XD I'll try explain a little better. First, Do you know what gollum is? if you don't I'll try my best to explain. Gollum is a character from the lord of the rings movies and he talks like this: "What had it got in its pocketses? I wouldn't say, no precious. Little cheat. Not a fair question. It cheated first,it did. It broke the rules. We ought to to have squeezed its, yes precious. And we will, precious! That is a sample of his talk. I don't suppose you want any more. Okay, so you'll have to add, es, at the end of anything that ends with ''s''. Example, socks, would be sockses, posts, would be postses, licks, would be lickses, etc, etc, etc. And, you have to talk to yourself constantly, but you have to refer to yourself, as precious. Example: Is it scrumptious, is it juicey, is it crunchable, precious?-Gollum, The Hobbit. And, you occasionally, have to insert, Gollum! here, and there, in your posts. The dare is supposed last 3 days.
EDIT: D'oh! I have to be girlie? Pleeeease don't make me do it!
2ndEDIT:I'll give a better example, of how to talk like gollum:
Wicked nasssty member! It dares us precious, gollum, gollum! Filthy, little member, we oughts to cuts, his filthy little head off, yes preciouss, and, we will precious! It, dared, us it did! curse, him, we hates the pokemaster forever!NOTE: None of that was serious(I.e. cutting your head off XD), it's just an example.