The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Meadow]

...However, you decide not to fight them. Instead, you run to Cerulean City, where...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... Misty has converted her gym into a children's arts and crafts center ...​

 

[Lycanthropy]

...to prevent people from obtaining eight badges and being allowed to challenge the Elite Four. The goal of her plan...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... is to make Ash come back to Kanto ...​

 

[Meadow]

...which isn't gonna happen in a really long time, so you decide to...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...try to find out where he may be currently by...

 

[Meadow]

...using your Itemfinder! However, the Itemfinder...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... the Itemfinder is not programmed to detect boys who are immortally ten years old, so you head over the the app store nearby ...​

 

[Lycanthropy]

...to upgrade the apparatus to the Item-and-immortal-ten-year-old-boys-finder (or IAITYOBF for short), which shows...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... he's currently in Pallet Town, visiting his mom! You grab Misty and ...​

 

[Meadow]

...take her to Johto, because...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... you have Brock and Misty anyway, you decide to become the next Ash Ketchum ...​

 

[Meadow]

...by dressing up your Sandshrew as a Pikachu. On your way to Olivine City, you see...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... a massive flying saucer heading right towards the city ...​

 

[Meadow]

...so you decide to check it out! However, as you approach it...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... the alien race adopts you and your crew as their new leaders ...​

 

[Lycanthropy]

...but plans to sacrifice you to Lord Blarzigord as soon as they arrive on their home planet...

Sorry for bringing RPT/Underground inside jokes to Trivia, but I had to.

 

[Meadow]

...which is populated by 90% Sandshrew! One of the Sandshrew...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... poisoned by ice cream, quickly rushes to you and says ...

its okay we reference our own dumb jokes all the time anyway​

 

[Lycanthropy]

..."Hi!"...