusiast, with a slight overbite, and hair the color of
Strained peaches. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me.
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face."

That's when I knew it was true love. We were inseparable after that. Aw,
We ate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of
Mint-flavored dental floss. The world was our burrito. So we got
Married, and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children,
Nathaniel and Superfly. Oh we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah.
But then, one fateful night, Zelda said to me, she said, "Sweetie
Pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said, "Woah!
Hold on now, baby! I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!"

So we broke up, and I never saw her again, but that's just the way
Things go...

In Albuquerque!
Albuquerque!
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me, because about a week
Later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream. That's right, I got me a
Part-time job at the Sizzler! I even made employee of the month after I
Put out that grease fire with my face. Aw yeah, everybody was pretty
Jealous of me after that. I was gettin' a lot of attitude.

OK, like one time, I was out in the parkin' lot, tryin' to remove my
Excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty tryin' to
Carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself. So I-I say to him, I
Say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls
His eyes, and goes, "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a
Chainsaw!" So I did.

And then he gets all indignant on me. He's like, "Hey, man, I was just
Being sarcastic!" Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know
That? I'm not a mind reader, for cryin' out loud. Besides, now he's got
A really cute nickname - Torso-Boy! So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to
Me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days.
Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out
Of his jugular vein. And he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all
Over, and I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps
Rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding and screaming, "Aaaahhhh!
AaaaahhhhOhhhhh! Aaaaahhhh!" You know, completely missing the irony of
The whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um...um...where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought.

Uh, well, uh, OK, anyway, I-I know it's kind of a roundabout way of
Saying it, but, I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is...

I HATE SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really tryin' to say. And, by the way, if one day you
Happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandry, full of
Loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your
Pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of
Comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up
Universe of ours, there's still a little place

Called Albuquerque!
Albuquerque!
Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)
Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)
Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)
Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)

I said A! (A!)
L! (L!)
B! (B!)
U! (U!)
Querque! (querque!)

(Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque)
(Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque)
(Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque)
(Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque)

Al...buquerque!
*burp*
Heh heh heh heh[/jq]

BEST. SONG. EVER.

I'm too lazy to change my already stolen hijacked signature.

 

[bayonetta.]

Can't we all just GET ALONG, people? ;; actual tears right now

But in seriousness, i'm making a new theme. Again. Because I literally have nothing else to do at 3am on a Saturday morning. Woop.

Silly boy, I recommend sleep. Sleep is good, sleep is great. I'm terrible at rhyming so I'll stop. n_n

>pop
>stfu's

 

[Bloo]

I plan on making a theme too, if I get better at art XD. But I'm okay right now I guess.

 

[ThatKidMike]

Ure 17 ****er and prob a 11th grader im 16 and im a 11th grader we are basiclly the same so don't call me a ****ing kid and i have only done weed once and its noting to be proud of or gloat about.

the question was what we plan to do i said the most inportant facts im doing and i know im better then at least 50% of the people on here because there kids who are like 10 and under and have a brain the size of my dog.

This will prob get me more infractions and ill be ban for 1 month and won't be coming back because i barly have time for pokemon any was and its starting to get on my nerves to have to be in a community with almost all kids.

I got better things to focus on like my last 2 years of high school,work,girlfriend,friends and what i want to do with my life instead of sum pixel ass game.

I call it as I see it, and you're acting like a kid. Also, funny how you're calling them out on being younger then you when you can't even act your own damn age.

So I'll call it again, nobody wants a pretentious ******* like you around, hope you get that ban you deserve.

 

[Her]

what you have in brain size I have in credibility so I must be pretty darn crediblE!!!!
that was sarcasm btw

anyways, back to the discussion of THEMES
I used to be a themeholic, but as I got PC less and less, I just didn't change them as often as I used to. This one will probably stick around for about two months, wooh.

 

[bayonetta.]

Ure 17 ****er and prob a 11th grader im 16 and im a 11th grader we are basiclly the same so don't call me a ****ing kid and i have only done weed once and its noting to be proud of or gloat about.

the question was what we plan to do i said the most inportant facts im doing and i know im better then at least 50% of the people on here because there kids who are like 10 and under and have a brain the size of my dog.

This will prob get me more infractions and ill be ban for 1 month and won't be coming back because i barly have time for pokemon any was and its starting to get on my nerves to have to be in a community with almost all kids.

I got better things to focus on like my last 2 years of high school,work,girlfriend,friends and what i want to do with my life instead of sum pixel ass game.

Aren't you the guy who was bragging about playing Pokemon Platinum for 16 or so hours a day? lol.

Also, from my (limited, admittedly) experiences with this community, most of the users are in their early twenties or late teens, and most of the people around your age are extremely mature for their ages. Also, you aren't 'better' than anyone on this community. You might be older then them, and smarter, but that's BECAUSE you're older than them. So, um, gtfo.

>friendly
>n_n

 

[Limey-chan]

Silly boy, I recommend sleep. Sleep is good, sleep is great. I'm terrible at rhyming so I'll stop. n_n

>pop
>stfu's

I'm hyperactive for no real reason right now, sleep really isn't an option D:

K, done with my new theme. Second consecutive band-based theme i've had now.

 

[Bloo]

I'm hyperactive for no real reason right now, sleep really isn't an option D:

K, done with my new theme. Second consecutive band-based theme i've had now.

Thats how I get around 3 in the morning. But really? Can we get along? Stop flaming Noble, it will be better for all of us. I know what he feels like.
EDIT: Well, not exactly flame. Picking on him.

 

[Her]

Well, I'd love to stay and get told I'm worthless but I'm going to play Wolfenstein!
Bye DCC!